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House of Villains - Season 3 - Episode 10: It Feels So Good To Be Hated
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00:00:12Previously this season on House of Villains, one of you will be crowned America's ultimate
00:00:18supervillain and will take home $200,000. Tyson, you are our first supervillain.
00:00:28I think I have to put you up as a decoy. How do you spell your name? Fuck you. Who
00:00:33will you be pissing off first? Paul. Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:00:39Keeping Christine? That's what I want. Yeah. I'm about to rain down chaos on everybody's head. In a vote of
00:00:47five to three, Jackie.
00:00:51Three people voted for Christine. So we got to figure out which one of our numbers was lying so we
00:00:57can take off their head.
00:00:59I think it's Paul. Really? He's worried about you. Motherfucker, what? I would put Tom up there. Tom, I wanted
00:01:06to throw you down as a nomination.
00:01:08They have lost me. Please don't put me in the bottom three. Plain Jane votes is a question mark. Get
00:01:13rid of a question mark vote.
00:01:19She got it. She got it. I won you fucking assholes. Yeah, we're fucked.
00:01:25I've nominated Johnny. Ashley. Paul. I find Tyson to be an extreme challenger. Tyson is still a problem.
00:01:32You really feel like you're getting sick? Ashley has been removed from the game. Kate has to pick a third
00:01:37to replace Ashley.
00:01:39Tyson. Swallow! Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge and you are off the hit list.
00:01:44Ah! Fuck.
00:01:47Shreda, why is it that every time you know somebody's going out, you vote for that person?
00:01:53Because I gave them my word?
00:01:57I'm going to get off the ill list, convince someone else to open it.
00:02:00Do you think we do a cater for a time? We don't know.
00:02:02I can tell her.
00:02:04Congratulations. You're on the hit list.
00:02:07Did you do this?
00:02:09I was fucking looking for your ass.
00:02:11I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
00:02:13Kate, you are the supervillain. You're off the hit list.
00:02:17Tyson, take your place.
00:02:19Tom, you are the next one.
00:02:21My third.
00:02:22Christine, I'm so sorry.
00:02:24Honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:29That would be the winner!
00:02:30Winner!
00:02:31Who in here do you trust to leave?
00:02:34Tom.
00:02:34Where's the chocolate?
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:36You're mad because you accidentally came across the letter and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet.
00:02:41And I'm telling you, Paul, this is your opportunity, not only to save my fucking ass, but also, like, be
00:02:47a fucking hero.
00:02:48I don't want to be a hero. I'm a fucking villain.
00:02:54Are you being even? Because they don't look like it.
00:02:56I'm on fucking fire right now.
00:02:59Christine is our new supervillain.
00:03:02I didn't know you were trying to win.
00:03:04She wasn't trying to go against the people.
00:03:07She's in a such situation where...
00:03:09You guys are fucking stupid.
00:03:12I nominate Kate.
00:03:15Tyson, I have to nominate you.
00:03:17Yes.
00:03:20That's it!
00:03:25Good morning, everyone.
00:03:27Good morning!
00:03:29Good morning!
00:03:29How are you guys?
00:03:31Really good.
00:03:32Final five!
00:03:34Final five!
00:03:35Can you believe it?
00:03:43Oh, what the fuck are you still doing here?
00:03:47Hey, boys, I need you to take care of something.
00:03:55Get on your knees and beg.
00:03:58What the?
00:04:09It's done.
00:04:14I'm still not used to that.
00:04:16Attention, villains.
00:04:17It's time for your last battle royale challenge,
00:04:21which means this is also the last time someone from the show
00:04:24will have snuck into your bedrooms to plant a wacky outfit.
00:04:28Put them on and get going.
00:04:30Right now, wacky outfit.
00:04:31Oh, here we go, you guys.
00:04:32The last man-ish standing in the competition,
00:04:36honestly, kind of an honor.
00:04:38We're down to the final numbers,
00:04:39and a true villain knows when to turn it up.
00:04:44What the fuck?
00:04:45I'm not doing no construction work.
00:04:52Oh, my God, I love cosplaying as, like, someone that has, like, a real job.
00:04:57Somebody gave me some cigarettes, a coffee, a temper problem.
00:05:02I was hoping the challenge was, like, who can bake a good cake?
00:05:08And make my life easy.
00:05:09Why does Joe insist on fucking up my hair with these challenges?
00:05:13A hard hat and an orange vest?
00:05:16Honey, I don't know what this means.
00:05:18Kind of cute, actually.
00:05:20This is anybody's game at this point.
00:05:23This is it, you guys.
00:05:24This is it.
00:05:25Yay.
00:05:27I feel like we're going to play the World Cup right now.
00:05:30So if my housemates get in my way
00:05:32during this final battle royale challenge,
00:05:35they can definitely prepare to be plucked by the HBIC.
00:05:40I might get my own car today.
00:05:42Let me see.
00:05:42Why aren't we all in the same car?
00:05:44We need two cars.
00:05:45I feel just like Michelle Obama.
00:05:48I swear.
00:05:57Come on in!
00:05:58What is this?
00:06:00Oh, my gosh.
00:06:02What is going on?
00:06:05It's the last battle royale,
00:06:06and one thing I'm sure of in this game
00:06:09is Joel has a slightly humiliating challenge
00:06:12in store for us today,
00:06:13and I can't wait for it to be over.
00:06:15You have made it
00:06:16to your most important challenge yet.
00:06:20Yeah!
00:06:21This is your final battle royale challenge.
00:06:24The name of this challenge is,
00:06:27can you guess?
00:06:28No.
00:06:28Screwed Over.
00:06:32Yes, that's right.
00:06:33Another phallic challenge brought to you
00:06:35by our producing crew of 14-year-old boys.
00:06:41Here's how it works.
00:06:42It's spitting.
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:44Each of you will climb onto your giant screw
00:06:47and hold on tight.
00:06:49Whoever hangs on the longest wins
00:06:51and is our final supervillain of the season guaranteeing themselves a spot in the final three.
00:06:58That's it.
00:06:58That's the game.
00:06:59No, this is not right.
00:07:01Now listen, I know my way around a huge screw,
00:07:05but I never had to screw and compete at the same time.
00:07:09So, the fact that I have to have the longest ride to win,
00:07:12all right, I better get to huffing and puffing and enjoying this thing.
00:07:16Okay, everyone, pick your screw.
00:07:18All right.
00:07:19I want to be in the final three more than ever.
00:07:22If I win the $200,000,
00:07:24I'm obviously using it to take care of my son and lawyer fees.
00:07:29So, this is not a drill.
00:07:32Or it is.
00:07:35You know, before we get started,
00:07:37I think we need a bigger construction crew.
00:07:39Oh, no.
00:07:41Hey, bitches!
00:07:43You back, baby.
00:07:46Jackie!
00:07:48Oh, hi, guys.
00:07:49Hey.
00:07:50Welcome back.
00:07:51You guys are moving back in.
00:07:56But your former housemates
00:07:57are not just here to watch the challenge, you guys.
00:08:00No, they are here to screw you over.
00:08:04I knew it.
00:08:04Oh, big surprise.
00:08:05I fucking knew it.
00:08:06I knew it.
00:08:07One by one,
00:08:08each returning villain will step up
00:08:10and pick a villain to sabotage
00:08:12and crank a dial to spin them faster.
00:08:15That's so fucked up.
00:08:17The last one holding onto the screw wins.
00:08:19If you win this challenge,
00:08:21you will not only go to the finals,
00:08:23but you get to choose one of the villains
00:08:25who will sit next to you.
00:08:27The other three you'll place on the hit list
00:08:29and they'll battle it out tomorrow
00:08:31in the final redemption challenge.
