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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 05: Couples, Caught on Camera

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00:01Camera now recording.
00:06Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:52...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment...
01:05...until it wasn't.
01:07Come join.
01:16The Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:34Still gonna tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37A margarita, that's it.
01:38Get a margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47There are two keys for that.
01:49I can get them. I'm just asking.
01:51You don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What a big girl mean.
01:57Or not.
02:00This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:22A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:25What are you doing?
02:30Kurt.
02:32He's looking around.
02:36Kurt.
02:39He hears you.
02:44Kurt.
02:48Hey, we can see you.
02:50What?
02:51We can see you.
02:53We can see you.
02:55Where?
02:58Do you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh!
03:23We can see you.
03:34A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:40Managing six kids is definitely busy.
03:45You're pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:48I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:55I'm not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:58Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I'd just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:06So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day.
04:09I was trying not to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen.
04:13She's the queen of the house.
04:14So I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:18Wow.
04:22It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:33I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch and it
04:40caught my shin.
04:42Was I light? I didn't.
04:43No, you weren't light. What?
04:45Was I?
04:46Yeah.
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:49I mean, come on.
04:50Very light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:56I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:04I don't know.
05:09This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:14So I couldn't be too mad.
05:16That was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:17But I didn't yell at you.
05:18So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:27I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I probably might attempt it again.
05:34And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:44These two are coming home drunk.
05:49These two are coming has closed.
05:50Are you on the couch outside?
05:53I guess the roommate or I am even close?
05:57We get out of here in the unlock forseasice.
06:01We have to get out of here.
06:02Are you all alone for the rain?
06:13This couple in Texas are rehearsing their wedding dance.
06:30This guy is here to celebrate his girls.
06:33His girlfriend's 23rd birthday.
06:38No! No!
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event for this couple.
07:08Oh, this is bad.
07:10Oh, this looks very nice.
07:24Honey, that is so dangerous.
07:26Oh!
07:30Oh my gosh!
07:32Am I out?
07:34Happy wife.
07:36Happy wife.
07:38Oh, sorry!
07:40I'm sorry!
07:41Oh, s***!
07:43I'm there!
07:48Oh, you okay?
07:54Snow has just fallen in Washington State.
07:59I'm Donna Durham.
08:01And I'm Robert Durham.
08:02And these are our three dogs.
08:04Macy Mae, Hosmer, and Piper.
08:08Yeah, good luck.
08:09Come on.
08:09Good luck.
08:10It was a few days before Christmas, and we were both off work.
08:13I was making my Irish cream, and Bob was taking the dogs out.
08:19There was a light, misty rain, and everything had turned to ice.
08:24And that's when the chaos started.
08:28Oh, s***!
08:29No, no, no.
08:30Let me get you guys.
08:31Oh, smart, Macy.
08:33Oh!
08:35Stupid.
08:36Oh, s***!
08:38Oh, s***!
08:39Oh, s***!
08:41Oh, s***!
08:41It's a very, very steep incline.
08:44Oh, no.
08:44This is bad.
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode trying to figure out how I was going to rescue them.
08:51Hang on, buddy.
08:52Oh, my God!
08:53Hang on, Piper.
08:54Wait!
08:54Wait!
08:55I've actually done some repelling in my younger days, so I knew how to tie a bowline.
09:00And I found a piece of twine.
09:02You're a night rider.
09:03What the s*** is there?
09:05And I just MacGyvered down there.
09:07Oh, s***!
09:09Oh, my s***!
09:10Woo!
09:12Yeah, he's coming, Piper.
09:14As soon as he got Piper in between his legs and started pulling himself back up,
09:20I could see that she was starting to wander.
09:23Hang on, Piper.
09:25Hang on, Piper.
09:25I just needed to get to her, and I took a couple steps.
09:30Oh, my gosh!
09:31Oh, s***!
09:34Come on, are you okay?
09:35Yeah, I'm Piper.
09:36Piper, no, wait!
09:37Piper!
09:38Get over here!
09:39Piper, stay!
09:40I was laying on my back thinking, I am in my bathrobe, and I need to get back in the
09:47house.
09:49I call it my crawl of shame.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53Millions of people have seen me in my bathrobe.
09:57Hey, Bob!
09:59I did hear my neighbor start to yell, hey, Bob, are you okay over there?
10:03Do you need help?
10:04At that point, I was more embarrassed, and I'm like, oh, no, I got it.
10:07I'm good over here.
10:08Good girl.
10:10Woo!
