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Ladies of London - Season 4 - Episode 08: Bad Manors
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00:05You
00:10The thing about mark is that he like thinks he's like funny and laughing and whatever, but he's not he's
00:15just mean
00:15I think in mark there is a pure heart of gold and I think it's his heart of gold
00:21Weirdly ironically the makes him really mean because he wants to make people laugh and have fun
00:27I'm getting ready for the big polo event
00:33I'm hoping everyone does kind of behave themselves
00:37Listen if you're gonna go around wearing a hundred and fifty dead pigeons to a garden
00:42I can hear mark from my horse talking about me. What's upsetting her and say one thing in front of
00:53her face and say another thing behind her back?
00:55I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her or behind her
00:58You're saying that you're upset and that you've got feelings all that stuff like that's you giving a s**t
01:02I'm like I'm just thinking the less you do that the better
01:06I would like to extend an invitation to Longleat
01:09I think it would be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat. I think there's something there for everybody
01:14Hopefully, I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue
01:21Imagine it should be fun
01:25You know, you'll never be me
01:27You might be free
01:29But this is my city
01:37What are we going to take to Longleat?
01:39Hmm? What do you think my boy?
01:42Vintage Valentino
01:43I feel like Louis Vuitton whore
01:45They do make good bags
01:47They didn't steam anything
01:49I bet Mark is all steamed
01:57I'm like so confused about what to pack
02:00I know
02:01She didn't say to pack safari gear but you know we are going on safari
02:05So I had to order something so otherwise it's like a glam and sequins and everything in between
02:11Well off the Longleat we go
02:26Oh
02:27Morning
02:28Hi
02:28Hello
02:29Nice to see you
02:30How's it going?
02:31Good thank you
02:32Just get this one ready
02:33Never stops does it?
02:36What can I do to help?
02:37I do need that wine to chill
02:39Oh my god you are so organized
02:40At Longleat we have opened seven cottages on the estate which are all beautiful
02:44They're all historic houses
02:46They've been restored lovingly and curated and are dotted about the estate
02:50Some are in the safari, some are in the forest
02:52Alcohol-free wine will not get touched
02:55It's very very sweet
02:57Like going and staying in a cottage in the country
02:58You know playing country house for the weekend
03:01But then you're in a safari park
03:04As a hostess you don't want drama at your party ever
03:07And you want people to have a good time
03:09So
03:11Friends are on the way from London
03:12When they get here I think we will do a ride on boats
03:16And then we're doing tea in the orangery
03:19Which I love is my favorite
03:20I think we'll be quite busy
03:21Wish me luck
03:22Thank you
03:22Good luck
03:23Am I insane?
03:24Yeah probably
03:25Asking for trouble
03:30Yes
03:32I think I'm ready
03:33I'm moving into Emma's
03:35Yes
03:35Hello
03:36Thank you so much
03:38Car one is Kimmy, Mark, Micah
03:41And then the M's are in that one
03:43Emma tasked me with getting everybody into the cars and getting on the road
03:47Hi
03:48I think she knows I'm responsible enough to make sure I've got everybody together
03:57He looks like a lamb
03:59It's like herding cats
04:00But I think she knows I'm up for the job
04:02Look at your cute little suitcase
04:04Oh my god looks so cushy
04:05No, this is vintage
04:07All right, love you, love you, love you
04:08Love you, love you, love you
04:10Good travels
04:10Bon voyage
04:11God, how exciting
04:13Look at you
04:14You are so fabulous
04:17Welcome
04:18Oh, you look magnificent
04:19So do you
04:20Sublime
04:20If I were a man, I'd want to dress just like you
04:23If I were a girl, I'd want to be you
04:26Hi, Micah
04:27Oh, you're a vision
04:29Hello
04:30What can I help you with?
04:32This is my booze box
04:34I love drinking
04:35I love wine
04:36I call just a little personality enhancer
04:39I like to make sure everything's sorted
04:42Any journey with Kimmy you know is going to be a good time
04:45I'm going to get my booze bag
04:50Cool
04:53Hello
04:54How's the tea? Oh, hello
04:55We've got that lovely central table there for you
04:57Fantastic
04:58We're just going to start dressing now
04:59How are we doing with the cakes and everything?
05:01Being prepared by the chef at the moment
05:02Yum, lovely cake
05:03Yeah, it's all in hand
05:05Scones, yeah
05:05Just makes me so happy
05:07Having guests at Longley is quite complicated
05:09Because you've got to always streamline whatever you're doing
05:12Alongside whatever is already happening
05:13Busy week, isn't it?