00:08:33And the winner of that challenge
00:08:35earns the last seat in the final.
00:08:37But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:08:39We spent nearly 55 grand building giant screws
00:08:42and $12 on protective gear.
00:08:45Villains, mount your screws.
00:08:50Oh!
00:08:51Oh, Lord.
00:08:53My goal as a jury member
00:08:55is to make sure Paul does not win this game
00:08:58because I'm petty.
00:08:59That's why in some fan circles and forums,
00:09:02they call me mother.
00:09:04Here we go.
00:09:05One, two, three.
00:09:08Start screwing.
00:09:14The irony of it all.
00:09:16Right.
00:09:18Want some popcorn?
00:09:19I'll take some popcorn.
00:09:24I feel like fire hitting my arm.
00:09:27This is the most exciting screw I've ever witnessed.
00:09:30Oh, my God.
00:09:32This can't be happening.
00:09:33I'm holding my body weight
00:09:34and I'm really dizzy.
00:09:36So I have no idea
00:09:38what's going on left or right.
00:09:40Ashley, you are up first
00:09:42to screw someone over.
00:09:44Who am I going to screw?
00:09:46Easily.
00:09:47Kate.
00:09:48Oh!
00:09:48Hit Kate.
00:09:50It's actually kind of fun.
00:09:52Kate gets the faster screw here.
00:09:54The first one she's probably had in years.
00:09:57Listen, I go to every competition show
00:09:59not caring.
00:10:00Kate is literally throwing our money away.
00:10:03Yep.
00:10:03However, in House of Villains,
00:10:05I care a little bit more.
00:10:07Nothing motivates me more than revenge.
00:10:08But also, $200,000 is a lot of money.
00:10:11I have fucks to give now.
00:10:13It's a very new feeling.
00:10:15Woo!
00:10:16All right, Jackie.
00:10:17Oh, me!
00:10:17You're up next.
00:10:18This is easy.
00:10:20Of course it's gonna be Paul!
00:10:25I was the first villain to exit
00:10:27and I'm pretty sure that Paul had a little bit,
00:10:30if not everything, to do with that.
00:10:31So screw you, Paul.
00:10:33Bing!
00:10:34Joke's on you, Jackie.
00:10:36I actually voted to keep you in the fucking game.
00:10:38Nobody knows that, but I was the third vote.
00:10:42Fuck.
00:10:43Blame!
00:10:44I've never done something like this before.
00:10:46I'm gonna screw a woman.
00:10:47Oh!
00:10:47Um, I trusted Christine most, and she screwed me.
00:10:51You are genuinely one of the few people
00:10:53that I have, like, genuinely connected with.
00:10:55You're good with me.
00:10:58I know she likes a fast screw.
00:11:01She's just like me.
00:11:03Oh, sound logic.
00:11:04Woo!
00:11:05Woo!
00:11:07Woo!
00:11:07Woo!
00:11:07New York, how you doing?
00:11:08I love this girl, but not like this.
00:11:11Johnny, you are up.
00:11:12Fuck you, New York.
00:11:13Paul, Kate.
00:11:17I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
00:11:21Uh-oh, uh-oh.
00:11:22Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:26Yay!
00:11:28Yay!
00:11:28Yay!
00:11:29Yay!
00:11:30Fucking idiots.
00:11:32Hold on, Drita.
00:11:33Somebody check her pulse.
00:11:36Drita, can we get a proof of life fuck?
00:11:38Uh, fuck.
00:11:40I was the only one that didn't get screwed over.
00:11:43So this increases my odds of winning
00:11:45because they're all going faster than me.
00:11:48I'm just staying focused.
00:11:5320 minutes in, guys.
00:11:55It's hard to hold on.
00:11:56It's hot.
00:11:57There's sparks flying around me.
00:11:59My vision's blurring.
00:12:01I don't know where I am.
00:12:03I'm exhausted.
00:12:04My body's killing me.
00:12:05I don't care if I die.
00:12:08I cannot give up.
00:12:09All right.
00:12:11Villains, you have to move down to the third rung,
00:12:14the smaller foothold.
00:12:16Uh-oh.
00:12:20Move down.
00:12:21Drita, you're already there.
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:23Let's go!
00:12:24Yeah!
00:12:25We have lost New York.
00:12:27She is screwed.
00:12:28Johnny Middle Brooks.
00:12:30Need I say more?
00:12:31He needs an enema because that man is full of shit
00:12:35and he wants it to come out
00:12:36and we need him to release it.
00:12:41Careful, careful!
00:12:43He's out!
00:12:44Yeah!
00:12:45He's out!
00:12:46All is out.
00:12:47It is down to Christine and Drita.
00:12:50Damn!
00:12:50Nobody ever took a shot at Drita.
00:12:53And if Drita wins,
00:12:54I don't know that I stand a chance against her in the end.
00:12:57So, Christine,
00:12:58I need you to hold on a little longer.
00:13:00Hold on, you guys.
00:13:01Just hold on.
00:13:03Drita up there making a mean red sauce.
00:13:06That's some professional screwing right there.
00:13:10Oh, shit, Christine's foot is slipping.
00:13:13No, no, she's ducking out and did ballet.
00:13:15Oh, my God!
00:13:16Oh!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:21She's unfazed.
00:13:22She's unfazed.
00:13:23Okay, so on.
00:13:24She's unfazed.
00:13:31She's unfazed.
00:13:32And can't wait for this last one.
00:13:3435 minutes in, guys.
00:13:37Believe me, the producers had no idea it was going to last this long.
00:13:47This is huge.
00:13:48Right now, I'm holding on to this damn screw.
00:13:51You're not going to be able to peel me off of it.
00:13:53I feel like we're going to be here forever.
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:00Drita's down!
00:14:02Drita is down.
00:14:04We have a winner!
00:14:06It is Christine!
00:14:09Are we done?
00:14:10You won!
00:14:11You won!
00:14:12For real?
00:14:13Christine won.
00:14:14Don't step on Drita.
00:14:15Good job, good job!
00:14:20Good job!
00:14:21Me and Christine had our issues, but she puts Tyson up, so I know she has my back.
00:14:26We're in the final three.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28I know.
00:14:30So I'm looking at Christine like we made it.
00:14:32We're going to the end.
00:14:34Christine, you are our final supervillain and have earned your spot in the final three.
00:14:43Christine, you now have only a few hours to make the most important decision of the season.
00:14:48I'm so excited I won the challenge,
00:14:50but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to be stressed making this decision because now I have four people's
00:14:56fates in my hands.
00:14:58Kate, Paul, Drita, and New York.
00:15:00And I want to put myself in the best position.
00:15:04To win.
00:15:05To win.
00:15:15I feel like I got fucking hit by a tractor trailer.
00:15:20We're here.
00:15:20Oh my gosh, the exterminators are here.
00:15:24They coming in now?
00:15:26Right.
00:15:26We're back.
00:15:27Where are the rats?
00:15:29Oh, I am fucking filming right now.
00:15:31Can I just sit in the bathroom?
00:15:33I can't.
00:15:33I'm literally about to die.
00:15:38Attention-starved beasts.
00:15:40It's my house now.
00:15:43We are roaming the house looking to devour us for screen time.
00:15:48How's your time been?
00:15:49It's been good.
00:15:50We missed you.
00:15:51Yeah.
00:15:51Yeah, well, you are, you know, one of the people that voted me out.
00:15:56I know.
00:15:56So, you know, I guess you didn't miss me that much.
00:16:00You know, I was very shocked, but you know what?
00:16:03I hope you had fun, and I hope you had a good time while I was gone.
00:16:10Do you still want to continue the scene?
00:16:11No!
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13I officially hate it here.
00:16:15Again.
00:16:16What the hell?
