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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 05: Miami Goddesses
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00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:06Thank you for marrying me.
00:12She is psychopath Mary.
00:15Be quiet.
00:16Psychopath.
00:17Don't you tell this psychopath man!
00:18Stop!
00:19You're a liar!
00:21Is this real?
00:23Like, they just got married.
00:25I never expected for him to do this, Marisol.
00:29Take your shoes off.
00:30So you guys have a new building that's going up?
00:32800 units.
00:34My husband started the third largest real estate
00:36development company in South Florida.
00:38Let's check.
00:38Cheers!
00:39Cheers!
00:40Cheers!
00:41You think it was right for Brady to call her and tell her?
00:44You think I want to talk about this when I have a dead dad?
00:47This is .
00:48I'm leaving.
00:50Look.
00:53I just want to go.
00:57I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
01:02It's hard to get on my bad side because I don't have one.
01:06I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.
01:10My chicken coop is full and now so is my house.
01:16I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.
01:20I don't just sell luxury.
01:22I live it.
01:34You're welcome, Tamara.
01:35Yes.
01:36I have a reservation under Alexia.
01:39Oh, I didn't see you were there.
01:41Hi.
01:41Hi.
01:42How are you?
01:43So nice to meet you.
01:44You too.
01:45Are you enjoying Miami and this beautiful view we have?
01:48I am.
01:48It's good to finally meet you.
01:50You have spoken a bit on social media.
01:51How have you been?
01:53Good.
01:53Good.
01:54We spoke briefly.
01:55I'm doing good.
01:56I'm doing much better.
01:58I'm not going to lie.
01:58I have gone through like an emotional rollercoaster.
02:01I was blightsided.
02:02Yes.
02:03I'm sorry.
02:05I'm learning.
02:05I'm not a divorce.
02:06I'm sorry.
02:08I really do love Todd and I love with Todd.
02:10This man does not own all this done.
02:13Todd and I decided to ask for an extension to get divorced.
02:18Listening to you has helped me so much.
02:21Glad that I could pay him help.
02:23Good afternoon.
02:24How are we doing today?
02:24Welcome to Amaro.
02:26Hi.
02:26We're going to get the empanadas.
02:28Okay.
02:29And we're going to get the fresh catch.
02:30I came across Daniel on Instagram.
02:33He's a life coach.
02:34I just started liking his pictures.
02:36I felt like a lot of the messages that he was posting resonated with me.
02:40What I was going through in my journey.
02:41So obviously you know my sort of history with narcissism as well.
02:46I was in a relationship with one.
02:47I would say more of a covert.
02:49Narcissism was very subtle.
02:50I was listening to a lot of life coaches and a lot of them were women.
02:54But I guess with Daniel, it was a different perspective because it was coming from a man.
02:59And even though he was so young, he had so much wisdom.
03:03So why is it that even though you know there's a red flag there, it's kind of like you don't
03:08want to see it.
03:08Or it's like, you know what, I can fix it, I can change it.
03:12It's just literally us forgetting our worth.
03:15Right.
03:16You do get that gut feeling.
03:17Yeah.
03:17You have to listen to your gut.
03:19I agree.
03:19Because one flag will turn into ten flags and by the tenth flag, you've lost who you are.
03:25My head, my thoughts aren't aligned with my heart right now.
03:29My head is telling me, Alexia, be careful.
03:32But my heart is so strong that it can kind of like just blank out my head.
03:39And it's just a heart.
03:40Like I've just always gone from my heart.
03:43You think you know yourself and you're still so susceptible to it.
03:48To being on the receiving end of it.
03:50And that's why you need to be so self-aware.
03:51And as you know, I've written three books now and coached over 350 people being victims of narcissistic abuse.
03:59I feel like you're meeting the girls and just having that time with them where you can share, you know,
04:05your knowledge and your experience.
04:07I'm just doing like a Greek theme, like a narcissistic party.
04:11And the venue is so spectacular.
04:12I feel like it's perfect.
04:14It's a Greek inspired because it all started with the Greeks and the Romans.
04:18It did.
04:19We've spoken about that.
04:20We're going to see like who is the narcissist because the narcissist is not going to be able to handle
04:26that she's a narcissist.
04:28How many girls are there?
04:29There's nine of us.
04:30Nine.
04:32Hopefully everyone is receptive to it.
04:35I don't know about that.
04:36That's going to be interesting.
04:47I thought we dodged hurricane season.
04:50It's still a category five.
04:51I did see that it was getting back to that.
04:54And this place has a lot of windows.
04:56It's like.
04:56Hurricane insurance.
04:57You're supposed to have hurricane insurance, right?
04:58Oh, of course.
04:59Of course.
04:59Yeah.
05:00It's by law.
05:01You have to have hurricane insurance.
05:03Right?
05:03It's not going to be a problem.
05:05Yeah.
05:05Oh.
05:06Okay.
05:07I just don't want any more problems.
05:09There's too many.
05:09Like the list.
05:10The list is long.
05:13Is the house coming along?
05:15That's a good question.
05:17Lenny is building this home that is clearly outlined in our MSA marital settlement agreement.
05:24The deal is he's going to get this house.
05:26It's a beautiful view, but it's a tear down.
05:29And then he wants to build a house on that lot.
05:33Okay.
05:33I'm pretty sure he has to build a house similar to the plans that were.
05:39I can look it up for you.
