- 13 hours ago
The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 10: The Thrill of Seville
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:05I apologize for the things I was saying to you.
00:10I just don't understand how to express this hurt.
00:12And I express it maybe in the wrong way.
00:15I've always loved you. I love you so much.
00:17I want to do something for Alexa.
00:20She's been on this emotional roller coaster.
00:23Something like Seville.
00:24I like Seville.
00:26I am taking my airplane.
00:27Unfortunately, I cannot take everybody.
00:30If you haven't gotten to know Adriana,
00:32I think it would be a nice way for you to bond with her.
00:35Not to mention that my supposed best friend is killing the plane.
00:38Suppose, don't say that.
00:40I really admire about myself.
00:41They have a very good relationship.
00:43She has the girls back.
00:45And I wish I had this kind of bond.
00:49Where was the Rottweiler? Did she like bark?
00:51Oh, that's you.
00:52You Stephanie.
00:56You like to be little people.
00:57You try really hard to be like,
01:00I'm the queen, you're the chihuahua.
01:02It's very disrespectful.
01:06I may be a Cuban doll,
01:08but I'm no one's toy.
01:11It's hard to get on my bad side
01:13because I don't have one.
01:15I'm a fierce fighter
01:16and an even stronger survivor.
01:19My chicken coop is full
01:21and now so is my house.
01:24I may not be prompt,
01:26but I'm worth the wait.
01:29I don't just sell luxury.
01:31I live it.
01:46My favorite part about going to places
01:48where it's like a little colder than Miami
01:49is to wear my boots.
01:51Horrible, horrible.
01:53But Todd didn't like them either.
01:54You see?
01:58We're going to Spain
01:59and we're going to have amazing time
02:01flamenco dancing, you know?
02:04Happy times.
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:09These girls are going to be jealous.
02:12Wait till they see my looks.
02:15I win.
02:16I win.
02:23Oh, my God.
02:25I don't even know how I can get
02:26one freaking bucket sheet.
02:28I used to have one more way too.
02:30The sea is cold.
02:32It's so important.
02:33It's a lot.
02:3540 is up, 440.
02:39So I lived in Spain
02:40from 17 to 23.
02:43I lived in Madrid.
02:45Madrid is more of a metropolitan city
02:47like New York
02:48and Sevilla is more like an elder city.
02:51That's a lot of walking.
02:53I know Americans sometimes call
02:55Sevilla Seville,
02:58but I just can't with that.
02:59Like, it's Sevilla.
03:01Where's Lisa Marisol?
03:03She's late.
03:04She hasn't even checked it yet.
03:06She hasn't checked it yet.
03:07She's not even checked it yet.
03:08She's boarding at 445.
03:10She knows you got to be here
03:11two hours at the minimum.
03:13We can always count on Lisa being late.
03:17You guys, we're going to wait
03:18for Lisa longer than the flight.
03:19Hello?
03:21Oh, hi.
03:22Bye, bitch.
03:23Lisa, I have a question for you.
03:25Think of how rude it is
03:26to make everybody wait.
03:27What did she think?
03:28They're going to, like,
03:29stop the plane for her?
03:30I don't know why she can never be on time.
03:38Nice.
03:39This is an awesome plane.
03:42I'm excited to be here with you guys.
03:44Me too.
03:44And make good memories.
03:50Hey, Sergey.
03:52First, the Birkin.
03:53Ah!
03:55How are you?
03:56Good, how are you?
03:57Nice to see you.
03:58You ready for the flight?
03:59I am.
04:00Are you?
04:00Very ready.
04:01All right.
04:02Are the girls all here?
04:03Yes.
04:03Everybody's up for it.
04:04You know, Sergey.
04:05The big Birkin has all the little Birkins inside.
04:09Hello!
04:10Hello.
04:11How are you guys?
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14We took the shoes before we entered the house.
04:16You broke off the shoes.
04:18I know, I know.
04:19I got the shoes.
04:20Okay, okay.
04:20Well, I'm the owner.
04:21It's okay.
04:22No, but you're the rules.
04:23It says the bugger and poops.
04:25So, you know what they say.
04:27Departure time is whenever Stephanie shows up.
04:30I'm so excited.
04:31Did we take your seat?
04:32I'm going to make the drinks.
04:33I've never been, like, this super social, full of friends type of girl.
04:40Lemon coming up!
04:42Lemon coming up!
04:43Hey, come to the bar, guys.
04:45But I'm trying to do new things.
04:48Tequila, tequila, tequila, please.
04:49Shot ski!
04:51I mean, how bad can it be?
04:53Cheers to ice!
04:55I have gifts for you guys.
04:57Yay!
04:58Love gifts.
04:59We have an LED mask so we can be de-puffs and we can have less wrinkles and collagen.
05:07I love it.
05:08It's already charged.
05:10Wow.
05:10It's already charged?
05:11Who does Stephanie think she is?
05:12Oprah?
05:13You get a gift and you get a gift.
05:15Everyone's getting a gift.
05:16And don't you want to say that it's very VIP because not everybody gets these.
05:19Your very own branded Shoma Air pajamas.
05:24I could get used to this life.
05:26I know.
05:27It's a nice life.
05:28I feel you need it.
05:29I know it's nice.
05:29It's a nice life.
05:30It's a tough life, but someone's got to live it.
05:32And I'm grateful to you that you chose me to live this life.
05:36It's Kiki who chose you to live this life.
05:40Not me.
05:41Not me.
05:42Kiki did make it easier.
05:43But I was concerned, honestly, because I didn't know, are you guys good?
05:47Are you guys fighting?
