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House of Villains - Season 3 - Episode 10: It Feels So Good To Be Hated
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00:00:12Previously this season on House of Villains, one of you will be crowned America's ultimate
00:00:18supervillain and will take home $200,000. Tyson, you are our first supervillain.
00:00:28I think I have to put you up as a decoy. How do you spell your name? Fuck you. Who
00:00:33will you be pissing off first? Paul. Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:00:39Keeping Christine? That's what I want. Yeah. I'm about to rain down chaos on everybody's head. In a vote of
00:00:47five to three, Jackie.
00:00:51Three people voted for Christine. So we got to figure out which one of our numbers was lying so we
00:00:57can take off their head.
00:00:59I think it's Paul. Really? He's worried about you. Motherfucker, what? I would put Tom up there. Tom, I wanted
00:01:06to throw you down as a nomination.
00:01:08They have lost me. Please don't put me in the bottom three. Plain Jane votes is a question mark. Get
00:01:13rid of a question mark vote.
00:01:19She got it. She got it. I won you fucking assholes. Yeah, we're fucked.
00:01:25I've nominated Johnny. Ashley. Paul. I find Tyson to be an extreme challenger. Tyson is still a problem.
00:01:32You really feel like you're getting sick? Ashley has been removed from the game. Kate has to pick a third
00:01:37to replace Ashley.
00:01:39Tyson. Swallow! Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge and you are off the hit list.
00:01:44Ah! Fuck.
00:01:47Shreda, why is it that every time you know somebody's going out, you vote for that person?
00:01:53Because I gave them my word?
00:01:57I'm going to get off the ill list, convince someone else to open it.
00:02:00Do you think we do a cater for a time? We don't know.
00:02:02I can tell her.
00:02:04Congratulations. You're on the hit list.
00:02:07Did you do this?
00:02:09I was fucking looking for your ass.
00:02:11I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
00:02:13Kate, you are the supervillain. You're off the hit list.
00:02:17Tyson, take your place.
00:02:19Tom, you are the next one.
00:02:21My third.
00:02:22Christine, I'm so sorry.
00:02:24Honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:29That would be the winner!
00:02:30Winner!
00:02:31Who in here do you trust to leave?
00:02:34Tom.
00:02:34Where's the chocolate?
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:36You're mad because you accidentally came across the letter and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet.
00:02:41And I'm telling you, Paul, this is your opportunity, not only to save my fucking ass, but also, like, be
00:02:47a fucking hero.
00:02:48I don't want to be a hero. I'm a fucking villain.
00:02:54Are you being even? Because they don't look like it.
00:02:56I'm on fucking fire right now.
00:02:59Christine is our new supervillain.
00:03:02I didn't know you were trying to win.
00:03:04She wasn't trying to go against the people.
00:03:07She's in a such situation where...
00:03:09You guys are fucking stupid.
00:03:12I nominate Kate.
00:03:15Tyson, I have to nominate you.
00:03:17Yes.
00:03:20That's it!
00:03:25Good morning, everyone.
00:03:27Good morning!
00:03:29Good morning!
00:03:29How are you guys?
00:03:31Really good.
00:03:32Final five!
00:03:34Final five!
00:03:35Can you believe it?
00:03:43Oh, what the fuck are you still doing here?
00:03:47Hey, boys, I need you to take care of something.
00:03:55Get on your knees and beg.
00:03:58What the?
00:04:09It's done.
00:04:14I'm still not used to that.
00:04:16Attention, villains.
00:04:17It's time for your last battle royale challenge,
00:04:21which means this is also the last time someone from the show
00:04:24will have snuck into your bedrooms to plant a wacky outfit.
00:04:28Put them on and get going.
00:04:30Right now, wacky outfit.
00:04:31Oh, here we go, you guys.
00:04:32The last man-ish standing in the competition,
00:04:36honestly, kind of an honor.
00:04:38We're down to the final numbers,
00:04:39and a true villain knows when to turn it up.
00:04:44What the fuck?
00:04:45I'm not doing no construction work.
00:04:52Oh, my God, I love cosplaying as, like, someone that has, like, a real job.
00:04:57Somebody gave me some cigarettes, a coffee, a temper problem.
00:05:02I was hoping the challenge was, like, who can bake a good cake?
00:05:08And make my life easy.
00:05:09Why does Joe insist on fucking up my hair with these challenges?
