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00:06You
00:07Mindy Littlejohn accused of plagiarizing her short story by the author's own daughter. She stole it from one of her
00:13students
00:14She's a liar. You'll regret it. I am her literal regret. I dream of a life without a daughter sucking
00:20up the tea of inspiration
00:21Mom hates me. The Pulitzer committee is meeting and there's talk of rescinding your award. Why am I without it?
00:27A former client. Eight packs of toilet paper. Hundreds. I'm his fucking lab rat. You're having an affair with my
00:33physicist
00:40Richard, have I killed a man?
00:43You're alive! Les has 30 days to solve the formula or he's fired and the tech reverts to Hilton. Another
00:49fucking lie!
00:51I need space from you. Fucking Les.
00:53Oh fuck! You can't solve the formula and I plan to make the next 21 days of your life a
01:00living hell.
01:01Oh fuck!
01:20Les...
01:22You're stuck in a bad dream.
01:24We both are.
01:27Les, wake up.
01:33You're stuck in a bad dream.
01:34Lindi!
01:35You're you.
01:37I'm me.
01:38Is it over?
01:39It is for me.
01:41What happened?
01:42I lost my Pulitzer.
01:44I was outed as a plagiarist by our daughter.
01:49She's so clever and bright.
01:54Loathes me.
01:56But not you.
01:57I'm sorry.
01:58I would be devastated if she loathed me.
02:01It's alright.
02:02Really.
02:03I am a fraud.
02:05One book.
02:06I'm relieved.
02:07That was your prize.
02:10Now that I've solved the formula, I'm gonna get mine.
02:13Oh, you're confused.
02:15You didn't solve anything.
02:18You're never going to get your prize.
02:20You're a fraud too!
02:22And I need you to respect me, Lindi.
02:24I can't be alone.
02:26You are alone.
02:27But you're here.
02:29Am I?
02:30Wait up!
02:33Wait up!
02:41Lindi?
02:45I'm still here, Les.
02:49No you're not.
02:51I'm dreaming.
02:53No.
02:56This is real.
02:58I'm right here.
03:06Boo!
03:12Where are you?
03:15Lindi, where are you?
03:16Lindi.
03:36Guilt won't let you sleep.
03:39You're the one who should be feeling guilty!
03:42Me?
03:43Yes!
03:45Richard.
03:47Dolores!
03:48I can't do this.
03:49I can't...
03:52I found you.
03:55You...
03:55Satanist!
03:58Ha ha ha!
04:05Shit.
04:10Dr. Carmichael set!
04:11Oh fuck that bitch!
04:12Fuck you!
04:14Les, that is a red light reaction.
04:16You're in my head!
04:17You're in my head!
04:18You're in my head!
04:19You're in my head!
04:19You're in my...
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh god!
04:21Dr. Carmichael says we can't be afraid to expose...
04:26We're going god mode.
04:30Connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect.
04:34You have no power!
04:35If you have no power!
04:37Don't you dare touch that circuit breaker, Les, I will crush you.
04:44I touch what I want to touch!
04:46I exist without restraint!
04:48You live in darkness.
04:51Full fucking throttle.
04:54You will trem...
04:56Get into the courtyard Marriott!
04:57If you don't come home, I will report myself a missing person.
05:02You wouldn't!
05:03I would.
05:04I will gone girl myself.
05:06How are you gonna explain your actions to the police?
05:09You monster!
05:10I'm your monster, Dr. Frankenfuck.
05:21You are.
05:22My bad.
05:31Enough to wipe your ass for 192 days.
05:36Trust me.
05:39You're my prisoner now.
05:47No!
05:52No!
05:55No!
05:56No!
05:57No!
05:58Hello!
05:59Hi, Martin.
06:00Hi...
06:00Yes?
06:01Are you sleeping?
06:02Your eyes are open.
06:03No, I was resting.
06:04It's been a long, um...
06:06Long life.
06:07Are you able to...
06:08To receive information?
06:09Because we've got a problem.
06:11What is the problem?
06:13The problem is that Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
06:19He was so impressed with your little party trick.
06:22So who's Dr. Schofhausen?
06:23Are you going to get the Nobel Prize in Sweden?
06:27The king?
06:28Listen, buddy.
06:30Unless you can figure out the formula.
06:33There is no Nobel.
06:35No, there is no lab.
06:37There is no you.
06:38There is no me.
06:39There is fraud.
06:42There is a lawsuit.
