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Please watch: "Getting Sent to Trans Island | Standup Comedy | Nori Reed"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duYR9_IOLdI
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00:00I bought a safe on Amazon. Sorry! I didn't know where else to go.
00:09I bought a safe on Amazon. And what's so funny about buying a safe is, this is what I realized,
00:15the safe was too big to, like, hide. Like, I couldn't hide it anywhere.
00:22But it was light enough to carry? So essentially, I'm, like, making, like, a to-go bag.
00:36So I just got a gun. Um, yeah.

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