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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 09: Preppy, Petty People
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00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:05I'm here.
00:07Woo!
00:08Hello, bitches!
00:09Woo!
00:11Marisol said she didn't want to be on the same yacht with you.
00:14Me?
00:15It would be a nightmare.
00:16Why?
00:17F*** off, you old whore.
00:19Don't get plastic surgery on your bony knees.
00:22That's why I'm not on that boat.
00:24I know I hurt.
00:25I don't like that you said that I bark.
00:27You do.
00:27What? So do you.
00:28You're like a chihuahua.
00:29You barked at me first.
00:30You barked at me first.
00:31I'm like a Rottweiler.
00:33Why?
00:34That's Gertie's event.
00:35You did not stay behind.
00:38Why did you talk to Alexa and Marisol when they called me a liar in New York and you sat
00:42there and did nothing in my defense?
00:45Why did you do that at your event?
00:47That was like a sabotage booby trap.
00:49Did you read my text message?
00:50No, of course not.
00:52I'm not saying sorry for it.
00:56I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
01:01It's hard to get on my bad side because I don't have one.
01:05I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.
01:08My chicken coop is full and now so is my house.
01:15I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.
01:19I don't just sell luxury.
01:21I live it.
01:35Hey, babe.
01:36How are you?
01:38Okay, sweetheart.
01:39Love you.
01:39Bye.
01:41Guess no one's available.
01:43My kids are busy.
01:47You gotta love these doors if they make sure to send it to you.
01:51Oh, this is cute.
01:53Yeah, I'll keep this.
01:53She looks good.
01:54I didn't have this as part of my schedule today, so.
01:59Hi, my friend.
02:01Hi.
02:02What are you getting?
02:03What are you getting?
02:04Bend over and kiss me.
02:05Look what I did.
02:06Me and the water.
02:07You blessed us.
02:08You blessed us.
02:08I blessed us.
02:12You ready for the hot date?
02:14We're gonna get lucky today.
02:16I've sculpted all the parks in Miami.
02:18We've been looking high and low, and we can't find a bitch.
02:22Gonna find that rich bitch to support you and I.
02:25So here I am.
02:26I found this place that brings dogs together to have one trip to paradise before he gets
02:32clip, clip.
02:34He's like, no, mom.
02:35No clipping.
02:36No clipping.
02:40Oh, hello.
02:42Hi.
02:43I wore pants today.
02:45You can't get my legs.
02:46I know.
02:47I've never heard of, like, a doggy brothel.
02:50I hope it doesn't get cat fished.
02:53I don't think dogs really care.
02:55It's a little thing with four legs.
02:58Or two legs.
02:59Say hi.
03:00Hi.
03:01Hi.
03:01Oh, let's see how they do.
03:03Look, Baski.
03:04Oh, look at them.
03:05There's chemistry.
03:15How old is Baski?
03:16He's three.
03:17Honey is one.
03:18What kind of dogs does he usually like?
03:20He prefers humans.
03:21Oh, God.
03:22Human legs.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24This is dog porn.
03:26Ah, ah, ah.
03:28Leave me alone, bro.
03:34I just want to give me one trip to paradise.
03:36Before I clip him.
03:39It was so interesting to watch that whole thing, so...
03:43Really?
03:43Be careful, yeah.
03:44Yeah, I don't know if I want to watch, but...
03:46Yeah, maybe be in the other room.
03:48I give them some privacy.
03:50I don't need to see the entire thing.
03:54I'm looking for some preppy.
03:56Oh, yeah.
03:57Preppy party.
03:58Do you know what you're wearing?
03:59Why do we have to...
03:59I hate themes.
04:00I love themes, but when you get to know it...
04:02Are you going?
04:03First of all, because you don't really like her.
04:06You don't really like her.
04:06Yeah, I didn't feel invited.
04:08I felt...
04:08I saw her send out...
04:09A group chat.
04:10Yeah.
04:10...invitation, but she never reached out to me.
04:13Nevertheless, I am going to go because the whole boat thing, I kind of regretted.
04:18off your old whore.
04:19Go get plastic surgery on your bony knees, because they need it.
04:23I feel like it was a lapse of judgment.
04:27Like, isn't it obvious?
04:30I probably wouldn't have said, yeah, my knees.
04:33Not proud of it.
04:34No, good.
04:35I'm happy you said that.
04:36You're taking accountable.
04:37I am accountable.
04:38I'm ready to move on.
04:40I invited Adriana to my preppy lunch.
04:42You guys are, again, completely on the opposite planet.
04:45What happened?
04:46I guess she got offended because Kiki told her I didn't want to be in the same boat with
04:49her.
04:49But why would it?
04:50It is already escalating the whole time.
04:52And then when we were playing the mind exercise, she was giving me all the red flags.
04:57Quick to take offense.
04:59Lisa.
04:59Marisol.
05:00Will you pick me?
05:00Sorry, Madi.
05:01Lack of accountability.
05:02I'll go Madi again.
05:04She keeps picking me.
05:06If you're trying to move forward, why are you still picking?
05:09Stop picking.
05:10She just gets really nasty.
05:11When someone starts assaulting your physical appearance and body shaming you, I mean, I
05:16feel good about myself.
05:17She's older than me.
05:18And so you should.
05:19She kept calling me the old lady.
05:21I'm like, you're older than me.
05:22Whew.
05:23I don't like that Julia's kind of forming a little group with them.
05:29And then you're almost like the outsider.
05:31Yeah.