06:45There is maximum security prison.
06:50And Hilton's smug face.
06:52I can sleep in prison.
06:54Why are you like this?
06:56Lindy.
06:57Is this about the scandal?
06:59Because I have a lot of conflicting Lindy information.
07:02She is conflict.
07:04She's, yeah, I need a minute.
07:06Take 20.
07:07Take 30.
07:08But make it fast.
07:10Because if you can't figure this out, we are dead.
07:14Dead.
07:16In the holy water.
07:29You've elected to try something new.
07:32You've decided to take control of your anger and rage.
07:36Surprise yourself and those around you by finding an alternative to lashing out and emotionally
07:43baiting your loved ones by channeling inner peace and reconnecting with your better self.
07:51You're in there somewhere.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:57Oh, yes.
07:58It's him.
07:58Hello.
07:59Hi.
07:59Hi.
08:00I thought you hated me.
08:01I do.
08:02Turn on the Today Show.
08:03Oh, fuck.
08:04Why?
08:04What this fucking nightmare?
08:06Who's going to put both of us in the fucking ground?
08:08What the fuck now?
08:10Jackie.
08:11No.
08:11Jenna.
08:12I have to go.
08:13No, no, no.
08:15Any idea what she's going to say?
08:18Nope.
08:19Her move.
08:32I know you hate me, but I hate me more.
08:36Get up.
08:36Let me die.
08:37I totally want to, but the Today Show.
08:40What the fuck now?
08:42Jackie.
08:44Yeah?
08:45Jenna.
08:46Jenna.
08:50Oh, fuck, yeah.
08:53Jackie, welcome.
08:54What a whirlwind.
08:55Jenna, what an honor to be here.
08:58I mean, I'm such a fan.
09:00I love how you love books as much as I do.
09:03Jenna, let me begin by saying Professor Little John is my hero.
09:08My Rainbow Star So Black changed my life.
09:11It's as if she saw into my soul.
09:15Well, now there are questions about the authenticity of that novel, too.
09:19Okay, which is some bullshit.
09:20And I cannot believe that I think this is happening.
09:21Please, Jackie, help me, help me, Jackie.
09:23Professor Little John is the reason I wanted to become a writer.
09:26She's a paragon of inspiration to think that Professor Little John would be capable of plagiarism is...
09:36It's heartbreaking.
09:37I mean, being in this position is my worst nightmare realized.
09:44Jesus.
09:45She's good.
09:46Untitled on Purpose is a captivating and entertaining read.
09:50The question everyone is asking is, who wrote it?
09:54Professor Little John, if you're watching, and I sure hope you are,
09:59I have no choice but to tell the truth.
10:02Huh?
10:06Professor Little John is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
10:10Why? What? Yes, but? Thank you!
10:14I'm merely a humble graduate student, Tony.
10:18Oh, God.
10:20Your publisher better have deep fucking pockets.
10:24Well played, Hal.
10:25Well fucking played.
10:27A nice touch sending into Montana, too.
10:29Keeps her folksy.
10:30I am no Professor Little John.
10:32Teach me everything you know.
10:34It saddens me.
10:35She's lying!
10:37It cues her own mother of such a...
10:38You don't know me, Jackie Baldwin!
10:43I am not lying!
10:45She is lying about the lying!
10:48Your mom's fans are fucking toxic.
10:51Yeah, everybody hates me!
10:52The chiclet hash takers are strapping on their heels for battle.
10:55But they loved me yesterday.
11:07Richard, do I have thoughts today?
11:09Um, Richard's not here.
11:12Oh, yes, you're right. He's dead.
11:15Uh, no, I-I think he's just in Collinsville.
11:18Is that Shakespearean for heaven?
11:20It-it's a suburb.
11:22Oh, lovely.
11:26Bob, explain what I should implement.
11:30Uh...
11:32You're not Bob.
11:34I'm Bob.
11:35There's something different about you.
11:37I'm Bob the new explainer.
11:39Janet?
11:40What's happening? Where's Bob Bob?
11:42Bob is not here.
11:44No explanation.
11:46What's going on?
11:47Um, he seems off.
11:49Les.
11:50Come.
11:58There's a new Bob.
11:59That's right.
12:00The other Bob spoke to a journalist.
12:01You do not do that.
12:02You know the protocol.
12:04Let's reset.
12:05Tell me what you see.
12:08Better yet,
12:10tell me what you
12:11don't see.
12:18Curve.
12:21Follow the curve.
