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00:07Thank you, Dad.
00:11Dad!
00:15Hello?
00:16I'm on the doorbell, not your phone.
00:21What do you mean, you're on the doorbell?
00:24Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:27Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:55I'm so sorry.
00:56You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:03I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
01:06It was crazy.
01:07Come join.
01:14The Neighborhood Watch.
01:16You are currently being recorded.
01:32A couple is surprised to find their umbrella upside down.
01:37I don't know how that happened.
01:38The chair was knocked over, too.
01:40Do you think it happened...
01:41It didn't happen in the storm last night, didn't it?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Isn't that odd?
01:45Isn't that odd?
01:45Geez, did we get that big of a gust today?
01:47Did we get that big of a gust today?
02:03Something just snuck into this house through an open patio door.
02:07I can't get the car into the park.
02:08Oh, I can't get the car into the park.
02:08Oh, my God, this is the main part of the park.
02:29What the hell? Are you okay?
02:32Yeah, I couldn't get the car in the park.
02:38Oh, big booty.
02:39This kid has just written a new rap song.
02:43Ready?
02:44I'm a king with a big booty queen.
02:47We went to Booga King, got a big back powder heavier than my big booty queen.
02:50Dang, that's crazy.
02:51And then I said, why do you look like a power pump for not 200 day?
02:55Get out of my gap to the guy who worked at Booga King.
02:59And then he said, my big booty queen is bad.
03:02Then I threw him out of the window because we don't talk about that guy.
03:07Woo!
03:10Okay.
03:14A couple is about to get a surprise visit.
03:17Being up in western North Carolina, up in a national rainforest, essentially, we're surrounded by a ton of wildlife.
03:25It's a big appeal for the area, just being with nature and never knowing what you're going to experience.
03:30Right.
03:30Every time you walk out the door, you're something.
03:35I'm just sitting on the couch with my coffee and my two dogs.
03:42And all I hear is Matt scream like Homer Simpson.
03:46And I'm like, what in the world?
03:50Matt, stop.
03:51Matt, stop.
03:52Matt, stop.
03:53I have never in my life heard Matt shriek like that.
03:56It was crazy.
03:57It was just so unexpected that it just, the initial reaction was just, is there really a bat inside with
04:05us?
04:07My brain was saying, get to the door.
04:09But in the process of that, the bat was still circling and diving.
04:13It swooped right at my head several times.
04:19Matt, I was like, oh, my door.
04:21I always stay cool in high-pressure situations.
04:24It's my superpower.
04:27I just kept saying, Matt, open the door.
04:29And he wasn't.
04:30He was running around screaming.
04:31And so, yes, I was annoyed.
04:34Nobody else was reacting.
04:35So I felt like I had to make up for the dog's lack of reaction and Jenny's lack of reaction.
04:39Sometimes I call Matt the nuclear reactor.
04:43Matt, let it out.
04:51The more Matt moved, the more the bat would swoop at just him, which made me very thankful because I
04:57was trying to contain both of the dogs.
04:59I just had to keep my cool while that bat chased Matt everywhere.
05:01But what I've since learned is that the best thing to do is actually back yourself up against the wall
05:06because vats really can't see.
05:08All right, it's on the ceiling.
05:13Once I got the door open, the bat had perched itself up on a beam on our ceiling.
05:18And that was it.
05:18It didn't fly after that.
05:21Where's Jason?
05:22Where's Jason?
05:23Jason is one of the wildlife experts, kind of who you call if you have squirrels in your attic or
05:30a bear in your crawlspace.
05:33How the f*** do you get in here?
05:34I don't f***ing know.
05:37We already had called because we knew we still had a few bats outside.
05:41We were doing some work in our chimneys and they were coming down our chimney into our screen porch.
05:46But it never occurred to me in a million years that there was one inside.
05:50I pointed out where the bat was.
05:52We showed it to him and he did his job and safely removed the bat.
05:58It was a happy ending.
05:59I think if it were to happen again, maybe a little less shrieking.
06:03That's what made it for coming.
06:04Bye-bye.
06:06Bye-bye.
06:20Bye-bye.
06:24Bye-bye.
06:27Bye-bye.
06:29Bye-bye.
06:32Bye-bye.
06:33Bye-bye.
06:34Bye-bye.
06:35Bye-bye.
06:37Bye-bye.
06:37Bye-bye.
06:38Bye-bye.
06:38Bye-bye.
07:02A furniture move becomes family legend.
07:05I have to wait, Max.
