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01:33Please be seated.
01:41We have all gathered here to witness the joining of these two beloved souls.
01:49It has been said that love is patient, love is kind, but I have found it to be much more
01:56life threatening than that.
02:00When we first fall in love, we become soft, and in our softness we are stabbed all the way through
02:08the chest.
02:08That's love. It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you.
02:17Every day you hope that that rod isn't ripped out, but like any risk, it's the thrill that makes it
02:28all worthwhile.
02:30To love fully, one must offer themselves up. The most important decision is who you trust to hold the other
02:37end of that metal rod.
02:40And now the couple has decided to write their own vows. Rachel, we'll start with you first.
02:53Nikki, falling for you was so easy and it happened so fast.
02:58Our first date was in a rental car and lasted four days.
03:06Four days.
03:10And I remember thinking,
03:15I never want to get out of this car.
03:17And four days is now forever.
03:28I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck, always in pursuit of certainty.
03:44But as we know, this week has put us through the fucking ringer.
03:49Sorry.
03:50Put us through the ringer and through it all, I realized that you can't rely on certainty because there is
04:05no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything.
04:09The only certainty in life is death.
04:17The only certainty in life is death.
04:46The only certainty in life is death even more than a squadron.
04:46So fuck certainty.
05:01I have nothing to worry about.
05:05because you you are my good luck charm you have always always always been my
05:13good luck charm it's true so I vow Mickey to see you truly as you have done for me
05:27and I promise to believe in you and believe in us because that it that's really what this this is
05:42it's it's a leap of faith that we don't know what's gonna happen but we believe it's gonna work
05:50out and I I believe you are my soulmate
06:04so wherever we're going wherever we're going
06:10I never want to get out of this rental car
06:16okay I'm done okay Nicky your turn yeah okay
06:23I wrote mine down um Rachel
06:31um I wish I went first that's tough that is tough to follow um okay Rachel as you could see
06:38from the second you got here I grew up in a household where marriage was highly regarded
06:46so of course when you told me two weeks into our relationship that you'd never get married
06:52I thought she's the one
06:57but really I never had to interrogate if you were the one because I was just new
07:05and after spending one hour with you I thought to myself I hope
07:11I hope every hour is like this and if I don't spend the rest of my life with her
07:16it's because I fucked up really badly
07:21I made a vow to myself not to fuck it up really badly so that I could stand at an
07:26altar one day
07:27making vows to you
07:31so here we are
07:35I promise to always give you my love my time my understanding
07:44I promise to be a non-judgmental partner in whatever adventures you seek
07:50I promise to stand beside you always even in times of disagreement
07:58there is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you
08:04and I won't let anything get between us
08:10that was beautiful
08:11that was beautiful both of you
08:15okay now for the big moment yeah the rings please
08:21there you go
08:22that's for you
08:25that's for you
08:27oh I'm shaking
08:30okay
08:32Rachel Alexander Harkin
08:34do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham to be your lawfully wedded husband
08:38to have and to hold in sickness and in health
08:42till death do you part
08:52I do
09:07do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin to be your lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold in sickness and
09:15in health until death do you part
09:35I do
09:36as simple as I do is all I need to say
09:37I uh
09:38I uh
09:40I, um, I wrote these vows a week ago and they don't quite feel, because you, you're, you're
09:56right. This week, it put us through the ringer and everything I thought I knew about, about
10:06love and marriage. It's changed. It's all changed. I, I, I understand you now better than I ever
10:14have before. I, I see now what you were saying. What are you doing? Marriage destroys people
10:21and it was already starting to get to us and you know what? I, um, I don't want our relationship
10:30to change. Marriage has been a poison. Marriage has been a, okay, I got it. It's been a poison
10:38in my family and I just, I pushed you here. What you didn't want. What are you doing, Rachel?
10:46All I want is to spend the rest of my life with you. But I don't want us to be
10:51like them.
10:53I want us to have the privilege of genuinely choosing each other every day like we, we always
10:59have. The rental car is taking a hard left far away from here. She's on the car. Mickey,
11:07look at me, look at me. Marry, marry me, marry me. You have to marry me right now. I'm freeing
11:15us from the institution. Are you fucking serious? Rachel, are you fucking serious? This is what
11:20you want? I'm serious. I'm serious. Oh my God, he's serious. Why don't we just give a couple
11:25of some time to sort of things out? Rachel. No. Everybody go stay for it. Rachel.
