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00:22I'll see you next time.
00:32All right!
00:34OK!
00:37All right!
00:38Yes!
00:38OK!
00:42Yes!
00:43I know you want to party,
00:45but I have to say thank you to a few people
00:47after what has been a momentous week for this company.
00:49Yes!
00:50Project Icarus has increased our productivity tenfold.
00:54Every department is working at three times usual speed
00:57due to the increased interconnectivity of our computer systems!
01:03Computers!
01:04OK!
01:08How can I talk about all that computer stuff,
01:12all of that computer gobbledygook,
01:14without saying a word about the lawyers?
01:18They cut the red tape!
01:20They cut the red tape!
01:21They cut the red tape!
01:22Come on!
01:23Yes!
01:24Come on!
01:25You cut it!
01:27You cut it!
01:28You cut it!
01:29You cut it!
01:29That's enough!
01:30Woo!
01:31And when you're talking about computers,
01:33how can you fail to mention accounts?
01:36Yeah!
01:37Yes!
01:38He's building up for us!
01:40He must be!
01:41Yes!
01:41And finally, last but not least, Champagne,
01:46these three people proved time and again
01:49that they have the right stuff.
01:54The toilet cleaners!
01:58They said we couldn't do it!
02:00They said outsourcing our toilet cleaning would be inefficient!
02:04Dark, Burnhead and Doodles proved them wrong!
02:08Toilet!
02:09That's right, Doodles!
02:15Where are you going?
02:16They do this every time.
02:18They never remember us!
02:20But you did the work!
02:23We did all the work!
02:26So does this mean we're not going to the thank you party?
02:29Of course we're not going to the thank you party!
02:30Why are we going to the thank you party?
02:31We weren't thanked!
02:35Hello, IT!
02:36Have you tried turning it off and on again?
02:39Have you tried sticking it up your arse?
02:42Oh!
02:44Yeah.
02:44Yeah, I just realised that was my mother.
02:48Well, I was really looking forward to that, you know.
02:51Fancy the dance.
02:52I'm glad the toilet guys got the nod, though.
02:55They do good work.
02:56Have you been to the toilets on 12th?
02:58It's like going on holiday.
03:00And I try not to go at home now.
03:01I save it up.
03:04Oh, Jesus!
03:05Will you please do something about that poster?
03:07What poster?
03:08Oh!
03:09Bloody drawer.
03:11That one, the one with the monkey, it's horrible.
03:13The monkey?
03:14What's wrong with the monkey?
03:15He's not horrible.
03:16He's lovely.
03:16He's a lovely little monkey.
03:18What's he doing in gold?
03:21Not that monkey.
03:23That monkey.
03:25Oh, right.
03:26Well, that is a bit frightening.
03:29Anyway, I better fix this drawer.
03:31Moss, do you have the hammer?
03:33Oh, you're not listening to me!
03:36I hate it when people don't listen to me!
03:38Whoa.
03:39Hey.
03:40God, what was that?
03:41High-end screeching.
03:42Like someone's killing a cat in here.
03:45I'm trying to shouty cat.
03:46What's going on?
03:47Oh, God!
03:47Bring it down!
03:48Bring it down!
03:49I'm so sorry.
03:50I'm sorry.
03:51I'm just...
03:51I'm just a little bit...
03:53You know.
03:54You know.
03:54Why?
03:56What?
03:56Well, I've got...
03:58You know, at the moment, so...
04:00What?
04:01I've got Aunt Irma visiting.
04:05Do you not like Aunt Irma?
04:07I've got...
04:08I've got an aunt like that.
04:10It's my term for...
04:12my time of the month.
04:14Oh!
04:15Yeah.
04:16What time of the month?
04:17The weekend.
04:18Oh.
04:18Does Aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
04:21Moss.
04:21You know, it's high tide.
04:23But we're not on the coast.
04:25Moss.
04:25I'm closed for maintenance.
04:27Closed for maintenance?
04:28Moss.
04:29I've fallen to the communists.
04:33Well, they do have some strong arguments.
04:36Carrie, Moss.
04:37First scene in Carrie.
04:40Oh, OK.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Yeah.
04:44No.
04:45No.
04:46Yeah.
04:47No.
04:48Ah-ah.
04:50Yeah, you know, I...
04:52People tell me I'm not great during this time,
04:54so I thought I should warn you.
04:56Right.
04:57Not great in what way?
04:58Just generally.
04:59I'm not great to be around,
05:01so try not to get on my nerves.
05:03Oh, yeah.