00:05:13A hard hat and an orange vest?
00:05:16Honey, I don't know what this means.
00:05:18Kind of cute, actually.
00:05:20This is anybody's game at this point.
00:05:23This is it, you guys.
00:05:24This is it.
00:05:25Yay.
00:05:27I feel like we're going to play the World Cup right now.
00:05:30So if my housemates get in my way
00:05:32during this final battle royale challenge,
00:05:35they can definitely prepare to be plucked by the HBIC.
00:05:40I might get my own car today.
00:05:42Let me see.
00:05:42Why aren't we all in the same car?
00:05:44We need two cars.
00:05:45I feel just like Michelle Obama.
00:05:48I swear.
00:05:57Come on in!
00:05:58What is this?
00:06:00Oh, my gosh.
00:06:02What is going on?
00:06:05It's the last battle royale,
00:06:06and one thing I'm sure of in this game
00:06:09is Joel has a slightly humiliating challenge
00:06:12in store for us today,
00:06:13and I can't wait for it to be over.
00:06:15You have made it
00:06:16to your most important challenge yet.
00:06:20Yeah!
00:06:21This is your final battle royale challenge.
00:06:24The name of this challenge is,
00:06:27can you guess?
00:06:28No.
00:06:28Screwed Over.
00:06:32Yes, that's right.
00:06:33Another phallic challenge brought to you
00:06:35by our producing crew of 14-year-old boys.
00:06:41Here's how it works.
00:06:42It's spitting.
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:44Each of you will climb onto your giant screw
00:06:47and hold on tight.
00:06:49Whoever hangs on the longest wins
00:06:51and is our final supervillain of the season guaranteeing themselves a spot in the final three.
00:06:58That's it.
00:06:58That's the game.
00:06:59No, this is not right.
00:07:01Now listen, I know my way around a huge screw,
00:07:05but I never had to screw and compete at the same time.
00:07:09So, the fact that I have to have the longest ride to win,
00:07:12all right, I better get to huffing and puffing and enjoying this thing.
00:07:16Okay, everyone, pick your screw.
00:07:18All right.
00:07:19I want to be in the final three more than ever.
00:07:22If I win the $200,000,
00:07:24I'm obviously using it to take care of my son and lawyer fees.
00:07:29So, this is not a drill.
00:07:32Or it is.
00:07:35You know, before we get started,
00:07:37I think we need a bigger construction crew.
00:07:39Oh, no.
00:07:41Hey, bitches!
00:07:43You back, baby.
00:07:46Jackie!
00:07:48Oh, hi, guys.
00:07:49Hey.
00:07:50Welcome back.
00:07:51You guys are moving back in.
00:07:56But your former housemates
00:07:57are not just here to watch the challenge, you guys.
00:08:00No, they are here to screw you over.
00:08:04I knew it.
00:08:04Oh, big surprise.
00:08:05I fucking knew it.
00:08:06I knew it.
00:08:07One by one,
00:08:08each returning villain will step up
00:08:10and pick a villain to sabotage
00:08:12and crank a dial to spin them faster.
00:08:15That's so fucked up.
00:08:17The last one holding onto the screw wins.
00:08:19If you win this challenge,
00:08:21you will not only go to the finals,
00:08:23but you get to choose one of the villains
00:08:25who will sit next to you.
00:08:27The other three you'll place on the hit list
00:08:29and they'll battle it out tomorrow
00:08:31in the final redemption challenge.
00:08:33And the winner of that challenge
00:08:35earns the last seat in the final.
00:08:37But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:08:39We spent nearly 55 grand building giant screws
00:08:42and $12 on protective gear.
00:08:45Villains, mount your screws.
00:08:50Oh!
00:08:51Oh, Lord.
00:08:53My goal as a jury member
00:08:55is to make sure Paul does not win this game
00:08:58because I'm petty.
00:08:59That's why in some fan circles and forums,
00:09:02they call me mother.
00:09:04Here we go.
00:09:05One, two, three.
00:09:08Start screwing.
00:09:14The irony of it all.
00:09:16Right.
00:09:18Want some popcorn?
00:09:19I'll take some popcorn.
00:09:24I feel like fire hitting my arm.
00:09:27This is the most exciting screw I've ever witnessed.
00:09:30Oh, my God.
00:09:32This can't be happening.
00:09:33I'm holding my body weight
00:09:34and I'm really dizzy.