05:32I don't like that for you.
05:33And maybe that's another reason you lashed out.
05:35I don't mind that Julia has a relationship with other girls in the group.
05:39I respect that.
05:40What I don't appreciate is the division, the blindness.
05:43She knows exactly who Marisol is, but all of a sudden now she forgotten all of that.
05:48I hate what she said to you.
05:50I don't like what she did.
05:52You know, Adriana lashing out at you is because she feels that I'm drifting away from her.
05:58Listen, honey, you're going where the fun is.
06:01I said, Adriana, the only person who could do something to our friendship is you yourself.
06:07You cannot be like lashing out at people like that.
06:10That's not, especially when you decide to move forward.
06:13So Gertie is in our group and we're going to continue seeing her.
06:16What are you going to do to move forward?
06:18Because I know what I do with Adriana is just ignore her.
06:21For our friendship, the ship has sailed.
06:24But we could definitely be cordial.
06:26Now Alexi and Stephanie are having some kind of weird stuff going on.
06:31I feel like everybody needs some therapy in the group.
06:34I want to do something for Alexi because I feel like
06:39she's been just on this emotional rollercoaster.
06:43Every day it's a new story.
06:44You guys have to help me.
06:46You have to help me, Johnny.
06:47You're not doing it.
06:48I can't go back to this guy.
06:50Oh, he's a monster.
06:51I can't keep up anymore.
06:53We just need to get her out of Miami because otherwise she will always go back to him.
06:59I want you to help me like plan something.
07:01Something like Seville.
07:03Seville is the most beautiful place.
07:05I like Seville.
07:08You know what?
07:08It reminds me of that saying in Spanish.
07:12It's about people that don't tend to their business.
07:16They lose their business.
07:17Or maybe she can lose her mind.
07:19Yeah, lose her mind.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Let's call Alexia.
07:23Let's see.
07:24Right now.
07:27Hey, hey.
07:29Look who I'm with.
07:31Hey, hey.
07:33We thought it would be a good idea to go back to Spain because you love Spain so much.
07:39And maybe we should go to Seville.
07:41Alexia, of course.
07:43How do you think you'll be back by November 18th because Cosbridge is November 19th?
07:51Honestly, that's exactly why we want to organize this trip.
07:56Because this would be a perfect opportunity for Alexia to spend a week alone away from Todd.
08:02Thank you for being such great friends.
08:04I love you girls.
08:05You girls always bring a smile to my face.
08:07You know that?
08:08Aw.
08:08There's one more caveat.
08:10We're not talking about Todd.
08:12No dudes.
08:14We're not talking about dudes on this trip.
08:16Yeah, right?
08:17Bye.
08:17See you.
08:18Bye.
08:18Have fun.
08:19Have a good lunch.
08:21I'm hopeful.
08:22But deep down inside, not really.
08:24Aw!
08:28Go for it!
08:29Go for it!
08:30Go for it!
08:30Go for it!
08:31Go for it!
08:32Oh my god!
08:33You're doing it!
08:34We're family now.
08:36Pasty!
08:37Well done.
08:44Hey.
08:46Bye.
08:49Bye.
08:50Bye.
09:01Hi.
09:02Hey.
09:03How are you?
09:05How are you?
09:06How are you?
09:08So, first of all, that haircut that you have is my favorite on you, baby.
09:14I need to tell my style is that.
09:16Dr. Jackie and I have known each other for quite a few years, and we have a few things in
09:21common, including breast cancer.
09:22She's a two-time survivor warrior queen.
09:26I've had two opportunities to think I'm dying.
09:29Breast cancer awareness ain't a month for me.
09:31It's every day.
09:33That is my girl, and I love to call on her when I need some good counseling.
09:38Can I ask you a question?
09:39Sure.
09:39You know, my husband's been strong for me, Russell, and we went to couples counseling, and we're doing great.
09:45We're still such a connected team.
09:47But what I do know is that it's affecting also my intimacy.
09:50Is there anything, doctor, that you can help me with?
09:54I am going to get you a care bag together.
09:57Okay.
09:58I've got some fun, fun, juicy lube that I can sit you over.
10:04Well, I need that ASAP stat, so I'm going to definitely give you my FedEx number if I need to.
10:08So you can send that thing overnight, because you know what?
10:10There are so many layers associated with the breast cancer journey.
10:15What you have is imperfect perfection.
10:17That's what I say at my party.
10:19I'm imperfectly perfect.
10:20You don't realize how many of us watch Gertie.
10:24Like, we look at you and go, oh my God, you don't look like what you've been through.
10:30When I watch you, though, I get so emotional.
10:32No, please, Jackie, don't do this to me, please.
10:34I get so emotional watching you.
10:36You are amazing.
10:38You're using your platform to give back.
10:40We love you.
10:43It's nice to hear.
10:44We absolutely love you.
10:48It's nice to hear that, because, you know, the people who are around me the most right
10:54now are not that supportive.
10:57There's just no empathy to or want or need to understand.
11:02You know, so this party celebrating me and my life was just, I did it my way, did the best
11:08I could to let it, the truth be known.
11:11And it didn't work out enough in my favor.
11:14You won't listen to my side of the story.
11:16Did you read the text message?
11:17Of course not.
11:19That was like a sabotage booby trap.
11:22The way that you did doesn't feel like you care about any of us.
11:26The group refuses to be open to the possibility that Gertie may have a point here and let's
11:33listen to her side.
11:35I don't know what to do.
11:36You know what?