00:16:18What's up, G?
00:16:20That's you, man.
00:16:21Me too, bro.
00:16:22Come here.
00:16:24I got you, baby.
00:16:26Yay, we're back.
00:16:27Yay.
00:16:29Ah.
00:16:30Ah.
00:16:31Dude.
00:16:32I'm so happy to be back in the super bed.
00:16:34I know, me too, man.
00:16:35I really miss Tyson.
00:16:37I feel like I already won anyways.
00:16:39Yeah, same.
00:16:40Slumber party!
00:16:43Are you going to lick your thumb?
00:16:45No, probably not.
00:16:50Hi, Biggie!
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:51Hi, baby!
00:16:52I know.
00:16:53I hear you guys in here cracking up.
00:16:54I definitely want to know what I miss.
00:16:56Mama has had FOMO.
00:16:58Whatever that is.
00:17:01You know what it is.
00:17:02No.
00:17:03What the?
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:11Oh, no.
00:17:12Drita!
00:17:13They put that thing back on the walls.
00:17:18You got to go.
00:17:19Bye-bye.
00:17:21Feels good to be back with the gang.
00:17:22Hell yeah, it does.
00:17:23I cannot believe everyone that I was in an alliance with besides Paul is eliminated.
00:17:28It's all the shitty competitors left, and if I would have been with the girls, probably
00:17:33would still be here.
00:17:34I thought you left because you were sick.
00:17:37And I forgot about that.
00:17:42This is exactly how I feel coming back into the South.
00:17:53I just want to get ready for your final hit list ceremony.
00:18:00You can hop in the shower first.
00:18:02I'm going to do makeup.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04In just a few hours, Christine has to choose who's on the hit list
00:18:07and who she's going to bring to the final three.
00:18:10But Christine got really weird when it was the spitting venom challenge.
00:18:14So, yeah, I got to block all the little maggots
00:18:17that are going to chirp in her ear
00:18:18about why she should bring them to the end instead of me.
00:18:21You want to know something?
00:18:22Whatever's meant to be is meant to be.
00:18:24Yeah, that's kind of how I feel.
00:18:25You could say, Drita, you're coming with me to the finals,
00:18:27or you could put me up for the hit list.
00:18:30But if you don't take me to the finals,
00:18:32you're going to have to pick one of those three for the finals.
00:18:37So it's on you on what decision you want to make.
00:18:40Okay, got it.
00:18:41Sabine Drita here is the obvious choice
00:18:43because she's the only person that's had my back in this house.
00:18:47Honestly, well, I don't know, but maybe.
00:18:49I think so.
00:18:50Listen, I want one of us two to win the game.
00:18:54I can't risk you losing in competition against them.
00:18:57So I'm picking you.
00:19:09It's such a good feeling.
00:19:11We went through so much in this house.
00:19:14And Christine, being loyal and keeping it real with me
00:19:17means everything to me.
00:19:18I would never win tomorrow.
00:19:20Oh, just so you know.
00:19:21I cannot move.
00:19:23No.
00:19:27Who do y'all think she's taking?
00:19:28I think she's just taking her closest ally.
00:19:31I'm going to just grab the shampoo.
00:19:33Oh, great idea.
00:19:34Will you grab the shit in the shower?
00:19:35Yes.
00:19:35Yeah, good idea.
00:19:37Okay, and thank you.
00:19:47Hi, come on in.
00:19:48Am I annoying you?
00:19:49No, not at all.
00:19:50Okay.
00:19:51Have you had any conversations?
00:19:53No, I have not.
00:19:54Okay, but what are you thinking?
00:19:55How do you feel?
00:19:56Well, I don't know what's going on tonight.
00:19:59You have to pick people.
00:20:00Right.
00:20:00No.
00:20:00No, I know that.
00:20:02No, what I mean is, I don't know, like, the conversations that are conversing in the house.
00:20:07You want me to tell you some of them?
00:20:09Yeah, I mean, sure.
00:20:11Everybody loves Drita, and everybody wants her to win.
00:20:16You think so?
00:20:17She was the only one who wasn't sabotaging that competition, and everybody was cheering
00:20:22for her.
00:20:24Everybody.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:25The best shot that we both have is probably against each other, because we both rubbed people
00:20:31the wrong way, but if Drita's there, she wins, dude, like, no matter what.
00:20:36Paul's making some great points.
00:20:38Saving Drita here is a really big risk.
00:20:42My heart is saying, bring her with me, but now my brain, I'm not sure.
00:20:49Okay, good luck, girl.
00:20:51Here you go.
00:20:52$200,000 is life-changing amount of money.
00:20:55It's for my life.
00:20:56It's for my son.
00:20:57It's the difference in, like, everything.
00:21:06Oh, I don't want to cry.
00:21:13New York.
00:21:15Do you think that Drita's probably going to be the one Christine saves?
00:21:19To be honest, I haven't really seen Christine since she's one supervillain, but I do believe
00:21:26that her and Drita are mega close, and that kind of bond at this stage in the game cannot
00:21:33be persuaded or broken.
00:21:35So I'm not even going to bother to speak to Christine.
00:21:38Look how far we've come.
00:21:42I'm not making a pitch to Christine.
00:21:44I'd like to leave with as much dignity as possible, but I don't know exactly how smart Christine
00:21:50is.
00:21:50If she leaves Drita off the hit list, we'll have her answer.
00:21:59What are you guys waiting for?
00:22:01Villains and rejected villains.
00:22:05Please go to the bookshelf with your tiny Coke Zeros.
00:22:09What if we don't want to bring them?
00:22:11Yeah, I'm not taking mine.
00:22:13Going into this hit list ceremony, I'm not sure if Christine's going to make a game move
00:22:17or an emotional move.
00:22:18Look, if it's not me, just make sure it's not Drita, because then everybody loses.
00:22:24But who knows?
00:22:41Hello, villains.
00:22:43Welcome to your final hit list nomination.
00:22:46Your time at the House of Villains is almost at an end.
00:22:51In just 24 hours, I will have forgotten your name.
00:22:55Kidding.
00:22:56I've already forgotten.
00:22:59Christine, you are the supervillain and automatically one of the final villains in this competition.
00:23:06We are all just as surprised as you.
00:23:12Christine, please take your throne.
00:23:20Christine, you will nominate three villains to be on the hit list.
00:23:26The one villain not on the hit list will be joining you in the finals.
00:23:31Who do you nominate first and why?
00:23:38My first nomination is a very strong competitor, Tiffany.
00:23:46Oh, she didn't even say my...
00:23:48Oh, sorry, New York.
00:23:49I'm sorry, New York.
00:23:50I'm sorry.
00:23:51You've been here before.
00:23:53How does it feel to be back on the final hit list?
00:23:55Unfortunately, it feels like my fate.
00:23:58This is what I'm used to.
00:23:59This is what I do.
00:24:01I fight my way back and back.
00:24:03Hence, season motherfucking three.
00:24:05Kill me!
00:24:06Somebody!
00:24:07Start my lights out!
00:24:10Shall I proceed?
00:24:11Yes, you can!
00:24:13Yes, you shall!
00:24:14So standing here means absolutely motherfucking nothing!
00:24:19Enough!
00:24:24Christine, who do you nominate next and why?
00:24:28The next person is also an extremely fierce competitor.
00:24:36Paul, I'm so sorry.
00:24:46Paul, how does it feel to be on the final hit list?
00:24:49Honestly, I like this position because I want to earn my spot in the end.
00:24:57Of course you're there.
00:24:59Christine, tell us your third nomination and why.
00:25:04My third nomination is the hardest one yet.
00:25:12I'm having to make a decision that's really hard for me.
00:25:17I'm not a gamer.
00:25:19I'm not a strategizer.