05:51I'm not fighting.
05:52No, but I feel like you feel a certain way and she feels...
05:55No, I mean, do tell.
05:57Maybe there's, you know, a little hiccup.
05:59I thought she had chosen to come without me.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04Adriana.
06:05Adriana, if I would have a private plane, I would invite you on a private plane.
06:09But, you know, not my plane, not my rules, and not my place to make an invitation.
06:17Does that cross your mind to not take the private plane to be with Adriana on a commercial flight?
06:23The answer is no.
06:26I wish I could have brought everybody, but at the same time, like, it was hard because I couldn't invite
06:31Gertie.
06:32Lisa, speaking of Lisa, do you even think she made it on the plane?
06:36I don't know.
06:37I'm not sure.
06:38No.
06:38Okay, do you think Lisa made it onto the airplane?
06:40I have no idea.
06:41You guys have not been talking for a while.
06:43No, I feel like we're cordial.
06:45We're in the same room.
06:47She still hasn't unfollowed Mike's boyfriend, which I think is weird.
06:50It does hurt my feelings.
06:51I understand.
06:51I'm putting my pajamas on.
06:55I'll be back.
06:56If Lisa doesn't see, like, all the things I'm going through publicly with someone bashing me, you're not my friend.
07:02Oh!
07:02I wonder if the girls got pajamas.
07:04They don't get pajamas on business class.
07:09Woo!
07:12And Kiki is over there.
07:15This is nice.
07:18Do you think our friends are bitching about us having caviar and best salsa?
07:23Or they are, like, saying, oh, we're so happy for them.
07:26Absolutely none of them are saying we're so happy for them.
07:29Who doesn't want to go on a private jet?
07:30I don't have to go through security.
07:32I don't have to go through aduana, passports, pat-downs.
07:38I mean, I'm, like, a prisoner going commercial.
07:42I love tea sandwiches.
07:43Like, Marisol's tea sandwiches were so good.
07:46So good.
07:47Mm-hmm.
07:48Marisol's party was really good.
07:50Very frifty.
07:51Wait, why were you at Alexia fighting?
07:53So...
07:53Yeah, what happened?
07:57You like to belittle people.
07:58When you came in and called me a chihuahua, it was symbolism.
08:01It was, like, I'm the Rottweiler, bitch.
08:03You're the f***ing chihuahua.
08:05And, like, I just feel like it's very disrespectful.
08:08You try to belittle me.
08:10You try to belittle women to make yourself feel better.
08:12She's trying to belittle you.
08:14You belittle women.
08:14Both.
08:16Just my advice.
08:17If you feel and believe she belittled you,
08:21maybe, like, stick to this point
08:22without saying she's belittling other women
08:24because I honestly don't think she belittles other women.
08:27You didn't see her belittling me for two straight years, Julia?
08:31Look, aduana, you're good with her now.
08:33Why are you going to the past?
08:34Because I'm just saying...
08:35Why are you going to the past?
08:36Because...
08:36You have this thing about you.
08:37I love you, but...
08:38No, because...
08:38You're going to the past.
08:39Because we are talking about a pattern of behavior.
08:42All of a sudden, Julia has developed, you know, selective amnesia.
08:46We were all prostitutes.
08:48Who would make the least amount of money?
08:51Me?
08:52Me?
08:52No, but listen.
08:53You know how to be a prostitute.
08:55You're Russian.
08:56You know what's more shameful?
08:58Women to go out with married men.
09:00Now you're attacking me, accusing me, or not?
09:02Julia's memory is obviously clouded by the newfound friendship that she now cherishes so much.
09:08It's up and down with her and Todd.
09:10She feels up, she feels down.
09:12I'm not making excuses for her.
09:13It's because she's going through Todd's situation.
09:16But Alexia right now cannot take jokes.
09:18But it's not my fault.
09:19She has no humor.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:22I thought we were going to have fun in Spain.
09:23Sevilla, here we come.
09:25Stephanie and Alexia both have strong personalities.
09:28Let's put some music on.
09:30Hopefully, they can coexist on the trip.
09:33Because we're going to Spain for Alexia, and I need everyone to get along.
09:40It's called, like, wishful thinking, right?
09:42Right.
09:46Who would have thought Larsa and I would end up in bed together?
09:49You and I.
09:50I like to cuddle, Julia.
09:51Oh, yes.
09:52Oh, yes.
09:52I'm exhausted from this nightclub in the sky.
09:56Okay.
09:56I'm happy.
09:57Good night, guys.
09:58Good night.
09:5920 minutes of the light.
10:01We should be relaxed and look beautiful by the time we land.
10:14Good morning, girl.
10:16Good morning.
10:18Fun fact.
10:19Did you know that Spain has five different types of Spanish within its own country?
10:25Good morning.
10:26The official language is Castilian, and Castilian has this lisp.
10:31So, for example, Barcelona, Ibiza.
10:36Thank you for flying Shoma Air.
10:37I hope you enjoyed your direct flight from Miami to Sevilla.
10:40Rumor has it, it was created by one old king that had a lisp, and he couldn't really say
10:48the S properly.
10:53Hi.
10:54Can I sit in the two front ones?
10:55Hello, hello.
10:58You guys have your passport?
10:59The only thing I've still got on me is a good time, and I'm ready to have a great time.
11:03Yay, Sevilla, we're here.
11:06Sevilla.
11:07My God, look how beautiful that is.
11:09I've been to Barcelona.
11:11I've been to Ibiza.
11:12It's very pretty.
11:13Look at the architecture.
11:14But I've never been to Sevilla.
11:17It's Tapiranti in Miami.
