#video #Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 04: Rose
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:32You won't even acknowledge I exist
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need
00:39Tell me
00:41I need you
01:00Center drops it back for Rosanoff who's all alone
01:02Rosanoff eats
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight
01:11Having a good night?
01:14That's nice
01:14I think there's still time for a head track
01:16What should I do now or what the next second
01:19I don't know, less second is more fun
01:21But
01:24Rosanoff scores
01:26Hollander's really gonna want that last one back
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back
01:32The Montreal captain wants this whole night back
01:40My moon, my man
01:41So changeable and
01:43Such a love of the land
01:45To me
01:46My care, my coat
01:49Leave on a high note
01:51There's nowhere to go
01:53Your love
01:55Heart on my sleeve
01:57And I've ever should be
01:59The songs I don't care
02:01Again
02:02My nose, my face
02:05What day in the face
02:06Is the calendar page
02:08Again
02:09Take it slow
02:11Take it easy on me
02:14Share some light
02:15Share some light on me
02:18Take it slow
02:21All right
02:22And that's the freeze camera
02:23And that's the commercial
02:25All right guys, let's reset this
02:29You can't, you can't
02:31Hello
02:42Take it easy on me
02:48You can't see me
02:51You can phone me
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:58To be continued...
04:02All right, Shane, you're good?
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes, am I watching?
04:05Just do the same thing we've been doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera, directly into the camera.
04:12I can't believe all I know.
04:16There's nowhere to go.
04:18I'm going to go.
04:20Hot on my sleeve.
04:22Now, where is your thing?
04:24Do the songs I like it again.
04:27Take it slow.
04:29Take it easy.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58Why can't I cook?
05:00Leave all I know.
05:02There's nowhere to go.
05:04There's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow.
05:08Take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a light.
05:11It's just a light.
05:13Take it slow.
05:15Take it easy on me.
05:18It's just a light.
05:19It's just a light.
05:20Drinkin' a light.
05:30Take it easy.
05:38Keep it easy.
05:45I'd consume it.
05:46Take it easy on me.
05:47Mikey and Megan versus Blackman.
05:48Bring it on me.
05:49I'm cold.
05:50Take it easy on me.
05:50And I quote it.
06:10Sorry, Shane, can we?
06:14Yeah, sorry.
06:15We're going to go now?
06:16Okay, that's right.
06:17Okay.
06:18Wow.
06:19That's the stuff.
06:19That's the money, my friend.
06:47She's what?
06:48Regnant?
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
06:54You've got to work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down.
07:07No, I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby.
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:33Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do a couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:00Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:05I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second.
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:10That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Nark!
09:14Nark!
09:14Nark!
09:15Nark!
09:16Nark!
09:16I'm getting a vasectomy.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided to stay here, to see what's going on?
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's a waste of time, that I'm feeling a little bit of a problem.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:48Mm-hmm.
09:55Ты с кем-то сейчас встречаешься?
09:59Ревнуешь?
10:01Нет.
10:02Ты же меня знаешь.
10:05То есть ничего серьезного?
10:07Нет.
10:11Даже не с Джейн?
10:15What? You've been a few years. I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious about it.
10:27In general.
10:30Okay.
10:32Sash will say hello.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit
10:46Cool
10:48To meet a friend
10:50Nice
10:51I'll be back later
10:53I won't wait up
10:55It's not like that
10:57It's just a friend
11:00So Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Chill out man, I know you text some girl named Lily
11:06I don't
11:06Okay, go get laid weirdo
11:10Or don't
11:11I don't care
11:12Actually, I hope you do
11:13You always play better after
11:14Go fuck yourself
11:15Oh, I plan to
11:16Probably more than once
11:17Love a hotel room
11:18Gross
11:19Bye
11:23Oh yeah
11:48Hey, take my shoes
11:49No, you're drinking
11:51No, you're drinking
11:56Wow
11:58Wow
12:00This place is great
12:02Did you get this built
12:04Or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate
12:08That's not what I meant
12:09I just
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No
12:12No after
12:13No after
12:13No after
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:10Stay?
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
13:51Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melt?
14:35I was gonna make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:47Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah.
14:55It's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:03Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10Yeah.
15:11You did a season with him, right?
15:12Mm-hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:52Hmm.
15:53I like New York.
15:55Guys, it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:58They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot.
16:23Like, weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend.
16:44From Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:00Yes.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But there's nothing more than that.
17:32Or either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never hear about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:55Of course not.
18:57I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12You have a good mouth.
19:15You have a good mouth.
19:18You have a good mouth.
19:19I've answered you, father.
19:20We didn't speak to him yesterday.
19:24Father...
19:27Father...
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei?
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34You are alone?
19:37Paulina is there?
19:40Paulina, it's your wife.
19:43Father...
19:45Father...
19:45Okay.
19:46Come on, calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
20:00I'll pay you for that you were there with him.
20:16Are you still hungry?
20:18No, no, thank you. That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:46I got a word for father.
20:48I would call him.
20:49Come on.
20:51Come on.
20:57You're cold.
20:58You're cold.
