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00:06The Today Show.
00:08We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story.
00:13Reality check, you didn't fucking write it.
00:15Everything I write provokes someone.
00:18I'm acting perfectly normal.
00:20Maybe control is his love language.
00:22You ran out saying someone could be dead.
00:24Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
00:26As our size decreased, our proportional strength increased.
00:30This is your time.
00:32Tell me it's my turn.
00:33My turn has yet to win me the Nobel.
00:36The Nobel.
00:38How can I trust you if you're going to expose me like that?
00:41Don't trust me then.
00:42So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
00:44Completely unrelated.
00:45Lindy.
00:46I hear this and I can take care of myself.
00:50Lindy, is that you?
00:51She was going to leave me, it was an accident.
00:53Until you are honest, you are fucked.
00:56She left us, didn't she?
00:57Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:04Truth is, I miniaturized you.
01:09On purpose.
01:34Whatever.
01:46If I was mom, what would my password be?
01:59Oh, yeah.
02:02Darling Daughter by Lindy McMichael Littlejohn.
02:05What if I told you I spent nine months building a jail, only to sentence myself to a lifetime
02:11in prison?
02:12That I've discovered is what motherhood actually is.
02:17From her adorable baby's face, those demonic eyes stare out, laughing at me.
02:23Yes, she's saying, I've ruined your fucking day again.
02:27Mommy, she cries, her voice, a razor blade to my ears.
02:31I want her to call out for me.
02:32I want to be there for her.
02:34I want my maternal instinct to kick in.
02:36Why won't I?
02:37I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the tea of inspiration, preventing me from
02:42being fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Mom hates me.
03:03Maybe it's much too early in the game, but I thought I'd ask you just to say, what are
03:18you doing with New Year's?
03:21Got your invitation.
03:23A New Year's Eve brunch for me?
03:27I mean, I'm honored, but what, what, what prompted this?
03:32A new perspective.
03:34Oh.
03:35I'm embracing my six-inch self, and I realized I've been kind of a jerk.
03:42Hey, the jerk is strong, given the circumstances.
03:46See, you've been nothing but kind, Richard, and I wanted you to know, I am grateful for
03:54you and your company.
03:55The course of true love never did run smooth.
03:59Shakespeare.
03:59No.
04:01New year, new me.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:05Mama, he says, it's never too late to begin again.
04:08Oh, your mom.
04:10So wise.
04:11Right?
04:12It's a new beginning.
04:13You know what else my mom said?
04:14Should we eat?
04:15It's just going to get cold, I think.
04:17Okay.
04:40A tremendous success.
04:43Subject expanded to regular size and stabilized for 2 minutes and 3.3 seconds, an increase
04:49of 1 minute and 32.7 seconds.
04:52Huge science progress!
04:54Yeah!
04:57Well done.
04:58Great job.
04:59Well done.
04:59Great job.
05:00Well done.
05:00Yeah, slowing the reaction down, way, way down.
05:02Help.
05:03Yes, the nuclei need time, which is acceptable, to form stronger bonds.
05:08Yes, it's fundamental to, yes, for those fragile, to cement those connections.
05:13Or, uh, alliances.
05:15Yes, yes, yes, yeah.
05:17Are we talking about science?
05:19Yes!
05:20Where's my head?
05:20Is there good news?
05:21It was a big win, yes.
05:23Slowing the expansion of the corn mitigated the molecular disequilibrium, yes.
05:29Translation, it's remarkable progress.
05:31Fuck yeah.
05:32We should celebrate.
05:33I'm having a New Year's Eve shindig tonight at my place.
05:36It's going to be amazing food, crazy guest list, and you are all invited.
05:40Wait, it's New Year's Eve?
05:41Uh, I can't go.
05:43Uh, it's my anniversary.
05:45Oh, just bring Lindy.
05:47It'll be great to see her again.
05:48Well, well, uh...
05:51I only organize fantastic parties.
05:54You gotta come.
05:56Done.
05:56Set.
05:56Happy.
05:57See you all there.
06:00Woo!
06:02Translation, see you all there, means less only.
06:05And you can't say no.
06:11Do you think you'll bring Lindy?
06:13Um, I don't know.
06:15I mean, I, it's, uh, I don't know.
06:20Hey, I've done a lot of thinking, and I'm embracing my six-inch self, so new year, new me.