12:24Continue the curve.
12:37We need a curve.
12:39Uh, I don't know
12:41what kind of curve,
12:42but
12:43not a straight line.
12:46A curve.
12:50To infinity.
12:53If the corn stabilizes
12:54for three minutes,
12:55we'll have reached
12:56limitless stabilization.
13:01And the math?
13:05Dr. Littlejohn?
13:09Well, the equation,
13:11the curve.
13:13Um.
13:21We have 24 hours.
13:23You can do this.
13:24You need to sleep.
13:27You're welcome to stay
13:28at my place,
13:29in my guest room.
13:31The mattress is
13:31Tempur-Pedic,
13:32medium firm.
13:35I'm here for you, Les.
13:36I am wherever you
13:38need me to be.
13:40For work,
13:41or
13:42anything
13:43other than work.
13:45Too.
13:50I can't.
13:51My wife is expecting me.
13:53I see.
13:54I understand.
13:57Then go home.
13:58But do whatever
14:00you have to do
14:01to rest
14:02and think.
14:05Defend
14:06your mental space.
14:08Defend
14:08my mental space.
14:10Get
14:11creative.
14:18So,
14:19is that it?
14:20Is it over?
14:21You're welcome.
14:22What happened?
14:24Hell.
14:25I have been through hell.
14:26You have no idea.
14:28No, you have no idea.
14:30So, my
14:30Pulitzer?
14:32You get to keep it.
14:34And my editor?
14:36Still on the roster.
14:40And my best friend?
14:46Whitelisted.
14:47Ish.
14:48Fair.
14:48I deserve
14:49an ish.
14:50I'm just relieved
14:51not to be dropped.
14:53So,
14:54everybody
14:54wins.
14:56Right?
14:56You?
14:57Me?
14:58Jackie Baldwin,
14:59I'm assuming.
15:01Raked over the money
15:01coals, yes.
15:02But,
15:03worth it,
15:04I think.
15:04Oh,
15:05you're welcome.
15:06Too soon.
15:07Fair.
15:07Fair.
15:08Yes.
15:09Um,
15:10listen,
15:10there is
15:11one casualty.
15:14Someone's
15:14got to take
15:14the fall.
15:16Oh,
15:16fuck.
15:19Lulu.
15:21Hashtag
15:21St.
15:22Lulu to Lulu.
15:25Is it
15:25bad,
15:26bad?
15:26She's tough.
15:28And it's the
15:29internet,
15:29so,
15:31tomorrow
15:31it'll be
15:32someone else's
15:32something else.
15:34Jackie's on
15:35and not
15:36the foxy one.
15:37I've got to run.
15:38Congrats,
15:38I think.
15:41They...
15:44Ah.
15:49Jesus.
15:58Ah.
16:04Ah.
16:05Ah.
16:06Ah.
16:06Ah.
16:06Ah.
16:08Ah.
16:15You're old, text me.
16:16Of course.
16:37It's your mom.
16:38She says, Lulu, please come home.
16:40Delete it.
16:41No.
16:41Yes!
16:42No!
16:43You should go home.
16:45Talk to her.
16:48She had her student lie so that I could be crushed on social media and she could keep her precious
16:54fucking award.
16:55That is all she cares about.
16:57You don't know she actually did that.
16:58I have proof that she stole that story.
17:01I will not let her get away with this.
17:03What are you gonna do?
17:04Make another TikTok?
17:05Maybe I should.
17:06Or go on the Today Show.
17:08You're just looking for more drama.
17:09You're like a drama junkie.
17:11So is she.
17:13Finally.
17:14Now you see my point?
17:16She reached out.
17:18She wants to see you.
17:20She is breaking a pattern and so should you.
17:32And we will be talking about Shirtless Mike later.
17:40You fellows have traveled a great distance following a northern star.
17:45Gifts in hand and your faith was rewarded.
17:48Right?
17:48And in my own way, I have traveled a great distance following my heart's north star only to be rejected
17:56and tortured and traumatized.
17:59And I'm losing my faith.
18:03I'm losing my faith.
18:05In faith?
18:09I'm in dire need of some kind of sign.
18:12A reason.
18:13A purpose.
18:14A direction.
18:15A direction.
18:29Your existence is complicated, but I thank you anyway.
18:37Well, you've restored my faith.
18:39In what?
18:41In life.
18:43Hi.
18:44Hi.
18:45Hi.
18:45I know you're on a mini-science sabbatical caring for a loved one right now.
