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00:06I
00:06Now pronounce you not husband and wife. I fucking love you. I love you. I think we need a safe
00:12word
00:14New year new us we can renew our vows
00:18Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military
00:22from bang to boom
00:25How long until you can fix me? I don't recognize you
00:30Saddens me that a daughter would accuse her own mother. She is lying about the lying less promise me a
00:36minute
00:36I'll give you 20. What's the stop nails exposing me?
00:39You're tiny your dad, and I are working through some issues
00:45On purpose you're dead
00:50I run this lab now
00:53This is life or death mark mugu could eat her why marry a man
01:01I
01:19I
01:20I
01:20I
01:20I
01:24That's it! Richie, that's it! Play dead! Play dead!
01:27Am I playing?
01:28Hey, Magoo! Huh?
01:32Yeah, you want this, don't you, big boy?
01:35Yeah, who's my cutie patootie?
01:38Who's my fluffy, wuffy boy?
01:41Do I punch it in the nose first, or...?
01:43That's just sharks. Fuck it.
01:48Hold...
02:00It was you or me, fuzzfuck.
02:10Hi.
02:11Hi, there.
02:12Okay.
02:13You risked your life for me.
02:15No other soul on Earth has done that except for my mother during childbirth.
02:19I was a breach.
02:21But you, Lindy Littlejohn, you chose, which was unexpected, and I mean that as a compliment.
02:31I owe you my life.
02:34You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
02:37And I would happily do so over again.
02:39Why?
02:41Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare.
02:46For I will continue to taketh from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
02:51Behold, Lindy Littlejohn, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern.
02:56Can we just call it even?
03:00Even statement.
03:01I do have one more thing.
03:03Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous.
03:05I promise.
03:07Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
03:09What do you know about TikTok?
03:16Lindy!
03:17Lindy!
03:19Lindy?
03:21Magoo?
03:26Oh, she's good.
03:29Oh, she's very good.
03:31Lindy?
03:32Lindy, let's talk.
03:35No tricks.
03:36You have my word.
03:41Ow.
03:42Oh.
03:47At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
03:50Okay, no sudden moves.
03:51Nothing up my sleeves.
03:53For real this time.
03:57So talk!
03:58Could you lower the bow?
04:02Okay, I came here to apologize, but I'm not going to.
04:07Because I have something better than just words.
04:10Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
04:13I can make you big again.
04:16You said that, and then you tried to kill me!
04:19Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
04:22I did it, Lindy.
04:24I really did it.
04:25I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
04:28Lindy, I can.
04:29And I will.
04:30I promise.
04:32Fine.
04:34Do it.
04:35Make me big again.
04:36Let's end this.
04:36Well, I'm so happy to hear you say this, but, um, they're
04:40to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe the service because Hilton is selling my tech
04:48to the military and he's packing up the lab and everything will be gone by morning.
04:51I will be arrested if I set foot in the building and only a person of your size can access
04:56the chemical freezer, which is going to be dangerous.
04:58But I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities and thereby our mission will inevitably be a
05:04rousing success and you will be big again and we can return to our normal lives.
05:19What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
05:22Wear it as my wife?
05:24I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world and I lost sight of the one person who
05:31never needed proof, you.
05:33You, Lindy, you are my forever person.
05:39So what do you say?
05:42Please say yes.
05:46Fine.
05:48I will do it.
05:49I have to.
05:51But then less?
05:54This?
05:54You and me?
05:56We're over.
05:57No.
05:59No, no, no.
06:00A month, then a 30-day deadline.
06:02But then I can make you big again.
06:03But good luck with Magoo, too.
06:05I will make you big again, but you have to do all the illegal dangerous work.
06:09And then the big sell.
06:12We can go back to our normal fucking lives.
06:16Please hear me when I say, fuck you.
06:20I am done.
06:22We are done.
06:24It's over.
06:25No, I reject this.
06:26I love you.
06:27It's been bumpy, but, but, but it'll be different.
06:30No, it won't.
06:31We bring out the worst in each other.
06:35Can't you see that?
06:36I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
06:41No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
06:44I already know what happened.
06:47We make a great team, remember?