06:26I forgive you for shrinking me on purpose.
06:29Meet me in the dollhouse.
06:30I have an anniversary surprise for you.
06:38Oh, the missus, she left.
06:41Was she mad?
06:43She had two glasses of wine and left.
06:45Oh, she was mad.
06:46Maybe disappointed.
06:48That's worse, isn't it?
06:51Happy New Year.
06:54Charlie, what's happening?
07:00He shouldn't be alone right now.
07:02Let him go.
07:03Hi.
07:04Let him be.
07:06Hi.
07:11Hey, Lindy.
07:12Hey, Les.
07:15Happy anniversary.
07:18It's okay, you lay into me.
07:19I, I deserve it.
07:21You do.
07:25But I understand.
07:29You do?
07:30You're caught up in your work.
07:31And when you're in it, you can lose track of birthdays, holidays.
07:37I know I do.
07:38Did.
07:40You supported me in the way I needed it.
07:45So, I'm supporting you.
07:49Okay.
07:50Mm-hmm.
07:51So, I was mad.
07:54I mean, I was alone in a restaurant on New Year's Eve.
08:01But then I came home and I got cozy.
08:04And I was going to watch the ball drop with Lulu, but she won't come out of her room.
08:07Probably something to do with Steffi.
08:09And so, I opened up a bottle of your Do Not Touch Until Never wine.
08:16And now I feel better.
08:20I love you.
08:32Feel free to apologize profusely.
08:35And maybe next time bring me those chocolates I like from the drugstore.
08:38I am sorry and I apologize profusely for, um, disappointing you and for forgetting our anniversary.
08:47I forgive you.
08:59It's like the big box.
09:01Yeah.
09:03Well, happy anniversary.
09:04Happy anniversary.
09:07All right.
09:08Well, it's forgiven.
09:13Lindy!
09:16Oh, Lindy!
09:19Oh, Lindy!
09:25Lindy!
09:27You got intrigued.
09:42Happy anniversary, honey.
09:46Happy anniversary.
09:48Oh, you remembered.
09:50Oh, you remembered.
09:53Oh, you remembered.
09:58What is that?
10:01You're surprised.
10:05Oh, uh, it's not what you think, Les.
10:08It's exactly what you think.
10:11Uh, Richard?
10:13Is that really you?
10:14Yeah.
10:15Richard Ball, we're from your fucking lab.
10:19This is not how I first saw us having this conversation.
10:22You?
10:23And him?
10:24And her?
10:25What?
10:25You thought we would have a conversation?
10:28What?
10:28One day.
10:29This gentleman.
10:31How long?
10:32Forever!
10:33Six and a half months.
10:34Barely.
10:35Why him?
10:36He's not you!
10:37It was a chance encounter.
10:40Um, but you have...
10:40Lindy, how could you?
10:41Because I told you the truth.
10:43I poured my heart out to you.
10:45I was vulnerable and now this.
10:46Why?
10:47Why?
10:47I did it on purpose!
10:51On purpose?
10:53Yeah, he knows why.
10:55But you forgave me.
10:56I lied!
10:58Ha, ha, ha!
11:02How dare you?
11:03How dare me?
11:04So you can lie, leave a voice note, and what?
11:08You're Abraham Lincoln?
11:09You baited me on a voice note,
11:12and then you exploited our wedding anniversary,
11:15and then you reveal you're having an affair with my physicist?
11:18How is that the same?
11:20It's not.
11:21It's meant to be worse!
11:23I was lying to be kind, to spare your feelings.
11:27A lie is a lie!
11:29As someone who has been lied to as well.
11:31You!
11:32You!
11:32You're my colleague!
11:34Yes!
11:34That's my wife!
11:36I know!
11:36Richard, what in the name of science?
11:38Like, what the fuck?!
11:40Oh my God!
11:41What the fucking fuck?!
11:45Fuck!
11:55This is not fucking funny!
11:59I think you're holding a pillow over your tiny junk.
12:03It's so tiny.
12:05You're both so tiny.
12:06Oh, there's a tiny bum.
12:08That's so cute.
12:09Fuck you.
12:10I am gonna fucking kill you!
12:13Oh yeah?
12:13Try.
12:14I mean, you're a liar!
12:16You lied!