05:41Because you helped me with it.
05:42He initially at our MSA tried to say that.
05:46Whoa.
05:46What?
05:48Uh.
05:49Jody knows more than I do.
05:50He's like.
05:51I feel like people take advantage of me.
05:53Right?
05:54Well, they were.
05:54They do.
05:55And then you came into my life and that stopped and people are mad about it.
05:59People are mad that I have somebody that has my back.
06:03And that's up.
06:05That's what it is.
06:05Jody has not done a thing to Larsa.
06:09Always polite.
06:10Always respectful.
06:11Like he is to all women.
06:13For her to say these crazy things.
06:16The last night of Milan, Jody gets so crazy.
06:20He doesn't want us to talk anymore.
06:22Yelling over us.
06:23What?
06:23Larsa has diarrhea of the mouth.
06:26She needs like a modium for her mouth because she can't control it.
06:29It's just like.
06:30What?
06:31You're helping me.
06:32And if someone's mad that I'm getting help so I don't get .
06:36Can go themselves.
06:38Basically.
06:38Yeah.
06:45Get in.
06:45Get in.
06:46How are you Stephanie?
06:46I know it's raining and Perkins can't get wet.
06:49Oh my God.
06:50We'll polish it.
06:51We'll polish it.
06:51How are you?
06:52Good.
06:52A hurricane is coming.
06:54We need to be prepared.
06:55How were the sales last night in the lounge?
06:57The lounge did better than last week.
06:59We truly broke records.
07:00That's great.
07:02My husband started Shoma Proof in the early 80s.
07:07I think before I was even born.
07:08I think you're doing a phenomenal job and the team is really doing well too.
07:12Hi.
07:13Hi.
07:14My love.
07:14Sorry.
07:15Hi.
07:16How are you?
07:16Thank you so much for coming.
07:18It has built over 12,000 homes, condominiums, townhouses, commercial space.
07:25But Shoma Bazaar is my baby.
07:28I love it.
07:30Hi.
07:31Oh my God.
07:32Chanel.
07:32My fave.
07:33You're Chanel.
07:34How are you beautiful?
07:35Yes.
07:36I needed to be casual today.
07:37How are you baby?
07:38JC, I'm going to send you a quick text message if you can put some orders in for us for
07:42some
07:42food.
07:42As president of Shoma Group, I oversee almost every aspect of Shoma.
07:48Acquiring land, the hospitality division, the marketing, the sales, the leasing, the employees.
07:54I really put my heart and soul into this.
07:57I've made a lot of sacrifices to get to where I am.
08:00I really wanted to get to the top, top, tippity top.
08:03And for me, it's worth it.
08:05Oh, that looks good.
08:07Thank you so much.
08:08What is all this stuff?
08:10Prosciutto and one second.
08:12Hold on.
08:13It's my mom.
08:15She calls me a million times a day.
08:16Hola, ma.
08:17Hola, hija.
08:19Hi.
08:20Hi.
08:20How are you?
08:21Miss you.
08:22Mira mi nueva amiga Kiki.
08:24Hola, mama.
08:24Como estas?
08:25I speak Spanish.
08:27Si, habla español un poquito.
08:30Yo también.
08:31Chao.
08:32Chao.
08:33Mom and dad call me a hundred times a day.
08:35They're my best friends.
08:36I took them on my honeymoon.
08:39You're supposed to be hanging off chandeliers on your honeymoon.
08:42You're supposed to be having sex everywhere.
08:45How are you doing that and then having breakfast with your parents?
08:48Are you close to yours?
08:49I'm very close to my mom.
08:52Well, now I'm building the relationship with my dad.
08:55But then now I find out I have a four-year-old little brother.
09:00Are you still with Shalanda?
09:03Yeah.
09:03I thought you were with someone new.
09:06So you do have a couple.
09:08Okay.
09:09She got one little boy for me.
09:11So I have a brother?
09:13Yeah.
09:13Wow.
09:13Now I'm trying to build his relationship with my son who's turning 19 in a couple of days.
09:19They never really been.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Because my son was born when I was not talking to my dad.
09:25So they don't have a relationship at all.
09:26Don't focus on all the things that were bad in your relationship with your dad because
09:30Shamar is going to have some kind of like wall built up.
09:34Every day that goes by is one less day that we have on earth.
09:38Like you really need time is ticking.
09:39And I'm no one to talk because I was inseparable with my twin sisters.
09:44I have twin sisters.
09:45Unfortunately, I did what I shouldn't have done because they say don't work with family.
09:49They got a job at Shoma and it didn't end well.
09:51And now we haven't spoken in like three, four years.
09:57I have tried multiple times to fix the relationship.
10:00I have tried very hard.
10:02I'm really giving person.
10:04Like I want to make you happy.
10:05I gave them a Range Rover and I gave one of like a Mini Cooper.
10:08And it's like, they were like, are you ashamed of what, you know?
10:12Oh my God.
10:12And I was like, why are we turning it into this?
10:13I have called, texted, emailed, sent gifts, taken one of their dogs.
10:19But I don't know if it's something that can be fixed.
10:22I think one other reason why they just don't get along with me is like the way that I speak.
10:25I have to go into construction sites and it's very sometimes difficult to go up to like 80 men and
10:30tell them like this is to do.
10:31Yeah.
10:32I love that.
10:33You have to be bossy.
10:34If not, you get walked all around.