11:22I love the culture, and I embrace it, and I love the food.
11:29The food is so good.
11:33So romantic.
11:35Where are we staying, Daragaya?
11:37We are staying at the Radisson Collection Sevilla.
11:40And there was one presidential suite.
11:44I made a kind of executive decision to give the suite to Alexia, since we're kind of trying
11:49to, you know, get her away from Miami.
11:52So we can party in Alexia and Marisol's room.
11:54Oh, we're here, guys.
11:55This location, Julia, is amazing.
11:58Amazing.
11:59Well done.
12:03This place looks so beautiful.
12:05Hello, welcome to the Radisson Collection of El Sevilla.
12:08Can I invite you for a local delicacy, cherry wine, from Perez de la Frontera in San Lucas.
12:15I like this place.
12:15Thank you for planning this trip here.
12:19Oh, girls, you're so welcome.
12:19We're going to have so much fun.
12:22You did a good job, Julia.
12:23I'm Stephanie.
12:23This is Stephanie.
12:24Someone upgraded you to a presidential suite.
12:26Oh.
12:27Somebody.
12:27Somebody?
12:28Yes.
12:28This surprise is not me.
12:30This surprise is not from you.
12:32No.
12:32Then it has to be Masoud.
12:33Yeah.
12:33Yes.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:34That's nice.
12:35My husband just spoiled me for my 40th birthday with a beautiful private dinner and a gorgeous
12:41patek-philippe.
12:42And now this, I truly have the best husband ever.
12:45Oh, my gosh.
12:47Hello.
12:48Oh, my God.
12:52What in the hell?
12:54Is that a patio?
12:56Look, I have Chanel gifts.
12:58Oh.
12:59My husband is in.
13:01What?
13:01I've had men do a lot of nice romantic things for me.
13:05The guy got me on his helicopter, flew me to his private island in the Bahamas.
13:10Rainbow.
13:11I love it.
13:12You're so cute.
13:14Candles everywhere, flowers everywhere.
13:17That's amazing.
13:17That's adorable.
13:19Oh, wow.
13:20And then shortly after, the guy died.
13:23In his helicopter, flying back from his island back to Palm Beach.
13:29Died.
13:30The helicopter fell.
13:33You stay and let us know if you need anything.
13:35Thank you so much.
13:37Thank you so much.
13:37We're sure we're going to go to our rooms.
13:39Take a shower, get dressed, and meet a lot of you.
13:42Let's meet at the bar and wait for the other ladies to come.
13:45They probably had it rougher than us.
13:47What a flight, guys.
13:49Team no sleep.
13:50Team no sleep.
13:52Oh, look at this beautiful room.
13:55And the bus stop.
13:57Look at this view, Adriana.
13:59Look at this view.
14:00Wow, I love it.
14:01Seria is beautiful.
14:02Can we look outside and look at this?
14:03Look at the architecture.
14:05It's beautiful.
14:06It's the capital of Andalusia.
14:07Are those lions?
14:08Oranges.
14:08This capital is known for oranges.
14:11So Lisa said today at 12.
14:14Hi, I'm landing soon.
14:16Did you get any sleep?
14:18I responded, and then I asked her, how long is your layover?
14:21She said, not long.
14:22I love that Lisa is safe, but I would have really appreciated if she would have sent us a text
14:26saying that she was not going to make that flight, and she was going to get on another flight.
14:30But just not saying anything had us really worried.
14:33I'll sit here.
14:34Take an iced tea.
14:35Hi.
14:36A glass of rosé with some ice, please.
14:39You're welcome.
14:40But how do I find her?
14:41Hi.
14:41How are you?
14:42Good.
14:42I have to tell you, I'm obsessed with Tomas.
14:46He's like your best employee.
14:48Tomas, what do you think?
14:50So pretty.
14:51Right?
14:51Yes.
14:52To dance here in Seville, fabulous.
14:54Fabulous, right?
14:56Tomas, fantastic.
14:57Tomas, repeat after me.
14:59No basic bitches.
15:01No basic bitches.
15:03Hey, Tomas!
15:06You're running a tight ship.
15:08You're at home.
15:10All right, enjoy.
15:11Thank you so much.
15:13Where's Julia?
15:14I don't know.
15:15I haven't talked to her.
15:16I'll see you.
15:17I see you here.
15:19I see you there.
15:20Where's Adriana?
15:22Hi, you look stunning.
15:24You look so good.
15:26You too.
15:27Please have a Grey Goose Fosca on the rock.
15:30Oh, look at you.
15:30What are you going to drink at Rihanna?
15:31Can I have a natural water, please?
15:34It's my first girls' trip.
15:36Oh, without Masood.
15:37Without Masood.
15:39It's actually the only other trip I've ever had with Masood was when I went to Colombia
15:42to get my boobs reduced.
15:44I don't like to be away from my husband because I'm obsessed with him.
15:46I'm addicted to him.
15:48I love his energy.
15:49I love him around me.
15:50I like to tell him things.
15:52I like to go to lunch, breakfast, dinner.
15:54I like to cuddle with him.
15:55I just like his presence around me all the time.
15:57I'm sure you could have gone in a fabulous place with Masood and have fun, but you chose
16:02to be with us.
16:03And thank you for that.
16:04I want this to be a good experience for you.
16:06I hope so, too.
16:07I feel like, yes, there's feelings that need to be discussed, but they need to be nipped
16:11in the butt and we need to move on and be friends.
16:13And I want to make it very clear that although I do believe that Alexia should choose her words
16:18more wisely, I don't not like her.
16:21It is an issue.