12:17What's that?
12:18Did you say something?
12:19You made me this way!
12:21I fucking hate you!
12:25I think you dropped this.
12:27Fuck you!
12:29Are you tap dancing?
12:30No, fuck you!
12:33Hey, hey, I think this has gone far enough!
12:36You know what, Richard?
12:38I think you're right.
12:47Hold on.
12:53This is not good.
12:55Oh, you think?
12:55You think?
12:56I can't believe you did this on purpose!
12:58On purpose?
12:59Why would you do that?
13:00You don't...
13:00Richard, hey, hey, hey!
13:02This is not about you.
13:03Where is my mom?
13:06No!
13:07Richard!
13:08What?
13:09We gotta talk about this.
13:10Let's, please.
13:11No man could have resisted the siren song of that woman.
13:15The beguiling web she weaved.
13:17The hypnotic allure of that brunch.
13:19She deceived me.
13:20She deceived both of us.
13:22No.
13:24You deceived me, Richard, for six and a half months.
13:28We share thoughts.
13:29We share science.
13:30We do not share my wife.
13:33Les, I'm sorry.
13:34Nothing happened between us.
13:36Okay, you're squeezing kind of tightly.
13:39Les.
13:41Please.
13:43Where are we going?
13:44Les, no, no, no.
13:45No, no, no.
13:46Hello, Delores.
13:48Les, please.
13:48Les.
13:49No.
13:49Les, forgive me.
13:51Please.
13:51Les.
13:52Les.
13:52Les, no.
13:53No, please.
13:54Let's, let's, no, no, no.
13:56Ah!
14:02Oh, no, no.
14:03No, no.
14:04Ah!
14:05Ah, please, God.
14:06Is my landing on the door?
14:08Ah, please, get it.
14:10Ah!
14:11Ah!
14:11Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:14in the name of science!
14:15How dare you blaspheme science on top of everything else.
14:19No, no, wait!
14:21Meet your new playmate, Buddy Bird.
14:23His name is fuck you.
14:25I don't want to play with the bird.
14:26I don't want to play with the bird.
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:35It's, uh, the Lawrence, right?
14:40Good buddy.
14:41Good buddy.
14:43Hey.
14:44Oh!
14:45Oh!
14:46The pen?
14:47Is the pen truly minor than the sword?
14:50Pulling on!
14:53I'm coming, Richard.
14:55I'm coming.
15:02Shit.
15:04Okay.
15:09What is he doing?
15:15Huh?
15:20What is that?
15:22Shut the fuck up, space anus.
15:32Live in darkness.
15:46Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:53Ah!
15:54Richard!
15:58Ah!
15:58Ah!
16:00Richard!
16:16Richie!
16:21Richard!
16:23Ah!
16:28Richard!
16:34Richard!
16:36Richie!
16:37Richard!
16:39Where are you?
16:40Oh, oh, Richie, I'm sorry.
16:45I know this is all my fault.
16:49Oh, fuck, that is a lot of texts.
16:54Wait.
16:58What?
17:01Oh my God, what is she?
17:06Good morning, we recently featured Pulitzer Prize
17:09winning author Lindy Littlejohn
17:10on the Read with Jenna segment of our show.
17:13We've learned Lindy's been accused of plagiarizing
17:15her recently published New Yorker short story
17:18Untitled On Purpose.
17:19The shocking allegation originated
17:21from an unexpected and personal place,
17:24a viral TikTok video posted by the author's own daughter,
17:28Louise Littlejohn.
17:29So my mom is a, quote, successful writer, unquote.
17:34Woo!
17:34She wrote one book 150 years ago.
17:38Anyway, this week, out of nowhere,
17:41mom drops a short story in The New Yorker
17:43and everyone loses their shit over it.
17:46Well, I'm gonna let you in on a big secret.
17:50My mom didn't write it.
17:53She stole it from one of her students.
17:56What the actual fuck?
17:59She spends her days watching Housewives
18:00and making fake Paris Review accounts
18:02so she can shit talk other writers.
18:04We were unable to reach Lindy Littlejohn directly for comment,
18:08but we were able to reach the author's mother,
18:11Diane McMichael Jones,
18:13who is widely suspected to have inspired the mother character
18:16in her daughter's Pulitzer Prize-winning debut novel,
18:19My Rainbow Starts With Black.