11:37Thank you for your friends, because those ladies that you're calling friends, they're
11:42there to build you up and make you stronger.
11:44Remember, struggles make you strong.
11:46Absolutely.
11:47And so when they're not understanding who you are, maybe you say thank you.
11:52The minute she said, you know what?
11:54Turn around and thank your haters, girl, pretty much.
11:56That's what she said.
11:57I'm like, damn, thank you.
12:00There's just as much power in the ugly parts of life as it is the pretty parts.
12:05So I'm willing to move on, because I'm going to be the bigger person.
12:09I'm the one who's going to choose light over dark.
12:12I'm going to be the one that chooses positivity over negativity.
12:15And everything else is on you.
12:16Well, I want to go forward.
12:18That is why you see, like, a big windshield in the front and a small rear-view mirror.
12:23Yeah.
12:23You know, you look back a little bit, but you look forward a whole lot more.
12:34It was a very long day.
12:37Long day.
12:37A very hectic day.
12:39Hi, how are you?
12:40Hi, how are you?
12:40Welcome to El Gaviano.
12:41We have a table under Masut.
12:42Perfect.
12:43Come on in, please.
12:44Oh, it's a beautiful table.
12:47How are you?
12:47Good evening.
12:48Welcome.
12:48How are you?
12:49Good.
12:49Good.
12:49Thanks for having us.
12:50Can I please have a margarita?
12:52Absolutely.
12:53Salt on the rim?
12:54Yes, please.
12:54Two margaritas.
12:55Two odors?
12:55Yes, yes.
12:56And bring some bruschetta.
12:57Beautiful.
12:58Thank you so much.
12:59Do you like my shoulder?
13:01You look fabulous, honey.
13:03Hello.
13:03Hello.
13:04Oh, you look so cute.
13:06Oh, you too.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:07You matching.
13:08Hello.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:09Martina.
13:10Hello, Martina.
13:12Finally.
13:12Hi.
13:13Hey.
13:14Hey.
13:14I heard a lot about you.
13:16I know a lot about you.
13:17You know more about me than I do.
13:19My husband loves your wife.
13:21She's the only woman he's allowed to love.
13:23Yeah.
13:23Well, it's a safe space.
13:25It's a safe space.
13:26Drinks.
13:27I want a skinny margarita.
13:28Skinny margarita.
13:29A red wine, full body with something.
13:31Full body, Cabernet.
13:32Yes, just a taste.
13:33You guys, how are the babies?
13:34Getting a little more settled.
13:36Do you like the lunches that your mama pops for you?
13:39Luca, come choose your fruit.
13:41Come.
13:41Which one do you want?
13:42Ooh, you love food.
13:46But they still cry when we leave.
13:48Oh.
13:49For about three seconds, and then, you know, diversion, distraction.
13:53How old are you going to be when they're 20?
13:55How are you old?
13:56I think you just turned 67.
13:5968.
13:5968.
14:00I'm turning 40 in a couple of days.
14:03Oh.
14:03Oh, my God.
14:04I know.
14:04So, Martina, talk to me.
14:05I used to watch your, obviously, rebuild them.
14:09And we used to watch all the time, the final, you against Chris.
14:13Skinny margarita.
14:14You're not missing all those times, you know?
14:17If I could still play, I would.
14:19You would, yeah?
14:19But I don't miss the stress.
14:22When I retired in 94, my mom said I look 10 years younger.
14:26Are you serious?
14:27Because all that stress was gone forever.
14:30Are you going to coach your sons?
14:32No.
14:34Why?
14:34I will supervise.
14:36If they love it, then I'll take home later.
14:39Yeah, but somebody else needs to teach them the basics.
14:42Cheers.
14:43It's a pleasure to meet you.
14:44Cheers.
14:45Cheers to you and I.
14:46We bagged the best.
14:48We did.
14:49Do you have siblings?
14:51I have a brother.
14:51Just one brother who is 12 years younger than me.
14:54He lives in Moscow.
14:55I go once or twice a year.
14:57We're super close.
14:58I actually have twin sisters.
15:00And we stopped talking to each other.
15:03What happened?
15:04We don't speak the same language.
15:06I don't mean to sound depressing.
15:08No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
15:10Listen, we are going through a difficult time right now with our older daughters.
15:17Because of our new family dynamic.
15:28We are going through a difficult time right now with our older daughters.
15:34Because we don't have much communications with them anymore.
15:38Because of our new family dynamic.
15:41It's a lot of growing pains for them and for us.
15:44The adoption of the boys came as a big surprise to Vika and Emma.
15:48They haven't met them yet.
15:50They're upset with us for not communicating enough with them about what's going to happen.
15:56So right now, unfortunately, we are not at the best place with them.
16:01They are still not processing the big change in our life.
16:04And, um, I don't know what to do.
16:07I tried talking to them.
16:09I tried to explain.
16:10Martina did too.
16:18It's just sad because you can't ever have that time back.
16:22You have regrets that you wasted this time because it's so precious.
16:26You can't ever have it back.
16:27It really hits close to home because my sisters aren't speaking to my parents.
16:32My advice to Julia is that she nips it in the butt as soon as she can.
16:35Because if it ends up turning into one year, two years, three years, it's just too difficult to turn back.
16:41Oh, life is tough.
16:42Life is tough.
16:43But sometimes it's not.
16:44You have to make the best out of it.
16:45So.
16:46Yes.
16:46On that note, Marisol had an idea.
16:50We take a girl's trip to go to Seville.