10:11I'm going in for now, bro.
10:13F*** it.
10:14Hosmer is our scared little boy.
10:16Oh, this is f***ing cold.
10:18Wait, buddy, wait right there.
10:19It took him a long time to go outside after that.
10:22Good boy.
10:24And Macy, somehow she stopped herself in the slide and made it right back up.
10:31Where is it?
10:32Okay.
10:34Oh, my God, my ass is frozen.
10:38It was two days before Christmas, and we survived a near disaster.
10:44The dogs got lots of love and treats, and I think they would do it all over again just
10:51for that.
10:56A family returns from a visit with Grandma and Grandpa.
11:00Okay.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's go.
11:01Is it an apple?
11:03I got it, yeah.
11:03If you want your apple, you've got to come inside.
11:06Oh, did you?
11:06What is that?
11:08When are you farting?
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep.
11:11And then let me walk right into it?
11:12I didn't know that it was going to be bad.
11:17Bye!
11:17No, it's bad.
11:18Sorry.
11:19Bye!
11:21Bye!
11:22Come on.
11:22I need a girl in this house.
11:24Sorry.
11:25I need another girl in this house.
11:27There's a girl.
11:27There's a girl.
11:28I need another girl.
11:28I need another girl.
11:30I need another girl.
11:33I need another girl.
11:34All right, don't fall.
11:35No, I'm not trying to fall.
11:36You can tell what you're doing?
11:38I think so.
11:51There's no way that just happened.
11:53Oh, Lord.
11:55Please get that on ring.
11:58Please tell me that's on ring.
12:02Camera now recording.
12:04A man is playing with his VR headset.
12:20A husband and wife are planning a peaceful drive.
12:26Ow!
12:30Are you okay?
12:36Help me out.
12:38This husband and wife have an unexpected visitor.
12:42Careful, Lindsay.
12:43Help me get this.
12:45No!
12:48No!
12:48No!
12:49No!
12:49No!
12:50No!
12:51No!
12:52No!
12:52No!
12:53No!
12:54No!
12:54No!
12:55No!
13:00No!
13:00No!
13:10You've been very drunk the last hour.
13:13Me or you?
13:15You.
13:16No!
13:18No!
13:28No!
13:30We had a 4th of July celebration at the house and I had asked Anthony to pick up the water
13:36slide a couple of times.
13:37I flipped it over and I see the snake come out and I was like, I need a shovel so
13:44I can
13:44hold this snake down because I'm not Steve Irwin, I'm not going to just grab a stick
13:47and hope that it holds it there.
13:51I'm just terrified of any kind of reptile, so I don't want to get close to it.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning I was scared for myself because I just saw it coming my
14:05way.
14:05I'm like, oh my God, it's coming, it's coming towards me.
14:15But then when I saw that Moja was getting close to it, that was terrifying.
14:20My dog starts trying to lick it, Mocha will chase anything, cars, people, children on
14:31bikes.
14:35I'm trying to get Mocha but I'm so terrified of the snake that I physically can't get myself
14:40to catch the dog.
14:41Her reaction definitely went beyond what I was expecting, freaking out and hiking her
14:48shorts up like it's an old cartoon movie and a mouse had just ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize I was jumping and I definitely didn't realize I was pulling out my pants.
14:59In my mind, I was getting closer than what I was to the dog when I was trying to catch
15:04it, but my fear got the best of me.
15:14After everything was resolved and Mocha was out of the way, the snake just got moved as
15:18a garden snake.
15:19like, so.
15:19He was the hero.
15:21The hero.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All a day's work.
15:30A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:35Yoda.
15:45Oh.
15:46Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:51Oh.
15:53Mm-mm.
15:56Oh.
16:00Oh.
16:01Oh.
16:02Oh.
16:02Oh, oh.
16:09in florida a woman is unaware her husband has added an inflatable alligator to their pool
16:34a woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven
16:46like wow
16:55major
17:03ranger ranger
17:09are you okay this woman has a surprise valentine's gift for her husband hi
17:33this husband's prank won't go as planned
17:48a freezing rain has fallen in indiana
18:06i can't believe you took me out
18:19i can't get it up
18:28a man decides it will be fun to scare his wife
18:37this husband is also planning a practical joke
19:00this man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer
19:07i don't think i lost you
19:09hi
19:35A woman terrified of frogs has just seen
19:39one on her porch a woman needs her husband's help to pull out a
20:06weed a man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend
20:44This man doesn't realize he's left
20:47his car in gear
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