18:22No, I have no comment.
18:25Except to say,
18:27I haven't read Lindy's little story,
18:30but I will say I didn't care for her portrayal
18:32of the mother character in her novel.
18:34The real crime is that Lindy made me out
18:37to be a terrible mother,
18:38which I'm not.
18:42What a wild, unexpected turn for Lindy Littlejohn.
18:45We'll continue to follow this story
18:47and keep you updated as it develops.
18:51I'm going to let you know.
18:54My mom didn't write it.
18:57She stole it from one of her students.
19:00The truth is,
19:01my mom doesn't even write anymore.
19:02She spends her days watching Housewives
19:04and making fake Paris Review accounts
19:06so she can shit talk other writers.
19:10Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name.
19:12I didn't call it.
19:13I wanted to bring it to you personally.
19:16Oh, okay, thank you.
19:19I also have a complicated relationship
19:21with my mother.
19:22Here, the cake pop on me.
19:24I hope you like vanilla.
19:27Thank you, St. Lulu to Lulu.
19:55Thank you, St. Lulu.
20:23Here's to us.
20:24I thought you were bringing in us.
20:25No, fuck that us.
20:26New year, new less.
20:28Wow, who knew?
20:29Hey!
20:31No Lindy tonight?
20:32No, no, she's at home under a blanket
20:34and not in a party mood.
20:35Oh, well, I can't say I blame her.
20:38That interview turned into
20:39quite the Greek tragedy.
20:41But you can tell me.
20:43I won't tell anyone
20:44other than everyone.
20:46You should do it.
20:47Plagiarize the story.
20:49Oh, I don't know.
20:50What?
20:51I don't know.
20:52Right answer.
20:53Deny, deny, deny.
20:55All set for tonight?
20:56Everything is in place.
20:57Great.
20:57Hilton?
20:58Oh, general.
21:00I have a word.
21:01Oh, of course.
21:02Looking forward to the party trick.
21:05Party trick?
21:05What?
21:06A performance.
21:07There are several important
21:08private equity investors here
21:10that Hilton would love to impress
21:11with a preview of your tech.
21:13Absolutely not.
21:14I am a scientist,
21:15not a party clown.
21:17You know the tech is incomplete.
21:19What am I supposed to do?
21:19Fake it?
21:20No.
21:21It's just a preview.
21:22Short and sweet.
21:23The corn is small.
21:25Ta-da.
21:26The corn is big.
21:27Ta-da.
21:28End of story.
21:29It's fraud.
21:29It's sales.
21:30It's my ass in prison,
21:31is what it is.
21:32I've already got a journalist
21:33poking around the lab
21:34asking questions about
21:35Bot the Explainer's
21:36medbot brother-in-law.
21:38What's to stop Niels exposing me?
21:40Let me worry about Niels
21:42and your ass.
21:44It is one worth saving.
21:46Tonight,
21:47the only thing on your mind
21:49should be
21:50Nobel.
21:52Nobel?
21:53Nobel.
21:58Do you see what I say?
22:05That's Dr. Emil Schofhausen.
22:08Nobel Prize recipient
22:09and current committee member
22:10chair, in fact.
22:12I did my postgraduate work
22:14on Dr. Schofhausen's
22:15theory of entanglement swapping.
22:16He is a bona fide science genius.
22:19Yes, yes, yes.
22:20Just imagine
22:21what the support of a man like that
22:22would do for your crew.
22:24It's just a preview.
22:26Short and sweet.
22:29Small and big.
22:32Ta-da.
22:49Hey, why are you here?
22:50Why are any of us here?
22:52Oh, God.
22:52Is this where we are?
22:53Um, well,
22:54everyone else is, uh,
22:56down the hall
22:56getting drunk as hell
22:57watching the tourists
22:58in Times Square
22:58freeze their asses off.
22:59We're doing a shot
23:00every time a police force
23:01takes a dump.
23:03I need something
23:04different in my life.
23:10What's this?
23:12Something different.
23:19Did you open this?
23:20No!
23:20Yes.
23:21It's my job.
23:22My eyes than yours.
23:36Oh, fuck!
23:38What do I do?
23:41It's him!
23:41I know it!
23:42You answer it.
23:43You answer it!
23:44It's your job.
23:46I'm actually off the clock,
23:47so you answer it.