05:15Yeah
05:15Longley is open to the public all throughout the year
05:17So if people are coming, I have to curate the experience around the time of year
05:22What's happening in the estate, what event
05:24There might be concerts, there might be hot air balloon things
05:26There's always something
05:27Longley apples
05:29First ones of the year
05:30When people come to Longley, it should feel like a dream
05:32A lot of effort goes into everything
05:34Huge
05:34And my whole life is logistics
05:37I don't want people to see the work
05:38I want them to enjoy it
05:40I worry about all the things
05:41And they just have to have fun
05:48How are you feeling about seeing Margot?
05:50I've always struggled with people who don't have a sense of humor
05:54Who aren't quick
05:55Who can't take it
05:57You see in Britain, we tend not to talk about emotions
05:59You know, if you're going to give it, you have to be able to take it
06:02I can take it
06:03100%
06:04And if we must, we use humor to deflect
06:07I have had a conversation with her and she's been quite sensitive about it
06:11Sensitive about what?
06:13Someone not liking her boots
06:14People making comments about her outfits
06:15Well, she should get over it or dress better, quite frankly
06:17It's so uncomfortable
06:20Because they talk about me behind my back
06:22Just snip at me and I'm like
06:23Like I was on the polo pony
06:25I could hear them talking about me
06:27If you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons
06:31To a garden party
06:32They were definitely ostrich
06:33It was pigeons
06:36I think the nicest thing you can do to anyone
06:38To their face is to say something nice
06:41Because yeah, maybe it is a bit fake
06:44Most compliments are not necessarily authentic
06:48But when you see someone and you say to them
06:50You look fantastic, it's so wonderful to see you
06:53My god, you look great, you look ravishing
06:56Whatever it is
06:57If someone does that to me, they've made my day
06:59And I don't care whether it's true or not
07:01I really don't care
07:02I really think this is just a case that Margot doesn't understand Marx's humor
07:08And it's probably a clash of the American humor versus the British humor
07:13It took me a few years to understand British sense of humor
07:17There's a whole thing here about British humor I don't think she maybe understands
07:22There's definitely a culture clash
07:24Are they joking? Are they not?
07:26Is this funny?
07:27Ha, ha, ha, I guess so
07:29Wait till I get to your personality then I will destroy you, sweetheart
07:32They have bullied me and they have put me in a corner
07:35I think it's more than okay that Margot stood up for someone being mean
07:40She has this impression that you're like this nasty person and I know you're not
07:44Do you say it?
07:44But you know what? It doesn't bother me
07:46Because if you're smart, you get it, you move with them
07:48If somebody insults you, you laugh at it, they don't insult you again
07:50Or you come back at them with something sharper, smarter
07:54I think as time has gone on, I've understood your personality a lot more
07:57But you also have done so
07:58And now I respond to you from the answer
07:59I think moving forward, there's a way that you can react now that will escalate it further
08:05Or there's a way that can de-escalate it
08:08They're still holding me to this like nastiness
08:10But you're responding to that by being nasty
08:13Right, but Martha
08:14So don't get them what they want
08:16If I lose my temper, you can't be like, oh well, oh you did snap back
08:20Like that's bull
08:22Margot's I'm not sure going into this weekend with the right intention
08:26She's saying don't judge me if I lose my temper with Mark
08:29Yeah, totally judging Mark
08:31And it doesn't feel like she's going in waving a white flag
08:35What worries me is that you're both warriors
08:37I don't know why this is going to end
08:38It ends with me winning
08:40I win
08:43Coming up on Ladies of London
08:45You're just being nasty
08:46I'm nasty
08:48Come here Mark, what's wrong?
08:49What are you scared of?