07:06I thought, oh, I can balance this.
07:09Let's go.
07:21This delivery guy is looking for a shortcut.
07:25Let's go.
07:32Let's go.
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11:40Let's go.
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11:47Let's go.
11:58Let's go.
12:00Let's go.
12:03Let's go.
12:10I got it on during the video.
12:12One of the legs he's broken.
12:14You would glue that back on though.
12:16And then the back hand.
12:18He threw back hand out the way.
12:19It's fine.
12:20I did end up taking it to graduate school.
12:23The irony is it only served as basically a shelf.
12:27It was, yeah, it was basically a shelf or a giant paper weight.
12:29I didn't have to use it at all.
12:30So we didn't have to worry about it again.
12:32Just got to give it an angle next time then.
12:38this dad is enjoying the vr set he got for christmas
12:53this kid is also playing with virtual reality
13:08this little boy's halloween is about to take an unexpected turn
13:12i didn't think this through like uh-oh they may not appreciate my humor
13:37in this house a window has been left open while no one is home
13:56this tired nurse is used to scanning her key fob at work
14:33i love halloween since i was a kid trick-or-treaters coming to the door is like one of my
14:38favorite
14:39things i love it and i try to make it really fun for them
14:42there she is i do love wearing an inflatable costume
14:47where are you this way i have dressed up as a dinosaur
14:52got caught by the branches out walking my dog in the middle of the day or just random things like
14:57that
15:01my silly side really comes out um during halloween
15:05you're killing me where's your face i wanted to surprise you we moved in 2022 and so we were
15:12actually fairly new to the neighborhood being this was our first year in the house
15:16um i was really looking forward to halloween that year
15:20i had to get a costume for my sister's halloween party and when i saw the chicken i just thought
15:25it
15:25was hilarious to me so i got it i just remember pacing the house because you can't sit down in
15:32it
15:32for it to stay fully inflated you you have to keep it on and you know talking to my husband
15:37i'm like
15:37what if nobody comes and um that's when i heard the little knock
15:46please don't think i'm a creepy neighbor
15:53i was so excited to greet my first trick-or-treater and he absolutely has a meltdown
16:01i didn't think this through like uh-oh like i'm new to the neighborhood nobody knows me they may
16:07not they may not appreciate my humor
16:14i couldn't get out of the thing fast enough i'm trying to take the costume off to let him know
16:18that
16:19it's safe you know i'm not a real chicken
16:24he wouldn't even take candy from me like i was trying to give him candy he didn't want any
16:28he wanted nothing to do with me
16:40he cried the whole way down the driveway
16:42and i just felt terrible so that's when i got the nickname chicken lady that has carried with me i
16:47have
16:48had neighbors remind me that that they still think of me as a chicken lady and i actually
16:52worried about the little boy for the whole year it never left my mind i didn't have closure on it
16:59until the next halloween when they came back
17:01the dogs are losing it
17:03oh that is okay
17:04the rocks are not free to take
17:06do you remember when you answered the door last year in the chicken costume
17:09was it you
17:09do you remember me
17:11was it you
17:13oh my god
17:14is it you
17:15do you remember the chicken
17:16are you the pizza
17:18yeah
17:18i was the chicken
17:19that was what i was waiting for
17:21and so we had that reunion there
17:23and it was really cool
17:24and that's when i actually got to show them the video they thought it was hilarious
17:34i'm still gonna dress up i still think it's hilarious and still have a lot of fun with it
17:39but um i did not ever answer the door in an inflatable ever again i probably won't
17:47this was a one and done
17:52this dad is trying to get rid of a wasp's nest
17:55i can absolutely hear with this football
17:57do it
17:58do it
17:59get ready to run because they're going to come
18:00do it
18:12what's that
18:34holy hell
18:49a woman hanging curtains is about to make a big mistake
19:21that's it
19:23Are you kidding?
19:27Ah!
19:46This man's garage door seems to be stuck.
20:03A woman without a step stool uses a paint bucket instead.
20:09Are you okay?
20:12Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:17Ah!
20:19Ah!
20:21Ah!
20:23Ah!
20:25Ah!
20:26God damn it!
20:29Bye.
20:30Be careful on the stairs, they might be slippery.
20:33Yep.
20:37They're slippery.
20:37They're slippery.
20:38You okay?
20:41That's black ice.
20:43A woman is traveling home for Christmas with gifts for her family.
20:47Come on, let's meet.
20:49Come on, let's meet.
20:51Come on.
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21:35Come on.
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