10:35Well, you survived yesterday, Julia's baby shower.
10:38A lot of the girls gave me a very warm welcome and it was really nice.
10:42And I just felt like I know already from the start, who's going to like me for, you know,
10:46what I have.
10:47Like Lisa, for example.
10:48I want to be friends with her.
10:50She has an amazing jet.
10:52And I want to be friends with people that have jets and yachts.
10:56I was shocked.
10:57I even looked at you and I was like.
10:59It's just very like superficial-ish.
11:01Where do you guys go from here?
11:03I don't know.
11:04The issues that I have with Lisa, like they have been going on from summer.
11:09I just feel like I do know we need to have a conversation and figure things out.
11:12I think you both need time, you know.
11:29Coconuts here, coconuts there, coconuts everywhere.
11:34Fun fact.
11:35During hurricane season, there's more deaths caused by a coconut falling on people's head
11:40than there is by lightning striking people.
11:42I hope these coconuts don't go crazy.
11:48Oh, flowers.
11:49Thanks so much.
11:50And I brought home a lantern or two for the hurricane.
11:55Oh, how are you going to eat that?
11:58And I brought home a few supplies for you.
12:00I'm going to prepare for a hurricane.
12:03I need this kind of .
12:06Because this doesn't go bad.
12:09Just for the hurricane.
12:11And for me.
12:12My favorite.
12:13My favorite.
12:14My favorite.
12:17Hi.
12:18Hi.
12:19Yes, I'm at the office.
12:21I'm at my kind of office getting dog food.
12:24This hurricane is wild.
12:26Terrible.
12:27I wonder what you do with your 500 chickens.
12:29Well, they're all going to be locked up.
12:31Well, you have all of us.
12:32And if you need me, call me.
12:34I will.
12:34And make sure you save your chickens.
12:37Bye.
12:38Bye.
12:38Bye.
12:41Guys, this is day one of the storm.
12:43And the wind is winding, honey.
12:46OK?
12:46Look at this.
12:47It's already starting.
12:49The wind is picking up.
12:50I'm worried about these coconuts.
12:52This can project like a bomb.
12:55Look, the weather is not so bad.
12:58It's just a little windy.
12:59Let's get it.
13:05Oh, the yard looks good today.
13:08I thought that there was going to be a hurricane.
13:10So I think it looks quite spectacular considering.
13:13I'm so happy that hurricane just like passed right over us.
13:18I knew that was going to happen.
13:19I manifested it.
13:21My manifestations have been on point for the last two years.
13:25I'm like nailing my .
13:27Where are we going?
13:28The yard club.
13:29Oh, the yard club.
13:31Yes.
13:32Mama's part.
13:41Hello.
13:42Good morning.
13:42Good.
13:42Thanks.
13:43Time to meet my friend, Gertie.
13:45Uh-huh.
13:47That's my friend.
13:48Hi.
13:49I like that we both came like in light colors, right?
13:52Daytime chic, darling.
13:53Yeah, girl.
13:53How do you feel?
13:54I feel amazing.
13:55I felt like we completely missed the whole hurricane.
13:58We got so lucky with them, my friends.
14:00Is there anything I can get you guys started with?
14:02No, just have a nice tea for now.
14:03I want to stick with water.
14:05I'm boring.
14:06So how is New York?
14:07New York?
14:08Oh, my God.
14:08So wait, I rang the bell, the New York Stock Exchange bell, with the American Cancer Society.
14:13And we decided on what we want.
14:15What salad do you recommend?
14:17Salad.
14:17I love the Fatou salad.
14:19Okay, I'll have that.
14:20Let me join her.
14:21Anything else I can offer you?
14:22Not for now.
14:23You look great.
14:24You feel good?
14:25I feel good, but I think, you know, like with the group right now, I feel like so misunderstood
14:31and I don't, I don't understand.
14:35So I've had a little bit of time to kind of reflect more about what happened at Marisol's wedding party.
14:40Julia cannot handle lies.
14:43We had our past and honestly, I've given you a lot of grace.
14:46I really have.
14:47You are not the judge or the jury, so who cares?
14:49I'm not.
14:49You get very like loud and like defensive.
14:53Kind of like a gang up, Gertie, and I'm not doing a gang up, but just stop.
14:57I just feel helpless at this point because I don't feel like I'm being hurt in this group.
15:00I mean, I texted everybody, the New York Stock Exchange thing.
15:03Everyone's like, we're all Googling about the baby shower and you guys were replying to that.
15:08My reply was right after and no one said, congrats, Gertie.
15:10You know, go get them.
15:11When, when I make a comment, no, it's like, everyone's like silence.
15:14And I'm like, what, why, why that vibe?
15:16And I didn't read it.
15:17If you tell me, I can maybe explain, you know, I didn't read it.
15:20No, no, I'm just saying generally speaking, it's not reciprocating.
15:23But that's all in your mind.
15:25My opinion is my opinion.
15:26What's that opinion?
15:27Talking like that, you kind of like turn people off.
15:29I mean, that's what I'm saying.
15:30And you, you, you yell all the time.
15:32And honestly, everyone has the ups and downs.
15:35We can have a different rules for different people.
15:38But I've never said, feel sorry for me.
15:39This is exactly why people have issues with Gertie.
15:43Because she gets so defensive that you can't even tell her anything.
15:46Our group, there's all like a lot of missing, you know, pieces.
15:49And you know, a lot of people just assume different things.