16:53Would you like to come?
16:54Yes.
16:54Oh, that was a direct yes.
16:56I want to go.
16:58You want to go?
16:58Yes, I'm babysitting the boys.
17:00I'm going to take my airplane.
17:02I really want to go.
17:03I'm good.
17:04And you are coming with me on my airplane.
17:07Yes, ma'am.
17:09But I want to know who else did you invite.
17:12I wanted to take Alexia kind of away from everything in her life right now, which is not easy, what
17:20she's living.
17:23Why don't we just go to the bar and talk about that for a second?
17:27Sorry, we don't want to talk to you.
17:28I don't know where this is going.
17:29Let me have a drink.
17:31We're going to Spain for Alexia, so I need everyone to get along.
17:35We're going to have our own date.
17:38Stephanie and Alexia both have this A-type personality.
17:40Let's say you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass, and you do that.
17:43I'm not kissing anyone's ass, and you need to shut the up.
17:47Right now is a big clash.
17:49We just have to know how to deal with it.
17:51I feel it.
17:52I feel it.
17:53Talk to me.
17:54I'm new to this group, and I feel like everybody welcomed me except Alexia.
18:00I just feel unwelcomed by her.
18:03I know you're going to stick up for her because you've been friends with her longer than I have.
18:06Yes, I know her.
18:06Yeah, but you cannot keep making excuses for a bully.
18:09You cannot.
18:09I don't make excuses for anybody.
18:11You were in very good shape.
18:13I'll never forget looking at your arms.
18:17No, seriously.
18:18You were very ashamed.
18:20You should say that to Julia.
18:20No, no.
18:21I'm being honest.
18:22No, that's not Julia fell in love with me when she saw my arms on TV.
18:25No, no, no.
18:25I talk to Alexia almost every day, and I am 100% sure, knowing your personality and knowing
18:32hers, that all it will take is for you to have a conversation.
18:36You and Alexia will resolve it.
18:39I want to talk to her.
18:39I want to talk to her.
18:39Yes.
18:40We thought it would be great for all of us to reunite and be in a different place, in
18:45a different continent, and see how we can make it work.
19:17Okay.
19:19Oh, that's right.
19:20Okay.
19:20Perfect.
19:21And you guys can chit chat, and then I put this girl here who's always giving me a hard
19:26time.
19:26I want her as far away from me as possible.
19:28Where are the names?
19:29How are you saying?
19:29Oh, on the basket.
19:30They're on the basket.
19:31So I invited Adriana today because Julia really wants her to come to Spain, and I love Julia,
19:37so I'm just going to go along with this, invite her over, because I'm hoping Ketamine Adriana
19:42shows up.
19:44It's floating, floating, floating.
19:50Honey, we're all about details around here.
19:57Hello.
19:58Hello.
19:59We're matching.
20:00You're so cute.
20:01Good boy.
20:03Hey.
20:04Hey.
20:04Hey.
20:05Hey.
20:05Hey.
20:07I know, mi cortina.
20:09I'm sorry.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:11This is a seating area.
20:12It's supposed to be invisible, bro.
20:14I'm not that tall.
20:16I know.
20:16Do you need any help?
20:17No.
20:18I just want to make you a cocktail.
20:19Can we talk about our outfits?
20:21You see?
20:21I could be preppy, too.
20:22Of course you can.
20:23The saddle shoe.
20:24That's the look.
20:25I'm very preppy.
20:26I'm having a preppy luncheon because, well, it's kind of threefold.
20:31My father was from Connecticut.
20:33He was very waspy.
20:34He was a sailor.
20:35He sent me off to boarding school in Palm Beach.
20:40And I'm dying to see what the girls pull out for a preppy outfit.
20:45I feel like preppy in Miami is not a thing.
20:49I had Kiki here yesterday.
20:51Kiki said something really weird to me.
20:52I had a conversation with Gertie.
20:54She said that you guys feel like a cult.
20:57What do you mean a cult?
20:58I don't know.
20:59What does cult mean?
21:01That denotes that we're sinister.
21:03Like, what is that?
21:04You know what?
21:05I don't like that.
21:05I found that offensive.
21:15Tupac!
21:18Tupac!
21:35Tupac!
21:36I saw that on Instagram.
21:37I wanted that.
21:38You don't have that?
21:38Okay, good.
21:39No, I wanted that.
21:41And then these are gift bags for my party.
21:43I come in peace.
21:44Gertie, she's a fashion catastrophe.
21:47You look so preppy.
21:48I'm upset.
21:49Listen, I don't care about what you're wearing.
21:51I love this gift.
21:52She brought me this cocktail making machine.
21:54I heard that Lisa gave it to Gertie, and Gertie re-gifted it to me.
22:01Have a seat.
22:02I love it.
22:07So, I had lunch with Julia.
22:09Okay.
22:10And we decided to have a trip.
22:14And maybe kind of distract Alexia.
22:17Oh, nice.
22:18And go to her favorite place, Spain.
22:21I studied in Spain.
22:22Gertie loves Spain, too.
22:23Yes, yeah.
22:23I'm obsessed with Spain.
22:25I know that.
22:25I just want to know if you feel comfortable coming.
22:30Because Kiki said to me that you said we were like a cult.
22:37I was very hurt, okay?
22:39I literally, I feel like I'm like trying to talk to everyone and everyone has the same voice.
22:43No one wants to listen to me and everyone has Julia's back.
22:46I understand your friendship with her and it's remarkable that you really run deep with her.