21:01You're cold.
21:03You're cold.
21:04You're cold.
21:08You're cold.
21:15We're cold.
23:18Fuck.
23:19Shane.
23:24Elliot.
23:55I should...
23:57I should go.
24:00I should go.
24:02I should go.
24:04I should stay.
24:05Stay, I can't.
24:07Team meeting in the morning that I forgot.
24:09So...
24:10Okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:18Um...
24:20Uh...
24:22I'm sorry.
24:24Just...
24:25I can't...
24:32I can't...
24:34I can't...
24:36I can't do this.
24:39I can't do it.
24:42I can't do it.
24:43I can't do it.
24:55I can't do it.
25:05I think they're worried their box is...
25:07too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13i thought you like your deal with rolex i do well you certainly love the money and they're
25:17great seats i mean they're next to a prince or no actually a swedish princess i don't think i
25:24should skip training well meeting a swedish princess could be fun right i don't have time
25:29for that right now mom all my time is scheduled i just meant i get like two weeks off a
25:33year i
25:33don't want to spend it next to someone i don't know trying to make conversation about what
25:37swedish politics okay can i get anyone a drink we'll take this chablis please three glasses
25:44i have a ginger ale please oh we don't have that sparkling water sure thank you i'm sure you
25:52could have a glass of wine if that's what you want no i can't not during the season
25:59shane
26:02yeah is everything all right why because i don't want wine
26:05well you just seem tense i'm fine
26:11well i think a little trip to london next summer for wimbledon just the three of us would be fun
26:17and i think you should think about it you can make a week of it go to a play see
26:23big band you loved it
26:24when you were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time you're the tennis fan dad they're
26:29not
26:29gonna send us the tickets honey it's you they want we're just the parents you're the main attraction
26:35well then i'll just lie tell them i'm coming they won't kick you out and you can just tell them
26:40i'm sick or something
26:41honey i'm i don't want you to lie that's not who you are
26:49sorry i'm in a weird mood it's okay anything you want to talk about
26:58let's um let's think about london maybe it could be fun i'm just gonna use the washroom
27:06swedish princess
27:08i don't know
27:20hey man
27:21holander what the fuck are you doing right now
27:24i was about to
27:26get your ass to the my land baby my buddy francois the chef you remember him
27:30oh yeah he's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this
27:35jj the cast of the x squad movie they're filming in town is here
27:40all of them i don't fucking know get down here you remember the restaurant right
27:45let's all boo i don't know
27:58okay guys this one never leaves this fucking house tonight is our meat
28:03so long
28:04uh do you have any ginger ale
28:09i mean i do
28:12actually just a beer please whatever you have on tap
28:15shane hollander whatever he wants here
28:25you keep it then
28:28it's an honor
28:35cool crowd huh
28:36shit
28:36a bunch of famous actors are here tonight
28:38rose landry's here man
28:40she is yeah i might be needing another one of these
28:44yes
28:46yes
28:47yes
28:47yes
28:48yes
28:49yes
28:49yes
28:49yes
28:50yes
28:52yes
28:53yes
28:53yes
29:05yes
29:06yes
29:08yes
29:09yes
29:09yes
29:09yes
29:10yes
29:15are you here to help me finish these fries
29:20the chef gave them to me and they were really good
29:23i'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all
29:28oh jesus christ these are so good
29:33i'm rose by the way
29:34i'm shane i'm wow i'm a big fan
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:06Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but...
31:16It got more intense, so...
31:18I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
31:22Yeah.
31:22It does.
31:25And I...
31:26I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:55But he still made it to the Frozen Forum of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:09Oh, shit, man.
33:30Roz.
33:31Roz, you ought to see this.
33:32Look at it shit, man.
33:39No, I know right. She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:48The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love, as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated
34:54X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't
34:59they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, shit!
35:10Good Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I still might talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:24Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:35Let's have a look at that.
35:37Okay.
36:05Let's go!
36:06Let's go!
36:06Oh, come on!
36:07Let's go!
36:09Yeah, let's do it.
36:10Let's do it!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid, let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find a fucking club.
37:06Tell people!
37:07Monty?
37:09Jesus.
37:11Monty?
37:24Monty.
37:25He said that.
37:26oh He said that.
37:27Oh, he said that.
37:28Oh, he said that.
37:29Oh theước I said that.
37:31Oh no!
37:31He said that.
37:32How are you?!
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:41But you won!
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51I have no problem watching sweaty players.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
37:59Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Come on, Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much.
38:56When I fly her away, by the sun and the rain.
38:59Coming out of my face, where she will be ashamed.
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry in me.
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget.
39:10But it's driving me mad.
39:22I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:23I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:24I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:29I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:32I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:34I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:38I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:41I can try to pretend, I can try to pretend.
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:31I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:04I gotta go to the bathroom.
41:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:01I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:28I gotta go to the bathroom.
42:54I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:04I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:05I gotta go to the bathroom.
43:05Myself, warfare and hell
43:07I'll be closing my eyes
43:10But I can't love you well
43:11Wanna fly to new blades
43:13And it's just you and me
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