00:09:36So I have no idea
00:09:38what's going on left or right.
00:09:40Ashley, you are up first
00:09:42to screw someone over.
00:09:44Who am I going to screw?
00:09:46Easily.
00:09:47Kate.
00:09:48Oh!
00:09:48Hit Kate.
00:09:50It's actually kind of fun.
00:09:52Kate gets the faster screw here.
00:09:54The first one she's probably had in years.
00:09:57Listen, I go to every competition show
00:09:59not caring.
00:10:00Kate is literally throwing our money away.
00:10:03Yep.
00:10:03However, in House of Villains,
00:10:05I care a little bit more.
00:10:07Nothing motivates me more than revenge.
00:10:08But also, $200,000 is a lot of money.
00:10:11I have fucks to give now.
00:10:13It's a very new feeling.
00:10:15Woo!
00:10:16All right, Jackie.
00:10:17Oh, me!
00:10:17You're up next.
00:10:18This is easy.
00:10:20Of course it's gonna be Paul!
00:10:25I was the first villain to exit
00:10:27and I'm pretty sure that Paul had a little bit,
00:10:30if not everything, to do with that.
00:10:31So screw you, Paul.
00:10:33Bing!
00:10:34Joke's on you, Jackie.
00:10:36I actually voted to keep you in the fucking game.
00:10:38Nobody knows that, but I was the third vote.
00:10:42Fuck.
00:10:43Blame!
00:10:44I've never done something like this before.
00:10:46I'm gonna screw a woman.
00:10:47Oh!
00:10:47Um, I trusted Christine most, and she screwed me.
00:10:51You are genuinely one of the few people
00:10:53that I have, like, genuinely connected with.
00:10:55You're good with me.
00:10:58I know she likes a fast screw.
00:11:01She's just like me.
00:11:03Oh, sound logic.
00:11:04Woo!
00:11:05Woo!
00:11:07Woo!
00:11:07Woo!
00:11:07New York, how you doing?
00:11:08I love this girl, but not like this.
00:11:11Johnny, you are up.
00:11:12Fuck you, New York.
00:11:13Paul, Kate.
00:11:17I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
00:11:21Uh-oh, uh-oh.
00:11:22Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate!
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:26Yay!
00:11:28Yay!
00:11:28Yay!
00:11:29Yay!
00:11:30Fucking idiots.
00:11:32Hold on, Drita.
00:11:33Somebody check her pulse.
00:11:36Drita, can we get a proof of life fuck?
00:11:38Uh, fuck.
00:11:40I was the only one that didn't get screwed over.
00:11:43So this increases my odds of winning
00:11:45because they're all going faster than me.
00:11:48I'm just staying focused.
00:11:5320 minutes in, guys.
00:11:55It's hard to hold on.
00:11:56It's hot.
00:11:57There's sparks flying around me.
00:11:59My vision's blurring.
00:12:01I don't know where I am.
00:12:03I'm exhausted.
00:12:04My body's killing me.
00:12:05I don't care if I die.
00:12:08I cannot give up.
00:12:09All right.
00:12:11Villains, you have to move down to the third rung,
00:12:14the smaller foothold.
00:12:16Uh-oh.
00:12:20Move down.
00:12:21Drita, you're already there.
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:23Let's go!
00:12:24Yeah!
00:12:25We have lost New York.
00:12:27She is screwed.
00:12:28Johnny Middle Brooks.
00:12:30Need I say more?
00:12:31He needs an enema because that man is full of shit
00:12:35and he wants it to come out
00:12:36and we need him to release it.
00:12:41Careful, careful!
00:12:43He's out!
00:12:44Yeah!
00:12:45He's out!
00:12:46All is out.
00:12:47It is down to Christine and Drita.
00:12:50Damn!
00:12:50Nobody ever took a shot at Drita.
00:12:53And if Drita wins,
00:12:54I don't know that I stand a chance against her in the end.
00:12:57So, Christine,
00:12:58I need you to hold on a little longer.
00:13:00Hold on, you guys.
00:13:01Just hold on.
00:13:03Drita up there making a mean red sauce.
00:13:06That's some professional screwing right there.
00:13:10Oh, shit, Christine's foot is slipping.
00:13:13No, no, she's ducking out and did ballet.
00:13:15Oh, my God!
00:13:16Oh!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:19Oh!
00:13:21She's unfazed.
