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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused
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00:05.
00:05Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:07Oh!
00:11It moved.
00:13Oh, hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15I miss you.
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:17John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:20Cute.
00:20I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I have to talk to him later, bud.
00:25I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:27Your head's not there.
00:28No.
00:29Uh-huh.
00:30I've developed feelings for Daisy,
00:31and it's only fair to everyone
00:33that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:34And I can't let it keep going.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Because it'll just get worse.
00:38We're going to try it out for you.
00:39Yeah.
00:40If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:42I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:45and I'm happy for both Janna and Eddie.
00:48Did I sound sincere?
00:50Ooh.
00:51I like you.
00:52And I think that our friendship is strong.
00:55I'd rather maintain what we've got
00:58than to ruin what we've got.
00:59All right.
01:00I'm kind of confused,
01:02but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:04I'd love to hang out with you.
01:06Okay.
01:06Nothing changes.
01:07Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:10Tyler's flying in his glam technician
01:13to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:15It's a secret surprise.
01:16Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:18I heard.
01:19Did Tyler smuggle one on?
01:20No.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24No.
01:25You didn't tell them.
01:26Jesus fucking Christ.
01:28What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:30Um, yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:32Okay, break it off the tube.
01:33Wait, what did you guys put in eggs?
01:35Pardon?
01:36What flavor is the eggs supposed to be?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Ben, I'll tell you.
01:39It tastes like dish soap.
01:41I put washing up liquor and the eggs.
01:45Can you taste this?
01:47Oh, my God.
01:49Lamb chops while they're still warm.
01:51Hey, Daisy.
01:51Daisy.
01:52I've got my hands full.
01:54I feel like I'm the only person
01:56who's channeling my energy into the job.
01:58It really is starting to feel like a joke.
02:00Guys, there's one of me.
02:01What's up?
02:02Why is there one of you?
02:03Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:05She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:19F***ing me.
02:20Interior of radio communications, please.
02:23Guys, don't be on the line while they're docking, please.
02:26There's one of me.
02:27What's up?
02:28Why is there one of you?
02:29Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:30She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:33F***ing me.
02:34I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:36What do you want?
02:36Listen, we want the frittata gone.
02:39Please.
02:40F***ing me.
02:41F***ing me.
02:43She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:45She'd handle the stress really well.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:49On go.
02:49I feel like I work pretty hard
02:51and if the service is slow, there's a reason.
02:55I want to do this cake.
02:56Okay.
02:56Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
02:59Yeah.
03:00And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:02How about you give me your pot washer
03:04for a minute to run plates?
03:06Thanks, man.
03:07Thanks for having me.
03:08Oh, I owe you one.
03:08Ah, that's a bean.
03:09Yeah, that's a bean.
03:10Where's your honey pot?
03:12It's over there.
03:13Oh, there it is.
03:14The hiding.
03:16What do we owe you?
03:17Ooh, five bucks.
03:19Five bucks.
03:19That's pretty good.
03:21Here, we've got some frittata as well.
03:22Can I, would you like some?
03:24Yes, please.
03:24There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:26Salt?
03:27No soap?
03:28Soap.
03:29Oh, I don't know.
03:30You're the guinea pig.
03:32Thanks.
03:32Oh, that is tenders away, tenders away.
03:38Daisy, chill, okay?
03:39What's going on?
03:40Talk to me.
03:41It's just here.
03:41You're doing the whole breakfast.
03:42You're doing all of breakfast.
03:43Me and Jenna.
03:44Jenna's doing drinks.
03:44You said there's one of you.
03:46Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:47I just thought you were actually on your own.
03:50Christ.
03:52Okay, yeah, crew, I'm going to proceed in.
03:54Copy.
03:55Is there any soap?
04:00It's an egg.
04:01Yeah!
04:06Front of starboard dock is closing meters and closing.
04:11How pretty is this?
04:12You can throw that to him now.
04:15Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:17Tighten it up.
04:18Copy.
04:19All secure.
04:20Good work.
04:20So I've left common cards by your bads.
04:23We appreciate all the feedback.
04:25The cheesecakes cooking.
04:26Good stuff.
04:28I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:30Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:31So you can marry out.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:35Sweet.
04:37A bit windswept there.
04:39All right, what stood out the most?
04:41I've heard soapy eggs.
04:43Hmm, overall experience.
04:45We'll come back to that one.
04:46F***, she can't deal with that.
04:49It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
04:51Already trying to send you over the edge.
04:53Yeah, I'm over the edge.
04:56Yeah, let's know if you can do anything.
04:59Perfect.
05:00I've decided to gift Captain with a little gift.
05:02Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:04Oh.
05:04I don't know where they are.
05:06Give him a duct tape.
05:07Go, Craig, get any of your whites.
05:08Coffee.
05:09A little dime.
05:13Hello.
05:15Hello.
05:15That's Elise's bottom to her bed.
05:18I'm not stinking anymore.
05:20Well, somewhat not.
05:20I'm not sweetie.
05:22He wrote like a five paragraph essay.
05:24I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:28Let's go.
05:30Wow, it feels like another reality out there.