00:25:21I'm not a competitor.
00:25:22And this is the first time I have to think of myself for once.
00:25:25And I don't do that often.
00:25:28I know this person can win the competition.
00:25:32I know how this person competes.
00:25:35And for that reason, Drita, please...
00:25:38Oh, my God.
00:25:40I am nominating you because I know you can win the challenge.
00:25:50Oh, my God.
00:25:51That's some...
00:25:52Christine, no, Drita.
00:25:55I respect Christine.
00:25:57That's a villainous move.
00:26:00From the beginning, you know, I told her we'll take it to the end.
00:26:03But I guess me being loved made you scared.
00:26:08Everyone loves me because I kept my word.
00:26:10Drita.
00:26:11Now I'm talking.
00:26:14And honestly, the truth is, I didn't strategize that.
00:26:20I just kept it 100.
00:26:22And hopefully, the people I'm loyal with do not vote your ass.
00:26:30You want to give me your vote like you were gonna?
00:26:34Then you vote the right motherfucking way.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:37I promise you, because you fucked me over, they won't fuck with you.
00:26:43Play your little safe space.
00:26:44Drive your little Lambo.
00:26:46You ain't getting fucking 200,000.
00:26:48That's how the fuck that's gonna go motherfucking down.
00:26:54Kate, you have officially made it into the final three with Christine.
00:26:59How do you feel?
00:27:01Shocked, confused, and so excited.
00:27:04She's so excited.
00:27:07Oh, all right.
00:27:09Oh, okay.
00:27:10Good for you.
00:27:12She chose you because you hated in the fucking house.
00:27:14I know.
00:27:15I don't think I have a great chance with the jury because I have felt targeted pretty much the entire
00:27:21time in this house.
00:27:22That's what happens when you're cool.
00:27:23But then again, maybe these banished villains will remember I was better at the game than you, so I have
00:27:28hope.
00:27:30New York, Paul, and Drita, tomorrow you will compete in the final redemption challenge.
00:27:36The winner of that challenge will go up against Christine and Kate in the final vote.
00:27:41I usually make a joke right here as I tell you to go back to the house, but it's late
00:27:47in the season and I've run out.
00:27:48So, good night and good luck, George Clooney.
00:27:53It's not about just Christine.
00:27:55This has been a story of mine, unfortunately, with the closest people to me.
00:27:59They will promise you something, they will hug you, you will have tears, and you believe them.
00:28:05And I just feel so betrayed and fooled.
00:28:08I don't like to be fooled.
00:28:09She fooled me.
00:28:11What a rapish.
00:28:13Get a room, guys.
00:28:14Yeah, we do have one.
00:28:24Oh, think about that.
00:28:26I did put in a lot of work with Christine, and it paid off.
00:28:29Does it feel great that I'm on the hit list?
00:28:31No.
00:28:32But at least Drita's also there with me.
00:28:34The blindsiding is never necessary.
00:28:36I've been there in other shows, and it's fucked up.
00:28:39If Drita's there, she wins, dude.
00:28:41Like, no matter what.
00:28:43It's sick.
00:28:44Can you come outside?
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:49You made the right move tonight.
00:28:50I promise you, you did.
00:28:53No, I know it just doesn't feel that way, and I know Drita's not going to see it that way.
00:28:57No.
00:28:58I told Drita I was going to keep her, and then I laid it out, really laid it out, when
00:29:02I actually had a minute.
00:29:03Right.
00:29:04And then I was like, you would have been screwed.
00:29:06Fuck me.
00:29:07There was not a way you would win against her.
00:29:09I know.
00:29:10You might as well just write in a check right then.
00:29:12Fuck me.
00:29:12But she's going to turn everyone against me, and then I get no votes.
00:29:15She's an actress that doesn't care, drives a Lamborghini, is not here for the right reasons.
00:29:20This is not a test of friendship, this game we're playing.
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:24It's $200,000 that you could very well use yourself.
00:29:30Tonight was traumatizing, but at the end of the day, I'm playing for myself, I'm playing for my son, and
00:29:37I have to do what I have to do to win this thing.
00:29:40I respect so much the strength you had to do that.
00:29:44It was very villainy.
00:29:48She don't deserve the win.
00:29:50Are you going to go sit at the table with them?
00:29:51She don't deserve it.
00:29:53No.
00:29:53I'm number two on their shit list.
00:29:56But you definitely shouldn't.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:01Well, I guess it's my bedtime, fellas.
00:30:03Well, that super bed isn't going to sleep in itself.
00:30:06I might have to come in there and get a glimpse.
00:30:08Yeah, you should.
00:30:09So I can learn some new poses when I go back home.
00:30:11That's right.
00:30:17Nope.
00:30:23I'm sure plane wants camera time.
00:30:27I'm sleeping with my aunties.
00:30:30My aunties.
00:30:39Mallory, what is up?
00:30:41It's Tom Sandoval.
00:30:43May you have all the luck and happiness in life can hold.
00:30:46And may all your rainbows lead to a pop of gold.
00:30:50Cheers to you, Mallory.
00:30:51And happy birthday.
00:31:02Good morning.
00:31:03Good morning.
00:31:04How are you?
00:31:04I don't get makeup on you.
00:31:05I'm good.
00:31:05I have to get some coffee.
00:31:06Uh, there is coffee in there.
00:31:08I don't know who made it, but it's been...
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:10...growing fabric.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Oh, shoot.
00:31:13I go out to the group coffee and take theirs.
00:31:16You too.
00:31:19Cast walking.
00:31:21Cast walking.
00:31:22Cast walking.
00:31:24Uh-oh.
00:31:24What's going on here?
00:31:25Just getting some coffee.
00:31:28You can't?
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:31See, if he wasn't in there, we could have snuck it.
00:31:33I did it last time.
00:31:34Nobody was in there.
00:31:39Isn't it so hard to find things?
00:31:41Yep.
00:31:42I know.
00:31:43Shit's everywhere.
00:31:44Everywhere.
00:31:45Last night, I got screwed by the person I love the most in the house, that I trusted the
00:31:50most.
00:31:51She crushed me, but I raised my kids to fight, to never give up, and this goal of winning
00:31:57this $200,000, I'm going to fucking fight for it.
00:32:00I am fucking not happy right now.
00:32:05Can I talk to you?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07I was up fucking all night.
00:32:09I didn't sleep, obviously.
00:32:10You shut that shit down, I'm going to be honest.
00:32:12I mean, because everybody assumed, oh, Drita, that's her girl, that's your guy's girl.
00:32:16I know.
00:32:17But I said, if she picks Drita, she's cutting her chances down quite a bit because everybody
00:32:22loves both.
00:32:23This was not like, yay, let me tell Drita this, and then let me do the opposite.
00:32:27That's not what happened.
00:32:28I was shaking, like, because I was so uncomfortable.
00:32:33I'm telling you, Drita is the only one that has not been on the hit list this entire time.
00:32:38I've been up there fucking twice.
00:32:40I've been pawned, I've been fucking betrayed, I've been put between people, like, I've been
00:32:45getting gangbanged, and I am still here.
00:32:48Christine, you have it.
00:32:49I don't care.
00:32:50You have it, and I'm so proud of you, where you are now, and I will stand with you and
00:32:55go in there, bitch, you did this, badass, okay?
00:32:59Now I need you to put your big girl pants on, and you need to win this motherfucker.
00:33:03I knew of all people, Jackie would understand how to play a game.
00:33:06I mean, after all, she is a basketball wife.
00:33:09You're going to be fine, okay?
00:33:10Hearing her say that she's going to vote for me, I'm feeling really confident.
00:33:13Don't you worry about it, I'm glad you got me, so.
00:33:20Villain.