08:50Everyone just wants us to have a chat
08:52This is so vulgar, I might have to leave
09:00You know it's like a three-hour drive
09:03So who's in the other go stop next
09:05Margot, Martha, Missy
09:06So three
09:06So this was the more popular book
09:08Yeah
09:08Right
09:08I think Missy was an art car, she'd be having a good time
09:11I'm ready for a nap
09:14Yeah
09:18I think everyone in here has been Longley
09:20Well I've been, but not as a guest of sort of Emma
09:23I mean, I was at their wedding
09:24Yeah, we were both at the wedding
09:26Yeah
09:27The wedding was a lot of fun
09:28The wedding was fun
09:29Look at Mark's face, you're like lighting up
09:30Gosh, I've been going to Longley for like 20 something years
09:32Kimmy and Mark have attended lots of parties
09:35Our wedding, my 30th, like big ones, christenings
09:39You know, the proper shebang events they were at
09:43I don't remember my first trip to Longley
09:46But I do remember that the theme at dinner was ancient Egypt
09:53And Kimmy came as a pharaoh
09:56It was fabulous
09:57I cannot begin to think of the number of stories
10:02The madness that has ensued
10:04No one has ever left Longley the same way
10:09Oh, here we have our little entry gate
10:15Oh my god, this is so cool
10:17Nice
10:19All right, good American
10:20Driving up to Longley is magnificent
10:25So beautiful
10:27The ground is very like idyllic, very British
10:31Wow, it's really amazing
10:33It is palatial
10:35It's everything they said it would be
10:37I haven't been here since I was a child
10:39Oh my god, this is so cool
10:40This is really a feat of British architectural estate
10:51One of the most beautiful houses in England
10:53It really is, in England
10:54One of the most magical things is this extraordinary drive to the house
10:58With these incredible views
11:00It's probably one of the most beautiful landscapes in England
11:03Oh, a lion
11:04Whoa
11:05It's got balls
11:08Hello
11:09Send them back to London
11:12I feel like air traffic control
11:14Hello
11:15Hi, welcome
11:16Hi
11:16Hello
11:17Well done
11:17Hi
11:18Thanks, darling
11:19How are you?
11:20We have sunshine
11:24Hey
11:24Hi
11:25Oh my god
11:27Did everyone know Mark is friends with Emma?
11:30Did you know?
11:30Mark is friends with Emma
11:32Mark and Emma, they're friends
11:34Have we got the wrong house?
11:36No
11:36Is this really how he talks to his friends?
11:38Hi
11:40Hello
11:41Does he talk to his mother like that?
11:43Hi, darling
11:43How are you?
11:45Welcome, finally
11:45Feeling better the car ride is over
11:48It's over
11:49We're here
11:50So, welcome
11:50Thanks for coming
11:51Welcome to Longleat House
11:53And by the way, what a dump
11:59So kind of you to come
12:01Anyway
12:03Your luggage will be taken for you
12:04In grand style
12:06We have cottages dotted around the estate
12:08And I've separated you up
12:09What else?
12:10I have planned a boat trip for us
12:12Yay
12:12It's such an amazing day
12:13And then we shall go and get changed
12:16And then we'll have tea in the orangery and drinks
12:18And if you have any questions, let me know
12:19But I think we should get going
12:21Because the sea lions are hungry
12:22Yeah
12:22Follow me
12:23And these ones are thirsty
12:29That's quite fun
12:29That's a model of the house
12:30When we press buttons
12:31This is called the love maze
12:35Oh wow
12:35Oh, beautiful
12:36This is so gorgeous
12:39Oh, it's really cute
12:41Thank you
12:42Seeing Emma at home
12:44In her role as the caretaker of Longleat
12:48Makes me realize there's a lot more to Emma
12:50Than I thought there was
12:51Do people like get surprised to see you here?
12:54Yeah
12:54They're like whoa
12:55Oh my god
12:57Emma's a badass
12:58She's also beautiful
13:00She does really difficult things with grace
13:03I admire her for that
13:04So on the other side of this
13:05You've got meerkats
13:07And koalas
13:09And crocodiles
13:10So this is the secret garden
13:12Then behind this you have the train
13:14And behind that you have jungle kingdom
13:16Then you have koala creek
13:17The safari park is run by international conservation
13:20And lots of research is done
13:22And lots of positive advancements
13:24We're part of international projects all the time
13:26To help sustain these species
13:30Which are so endangered
13:30And I really, really care about that a lot
13:32Oh look, they're feeding the red pandas
13:34Hey guys
13:34They're very endangered aren't they?
13:37Yeah they are
13:37Hi
13:38How are you?
13:41Which one is that?
13:42This is Lionel
13:43Lionel
13:44Lionel
13:45Lionel's a legend
13:45Come on Lionel
13:47You would have him home wouldn't you?
13:49Oh my god yeah
13:50Oh my god
13:51She might want to search my bag when I leave
13:56Adorable
13:56We'd make a great accessory
13:58Hold it
13:59Stop it
14:01Jungle cruise
14:03Can everybody swim?