05:04Hey, I've had a few girlfriends.
05:05I'm not completely oblivious.
05:06You won't even know I'm here.
05:08OK.
05:11Oh, Mrs. Worf can write the action.
05:13This is so great.
05:14Look at that!
05:16Soft, smooth!
05:17No!
05:18No!
05:19Oh, my God!
05:21Sorry.
05:22Sorry, but you see what I mean.
05:23You have to be careful.
05:24Yeah, I'd be careful.
05:53Has she gone yet?
05:55I think there's a psychiatrist in the building.
05:57All because those two from McCowns just had enough of everything and wanted to go to the seaside.
06:01The seaside?
06:02They committed suicide, Roy.
06:05They committed suicide, Roy.
06:07That's right.
06:08Yes, of course.
06:09Why do you have to go and see her?
06:11Oh, because I said Jen was dead that time.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:14Yeah, that'll be it.
06:15She said it was something only a severely disturbed person would do, and that now I have to spend a
06:21lot of time in therapy.
06:23Isn't that great?
06:24Oh, well, yes, that's clearly terrific.
06:26No, no, that's bad.
06:27Why do you think that's great?
06:29The psychiatrist is a very attractive lady.
06:33I see.
06:35She's of the female genre, yes.
06:38A Dr. Melfi to your Tony Soprano.
06:40She's a glamorous older woman.
06:42Oh, the things you could learn from her.
06:45Or from any woman.
06:47It's Jen in her office.
06:49I need to get her to sign something.
06:50Yeah, yeah.
06:51Moss, Moss, don't get on her nerves.
06:54How would I get on her nerves?
07:06Hello?
07:06Hello?
07:17Shouldn't I be on the couch?
07:20No, Morris, not today.
07:22I've got some good news.
07:23I think you've turned a corner.
07:25I'm not going on the couch.
07:26You don't need me any more, Moss.
07:29What?
07:30Well, there's obviously nothing wrong with you.
07:32And I think you're ready now to do without our sessions.
07:38But I've been feeling depressed.
07:41Really?
07:42Why?
07:46Because I'm pregnant.
07:50I mean, I had a dream that I was pregnant.
07:55Well, there's nothing unusual about that.
07:58But when I had the baby, I looked down and saw that it was my father.
08:06That's normal, Moss.
08:07What, really?
08:08That's the maddest thing I could think of.
08:11My mother?
08:12What if it had two heads?
08:13Moss, listen.
08:14Listen, I think you're fine and there are other people here who need me more.
08:18But I've been having dark thoughts.
08:22Dark thoughts?
08:23Yes, thoughts about dark things.
08:26What sort of dark things?
08:28Things that are dark.
08:31Like what?
08:33Darkness.
08:34Night.
08:36Things of the night.
08:39Dracula.
08:42You haven't been thinking about self-harm.
08:45Self-harm, yes.
08:46Harm.
08:48Harm of the self.
08:51Suicide.
08:52For starters.
08:55Moss, I do not think that you are suicidal.
08:59Why not?
09:01I tell you, I'm at the end of my flipping tether.
09:03Moss!
09:04It's not like you to use that sort of language.
09:06Flip off.
09:08Moss!
09:29Yes!
09:31Oh, I'm so cute.
09:35Yes!
09:36Roy! Look! I'm sorry, Roy.
09:38I may be speaking louder at the moment because I'm wearing earplugs.
09:43Why are you wearing earplugs?
09:44That's right!
09:48What's this contraption?
09:49Er... Oh, um...
09:52I'm, er... I'm stealing food from this machine.
09:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:57You know I do! Huh?
09:59Ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:00Oh, by the way, Roy, your work on Project Icarus was very good.
10:03Er... Well done. You did a great job. Thanks.
10:05Yep! I got it!
10:22What's wrong with you?
10:24Oh, my God, you're crying.
10:26Don't go cry! You're crying!
10:27What? What's wrong?
10:29Nothing wrong! I'm fine! Will you stop getting at me?
10:31You're always getting at me!
10:32I'm not getting at you! Stop shouting at me!
10:35Why are these things always so hard to open?
10:40Oh, my God!
10:42What? Calm down, everybody!
10:47What on earth is going on?
10:49Er, no, I feel weird!
10:52I've... I've been swearing like a flipping docker!
10:56Denim just thanked me for Project Icarus
10:58and I started crying like an actress!
11:01What's going on?
11:02Maybe it's all this stuff that you both eat!
11:06Oh, will you get off that?
11:07No, honestly, it's true!