00:33:21What?
00:33:22It is time to get ready for your final redemption challenge.
00:33:26Please dress like you're going to a fancy awards show.
00:33:29That's not happening.
00:33:31That is never happening.
00:33:33But do it anyway.
00:33:35Fancy?
00:33:35Okay, I could do that.
00:33:39I don't know where any of my fucking underwear is.
00:33:42I think I left my tits in the hotel.
00:33:46Can you go to Plain Jane's Hotel and pick up her breasts?
00:33:52How you guys?
00:33:53Hello, boys.
00:33:55Look at y'all.
00:33:57Holy.
00:33:58And the Oscar goes to.
00:34:02Thank you, thank you.
00:34:05Villains.
00:34:06Uh-oh.
00:34:07It is time to depart for your final redemption challenge.
00:34:11Prepare your buttocks for their SUV ride into the sunset.
00:34:16Banish villains.
00:34:17Get in one car and the final five please take another.
00:34:21We can't have any cross-contamination.
00:34:23I have butterflies in my stomach because I want to be in the finals so bad.
00:34:29Season one was a bust.
00:34:30I went home way too soon.
00:34:35Season two?
00:34:36I lasted pretty long.
00:34:38Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:40New York and Larsa, you have lost the challenge and also lost on your chance at $200,000.
00:34:47I am not about to let history repeat itself.
00:34:50I am here to win this motherfucker.
00:34:53Princess Diana's not here yet.
00:34:54Are we going to be indoor or outdoor?
00:34:56Indoor.
00:34:57Is she okay?
00:34:58Of course she's okay.
00:34:59She's just allowed to take forever.
00:35:01I mean, we've had five hours.
00:35:03Hi, guys.
00:35:06Listen, I don't want this car ride to be awkward or weird, so let's just, like, talk and have
00:35:12fun, you know?
00:35:13Like, we don't need to talk about anything serious, but, you know, I feel like it's a
00:35:16funeral.
00:35:26You know, I feel like it's a funeral, but I don't want to talk to you and have a conversation.
00:35:37Yeah, but I don't want to talk to you.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:39We had that talk, remember, when you were crying and hugging me and I'm not going to pick
00:35:43you and I said, oh, thank God, yeah, we had the talk.
00:35:46I got a challenge to pay attention to.
00:35:49Let's see what happens.
00:35:50If there's one fucking thing I'm going to say and I'm going to say nothing, I don't win.
00:35:54I will make sure you lose.
00:35:56Drita really needs to shut the fuck up because this is a house of villains and you have to
00:36:02do what is best for your strategy and your gameplay.
00:36:05So, Christine deciding to put up her roommate, I liked it.
00:36:10It made me salivate.
00:36:11I'd rather lose with integrity than win and be a piece of shit.
00:36:15And remember those words because that's me.
00:36:23From Burbank, California, the Academy of Overly Dramatic Arts and People Who Don't Know
00:36:29Sciences welcomes Joel McHale.
00:36:38Hello, villains.
00:36:39And welcome to the biggest night in the valley, the Backstabbies.
00:36:47All the huge celebrities are out tonight, just not in this room.
00:36:52I look around and it is a who's who of who the hell is that.
00:36:57All right, now let's welcome our competing villains, fucking Drita, New York, and the
00:37:02goatee whose wish to become a real boy came true, Paul.
00:37:06All right, guys.
00:37:08This is the most pivotal do or die moment in the entire season.
00:37:12Like, if you lose, you're done.
00:37:13If you win, you get that spot in the final three.
00:37:17I need to beat both New York and Drita because I actually think I stand a chance at winning
00:37:21this whole thing if I do.
00:37:23Jackie, how does the show look in 3D?
00:37:29Paul, New York, Drita, this is obviously your final redemption challenge.
00:37:36Everyone received an awards ballot and filled them out in private.
00:37:39When I read an award category, you three will guess which villain won that award based on
00:37:46how everyone in the house voted.
00:37:48The villain who guesses the most award categories correctly wins this challenge and joins Christine
00:37:53and Kate at our final banishment ceremony tonight, where we will crown the winner of House
00:37:59of Villains Season 3.
00:38:01If Drita wins this redemption challenge, this big move last night was for nothing.
00:38:05So I do not want Drita to win.
00:38:08New York and Paul, I can handle.
00:38:11But Drita, no.
00:38:12The first category is, who is the last person you'd want as a challenge partner?
00:38:19Are your answers locked in?
00:38:21Paul, who did you pick?
00:38:23I picked New York.
00:38:25Softie.
00:38:26New York, who did you pick?
00:38:27Me.
00:38:31Drita, who did you pick?
00:38:33New York.
00:38:35And the winner is...
00:38:39New York.
00:38:43Come here, this way.
00:38:44This way.
00:38:44Ah!
00:38:45The next category is, who is the most likely to buy followers?
00:38:50This is based on what you think everyone in the house voted.
00:38:53Right, okay.
00:38:54Have you bought any followers, Jackie?
00:38:56I've never bought followers.
00:38:58That's the one thing I'm too cheap to.
00:38:59I'll take that money and go to Target instead.
00:39:01Paul, I put Christine.
00:39:05You can see Christine wants to kill you now from the smile on her face.
00:39:09New York, who did you pick?
00:39:10Christine.
00:39:12Drita, who's the most likely to buy followers?
00:39:15I was gonna say Christine, and I changed my mind and put Tom.
00:39:21Christine definitely buys followers.
00:39:22But then I thought of, who loves themselves even, maybe more than Christine?
00:39:27I am the enemy!
00:39:30Tom would buy followers.
00:39:32The villain most likely to buy followers is...
00:39:38Tom.
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:43I'm so happy!
00:39:44I selected Tom because I looked up Tom on Instagram.
00:39:47He has one million followers.
00:39:48Those cannot all be fucking real.
00:39:50And if they are, they're real, but they're real fucking stupid.
00:39:53The next award is...
00:39:55The Biggest Crybaby.
00:39:57The Biggest Crybaby.
00:40:00Drita, who did you say?
00:40:01Me.
00:40:02New York, Biggest Crybaby.
00:40:04I'm gonna say Christine.
00:40:06Christine.
00:40:07Paul, who did you put?
00:40:09I put Ashley.
00:40:10What the fuck?
00:40:12I never fucking cry.
00:40:15That's not true.
00:40:15They already know that I came in here feeling insecure.
00:40:18I don't want my mommy.
00:40:22In the category of Biggest Crybaby, the winner is...
00:40:28Drita.
00:40:29Yes!
00:40:30For badness, nice.
00:40:31I can't believe I can't hear you, right?
00:40:33I wish you were with me.
00:40:35Drita has three.
00:40:37New York and Paul each have one.
00:40:39The next award is...
00:40:40Can't land a joke.
00:40:42And you're not allowed to say me.
00:40:44Don't worry, it's not you.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:46New York, who did you put?
00:40:48The chicken finger, Tyson.
00:40:49He just tells too many of them at once.
00:40:52So which one do you laugh at?
00:40:53And which one do you ignore?
00:40:54It can't plop.
00:40:55Too many.
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Drita, who did you put?
00:40:58I also put Tyson.
00:41:00All right, Paul, who did you put?
00:41:02I was gonna put Tyson, but then I switched it over to Tom.
00:41:05Why Tom?
00:41:06Because, you know, sometimes Tyson's jokes land.
00:41:10And the award for can't land a joke goes to...
00:41:16Tyson.
00:41:17The award does go to Tyson.
00:41:19Hell yeah.
00:41:22Drita has four.
00:41:23New York has two.
00:41:24Paul has one.
00:41:26With three rounds left...
00:41:28Paul, if you don't get this next one correct, you are eliminated.
