00:00All the soldiers at my base are useless.
00:04As soldiers, they're just too soft.
00:07And I should relieve them, but I'm not going to.
00:12Because I'm soft, too.
00:14That's what Stroopstorff does to people. It makes you soft.
00:17It's a terrible, terrible base. You guys don't want this as a base.
00:21The base has been decided. We're not even talking about that.
00:24Thank you, General Mouton, but let him speak.
00:27Thank you, Chairman.
00:28Chairman, Stroopstorff is terrible.
00:30It's not centrally located. It doesn't have a working airfield.
00:34If more than ten people take a shower at one time, we run out of hot water.
00:38All people do at Stroopstorff is eat cheese and have feelings.
00:42That's all they do.
00:43I used to think that having feelings was a sign of weakness, you know?
00:46And now even I am finding myself having feelings.
00:51And I'm eating cheese.
00:52Is this a nervous breakdown?
00:54I think so.
00:55What's wrong with me? I'll tell you what's wrong with me.
01:01Stroopstorff is taking away my edges.
01:03That's why you don't want it.
01:05It's going to ruin NATO.
01:06It's going to take away all the edges.
01:07You guys are going to be sitting around eating cheese and crying.
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