05:33All right, y'all.
05:34Yay!
05:36You can ride for us.
05:39You guys are amazing.
05:40Bye.
05:40And this is for you.
05:41Oh.
05:42Yay!
05:44Perfect.
05:44Thank you for being here.
05:45Thanks for being here.
05:46Thank you, Al.
05:47Thank you very much for everything.
05:48We have all had the most memorable trip.
05:51Thank you very much.
05:52From everybody.
05:52And this is very well-deserved.
05:54I appreciate it.
05:55And I do have one more little competition.
05:59For the first person to jump off this marina,
06:03butt naked, gets $1,000.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06Cash!
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08$1,000.
06:09Let's go.
06:10Let's go.
06:11Woo!
06:13Woo!
06:16Woo!
06:17Woo!
06:18He's so close.
06:19He doesn't deserve it.
06:21He actually generally doesn't.
06:23I'm going to give this to you.
06:24Forgive me.
06:24That's more cash than I had to my ticket.
06:26He's going to have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:28Good job.
06:30We love your energy.
06:32All right, guys.
06:33Let's go.
06:34Bye, guys.
06:35Listen, everyone.
06:37Let's clean up.
06:38Let's get in our blues.
06:39Cool.
06:40Thank you very much.
06:42Oh.
06:43Yay!
06:44Mew, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
06:48Wow.
06:49Jesus Christ.
06:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:53It's coming.
06:53It's coming.
06:58Surely you don't...
06:59How do you get into it?
07:01It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest, but...
07:05I just have to try it out.
07:08That's insane.
07:14They look great.
07:20I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:25Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:30Copy.
07:30Ready, baby.
07:31Meh.
07:32What could have been better?
07:32Less soap.
07:37Chart of five.
07:39All exhausted?
07:40Sufficiently.
07:41Okay.
07:43Well...
07:44Gally, what a staffer.
07:46My ex tastes like dish soap.
07:47Literally, it tastes like dawn.
07:49It's unacceptable.
07:51Okay.
07:51Interior needs to actually crack down.
07:53Work together.
07:55In unison.
07:55Was there a makeup artist on board?
07:58I heard.
07:58Did Tyler smuggle one on?
07:59Mike spills the teeth.
08:01What?
08:01What the ?
08:02This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:04Right, eh?
08:05Well, the tip was 22,000.
08:07Okay, that's 1,600 per person.
08:10Plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for, so it's 1,700 each.
08:14Nice.
08:15Thank you, Mikey.
08:16As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:19There's no ifs and buts.
08:20What we all put in, we all share equally.
08:22I'm all happy with that.
08:22It was a team effort and we're all chipped in.
08:25I mean, I just tripped in a little bit more.
08:30Now, for the helmet.
08:33L.
08:35Well deserved.
08:36Well deserved.
08:36I'll take it.
08:37I love it.
08:39I mean, come on.
08:41Soapy scramble?
08:42Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:43I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet
08:46than I am right now.
08:47Righto.
08:48I know you're all exhausted.
08:49I know we just got over the halfway mark
08:51and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
08:53So in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina
08:56has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
08:58There's going to be a pool there.
08:59There's a grill there.
09:00You can cook yourselves.
09:01Then you can come back here.
09:02And then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran
09:03and go for a trip to the .
09:05Yes.
09:08Nice.
09:09I want you to really bond.
09:11This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:14I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:16We're halfway through the charters.
09:17They're tired.
09:18And hopefully this reset can bring some energy back into it.
09:21And we'll get through the rest of the season.
09:22We have a couple of good days off.
09:24The next day it's a 7am start.
09:26Okay?
09:27Sounds good.
09:27Copy that.
09:28Daisy, you want to say something?
09:29Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:32I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people.
09:35Whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people.
09:38I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew.
09:41It's been actually relentless.
09:43And the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behaviour.
09:47We're a team.
09:48We all work as a team.
09:50It just can't happen again.
09:52Respect each other.
09:53We don't have to be petty.
09:54It's about just respecting each other.
09:56Yeah, I agree.
09:58Thank you very much.
09:59Right, let's go.
10:00Stunning.
10:01Thank you, Captain.
10:02At least I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:06Don't.
10:07It's not funny.
10:08I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:11Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:13Because of what Mikey said.
10:14Mikey didn't say anything.
10:16Nice to presume though.
10:17I think some people just need to relax.
10:19There we go again.
10:20Do that again, Mikey.
10:21And I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:24You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:26I'm like, is this real life?
10:28I'm talking to you about respect and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:34Sorry.
10:35No.
10:36Not how it works.
10:37I can see I'm being attacked.
10:38So I'm going to react to it.
10:40Do you know what I mean?
10:40So what's the solution here?
10:42I don't know.
10:43I'm not the boss.
10:44So you're going to put this back on me?
10:45You're going to tell me that I have to sort your...
10:48No, no, no.
10:49I'm going to tell you I saw it.
10:50I'm seeing.
10:50I don't want to pick up with people.
10:52You can clearly see.