22:50It's fine.
22:51Nobody here thinks what you did was okay.
22:53Nobody thinks it.
22:54It was really, it's horrible.
22:55It's like a cult.
22:57I said, I said, I said cult.
22:58I find that offensive and we have to be careful.
23:01The things that we call each other and the things you say.
23:03Because they stay there.
23:04And I don't like it because you know, first of all, we're not a cult.
23:07Okay.
23:09Do you even want to be part of this friend group?
23:11You guys have to understand I'm coming from a place of like trying to find myself.
23:13I'm just trying to vibe like literally my motto is kiss.
23:17Keep it simple, stupid.
23:18I don't have time for all this .
23:20Well, don't involve us in the semantics.
23:22It seems very complicated.
23:24There's a lot of text messages.
23:25That's between them two.
23:26We don't need to be a part of that.
23:27There you go.
23:28I'm not living in Gertieland.
23:30I don't know what she's talking about.
23:31But maybe Julia is going to accept this tiny bit of remorse.
23:37And probably end up making out with her.
23:43Hey guys.
23:44I met you guys.
23:46Oh, you're so cute.
23:51Hello everybody.
23:53That's so cute.
23:55You nailed it.
24:00I'm going to go finish up and you girls talk.
24:04Oh my gosh.
24:05She looks super cute.
24:06Look at that body.
24:08Look at the body, honey.
24:09Look at your back.
24:09How cute.
24:10His name is Hector.
24:11Oh my God.
24:12I like that it's a he.
24:13You look adorable.
24:15So do you.
24:15Oh my gosh.
24:16So do you.
24:17And that's like the least amount of boobs I see.
24:21Well, first of all, I'm not preppy.
24:23I dress slutty.
24:24I don't like this.
24:24Me too.
24:26I don't dress like Marisol and Stephanie.
24:28I feel like they dress like they're 90.
24:31My grandmother dresses like that.
24:33I don't dress like that.
24:35Oh my God.
24:37She's going to be chaotic.
24:38Oh, it looks so pretty.
24:39You like it?
24:40I mean, all the food.
24:42That's nice.
24:44What do you need?
24:45Talk to you.
24:46Okay.
24:47First, thank you for inviting me.
24:49Appreciate it.
24:50I'm trying to just keep it calm and happy.
24:53I apologize for the things I was saying to you.
24:56I was really drunk.
24:58The problem with Marisol, she has zero talents.
25:01Zero, zero talents.
25:04The liquor brings out the truth.
25:06So then the mean stuff comes out.
25:08So I feel like, okay, well, I feel the same way.
25:10When you say mean things to me, like say go yourself.
25:13Then, you know, I feel like, why do you hate me so much?
25:19Well, her house is my house.
25:21No need to knock.
25:23Bye.
25:25What's up, Kiki?
25:25Come on.
25:26Come on, Shisha.
25:28You look beautiful.
25:29And look at the skin.
25:30Where's Marisol?
25:31Marisol is setting up the table.
25:34You just don't stop.
25:35I like, I try to like ignore you.
25:37I try not to talk to you.
25:38And I feel like I'm always getting it.
25:40And I'm getting it.
25:41And I'm getting it.
25:42I feel like, can you just lay off me?
25:44I would.
25:44Because we're gonna go to Spain.
25:46I wanna like a layoff.
25:47Okay.
25:47Because we have bigger problems.
25:49Yeah.
25:49With the group.
25:50We've got Julia Gertie.
25:52We've got Stephanie.
25:54I know.
25:55Alexia, Lisa, Larsa.
25:56Yeah, we don't need us on the middle of that.
25:59I feel like we could help.
26:00We could be in the middle of that.
26:02Maybe the question is.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Believe me.
26:05Yes.
26:05I'm just tired of this bickering.
26:08It's not constructive.
26:09So, might as well get along.
26:12I have no idea if she's sincere or not.
26:16I don't know what's up her little wizard sleeves.
26:18I'm just hoping tomorrow's good.
26:20And then the next day's good.
26:21And I'm doing one day at a time with this girl.
26:23Cheers!
26:25Hi!
26:26Everybody, cheers.
26:27Marisol and I made peace.
26:28Yay!
26:30Oh, God.
26:31How long do you think it'll last?
26:32I know.
26:34Hello, hello, hello, hello, everybody.
26:37Hi, baby.
26:38Hello.
26:38Hi, Gertie.
26:39That's for you.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:41You know I love your eggs.
26:42The eggs.
26:43What else?
26:44Oh.
26:45Is it locked?
26:48Oh, never mind.
26:50My eggs!
26:53Go back in.
26:54My egg's here.
26:55I went with Wednesday Meets Clueless.
26:58Okay.
26:59I like it.
27:00I like it.
27:00It's good.
27:01It all works.
27:01I'm so good.
27:04Lisa's outfit is a little costume-ish.
27:06It could be like a porn movie.
27:08Those hoe heels are definitely more on the slutty side than the preppy side.
27:13Like she's going to a swingers party.
27:15I was actually looking a long time for a preppy look and this is what I came up with.
27:20It's getting tight, so let's go outside.
27:22Okay, okay.
27:23Let's go outside.
27:23You are the hostess with the mostest, honey.
27:26This is gorgeous.
27:27This looks so nice.
27:29It's cute.
27:31It's cute.
27:31How do you want us to sit?
27:32To look for your name.
27:33Lisa, you're sitting here.
27:34I'm next to you?
27:35Did you set it up because you just want to be close to me?