11:37Get the keys in the car and drive. Fuck all this. You're not serious. I'm so sorry I pushed
11:42this here. I'm fixing it. Hey, this week has been kind of a nightmare. Oh my God. And what
11:45if it was a vision of our future? And I'm not going to let that happen to us. Oh my
11:49God,
11:55I did. I did. That's what I was doing. No, that was you hiding behind a philosophy and
11:59fearing the future based on other people's bad decisions. I was the one putting my confidence
12:04in us. I'm doing the same thing. Oh, how is this the same thing? You just agreed that
12:09all that matters is us. I'm looking out for us. How? I just refuted my family's whole value
12:14system for you. But I didn't ask you to. Okay, but Rachel, I know you never wanted to get
12:18married. And now I see it. I finally understand why. You have to marry me. Rachel. No, we have
12:24to get married. Rachel, you've literally always said you never wanted to get married. Yeah,
12:28that was before. And neither was a fucking marriage curse tied to my bloodline. And
12:30actually, if you hadn't proposed to me, we'd be fine. And it's not your fault. Okay? It
12:35is not your fault. You didn't know. I didn't know. But now we know. And now we have to get
12:40married. That's not a reason to get married. It should be because we love each other and
12:45we believe in that. I know. But that's not the fucking situation
12:49that we're in now. Oh, my God. Why are you doing this now? What the fuck, Mickey? Why
13:05are you doing this now?
13:16Yeah. More. More. More. Yeah. That. Yeah. Thank you. That's how much everyone should
13:21be getting. Everyone. Even the minors. That one's for you. He was in crisis, Victoria. He
13:25was looking to me for guidance and I had to be honest. How was I supposed to know he was
13:33going to react like that? Because he idolizes us. He thinks we have the perfect marriage.
13:39We do.
13:43He ruined my relationship with my son. I will never have the chance to regain his trust.
13:50No. No. No. He loves you. He took away my ending.
13:53Wait. Come back. Victoria.
13:58Honey, what happened up there? Are you okay with this? Is Mickey okay? What do we do?
14:05Thank you. It's just a little silly disagreement. They will be fine. Could someone do the rounds?
14:10I don't want anyone thirsty. Cheers. Cheers. Like you mean it. Mommy, hi. I'm keeping the energy
14:17out.
14:24Why'd you even propose to me then? If I've always said I didn't want to get married.
14:29All it took was you finding out that your parents' marriage isn't perfect. That's what
14:33you needed to do the thing that I've been saying I wanted since the day we met. I could
14:39have told you an hour into knowing them, Nikki, that your parents don't have the marriage
14:43you vitalized your whole life. Your mother is lovely, yes, but she's also a narcissist and
14:46your father is a broken romantic who's looking for something to stuff the rest of himself
14:50into. So their marriage only works because he reveres her and she needs to be revered.
14:55He's completely consumed by her and still he's not enough for her. So they're both empty
14:59and it's depressing to watch.
15:02Thanks, Rachel. Yeah. Thanks. Thank you for that.
15:04So I guess we both don't want to end up like your parents.
15:09And, um, just to be clear in that scenario, I'm the romantic and you're the narcissist.
15:17Oh, that's nice.
15:19Yeah, no, that does make sense, actually, because our whole relationship revolves around you.
15:25Okay.
15:26It's always me reassuring you that everything's okay, even when there's literally nothing going
15:32on. Because you think something's always out to get you, so I'm always tiptoeing around
15:38your sensitivities because you can't handle anything.
15:41Anything. I get it.
15:42Not even one day with my family.
15:45I get it, Nicky.
15:46Without me there. Constantly reassuring you.
15:48Every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you. Nothing is easy.
15:54You're a really hard person to love.
15:56I know. Okay? I know. Is that what you want to hear?
16:09Fuck.
16:20What are you trying to do?
16:23What a chance.
16:27It was me. It was me.
16:33It was me?
16:33It was me?
16:34Should we leave?
16:35I can't push the sentence.
16:36We're just gonna resource me.
16:44Why'd you say yes then?
16:47When I proposed, why'd you say yes?
16:50Because, because I knew how much it meant to you,
16:52and I, and I, I loved you, and...
16:58Nikki, you're like the only person
17:01who could have gotten me here.
17:03You loved me?
17:08Do you not love me anymore?
17:12No, go away.
17:13I want to know her answer.
17:14Portia, get the car.