10:54Like this feels like this is being put on me.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Can I ask you a favour?
10:58Yeah.
10:58Please.
10:58Don't get defensive.
11:00But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:03Yes, of course.
11:04It's for you to deal with it.
11:05Yeah, but you see how you're talking to me right now?
11:07That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Not for me, eh?
11:10Yeah, of course.
11:10I work a hell of a f***ing harder.
11:13Please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:16If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:19Some people on this boat are so paranoid.
11:21It's ridiculous.
11:22She just needs to focus on herself and start worrying about everyone else.
11:25I feel like Alicia is just trying to prove herself in this position
11:27by pointing me out to say that I'm not doing a good job
11:31to make herself look better.
11:33It's so f***ing annoying.
11:35She's the most toxic person I've ever met in my life.
11:45Interior, interior, Daisy.
11:46Before we get off the boat, I really want to finish cabins.
11:49Copy.
11:53Last ones.
11:55Oh, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy.
11:56Oh, nice.
11:57Now I've got spare lashes for the weekend.
12:01We're done now, aren't we?
12:03All good.
12:03All good.
12:05How are you?
12:05Good, how are you?
12:06Good.
12:07Just a brush?
12:07Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:13Oh, that's the lady I was looking for.
12:16Um, tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:19Yeah, I would love that.
12:20Would you like that?
12:20Yeah, it's all right.
12:21That's all good.
12:22Yeah, thank you.
12:25That's cute.
12:26I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating after three years.
12:30So it's scary.
12:30My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:32I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
12:33My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did and I just kind
12:40of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:41Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:43Did I just go on a date?
12:45I think you're going on a date though.
12:46I've just been going on a date then.
12:48I'm excited.
12:49We're wearing this.
12:50Get me off the post.
12:52Yeah, you're a beautiful girl.
12:54Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
12:56You've got a big night the night we're early.
12:57No, I had a chat with it last night.
12:59Tell how you fancy Deerzy instead.
13:00F***.
13:02So, are you laying there then?
13:05Yeah.
13:06You know how I do.
13:07The Mike and Eddie crew.
13:08F***.
13:11I mean, I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end.
13:15Now it's finally over.
13:16So I'm thinking of your head like, I can finally make some moves with Ellie.
13:19Mike is back out of retirement.
13:22We're not messing about.
13:23Leave your problems and your dignity, Uncle Tina.
13:27Mikey, you're with me, baby.
13:28Until you're driving.
13:29There's Joao looking sexy.
13:33Oh, are you horny?
13:35I'm horny.
13:38F***.
13:38F*** it up.
13:39You're going to roll it.
13:40They're catching us.
13:50Right, guys.
13:51Here we are.
13:54Horny, I'm home.
13:57This is amazing, huh?
13:59I just want to get to the girl.
14:01I need to get ready.
14:02Vacation!
14:04There's no mirror?
14:06Where are the mirrors?
14:07We've got booze for days.
14:09Wings are good, aren't they?
14:10Beautiful.
14:12What?
14:14What?
14:15You're over here, yeah.
14:16Yeah, just to keep it going.
14:17There you go.
14:24Gentlemen.
14:25You all right?
14:26How are you?
14:27And I apologise for how I support you, by the way, but I'll explain.
14:30Can I stop just one second there?
14:32All I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy.
14:34Yeah, of course.
14:34And that.
14:35Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, of course.
14:36Let's have respect for each other.
14:38No, no, of course.
14:38Speaking of you and Daisy.
14:42Oh, f*** off.
14:44All right, here we go.
14:46That was pathetic.
14:48Thank you for coming.
14:49It was my pleasure.
14:51Please ask again.
14:59Here we go.
15:01Let me get the sausages on the ground.
15:02All right, here we go.
15:08Stop!
15:11Margarita, half.
15:12If you finish that, I'll give you half of this, because...
15:14Okay.
15:15Okay, I'm giving you a little pea sustain now.
15:17My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes, what would it be like if I married Jenna?
15:21Yeah.
15:22Who is your noggin line at the ground?
15:25My noggin?
15:27I swear, you're a great guy.
15:30I don't want to take it too fast.
15:32I don't see me on the scales.
15:35All right, hold on.
15:43I need a glass of red.
15:48All right, are you right?
15:49Right.
15:51What's going on?
15:52All right, Ellie.
15:52What's going on with you and Joelle at the moment?
15:54Did you just have a little chat last night?
15:56We did, yeah.
15:56What was it about?
15:58Basically, we just said that, you know, we're just having fun for the season.
16:02It's like four more chairs to go.
16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:04We like each other.
16:05Let's get to know each other.
16:06Oh, Joelle said he likes it as well?
16:08Yeah.
16:08Aw, that's nice.
16:09What did Joelle say to you?
16:12Well, Joelle said to me he wasn't into Ellie.
16:14Really?
16:15Well, obviously, two hours ago you just joined.
16:18I had a chat with Joelle.
16:20And I'm like, all right.
16:24Am I being played?
16:25Am I being lied to?
16:27Because going off the conversation I had with Joelle last night, I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place.