00:41:30Not just from this game, but from the entire competition.
00:41:35Should have gone with my gut, because it's Tyson who's always saying these stupid jokes.
00:41:40This sucks ass.
00:41:41Our next award is in the category of...
00:41:45The most likely to be excluded from the group chat when the season is over.
00:41:52New York, who did you put?
00:41:53I know this person very well.
00:41:56Myself.
00:41:57Are you on group chats with the previous two casts?
00:41:59Oh, absolutely not.
00:42:01All right, well, that's consistent.
00:42:04Paul.
00:42:05I put Christine.
00:42:06Drita, who did you put?
00:42:08Well, this was tricky, but I did put Tyson.
00:42:12Why Tyson?
00:42:13He was manipulating a lot of people.
00:42:16They found out that he was manipulating them.
00:42:18So I don't think they would be, like, so joyous to add him to the group chat.
00:42:21Fuck you, Drita.
00:42:22All right, the most likely to be excluded from the group chat is...
00:42:29Kate.
00:42:31Kate, you were all wrong.
00:42:33Oh, my gosh.
00:42:35There's nothing better than leaving a group chat.
00:42:38It's so passive, aggressive.
00:42:40I left my own family's group chat once.
00:42:43Paul, you have been banished from the house of villains.
00:42:45Damn.
00:42:46Fuck.
00:42:47Maybe you could replace one of the cardboard people.
00:42:50Good job, Paul.
00:42:51You had a good run, bro.
00:42:52I just can't seem to fucking get the endgame right.
00:42:55I feel like it's, like, my permanent lore to get so close, but just not quite.
00:43:02You know what I mean?
00:43:02That should be studied.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:05The score is Drita 4, New York 2.
00:43:08There are two categories left.
00:43:10Let's go, Drita.
00:43:10If Drita gets this right, she wins.
00:43:13The award is for Fakest.
00:43:18Well, that's right.
00:43:20Who is the fakest?
00:43:22I wrote down Christine.
00:43:23It's obvious I feel that way.
00:43:25But this answer has to be the house of villains' answer.
00:43:29All the villains.
00:43:30So I changed it to Tyson because I'm like, oh, he manipulated a lot of people here.
00:43:36And my gut said, you stick with your first initial response, and that was Christine.
00:43:42I was just like, let me go with my gut.
00:43:45New York, what's your answer?
00:43:47I mean, I just stop at lashes and wigs.
00:43:49But Plain Jane has fake titties.
00:43:53I don't know what she's talking about.
00:43:55Ass and everything else.
00:43:57Whatever you want to name.
00:43:58So my girl playing Jane.
00:44:00Honey, these are real.
00:44:02Drita, what did you put?
00:44:04I put Christine.
00:44:05Why?
00:44:06Because she just truly showed me she was the fakest motherfucker I ever saw.
00:44:12If Drita gets this right, she wins.
00:44:15If New York gets it right and Drita doesn't, the game goes on.
00:44:20All right, here we go.
00:44:21The award for Fakest in the house goes to...
00:44:28Christine.
00:44:29Yeah!
00:44:33New York, you've been banished for a third time.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:38Congratulations.
00:44:38Drita has won the challenge.
00:44:41I may not have won again, but being a part of the house of villains has been a full circle
00:44:47moment in my career as a villain.
00:44:50This is a place that welcomes everything that you are, that people love to hate on you for.
00:44:55And it feels so good to be hated.
00:44:59I know.
00:45:00No.
00:45:00It's gonna be all right.
00:45:02Drita, you are the winner and will join Christine and Kate in the final three.
00:45:10Being in the final three with Trita, I am realizing I'm a little bit fucked.
00:45:15But maybe there's a chance that the voting jury will be voting for the best villain, not the best chef.
00:45:22But in the meantime, fuck everyone.
00:45:26And vote for me!
00:45:28All right, everyone.
00:45:29Back to the house.
00:45:31Nicely done.
00:45:38The wannabe Captain Hook.
00:45:40I really put this on you.
00:45:42Tiffany.
00:45:43Don't use my government name.
00:45:44You call me New York.
00:45:47Bye, bitches.
00:46:02What a beautiful feeling.
00:46:04Home sweet home, everybody.
00:46:06The last time it is.
00:46:09How do you feel?
00:46:10Good.
00:46:11How's it feel, Drita?
00:46:13I'm sitting here telling you I made it to the final three.
00:46:16How crazy is that?
00:46:18I went through the wringer in this house.
00:46:21Oh!
00:46:22I watched my alliances leave the house one by one.
00:46:24I found myself alone, up against a lot of people.
00:46:28And all I did was go with my gut throughout the whole game.
00:46:31Should they give me the money because of that reason?
00:46:33We will see.
00:46:34We need drinks.
00:46:35A bottle of champagne or two never killed anyone.
00:46:40I'm over it.
00:46:42And by it, I mean being in this.
00:46:45Fuck.
00:46:46Try my best.
00:46:47Dude, that's all right.
00:46:48I knew you were going to win, but like, you got a good run.
00:46:52Fuck you.
00:46:55Drita, Drita, Drita.
00:46:56Girl, you're a finalist, bitch.
00:46:58You're in the NBA finals.
00:46:59I was nervous.
00:47:00I'm not going to lie.
00:47:01Drita, you did that shit, and you did it convincingly.
00:47:03Fucking badass.
00:47:08I don't fuck making drinks.
00:47:09You shouldn't have to, dude.
00:47:10There's no reason to.
00:47:11They can't vote you out.
00:47:13I'm so happy about this vote.
00:47:14I get to feel fucking great about who I'm fucking voting for.
00:47:18I'm going to give the most heartfelt Love Island speech for Drita.
00:47:23From the first day, I walked in to this villa.
00:47:27It's not a villa.
00:47:31It's hard for me because Christine was a total villain by not saving her best friend Drita
00:47:37at the end, and Kate was probably the best competitor in here.
00:47:40And then Drita is the only one who didn't do anyone dirty in the house.
00:47:44I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to do.
00:47:47Honestly, I would rather be at a funeral right now than vote to give someone else $200,000.
00:47:54I'm still a villain, and I don't give a damn about those other bitches who voted me out.
00:48:00Sorry.
00:48:01But no one voted you out.
00:48:03Well, not voted me out, but they wanted me out.
00:48:04You know.
00:48:05We only have eight votes.
00:48:07Eight votes.
00:48:08Tom and Tyson are not voting for Drita.
00:48:10You think?
00:48:11I mean, Drita has outspoken about how she hates Tyson in the game.
00:48:15Right about that part.
00:48:16And then Tom, he's going to go whatever Tyson does.
00:48:19Tells him to.
00:48:20Well, let's see if any of these girls come over and ask us how we're voting,
00:48:23because I'm not going to go to them.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:27Where is everybody?
00:48:28Hello?
00:48:29Hello.
00:48:29Oh, hi.
00:48:30Drita might have a friend or two on the jury, but I played a better game.
00:48:34I've been through the trenches.
00:48:35I've been put up.
00:48:37I've been supervillain twice.
00:48:38I have been kicking ass, and she's what?
00:48:41Been in the kitchen serving meatballs?
00:48:43Like, can't relate.
00:48:44What are they, like, saying?
00:48:45I'm nervous.
00:48:48Well, I don't know.
00:48:50I mean, for me, obviously, like, I love you, but I have, like, a personal relationship with
00:48:55all three of you.
00:48:56Yeah, totally.
00:48:57I have to think.
00:48:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:00Obviously, people love Drita, but are people going to vote for somebody who they love,
00:49:05or are they going to vote for, you know, a villain who's a game that they respect?
00:49:11And honestly, like, I personally am leaning towards you, because I think you slay.
00:49:19I think you rule.