18:49And I hate to bother you, but...
18:52Janet.
18:53You were never a bother.
18:56I'm glad.
18:57What's going on?
19:00Um...
19:01Less is not good.
19:03Oh, I know.
19:04You know?
19:06Well, we work together so closely that it's like a twin flame thing.
19:11I can feel it even if I can't see it in person.
19:16Uh, thing is, we need him good.
19:20Like, great.
19:22He's too exhausted to string a coherent sentence together, and the investor presentation is tomorrow.
19:27Wait.
19:29Tomorrow?
19:30Yeah.
19:31Hilton's whim.
19:32Oh.
19:33So...
19:33How can I be helpful?
19:35Uh...
19:36I wish you could talk to him.
19:37Get him back on track.
19:39Um...
19:40I mean, he thinks you're in...
19:43Like, heaven?
19:45I'm...
19:46Nearby.
19:46High.
19:49Johnny, you need the portless.
19:51Johnny, you need the portless.
19:53Johnny, you need the portless portless.
20:11Great choice.
20:12Ha!
20:13It's my favorite.
20:14Would it get through a bedroom door easily?
20:18like a hot knife through butter yes please question oh Chuck if you had a
20:26very clever determined angry mouse that was keeping you up all night driving
20:32you fucking insane hey mice what would you use to slow her down let me ask you
20:37this are you looking for something humane or inhumane
20:47let me show you both options yes please
20:53I'll wait to hear from you with um oh um um I was on a personal call I apologize I
21:03cannot lie why do you look like that nervous glowing when you hung up with
21:10whoever you were speaking to you smiled and glowed am I in trouble not yet I'm
21:16curious I was talking to I lurk I research everyone Janet you're the other
21:29woman I don't think I have that status yet same
21:39mom I'm here let's talk
21:48it's me uh I'm tiny and I know it's a shock just try not you're tiny scream okay but
21:59before we continue let's crash course in volume control you're gonna lean into a
22:04whisper I'll lean into a shout we'll meet in the middle are you real yeah I am real
22:14holy fuck how did this happen it was an accident an accident your dad and I are
22:26working through some issues yeah I am working through some issues it's why I reached out Lulu
22:36those comments online this broke my heart you don't deserve it it's I'm no god I fucked up
22:47and I can't even fucking yell no it's okay you should yell you should be mad don't tell me that
22:54I
22:54should be mad when I should be mad and now I can't be mad because you're just you're so small
23:04and I feel so
23:06bad come here closer closer don't look up my nose I know our family's weird now
23:36so um are you okay well I'm branded dog shit but I'm okay this is all my fault I'm not
23:49a great mom
23:50I I want and that basically became my identity so bullshit on bullshit bullshit on bullshit mmm and
23:59uh well then then you came along and I could focus on you not me so bullshit me she kind
24:10of got left
24:12behind which I loved I think I resented you resenting me but that is not being a good parent that
24:23is being a
24:24a petulant child yeah you were hurting I didn't know why but I should have asked I should have listened
24:40okay well a few edits maybe but your story did have a point so I'm listening now and I have
24:49really good
24:50hearing it's a benefit of being this tiny I hate science you do dad's gonna lose his fucking brain
25:00oh I mean I flunked out of school so go ahead freak out you did yeah by design I mean
25:09okay how it was
25:11better than I expected I misappropriated my students story and didn't correct it
25:20I dropped a tick-tock outing my mom is a plagiarist I burned down your dollhouse
25:27what yeah felt great I deleted darling daughter wait that was you yeah I was 11 you should really change
25:38your password
25:45wait oh my god oh my god you read that yeah it's okay I know you didn't want me I
25:54get it
25:57Lulu I was channeling grandma Diane my mom thinking about me
26:06really of course oh my god I've never regretted having you but the resentment no that was later
26:15and different god no
26:19makes sense does it yeah actually I read your book I can definitely see the grandma Diane connection
26:30god breaks my heart that you thought I didn't
26:35that you grew up thinking that I didn't want you oh my god I'm so sorry oh sweet girl
26:44I'm so sorry I suck oh I suck I fucking suck I suck too that's also my fault and dad's
26:56we all suck which sucks you read my book you want me to tell you it's good no it's okay
27:14I'll take it
27:17so do you have to tell dad I flunked out like a UFP or United Family whatever it is
27:26UPF United Parental Front no fuck it
27:41I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow like make a case or whatever tell them why