14:06Totally not
14:08Okay good afternoon everybody
14:10You probably noticed already
14:11We do have sea lions in the lake
14:12They are very nice
14:13But they can jump
14:14Splash and bite
14:15Be a little bit aware
14:17Of what you're dangling over the edge
14:19We're going to head up the lake
14:20See what animals we can see
14:21Sit back and enjoy the ride
14:22Thank you
14:24There's a colobus monkey by the way
14:27Up there see
14:28Oh wow look at him
14:31These are a black and white
14:33East African colobus monkey
14:35He's ready for his close-up
14:39Finally I can see where the inspiration
14:40For that picnic attire came from
14:44Someone's clearly been on safari before
14:47Look
14:48Oh massive gorilla
14:50Oh there
14:52So we have four gorillas that live here
14:55Little boys
14:55There's lots of play fighting and posturing
14:58You see them charging around
14:59Popping their chests
15:00Sitting like you
15:01Look at Mark
15:03Twin
15:04Well Mark does a lot of posturing
15:06But it's more like a chimpanzee
15:07Versus a gorilla I think
15:11Oh hello
15:12Would you like to feed the sea lions
15:14Yes
15:14I've got some gloves here
15:16If you'd like a glove
15:18Oh that's a big boy
15:20Ready go
15:22Good catch
15:25Martha's never been happier
15:28Martha's in her element
15:30I can't believe she lives around all these animals
15:33Like casual just goes out and feed like sea lions and says hi to monkeys
15:38I'm so jealous of her
15:40All right
15:41We could do a house swap Emma
15:43How about that
15:44Oh here's the hippos darling
15:46Are they very fast hippos
15:48Yeah
15:48About 30 miles an hour
15:50You are fast for a fatty
15:53Yeah so this was the first safari park in the world outside of Africa
15:57And so yeah
15:59And it's you know at the forefront of
16:01The breeding program
16:02The breeding programs and research for many different species
16:05We're doing an IVF project to hopefully bring back an extinct species of rhino
16:09So our girls are participating in this global effort
16:13With the DNA they say from the northern white African rhino
16:15They're going to inseminate using the eggs from our girls to hopefully bring back
16:19An extinct species which has been number four
16:21We have a whole eucalyptus farm here just for the koalas
16:25There's the red panda you just saw quickly that's done it with nepal
16:28There's a whole coexistence and other projects but a lot of individual projects happening all the time
16:33What's really wonderful is the way in which they all coexist in such harmony
16:38If only we were able to do the same
16:40That can take note
16:41All right
16:43Yes
16:43There will be a test at the end of the ride
16:48Coming up
16:50I don't want to make out like mark's doing things to hurt you on purpose because i really don't think
16:55he is
16:55Nobody's on my side
17:05We're gonna go get changed quickly and then we'll come back here
17:09Come in
17:10After you my darling
17:11Thank you
17:11This is gardener's cottage
17:14So sweet
17:15Isn't that nice
17:15How cute
17:16Oh my god
17:17I love it
17:18Micah, Margot and Lottie will be in this one
17:21Thank you
17:22Thank you
17:22Thank you
17:23Your fridge is full
17:24There is a hamper
17:26The other three girls are in another beautiful cottage
17:29Which is called Prairie
17:31I remember Prairie Lodge
17:33I know you've saved in every cottage every bedroom every everything so now we're in the bath arms
17:38For an easy life
17:39Mark's in the bath arms
17:41Thought he'd be happier at the pub
17:42Doesn't need to interact with people for longer than is necessary
17:46The idea of being in a pub let alone sleeping in one is not something that would intrinsically
17:52please me
17:53However on this occasion not being in either of these cottages comes as pure delight
18:00So we're gonna have tea in the orange room shall we say one hour great okay let's go
18:05That's your key thank you thank you see you in a bit all right thank you emma bye girls
18:10Oh how sweet this is really cute
18:12Oh beautiful lovely oh my god how adorable this is so beautiful
18:19I brought my own robe but of course you handled it
18:22You brought your own robe
18:22I did as well to be fair
18:24Did you remember your responsible key oh yeah cute
18:27Cute oh this is nice this is cute very pretty this is cute too oh that's very nice of emma
18:34Very pretty gorgeous very nice there is wine kimmy let's make the most of the alcoholics cottage
18:40Let's do the champagne now you want champagne glasses i would i'm gonna have a pint
18:46Give me that cheese board okay marco how's your uh your car ride our car ride was
18:52Very relaxed i couldn't say ours was relaxed although it was entertaining what about designer clothes kids
19:00It's obscene it's obscene i wore sailor outfits for the first six years of my life and that is all
19:05a child should wear
19:06Can you have guinea fowl please what do you want turkey's just so abhorrent isn't it
19:10So how you know oh of kisses it's like how's your dream then nine
19:18I feel like mark and i kind of bonded a little bit which is quite nice
19:21On what over what just like it's been hard to have a one-on-one conversation with him
19:26So i was the opposite him in the car so it's like you could actually talk and like you know