17:16Mom wants you two back in there, kissing and smiling
17:18like you didn't just slap her in the face
17:19in front of her whole bloodline
17:20everyone in this world she loves and respects.
17:22Okay, goodbye.
17:23Goodbye.
17:31Yes, Nikki, of course I love you still.
17:35Okay?
17:35And one of the things that I love the most about you
17:38is that you are a rock, you are consistent,
17:40you are stable, and you don't do things
17:42like dump me at the altar.
17:44I wasn't breaking up with you, I was saving us.
17:47Oh, good.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Do you think it worked?
17:52If you really wanted to save us,
17:54you would have said I do up there
17:56because I had everything under control, okay?
17:59I had to go through a lot
18:01to get up there and say yes
18:04with confidence,
18:06and if you don't...
18:08Why are you acting shocked?
18:15Anyway, bride, it's a classic.
18:19Hi, guys!
18:21So cute.
18:22So cute.
18:24Hi.
18:25Fuck, I can't walk over it.
18:27Are you shaking?
18:28Shaking a bit.
18:29I don't want to say it, but you owe me $50 each.
18:33Oh my gosh.
18:35You guys need a bet?
18:36Yeah.
18:37After the rehearsal dinner,
18:38it seemed like a safe bet.
18:39Come on, pass it over.
18:40Technically, the bet was about her calling it.
18:41Yeah, well, they might still work it out.
18:42You too.
18:43You too?
18:44What?
18:45I like money.
18:46You lost the bet.
18:50So, it's actually encrusted with rhinestones,
18:52not diamonds, but the back is custom.
18:54Please don't touch.
18:55It's fragile.
19:01I don't know.
19:03What the fuck was he thinking?
19:04I don't know.
19:07And she didn't drink that.
19:08I don't know.
19:20What I'm saying is that from my perspective,
19:24You've been extra on edge since we got here.
19:27And then you told me something bad was going to happen.
19:30And then you started talking about curses.
19:34So can't you see why it made sense to me
19:37that you'd be into the idea of us not getting married?
19:41Like, all of that stuff coming up before our wedding,
19:45it had to be caused in part by, like, the pressure or something.
19:49Sorry, Nikki, stop.
19:51What?
19:53Do you not believe in the curse?
19:55Marriage is the curse.
19:57I'm absolving us from that.
19:58Oh, my God.
19:59No, Nikki.
20:01The curse is the curse.
20:02The absolution was us getting married.
20:05Do you think that I, like, made this up?
20:07I don't think you made it up.
20:08I just...
20:09What?
20:10Tell me what it is.
20:11What?
20:13What is it?
20:13Like, a fear of commitment or a stress?
20:16No, I...
20:17I just...
20:19What?
20:19I think...
20:21both of us
20:23have been cursed
20:24in our own ways
20:26by the systems that raised us.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:29And by not getting married,
20:30we are fixing that.
20:32So when I say that
20:32I will die if you and I are not soulmates,
20:35you don't believe me?
20:38No.
20:39Think...
20:40Rachel.
20:40What?
20:42You don't think what?
20:48Yeah, I don't think that would happen.
20:53You literally just told me you believe me.
20:55You literally just told me you believe me
20:57right before I walked down the aisle.
20:58This is crazy.
20:59This is crazy.
21:00Wait, wait.
21:00Hold on.
21:01Hold on.
21:01Hold on.
21:02I can't fucking believe it.
21:03No, no.
21:03No, no.
21:04I didn't mean for it to get like this.
21:05I'm sorry.
21:06You know, I put my confidence in us
21:08because I thought that you saw me.
21:10I thought that we saw each other.
21:12Can we go back to like...
21:13Can we just go back to like
21:14four hours ago, please?
21:37Brideside or grooms?
21:39Groom.
21:39I knew it.
21:41Are you married?
21:42Uh, yeah.
21:43To each other?
21:45Yeah.
21:46Do you believe she's your soulmate?
21:49Uh, yeah, for sure.
21:52For sure.
21:53Sorry, um, we're just gonna go back to our table.
21:57What happens at a wedding reception
21:58where there's no bride or grooms?
21:59What is that?
22:00Like a setup for one of your bad jokes?
22:02No, honey, it's a genuine question.
22:04Please, please.
22:05No!
22:08No!
22:09I don't know what you want me to do.
22:11You don't let me think independently of you.
22:14You don't accept it when I don't share your exact perspective.
22:17I can't change what I believe in.