15:51And you don't give each other.
15:52And the people talking along to people's, you know, psyche.
15:54You know, the opportunity to really talk about, you know, the way they feel.
15:58I feel like that's what you need to do with Julia.
16:02Psycho butt theory.
16:04Be quiet.
16:05I literally.
16:05Don't you tell me.
16:07Oh.
16:07I'm a liar.
16:09You have to have that heart to heart moment with her.
16:11Everyone has to take accountability in a sense of, you know, their own action.
16:15People not taking accountability.
16:17Uh-huh.
16:18That's one of the traits of narcissism.
16:20Mm-hmm.
16:20And I feel like a lot of us in the group, you know, kind of like have a few of
16:24those traits.
16:24So in light of that, I thought it would be great to have like a greeting party.
16:28And I have like somebody that's going to be like talking to us.
16:31He's been helping me a lot.
16:32And I like to share him with you girls.
16:34I think we can all benefit from it like in a good way.
16:37You and Julia are going to be able to move forward.
16:40She's going to listen to you.
16:41And I feel like you should listen to her too.
16:43You're not always going to like what she has to say.
16:45She's not going to like what you have to say.
16:47But you know, like you say, there has to be respect.
16:50And you have to give each other that opportunity.
16:51It's a give and take.
16:52It's a give and take.
17:08Thank you so much.
17:10Are you guys excited to go?
17:12I don't know about golfing.
17:13What do you mean you don't know about golfing?
17:14I'm excited to win though.
17:15Don't worry.
17:16You know I'm going to win.
17:17Thank you so much.
17:18Of course.
17:19Enjoy your set.
17:20Okay.
17:20I guess you two, nobody wants to sit next to me.
17:22It's okay.
17:23I want to sit next to her.
17:24Okay.
17:25So my friend, Larsa is coming.
17:27I don't think you've met Larsa before, but she knows of you.
17:30Hi guys.
17:31Welcome to Puttery.
17:32Hey, how are you?
17:33How are we doing today?
17:34I'm good.
17:35You're so pretty.
17:37Isn't she pretty?
17:39Can I get you started with three waters?
17:40I'll take a glass of champagne, please.
17:42Okay.
17:43You went from water to champagne?
17:45Why not?
17:45She deserves a glass of champagne.
17:47Well, you can't drink yet.
17:48You're turning 19.
17:50Welcome home.
17:51I'm so excited you're here.
17:52My son, Shamar, he's the first of the family to go to college.
17:57I mean, it just, I'm so proud.
17:59I'm so proud.
18:01So I joined like six clubs.
18:03As soon as I joined, I got hazed.
18:06First up, I'm joking.
18:07Shamar, what is this word?
18:09Hazing is when you join a college organization and...
18:12They bully you.
18:13As a form of...
18:14Wait, are you getting bullied?
18:15I'm joking.
18:16Everyone there is awesome.
18:17Shamar, don't play with me like that.
18:18I was always like, oh, I cannot wait for him to start college.
18:21But for me, he's always going to be my baby.
18:24And you know, you get these worries.
18:26Like, is he going to be able to cook by himself?
18:29Is he going to be able to clean his clothes?
18:31Like, I offer him to send him a maid once a month.
18:34He's like, no, mom, good.
18:36Hey, Lars.
18:37Hey, guys.
18:38Hey, how are you?
18:39You look beautiful.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:41I love that.
18:42But it's good to relax sometimes.
18:45Hey.
18:46How are you?
18:48Nice seeing you.
18:48You've gotten so big.
18:50So tall.
18:51And this is Neri, Shamar's best friend.
18:54This is a cool table.
18:55We were catching up.
18:56He's back home.
18:57Shamar, what are you studying in school?
18:59Uh, psychology.
19:00I'm going to branch out into something else.
19:02Probably, like, sociology, too.
19:03Do you have a girlfriend?
19:05No.
19:06Why'd you have to do that?
19:09No, I don't.
19:10I wanted to do something different with them.
19:12Go, let's go and play golf.
19:16You guys ready?
19:17Four of us.
19:18Yes.
19:18Okay.
19:19Come on, Larsa.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24Now I'm behind just like y'all.
19:26That's it.
19:27She said .
19:29Larsa.
19:30Yes.
19:31Fun having boys, huh?
19:32Teenage is a fun age.
19:34Very challenging.
19:35Tomorrow's his birthday.
19:36I'm really trying to see if my dad's, but you told me to, like, let my dad know.
19:40But don't say I'm reminding you.
19:42Just say it in, like, conversation.
19:43Like, oh, yeah, and I got this cake for Shamar.
19:46We're going to celebrate his birthday.
19:47And that way he, like, remembers, you know?
19:50My dad is not like a typical grandpa who will call and make the effort to be in the
19:55kid's life.
19:58Shamar, we're going to go get a drink.
20:00Oh, I'll see you guys over there.
20:01Just keep playing.
20:02Have fun.
20:02It's like a cultural thing.
20:04It just, it's not something most Haitian parents do.
20:08They think, oh, you have to call me because I'm the older one.
20:13I'm your dad.
20:14I created you.
20:14I put you here.
20:15My main thing right now is to get him with, in a good place with Shamar.
20:20Call him.
20:23I think we should just call him.
20:27Papa.
20:28Hey.
20:32Say hi.
20:32Hi.
20:34Hi.
20:35We're just sitting here talking about you.