06:48Please don't say it's over.
06:52Les.
06:54We had a good run.
06:57Too much has happened.
06:59Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
07:06Please.
07:16I wanted to give you your privacy.
07:19I just, I didn't know where to go.
07:21My heart is breaking.
07:23I mean, I think we've all come so far.
07:27Mary, mother of Christ.
07:31He told me.
07:32I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
07:36Hi, Martin.
07:38Hi, Martin.
07:39Richard!
07:40He did that to himself.
07:42I did.
07:42I told her about the small problem.
07:46And?
07:47She's in.
07:48Oh.
07:49She's also out.
07:52I don't understand what that means.
07:54It, just, what's the fucking plan?
07:57That's what it means.
08:00Everybody, here are my thoughts.
08:02Operation Restoration is underway.
08:04This is the plan.
08:07Martin.
08:08Bagman will deliver our secret weapon.
08:11Secret weapon?
08:12It's me.
08:13Me, Richie.
08:20Relax.
08:21It's pizza.
08:24Emotes.
08:26Give me.
08:29Order this.
08:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:33We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
08:36Richard Operations will send an invitation.
08:39I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
08:43Okay, Martin.
08:44Don't panic.
08:45Keep it together.
08:46She's scary.
08:47Yeah.
08:48She's terrifying.
08:48Sir.
08:49Who?
08:51Who?
08:53Janet!
08:54Me.
08:55I, um, I did.
09:05Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
09:10Janet.
09:11Why are you still here?
09:13Um.
09:14You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
09:17Uh-huh.
09:18Um.
09:18Damn it, Janet.
09:19Lie.
09:20Just lie.
09:21Let's be kind.
09:22Um.
09:22I was hungry.
09:23I was just finishing up.
09:27No, I know.
09:28I choked.
09:28It's okay.
09:29You did.
09:29Damn it.
09:30Getting back to it.
09:31Smells delicious.
09:34Pepperoni.
09:35Um.
09:36Weird, yet.
09:38Scrumptious.
09:39It's very specific.
09:41May I?
09:42Um.
09:43Y-y-you may?
09:48Oh, God!
09:48Lindy!
09:49Hide!
09:50Liz!
09:51Where?
09:52Under!
09:54Oh, Jesus Christ!
09:55Fuck!
09:56I thought...
10:20Enjoy!
10:25Secret weapon, end!
10:27Secret weapon is greasy, fucking hot!
10:30Jesus!
10:38Lindy!
10:39Secret weapon will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of Restoration Formula.
10:50Um, wow.
10:51It's...
10:51It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Little John.
10:54Sorry to stare.
10:55It's just...
10:56Yeah, I'm a marvel.
10:57I know, Janet.
10:58So, uh, this is the chemical freezer?
11:00Just there.
11:00Janet, proceed with wiping the servers.
11:02My legacy will remain mine.
11:04Um, on it.
11:07Your ego is going to kill me.
11:09No, my ego is going to save me.
11:11I am going to save me.
11:12There is no I, Lindy, in team.
11:14There is the way I spell it.
11:15Perhaps it's best we just remember we're all on the same team.
11:18Temporarily.
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
11:22The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
11:25Coup de Grace.
11:26Martin, wheelman, will drive a getaway car and we're home free.
11:29Operation restoration complete.
11:31Thoughts complete.
11:33Okay, can we stay on task?
11:35Oh, no one wants this done more than me.
11:37Yes.
11:37Lindy, message received.
11:38I know.
11:45What?
11:54I'm in.
11:55Okay.
11:56Great.
11:56Third shelf from the bottom.
11:58File RF one niner alpha and beta.
12:02Okay, hold on.
12:03What?
12:03What's happening?
12:04Are you okay?
12:04Yeah, I'm fine.
12:05I'm just putting on my gear so I don't dye hypothermia in here.
12:08Oh, God.
12:10Okay, good, good.
12:10But maybe hurry.
12:12Because.
12:13Tick tock.
12:14No kidding.
12:14If Hilton finds you.
12:16I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
12:17I am the stakes.
12:19If I may offer counsel.
12:20By way of Dr. Carmichael's words of wisdom.
