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00:04Morning everyone. Good morning Arthur Tobin. I'm just cooking for my beloved family. Look,
00:10I know it's gonna take some time to get used to the cameras, but you just have to do your
00:14best to forget that they're here. Wait, does that apply to everybody? Because I've been
00:18working on my gym from the office looks like... That's a good one. Or like... No, no, no,
00:27don't zoom in. And don't cook breakfast in a tuxedo. Here we are capturing truth.
00:33Is that a turkey? Oh boy. Don't film this. I have an amazing plan for whenever something
00:40happens that I don't want in the movie, I just tell my phone to play the Beatles
00:44because that ain't in the budget. You know what? I can't stay mad when my favorite Beatles song is playing.
00:54If you want to hook me, better say you love me with a little kiss or two. Yeah!
01:09All right, a new day, another fresh start with my dudes. No, I'm sorry. Point is, I'm excited.
01:17Me too, Arthur Tobin. We pull this off, people gonna see me in a whole new light. Like they did
01:22at the
01:22Pharrell's movie. Did you know he grew up Lego? And I know we all have slightly different visions for
01:29the film. No, no. We trust you. You know, this could work for all of us. I just don't want
01:35us
01:35to come off like J.Lo in her documentary. Right. No Ben Affleck. It's a good note. If you need
01:39any
01:40help with the old Doc-a-rooney, I got a bunch of Reggie's old stuff in the basement. I've actually
01:44spent a lot of time organizing the Reggie Dinkins library. It's got everything from his baby teeth
01:49to his wisdom teeth. Well, I mean, it's not just all teeth, obviously. You know, there's football stuff in
01:56there too. You know, like the gold tooth that got knocked out. Damn it. Right. Super. Well, whatever
02:01the documentary ends up becoming, we will discover it together because the cameras will be filming
02:05everything. Both the highs and the lows. Oh, you want bad stuff? Reggie Dinkins will give you plenty of
02:13that. Wait. What'd I do? You don't even know? That makes it so much worse.
02:24Those actually did end up being quite useful. Why are we outside? I'm not moisturized for this.
02:31Reggie, we both want this to work, but Brina getting on you like that is not the look. You have
02:36got to lock things down in there. I am very careful about what I say on camera. I'm just saying.
02:42It's
02:43still impressive he lost all that weight eating Subway. Only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is
02:48an even
02:49worst guy with two guns. Cleopatra. Black. Jesus. Black. George Washington. Black.
02:56Just deal with it, okay? Go apologize to Brina for whatever you did. We don't need that kind of
03:02drama right now. I can't figure out why Brina's mad at me. There isn't any birthdays or anniversaries
03:12on the calendar. All the toilet seats are down. I didn't put any empty cartons back in the fridge.
03:22And I haven't liked any full-chested women's posts on Instagram. I even asked her auntie
03:28Sheila, because Brina tells her everything. Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. But let's talk about
03:34why you're taking my niece to that filthy church. You know God don't like no... She was busy.
03:48Ashley? Are you going to get that? Oh, sorry. Um, my therapist told me I need to spend less time
03:54on the phone. Okay. Thank you, Ashley. Honestly, not a problem. Okay. Um, thank you for this,
04:02Monica. I wanted to start with you today in part because Reggie is, how do I say this, still just
04:08doing the most. Did he wear his tuxedo? He did. But you, I mean, well, let me just say I
04:15respect a
04:16contemplative queen. Uh-huh. So, you were a Quincy Magoo scholar at Rutgers, first in your class at the
04:27Wisconsin School of Business. But I don't want to talk to Monica Reesting just yet. I would like to
04:33start off today by talking to little Moni Rees. Hi, sweetie. Are you excited about all the stuff you're
04:40going to accomplish? I'm not doing baby talks. But yeah, sure. I always had big dreams.
04:55If you think by staying quiet, I'm going to start talking just to break the silence. To be fair,
05:00that trick really works on Rusty. Why are you saying anything? I hate this. Are you mad at me?
05:07Okay, here's something. When I'm alone, I like to write rock raps. Fine, I'll do one.
05:11I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle on the spherical earth since birth. Where did you go? Please stop me.
05:18And do I look like Rusty Boyd to you?
05:22Um, you know what? Why don't we just get to there for a minute? Interviews are like jazz.