16:33You know, it just makes no sense.
16:35I thought things are being cut off.
16:38Okay.
16:39Let's see the shirt right now.
16:40I'm taking a lot of them over here.
16:41She's going to help me.
16:42She's going to help me.
16:43She's going to help me.
16:43She's going to help me.
16:45So, I'm sorry to interrupt.
16:46Can we talk for a second?
16:47I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation.
16:48No, 100% listen to you.
16:50Can you talk to me first?
16:50Of course, of course, yeah.
16:51The guys, they just told me now that today you told them you cut things off with me.
16:54You want nothing to do with me.
16:56Where's Mike?
16:56Eddie, come here.
16:58All right, ****.
17:01Yeah.
17:01Did you just say to me?
17:03Say exactly what you said.
17:03I said, look, maybe you need to have a chat because I'm not too sure where things stand.
17:07Right.
17:07That's what I said.
17:08Yes, okay, fine.
17:08And you said that Joelle told you today that he cut things off with me last night.
17:12Yeah, because that's what I heard.
17:13You've got a big night the night with Ali.
17:14No, I had a chat with her last night.
17:16Did you?
17:16Did you tell her you fancy Daisy instead?
17:18Cut things off is not what I said.
17:20I said that we'd had a chat.
17:22Yeah.
17:22You said to me that you and Ali weren't working out.
17:25Working out is not the right word.
17:26I didn't want an over-expectation.
17:29You said to me that I'm not into Ali because I like Daisy.
17:31Oh, my God.
17:33This is awful.
17:34I'm going to go away.
17:35This is awful.
17:36I don't want to be a part of this.
17:38I never said cut things off.
17:39Well, if you think you're right, you're right, then.
17:41You're right.
17:42You see, this is the sarcasm.
17:44Mike doesn't know what I said to Ali.
17:46It took so much effort to spare her feelings
17:49and to get us on a path of friendship.
17:51Mike has come in and that all up with one conversation
17:55because he's jealous.
17:56You all right, then?
17:57Have I done anything wrong here? Sorry.
17:59He's just being a dick in a wind-up.
18:01That's it.
18:02You all right?
18:03But he's in the Daisy now.
18:05I'm sorry that you had to deal with that.
18:07I don't know the whole gig for his birthday.
18:09You know what?
18:10We're going to use that for guests.
18:13All right?
18:13It's going to be so much better.
18:15All right?
18:15It's one dessert we don't have to do.
18:17Think about it.
18:19One dessert we don't have to do.
18:21It's going to be perfect.
18:23It's such a good cheesecake as well.
18:25He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:27Hey!
18:27Party!
18:32Oh, get in here!
18:34Oh, stop!
18:36Stop!
18:37Stop!
18:39All right, hey, I'm pretty keen to get out as well.
18:41I know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna watch.
18:43It's .
18:44I'm going with my fireball from upstairs.
18:48Can I sit here?
18:49Sorry, thank you.
18:50Can we all just take two to five minutes
18:53to tidy the up here?
18:54Honestly, I've been packing up in bin bags the entire time.
18:57I put so many bottles in the bin bag.
19:00Nobody creates more than each other.
19:02Can we stop this?
19:04Yeah, .
19:05There's some people on this board
19:06who are definitely working harder than others.
19:08I feel like you should sit down
19:10because you're definitely working the least out of everyone.
19:11I want to let you know that I recognize
19:14that you're working really hard.
19:15Thank God you're being genuine, I love that.
19:18Liz, yeah, I think a few people have had too much to drink.
19:20That's actually really out of order.
19:22Is it?
19:22Yeah, that is really upsetting.
19:24If somebody said that to me, I would be really upset.
19:26That's not okay.
19:27Is it?
19:28You're being mean.
19:29I'm not trying to be dramatic.
19:31He wants to buy me, buy me,
19:33and then the second I react, it's Alicia.
19:35So how do we move forward from this?
19:37You need, as a head of the department.
19:39I need, I need, I am done with this.
19:43Alicia, I have had this from him,
19:44and I've had this from you.
19:45The two of you sort this out together.
19:47I am not doing this anymore.
19:49You have a problem with him, he has a problem with you.
19:52I am done with this.
19:54this, I am done.
20:06The two of you sort this out together.
20:09this, I am done.
20:15Does anyone know what's happened?
20:17Yeah, let's just like the previous.
20:19Those don't actually care what the the consequences.
20:23It's my job to run a super yacht.
20:26Nowhere on my job description is to mediate
20:29two squabbling children.
20:31And if they don't rein it in, pads are gonna roll.
20:33This is bulls**t.
20:35Daze, could you yell at me?
20:38Let's go.
20:44We need to bed after this.
20:46This is bulls**t.
20:48Let's just see what the rest of the season brings.
20:50I'm looking forward to it.
20:51I just want to sleep.
20:53This is bulls**t.
20:55Hey!
20:55Hey!
20:56Hey!
20:56Where's my dick colorful rainbow?
20:59I don't know.
20:59Who the f**k is this?
21:01No, you didn't get it.
21:07It was on my bed first.