16:21Again, you had an argument, but two grown-up women fighting about dog breeds is pretty
16:28funny.
16:28I think what it is is like a Napoleon syndrome.
16:31You go to sleep every night feeling very, very inferior, so you wake up in the morning
16:35and try to make yourself feel like you're superior, but in reality, every day you go to bed knowing
16:40that you have self-esteem issues.
16:42You open the cat rack, then.
16:45Hey, guys.
16:46Whoa.
16:47Hi.
16:48Hi, hi, hi, hi.
16:50Hi, hi.
16:51Hi, hi, hi.
16:58Get ready.
17:00We weren't talking about you.
17:04I want to have a drink first.
17:06Oh, I don't care.
17:07They can open up.
17:08You need to talk about me.
17:09I told you not to talk about me.
17:10Why would you talk about me?
17:12I need to talk about me.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:20Look what the cat dragged in.
17:22Oh, my gosh.
17:25Get ready.
17:26We weren't talking about you.
17:30Oh, I don't care.
17:31They can open up.
17:32You need to talk about me.
17:33I told you not to talk about me.
17:34Why would you talk about me?
17:36I mean, she's like, who are you?
17:38Do I even know you?
17:39I mean, are you like a little puppy now?
17:41It's just like she became Alexa's little bitch.
17:44She's like so eager to go run to mommy.
17:47Wait, where's Lisa?
17:48We thought nobody was going to notice.
17:50Lisa, listen.
17:50What happened?
17:51She never got there on time.
17:53She got there and they had already closed the trip.
17:555.45.
17:55The plane was...
17:56For an international flight?
17:57Yes.
17:58So she was able to get on her next flight.
18:00So she's already landed in Madrid
18:03and then she's on her way to Sevilla.
18:04Oh my God, by herself.
18:06I wish I would have bet on Lisa missing her flight
18:09because I would have made a million dollars.
18:11She's going to be late to her own funeral.
18:13I honestly don't even know.
18:14Did she ever look at the time?
18:16No.
18:16We're going to go change and then we'll go to dinner.
18:18Round six.
18:19Okay, bye guys.
18:20We'll see you.
18:20I'll just walk them to have keys.
18:23What is she doing?
18:24We haven't been off my plane for two hours
18:28and this is how she repays me.
18:29She didn't even let me have the conversation.
18:32She goes and gossips.
18:35Get ready.
18:36We weren't talking about you.
18:38That is one horrible, disgusting move.
18:42It's like a new Julia to me.
18:43I don't recognize her anymore.
18:45I love you girls and I'm ready to have some fun.
18:47Can't wait.
18:48I am so happy to be here to celebrate with you.
18:50We would never do it without you, kiddies.
18:52Let's get this party started.
18:54I need a shower.
18:55Bye, baby.
18:56We're so excited to see our room.
18:59So, welcome to the Presidencial Suite.
19:02Oh, thank you.
19:03The honeymoon suite.
19:04Me gusta.
19:06Oh, a bathtub.
19:07This is delightful.
19:09We have a little rooftop here.
19:11This is gorgeous.
19:12Me encanta.
19:13I love it.
19:14I love you, bro.
19:15And I love you.
19:16We're going to have a fun trip.
19:18We are.
19:19All right.
19:19What have I missed?
19:21Julia, I have a question for you.
19:22I am, Julia.
19:23Yes, tell me.
19:24Ask me anything you want.
19:25What the hell were you thinking?
19:27She hasn't even been here for two hours and you have to go gossip.
19:29Gossip?
19:30Yeah, what are you talking about?
19:31Oh, we've been talking.
19:31I said, we're talking about you.
19:32Yeah.
19:32Why would you do that, though?
19:33Why would you do that?
19:34That's so disrespectful to me.
19:35I thought we were friends.
19:36Did I tell her what we talked about?
19:38No.
19:38I said, hi, we were talking about you.
19:40Yes, we were.
19:41Why are you stirring the pot?
19:42We just got here.
19:43I said something.
19:43You're the one that's like, oh, this trip has to be fun.
19:52Stephanie.
19:52Stir, stir away, because you know what?
19:54I have the biggest f***ing spoon, bitch, and I'll be f***ing stirring all f***ing trip.
19:59Julia is stirring the pot.
20:01Those are the ones you have to watch out for, the ones that are doing all the dirty work,
20:05you know, when you're not knowing.
20:06Like, Marisol's...
20:08Marisol's definitely dangerous.
20:10Stephanie, I like you, but stop that attitude, please.
20:12Okay.
20:13Then I like you, but then don't go and tell somebody that we were talking about them,
20:17because the only thing we were talking about was the situation.
20:19You didn't have to go and tell her.
20:21I have a prayer that I'd like to say for Julia.
20:24It says, Lord, baby Jesus, protect us from people with hidden agendas,
20:28as we strive to be genuine and others are not.
20:31Amen.
20:33Cheers.
20:34Cheers.
20:36To Sevilla.
20:37To Sevilla.
20:38Cheers to finding out who your true friends are.
20:41Cheers.
20:41I need a shot.
20:49I want to be a stripper.
20:52I'm ready to go in my...
20:54covered with a snake.
20:56Oh, yes.
20:57Like a python.
20:58Like a python.
21:00Not a cobra.
21:02Oh, I guess that...
21:04Alexia secured the glam, and I was like, oh my God, you found glam in Spain.
21:08Can you share with me?
21:09It's getting in my train.
21:11It got in my cocky.
21:13If I try to do my own makeup, I look like Tammy Faye Baker.
21:17Every time.