12:24Reflect before you respond.
12:26To avoid regret.
12:28Fuck that bitch.
12:29We're done with her limericks.
12:31On that we agree.
12:32I don't mean to.
12:33Shut the fuck up, Richard.
12:34Okay.
12:47What?
12:52The fuck?
12:54Will do.
12:55From the controversy surrounding the authorship of the New Yorker short story Untitled On Purpose.
13:01And I want to come clean.
13:04I did not write that story.
13:07Uh, all started as a misunderstanding.
13:10My insecurity and, frankly, lack of self-worth led me to take credit when, in fact, it was written by
13:17my student, Jackie Baldwin.
13:19So my daughter, Lulu, was telling the truth.
13:22So if you're gonna come for anyone, you come for me.
13:26Hashtag, fuck you, bring it.
13:27And finally, I am rescinding my own Pulitzer.
13:30Yeah, just before the board can take it back.
13:34I, I, you know what?
13:36Maybe I'll win another one someday.
13:38Woo!
13:39Love the positivity.
13:41Uh, yeah, that's it.
13:45Good for you, tiny mom.
13:48Uh!
13:49Huh!
13:50Uh!
13:50At first from Tilde combat me BM.
13:54Oh, I seen it, sophomore from Tilde.
14:02You see, then!
14:09Uh, uh!
14:13Uh!
14:13Uh!
14:14Uh!
14:15Uh!
14:16Won!
14:16Okay, I'm here.
14:18Third cell from the bottom.
14:20Okay, you're looking for Romeo Foxtrot 1-9-er?
14:23Yeah, I got it, colonel colon.
14:25Too soon, that's too soon and disrespectful.
14:27I'm just trying to be-
14:28Annoying?
14:34There's nothing here.
14:36Yeah, see?
14:37You're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening
14:39and Precision is gonna tank this mission.
14:41Romeo Foxtrot 19 alpha beta, not fucking here.
14:44Fuck, it has to be there.
14:46They are not.
14:47Okay, Romeo Foxtrot 1-9-er alpha-
14:50You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers,
14:52but the precise vials are not here.
14:56Lindy, there is no operation restoration
14:58without those vials, okay?
14:59The plan will not work.
15:02What do you mean it won't work?
15:03It won't work.
15:04I do not want to be small forever.
15:05I am not gonna die tiny.
15:06There has to be a way.
15:07You are a little genius, remember?
15:09So go inside the workshop of your mind and think.
15:20It's as if the whole world is holding its breath.
15:28Everyone hear my thoughts.
15:30Operation restoration is still underway.
15:32This is the revised plan.
15:34I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula,
15:38but I would need access to the building
15:40and to the chemical freezer.
15:42Lindy, secret weapon.
15:43You will push the door release button inside the freezer,
15:46which is located at the base of the door.
15:48Check.
15:48Janet, inside man, is gonna get me into the building
15:51via the service entrance.
15:53Janet.
15:55Janet, do you copy?
15:57Um, I'm trying to wipe the servers,
15:59but the password isn't working.
16:02Hilton and Vivian, they have access to the servers,
16:04they have access to the formula!
16:06Yeah!
16:07Awesome.
16:08We might have a bigger problem.
16:11Bigger?
16:12Um, what, Janet?
16:14Spit it out.
16:14Janet, be specific.
16:16Specifically, Hilton has shrunk
16:17an entire military convoy.
16:19Tiny tanks, tiny missiles,
16:21tiny assortment of very bad weaponry.
16:23General, fuck face.
16:24If Hilton has the missing files,
16:26then tiny tanks become big tanks,
16:28tiny missiles become big-
16:30Yes, Janet!
16:31I know.
16:31Les.
16:32I don't, don't, don't say it.
16:33I fucked it.
16:34But I can unfuck it.
16:37You were right.
16:38I don't want to be right about this, Liz.
16:40I kind of like being right.
16:41Well, maybe sometimes, but not about this.
16:43Can we get back to the unfuck it part, please?
16:46Everyone, here are my thoughts.
16:48Here's the new revised plan.
16:53We're going to blow up the lab.
16:56Um.