21:09What do you mean?
21:10I'm gonna get pissed off.
21:12I'm so dumb, bitch.
21:14You never say a word.
21:19You're in bed?
21:20Yeah.
21:21I'm so dumb, bitch.
21:21I'm so dumb, bitch.
21:21Yeah.
21:21Big time, big time.
21:23Yeah, I'm crashing.
21:25You okay?
21:29Oh, no.
21:30What's wrong?
21:31I'm so stupid.
21:35Happy birthday, bro.
21:37She was like,
21:38Oh, I once asked you to do the real estate.
21:40I was done with her.
21:42I'm so mean.
21:43Like, what have I done for that?
21:45They never asked you for anything.
21:48They never asked you for a relationship.
21:50They never asked you for anything.
21:51We were both on the same page.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55What the f**k did you?
21:56Good boy.
21:57This is your best.
21:58Right.
21:59Okay.
22:00Nice.
22:08I have such a headache.
22:12Alcohol is not your friend.
22:15Especially vodka.
22:19Hey.
22:20Hi.
22:21Do I look like s**t?
22:22Incredible.
22:23How are you doing?
22:24Good morning.
22:25Yeah, I know.
22:25I've been thinking about you, babe.
22:27Really?
22:27Yeah, a little bit.
22:29Good things I have.
22:31Of course.
22:33Do you have a good night?
22:34Morning.
22:39Today is going to be the day I f**king lost my s**t a few times.
22:42Oh, dear?
22:43Oh, f**king Mike and Alicia both came up to me.
22:45They'd be like, what are you going to do about this?
22:47I f**king went off.
22:50I was like, do not come to me and make this my problem.
22:53I was really upset about it.
22:54Don't engage in it.
22:55We're here to work.
22:56You're not able to do that?
22:57Buy another job.
22:58Alicia and Mike are adults.
22:59They need to learn to work in these environments.
23:01And this is part of working on yours.
23:03If they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts,
23:08well, maybe they have to go.
23:09It's just toxic.
23:10It's not fair to anyone else.
23:12I get to a point.
23:13If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go,
23:15I'll make changes.
23:16Yeah.
23:16Thanks, Jason.
23:18Are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:20No, I'm not.
23:21You guys can have a go.
23:22You don't need cappy around.
23:23I might just get on the efoil and cruise around the island.
23:27That would be fun.
23:28It will be.
23:34I am in my f***ing element.
23:36I can't help you.
23:36We're going to have a good time.
23:38Hello.
23:39Yeah.
23:41Ah.
23:41Cheers.
23:43Right, team.
23:44Let's go.
23:45Okay.
23:46Vamanos.
23:47Catamaran.
23:48Catamaran.
23:49Catamaran.
23:51Hey, brother.
23:51Should we take a pop-up first?
23:53Don't move.
23:54Yeah, that's good.
23:55Yeah, yeah.
23:56Vamanos.
23:57You look like a sex icon.
24:00Yay.
24:02Is he Jason?
24:04Happy birthday.
24:06What did he say?
24:08Happy birthday.
24:10Legend.
24:12Are you putting sales up?
24:14Yeah.
24:18Take one of me and drive for his money together.
24:21Hello, ladies.
24:22Are you feeling after yesterday?
24:23Oh, I feel okay.
24:24Yeah.
24:25He hasn't spoken to me.
24:26I'm a little bit curious about one thing, though.
24:28Uh-huh.
24:28Do you mind me flirting?
24:30Do you like to have a little bit of flirting?
24:31Yeah.
24:31It's not an issue.
24:32It's not something that bothers me.
24:33So you're giving me permission to flirt with you, but...
24:36So...
24:36So...
24:37I'm sure.
24:38Yeah.
24:40Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:42Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:45Look at it.
24:46At the end of the day, we get on well.
24:48Energy's match.
24:49We've got similar interests.
24:51Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief.
24:54Who knows?
24:54But you are sexy.
24:55Oh.
24:58I literally don't even know what Mike's saying.
25:01You need to stop about the Mike thing.
25:03Concentrate on you and Ellie.
25:05You need to go and sweet to her.
25:06Yeah, you're right.
25:07Good to see you.
25:09What are you up to?
25:10Are you having a good day?
25:11Yeah, 100%.
25:11I've been having a good day every single day since I got home.
25:14Since you met me.
25:16Wow, you're so funny.
25:17Oh, that's a great shot there.
25:19You're gonna like it.
25:20Look at this, guys.
25:21So pretty.
25:24Okay, tender.
25:25Girls, you ready?
25:26Thank you so much.
25:28All right, chaps.
25:29Beach up.
25:30Beach up.
25:32Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:34Can we get frozen margaritas?
25:37Okay?
25:38I'm good, I'm good.
25:39How are you doing?
25:40Can I sit and cheer with me?
25:42Can I sit and cheer with you?
25:44I'm a lovely lady.
25:45That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:48I want to see you in your home comfort clothes like what you would wear at home.
25:52Oh, I look hideous.
25:53Yeah, but I want to see that.
25:55I like to dress up to where I'm going.