05:28You have to improvise. Feel it out. Like...
05:39Okay, you can stop looking at me like that now. Cause I got you this. Here. I'm sorry.
05:57Does this mean you figured out what you did wrong? I was mean to you in a dream.
06:02I got you a purse, didn't I? You always get me a purse. Or shoes. Or you hire
06:07a flow rider to come and sing while I work out. But you never actually apologize to me like you
06:11mean it.
06:12She's got a point. My dad spent his formative years being told he could do no wrong.
06:16At Rutgers, they had to rename an entire building because he kept misreading the sign.
06:21So he still has trouble realizing when he messes up, but he wants everyone to be happy.
06:26So if you're mad at him, he just buys you stuff. It's dope. I mean, when my parents got divorced,
06:32I got a crossbow. I was five.
06:35It's not a real apology if you don't know what you're apologizing for.
06:39Here's also a necklace.
06:47See, you got to be a bro. Help me out here. Find out what I did so I could get
06:52out the doghouse.
06:54I don't really want to snitch. I'll make it worth you a while.
07:01Snitches get stitches, yo. Specifically, these ablo off whites. Check out that stitching, huh?
07:11Look, Arthur, you think taking me back to the old neighborhood is going to release a flood of
07:16emotions. It's not. This place has changed. This is all empty lots when I was growing up.
07:23This cell phone store, they used to sell landlines. I mean, I barely even recognize.
07:31The playground. It looks exactly the same. How?
07:40It's landmarked because Nas lost his virginity on the seesaw.
07:45Do you remember making this mural? Oh, my God. My handprints.
08:04How did you even find this place? I haven't thought about it in ages.
08:09So, I talked to your cousin? The nurse of the bitch.
08:11I couldn't get in contact with the bitch, but your cousin Roxy told me all about Double Dutch.
08:15Yes. I used to come to this place every day after school. I was always the jumper, and I was
08:21good.
08:24Watch this.
08:27Hey!
08:31And did little Moni Reese ever imagine where her life would take her?
08:36In marrying an NFL superstar, seeing the bright lights of Buffalo, Cincinnati, Jacksonville?
08:43Things change so fast.
08:47That first year in college, Reggie got famous like that.
08:51Right. Yes, yes. The famous food poisoning game.
08:54Remember the name Reggie Dinkins, folks. The freshman is leading Rutgers to a stunning
08:58upset over number two Penn State, all while battling severe food poisoning. Gross, Jimmy.
09:04You said it, Brian.
09:05Right. The food poisoning game.
09:09What's that?
09:11Why the ad quotes?
09:13Hey! Didn't you say earlier you wanted to talk to little Moni?
09:17How little were you thinking?
09:20Ga-ga-goo-goo! Eh?
09:23Hey, man. Turns out Bikini Crab on Masked Singer was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
09:28How did you know it was me?
09:30TV off.
09:33Bina, please. I cannot handle you icing me out like this or dressing like that.
09:39It leads so much to the imagination and you know I don't got a good imagination.
09:43Well, you don't deserve to see what's under here.
09:46Look, I know what I did wrong. And if you're really upset about me starting the dishwasher,
09:51while you were still eating your breakfast, I guess I'm sorry.
09:54Finally.
09:55But God forbid you hand wash your own cereal bowl. You should be happy I do dishes at all. I'm
10:02rich,
10:02I'm old, I don't have to do anything. So it's really dumb of you to get mad about it.
10:08Oh my God! You are the worst at apologies.
10:13You want me to call Flo Rida?
10:14What's the point? No matter how good I apologize, it's never good enough.
10:18After the whole gambling thing, I beg for forgiveness. And what did it give me?
10:23Tom's man of the year.
10:26Like when they gave it to Hitler.
10:29Yeah. Yeah, you apologized real good back then.
10:33Reggie, you let a lot of people down. What do you want to say to them?
10:37I guess I'm sorry if anybody's dumb enough to be offended. But I ain't do anything wrong.
10:42You should be happy you're getting to watch me play football. But I apologize or whatever. Here you go, baby.
10:50Rose gold hardware. Nice. But that's not much of an apology. Oh, where are you going?
10:56Where's he going? And that's one of the better ones. You told Ann Curry that it wasn't you who
11:02gambled. It was the one-armed man. It worked in the future, this. It didn't. He went to jail.