19:30How is he just now is he friendly like i mean he said hello that's good but with mark that
19:35means
19:35Nothing because he's so fake being nice to someone who's just being polite isn't it doesn't mean you're fake
19:40Well i don't know because he never talks to me i just feel like i'm just understanding him a lot
19:45more that's all
19:48How are you and marco getting on today are you making these i mean i haven't really said much she
19:53hasn't said much
19:54i think her problem is more with mark now than me
19:57Oh i wish you wouldn't be mean to her i love her so much
20:00He's just like you know everyone just needs to not take everything so seriously and like
20:05Have a sense of humor
20:08The things that you've been upset about he hasn't really meant it to be that deep is what he's trying
20:13But that's kind of a cop-out what you're upset about we are just talking about dress sense
20:17i mean does it really matter i don't think lottie's gone to the dark side but it does make it
20:21murky
20:22i think margo sees other people loving mark and she's like what
20:28how can you love somebody that i don't love and it's hard for her to see if somebody said to
20:33me
20:33i don't like what you're wearing i'd be like so she's wearing a tank top with nipple tassels
20:40oh my god i love it
20:43i'm invited to the marchioness of baths estate i don't think it would be the time for me to wear
20:48nipple tassels someone said to me i don't like what you're wearing that's what he said no it's not
20:52he told me i love everything you're wearing you're amazing you're beautiful and then i turned
20:57around and he like gathered people to whisper about me behind my back and that's not a nice feeling
21:03but you know we did tell him your words hurt her and he said i don't like to hurt people
21:09and so
21:09i'm hopeful now he is going to be cognizant of that and maybe kind if margot could only understand
21:16british humor none of this would have happened of course i get the british sense of humor i became an
21:21adult in the uk but i'm actually funny i'm not just me i don't want to be in the middle
21:26of you two
21:27because you and i are also friends but at the same time you standing up to him is going to
21:32stop him
21:33from chatting about you behind your back you think so yes i do think so that's not how it works
21:38you
21:38don't change somebody with a conversation they just turn around and keep doing it i'm beginning to
21:44wonder maybe margot likes all of this drama otherwise why wouldn't you just nip it in the bud
21:49i don't understand her motives at this point we're arguing about boots it's embarrassing and nobody's on
21:55my side like nobody that's fine i'm not asking you to take sides i'm not asking you to fight my
21:59battles
21:59but just be aware that that's how it feels i am alone i am alone because even martha's like but
22:07i love everybody and i'm like i want her to love everybody this isn't her fight right but it's not
22:12my fight either we don't want you to feel like that that's a horrible feeling we're here you're not alone
22:32i've got hat marks on my head right nice oh that's so cool i mean it's a very different
22:44i don't know if i should have these glasses i look really dumpy what does dumpy mean
22:51like middle-aged and fat no stop you look gorgeous okay oh it this is the way i look tonight
23:05hi hi emma how are we doing lovely lovely lovely thank you so much how are you very well look
23:12at
23:12this oh my goodness andrew's just starting to prepare tea they can't wait to have tea
23:16giving them the full english experience today here we come come on slubs come on slubs
23:33how's your cottage
23:37yes let's go meet emma
23:39how was your car journey it was fine like did you talk about the whole mark thing not much a
23:46little
23:46bit mark was just saying that she should just try and get a sense of humor it's just a joke
23:51yeah and
23:52she was not having any of it she was like no it's two-faced he's fake oh really yeah she
23:59was getting
24:00upset and she said she just felt like she was alone she has all of us that's what i said
24:05it's a bit insulting that she feels like she's alone what what are we then spent milk
24:12so are your guests on the way or i mean i don't know to be honest it's like herding cats
24:17well hello hello darling my god what a palette what a gag you were just missing blue
24:26it's true darling you look divine hello you are divine oh here they come oh hello hello oh my
24:35goodness you look amazing come in thank you oh my gosh so gorgeous oh this is beautiful
24:44emma hi welcome to tea how are you welcome to tea but we came for champagne i don't have any
24:52sorry
24:52never have i heard a worse lie this is so pretty i can't believe you got married in here i
24:58know we
24:59got married here this was i remember it's so standing right here yeah right here we got married in
25:072013 in this orangery it was a massive wedding 400 people came my father had guests wearing nigerian
25:14robes that's traditional it's her wedding picture that's really sweet love the tiara it was a total
25:22spectacle so there was all of emma's family you had society you had her school friends her childhood
25:30friends it was magnificent it was great it was probably one of the best weddings i've ever been
25:35to actually i was wearing this hat at emma's wedding funny enough is there anywhere that you'd like us