00:49:20This is the house of villains.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:24How are you feeling?
00:49:26I feel great.
00:49:27We don't have to say who we're voting for, but who are you leaning?
00:49:29I'll tell you.
00:49:30Drita.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32He's been team Christine the whole time.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:34I've been cool with her.
00:49:35What have you found that's making you not want to fuck with her right now?
00:49:38This is $200,000 on the fucking line.
00:49:41Like, you could give it to her, and she might date you, or you can give it to Drita, and
00:49:45she's going to hate you forever.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:47Well, Drita, right?
00:49:48Ever see her in life?
00:49:49We're cool.
00:49:50She's going to treat you like family.
00:49:51I see Christine.
00:49:52Oh, hey.
00:49:54You were on what show with me?
00:49:58Christine's like my little sister, and I told her earlier today, I'll give you my vote.
00:50:03If I can compel you, go for you to do it.
00:50:06But I'm going to be honest, there's going to be a motherfucking toss-up.
00:50:08I have to see how I feel.
00:50:11Can I just, like, talk to you guys for a sec?
00:50:12Sure.
00:50:13How are you guys feeling?
00:50:15Good.
00:50:15Good.
00:50:16How are you feeling?
00:50:16I feel great.
00:50:17Huh?
00:50:18I feel great.
00:50:18I do.
00:50:19So I think you have an option, and you can vote with someone who's likable, or someone
00:50:27who's likable and played a game.
00:50:29That's up to you.
00:50:30That's all.
00:50:31Right.
00:50:32I knew of all people, you'd understand it.
00:50:34And you would too, Tom, obviously.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:38But I love you guys.
00:50:39You guys are great.
00:50:40Okay.
00:50:40Right.
00:50:41All three of these women played very different games, and there is merit to all three of their
00:50:47styles.
00:50:47Christine made the most villainous move of the season by putting up her best friend,
00:50:51Drita.
00:50:52Drita didn't cross anybody the whole season.
00:50:54And then when Christine finally tried to get rid of her, she won the redemption challenge
00:51:00to get back into the game.
00:51:01And then you have Kate, who almost got banished early, and then won supervillain twice in a
00:51:07row and took swings at the biggest targets in the house.
00:51:11I think whoever explains their strategy and showed why they did the things that they did
00:51:15will win my vote.
00:51:17What's up, Johnny?
00:51:18You guys going to throw the pot on this one?
00:51:19I think it's actually going to be close.
00:51:20You do?
00:51:21Between who?
00:51:22Well, I figure you're not voting for Drita.
00:51:25I might.
00:51:26I'm going to listen to what everybody has to say.
00:51:27And if somebody gives the speech of a lifetime, then I would vote for that person.
00:51:31As much as I feel like I know, Paul, you'd be a wild card, too.
00:51:35Congrats.
00:51:35Congrats, you.
00:51:37Third and fourth place.
00:51:38I did my best.
00:51:39We're all just doing the best we can.
00:51:40And then New York is a wild card.
00:51:42Absolutely.
00:51:43I think that everybody's pretty much made up their mind.
00:51:46One thing for sure, Drita is not getting my vote.
00:51:49Drita was the mom of the house, and she was really trying to fatten us all up, and I can't
00:51:54respect that.
00:51:55This is House of Villains, not Hansel and Gretel.
00:51:58I haven't even consulted with the house.
00:52:00The house doesn't consult with me.
00:52:01I'm going to go with my gut, and I know what to do.
00:52:03Same with you?
00:52:04Yes.
00:52:04Perfect.
00:52:05New York has voted for the strategist.
00:52:08She voted for Wes the second season.
00:52:09I can see her voting for Kate.
00:52:10They're roommates.
00:52:11Do you guys have any reason to not want Drita to win?
00:52:14I don't like the fact that, like, the entire game, she's just been going around telling
00:52:18everybody, yelling about how, like, me and Tyson are scamming all the time.
00:52:22It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.
00:52:25I mean, what to see them at the end was sort of impressive, especially on the screw things,
00:52:30but I'd rather see her win.
00:52:31Drita winning tonight will literally feel like I walked away victorious, but right now,
00:52:37it's a toss-up.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:38I honestly really don't know.
00:52:42Villains, time to get ready for your final banishment ceremony.
00:52:49Who the fuck?
00:52:50Let me help you.
00:52:51Yeah, I need help.
00:52:53You want it this tight, motherfucker?
00:52:54You can't loosen it up?
00:52:57Is there anything else I can do for you guys right now before this big, stressful season
00:53:01finale moment?
00:53:02Can I talk to you for a sec?
00:53:05I wanted to make sure you were aware that this was your time to have your conversation.
00:53:09I'm not going to have those conversations.
00:53:12Why the fuck would I go sit with Tyson and Tom, two bitches telling each other, yeah, exactly,
00:53:20yeah, exactly?
00:53:22Did you really push one out?
00:53:24So just so we're clear, you're not going to vote for me to win because you're so mad?
00:53:29Okay, great.
00:53:30I actually think it's worse for your show.
00:53:32I'm building suspense.
00:53:34Mm-hmm.
00:53:47It is time to select the third season supervillain for the very last time.
00:53:53This final banishment won't be easy.
00:53:57I feel like I played an amazing game, but Kate and Drita also did the same.
00:54:02But no matter what, I feel so proud of myself.
00:54:05I really, really do.
00:54:06I, for sure, thought I was only going to be here for a week.
00:54:10And it just goes to show, like, you really can do anything you put your mind to.
00:54:28Here they are.
00:54:30Drita.
00:54:31Hi.
00:54:32Loser.
00:54:34Loser.
00:54:35Loser.
00:54:36Hey, no.
00:54:37Loser.
00:54:37Good morning, Jill.
00:54:39Loser.
00:54:39Good morning.
00:54:40Hey, y'all.
00:54:41Hey, loser.
00:54:43Loser.
00:54:44Holy Lord.
00:54:46Up there, Christine.
00:54:48All right, banished.
00:54:49Banished losers.
00:54:52Well, hello, villains.
00:54:54Hi, y'all.
00:54:55Here we go.
00:54:56Welcome to your final banishment ceremony.
00:54:59We came to find out who is the best villain in reality TV show history for a third time.
00:55:06Paul, in New York, you competed in the final redemption challenge earlier today and were banished from the game.
00:55:13Speaking of game, it looks like Paul will be hunting some later.
00:55:19I'm sorry.
00:55:20I'm sorry.
00:55:21I'm sorry.
00:55:22Jackie's my new favorite.
00:55:23Oh, no.
00:55:24You're killing me.
00:55:25Thank you, Geordi LaForge.
00:55:28Eliminated villains.
00:55:29Tonight, the power is in your hands.
00:55:33Either Christine, Kate, or Drita will be crowned America's ultimate supervillain and win $200,000.
00:55:43It is such a crazy thing to be smack dab in the middle of my two roommates.
00:55:49Who'd have thought they're in the finals?
00:55:51It is time for the villain's final, please.
00:55:54Why should they vote for you to win $200,000 and the title of ultimate supervillain?
00:56:02Let's start with Drita.
00:56:05There are so many types of villains, and we got them all in this room.
00:56:09You got calculated, smart, undercover, and then you got me, the one that tries to hide the villain that pops
00:56:18out when jerk-offs appear.
00:56:20Not taking shit to me is a mad villain, right?
00:56:23Villains ain't scared of fucking nobody.
00:56:26Somebody did me dirty.
00:56:27I straight up shot that down.
00:56:29I call it how it is.
00:56:31I say some shit.
00:56:32I say it to your face.
00:56:33That's my villain side of me.
00:56:35I will call you out if you fuck with me.
00:56:38Period.
00:56:39Christine?