27:37No, but I don't mind being close to you.
27:39Okay, ladies.
27:40I'm so happy you're here.
27:41Everyone loves a good theme.
27:43Yes.
27:44We do.
27:45I just started like digging into my roots and I feel like everyone knows me like my mother's
27:50daughter, like very Cuban.
27:52But my dad was from Connecticut and there's a very American preppy side to me.
27:57I went to Boston College.
27:58I went to boarding school in Palm Beach.
28:00Oh, I love my prep school because I was just getting hormones and like gazungas and I was
28:08hot for boys, but I was trapped with all these nuns and girls in a boarding school.
28:12By 11th grade, I was out of there and I was a co-ed prep school and hello, my grades
28:19dropped
28:19and I was having the time of my life.
28:22So I thought we would just marry it all together and do something different.
28:26Can I give a clinical aspect to all of this?
28:28A Harvard clinical aspect?
28:30Just so you know.
28:31Oh God.
28:32When you are conceived, your chromosomes are crossed.
28:37And if you are a girl, you get your chromosomes from your dad.
28:42So the similarities you have to your dad, so I graded anything.
28:45Wow.
28:46Yeah, yeah.
28:47Wait, you went to Harvard?
28:48You went to Harvard?
28:49I'm doing a master's in psychology at Harvard.
28:52Everything.
28:53And this is preppy as preppy gets in terms of an Ivy League and this is legit, legit,
28:58legit, legit from Harvard co-op.
29:02I have a Harvard sweatshirt too.
29:04Honestly, I think I bought it at the airport in Boston.
29:08I've been in this program at Harvard for a couple of years already.
29:11Some classes are mandatory to be on campus.
29:13Other classes can be remote.
29:15It's not online.
29:16It's a hybrid program where you have to earn your way in.
29:19So I'm graduating next spring and I'm an LA student.
29:26Babe, you signed up for an online course.
29:28Anyone can do it.
29:29All you have to do is pay for it.
29:30I don't have anything preppy in my closet, but Martina does.
29:33Martina does.
29:34Martina does.
29:34Yes.
29:36Martina does.
29:37So this is her Wimbledon sweater.
29:41Is it the same thing it shows you what a girl is even?
29:43Oh no, darling.
29:43It's a different one.
29:45Ah.
29:45It's a different one.
29:46I think that it wasn't as easy for all of us as it was for you and Stephanie.
29:50It was very easy for me.
29:52I knew you were going to be the best.
29:53I think it was harder for some of us than others because I feel like Lisa and I don't really
29:57dress like this, right?
29:58Wait, wait, there's more.
29:59And then, enough about me.
30:02I feel like Gertie doesn't really dress preppy either.
30:04I don't know.
30:05Peaky does not.
30:06No, a lot of you think this is a shirt.
30:08It is very light.
30:10Ah, that's for after school.
30:12That's for extra credit, girl.
30:13Come on now.
30:14No, that's not preppy.
30:15Put that away.
30:15It is preppy.
30:16Put that away.
30:17No, it is very preppy.
30:18Rich moms don't do this.
30:20Or do they?
30:21Well, cheers to you, my friend.
30:23You did a beautiful job.
30:25We're so happy you met you.
30:26Guys, I put a lot of love into it.
30:28You did.
30:28And we feel it.
30:29And we feel it.
30:31It shows.
30:31I feel like things were crazy and I think things are getting better for everyone, right?
30:35It is.
30:36Perspective, man.
30:37It's all about perspective.
30:38We need to stick to the roots.
30:40Yes.
30:41And not the fluff on top because that's where the problem lies.
30:45I'm obsessed with this.
30:46Girl, you're obsessed.
30:47I'm obsessed.
30:48Thank you for having me.
30:50Thank you for having me.
30:54I don't know.
30:55I don't know.
30:56I don't know.
30:56I don't know.
30:58You're acting too big for the seat, just so you know.
31:01You want to talk?
31:02Sure.
31:02Yes.
31:05All right.
31:05Where do you want to go?
31:06You lead the way because I don't want to seem too bossy.
31:09No, no, no, not at all.
31:10Let's do this here.
31:13It's like I still am not reconciling where we are so far apart.
31:39Because I thought that we was understanding.
31:42Let's move forward.
31:43Mm-hmm.
31:44When I went to the Grishan party, I felt betrayed.
31:48I'm sorry because that was absolutely not my attention.
31:51It seems like it's not.
31:52It's happening over there.
31:53Are they fighting?
31:54No, no, no.
31:55He's a life coach.
31:56Yes.
31:56And I wanted to ask a life coach an opinion because I also was hurt.
32:00Somebody tells you something very painful and hurtful that hurts you deep in the heart.
32:05Yeah.
32:06What is your recommendation?
32:08How to move forward?
32:09Who are you talking about?
32:10My friend Gertie.
32:12I just don't understand how to express his hurt.
32:15And I expressed it maybe in the wrong way.
32:17I'm sorry that I did that.
32:18I don't want to be that person.
32:19I was like...
32:22I felt cornered.
32:23No one believes me.
32:24Everyone thinks I'm a piece of .
32:25Nobody believes.
32:27Nobody thinks I'm a piece of .
32:28I don't know what happened.
32:29And I don't know how fast it all got so furious.
32:32But it's like, you're my friend.
32:36I understand.
32:37And that's why it hurt so much when certain words...
32:41And I'm sorry if I hurt you.
32:43But it was a mutual, came out of feeling of pain and disappointment.