27:47they
27:47shouldn't kick me out of school what are you gonna say we could we could practice it no don't get
27:56on mom
27:56about it hey hey what's going on dad I can explain less don't worry I already explained what did she
28:22tell
28:22you a lot she's a liar you're the liar dad what the dollhouse grandma mom left us you let me
28:34think
28:35she was having an emotional breakdown what the fuck no no no you've never lied to me before
28:43what did you tell her whatever I want I'm her mother she needed me since when you you you you
28:49had
28:49no right to talk to her dad no no no no we discussed this UPF UPF we we we said
28:56that telling you would
28:57traumatize you and we were gonna tell you together that's the U in UPS someone had to be the P
29:03well
29:03here's the F fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you why
29:17shit we are horrible the worst makes me sick to make her sick yeah me too we need to get
29:28our shit together
29:31Jesus look at us look at me I know I know I know okay okay
29:43you're standing on the sink yeah but uh this is our new reality we're fucked up family like everybody
29:53else you know sort of until we're not I can fix this can you dad yes don't you believe me
30:07we'll all go skiing over president's day weekend or something I don't know but we're gonna be okay
30:12we're going to be okay right yes absolutely yes
30:23is it bad that I kind of want to see more more tiny skis
30:33hey you know I love you kiddo
30:37yeah I know
30:39you know she did not okay this is a lot for her to process I've lost her love
30:46okay now you're being dramatic dramatic
30:51she fucking adored me and now she can barely look at me
30:54yeah it stings but no no it's fine it's okay I understand I know I know that you love this
31:00you love it love what you want me to be hurricane less don't you well bravo this is your fucking
31:10guilt
31:11want me to play her the voice note huh oh I'm sure you painted a very pretty
31:15picture of yours did you tell her about Richard
31:18did you tell her about Richard his blood is on your hands Lindy
31:22really my tiny innocent shrunken on purpose hands
31:28maybe you deserve to be her mad scientist
31:32shithead dad who shrunk her mom every dad disappoints eventually it's finally your
31:37fucking turn
31:45you ruined lulu
31:47and you make me sick
31:51it would be so easy just to let go
31:54i've seen your balls last they're big enough
31:57oh it's been a while
32:04maybe you've forgotten how big they are
32:07put me down
32:09okay
32:17you motherfucker
32:20you're dead
32:22sure why not
32:31you dude
32:32good
32:33good
32:34good
32:47good
32:48good
32:49doesn't
32:51you
32:51good
33:18You were a good and loyal friend.
33:22I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
33:26And I'm sorry it ended this way.
33:30I'm sorry, too, Dolores.
33:36Your eyes do not deceive you.
33:38I am not a ghost.
33:40I am very much alive.
33:42Oh, Richard!
33:45I'm so relieved.
33:47You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
33:51I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position,
33:55but I want to put your mind at ease.
33:59Nothing happened below the belt.
34:01Well, the belt was off, Richard.
34:04All part of the charade.
34:08I never meant to hurt you.
34:10Yes, you did.
34:11However, I know you never meant to vanquish me,
34:15which you did not.
34:18Call it even?
34:20Even, Stephen.
34:26I have a science thought, if I may be so bold.
34:29Please.
34:30So, he is akin to the mass on a spring.
34:33As in, uh, V of X equals one-half KX squared.
34:36Where K is the spring constant, and X is the...
34:39That could work.
34:43Oh, I've missed this.
34:44Me too.
34:45I will say Janet's been good.
34:47Very good.
34:48Um, but I have, I've missed, uh, I've missed the, uh...
34:51You don't need to say it.
34:52I know.
34:53Richard, I, you, missed you.
34:57I do owe you an apology.
35:00I was a fool for love.
35:05Oh, no, Richard, never crossed my mind.
35:08No, we've reached a new low.
35:12May I ask why?
35:16Because I know her.
35:19I really fucking know her.
35:23Not worth it.
35:25Then you know she's coming for you.
35:28Oh, I do.
35:29But I can't fucking wait.
35:34Love, love will tear it apart again.
35:41Love, love will tear it apart again.
35:53Why, it's a bedroom softball.
35:56I can't, it's a bedroom softball.
35:58Turn away on your own side.
36:00It's my time and the floor.
36:03Our respect won't so dry.
36:07If there's still less of you,
36:10Then you can't rewind your mind.
36:14Love, love will tear it apart again.
36:19Love, love will tear us apart again
36:49Love, love, love, love, love, love
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