00:13:22She's unfazed.
00:13:23Okay, so on.
00:13:24She's unfazed.
00:13:31She's unfazed.
00:13:32And can't wait for this last one.
00:13:3435 minutes in, guys.
00:13:37Believe me, the producers had no idea it was going to last this long.
00:13:47This is huge.
00:13:48Right now, I'm holding on to this damn screw.
00:13:51You're not going to be able to peel me off of it.
00:13:53I feel like we're going to be here forever.
00:13:58Oh!
00:14:00Drita's down!
00:14:02Drita is down.
00:14:04We have a winner!
00:14:06It is Christine!
00:14:09Are we done?
00:14:10You won!
00:14:11You won!
00:14:12For real?
00:14:13Christine won.
00:14:14Don't step on Drita.
00:14:15Good job, good job!
00:14:20Good job!
00:14:21Me and Christine had our issues, but she puts Tyson up, so I know she has my back.
00:14:26We're in the final three.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28I know.
00:14:30So I'm looking at Christine like we made it.
00:14:32We're going to the end.
00:14:34Christine, you are our final supervillain and have earned your spot in the final three.
00:14:43Christine, you now have only a few hours to make the most important decision of the season.
00:14:48I'm so excited I won the challenge,
00:14:50but it doesn't mean that I'm not going to be stressed making this decision because now I have four people's
00:14:56fates in my hands.
00:14:58Kate, Paul, Drita, and New York.
00:15:00And I want to put myself in the best position.
00:15:04To win.
00:15:05To win.
00:15:15I feel like I got fucking hit by a tractor trailer.
00:15:20We're here.
00:15:20Oh my gosh, the exterminators are here.
00:15:24They coming in now?
00:15:26Right.
00:15:26We're back.
00:15:27Where are the rats?
00:15:29Oh, I am fucking filming right now.
00:15:31Can I just sit in the bathroom?
00:15:33I can't.
00:15:33I'm literally about to die.
00:15:38Attention-starved beasts.
00:15:40It's my house now.
00:15:43We are roaming the house looking to devour us for screen time.
00:15:48How's your time been?
00:15:49It's been good.
00:15:50We missed you.
00:15:51Yeah.
00:15:51Yeah, well, you are, you know, one of the people that voted me out.
00:15:56I know.
00:15:56So, you know, I guess you didn't miss me that much.
00:16:00You know, I was very shocked, but you know what?
00:16:03I hope you had fun, and I hope you had a good time while I was gone.
00:16:10Do you still want to continue the scene?
00:16:11No!
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13I officially hate it here.
00:16:15Again.
00:16:16What the hell?
00:16:18What's up, G?
00:16:20That's you, man.
00:16:21Me too, bro.
00:16:22Come here.
00:16:24I got you, baby.
00:16:26Yay, we're back.
00:16:27Yay.
00:16:29Ah.
00:16:30Ah.
00:16:31Dude.
00:16:32I'm so happy to be back in the super bed.
00:16:34I know, me too, man.
00:16:35I really miss Tyson.
00:16:37I feel like I already won anyways.
00:16:39Yeah, same.
00:16:40Slumber party!
00:16:43Are you going to lick your thumb?
00:16:45No, probably not.
00:16:50Hi, Biggie!
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:51Hi, baby!
00:16:52I know.
00:16:53I hear you guys in here cracking up.
00:16:54I definitely want to know what I miss.
00:16:56Mama has had FOMO.
00:16:58Whatever that is.
00:17:01You know what it is.
00:17:02No.
00:17:03What the?
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:11Oh, no.
00:17:12Drita!
00:17:13They put that thing back on the walls.
00:17:18You got to go.
00:17:19Bye-bye.
00:17:21Feels good to be back with the gang.
00:17:22Hell yeah, it does.
00:17:23I cannot believe everyone that I was in an alliance with besides Paul is eliminated.
00:17:28It's all the shitty competitors left, and if I would have been with the girls, probably
00:17:33would still be here.
00:17:34I thought you left because you were sick.
00:17:37And I forgot about that.
00:17:42This is exactly how I feel coming back into the South.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:18:15Let's go.