20:37She's saying she's super happy that you're here.
20:40I was, I was telling Larsa about you and Shamar.
20:43Don't forget to call him tomorrow because it's really important for him, Papa.
20:48Are you good?
20:50I will call him tomorrow.
20:52Okay, miss you.
20:53Love you.
20:53Bye.
20:54You too.
20:55Bye.
20:56He's so nice.
21:12I haven't been here for.
21:14For a minute.
21:16Hello, hello.
21:18Oh, hello.
21:19How are you?
21:19How are you doing?
21:21How are the calls coming?
21:22We are really busy and we have a lot of traffic today.
21:25When's the next meeting?
21:26Oh, in 30 minutes.
21:27We have a walk through in 30 minutes?
21:29Yeah.
21:29So many people would think that because my husband is older, he's the one that's older
21:33at heart.
21:34And it is so not true.
21:46I'm the old soul in the relationship.
21:49Hi.
21:50How are you?
21:50How are you?
21:51Good.
21:52Good to see you.
21:53Hi, Mr. Masood.
21:54How are you, sir?
21:54Larsa met my husband.
21:56We went to dinner and after dinner she texted me and she said, oh my God, you're the old
22:01lady in your relationship.
22:02Your husband is so fun and you are not letting him live his life.
22:07Anything in particular happened during the hurricane?
22:10There were two puppies that were brought over to the property and abandoned.
22:15So Mr. Masood helped us, you know, so we quickly reacted and took them immediately
22:20to the vet.
22:21Until we find somebody that can adopt them and take them with them.
22:25What unit are they in?
22:26So right now we put them in 223.
22:29It can't separate.
22:30It has no furniture, nothing.
22:33Masood has a very big heart for animals.
22:38I want to do a quick walk through of the unit.
22:40I think Cathy's coming with me because Vanessa has a walk through that's coming in 30 minutes.
22:43Every time we go to St. Bart's there's turtles and Masood goes to the grocery store and buys
22:48them muffins and leaves muffins all around the streets of St. Bart's.
22:52We just want to see one unit.
22:54No, not more than one unit.
22:55Masood, we're going to go see all the units.
22:57I just want to see one unit.
22:58Yes.
22:59Why do you want to see them all?
23:00There's nothing to check really.
23:02You only have to check this one together.
23:03Okay, there's only one.
23:04Yeah.
23:04I checked the other ones for you.
23:06Okay.
23:06I know you like to check them anyway, but...
23:08No, I'm still going to check them.
23:09You guys are both being very fishy.
23:11We have an appointment, we have lunch, we have everything.
23:14Masood, you know how quick I am?
23:19I need my five minutes in peace.
23:22I love it.
23:23Don't take me to the other one.
23:25Okay, I won't.
23:26Do not take me to the other one.
23:28Immaculate.
23:28Masood and I are 100% a power couple.
23:31People are like, oh, how do you balance your love and love relationship in your work?
23:35There's no balance.
23:37We try not to bring the work to the personal, but it does come.
23:41I want to show you the final brochures for Shoma Bay.
23:45You got the brochure?
23:46And I need a glass of wine because I'm exhausted.
23:49Start looking at them.
23:50How come they are two different colors?
23:53Because one's for the amenities.
23:55Oh, the spa.
23:56Ooh.
23:57However, we never bring the personal to the work.
24:00Ever.
24:01Once you see one model, you see everything.
24:03So there's no need.
24:04Masood.
24:05Let's move on.
24:06Masood, I'm going to go see the other models.
24:08What?
24:10Masood.
24:11Lord, I swear.
24:12What if we go see the studio?
24:14I swear.
24:14Let's go to the other units.
24:16Masood, I swear.
24:17I swear.
24:18No?
24:18I knew it.
24:19I knew it.
24:20I knew it.
24:21I so knew it.
24:22I know you're like the back of my hand.
24:24Kathy, what happened here?
24:25I can't, no.
24:26What are they doing here?
24:27Masood!
24:28Is this on the bed?
24:29Oh, my God!
24:30Is this on the bed?
24:31Oh, my God!
24:32Masood!
24:33They were nothing.
24:34Oh, my God!
24:35There's piss on the bed!
24:37I'm sorry.
24:38I told...
24:38Oh, my Jesus!
24:39I'm so happy!
24:40Kathy, who told you to bring him here?
24:42First of all, I told them to put it in the unit that doesn't have any furniture.
24:46There's on the bed.
24:47They pissed all over the...
24:48Oh, ah!
24:50Hi!
24:51You named them and everything?
24:52Yes, I did.
24:53Milton and Helene.
24:54Well, what do you care?
24:55Oh, my God.
24:56This guy's insane.
24:57This is a crime scene.
24:58There is on the bed.
25:01My beautiful model unit...
25:03It's supposed to smell like flowers.
25:04It smells like .
25:05Bye, Helene.
25:06Bye, Milton.
25:07Enjoy your free apartment.
25:09You're the only one that doesn't have to pay security deposit.
25:15I'm gonna go ahead and head out to my next meeting.
25:17Okay.
25:17Okay.
25:18I do need this back so that I can pay for it.
25:21Go ahead and pay.
25:23Approved.
25:24Bye.
25:24Thank you so much.
25:26Thank you so much.
25:27You know, Milton the dog did more damage than Milton the hurricane.
25:33There was like one positive thing that came out of it.