11:07Fine. What do you want from me? I said I'm sorry. And we all know that an apology wouldn't have
11:14changed anything, no matter how I said it. I devoted my whole life to entertaining you people.
11:20Are you not entertained? Gladiator. Nice. The only thing this country loves more than a hero is tear one
11:28down. Tiger Woods, y'all. Can't believe we talk about gambling in 2026 when everybody has a casino in
11:35their pocket now. Oh, he's talking about your phone, sheep. And guess what? There's probably a racial
11:41component to this mess. Always a racial component. Subtext, Rusty. Subtext. I'm done apologizing to
11:48everyone. Yeah, you sheep. I'm going to kill you. And they ain't never going to find a body.
11:52Whoa. Rusty's coming. Where'd you go? Come back.
12:01Right. The food poisoning game. The food poisoning game.
12:09Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle said the little fingies. But why? Okay, here's what's up. I feel like my using
12:18air quotes earlier has gotten blown way out of proportion. See, I'm one of those people that uses
12:24air quotes to emphasize important stuff, like food poisoning game. I love my son. The Supreme Court
12:32should have term limits. See? This is fun. Oh, man. The food poisoning game. Oh, Reggie blew up after
12:42that. Jim Carrey played him on In Living Color. It was a different time. Different time. Yeah.
12:48Here we go. So you looking for anything specific? You know, we got everything, man. We got like
12:54magazines and videos. Oh, we got the single Weird Al released about Reggie. Food poison.
13:02So the two to Bell Biv DeVoe is poison? That food is poison. Poison. P-p-p-p-p-p
13:09-p-actual poison.
13:11You never trust food that's been out for a while. Not his best.
13:18All right, Reggie, let's talk about the food poisoning game. The food poisoning game. Finally, yes.
13:25We could talk about something I don't have to apologize for. So can you explain why your archive
13:31contains seemingly every copy of the October 16th, 1993 edition of the Penn State student newspaper?
13:39That was a big game. Monica would always buy up stories about me. Right. But this paper
13:45is from the day of the game. So the food poisoning game hadn't actually happened yet. What's up with your
13:52fingers? I had nothing to do with that. I think I know what happened, Reggie.
14:07Okay, fellas. Rutgers football freshman prank. We're gonna steal Penn State's mascot.
14:13It's a tiny lion. Nittany lion, man. Nittany. What does Nittany mean?
14:19Nittany means big. Oh, God.
14:24That's you, isn't it, Reggie?
14:27How did you really get sick that night?
14:31I had to swim across a freezing river just to get away from that damn lion.
14:36I must have swallowed a gallon of Pennsylvania trash water.
14:40That game is a part of my heroic origin story, Arthur Tobin.
14:44Why are you interrogating the myth? Instead of being the weekend that launched
14:48your career, it could have ended it. If you'd been caught, you would have lost your scholarship.
14:51But I didn't get caught. How did you even
14:56zoom in on me dramatically?
15:00Monica.
15:02Young man, no son of mine.
15:06Wait, you don't have a face tattoo. I sent that text from his phone.
15:11How could you? You know my two biggest fears are Carmelo getting a face tattoo
15:14or marrying someone who doesn't understand my vibe.
15:17Sorry I had to use you like that, son, but I needed to get your mother here to yell at
15:21her.
15:24All good.
15:27The hell, Monica? Penn State was one of the few things in my career I can still be proud of,
15:32and you told Arthur Tobin how it went down?
15:35To be fair, she didn't actually say anything, but her air quotes doth protest too much, me thinks.
15:41He's a sneaky little punk ass.
15:43It doesn't matter how it happened. It's out there now. How would you like if I told everybody about the
15:48time he dressed as Pocahontas on Halloween?
15:50It was okay back then, I think. And you wouldn't even have a career in the first place if it
15:55wasn't for me. I bought up all those newspapers.
15:57I got the negatives from the school paper by giving the photographer my bra.
16:02I actually tracked that guy down. Your bra's in the archives now.
16:05This is the archives for!
16:06Who are your damn archives? You know what? You should be thanking me for pulling your ass out of the
16:09fire.
16:10If you talk about that luau on our honeymoon, thank you.