25:40to sit yeah let's get a drink okay hi wow that's a lot of glasses could i have a lemonade
25:47and soda
25:47water please and i'll have the same thank you oh it's heavy hi could i have a glass of champagne
25:55you would like three pints of champagne each
26:00i might just sit down i'll sit down with you because how have you guys been i've been quite
26:05busy to be fair momming and working yeah how about you guys um yeah i have my big event on
26:13oh yeah
26:14that's coming up yeah this coming week yeah it's like my whole team you know what i'm not nervous
26:20it's just like logistics at this point and getting everything done how many people are coming there's
26:26a hundred which is actually a really intimate size for some of my courses i'm not trying to teach
26:33american or british etiquette in london what i'm trying to do is teach the art of showing up which is
26:40all about confidence in any situation so i've been very intentional not to teach british etiquette to
26:46british people not going to make that mistake but i am excited to show them that etiquette is so much
26:51more than just knives and forks we started these a little over 10 years ago so we've just been doing
26:5710 years american style and this is not our home country i just feel like it's a lot don't sweat
27:03it
27:03we're going to get there that's amazing that you're doing that what a big achievement
27:07thank you congratulations oh my god you're like the martha stewart of etiquette yeah you are thank
27:15you i'll take that i love martha do you want to sit down or you're okay sorry i'm sorry no
27:19no no i'm
27:20okay for the time i have to sit yeah of course you're pregnant um i am peckish should we get
27:25one of these
27:26things to like nibble on no no no please i'm okay um oh my goodness wow don't say i never
27:38gave you
27:39nothing started teeth yes well why um but what i do want is a knife i don't think we have
27:46any knives or
27:46spoons this is not good manners you don't do that because you're starting to insult the house i don't
27:54know if these are meant to be eaten but i'm going to eat them sorry okay yeah i just had
27:58like a fly
27:59or something i am starving i am not drinking my calories i need food by the way they've started
28:05their tea oh i didn't realize that you had invited people to i might not say it but you'll know
28:10what i'm
28:10thinking ready problematic
28:21should we get one of these to like nibble on no no no please
28:28um by the way they've started their tea oh without being asked i don't know if these are meant to
28:33be
28:33eaten but i'm gonna eat them this is not good manners already problematic i didn't realize that you
28:40had invited people too shall we go yeah that looks amazing why don't we all go and sit down
28:44thank you thank you
28:50it's fine should we all sit here should we sit at the table yeah i hate to be a tartar
28:56about it but
28:58where should we sit emma however you learned this is really nice i am ready for a bit of cake
29:03tea and cream and jam thank you oh my goodness heaven i'm really excited about a scone emma are
29:11you cream first or jam first cream first yes yes yes yes cream first when one is to have a
29:19scone
29:19i believe in cream first i believe the cream works as the butter and you put the jam on top
29:24i didn't know there was a way of eating a skull like so many things in british society you will
29:31be
29:31judged on whether you go cream or jam would you like some tea i would yes please
29:39it really doesn't get more british than this sipping tea in this beautiful orangery in the grounds of the
29:46longleap manor with the lady marchioness of bath it's every little girl's dream come true and i'm just
29:52pretending i'm one of emma's ladies-in-waiting how is your hotel oh it's charlie so anyway it's your
30:01first visit here some of you if you want to know any information let me know yeah it's gorgeous i
30:05feel
30:05like i just talk about it a lot and i sound insane so i just invite people to come because
30:08yeah but it's
30:09a full-time it's a pretty insane place it's your life you know i have so much respect for emma
30:15coming here to longleap and really seeing the scale and the scope of all of the things she has her
30:20hands in
30:21it's very exposing you don't there's nowhere to hide ever it's not like i come here and relax i think
30:27she's an amazing role model for all women and little girls out there that women really can do
30:32everything and be anyone that they want to be well you're doing an amazing job but obviously you live
30:37and you learn everything i ever do even this tea every single thing i ever do i'll try and do
30:43better
30:43next time because obviously when i got married everyone said what what are the rules there were no
30:47rules you beat and you fall in love you get married you plan your wedding which it's such a
30:50thing there's no handbook that gets handed to you when you become engaged or married to somebody in
30:56the aristocracy and it's a lot of pressure i think because there's an expectation for a role that
31:04doesn't have a rule book you have to have your wits about you for sure to get married for love
31:11and then
31:11end up in this role exactly it's very nice i'm just conscious of how you know lucky we are to