25:36My sisters, which haven't touched base with us...
25:40Oh, really?
25:40I'd say like two years.
25:42They called my parents and they were so concerned.
25:44They kept on texting like, are you guys gonna be okay?
25:46We're thinking of you.
25:47We love you.
25:48We miss you.
25:49They're texting me.
25:50Like, I hope you...
25:51That's really interesting.
25:52They texted me the next day.
25:54They said, is everything okay?
25:56And I said, yes.
25:57Everything's good.
25:58I miss you guys.
25:59Like, what's going on?
26:00Tell me where...
26:01Like, where are you living?
26:01Where are you working?
26:02And then dead silence.
26:05And...
26:05I love them anyway.
26:06I know you love them.
26:07And they love you too.
26:08It's just unfortunate.
26:22Dress code policy.
26:23Shores people have to wear a breathing suit.
26:25It looks like I'm wearing a breathing suit, but it's okay, I guess.
26:27Hello, darling.
26:28How are you?
26:29Do I make the dress code?
26:30Do I...
26:31Beyond that.
26:31Yeah.
26:32Just with this lovely bag.
26:34It's just perfect.
26:36I'm meeting someone.
26:37I believe they're here.
26:38I don't know.
26:39It's under Julia.
26:42It's a mess.
26:47Hi, how are you?
26:48Hi.
26:52Thank you for coming.
26:54Thank you for the invitation.
26:57I got your text message that you had sent me the day after.
27:02Um...
27:02I meant it.
27:03Gertie, I just want to apologize for throwing water.
27:06I'm coming to you with an open heart.
27:09I want to clear the air and resolve any conflict between us as soon as possible.
27:15Like I said, it was written with an open heart.
27:20Okay.
27:26Oh, boy.
27:27Maybe I need one too.
27:28How are you?
27:29Doing well.
27:30What's your name?
27:30Alexander.
27:31Alexander.
27:32Like my brother.
27:33Just want something that's citrusy, maybe lime, basil.
27:37So I have our geishi smash.
27:39Whatever it is, not sweet.
27:40I'm your girl.
27:41I don't know how we got to what happened that night, but somehow we did.
27:47And, uh, my emotions got the worst out of me.
27:51I'm...
27:51That's not me.
27:52That person.
27:53But I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you.
27:56And, um, you know, I have no excuse for it.
28:01And, um, I hope you can accept my apology.
28:05That's not who we are.
28:08I'm literally completely blindsided and feel backstabbed.
28:20All right, ladies.
28:21I'd just like to see.
28:22Would we like to go ahead and start beginning our, uh, order for food?
28:25I have a really great, like, leafy green salad that we could do.
28:28And maybe we could do, like, a sushi roll, something like that.
28:31Yeah.
28:31So I'll do it and, uh...
28:32Yeah, absolutely.
28:35Goody, I shared with you something very private about my facelift.
28:40And you shared it with everyone I know.
28:44Just the same way that you got a facelift while Martina was in New York getting chemo.
28:49A person I trusted was something very personal when I shared this information with you.
28:55But you threw it back at me and betrayed my trust.
28:59So what kind of friend are you?
29:04I felt betrayed as well.
29:06So you have to understand that my reply was matching what I was getting from you.
29:10When you say to me...
29:11Are you even slightly remorseful of how you, what you said about me insinuating that I was a bad wife
29:18to Martina?
29:20I did not say that.
29:21You left Martina.
29:22I did not.
29:23I said you left her, you left her and went on a cruise.
29:26That's true.
29:27You said you left...
29:28And I said that you made it for you.
29:29...for Paris to make a facelift while Martina was doing this.
29:32Exactly.
29:32Yeah, you hurt me and I hurt you back.
29:34That's what happened.
29:35I'm sorry for those words that I've used.
29:37And for literally just being unhinged.
29:40Because I never want to ever be in this same predicament again.
29:43And I appreciate you also acknowledging that.
29:45This was a night that I never wished happened.
29:48And I tried my best to say please not to...
29:50Just stop it.
29:51And it wouldn't.
29:52And it was a nightmare.
29:53And I hope we learn from it.
29:54Listen, I don't want to say...
29:56Do you understand how that made me feel when you said out loud in front of everyone and
30:00embarrassed me and humiliated me in the sense of like, no, we were never good friends.
30:03And I'm like...
30:05We're not friends, Gertie.
30:06I never said we are.
30:07I said we're.
30:08Okay?
30:09Learn the past tense.
30:10We're acquaintances, not friends.
30:12And so for me...
30:13Emotions got over me and I'm sorry for that.
30:16No, no.
30:16I appreciate it.
30:17I mean it.
30:18But this is when I said, no, we're not going to do this.
30:20And I did something bad.
30:22But it was my point to prove...
30:24Do you like me, Gertie?
30:25Wait, I need to get this out.
30:27I need...
30:27Because I have anger too now.
30:29I'm like, you know, and obviously I wouldn't be sitting here if I didn't.
30:32Okay?
30:32And exactly for me.
30:33In my mind, the trigger was, okay, we're not that friends but I know this about you.
30:38And it came out.
30:39I'm looking at someone I knew and that was my good friend.
30:42And I'm like, hello?
30:44It's me.
30:45It's me.
30:47And then I'm like, okay, I guess...
30:48I guess it's all...
30:49All nights are out.
30:50And I'm like cutting back at this point.
30:52I'm fighting back.