11:08OK, Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
11:10Smarties cereal.
11:11Oh, my God!
11:12I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal!
11:16They don't! It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk!
11:20Case closed!
11:22It's too much sugar! That's all!
11:24No, no, hold on now!
11:25I basically live on sugar
11:27and we've never had these problems before!
11:29Well, the only other explanation is...
11:34No, no, it's silly.
11:35What?
11:38Well...
11:38I feel ridiculous even saying it, but, erm...
11:42Where I worked before, it was me and a few other girls,
11:45Liz and Suzanne,
11:46and whenever Aunt Irma was visiting me...
11:50we all kind of...
11:53synchronised.
11:55What's that got to do with us?
11:58Well...
11:58You think...
11:59Well, maybe.
12:00You're not saying...
12:01I know it sounds crazy.
12:02Whoa!
12:03You don't think that Aunt Irma is visiting us?
12:06The symptoms, Roy!
12:07I am a man! He's a man! We're men!
12:10OK, OK.
12:11Tell me how you're feeling.
12:14I feel delicate.
12:20And, erm... annoyed.
12:23And, erm...
12:25I think I'm ugly.
12:29That's her!
12:31This is ridiculous!
12:32I've never heard anything so bizarre in my life!
12:36Now, stop shouting at her!
12:37You're always shouting at her, and it's not fair!
12:39It's not fair!
12:57You don't believe this theory, do you?
13:00No!
13:02It's nonsense, isn't it?
13:03She's so silly.
13:05Sugar.
13:06Yeah.
13:09You don't believe this theory, do you think it's Irma?
13:13Yeah.
13:15What?
13:33That's not what's causing it.
14:05Look, you should have one.
14:06I've never heard anything against her.
14:07So, wait a second, they would, wouldn't they?
14:08Oh, no!
14:10There's probably your whole website devoted to us already!
14:13Oh, I only posted about an hour ago.
14:15Google our names!
14:17Oh, no!
14:21What are we going to do?
14:23Oh, I don't know!
14:25Come on, it's my turn with the bottle!
14:36Ah!
14:36God, sorry, Richmond.
14:38Sorry, I always forget you work here.
14:40Yes, I wouldn't normally come out this far, only, could you have a word with Moss and Roy?
14:45Ever since they got famous, they've been at each other's throats.
14:48They're famous?
14:49Yes.
14:50Google their names.
14:54Oh, my goodness, how many entries do they have?
14:58Thousands.
14:59Moss's email's spreading like a virus.
15:01You've unleashed a monster with that Aunt Irma business.
15:04Yes, Richmond, tell me, how come Aunt Irma isn't affecting you?
15:09Of course it is.
15:10I've been feeling very gloomy all day.
15:13Not my usual cheery self at all.
15:16Yeah, I guess it's just difficult to tell underneath all that make-up.
15:20I'm not wearing make-up.
15:23Could you have a word?
15:24They're driving me out of my tiny little mind.
15:32Guys, you're gonna have to...
15:33Oh, my goodness, what happened to your face?
15:36We had an argument.
15:43Oh, my God, have you seen this? What's happening?
15:45The rioting has been going on all night.
15:48The men involved are young, angry, and almost all of them work with computers.
15:55Why, this is insane. What's going on?
15:58In Tokyo, two games designers went on the rampage in a shopping centre and frightened a dog.
16:06Hamburg, a group of software developers shouted at a bus.
16:10The situation is completely out of control.
16:14And it's all because of Aunt Irma.
16:16But how?
16:17You shouldn't have sent out that email detailing the symptoms.
16:21You know how suggestible and easily swayed IT people are.
16:24That's not true.
16:25Yes, it is.
16:26No, you're right, of course it is.
16:28You shouldn't have sent that email, Moss.
16:30Oh, don't blame me.
16:31It's your fault.
16:32Guys.
16:33Guys, come on.
16:34You're fighting.
16:35It's like you're in a trance.
16:36No, you're right, you're right.
16:37We shouldn't be doing this.
16:38This isn't us.
16:39We never fight.
16:40We have to do something.
16:42Yeah, whatever.
16:47I'm going in.
16:48Damn it, Roy.
16:49I never thought it would come to this.
16:50Well, it has.
16:52She's the only one that's had direct contact with Irma.
16:54If we can just calm her down, then we can hope and pray that everybody else calms down too.
17:00You've got big balls, Roy.
17:05Thanks.
17:07You're very welcome.
17:12Hiya!
17:13I can never find a bloody pain in here!
17:16How's my soldier?
17:18What do you want?