00:56:40I didn't want to risk sounding like cord salad, which I know I always do, Kate.
00:56:44So I did write something that I do want to read because I didn't want to...
00:56:49I didn't want to forget it.
00:56:51That long-ass piece of paper, I'm not standing here.
00:56:53I can't listen to that bullshit.
00:56:54I just didn't want to forget it, okay?
00:56:56I just didn't want to forget it.
00:56:59Oh, girl.
00:57:00A fellow villain who I respect once told me, forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
00:57:07Another fellow villain once told me, energy doesn't lie.
00:57:15These two things can be true at once.
00:57:19A great villain is someone who shows everyone everything.
00:57:25It's not about being calculated or evil, per se.
00:57:30Blaine, Jane, how are you?
00:57:32I'm good.
00:57:34Good.
00:57:35If you're just joining us, we are halfway through Christine's speech here.
00:57:39Joel, this is a lot of money, okay?
00:57:42Editors can edit however they want.
00:57:44I only get one.
00:57:44Don't just vote for who you like and who has your heart, but also who you like, who has your
00:57:51heart,
00:57:52and also whose game you like the most.
00:57:56That's it.
00:57:58Yeah, all right.
00:58:02Kate.
00:58:04Now, I will make it short for the sake of her speech,
00:58:07but I think what makes a great reality TV villain is a villain origin story, and I think I had
00:58:16that here.
00:58:17I'm very congenial when I'm not fighting for my life.
00:58:20I was just a little busy defending myself.
00:58:23I don't know a lot about sports, but, like, if you do the math, like, a batting average,
00:58:26I was on the back foot from the moment I moved in, where you guys all had alliances and your
00:58:31roommates,
00:58:31but I didn't have the support that y'all had.
00:58:33No offense to New York having you as a roommate, because you're like a cat.
00:58:37Right, and I love sardines, so I get it.
00:58:39I was put up on the hit list.
00:58:41I won my way out.
00:58:43Kate, you are off the hit list.
00:58:47I'd like to thank me.
00:58:48I didn't have an alliance.
00:58:49I did it myself.
00:58:51And then I was put on the hit list again, and I won again.
00:58:56Congratulations, Kate.
00:58:57You are the supervillain.
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:00You're off the hit list.
00:59:02I'd like to thank me.
00:59:03And so I think if you're going to base your vote off of who's the best villain game player,
00:59:09the stats, according to sports or whatever, would point to me.
00:59:14I'm very proud of my performance here, because I did more than play.
00:59:18I dominated.
00:59:20Oh, my gosh.
00:59:22I'm getting a little bit concerned because Kate's speech is pretty compelling.
00:59:27You know, if Drita wasn't up on that stage,
00:59:29shit, I would be voting for Kate.
00:59:31Banish Villains, the floor is officially yours.
00:59:34Any questions you would like to say to our villains?
00:59:37Drita, between these two, who should win and why?
00:59:40If you can't win, which one of these should?
00:59:43I would definitely not pick Christine.
00:59:46That's a fucking crazy-ass question.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49Christine, which of these two would you choose to win and why?
00:59:52I would choose Kate, because she was playing the game.
00:59:54She was making moves.
00:59:56Kate?
00:59:56I think that Drita played a very long, subtle game.
01:00:01I would have loved to do that if I wasn't on the defense the entire time.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Thank you, Walker, Texas Ranger.
01:00:09It is time to vote to see who's going to win $200,000
01:00:15and win the title of ultimate supervillain.
01:00:19Because this is the finale, we are going to vote right here, live, in person.
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:25No!
01:00:26Don't do us like that now!
01:00:28Don't do that!
01:00:29But first, you have to step out and lock in your votes for legal reasons.
01:00:34Oh, okay.
01:00:35All right, Jackie.
01:00:35Me?
01:00:36Yes, you.
01:00:37There's no other Jackie.
01:00:38Yes!
01:00:39Jackie, you go first.
01:00:58Johnny Middlebrooks, you are first.
01:00:59Who did you vote for?
01:01:01My vote goes to Drita.
01:01:03I love you.
01:01:05Plain Jane.
01:01:06It gave me a lot of pleasure, Christine, today to look you in the eyes and tell you
01:01:10that I was voting for you, knowing full well that I sure the fuck wasn't,
01:01:14because that's exactly what the fuck you did to me the day that I went home.
01:01:16For that reason, I voted for Drita to win.
01:01:21New York?
01:01:22I've been in this game for three seasons.
01:01:26I like a nasty-ass villain that don't give a fuck.
01:01:31All they see is the win for them.
01:01:33So my vote is for it.
01:01:38Christine.
01:01:45Kate played an amazing game, but at the same time,
01:01:50the fact that Christine really screwed Drita over, I just feel like nothing trumps that for me.
01:01:58I'm not roommate with New York next year.
01:02:00Tom, go ahead.
01:02:01Even though, at times, I felt like Drita and I were against each other, you inspired me,
01:02:07and I think you're a great supervillain.
01:02:09Another vote for Drita.
01:02:10Drita, yes.
01:02:11Hell yeah!
01:02:12Yeah!
01:02:14Jackie?
01:02:16I want to say my roommates, I love you both.
01:02:19We did this together.
01:02:24Drita, you got my vote.
01:02:27If Drita gets one more vote, she wins.
01:02:31Paul, who did you vote for?
01:02:34Christine, I want to tell you that making an alliance with your roommate,
01:02:38taking them to the end, and cutting them out is a fucking villainous move.
01:02:44You would have had my vote had you just owned it.
01:02:49Now, Kate and Drita, I was like this.
01:02:54You got shots fired at you, you fired those shots back, and you're a cold, ice cold bitch.
01:03:01Like straight up.
01:03:02But I never considered taking a shot at Drita, and I don't think anybody else did either.
01:03:08Until the very end, where she did get blindsided by her roommate and fought her way back.
01:03:16That, to me, that gets my vote.
01:03:20Your vote's for Drita, right?
01:03:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:23Okay, okay, great, great.
01:03:26Congratulations, Drita!
01:03:28Yeah!
01:03:29You are America's ultimate super villain!
01:03:38I don't think anybody on the jury is really that happy for whoever won.
01:03:42We're just happier to take it away from the people we dislike more.
01:03:47And that's, in a sense, what a TV villain is.
01:03:51I don't get joy from winning.
01:03:54I get joy from watching other people lose.
01:03:58You do this shit for your daughter.
01:03:59You buy her that fucking car.
01:04:00You hear me?
01:04:01I want suckers!
01:04:03I want seven to one.
01:04:05I love this crowd.
01:04:06This is a new crowd.
01:04:07I heard they got mad money this year.
01:04:15I have no regrets, if I'm being honest, which I am always, unfortunately.
01:04:23I think I played a better game than Drita. I do.
01:04:25So, fuck everyone. I did a damn good job.
01:04:29Drita, you won $200,000. You are the ultimate super villain.
01:04:33You could make a speech and then send them through their televisions.
01:04:36Kate, I knew, I knew that you'd be tough and good.
01:04:42So, I did a line with you.
01:04:44Christine?
01:04:46Fuck you!
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:50Fuck you!
01:04:51Much of fucking jealous skinks, all of them.
01:05:03You know what? My loyalty to everyone?
01:05:08It's not easy to get it in return, and I got it in return tenfold.
01:05:12Oh no, Drita!
01:05:14The House of Villains has a new queen.
01:05:19Well, that's House of Villains season three, everybody.
01:05:22Thanks for watching. I hope we outrate traders.
01:05:24And don't forget to always spay and neuter your villains.
01:05:28Congrats, Drita!
01:05:32Drita!
01:05:34Is this what it's like to be in the bachelor limo after you're eliminated?
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