21:18I'm glad that you wanted to do this, because Julia and I both really want you to be distracted.
21:24Well, I also found it weird in Julia.
21:26As soon as she saw me, she's like, oh, we've been talking about you.
21:29Oh.
21:30Yeah.
21:30Yeah, I don't know.
21:31I was...
21:32I didn't know if I should be happy.
21:33Or if they were, like, not saying, like, nice things.
21:37I mean, I don't know.
21:37Don't be so wicked and think the worst.
21:44Oh, I think this is...
21:45Hello?
21:47Yes.
21:48Hello?
21:50How's this doing?
21:51Hello?
21:51Hello?
21:52Let me get change.
21:55This guy keeps calling me from different numbers going, I have a crush on you.
21:58And I blocked all these numbers.
22:00I don't know how this guy got my phone number.
22:02Wait, okay.
22:03So, Larsa, are you dating anybody?
22:05Nothing crazy.
22:07I mean this in a really, like, kind, loving way.
22:10I just feel like maybe you should try to stay away from athletes for, like, a couple months and try,
22:17like, a businessman.
22:18Or do you just always, like, like athletes?
22:20No, I feel like I'm open to whatever the universe has in store for me.
22:25Listen, I just want you to be happy.
22:26I'm just saying maybe try...
22:27I think Larsa thrives on being a MILF.
22:29I think that's what she likes.
22:30No, I really don't.
22:32Okay, so if it was the guy that was 75 years old, the guy that was 25 years old, then
22:35they both had the same bank account, which one would you choose?
22:37She's gonna go for 25!
22:38You're gonna go for the 25 year old, are you not?
22:39Wait, I can't go to bed like my love here at 8 o'clock.
22:44So, Stephanie goes to bed at 8 o'clock, she couldn't keep up with a 35 year old.
22:47I don't, like, I like to stay up all night.
22:49We sometimes go out all the way till, like, 9.30.
22:52Ooh!
22:53Wild thing you!
22:55You know, only bad things happen after 10 p.m.
22:57You know that, right?
22:58I don't have a guy for Larsa yet, because she does have very, very strict requirements.
23:03I would let Stephanie set me up on a date.
23:06I would, um, I'd be open to it.
23:08I think she would need somebody, like, in finance or an investor.
23:12Hmm, you know, maybe she could even, like, a builder.
23:15No, let's not get carried away.
23:17What do you think Julia did after we left the bar?
23:20I hope she didn't go back and tell Alexia anything where Alexi's are automatically gonna feel like she needs to
23:27come in, like, not having a great trip.
23:29I vented, thinking I was in, like, a safe space.
23:34Yeah.
23:35And I feel so, so let down.
23:39It actually hurt my heart.
23:40You know what these bitches need to get used to?
23:42The fact that if you come for me, the fact that if you think you're gonna stir the pot, I'm
23:46gonna stir it right back, I'm gonna flip the table right back, I'm gonna go nuts right back.
23:49Like, I'm not staying quiet.
24:07I'm gonna do this.
24:08Is it a sign sitting?
24:09No, it's a sign sitting.
24:11Good move for day one.
24:12Buenas noches.
24:13Buenas noches.
24:14Bienvenidas al restaurante Basque.
24:16Gracias.
24:17How are you?
24:19Hi.
24:23Hey, hey.
24:26Hi.
24:30You too?
24:34Oh my god.
24:35Hello, my Alexia.
24:37Hi.
24:38What's up?
24:38Hi.
24:39Hello, father.
24:39Then when we're all seated, I'll take some more.
24:43Flag on something.
24:43This trip is really important for Alexia,
24:47and it's my duty to distract her,
24:50keep her happy, keep her thoughts off of Todd.
24:54Olé!
24:55Mira, mira, mira!
24:57Dile que si no se bailan la Sevillana!
25:00I can't think it's towering around.
25:03And I hired this musician
25:05because I wanted to start the mood going with a bang.
25:10A mi me gustaría hacerle una cosa, Alexia.
25:13Quiero decirle una cosita personal sobre el amor
25:19y que me gustaría cantarle algo con todo mi corazón a Alexia.
25:28Y te lo voy a cantar con todo mi corazón.
25:30Gracias.
25:34Alexia!
25:39De...
25:59Flamenco has a huge, significant part in Sevilla and the Andalucía region
26:04because it came from there.
26:07Flamenco is passion.
26:08Flamenco is a story.
26:10It's love.
26:11And it's also pain.
26:12Like, when you listen to it,
26:14you know, it's a little bit of everything.
26:16Porque ese amor que...
26:18tú le daba...
26:24y ahí ese hombre...
26:27que no entendió...
26:36I just don't know what's happening.
26:38He is singing to Marisol and Alexia.
26:40They're crying.
26:45I'm not feeling any emotion right now.
26:51I did not ask Danny to play that tearjerker.
26:54That was on his own.
26:56Holy crap.
26:58Porque tú amas...
27:02con toda tu alma.
27:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
27:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
27:19oh, oh, oh.
27:19Olé.
27:20Viva tú.
27:21¡Es que es lindo!
27:21¡Dónde te ha ido!
27:23Gracias, qué lindo.
27:24Gracias.
27:25¡Buenca la madre que te da!
27:27¡Buenca la madre que te da!
27:29¡Buenca!
27:33Excuse me ladies, I'm going to start bringing the first couple of star-tars.
27:38Let's eat, yes.
27:40Can you please tell us what kind of dish?
27:42Tuna tartare with a dollop of caviar, and then this is a tomato medley with some kind of avocado dough.
27:49Can I offer any drinks to you?
27:51I have some warm.