17:19I just came in for a little chass.
17:21Wow!
17:22You are looking good today.
17:24Oh, thank you.
17:25So slim!
17:26Yeah, I'll try and stay in shape, you know.
17:28Oh, hair looks great.
17:30Yeah, new conditioner.
17:32The action on this is great.
17:37Oh, hello.
17:39Hello, Morris.
17:41I have to tell you I have a little confession to make.
17:44As you may or may not know, for ethical reasons, I'm required not to have any relations with any of
17:50my patients.
17:54But for the last few months, I've been developing some warm feelings towards you.
18:03And the real reason I terminated your therapy was so that I could explore some of these feelings.
18:12Thanks.
18:16I see.
18:21Um, Jen, I was just wondering, when you were working in your old job with the girls, if things ever
18:28got on top of you, what would you do to...
18:34relax?
18:35Well, we'd have a big girls' night out.
18:39I'd love that, actually.
18:42A big, girly night out.
18:44Fair chance of that round here.
18:46Not necessarily.
18:53Mum?
19:00This is my psychiatrist.
19:02Oh, no.
19:03No, I'm sorry.
19:04It's just that you look exactly like my mother.
19:09No, no, but don't be offended by that.
19:11She's a very sexy woman.
19:14Not that I would want to have sex with her.
19:19I know that that's what you psychiatrists think.
19:22But I swear to God that there's nothing to it in my case.
19:27You know, my mother wouldn't stand for any of that kind of nonsense.
19:32I can just hear her now.
19:35What are you doing, Roy?
19:37What are you doing?
19:42You handle that well?
19:45That's the psychiatrist.
19:47Yes, I think she's my girlfriend now.
19:51Whoa! No, Moss.
19:52Listen to me. You can never see that woman again.
19:55She looks exactly like my mother.
19:56Oh, stop it. You're exaggerating.
19:58She's the spit of her!
19:59Oh, come on. What went on in there?
20:01Right, OK.
20:03Um, what would you say to a big girls' night out?
20:09How big are the girls?
20:23I can't believe I'd never seen Steel Magnolias.
20:28Oh, my God, it's good, isn't it?
20:32I know what we can watch next.
20:34Yay!
20:35You really liked that film?
20:37Yes, didn't you?
20:38No! It was heartwarming!
20:40Well, I feel like a princess, Roy.
20:42And don't tell me you don't feel the same.
20:47Well, my breast tenderness has gone.
20:50No! What am I talking about? I'm a man! We're men!
20:52It's the worst night of my life!
20:54Oh, yeah!
20:55OK.
20:58Beaches or dirty dancing?
21:00Oh, beaches.
21:02No, dirty dancing.
21:02Oh, I can't decide.
21:04Dear God! Dear God!
21:06I don't know which one to watch either!
21:08Oh! Oh, hey, but you know what we should do?
21:10What?
21:11Something else.
21:13Um...
21:13Oh, I know.
21:15Why don't we go to the thank you party?
21:17But I thought you didn't want to go.
21:19Well, you know...
21:21Everybody else is there and they did nothing.
21:23And we did all the work.
21:25Yeah. Screw them.
21:26Yeah, screw them.
21:28OK, come on, let's go, girls!
21:30Yay!
21:31OK, but first, ten minutes of beaches.
21:37Oh!
21:50Wah-ho-ho-ho!
21:55Yahoo sounds!
21:58No!
22:00Yahoo!
22:02Woo-hoo!
22:03Woo-hoo!
22:15Oh, yes, I should just say I asked Dr. Mendel to join us.
22:19What?
22:20Moss!
22:21Over here!
22:25What?
22:27What's wrong with you?
22:31Nothing.
22:32I just, I really need to get drunk.
22:34Yeah, I'd like to get drunk.
22:39We should get drunk together, then.
22:40Okay, yeah.
22:43We should get so drunk that we don't know what's going on.
22:47All right.
22:53And, turn round, four dead cyclists are my fault.
22:59Brilliant.
23:00The same thing I've played.
23:01IT guys!
23:02Gangway!
23:15Hey!
23:16Hey!
23:18Hey!
23:19Hey!
23:28Hey!
23:30Hey!
23:31Hey!
23:33Hey!
23:34Hey!
23:52Oh my God, I didn't.
23:55I didn't.
24:00Good morning.
24:11I've made you a cup of tea.
24:13Oh, thanks, Mum.
24:16No, that's interesting.
24:18No.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:21No.
24:29No.
24:40Oh, my God.
25:01Oh, my God.
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