22:20But you can't believe me!
22:22Okay, that's different, Rachel.
22:24That's different, okay?
22:26How?
22:26I don't believe in like supernatural shit or like cosmic retribution or curses.
22:32I don't believe in fucking aliens, but if you told me there was certainty that you saw a fucking alien,
22:37I would believe you, Nikki.
22:40I'm sorry, Rachel.
22:41I don't, I, you don't, you knew this about me, okay?
22:45This isn't like new information.
22:46Shut up.
22:46What you do, what you do, Nikki, when you love someone,
22:50is you believe the person that you love, that's what trust is.
22:54So when you told me that you believed me, I believed you.
22:58Instead of looking at a catalog of all the things you've said in the past,
23:01because I am fucking seeing you in the moment, in every moment,
23:04I am looking at you and you just, you don't fucking do that for me.
23:09You don't.
23:10You just, you chose a version of me a long time ago,
23:14and that's all I am, and then you get, you get frustrated when I'm not hip,
23:22because then you don't know who to be, and you know what?
23:24It's bad, Nikki.
23:25It's a bad fucking quality, because you have made it impossible,
23:30impossible for me to exist.
23:38Two ticillers, please.
23:42I like a jacket.
23:44Yeah, thanks.
23:45Good I have it.
23:53345.
23:54I'm getting them.
24:06Hey.
24:09The fuck is going on in there?
24:16Fuckers.
24:23Let me in.
24:24Rachel, the sun sets at 444.
24:26That's less than an hour.
24:27What the hell are you doing?
24:28I need a minute.
24:29You're running out of minutes.
24:31I'm getting the master key, dickheads.
24:57If you weren't, if you weren't cursed, would you still have said yes?
25:02Oh my god, that's irrelevant!
25:04It's like asking me, oh, do you think you'd be right-handed if you had no fucking arms?
25:11Well, I still want an answer.
25:17You have nothing to say.
25:19You know what, Nikki? But actually you were just babied by your mother and sheltered from the entire fucking world.
25:24So you know nothing about the real world, Nikki. Nothing.
25:31An evil person. I think your brain should be studied.
25:34God, that was like two fucking years ago, Nikki.
25:36Okay, well, I would never disappear on you for a fucking week.
25:42Yeah, I think that you're a romantic.
25:44I think that you're a romantic.
25:45I think that you're a romantic.
25:47Oh shit, do I love it?
25:53You're fucking into this fucking mess tonight.
26:15Oh my god.
26:16Not now.
26:17I knew you would ruin the wedding, Rachel.
26:18I didn't, Portia.
26:19I know that this has been a tough week, but whatever problems you two are having, I promise you will
26:26be able to work it out, okay?
26:28But now is not the time.
26:30Just let them do what they need to do.
26:31Nope, not right now.
26:32They have to get married. They have to.
26:34What happened out there, man?
26:35I don't need this. I don't need this right now.
26:37None of us need this right now. Grow up and get married, man.
26:40What the hell are you doing?
26:41What am I doing?
26:42You didn't drink it?
26:44No, I put my faith in him.
26:47Why would you do that?
26:48Because I was 98%.
26:49I'm sorry, drink what?
26:50What the fuck are you doing? Look at her. Marry her. Who cares about your brand new life philosophy? Marry
26:55her or we're all fucked.
26:56No, drink what? No.
26:57Oh, shut up, Portia.
26:59You have to get married.
27:00Oh, why, because of the curse?
27:01Yes.
27:02He doesn't believe in it.
27:03Oh, it's real and if you don't marry her, it spreads to our family. That means Jude's gonna have it
27:08too, right?
27:08Wait, what do you mean? All of us?
27:10Yes.
27:10I don't understand.
27:12All right, everybody just calm down.
27:20See you all right?
27:22Hey.
27:23You didn't mean what you said out there, did you?
27:37I was just trying to do the right thing.
27:42Take five minutes to do that.
27:43Joe!
27:44Shh!
27:45Okay, come on. Let's go.
27:48Dad, get ready to say your thing.
27:51Let's go get that witness guy.
27:53Hey, Jules.
27:53Why don't you be moving? Come on.
27:54I'm moving.
27:55I'm sorry.
27:56Rachel, come on.
27:57Rachel, come on.
27:59Okay, let's just go out there and finish the ceremony.
28:02You know?
28:03You have no reason to be embarrassed.
28:06No one's mad.