16:56We're all bound for the Dungeons of Fate.
16:58Jesus crickets.
17:01What?
17:01What?
17:02What the?
17:03Are you...
17:05blow up the lab?
17:06How can you even do that?
17:07Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb.
17:10It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement.
17:13No, no, that's not...
17:16My legacy remains mine, you said.
17:19Yes.
17:20TBD.
17:22I've proven to myself I can do it.
17:25That's enough.
17:26What?
17:27Are you sure?
17:28Took the extremest of circumstances, Carmichael's limericks,
17:31and my priority...
17:33Wait, is someone crying?
17:36No.
17:36No.
17:37Okay, okay, Richard, we need to move fast.
17:39Janet inside man, abort the service, and focus on, um, the...
17:44I can distract the security guards.
17:46See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer, as a, this is a long story, as a young...
17:51Richard!
17:52Richie!
17:53Richard!
17:53Richard, good God!
17:55Richard.
17:56Stand by for fire alarms.
18:11The tank is cranked!
18:13T-minus...
18:1530 minutes?
18:17Um...
18:17Um...
18:18Holy crow!
18:20Janet?
18:21Uh...
18:22Yes, Richard?
18:23I think I like you, and I wanted to disclose that as per company policy.
18:27Aw.
18:27Richie!
18:28Richard!
18:29I have no words!
18:32Neither do I!
18:34General H. Bong's payment clear?
18:36General Henderson's payment has been verified.
18:39Yes.
18:40Fuck yeah!
18:40I love having Mommy's full attention again!
18:43We discussed this.
18:45No more Mommy.
18:46But...
18:47None.
18:48Fine.
18:48Guess where I am?
18:50I despise this game.
18:52Guess.
18:53No.
18:53Guess!
18:56I'm done.
18:58What?
18:59With the game?
19:00In a way.
19:04Wait.
19:05What the fuck?
19:08Wait.
19:19Wait.
19:23Wait.
19:23Colgate.
19:24Physicist.
19:26Feminist.
19:28Celiac.
19:29You're on Instagram?
19:31Emo's Pizza is not gluten-free certified.
19:43Ah!
19:44Yeah!
19:45I'm here!
19:45So I'm guessing it's this green button!
19:49Good guess!
19:50I'm in!
19:51Oh!
19:53Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:56Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:02Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Yes!
20:08Fuck!
20:12Fuck!
20:21Fuck.
20:23Fuck...
20:23...
20:27It's gone.
20:28Wait.
20:28What?
20:29What's gone?
20:30Uh, the equation.
20:30My equation.
20:31For the formula.
20:32Yeah, but you remember it, right?
20:37Right.
20:38What?
20:39Yes?
20:40Oh, Jesus.
20:41Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall, right?
20:43Oh, holy shit, yes, I did, yes, I did.
20:45Uh, Richard, you need to get upstairs right now.
20:47Copy that!
20:52I shall bring all my force to bear!
20:56You again.
20:57Oh.
20:59It's me, Richard.
21:01Yeah, from the fucking lab.
21:01What the fuck?
21:03Long, long story, and I happily...
21:05Oh, ew.
21:06Did you and my mom, like, bang tiny?
21:08Huh?
21:09No, I pride myself on being a gentleman.
21:11Is that Lulu?
21:12Lulu?
21:13Did she say bang?
21:14Yeah.
21:15Who are you talking to?
21:16That's the smash and grab team, your parents, Martin and Janet.
21:20What?
21:20Lulu, why are you home?
21:22Sorry, I missed that.
21:23Richard, you assured me that this connection would be strong.
21:26It is, it is, it is.
21:30We'll talk...
21:31A...
21:31Like, er...
21:32Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes.
21:36Whatever, okay, this is so fucked, Tiny Richard.
21:40Yeah, it is.
21:46Is this a moat?
21:49Oh my god, my parents went completely insane.
21:52They were trying to kill each other.
21:53What?
21:53Richard.
21:54Oh my god.
21:55It's gonna be fine, I think.
21:57It is gonna be fine, it's fine.
21:58And Richard, don't be so theatrical.
22:00Sorry.