31:17be
31:17here but also how important is that every generation does something yeah to leave it in the best shape
31:23possible for the next and the next and the next that's you can really see how much love and work
31:29do you have a teddy for mimi mimi wants like a giraffe or a teddy yeah like she like she
31:36was
31:36i'll do like the coloring books all that stuff anything do you have any tiaras you can't have it
31:46at the buckingham palace gift shop they do really good fake tiaras really
31:53yeah i wore one to the caledonian pool and everyone went oh my god your tiara is amazing
31:57i went fucking in palace gift shop what about the tiara that you're wearing in your wedding
32:03so that's real jewels passed down as something that each person wearing weymouth tiara yeah yeah
32:11that's here that lives in there everyone it three times the minute i can afford to buy a tiara i
32:17am
32:18buying a tiara i love them i would just wear it when i'm sad i just lie on the floor
32:24watching
32:24family that i made a fred sauna blanket that's a great one like i'm in the bathroom crying for my
32:29tiara exactly what's the plan next we're having drinks outside oh gorgeous excellent oh this is
32:40glorious oh look at the sun right now just to vomit look at this
32:46so these are peacocks can you see what i can see yes look at how scared the chair of it
32:53oh thank
32:54god there's a bar i was parched english country weekends are quite a lot about drinking because
32:59english culture is quite a lot about drinking pins when you go to the countryside you start with a
33:09drink on the way you arrive you have drinks at tea i'd like a large glass with ice and champagne
33:15yes a globe i want a globe go back to your room you have another drink before dinner which then
33:21you
33:21have pre-dinner drinks and then you have drinks at dinner it'd be awful to stick on champagne can i
33:25have it in a big glass and you go back to your room and have more drinks what else are
33:30you gonna do in the countryside
33:34oh god i'm so happy right now good you doing okay mama yeah good you and kim you seem to
33:42be getting
33:42on work yeah which has been great because i just really needed a break i mean to my face she's
33:48being
33:48super nice but i don't know what she's cackling about behind my back whatever people say about us
33:53behind our backs it's actually not our business i spoke to margot in the cottage earlier just tried to
33:59explain to her that you know you weren't trying to be nasty you didn't mean anything by it but
34:05honestly she wasn't having any of it she's not listening to me i think the only thing that can
34:08happen now is if you two have a conversation i love you but what she felt was she feels attacked
34:15try to explain to her that it wasn't i'm very sorry about that but equally i'm sorry about the vpl
34:23what's vpl visible panty line my feet are killing me vpl was a well-known thing when i was growing
34:33up
34:33there's more on the web than dress i think it's bad to have a visible thong at the beach i
34:40think
34:40it's worse at longmeat house it's just not chic i will never be close to someone who walks around
34:47in a transparent dress i i have worn a transparent dress i'm the transparent queen
34:55it's just something with margot that's not sitting right with him because he doesn't mind my transparent
35:01dresses my dress tomorrow is transparent it's personal he's not giving in it doesn't make sense like
35:09why doesn't he want to talk to her there's something behind it for sure
35:13i think you guys need a conversation i don't think we do need a conversation just say nothing hi hi
35:18bye bye you know what i mean point taken so just i think that will just be the better way
35:22i'll
35:22temper my craziness yeah do that i don't want you to do that i might not do it this is
35:29one of those times
35:29yeah but i think i think that's how you become less drawing and being upset that's all if people are
35:35gonna cry i know but she has over their underwear then they should wear different underwear no she's
35:39not crying about that my underwear is very loose for some reason i keep laughing you see she's owning
35:45her underwear something like it's like the elastic the elastic's like gone oh just take them off i
35:50think i think i might take them off and leave them that's my contribution of longleat
35:57my feet are killing me look longleat is gold it actually is the golden color i love the most
36:06beautiful house like like the people can't come in here right like normal okay so people who like
36:12comes for walk and i totally you buy a ticket you can't walk around so the bit with all the
36:16stories
36:17of kimmy falling downstairs and rolling over everywhere that was here i remember being in bed
36:24once and a tour came through the room yeah at midday i've seen people in a dressing gown loads of
36:31times
36:32you see me in like a nightie often people recognize me and say nice things like oh thank you or
36:37something
36:37i have nice little interactions with visitors or if they don't recognize me don't i'll be like the
36:42loo is that way like i don't mind hi you need a chair i do what happened what what happened
36:50why is
36:50everybody upset why are the chairs being pulled over i don't think anyone's upset oh i don't think