28:10Sweetheart, look at me.
28:14Everything's gonna be okay.
28:16I'm so sorry.
28:17Hey.
28:20Should we try again?
28:21You wanna...
28:23You wanna go back out there and try again?
28:25What do you say?
28:25What do you say?
28:27Rachel, should we...
28:32What do you say?
28:34What do you say?
28:38What do you...
28:41No.
28:44No, Nikki.
28:46I'm not gonna marry you.
28:49When...
28:51Oh, when the hot sauce...
28:53Stop, stop, stop...
28:56I'm loving you, baby.
28:58No, no, no.
29:01Never.
29:02Never.
29:03When the ocean is rising.
29:07When I can hold the world in the form of one hand.
29:11When we can take a walk to the moon.
29:14When I can place the world and it's people in some room.
29:18I could never...
29:19What are you doing?
29:20I'm not gonna fucking die for him.
29:21You're not gonna die.
29:22You said in your vows you believed the words you sold me.
29:24Well, I don't.
29:24I don't.
29:25Hold on, hold on.
29:25Please do this one thing for me.
29:26This one thing?
29:27This one thing?
29:28Nikki, I did all of this for you.
29:31I did all of this for you.
29:32I said yes to the proposal for you.
29:34I said yes up there because I believed you.
29:36And I'm moving, I know I'm trying to hold my feet away.
29:45Whoo!
30:10Oh my god.
30:27Oh my god.
30:55Oh my god.
31:34Oh my god.
31:56Oh my god.
31:59Oh my god.
32:07Oh my god.
32:37Oh my god.
32:45Oh my god.
32:46Oh my god.
33:07Oh my god.
33:09Oh my god.
33:13Oh my god.
33:17Oh my god.
33:32Oh my god.
33:33Oh my god.
33:35Oh my god.
33:37Oh my god.
33:46Oh my god.
33:56Oh my god.
33:57Oh my god.
34:09Oh my god.
34:32Oh my god.
34:52Oh my god.
34:53Oh my god.
34:53Oh my god.
35:04Oh my god.
35:05Oh my god.
35:11Oh my god.
35:13Oh my god.
35:13Oh my god.
35:19Oh my god.
35:24Oh my god.
35:31Oh my god.
35:35And I'm so sorry, I believe you're my soulmate and I'm yours, who are soulmates?
35:47You believe me now?
35:50I do.
35:53I do.
35:55I promise.
35:56I promise.
35:58I'll always believe you from now on.
36:08I promise.
36:08You may not kiss the bride.
36:12Rachel, I promise.
36:15Rachel.
36:23Rachel.
36:23I promise.
36:24They wanted to complete the ceremony.
36:26Hurry up, please.
36:27No, but the curse already spread.
36:28This is not gonna stop it, right?
36:29They won't stop it.
36:31Nicky. Nicky, Nicky.
36:33Wee, wee, wee, wee. Look at me.
36:35We both have the fucking curse.
36:37Getting married is only gonna kill us.
36:40Not if we're soulmates.
36:42We're not.
36:43I still think you're mine.
36:53John.
36:54We had to try to save everyone.
36:57My son has it.
36:59I'm sorry.
36:59I'm sorry, Rachel.
37:01I'm sorry.
37:16I'm so sorry.
37:18Robert.
37:20Sorry, Rachel.
37:21Rachel.
37:33Rachel.
37:35Rachel.
37:36Rachel, wait.
37:36Dad.
37:45Dad.
37:48Dad.
37:52Dad.
37:54Dad.
37:55Dad.
37:59Dad.
38:07Dad.
38:11Dad.
38:14Dad.
38:15Dad.
38:15Huh?
38:17Huh?
38:18Huh?
38:19Huh?
38:46Huh?
38:54Huh?
38:55Huh?
38:56Huh?
38:57Huh?
38:58Huh?
39:20Ok baby, it's ok.
39:24It's okay.
39:25Shh.
39:25It's okay.
39:26It's okay.
39:27Shh.
39:28Shh.
39:30Shh.
39:54Shh.
40:08Shh.
40:10Shh.
40:15Shh.
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44:32It's happening to you.
44:33Do you know where my lighter is?
44:48What's happening to you?
44:55It's happening to you.
44:56It's happening to you.
44:58It's happening to you.
45:01Jude.
45:17I'm so sorry that this happened to you, okay?
45:23But remember that.
45:40Okay, I'll see you later.
46:23I'll see you later.
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