00:18:16maggots that are going to chirp in her ear about why she should bring them to the end
00:18:20instead of me. You want to know something? Whatever's meant to be is meant to be. Yeah,
00:18:24that's kind of how I feel. You could say, Drita, you come with me to the finals, or you could
00:18:28put me
00:18:28up for the hit list. But if you don't take me to the finals, you're going to have to pick
00:18:32one of
00:18:33those three for the finals. So it's on you on what decision you want to make. Okay, got it.
00:18:41Sabine Drita here is the obvious choice because she's the only person that's had my back in this
00:18:46house, honestly. Well, I don't know, but maybe. I think so. Listen, I want one of us two to win
00:18:52the
00:18:52game. I can't risk you losing in competition against them. So I'm picking you.
00:19:09It's such a good feeling. We went through so much in this house.
00:19:13And Christine, being loyal and keeping it real with me means everything to me.
00:19:18Would never wait tomorrow, just so you know. I cannot move.
00:19:26Who do y'all think she's taking? I think she's just taking her closest ally.
00:19:31I'm going to just grab the shampoo. Oh, great idea. Will you grab the shit in the shower?
00:19:35Yes. Yeah, good idea. Okay, thank you.
00:19:47Hi, come on in.
00:19:49Am I annoying you?
00:19:49No, not at all.
00:19:50Okay. Have you had any conversations?
00:19:53No, I have not.
00:19:54Okay, but what are you thinking?
00:19:55Well, I don't know what's going on tonight.
00:19:59You have to pick people.
00:20:00Right. No.
00:20:00No, I know that.
00:20:02No, what I mean is I don't know, like, the conversations that are conversing in the house.
00:20:07You want me to tell you some of them?
00:20:09Yeah, I mean, sure.
00:20:11Everybody loves Drita, and everybody wants her to win.
00:20:16You think so?
00:20:17She was the only one who wasn't sabotaging that competition, and everybody was cheering for her.
00:20:24Everybody.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:25The best shot that we both have is probably against each other, because we both rubbed people the wrong way.
00:20:31But if Drita's there, she wins, dude. Like, no matter what.
00:20:36Paul's making some great points. Saving Drita here is a really big risk.
00:20:42My heart is saying, bring her with me. But now, my brain, I'm not sure.
00:20:49Okay, good luck, girl.
00:20:51Here you go.
00:20:52$200,000 is life-changing amount of money. It's for my life. It's for my son. It's the difference in,
00:20:59like, everything.
00:21:06Oh, I don't want to cry.
00:21:14New York.
00:21:15Do you think that Drita's probably going to be the one Christine saves?
00:21:20To be honest, I haven't really seen Christine since she's one supervillain. But I do believe that her and Drita
00:21:28are mega close.
00:21:29And that kind of bond at this stage in the game cannot be persuaded or broken.
00:21:35So I'm not even going to bother to speak to Christine.
00:21:38Look how far we've come.
00:21:42I'm not making a pitch to Christine. I'd like to leave with as much dignity as possible.
00:21:47But I don't know exactly how smart Christine is. If she leaves Drita off the hit list, we'll have her
00:21:55answer.
00:21:59What are you guys waiting for?
00:22:01Villains and rejected villains.
00:22:04Please go to the bookshelf with your tiny Coke Zeros.
00:22:09What if we don't want to bring him?
00:22:11Yeah, I'm not taking mine.
00:22:13Going into this hit list ceremony, I'm not sure if Christine's going to make a game move or an emotional
00:22:18move.
00:22:19Look, if it's not me, just make sure it's not Drita.
00:22:22Because then everybody loses.
00:22:24But who knows?
00:22:41Hello, villains.
00:22:43Welcome to your final hit list nomination.
00:22:46Your time at the House of Villains is almost at an end.
00:22:51In just 24 hours, I will have forgotten your name.
00:22:55Kidding.
00:22:56I've already forgotten.
00:22:59Christine, you are the supervillain.
00:23:01And automatically, one of the final villains in this competition.
00:23:06We are all just as surprised as you.
00:23:12Christine, please take your throne.
00:23:21Christine, you will nominate three villains to be on the hit list.
00:23:26The one villain not on the hit list will be joining you in the finals.
00:23:31Who do you nominate first and why?
00:23:38My first nomination is a very strong competitor, Tiffany.
00:23:46Oh, she didn't even say my stage name.
00:23:48Oh, sorry, New York.
00:23:49I'm sorry, New York.
00:23:50I'm sorry.
00:23:51You've been here before.
00:23:53How does it feel to be back on the final hit list?