23:49Fuck!
23:56Hello, this is Terry.
23:57Yeah, it's me!
23:59It's Lindy.
24:00Oh, I'm not missing
24:00this shit show.
24:01Your phone is off.
24:03For just this reason.
24:05You're hiding from me
24:06because you failed me.
24:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:10You failed me.
24:12What happened to
24:12do nothing, say nothing?
24:14You don't understand.
24:16I am so small.
24:18I needed something.
24:23Well, you're about
24:24to get smaller.
24:26Lindy, the damage
24:27has been done.
24:28The Pulitzer Committee
24:29is meeting, and there's
24:30talk of rescinding
24:30your award.
24:31No.
24:32No, not really.
24:34No, they can't.
24:35They can, and they
24:36most likely will.
24:38But...
24:39But what am I without it?
24:45A former client.
24:48Terry.
24:50Brutal.
24:51But warranted.
24:52Lindy, I tried.
24:53I really tried.
24:54But I'm somehow still
24:55clean in this, this, this...
24:56Shitstorm.
24:57Shit sandwich.
24:58Shitnado.
24:59Shitnado.
25:00I warned you, Lindy,
25:02and you chose
25:02Jenna over me.
25:04Over our friendship,
25:06our partnership.
25:08I can't believe
25:09I'm saying this,
25:10but I...
25:11I...
25:17I'm officially
25:18cutting ties with you.
25:21Terry.
25:23Please, no.
25:24Please don't leave me.
25:26I...
25:26I have no one.
25:27I am totally
25:29alone here.
25:30I...
25:31My own mother,
25:32my daughter,
25:33my husband.
25:34Les fucking hates me.
25:35It is truly over
25:38between us now,
25:39and I can't
25:40lose you too.
25:44I'm sorry
25:45it's come to this.
25:58Hey, you had to.
26:00I know it's hard.
26:00I'll miss her too.
26:03Oh, um,
26:04Miss Oldham,
26:04Happy New Year.
26:05Nothing happy,
26:05nothing new.
26:06Why did you offer
26:07a Jackie Baldwin
26:08a six-figure book deal
26:10when I've seen
26:11no Jackie,
26:11no book,
26:12no email,
26:12no proposal?
26:13Sid, she is
26:14the next big thing.
26:15Yeah, well,
26:16you better hope so.
26:17No Lindy,
26:18no Jackie,
26:19no imprint.
26:23Love the top.
26:25Paper trail,
26:26you're unclean.
26:28So are you.
26:30Fuck.
26:48Now,
26:49I need
26:51a volunteer.
26:56Sir.
27:12That's fantastic.
27:14That's wonderful.
27:16Corn has been
27:18miniaturized
27:19into what appears
27:20to be one-tenth
27:21its original size.
27:23one-twelfth
27:24to be precise.
27:25And now.
27:53two-minute warning.
27:55Two-minute warning.
27:58Dr. Littlejohn,
27:59it's been an explosive
28:00evening.
28:01Sir.
28:02Come on.
28:05Quick,
28:06the corn,
28:07go.
28:12Here we are.
28:13I was just saying
28:14to Dr. Schofhausen,
28:16who was expecting
28:16an explosion,
28:18how clever it was
28:19that we mitigated
28:19the explosion
28:20by storing
28:21the exothermally
28:22generated energy
28:23on a subatomic level.
28:25Yes,
28:25it was an explosive
28:27discovery.
28:32To an explosive
28:33new year!
28:34Oh,
28:48I've hit rock bottom.
28:54It's all fucking gone.
28:59What is the point?
29:10Richie!
29:11You're alive!
29:12Oh, my God!
29:14No, no, no.
29:14You disgust me.
29:17I mean it.
29:18I'm disgusted.
29:19It consumes me.
29:21My heart,
29:22my mind,
29:23my soul.
29:24Everything hurts.
29:25Richie.
29:26Oh, God,
29:27I'm so sorry,
29:28but I...
29:28But...
29:29Well, but...
29:30But...
29:32A true apology
29:34should never
29:35include a qualifier.
29:37You're right.
29:38I'm sorry,
29:40no but.
29:41What I did
29:41was inexcusable.
29:44I had no idea
29:46Les was going
29:46to react like that.
29:47I didn't think
29:48it through.