25:57Yeah, and you can.
25:57I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going, that'll change.
26:01I don't think it will change.
26:02No, no, no.
26:03But the things that you think now will change as years go by.
26:07Oh, my God, I'm so excited for this.
26:10Oh, food's up.
26:11Do you want some food?
26:12Yeah, I would love food.
26:13Come on, then.
26:13Come.
26:14Oh, what does everybody want?
26:16Just normal margarita.
26:17Strawberry, please.
26:19I'll get the next round.
26:20My friends.
26:21I miss you guys.
26:23I miss you too, babes.
26:24Can I sit here?
26:25Yeah.
26:26How are you and Eddie doing?
26:28Oh, whatever.
26:29Huh?
26:29I'm trying.
26:30What do you mean, you're trying?
26:33Well, that's true, mate.
26:35It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
26:39Yeah.
26:39You're not going to grow a mustache, are you, or anything?
26:43Like, they're not contagious.
26:44Mustache is contagious.
26:46Any time you want to come to the master cabin, you know, I'll be there.
26:50I mean, I'm usually busy, but, like...
26:53Oh, yeah?
26:53Doing your own thing?
26:54Oh, no, just watching TV and stuff like that.
26:57I expect nothing in return, either.
26:59Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know?
27:06Just go over.
27:07I'm making it so difficult to speak to her.
27:11I think you should go over.
27:12I think that is .
27:14I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not, but it does suck.
27:18Rejection does suck.
27:19She's embarrassed.
27:21She's hurt.
27:22And so I do feel sorry for Ellie.
27:24Ellie, here we chat.
27:26Oh, God.
27:27You okay?
27:31I want you to enjoy your birthday.
27:32I am. I just want us all to enjoy it.
27:36Please talk. Please.
27:38The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid is because I was planning a birthday
27:44surprise for you.
27:45I baked you a cake.
27:46I woke up two hours before work.
27:49I got up two hours early on my own time to bake you a birthday cake.
27:52Make your favorite cake that you mentioned.
27:54Like, make your day special.
27:55Make you feel incredible.
27:56And then what I get is, like, he doesn't want anything to do with you.
27:59That's not.
28:00He said he cut things off with you.
28:01So that's what hurt me.
28:02I'm sorry.
28:03I never asked you for a relationship job.
28:04I know that.
28:05I never forced you to do anything.
28:06That's why I spoke to you.
28:07That night, I feel like I don't want to complicate anything.
28:12And I don't want that to ruin what we've got.
28:16Okay.
28:16Does that make sense?
28:18I might.
28:19Uh, sort of.
28:20I'm upset about what Mike said.
28:23He used those words against me, alright?
28:25I have not said I have nothing to do with you.
28:28I promise.
28:29Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:30Thank you for saying that.
28:32So, how do I proceed with this?
28:35Have fun with me.
28:36I don't want to.
28:39And just be you.
28:41There's nothing more to it.
28:42I promise.
28:43Okay.
28:43I know I need to break it off with Eddie.
28:45But today is the only day we get off.
28:48I want everyone to have fun.
28:51So, for the time being, I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear.
28:55And I'll have to figure it out later.
28:57Oh, you do look good.
29:00Washing it from a distance.
29:01How does Joelle stand upright without her spine?
29:03I was going to throw her cake in the trash last night.
29:06I don't understand.
29:08Oh.
29:09Yeah.
29:09Good times.
29:19I feel like you're doing better.
29:21There's a bit of a misunderstanding.
29:23Are you back home?
29:26We're just, you know, getting to know each other.
29:28And we're going to spend some time together for the rest of the season.
29:30And see how it goes from there.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:33No pressure.
29:34Yeah.
29:36Do you think we should go to the boat together?
29:38Do you like boats?
29:39Okay.
29:40Let's go.
29:42I want to swim back.
29:43Can we swim back?
29:45You're the best.
29:46Thank you so much.
29:54What do you say?
29:57Eddie asked me on a date.
29:58That's cute.
30:01Hey.
30:03Hello.
30:03Do you want the gas?
30:05Yeah.
30:06Did I tell you that, um, Eddie, he's going on a date with Jenna?
30:09Time to get ready for my hot date.
30:11I am intrigued to see how it unfolds.
30:14Oh, me too.
30:16Not that I like gossip.
30:19Eddie!
30:20Eddie!
30:21Eddie!
30:23He's so cute.
30:25Look at you.
30:27You look lovely.
30:28Don't get pregnant.
30:30Be safe.
30:31Oh, come on.
30:32Have a beautiful evening.
30:34Thanks, Mikey.
30:36Oh, you're so sweet.
30:38Yeah, you like that.
30:40How nice is that for you, then?
30:42It's so cute.
30:43I love it.
30:44I like this.
30:45This is really you.
30:46Oh, thank you.
30:46This old thing.
30:48This old thing.
30:50I'm going to get the binoculars.
30:54Daisy.
30:55Yeah?
30:58Good evening.
30:59Hello.
31:00Thank you very much.
31:01I love a good glass of wine, like with Dennis.