22:00So, Lulu, what I need you to do, I need you to text me a photo of the equation on
22:05the wall
22:06across from the foot of the island bed.
22:08You mean, like, get in the water?
22:10There's power strips and lights hanging above it.
22:12It's safe.
22:13And it's very important because I need to make mom big again and save the world.
22:17Tall order.
22:18Nice punch.
22:19She should be wearing waders.
22:21No, no, no.
22:21Just be careful.
22:22And be quick.
22:24Be very quick.
22:25Hey, wait.
22:25Are you sure, Les?
22:27She'll be fine.
22:30Daughter found electrocuted in a parent's bedroom moat.
22:34Not funny.
22:46Fuck!
22:47Fuck!
22:48Fuck!
22:48Are you worried about the last line?
22:50Huh?
22:52No, no.
22:53No, of course not.
22:54You said fuck.
22:55We can hear you.
22:56Can't you help him, tiny Richard physicist?
22:59Sadly, I was absent that day.
23:00Uh, no.
23:02I'm not worried at all.
23:04Because I remember it.
23:07And, uh, yeah.
23:08You did great, Lulu.
23:09Just get out of the water now.
23:18You're brilliant.
23:20Your mind is strong.
23:23You got this.
23:26It's in your brain.
23:28So just let it fall into your hands.
23:34Your miniature wife will not explode and die.
23:39Explode and die?
23:40Ah, no.
23:41I'm not.
23:41It's not.
23:42I'm kidding.
23:43Everyone is listening.
23:44I'm kidding.
23:44Uh, smash and grab team.
23:46Vivian's on the move.
23:50Sticker weapon out.
23:56Oh, shit.
23:59Les!
24:00Oh, Les.
24:02Of course.
24:04He's in the building.
24:06Sneaky, sneaky, not so sneaky.
24:10He mentioned you were having marital issues.
24:13Fuck off!
24:14It's nice to meet you, too, Mrs. Littlejohn.
24:17I look forward to adding you to my collection.
24:21Yeah, nice to meet you, too, scary giant bitch.
24:26Name-calling is impolite.
24:30Tiny, toxic, tart.
24:38Huh?
24:39T-minus?
24:40Maybe ten minutes before the alarms go off?
24:42Okay, Martin, wheel man, you're up.
24:45Prepare for the great escape.
24:47I think the getaway would be a better reference.
24:49Richard, operations, shut it!
24:58I choked again.
25:00Empty battery.
25:02Fuck!
25:03Whoa!
25:04I'm the new wheel man.
25:05Tiny Richard.
25:07Do you have a driver's license?
25:08Almost.
25:22Attention, thermal energy tank breach.
25:26Evacuate building immediately.
25:29Repeat immediately.
25:36Attention, evacuate building immediately.
25:42Oh, I don't think I can test these on her first.
25:46We can hear you.
25:47We can still hear you.
25:48Oh, I'm kidding.
25:50I'm just kidding, of course I can.
25:52Lindy.
25:53Lindy?
25:54Lindy?
25:55Lindy, come in, Lindy.
25:56Anyone got eyes or ears on Lindy?
25:58Mom?
25:59Hello?
25:59Mrs. Littlejohn?
26:00Hello.
26:01Okay, I'm heading out.
26:05Attention, evacuate building immediately.
26:15Lindy.
26:16Lindy!
26:16Attention, evacuate building immediately.
26:18Huh?
26:18Ow!
26:21Oh, ah!
26:24Ow.
26:26Oh, no!
26:26Oh, no!
26:27Oh, no!
26:29Oh, no!
26:29Oh, no!
26:30That's company property.
26:34You've checked all my boxes until you didn't.
26:39Your ego is untenable.
26:52Down goes giant, toxic tart.
27:01Attention, evacuate filming immediately.
27:05Let me guess.
27:07Only a person my size can, uh...
27:10Unfortunately, it's...
27:12Tick-tock.
27:13Right.
27:16I believe in you.
27:19Wait, what?
27:21Les, I...
27:25Here I am alone.
27:28Again.
27:32Well...
27:35You gotta do it.
27:36I mean, you must. You must.
27:37You gotta get down there.
27:38You gotta get the fucking vials that he dropped.