29:49I...
29:49I suppose
29:50a reaction
29:51of that magnitude
29:52couldn't have been
29:52predicted.
29:53I...
29:54I need you.
29:56Now more than ever,
29:58you have
29:58no idea
30:00what has happened
30:01to me.
30:01What happened
30:02to you?
30:03Yeah,
30:04the...
30:05The...
30:05I have the floor.
30:08Okay.
30:09I'm going to finish
30:09my monologue.
30:11Of course.
30:12I was forced
30:13to do
30:13unspeakable things
30:15to one of God's
30:16beloved creatures.
30:17I was coerced
30:18into abandoning
30:20my moral code
30:21and playing a part
30:22in your marital folly,
30:24but I am not
30:24above reproach.
30:27I am guilty
30:28on two counts,
30:29one in the name
30:30of love
30:30and the other
30:32in the name
30:33of science.
30:35I believe
30:36unless
30:36I believe
30:37he will solve
30:38the restoration
30:39formula
30:40before his
30:4130-day deadline
30:41and I will
30:42beg him
30:45to forgive me
30:47and I will
30:48throw myself
30:49at the mercy
30:50of science
30:51in the hopes
30:51of being restored
30:52to my regular size.
30:58Did you say
30:5930-day deadline?
31:02That is what you are?
31:03No, no,
31:04I heard it all.
31:05The folly
31:07and the
31:08Les
31:09and the
31:09but
31:09but
31:10but
31:10but
31:11but
31:11what the fuck
31:12is the 30-day deadline?
31:14According to the contract,
31:15Les has 30 days
31:17to solve the formula
31:18or he's fired
31:19and the tech
31:20reverts to Hilton.
31:21He has
31:2322 days left.
31:27He only ever
31:28had 30 days
31:29and now
31:30he only has
31:3122.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:33Oh, it's closer
31:34to 21, actually.
31:36Another fucking lie!
31:39Oh, my golly.
31:40Right?
31:41No.
31:42Wait, where are you going?
31:42I need space
31:43from you.
31:45Okay, but...
31:47I'm getting my own place.
31:53I'm getting my own place.
31:54Fucking mess.
31:56He is going to pay for this.
32:02What kind of monster
32:04makes a horrible TikTok video
32:05about their own mother?
32:06You are a spoiled child
32:08and a lying liar.
32:09Ooh!
32:10Mommy mad?
32:12If you thought
32:13that was crazy,
32:14wait until you hear
32:16DJ Todd's remake!
32:18Look who says
32:20you're a little hot.
32:23My job!
32:25My job!
32:25My job!
32:26My, my, my, my, my
32:30and monster
32:32and monster
32:32and monster
32:33and fire!
32:33Okay, no...
32:34Liar, liar, liar.
32:35Liar, liar.
32:48Who are you?
32:50What?
32:51Who are you?
32:52I don't recognize you.
32:54I'm Saint Lulu Delulu.
32:57You've got to have that right.
32:59Hey, I read the book.
33:00How fucking Lindy was my move?
33:03Very.
33:03See?
33:06I think you missed the point.
33:07That was the point.
33:11Want another drink?
33:12Sure, boss.
33:13Me too.
33:15Face yourself to Lulu.
33:26Can I fucking help you?
33:28I don't want your help.
33:30Wow, judgment from the shirtless wonder.
33:32She's your mom.
33:34She's a liar.
33:35You'll regret it.
33:37Fuck that.
33:39I am her literal regret.
33:42Well, you sure are living up to that title, aren't you?
34:06You good?
34:07I'm peeing.
34:10You're scrolling.
34:14Fuck off, Tarzan.
34:15No one made you come here.
34:17My bladder made me come here.
34:19You think you're so clever.
34:21I know you came here tonight to see me.
34:23Yes, it's the guy who followed me into the bathroom.
34:27What if I did?
34:28What if I did?
34:28Does that frighten you?
34:31A little.
34:33Did you buy that?
34:36I kind of wanted to.
34:37Is that bad?
34:40Kind of?
34:42You kind of liked it.
34:45You did.
34:46You followed me in here.
34:49Busted.
34:57Lindy.
35:00Lindy.
35:01Guess who's getting his big prize?
35:09Yeah.
35:12This is gonna open a bottle.
35:14But not to be open, never.