27:51Do you have a margarita?
27:52For sure.
27:53Vino tinto, vino rojo.
27:54For me, an albarino.
27:56Perfecto.
27:57Welcome to Sevilla.
27:58Sevilla.
28:00Sevilla.
28:01Sevilla.
28:02Seville and I put our creative imagination together.
28:05I choose it.
28:06So welcome you all.
28:08We all have different reasons to be here.
28:11We all need clarity and Alexia, we really wanted to make it very special for you.
28:18We know you need it.
28:19And you have.
28:20And I'm so happy to be with all of you here.
28:23My friends are like my family and have so much love and support from everyone.
28:28And that's the only reason why I'm still standing.
28:31And no matter what, even though we have our differences, we always come together to support each other and to
28:38be there for each other.
28:39Except one person.
28:40Where is Lisa right now as we're talking?
28:43Where is she?
28:44She's on a train.
28:44She's on a train.
28:46A train?
28:47Yeah, because there was no flights.
28:49So she literally had to go Miami, London, London, Madrid, Madrid get on the train to Seville.
28:58I can't even picture little Lisa with all the luggage, slapping through the airport, getting on a train from Madrid
29:06to Sevilla.
29:08Can she get on a train by herself?
29:10I don't even know how she figured out how to get on a train and get to us.
29:13I don't think Lisa's gonna survive this.
29:15She might end up being in Poland or Italy.
29:17I feel like she's paying the price of her actions.
29:20Because nobody wants to take a train out of Madrid all the way down to Sevilla.
29:26Tomorrow we're going to this lady's atelier store.
29:30Her name is Rocio Peralta.
29:32Yeah, and she makes like these fabulous, luxurious couture flamenco dresses.
29:37Well, thank you for recommending her because that was an amazing recommendation.
29:41Their idea is they wanted to have these flamenco dresses made for all of you guys.
29:45We should try the local flamenco.
29:48Thank you, Stephanie.
29:49But we have appointments and I don't know how you guys would handle it.
29:53But if there's an appointment for Lisa, like does she still get the dress made?
29:57Does she not get a dress made?
29:58So, Stephanie, there's appointments, right?
30:01So let's give her the last one.
30:02If she doesn't make it, the lady closes the shop and she's out.
30:05I just think it's very disrespectful and rude.
30:07It is both.
30:08I feel like a dress is kind of like a diss to the group.
30:11Like we're not that important and it hurts.
30:15Well, Lisa at least should check in with us, right?
30:17What are we doing?
30:18Hi, I'm in Sevilla.
30:20I think the worst thing here is that she's not checking in.
30:21What are we doing?
30:22She's not checking in.
30:23She doesn't give a .
30:24She acts like she doesn't give a and I'm not okay with it.
30:27I'm not going to give Lisa a pass.
30:29When you're late to your friends who work so hard to organize a trip out of common courtesy,
30:36a simple message would be a right thing to do.
30:40But she didn't do it.
30:41She has her phone.
30:42She has all of our numbers.
30:44She feels we are not important enough to make this call.
30:48Listen, if I'm running late, I'm calling my friend like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
30:51That's what normal people do.
30:52Enough talking about Lisa.
30:54So we had the best time on the plane with Stephanie.
30:57I'm so happy.
30:58We drank.
30:59We drank.
31:00We danced, Julia.
31:06We had so much fun.
31:07I could not keep up.
31:08I felt really bad that I had to split you guys, but you were my first invite.
31:11When we first arrived, did you feel like everyone was kind of like weird?
31:16It was like a weird energy.
31:19Yeah, because they had that private plane vibe.
31:22I felt like this really weird vibe.
31:24Like, oh, you guys are here.
31:25And then Julia, she came up to me and she's like, oh, we were talking about you.
31:33It was not a weird vibe or anything.
31:36Literally, Stephanie was saying she wanted to get to know you.
31:38It wasn't like in a mean-spirited way or whatever.
31:42It was basically like she wanted to talk to you, get it off her chest.
31:44I feel like you've spent all this time trying to get to know all the rest of the girls.
31:48And me, you've judged me since day one.
31:50That's not true.
31:51Yes, you have.
31:52Well, I actually thought when you invited me to Marisol's pool house to have a conversation
31:57that you were going to tell me how you couldn't, you know, take all of us because of whatever reason.
32:01But you were going to make it work for us.
32:03And it turns out that you sat me down to tell me all the hurtful, defamatory things you were telling
32:08me and lies.
32:09Because, like, you don't even know me.
32:10Like, how can you accuse me of belittling women to make myself feel better about myself and feel more important?
32:17Like, you're new in the group, but no matter what, all these girls have been by my side for years.
32:21So you're just not going to come into the group and try to, like, change the dynamics
32:24and try to make me look or seem like I'm somebody that I'm not.
32:28Okay.
32:29So you're not going to tell me what dynamics I'm going to change and I'm going to change.
32:33That's A.
32:34B, I am so sorry that you were offended.
32:36Sometimes the truth hurts.
32:38Who do you think you are?
32:39Stephanie Shojai.
32:41And I'm Alexia Napola.
32:42And I think you're very insecure.
32:45No.
32:45Look up insecurity yourself.
32:47I don't need that.
32:49Oh!
32:49I don't need that.
32:50I'm Alexia.
32:52No.
32:52I'm Alexia.
32:53My confidence.
32:57My confidence.
33:00Who do you think you are?
33:01Stephanie Shojai.
33:02And I'm Alexia Napola.
33:04Oh!
33:05I don't need that.
33:06I'm Alexia.
33:07No, I'm Alexia.