36:55anyone's upset i just spoke to him i think he's not understanding what he does i said you did give
37:02her a compliment about something she's wearing she leaves and then you say something i said
37:07you just can't do that like it's not acceptable he's like okay i take your notes i'm gonna stop
37:12doing it so it's like i don't think he's understanding that he's actually doing it yeah i was
37:19like you actually really upset her and then he's like but you don't come to longley with a transparent
37:25but you see your underwear i said i always wear transparent dresses talking about wait he was making
37:31fun of this job it's like he does it without thinking what did he say exactly
37:58i just spoke to him he's like well you don't come to longley with a transparent but you see your
38:04underwear i said i always wear transparent dresses what are you talking about wait he was making fun
38:09of this job it's like he does it without thinking what did he say exactly i will never be close
38:17to
38:17someone who walks around in a transparent dress it's a liar he's a very important designer if you haven't
38:25seen clueless so wait it's fine for emma to wear a crop top and her tummy out which by the
38:31way she looks
38:32incredible but i'm not allowed to wear a sheer dress where you can see the shape of my figure
38:38underneath i'm fully clothed underneath it my dress is amazing your dress is amazing and you look
38:43incredible what's going on over there fireworks like a bitch fest love that hello you all right hi darling
38:51yeah yeah we're just having some like very annoying conversations okay that's a shame we love mark he's
39:01our friend but he gives her a compliment and then he leaves and he says a really ugly thing about
39:06her
39:06he said he's gonna stop he said he's not gonna stop
39:10the whole thing is irritating but then maybe he looks bad maybe like think about that and then
39:15you put so much effort into taking care of everyone it's meant to be fun we were having such a
39:20lovely
39:20time no it's survived it is it was not it is i think her true self came out yeah but
39:26you two have
39:26been getting along i didn't do anything i actually didn't do anything tonight but now that she's being
39:32i just feel like i should like join him he has got a very kind properly genuine amazingly deep side
39:40but he doesn't tend to ever express that i'm not defending anything that's made you upset but i do
39:44think you should just tell him yeah i'm very much like a just get on with it person i can't
39:49not say
39:50things it's better to have the conversation face to face with someone i'm more than happy to do i think
39:56you should call him over i think everybody just wants us to squash it i think great now everyone
40:03will see that i'm not the person not squashing it i am up for the squash i need to go
40:09to the news so
40:10why don't i ask mark to come and talk to you yeah that would be great i should do that
40:16she's just
40:16upset by your sense of humor that's what i said damage what happened wrong house nothing has happened
40:22now but mark i think you and margot need to have a chat god oh i really don't think it's
40:29necessary
40:29i'm very very happy let's go just make peace i'm very very i mean she's making such a stink out
40:34of
40:34it no offense you said you said no no guys no no she's making me i've never been happier mark
40:39i'm not moving but i adore you and i adore you too but she's very hurt by something she'll get
40:46over it
40:46and if she doesn't i don't care not my problem oh my god if she's heard about crushed velvet
40:52she needs to find a new material that isn't transparent i did not imagine this going this
40:58way see he won't come over do you see mark i can hear you you're just you're just being nasty
41:06just no i'm nasty no no he is i'm nasty yeah just come here come here mark what's wrong what
41:13are you
41:13scared of just come chat with me darling we were sitting right next to each other at tea
41:1710 minutes ago yeah but come sit with me now go on there's no arguing at longleaf there's no
41:23arguing everyone's perfectly stop clapping your hands at me please darling and don't shoot me
41:34this is so this is so vulgar i might have to leave okay i'm gonna go i'm gonna go back
41:39to the
41:39bathrooms but i have to leave because i'm not it's not an argument i'm not gonna turn this into
41:43a fast so no i'm gonna go love you all do you see okay over and out i'm up can
41:51someone demike me
41:52please margot he did nothing wrong if i knew that all i had to do was go talk to him
41:58would make him
41:58leave i would have gone to talk to him all time ago i don't think that's fair that he has
42:03to leave he
42:04did you're screaming at him across the garden why doesn't he want to come and sit with me why did
42:08you leave
42:08this table and screaming at him i asked him to come talk to me that's really bitchy i asked him
42:14to come talk to me and he left i wanted to give him the opportunity to come over here to
42:17talk why
42:18don't you come over here you left the table he doesn't want to talk rude is what it is
42:24you're being a bitch no no you would know cry baby
42:28bitch you're the one who cried off margo
42:32you
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