32:47I don't want to look back.
32:48I don't either.
32:49I really want to look forward.
32:51I do too.
32:52And now we know that we are not at our best when we do things that don't hurt.
32:56No!
32:56But at least we're smiling now.
32:59I've always loved you.
33:00I love you so much.
33:01I give people chances, you know?
33:04It doesn't mean I forgot what she did or it doesn't hurt anymore.
33:07All I hope right now for Gertie and I is let's be cordial.
33:12I like what I'm seeing over there.
33:14Yay!
33:15Yay!
33:16The hurt is there, but I do have to acknowledge that Julia was a very good friend to me.
33:22And what I do know is that a sorry equals change usually in a pattern in a relationship.
33:28So I am ready to tiki tiki y taca taca with these girls in Espana.
33:33Let's do this.
33:34I love you.
33:36Okay.
33:37Okay.
33:38That's good stuff.
33:40We are going to Spain, you girls, and have fun.
33:43Fresh starts.
33:44Fresh starts.
33:45I have fabulous friends in Marbella.
33:47Oh, Marbella's my favorite.
33:49That's my favorite.
33:50Unfortunately, Marbella is like three hours drive.
33:53Yay!
33:54Yay for a three hour drive.
33:56So how are we going to get there?
33:58Jets!
34:01And if we can make the trip for Marbella, if the girls would want to drive, can we fly?
34:08Stop it.
34:09Yeah.
34:09Thank you, Stephanie.
34:10High five it.
34:11Stephanie, you're flying with us from Miami to Spain?
34:14No.
34:14I am flying my plane from Miami to Seville.
34:18And I would love nothing more than to take all of you guys there.
34:21Unfortunately, since this is a very long flight, I cannot take everybody.
34:24I would love to invite everybody.
34:26Not really.
34:27I don't want to invite everybody.
34:28It's not a freaking bus.
34:29So I am going to only invite three other girls aside from me.
34:33However, I will take everybody from Sevilla to Marbella.
34:38The plane will be in Seville.
34:39So instead of us taking a three hour drive, you guys are all invited to come from Seville to Marbella.
34:44If hits the fan, please book your own bus.
34:48Because you will not fly back.
34:50Hey, teacher.
34:51I love it.
34:52I'm obsessed with this.
34:53Everything.
34:54I'm super happy about that.
34:55It's going to be so much fun.
34:57I love it.
34:58Cheers, everybody.
34:59Cheers.
34:59To a great time in Spain.
35:01I love that girl.
35:02That bear.
35:03Cheers, cheers.
35:04Oh, cheers.
35:05Alexia, can we talk for a second?
35:06Where are you going?
35:10How many inches are her heels?
35:12They're huge.
35:14So I wanted to talk to you because I know we're going to Spain.
35:18And I wanted everything to be cordial between us.
35:21But I really wanted to talk in private about the chihuahua and the raw water thing.
35:25Okay.
35:26But I don't like that you said that I bark.
35:28You did.
35:29Because I don't.
35:29You do.
35:30Well, so do you.
35:31And you're like a chihuahua.
35:32But you barked at me first.
35:34I'm like a rottweiler.
35:35What you did say was that I bark.
35:37Well, that's what she sounds like when she speaks.
35:39She's barking.
35:40As a matter of fact, Alexia's here next to me.
35:42Hold on.
35:45Alexia, bark.
35:46You're kind of like calling me a dog.
35:47So if I bark, you're the chihuahua and I'm the rottweiler.
35:50So I did say that.
35:51But that didn't mean like you have to keep on calling me a rottweiler.
35:54Last night was crazy.
35:55Where was the rottweiler?
35:56Did she like bark back or no?
35:58Who's the rottweiler?
35:59Oh, that's you.
36:00You, Stephanie.
36:01Oh, I was like, who's the rottweiler?
36:03I feel like you like to be little people.
36:06When you came in and called me a chihuahua, it was symbolism.
36:09It was like, I'm the rottweiler, bitch.
36:11You're the chihuahua.
36:12And like, I just feel like it's very disrespectful.
36:15I don't come in thinking, you know, that I'm like the best.
36:18You're like buying people.
36:19You try really hard to be like, I'm the queen.
36:21You're the chihuahua.
36:22Right there.
36:23You're the chihuahua.
36:24I thought I was barking.
36:25What's going on over there?
36:25I hear screaming.
36:27Alexia!
36:28What are you talking about?
36:29Monkey don't feast your face.
36:30I'm going to fall in a person.
36:32Let's go supply.
36:33Are you going there too?
36:34It's not going to go well if you continue belittling me.
36:38I have flat shoes.
36:39It's easy for sure.
36:40I'm sorry that you felt that way thinking I was doing that to you personally because
36:44I wasn't.
36:45Me saying my chihuahua is definitely not being braving.
36:49You guys, go away.
36:51Honestly, go.
36:52Okay, okay, okay, okay.
36:53Jesus.
36:53Stephanie is so serious.
36:56If it offended you, then I am sorry.
36:58Okay.
36:58I wanted to extend an olive branch.
37:01On the plane, I had one seat left.
37:03For that one seat, I invited Marisol.
37:06Since this whole trip, it's because Alexia's been in this really odd, weird place.
37:13I cannot leave her behind.
37:17That's my best friend.
37:18She said, I will not leave Alexia.
37:20Okay.
37:20My question to you is, would you want to fly on the plane?
37:26Hmm?
37:44Wait a second.
37:45I am so confused.
37:47This is a trick question.