30:52And I'm so sorry.
30:54Whatever you think in your head about what we were, we were good friends.
30:57We were.
30:57I know we were.
30:58We were.
30:58Yes, we were.
30:58And if that was your way to hurt me and to say, no, we weren't.
31:02No.
31:02Absolutely not.
31:03But you know what?
31:04Sometimes they say in love, in the relationship, sometimes without knowing we hurt the most
31:10people we love.
31:11Because we care.
31:16Today we talk.
31:18It's between us.
31:19And you know what?
31:20If somebody in our group will ask me, how did it go?
31:26It's between you and I.
31:27What's done is done.
31:29You cannot undo the past.
31:30You can only move forward and see what happens.
31:33From my part at least, I would like us to move forward with just an open feeling, you know?
31:42At this point in time, the hurt is so deep that I know that one sit down with her is
31:46not going to put me at ease to be trusting of her again.
31:50I need like mouse steps.
31:52I want to go like one little toe at a time.
31:54Okay?
31:54Yeah.
31:56Yeah, baby steps for sure.
32:25Hi.
32:26Hey.
32:27How are you?
32:27Good, thanks.
32:28How are you?
32:28Good.
32:29You look beautiful.
32:31You look very handsome yourself.
32:33Thank you very much.
32:33This place looks magical.
32:34I thought it was the perfect venue to host something like this.
32:37Oh, it's beautiful.
32:37I'm going to show you.
32:38Okay.
32:39Let's come through.
32:39In the past, the girls have hired shamans and spiritual leaders.
32:44Anybody that can help us because, you know, we need a lot of help.
32:47Close your eyes to connect your animal spirits.
32:49To connect with ancestors and loved ones who have crossed over.
32:53We will be doing a rage release.
32:56Just let it out.
32:59I feel like the girls will take Daniels more serious.
33:02And as you know, I've written three books now and coached over 350 people.
33:07People with narcissistic personality traits.
33:09He has more credibility than maybe, like, a shaman.
33:14Oh, my God.
33:16After you.
33:17This is beautiful.
33:18How amazing is this?
33:20Oh, my gosh.
33:20And look at these swans.
33:24These are the mirrors that we're talking about with the quotes on them.
33:26I think it's going to be great for everyone to walk through and have a look and self-reflect.
33:31That's a good one.
33:32You cannot fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed.
33:36But you can ruin your life trying to do it.
33:38That is true.
33:40All the girls think that this party is about Todd.
33:44Today is going to be about self-reflection more than anything.
33:47And I feel like a lot of us have a hard time doing that.
33:50And it's really not about Todd.
33:52It's about all of us.
33:53I know the girls are going to see the mirrors and they're just going to want to look at themselves.
33:57Yep.
34:00Oh, I forgot my sunnies.
34:03I think we might need a little more of this.
34:08Oh, I see the Tito's.
34:10Lexia knows how to take care of me.
34:17No, the lighting is here, baby girl.
34:18How many selfies do you take a day?
34:20I want to see your phone.
34:21Finally.
34:22Hey.
34:23I'm sitting here by myself.
34:24Everyone's so rude and late.
34:26You look beautiful.
34:27Hey, Gorge.
34:27Hi.
34:34Cops for me.
34:34Many cops and big feet.
34:37Hello.
34:38Hi.
34:38Hi.
34:39You look gorgeous.
34:42You look so classy.
34:44Well, we're a classy bunch, Pips.
34:45What's going on with your dad?
34:46My dad, I was with him yesterday, so I spent the whole day with him.
34:51It's good.
34:51Thank you so much for helping us, Lars.
34:53My dad did call that day.
34:55Are you all going to ask him what happened?
34:55Yeah, he did.
34:56He did.
34:57It was super nice.
34:58That's cute.
34:59Yeah.
35:00This is a great start and hopefully he can manage to keep it up, but who knows?
35:05We'll see.
35:07Only time will tell.
35:12Pens out, tips out.
35:13Let's go.
35:14We're ready.
35:15We're ready.
35:16Let's go.
35:17Golden Garden.
35:21Is everybody there?
35:22Yeah.
35:23Everyone's here.
35:24Okay.
35:24I'm 10 minutes away.
35:46Yay!
35:51Oh, your hair looks good.
35:53I like it.
35:54So we're gonna go through here, and this is where we're gonna take the next part and you look the
35:58part
36:00I'm always gonna be in the spotlight cuz I was born a star. I feel like I am back in
36:04time
36:05Why is it that Lisa's always last guys? I'm gonna call Lisa
36:15Whatever she says because she knows she's late
36:26So rude, it's really rude. Sorry. I love Lisa, but it's rude
36:30You want me to list all the time since 2011 that I've known Lisa how many times she's been late
36:41There's no welcome parade. We're all annoyed sit down
36:44You guys we're gonna wait for Lisa longer than the flight
36:47Hello
36:51Finally bitch
36:52Monkey where are you?
36:54I just want to say that if I ever fly anybody anywhere and Lisa shows up even four minutes late
36:58She's gonna see the plane take off without her
37:09So this is where we're gonna do the exercises I love it tell me about the exercises they kind of
37:14like games exercises
37:16I'm gonna say mental like yeah, yeah self-reflection
37:19I'm gonna speak to the girls a little bit about you know what it what it is to have narcissistic
37:22traits
37:25Are you ready for that?
37:27Are you ready for these girls?