27:40And now I have to...
27:43I'm the only person in the world this size who can, so...
27:48Not anymore.
27:59New year, new fucking us.
28:04Let's do it together.
28:09I...
28:10But do you, I...
28:11Me too.
28:13Attention.
28:14Thermal energy tech breach.
28:16Evacuate building immediately.
28:19Repeat immediately.
28:21Um...
28:23Thermal energy tech breach.
28:25Evacuate building immediately.
28:28Repeat immediately immediately.
28:28Are we crazy?
28:29Fuck it.
28:33Fuck it.
28:36Fuck it.
28:37Oh, shit!
28:49Critical, critical, evacuate immediately.
28:54Critical, critical, evacuate immediately.
29:03No, no.
29:04Vivian?
29:05Vivian?
29:06Where are they?
29:33Mom.
29:35Dad.
29:56Dad?
29:57Dad, you're tiny, too?
29:59You do not have a license.
30:01What? Are you gonna, like, tiny ground me?
30:06Fuck it. Drive.
30:07Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
30:10Jesus Christ, Les!
30:12Oh, Dr. Little John!
30:14I did it myself.
30:14No.
30:22So this is our last tiny moment as tiny people.
30:27What a ride.
30:29What a ride.
30:30Ride's not quite over yet.
30:31One last step.
30:32One last step. For me.
30:35So there's an infinitesimally small, uh, chance that I did not mix the formula correctly.
30:44What?
30:45Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
30:47Les!
30:48Yeah, I'm very, I'm very confident.
30:50But what are you saying? Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we...
30:54No, no, no, not we. Me. Me.
30:56I'm, I'm going to test the formula myself first.
30:59Well, no.
31:00No, I don't want you to...
31:02I won't. I won't. And we won't.
31:04You won't. It's...
31:06Lindy?
31:08You're the love of my life.
31:10Are you saying goodbye? Is this a goodbye?
31:13Because you think that we're going to...
31:14That you're going to...
31:15The truth is, I don't know.
31:17I don't know if it'll work.
31:19I believe it will.
31:21But I don't know.
31:23And, uh...
31:24I owe you the truth.
31:27It's not, it's not goodbye.
31:29It's just in case.
31:31Just in case.
31:33You explode.
31:35Dad's exploding?!
31:36No!
31:38No, no, no, honey, no!
31:40But you just said...
31:41Infinitesimally small, I said.
31:43Just in case, you said.
31:47Look, can't you guys just both stay small forever?
31:50I can take care of you.
31:53Oh, honey.
31:55We love you for saying that, but that's...
31:58That's...
31:58That's very unrealistic.
32:00We're worried about unrealistic now?
32:03Dad!
32:03Your mom is right, okay?
32:05We're not pets, we're parents.
32:07And we're focusing on the one in a million negative results.
32:11Your father's right!
32:12And like he always says, we have to trust the math.
32:15And his memory.
32:17Which is good!
32:19Pretty good.
32:19Pretty good?
32:27I'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work.
32:30So when I get to full size, um, start the three minute countdown and wait outside.
32:36And if I get to three, uh, when I get to three minutes, I will have reached limitless stabilization.
32:43And then we can all go to Mandy's and enjoy milkshakes together.
32:48Okay?
32:50Okay?
32:51Okay?
32:52Sure.
32:54Okay.
32:56Two drops.
32:57Like you learned in your science classes.
33:00Right.
33:01My science classes.
33:04Tiny Dad?
33:06I dropped out of school.
33:07I'm going to community college.
33:09Wait, what?!
33:22Start the timer!
33:24You dropped out of school?
33:26Uh...
33:26We can talk about it at Mandy's.
33:29Did you know about this?
33:29We'll talk about it in three minutes.
33:32Lindy!
33:32I...
33:33Hey!
33:33Tell me in three minutes!
33:40You told your dad.
33:42That was a tactical info dump.
33:45I see what you did there.
33:46Yeah, um, he needed a distraction.
33:50That was kind of you.
33:52Like your TikTok?
33:55Yeah?
33:58Yeah.
34:05How you doing in there?
34:06Yeah.