37:48One minute, you're reprimanding me.
37:49Now, two seconds later, you're inviting me on your jet?
37:52When Marisol said she wasn't going because of me?
37:55Like, what are you doing?
37:57That's something Frankie would say.
37:59Will you come on the plane?
38:01Thank you, Bella.
38:01No, because I can't leave my best friend.
38:03Marisol's really flaquita.
38:04Maybe we can both.
38:05I wish.
38:06Who gives their seat up on a private plane, let alone a transatlantic flight, for their
38:13friend?
38:14I'll see you there.
38:15Have fun on TSA.
38:18Like, I really do appreciate it.
38:19I wish I could invite everybody.
38:20I know.
38:21But it will be very fun when we go to Marbella.
38:22But we'll go from Marbella.
38:23Yes.
38:23Yeah.
38:24All right.
38:24Let's go see what the other girls are doing.
38:26You guys, what's happening over there?
38:28I'll go.
38:29You go.
38:29I'll go.
38:30He fears to respect.
38:31Oh, you guys are good.
38:32What happened?
38:33Oh, we're good.
38:33I heard some screaming.
38:35We're going commercial, you and I.
38:36You can only accommodate so many people, Stephanie.
38:39I know.
38:39Some people are going on a private plane to Spain and some aren't.
38:42So she has one more person to invite.
38:44I know.
38:44Thank you for reminding me, Marisol.
38:45What is going on, girls?
38:48We're just having chit-chat over here.
38:50I don't think Muggie's making the manifest on this jet.
38:53I want to be friends with her.
38:55She has an amazing jet, and I want to be friends with people that have jets and yachts.
39:01I am taking my airplane.
39:03Unfortunately, I cannot take everybody.
39:05I chose Larsa because we're very, very, very close.
39:09Almost besties at this point.
39:11I chose Julia.
39:12I have one additional seat.
39:14Unfortunately for me, Marisol has turned it down because she's very, very, very close to Alexia.
39:18She doesn't want to leave Alexia.
39:19That's nice.
39:19I do feel like Kiki and I have hung out a lot, but I haven't gotten a chance to bond
39:24with Adriana enough to get to know her.
39:26So in my mind, I'm like, do I go with the girl that I know the most or do I
39:29bond with Adriana or do I...
39:30You know what, Stephanie? I'm going to make it easy on you.
39:33As much as I would love to be on the PJ, if you haven't gotten to know Adriana, I think
39:38it would be a nice way for you to bond with her.
39:41That's nice.
39:42Not to mention that my supposed best friend is still in the plane.
39:46I suppose?
39:47Don't say that.
39:48That was not my place, Adriana.
39:50What are you talking about?
39:52That's what I really admire about Marisol.
39:54They have a very good relationship.
39:55She has the girls back day and night.
39:59Right or die.
40:00Thick and thin.
40:01And I wish I had this kind of bond.
40:04What?
40:05Hold on.
40:06Wait, wait.
40:06What?
40:07I'm just saying you agreed to go with her without asking for me to go in the same plane.
40:11I'm sorry, Adriana, but I don't think me accepting that invitation makes me a bad friend.
40:18You look like I'm crying.
40:19Are you crying?
40:21Why are you cheering us?
40:22I am actually sleeping pills now.
40:24What's wrong?
40:26What's wrong?
40:27Alexia!
40:28Wait, Alexia's crying.
40:29Why is she crying?
40:30Because they have a beautiful friendship and they don't go anywhere without each other.
40:34This whole trip's about you.
40:36Why would I leave you?
40:38That's beautiful, Marisol.
40:39Beautiful!
40:40That's beautiful.
40:41It's been really hard.
40:43But, you know, Marisol's been by my side, you know, not only in the last couple of months,
40:48but so many years.
40:50And, um, yeah.
40:53Now I'm getting, like, teary-eyed.
40:56We know how typical this time has been with your separation with Todd.
41:01He filed the divorce.
41:02And, you know, it's good.
41:04It's bad.
41:04I mean, and I appreciate Stephanie being so kind and including me.
41:08It was super generous.
41:09But, like, you know, the trip's about Alexia and I would never leave her.
41:13You wouldn't be right.
41:14All right, to Spain, everybody.
41:15Cheers to that.
41:20Still to come on The Real Housewives of Miami.
41:23Let's get this party going.
41:26My love, my love, my love.
41:29What are these things?
41:30They look perverse.
41:33Whoa!
41:34It was open-mouthed.
41:35Geez, Pips.
41:36Is that how you got all those ballers?
41:38Welcome to Marbella!
41:40Hi!
41:41I love this rich people dinner.
41:43I feel like I need to, like, be super elegant.
41:46I never thought I'd be in Sevilla on a horse carriage in a dress like this.
41:51Welcome aboard.
41:52Oh, yeah, Miami!
41:53I'm wearing my ring again.
41:55If she decides to get back with Todd, that's not fair for Frankie.
41:58This finger feels really empty.
42:01I just need to not fear that if I get engaged, that I'm not walking into chaos.
42:08Jodi texted you?
42:09Yes!
42:11I was literally getting death threats.
42:14When someone can't really manipulate you, they make you feel like you're crazy.
42:19What's going on with Adriana?
42:20It's a question mark, and I don't know.
42:22Why are you even, like, protecting her instead of me and my best friend?
42:26You are punishing me now to getting close to them, Adriana.
42:30You are toxic.
42:31I see you for who you are.
42:32I'm gonna be your friend and me too.
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