31:03I quite like Merlot.
31:04You fancy Merlot.
31:06It feels fine.
31:07We're holding on.
31:08A bit of romance is good.
31:10You there.
31:10We're watching.
31:13He's looking at us.
31:16There isn't a thing I could sit there.
31:18Someone said, what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:21I'm, I'm, there's no faults when it comes to Jenna whatsoever.
31:24Is that true?
31:25Yeah.
31:25There's that little bit of fun aside.
31:27The Jenna laugh is what I call it.
31:30Everybody used to call me SpongeBob in school because I used to laugh like SpongeBob.
31:36I was, I was just called highballs at school because my balls.
31:39Highballs?
31:40Yeah, because my balls just didn't drop for ages.
31:43Okay, so now.
31:45They've dropped?
31:46Yes, they have.
31:47They have fun.
31:47Yeah, I can show you on that one, yeah.
31:49That's cute.
31:52Esteban, me voy.
31:54No me puedo quedar en este bote de mentiras.
31:57So how's my little galley walk here?
31:59You good?
32:00Yeah, I'm great.
32:01I'm great.
32:02I had a conversation with Jao on the beach.
32:04It might have been misinterpreted.
32:06Maybe he didn't express himself well, but we're good now.
32:09Pretty set, right?
32:10Yeah, so we can finish it.
32:11Cool.
32:11You want to do it?
32:12Yeah.
32:14Start with half of that.
32:15That's it, that's it.
32:16Do you want like a, like a swirl or?
32:19I wanted it kind of flat and I wanted to like write happy birthday on it.
32:22Yeah, um, icing will just kind of run down the peaks.
32:26And skip the happy birthday.
32:27All right, here you go.
32:28Looks really professional.
32:29Well done.
32:32Stick it back in the fridge.
32:32I love it.
32:35What would be like a fun date you'd like to do?
32:37Like mini golf's a classic.
32:41Oh, minigolf.
32:41I'd take you to the zoo as well.
32:43I love the zoo.
32:44You like the zoo?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I like animals.
32:47Tiger's my favourite.
32:48If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like.
32:54Eddie wants the backpack, but I don't even own a backpack.
32:58I own clutches.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:30Thank you, darling.
33:31Come on, then.
33:33I've had a lovely, lovely evening.
33:44Um, shoes off.
33:46Just realised that.
33:47Bad boy, Eddie.
33:48I might quickly pop in the shower.
33:50Go.
33:50Are you ready to be Christianeered?
33:52Yeah, do you know how it goes?
33:54What's up, bud?
33:54Hey, dog.
33:55How are you?
33:55Yeah, I like the jumper.
33:57I like these stripes.
33:58Thank you, man.
33:59Oh, yeah.
33:59How nice does she look, though?
34:01I love it.
34:02Look at that.
34:04Wow.
34:04Mikey?
34:05I kept it PG.
34:07Good.
34:09Cheers.
34:10Oh, look at her.
34:13How was it?
34:15You know, he's such a gentleman and he's so cute, but it's like nothing I would normally
34:21go for.
34:22What did you talk about?
34:24He did most of the talking.
34:25Really?
34:27Did you have a good day?
34:28I didn't know you guys went on a date.
34:30I'm so happy for you.
34:31That was lovely.
34:32It's just nice getting to have that stick.
34:38Can we get this?
34:39Yeah.
34:45F***ing dude.
34:47Want a drink or what?
34:48Are you going to be a booze?
34:49Yeah, I'm all right for now.
34:51Oh, so you're going to be a booze?
34:52I do need to chat to Elliot.
34:53She didn't get the message, did she?
34:55Yeah, just said the message wrong, I guess.
34:58I need there to be no grey areas.
35:00I need it to be black and white.
35:01Okay, so what are we up against?
35:02A kiss, that's it, right?
35:03Yeah.
35:04You kissed her, it's not that big a deal.
35:07She wants more, you know.
35:09I know, I know she does, yeah.
35:10You'll be fine.
35:22Code red.
35:25It's eerily quiet.
35:27Should we go outside?
35:28Yeah, I was literally about to say, do you want to go outside?
35:31Red in my mind, yeah, I'm going outside.
35:33You can lead the way.
35:34You just want to look at my ass when I woke up.
35:36It's the gentleman's benefit.
35:39Oh, yeah, it feels good.
35:41Cake time!
35:43Woking up and bruises all over my body.
35:45Oh, f***, I'm sorry.
35:46It's okay.
35:47But I look like a Dalmatian.
35:49It's all right.
35:49It's actually my favourite dog.
35:52It's my favourite dog.
35:56I'm going to give you the cake stand.
35:58It's nice to be outside.
36:00I'll never do this, I'll never get out here.
36:01Oh, you can actually breathe in fresh air?
36:03Yeah.
36:06Has Joelle said anything about him and Al?
36:10Yeah, no.
36:10I think he wants to put an end to it, to be honest.
36:12Oh, good girl there.
36:15That one's pretty nice.
36:16She's tenacious, apparently.
36:18I don't know how to get there.