34:09Yeah, doing good.
34:11All good.
34:14Love you both.
34:26Go get a pen.
34:40You don't get a pen.
34:49Can you give me a pen.
34:51I can remember
34:51because...
34:51You could do it.
34:52You could do it.
35:01You could be a pen.
35:01I can't remember.
35:01That's three minutes, Dad!
35:09Dad?
35:13Look!
35:14Dad!
35:30Limitless stabilization?
35:50Hi.
35:52Hi.
36:03Nice use of the safe word.
36:05Wow.
36:06Is he less annoying tiny?
36:08He's kind of annoying big or small.
36:10But he is a good scientist.
36:12A good scientist. Yes, we know.
36:13Speaking of...
36:15Lulu.
36:16Yeah.
36:17Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy.
36:21I know that you don't totally mean that.
36:24But thank you, restored Dad.
36:31I don't want to know.
36:32I'll let him out after.
36:35Okay.
36:43How do we...
36:44End up here.
36:45I...
36:45Look at our...
36:47Our house.
36:49I want...
36:50Our marriage...
36:52To work.
36:54Our new...
36:55Revised version of marriage.
37:02I do too.
37:02No.
37:04My ego...
37:05My ego...
37:05Has been revised.
37:07You will never be last again.
37:09And my accountability has been revised.
37:12I will...
37:12Never blame you.
37:14Again.
37:15Only me.
37:16And grand gestures?
37:17Oh, you have out grand gestured yourself.
37:20I think we both have.
37:21Okay.
37:21And...
37:24Let's do this thing.
37:27Let's do this thing.
37:30And my engagement ring?
37:32I'll dredge the moat.
37:41I, um...
37:43I had...
37:47I have this idea.
37:49It's kind of a big idea.
37:51Tiny...
37:52Big idea.
37:54I feel like I have to write it.
37:57On my own.
37:59And I'm thinking that the...
38:01Working title...
38:04Might be...
38:07The Miniature Wife.
38:16Oh.
38:21Yeah.
38:24I love it.
38:26Yeah.
38:26Yeah.
38:29And I love you.
38:30And I love you.
38:45Monday's blue.
38:47Tuesday's grey.
38:48And Wednesday, too.
38:51Thursday.
38:51I don't care about you.
38:53It's Friday.
38:55I'm in love.
38:57Monday, you can fall apart.
39:01Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.
39:04Oh, Thursday.
39:06Doesn't even start.
39:08It's Friday.
39:09I'm in love.
39:11We've got messages.
39:12Some.
39:13Many.
39:14Messages.
39:15Voice and text.
39:16Voice and text.
39:17And if they don't call us back, what else can we hear?
39:20Call me.
39:21One.
39:22One.
39:29Freedom!
39:35Help!
39:36Help!
39:37I need help!
39:38What the fuck are you?
39:40What the fuck?
39:42Where are you?
39:45I'm a journalist.
39:46From Scientific American.
39:48And I have the most incredible story to tell.
39:55Oh, my.
39:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
40:13We're fighting, never hesitating
40:17Dressed up to the eyes, it's a wonderful surprise
40:21To see your shoes and your spirits rise
40:24Or at your frown, don't mind at the sound
40:27Seek as a sheep spinning round and round
40:31Always take a big bite, it's such a gorgeous sight
40:34To see you eat in the middle of the night
40:38You can never get enough, enough of this dog
40:42It's Friday, I'm in love
40:44I don't care if Monday's blue
40:48Tuesday's play and Wednesday too
40:51Thursday, I don't care about you
40:55It's Friday, I'm in love
40:59Monday, you can fall apart
41:02Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart
41:05Thursday doesn't even start
41:09It's Friday, I'm in love
41:11See you even more
41:12Tuesday, I'm in love
41:13Wednesday, we're driving
41:19Monday, we'll be back
41:23Thursday, we're making another
41:24Monday, Thursday, and I will go
41:24Kaleana
41:25Friday, I will be breakfast
41:27Saturday, I will go
41:27Saturday, I will walk
41:29Friday, but Thursday, we'll drive
41:29Wednesday, we're gonna go
41:30Kaleana on my backpack
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