00:23:55Unfortunately, it feels like my fate.
00:23:58This is what I'm used to.
00:23:59This is what I do.
00:24:00I fight my way back and back, hence season motherfucking three.
00:24:05Kill me!
00:24:07Somebody!
00:24:07Start my lights out!
00:24:10Shall I proceed?
00:24:11Yes, you can!
00:24:13Yes, you shall!
00:24:14So standing here means absolutely motherfucking nothing!
00:24:20Woo!
00:24:21Woo!
00:24:24Christine, who do you nominate next and why?
00:24:28The next person is also an extremely fierce competitor.
00:24:36Paul, I'm so sorry.
00:24:46Paul, how does it feel to be on the final hit list?
00:24:49Honestly, I like this position because I want to earn my spot in the end.
00:24:56Because I want to earn my spot in the end.
00:24:58Because I want to earn my spot in the end.
00:24:58Christine, tell us your third nomination and why.
00:25:04My third nomination is the hardest one yet.
00:25:11I'm having to make a decision that's really hard for me.
00:25:17I'm not a gamer, I'm not a strategizer, I'm not a competitor.
00:25:22And this is the first time I have to think of myself for once and I don't do that often.
00:25:28I know this person can win the competition.
00:25:32I know how this person competes.
00:25:36And for that reason, Drita, please...
00:25:38Oh my God.
00:25:40I am nominating you, because I know you can win the challenge.
00:25:50Oh my God.
00:25:51That's some...
00:25:52Christine, no, Drita.
00:25:55I respect Christine.
00:25:57That's a villainous move.
00:26:00From the beginning, you know, I told her we'll take it to the end.
00:26:03But I guess me being loved made you scared.
00:26:08Everyone loves me because I kept my word.
00:26:10Drita.
00:26:11Now I'm talking.
00:26:14And honestly, the truth is, I didn't strategize that.
00:26:20I just kept it 100.
00:26:22And hopefully, the people I'm loyal with do not vote your ass.
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:31You want to give me your vote like you were gonna?
00:26:34Then you vote the right motherfucking way.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:38I promise you, because you fucked me over, they won't fuck with you.
00:26:43Play your little safe space.
00:26:44Drive your little Lambo.
00:26:46You ain't getting fucking 200,000.
00:26:48That's how the fuck that's gonna go with motherfucking down.
00:26:54Kate, you have officially made it into the final three with Christine.
00:26:59How do you feel?
00:27:01Shocked, confused, and so excited.
00:27:04Where it will.
00:27:07Oh.
00:27:08All right.
00:27:09Oh.
00:27:10Okay.
00:27:10Good for you.
00:27:12She chose you because you hated in the fucking house.
00:27:14I know.
00:27:15I don't think I have a great chance with the jury,
00:27:18because I have felt targeted pretty much the entire time in this house.
00:27:22That's what happens when you're cool.
00:27:23But then again, maybe these banished villains will remember.
00:27:26I was better at the game than you, so I have hope.
00:27:30New York, Paul, and Drita.
00:27:33Tomorrow, you will compete in the final redemption challenge.
00:27:36The winner of that challenge will go up against Christine and Kate in the final vote.
00:27:41I usually make a joke right here as I tell you to go back to the house,
00:27:45but it's late in the season and I've run out.
00:27:49So, good night and good luck.
00:27:51George Clooney.
00:27:53It's not about just Christine.
00:27:55This has been a story of mine, unfortunately, with the closest people to me.
00:27:59They will promise you something, they will hug you, you will have tears, and you believe them.
00:28:05And I just feel so betrayed and fooled.
00:28:08I don't like to be fooled.
00:28:09She fooled me.
00:28:11What a rap bitch.
00:28:13Get a room, guys.
00:28:14And we do have one.
00:28:24Oh, think about that.
00:28:26I did put in a lot of work with Christine, and it paid off.
00:28:29Does it feel great that I'm on the hit list? No.
00:28:32But at least, Drita's also there with me.
00:28:34The blindsiding is never necessary.
00:28:36I've been there in other shows and it's fucked up.
00:28:39If Drita's there, she wins, dude.
00:28:41Like, no matter what.
00:28:42It's sick.
00:28:43Can you come outside?
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:48You made the right move tonight.
00:28:50I promise you.
00:28:52You did.
00:28:53No, I know it just doesn't feel that way, and I know Drita's not going to see it that way.