33:08My confidence bothers you.
33:10No, it doesn't.
33:11Alexia doesn't like people that doesn't bow down to her.
33:14This is the girl that goes around calling herself a star.
33:17My confidence bothers you.
33:18Thank you very much.
33:20Jealousy is a disease.
33:20Jealousy is a disease.
33:21Jealousy is a disease.
33:22Jealousy is a disease.
33:23Go to a therapist.
33:24And if somebody comes in with youth, beauty, a lot more money, then the stardom now might
33:33be threatened.
33:34And I think that's, you know, the point of contention.
33:37Why were you trying to start a problem with me?
33:40We weren't fighting.
33:40We weren't having a fight.
33:41Well, this is your tone of voice.
33:42That is your tone of voice.
33:43So I'm matching your tone of voice.
33:44Let's match it, girl.
33:44Let's match it.
33:45I'm matching it right now.
33:46I mean, like, would have I known that my so happy to see you or just talking about
33:54you would start that crazy fight?
33:57But I'm not gonna allow you to sit here pretending you're perfect and you have the perfect life
34:01and I'm the one.
34:02I'm not perfect.
34:03I never said it's not gonna work, baby.
34:03There goes your insecurity.
34:05I would have never done it.
34:06I feel bad.
34:07I mean, seeing Stephanie and Alexia go at each other like that, that is not what this
34:12dinner is supposed to be about.
34:14Wait, guys.
34:15Stephanie.
34:15Stephanie.
34:15It's so stupid.
34:17Why are you doing that?
34:19It's so dumb.
34:20It's so dumb.
34:20Where did this all go wrong?
34:22Where did it all go wrong?
34:22I'll tell you where it went wrong.
34:24I have tried every event to try to talk to Alexia every time.
34:29And so have I.
34:30I have reciprocated Stephanie.
34:31No.
34:31Like calling me a chihuahua?
34:33You take things too personal, my friend.
34:35Me?
34:35You called yourself a Rottweiler and I took it personal?
34:38Well, because you said I was barking.
34:40It's really hard to go toe to toe with Alexia.
34:42It is brutal.
34:44But at the same time, I don't think I've ever seen Stephanie this heated.
34:47Why did you pick a chihuahua?
34:49Because you sound like one right now.
34:50That's what you're doing.
34:51I think they butt heads because they're both alpha.
34:54I mean, they were arguing about dog breeds and who was what kind of dog breed.
34:59Why did you say I have a big head?
35:00Why did you say I have a kiss ass?
35:01Because you do.
35:02Because you think you can buy people with all your riches.
35:05Did I buy you?
35:06No.
35:06Did I buy you?
35:07Did I buy you?
35:08Give me a Hermes.
35:10This is the most entertaining dinner we've had in a while.
35:14At this point, I ain't picking nobody.
35:16I'm on team Kiki because I'm enjoying myself so much.
35:19Stephanie, you're tangling the carrot over who's going to ride on your jet.
35:23That's not true.
35:23Yes, it is.
35:24Okay, who am I going to take on your jet?
35:26That's not true.
35:26I don't care about those things.
35:28I think you're insecure.
35:29I think you're insecure.
35:29Okay, well.
35:30I wish it was more insecure.
35:32Do you ever get exhausted?
35:33Do you ever get exhausted?
35:35No, do you?
35:36Do you ever get exhausted?
35:36Are you exhausted with your life?
35:37No.
35:38I'm exhausted.
35:39I'm exhausted.
35:40We've been in Spain for just a couple hours and this is already on and popping.
35:48What happened to Spain didn't see us coming, but we're here now.
35:55I will take this moment to be the bigger person and say, Alexia, I genuinely like you.
36:01I have not once said anything bad.
36:03I was rubbed the wrong way.
36:06Maybe I shouldn't have been.
36:08Well, I was rubbed the wrong way too, so maybe it's good that we're having this conversation.
36:12I felt offended when you called me a kiss ass because it didn't go hand in hand with calling me
36:18a big head 20 minutes prior.
36:20I was like, why is she calling me?
36:22But did it go hand in hand for 20 minutes talking about Todd?
36:23I think the only rude comment that I've made that I truly regret saying was when I called him trash.
36:29God takes out the garbage.
36:30You don't go back into the garbage and go diving.
36:34I am on her team.
36:35I am not on Todd's team.
36:36She thinks that I'm somehow against her because I'm not with Todd.
36:40It's not what I'm trying to do.
36:42Like I'm trying to just tell her Todd sucks.
36:44It doesn't mean you suck.
36:45It just means Todd sucks.
36:46I'm not here to tell you what to do with your life.
36:48You can't.
36:49Yeah, you can't because at the end of the day, even me, like a lot of things that I've said
36:52and that I've shared with all of you about my relationship.
36:55It's ever changing.
36:56Yeah, I'm regretful.
36:57Because you know what?
36:58You say a lot of things out of anger and out of the moment.
37:01And you know, you love this person.
37:03And then it changes.
37:03But then things change.
37:05My bad.
37:05I made my comments.
37:06I'm not bringing up his name again.
37:08I'm done that too.
37:08You're her best friend.
37:09You're allowed to do it.
37:10All of you girls have done the same thing.
37:11And I appreciate it.
37:12I know all of you clearly are my friends and have my best interests and want what's best for me.
37:18And that's why you felt that way.
37:20I did.
37:20But what you did to me was name calling.
37:24Calling me a kiss ass upset me.
37:26Calling me a big head upset me.
37:27Sorry for that.
37:27Sorry I have trust issues with Masood upset me.
37:29I'm sorry.