16:13I am talking about Penn State and every other day since then.
16:17Okay, let's uh, let's go deeper on that, guys.
16:20Shut up!
16:21But yes, let's. Yesterday I was reminded of a time before all this when I was fun and carefree
16:27and didn't get lower back pain from double dutching. Oh, but sorry for messing up for the first time ever.
16:38That was a bad apology. Why she gotta be all dismissive from what not? My feelings matter.
16:44Let's go deeper on that, Reggie. You know, Brina might have felt the same way.
16:48Let me get there on my own.
16:57Fine, just tell me.
16:59Okay, where's the dumb archive where you keep all of Reggie's stuff?
17:03You really should knock before you just bust in here for so many reasons.
17:07Nudity, the way that I eat, home alone traps.
17:10Hey, okay, come on, be careful.
17:13There's a system here.
17:15We need to get rid of some of this stuff. I don't even know what kind of garbage you got
17:18in here.
17:18Garbage? You call this garbage?
17:21The mayor of Philadelphia threw this at Reggie during an Eagles game.
17:26Monica's stuff.
17:28Great. Let's start with this.
17:30Come on.
17:33Aw, you wore that to Reggie's first signing meeting.
17:39It was okay back then.
17:40Oh, gosh.
17:44Oh, no, that you could toss. Just a stupid meeting, this old jump rope.
17:47That's filthy garbage. I hate it.
17:56I've doored up.
17:59Hey, Bree, look, playing football, all I was ever taught to do was run forward, unless I had to go
18:08lateral, or backwards to evade a defender, or a flea flicker.
18:11Well, one time, the coach made me take a safety just to eat up the clock.
18:15Is this somehow supposed to be an apology?
18:17It's coming.
18:18Let me cook.
18:20Listen, as an athlete, you're taught never to dwell on mistakes.
18:24You make it up on the next play.
18:26But I get it now.
18:28Sometimes when you don't look back, it seems like you don't care.
18:31And I couldn't even apologize, right, for the nittiniest mistake I've ever made.
18:37Nittiniest?
18:38Nittini means big.
18:39What I'm saying is that I don't want to mess up like that with you.
18:44Well, a dishwasher wasn't really that big a deal.
18:47I mean, why is either of us doing our own dishes?
18:49I'm still sorry for all the terrible apologies.
18:53You deserve better when I'm done trying to buy forgiveness with gifts.
19:00I know I gotta try harder to listen, pay attention, and love you right.
19:06And I know money can't buy any of that.
19:09Thank you, baby.
19:11And Mello, I haven't been fair to you either.
19:15No, no, no, no more.
19:16Trying to buy my son's forgiveness with concert tickets, sneakers, and chains.
19:22But now I know none of that matters to you.
19:26Nope. Just your love.
19:28That's right. So from now on, you get real apologies.
19:35I'm really sorry I broke your laptop trying to kill a spider.
19:39Wait, you did what?
19:40That broken laptop could have gotten me a payday.
19:45And why is Brittany even trying to make my dad be like an actual adult dad instead of a bro
19:50with a black card?
19:53What? I hear it.
19:54And I know this is good for us, but I don't have to like it.
20:01Arthur, I'm sorry I called you a sneaky little travel-sized punk ass.
20:05You actually didn't say all of that, but yeah, apology accepted.
20:09Getting used to all this isn't gonna be easy.
20:12And digging up the past is scary.
20:16But because of you, I just double-dutched for the first time in 30 years.
20:20Hey, that's fantastic.
20:28Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
20:30What did you say?
20:30Nothing. What did you say?
20:36Jazz.
20:37It's been an interesting couple of days. Reggie actually apologized for, well, the last 30 years.
20:43And I think he meant it. He didn't just give me a bag. Not that I mind the bag.
20:48I, however, am still waiting for Monica to apologize for blowing up my Penn State story.
20:55Here you go, baby.
20:58Oh, nice.
21:00Sweet like bear meat. Apology accepted.
21:08Hey, hey, hey. You cannot be here without a kid. That's not okay.
21:11Yeah, sorry. You're right. It's just that I feel so carefree. It's amazing.
21:16Let's just go.
21:18Um, you cannot film kids in a park. Just go. Go. Get out of here.
21:22We're going.
21:23Good night, everybody.
21:24Good night.
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