36:20I think she's with the cake.
36:25Oh!
36:26Hello.
36:27How did I get there?
36:28Uh, straight through the main salon.
36:30Okay.
36:32You hungry?
36:33Yeah.
36:33Let me grill that.
36:34Renee?
36:35Yeah.
36:36Should we watch it from here?
36:38You want to?
36:39Jean, I need your help.
36:42Oh, thank you so much.
36:44Cake.
36:45Cake.
36:46I love it.
36:49It's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake.
36:52It looks delicious.
36:53I've been working on it for what feels like three days.
36:57You can get back on a little bit.
37:01Happy birthday!
37:03Thanks a lot.
37:04I appreciate it.
37:05Yeah.
37:05Right.
37:06How's your day been?
37:07Good.
37:08Let's see how this tastes.
37:10I told her she should save that cake for the guests,
37:13but she didn't listen to me.
37:16Okay.
37:16The moment of truth.
37:18Mm.
37:19Is it okay?
37:20Mm-hmm.
37:20Those bastards, they're eating my cake.
37:25Bloody good.
37:26Mm.
37:27How do you feel?
37:29Good?
37:30I feel good.
37:30Mm.
37:31Look at the body language.
37:32She's very open, but he's very closed off, see?
37:36He's got his arms and his knees and everything up.
37:39Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason.
37:41It hasn't really even been coming from us.
37:46It's been coming from, like, all these other people.
37:48Yeah.
37:49Yeah, but it's also, I've played into that as well.
37:51I'm not going to lie.
37:52I just want to be honest with you.
37:54The truth is, like, I am attracted to you,
37:57but I didn't mean to mislead you if that's how you felt.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:01It was very misleading.
38:02That is how I felt.
38:03I thought we were sorted things out.
38:05I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:21I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:25I really regret not being more stern about what I said.
38:29I thought I was.
38:30Well, you weren't, because the entire time you've been saying that
38:33you want to be respectful, you want to get to know me,
38:35you want to continue getting to know me.
38:37Continue getting to know you, yes.
38:38It doesn't mean to be with you.
38:40I apologize, and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged,
38:43and I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward.
38:46Right.
38:48You explained your stance.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Thank you for that.
38:52We're moving on in a professional manner.
38:54Okay.
38:54We're co-workers.
38:55Yes.
38:55And that's it.
38:56I don't want a friendship.
38:57I don't want chit-chats.
38:59I don't want hugs.
38:59I don't want anything.
39:00Okay.
39:01We're co-workers, so that's it.
39:03By all means, enjoy the kick.
39:04I put in a lot of effort.
39:06And, yeah, that's that.
39:24I don't want to hurt anyone.
39:26It's not fair.
39:28Kimmy, do you mind if we come down and have, like, talk to you?
39:32Yeah, all good.
39:33All right.
39:33Thanks, buddy.
39:34Got you, man.
39:36If you're open about things right from the start,
39:39you're going to save a lot of hurt later on.
39:44Sorry.
39:45It's such a stupid thing.
39:49Oh, f***.
39:54Okay, I've got a carrot.
39:56Oh, no.
39:57It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want.
40:00I didn't know what kind of cake it was.
40:03I was just hoping to try it.
40:04Here we go.
40:06Okay, I have this, this, this, this.
40:11Oh, f***.
40:12Look at it.
40:13It's a f***ing nice cake, I'm going to tell you.
40:16It's like getting rewarded for being a f***.
40:18What's her mood like?
40:19Very much against me.
40:22Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:24I'll be the judge of that.
40:26Okay.
40:32It's promising.
40:34This is a f***ing good cake.
40:36How could you turn that away?
40:38Oh, right.
40:40I'll let you go inside.
40:42You're not going to have another slice, mate?
40:44I've got my last bite.
40:46Happy birthday, Joelle.
40:47Thanks.
40:49Oh, that feels nice.
40:52I reckon that's Venus.
40:54You were a kid, like, had a telescope and s***.
40:56I did physics.
40:57I did physics too, I love physics.
40:59Shut up.
41:00Yeah.
41:00But I was a bad student.
41:03I was intelligent, but I was a bad student.
41:05Yeah.
41:06I was a bit like that too, yeah.
41:11Trying to get to know Eddie a little more today.
41:14Oh, yeah?
41:15Yeah.
41:16Just want to know what I'm up against.
41:19Mwah.
41:21Nothing.
41:22What do you think of Eddie?
41:23What do you think of him?
41:24I believe he's moving too fast.
41:26That's what I thought.
41:28I haven't kissed him yet, but...
41:33I'm tired.
41:34I'll take the side dishes.
41:35Here we go.
41:41To be re-adjourned.
41:43Yeah, 100%.
41:45I'd like that.
41:46It's all right.
41:47Good night.
41:48See you in the morning.
41:49Take care.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:51Oh, my God.
41:53I know.
41:53Oh, f***.
41:55I have to.
41:56I can't.
41:57I can't.
41:58Oh.
42:13I can't.
42:21Oh, God.
42:24Hey.
42:26Hey.
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