37:30One thing makes you sensitive.
37:31Seven things makes me like top off.
37:33So I think we should make amends.
37:34Have a great trip.
37:36I think we're going to be great friends.
37:38I thought we are friends.
37:39No, great.
37:40We are friends.
37:41But I think we're going to be great friends.
37:43I'm the kind of person that after I get it out and I tell you how I feel and everything,
37:47I'm ready to move on.
37:48I don't hold grudges and I expect people to be the same.
37:51So I'm over everything.
37:52Thanks.
37:53Alexia, Stephanie!
37:56It's very in the air.
38:15Hola.
38:16Hi.
38:17How are you?
38:18I'm here to check in.
38:20Lisa Hoxstein.
38:20After traveling, which felt like weeks, months, I'm finally here.
38:28So this is your key card.
38:30Great.
38:30Your room is 125.
38:32Okay.
38:33And what room is Marisol Patton?
38:36Fourth floor.
38:36My bags are there.
38:37Can someone bring those to my room?
38:38Yes, of course.
38:39I'm going to go visit them first.
38:40We will be doing it.
38:41Okay.
38:41Okay.
38:42Welcome.
38:43It was very long and very scary to travel alone.
38:49And, like, there was a point where nobody spoke English in this random train station.
38:53And I had to, like, lull all my bags.
38:56No one was helping me because they didn't understand what I was saying.
38:59So I couldn't ask for help.
39:00Like, it was, it was hard.
39:04The eagle has landed.
39:07Don't come with that.
39:08Don't come with that.
39:10Hi.
39:10What's wrong?
39:11We were really worried about you, for God's sake.
39:14Don't be worried.
39:14We're on vacation.
39:15Guys.
39:16Let's first party.
39:17Here, I'll have a margarine.
39:19Margarita, we have a wine here for you.
39:20I want a margarita.
39:21I want a margarita.
39:21I want that.
39:21Okay.
39:22Okay.
39:22So, wait.
39:23More importantly, we're very happy that you finally made it here.
39:26But what the hell happened to you?
39:28Oh, pish posh.
39:30We're going to talk about that.
39:30No, not pish posh.
39:33You weren't keeping up with us.
39:35Oh, it's too late.
39:36And we are in a beautiful place.
39:39And I feel great right now.
39:42Typical monkey.
39:43When she does something wrong, she comes in with the giggles.
39:46I'm like a hurricane and a fire all in one.
39:49And wants to give it a pass.
39:51But, you know, the least, least bare, bare minimum she could have done was say, hey, guys.
39:57I'm running late.
39:58I think I'm going to miss the flight.
40:00Zero.
40:01But don't you know that it was, like, rude and disrespectful, like, for us?
40:04How?
40:05How?
40:06For you?
40:06No, look, we're not.
40:07Honey, we're not talking about that right now.
40:10No, I'm not doing right that right now.
40:11We're here with positivity and light and love.
40:13All right.
40:14Narcissism.
40:16No accountability.
40:17Just take accountability.
40:18Put the red flag on the person that we think.
40:21Lack accountability.
40:25Sorry, monkey.
40:27Lisa.
40:28Lisa.
40:28The overwhelming score was Lisa with five.
40:32Guys, I don't want to do this.
40:33I can't just say hi to you guys.
40:35Even after, like, my whole Greek-themed party, I can't believe she's not doing it.
40:40Help us help you for tomorrow.
40:42Because everyone's pissed.
40:43Because all the girls are really mad.
40:44So if you have a reason why you're not going to make a huge trip, then you need to tell
40:49us.
40:49No, no, no.
40:50I have my reasons, and that's that.
40:53But why don't you tell us that?
40:54Why don't you just text us?
40:55Listen, girls, I'm not going to make it there on time.
40:57Don't worry about me.
40:58I got it.
40:59I'm going to take the next flight.
41:00That's it.
41:00Alexia, Alexia, I can't get in.
41:03You weren't too late with you.
41:05I don't want to have to.
41:06You're showing up 24 hours later, and you're like, oh, hee, ha, ha, I'm here.
41:11Oh, hee, ha, ha.
41:11I'm trying to be nice and happy.
41:13You have a history of doing it.
41:14The girls are mad.
41:15They think you're rude and disrespectful.
41:17They think you're always late.
41:19Yay!
41:20You're shit.
41:21Hey, there's no welcome parade.
41:23We're all annoyed.
41:25Sit down.
41:25I'm sorry.
41:26Do we know where Lisa is?
41:28What's Lisa's ETA?
41:33That's it.
41:33So, sue me.
41:34I didn't hurt anybody.
41:36What did anyone lose by me not being there?
41:38They had dinner at the hotel.
41:40Who cares?
41:42And everyone feels offended.
41:44Okay.
41:45Okay.
41:45You'll deal with it tomorrow.
41:47You'll deal with it tomorrow.
41:48But you know what?
41:49them.
41:50I don't care if they're mad at me.
41:51I'm dealing with a lot.
41:52When they understand what's really going on, they're going to feel like assholes.
41:57Put it that way.
41:58That's all I got to say about that.
41:59Hold on.
42:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami.
42:07Look how beautiful that is.
42:09I love it.
42:09Girls, are you ready to build culture of taste?
42:13Kiki!
42:14I'm wearing my ring again.
42:19Did you ever unfollow my ex-boyfriend?
42:21No.
42:22Why are you not unfollowing Marcos?
42:24Why are you so up like Loris' ass?
42:26She's ruined the whole weekend.
42:28What did I do?
42:29Her boyfriend's texting me.
42:30Jody texted?
42:31Oh!
Comments