35:16Me.
35:18Oh, that's Richard.
35:22Richard?
35:24Doors?
35:25Richard.
35:26Oh, God.
35:27Oh, God.
35:29Oh, God.
35:31Is that blood?
35:32Who's blood?
35:33No.
35:34No.
35:34Is that human flesh?
35:36Oh, God.
35:38Richard?
35:39Richard?
35:41Richard?
35:42Richard, I'm sorry.
35:43I'm sorry.
35:45I...
35:46Richard?
35:47I was angry, and I was hurt, and I thought a few pecs would even the score.
35:53Richard?
35:57Richard?
35:58Please.
35:59Please, Richard.
36:01Reveal yourself.
36:06Lindy?
36:17Lindy?
36:19Lindy?
36:20Lindy?
36:21Richard?
36:22Oh, God.
36:32You know I killed a man?
36:35A man of science still has.
36:47Are you anonymous?
36:49That is the only way this works.
36:52Oh.
36:58Okay.
37:00I'm not used to the whole clook and tiger routine.
37:03You know, it's scientific American.
37:05Do you know who I am?
37:07Yeah, you're...
37:09anonymous.
37:11You passed.
37:13Drive.
37:13You're alive.
37:23Oh.
37:29Richard.
37:30Janet.
37:32Happy New Year.
37:33Happy New Year to you, too.
37:35Oh.
37:36What happened to your head?
37:38Oh, I just...
37:39I had an altercation with a bird.
37:42On the farm?
37:43Yeah.
37:43Something like that.
37:44So, listen.
37:45I just wanted to say thank you for the quill pen.
37:50It, um, saved my life.
37:52Well, the pen is mightier than the sword.
37:55I can attest to that.
37:57Where are you?
37:58I'm at the lab in the creepy basement,
38:01uh, here to reboot the, uh, thermal energy tank.
38:06You drew the short straw again?
38:09Mm-hmm.
38:10Bob should have stepped up.
38:12Oh, yeah. It's... it's okay.
38:13I was, um, I was out anyway.
38:15Oh.
38:16You on a date?
38:18No, no.
38:19I-I was, um...
38:20It was a work event.
38:21You wouldn't guess where.
38:24Tell me everything.
38:25It was at Hilton's Mansion.
38:27Uh, he invited all of us.
38:28Me and the Bobs.
38:29Well, not the Bobs.
39:15But...
39:20Oh, fuck.
39:21Oh, fuck.
39:22Oh, fuck.
39:22Oh.
39:23Oh, fuck.
39:23Oh.
39:28Happy New Year, Les!
39:43Where's Richard?
39:45Who knows?
39:46Weren't you the last one to see him?
39:48How's the formula coming, huh?
39:50What have you got, 22 days left, or is it technically 21 now?
39:55Lindy!
39:56Either way, I bet you're so close!
40:00Make that the epitaph of my tiny headstone fucker.
40:04I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to worry you!
40:07And I'm not worried!
40:09I've accepted! You can't solve the formula!
40:12I will solve the formula!
40:14Fuck you! You lie even to yourself!
40:17I've made peace with being six inches tall!
40:20I even kinda like it!
40:22And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life a living hell!
40:28What?!
40:28Why?!
40:29Careful, sweetie!
40:30Your ass is on fire!
40:44Oh god! I've created a tiny monster!
40:52Oh! Oh no!
41:00The stars have claimed one of their own!
41:06It's been an honor of space colonel!
41:20Shhh!
41:21Yeah!
41:22What?!
41:27What the fuck?!
41:29Huh?
41:31Huh?
41:32Huh?
41:32Huh?
41:32I'll see your tiny cat, Dr. Little John.
41:35and raise you a tiny, silenced reporter.
41:42What?
41:44Duh.
41:46Duh.
42:09Let's dance.
42:17Let's dance.
42:20Let's dance.
42:26Let's dance.
42:28Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
42:34Let's dance.
42:36To the song they're playing on the radio.
42:43Let's sway.
42:45While color lights up your face.
42:51Let's sway.
42:54Sway through the crowd to an empty space.
43:00Let's dance.
43:01Let's dance.
43:03Let's dance.
43:05Let's dance.
43:06Let's dance.
43:12Let's dance.
43:14Let's dance.
43:16Let's dance.
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