37:28The girls should be arriving shortly
37:33What do you think these little flowers are because they're not baby bread
37:35They're in the baby bread family, but they're not baby bread
37:37Look at the back of my hair, Julia
37:43Before we get going
37:48I don't want to wait here anymore
37:48No, no, no, no, but still more than that
37:50I'm gonna go ahead, go first
37:51I got here at 12, it's 2-12
37:52I don't want to wait here anymore
37:53Let's go, we're gonna go
37:54No one ever tell her she's late
37:55No one ever make a penis out of it
37:57I will
37:58I will
37:59The life is waiting for us, we're being rude
38:01Oh, we've been doing this since 2011
38:04I know, but I don't want to be a part of that's her, that's her
38:07I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
38:11One
38:12Well two, I don't like to talk about penises and I don't like people that are late
38:16You are in the wrong van, in the wrong group
38:20Because all these girls talk about, especially me
38:24Is dicks, penises and balls
38:27If the guy has a big nose, big foot, big hands, you know, that's gonna be big
38:32It's awfully skinny
38:34I was gonna say, it's long and skinny
38:35Mmm, that's not my style
38:37Are you circumcised?
38:39No
38:39Oh, Leah
38:40Take it, take it, take it
38:43Oh boy, I'm gone
38:47Please look over there, finger
38:49Oh my God, I love it, finger, finger
38:54Penis
38:56Penis
38:56Penis, penis, penis
38:57I'm mad, like, I'm over it
39:00This is stupid
39:07Hello
39:09Hi, goddesses
39:12You guys look like gorgeous goddesses
39:15How's everybody doing today?
39:17I'm waiting for you, goddess
39:19Lisa, do you think your time is more important than all of ours?
39:23Or do you think that you're more valuable?
39:27Are we supposed to like celebrate your entrance?
39:30No, no
39:30Do you think of how rude it is to make everybody wait?
39:32I don't even know you that well for you to be speaking to me like that
39:35Yeah, I know enough about you that you just made us wait two hours waiting on you
39:38Okay
39:38It's like the grand Lisa entrance, it's very rude
39:41Okay, you're being very rude right now?
39:42Oh, you want me to say thank you for showing up?
39:44I would like to have a popcorn and sit in a comfortable leather chair because a movie is about to
39:51play
39:51Oh my God
39:52Don't talk to me like that again, that is rude
39:55Don't be late two hours and make us wait
39:57No, don't talk to me like that
39:58Don't be late two hours
40:00Excuse me
40:00I don't even know you and you're talking to me like that
40:03I don't know you but I've heard you don't have a lot of friends
40:05No, I don't have friends because a lot of them are like you, disrespectful
40:06And they're two hours late, that's why I don't have a lot of friends
40:09Because a lot of them tend to be like you
40:13Someone decided to call Lisa out
40:15Do not ever put your hand in front of my face
40:18Or tell me what I need to discuss with my friends
40:20I wasn't putting my hand in the face
40:21Yes you did, you did
40:22I went like this
40:23My hand doesn't even go
40:24I'm super short
40:25Like my hands aren't even that long
40:26Like look at this
40:27It's like right over here
40:28It's not funny either
40:29I'm not trying to be funny, guys
40:30Your friends all think you're rude, Lisa
40:32I think you're rude
40:34Stephanie said what we all wanted to say
40:36For how long have we known her?
40:3813 years now
40:39Monkey's always late
40:41Someone had to just be like
40:42Girl
40:43Mmm
40:45Don't ever talk to me like that again
40:48This is bullsh
40:50I don't even know this girl
40:51Like she's new to the group
40:52And don't talk to me like that
40:54You don't need to be their mouthpiece
40:56These are my friends
40:57Lisa, we've been here since 12 o'clock
40:59Larissa, we are not talking also right now
41:01We are not talking right now
41:03We are not talking right now
41:04How do you start off with somebody like this?
41:06Stop
41:07Lisa, how do you start off being two hours late
41:09With somebody you don't know?
41:10How long would Lisa last to show my acting like this?
41:14Lisa probably would not even make it past her interview
41:17Because she would be late to her interview
41:19And I wouldn't even see her
41:21Nobody would see her
41:22I'm livid
41:23Perhaps it came off really rude
41:25But it's because it's my very, very, very
41:28Number one only pet peeve
41:29And I felt it was very disrespectful
41:31Just let me finish it and then you can tell
41:33Don't lecture me
41:33Don't lecture me
41:33I'm not gonna lecture you
41:34You are a lecture
41:34I'm apologizing but I'm explaining why I come this way
41:36But it's a backhanded apology
41:37It's not a real apology
41:38Do you want an apology or do you not want an apology?
41:40Either take what I give you or you don't take it
41:41Who the hell is this girl like barking at me?
41:44Who is she?
41:45I don't know
41:45You can't talk to me like that
41:47I'm rude
41:48I cannot
41:49Sit down boss baby
41:52Guys, Alexa is waiting for us
41:54Let's just start fresh
42:03Next time on the Real Housewives of Miami
42:06Goddesses have arrived
42:08That's beautiful
42:09I'm just swinging away
42:11Lisa being Lisa
42:14It's all about me
42:15My sisters are very sensitive
42:19One day we will all be a complete family
42:22An overwhelming score for the trait of playing the victim was Lisa
42:27I can't, I am leaving this bullshit party
42:31F**k
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