00:28:57No.
00:28:58I told Drita I was going to keep her.
00:29:00And then I laid it out, really laid it out.
00:29:02When I actually had a minute.
00:29:04Right.
00:29:04And then I was like, you would have been screwed.
00:29:06Fuck me.
00:29:07There was not a way you would win against her.
00:29:09I know.
00:29:10You might as well just write in a check right then.
00:29:12Fuck me.
00:29:12But she's going to turn everyone against me, and then I get no votes.
00:29:15She's an actress that doesn't care, drives a Lamborghini, is not here for the right reasons.
00:29:20This is not a test of friendship, this game we're playing.
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:25It's $200,000 that you could very well use yourself.
00:29:30Tonight was traumatizing, but at the end of the day, I'm playing for myself, I'm playing for my son, and
00:29:37I have to do what I have to do to win this thing.
00:29:40I respect so much the strength you had to do that.
00:29:44It was very villainy.
00:29:48She don't deserve the win.
00:29:50Are you going to go sit at the table with them?
00:29:51She don't deserve it.
00:29:53No.
00:29:53I'm number two on their shit list.
00:29:56But you definitely shouldn't.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:01Well, I guess it's my bedtime, fellas.
00:30:03Well, that super bed isn't going to sleep in itself.
00:30:06I might have to come in there and get a glimpse.
00:30:08Yeah, you should.
00:30:09So I can learn some new poses when I go back home.
00:30:11That's right.
00:30:17Nope.
00:30:23I'm sure plane wants camera time.
00:30:27I'm sleeping with my aunties.
00:30:30My aunties.
00:30:39Mallory, what is up?
00:30:41It's Tom Sandoval.
00:30:43May you have all the luck and happiness of life can hold.
00:30:46And may all your rainbows lead to a pocket goal.
00:30:50Cheers to you, Mallory.
00:30:51And happy birthday.
00:31:02Good morning.
00:31:03Good morning.
00:31:04Good morning.
00:31:04How are you?
00:31:04I don't get makeup on you.
00:31:05I'm good.
00:31:05I have to get some coffee.
00:31:06Uh, there is coffee in there.
00:31:08I don't know who made it, but it's been-
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:10Brewing fabric.
00:31:11Okay.
00:31:12Oh, shoot.
00:31:13I go out to the group coffee and take theirs.
00:31:16You too.
00:31:19Cast walking.
00:31:21Cast walking.
00:31:22Cast walking.
00:31:24Uh-oh.
00:31:24What's going on here?
00:31:25Just getting some coffee.
00:31:26Coffee.
00:31:28You can't?
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:31See, if he wasn't in there, we could've snuck it.
00:31:33I did it last time and nobody was in there.
00:31:39Isn't it so hard to find things?
00:31:41Yup.
00:31:42I know.
00:31:43Shit's everywhere.
00:31:44Everywhere.
00:31:45Last night, I got screwed by the person I love the most in the house, that I trusted the most.
00:31:51She crushed me, but I raised my kids to fight, to never give up.
00:31:56And this goal of winning this $200,000, I'm gonna fucking fight for it.
00:32:00I am fucking not happy right now.
00:32:05Can I talk to you?
00:32:07I was up fucking all night.
00:32:09Didn't sleep, obviously.
00:32:10You shut that shit down, I'm gonna be honest.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13I didn't either.
00:32:13I mean, because everybody assumed, oh, Drita, that's her girl, that's your guy's girl.
00:32:16I know.
00:32:17But I said, if she picks Drita, she's cutting her chances down quite a bit, because everybody loves both.
00:32:23This was not like, yay, let me tell Drita this, and then let me do the opposite.
00:32:27That's not what happened.
00:32:28I was shaking, like, because I was so uncomfortable.
00:32:33I'm telling you, Drita is the only one that has not been on the hit list this entire time.
00:32:38I've been up there fucking twice.
00:32:40I've been pawned, I've been fucking betrayed, I've been put between people.
00:32:44Like, I've been getting gangbanged, and I am still here.
00:32:48Christine, you have people.
00:32:49I don't care.
00:32:50You have it.
00:32:51And I'm so proud of you, where you are now.
00:32:53And I will stand with you, and go in there.
00:32:56Bitch, you did this.
00:32:57Bad ass, okay?
00:32:59Now I need you to put your big girl pants on, and you need to win this motherfucker.
00:33:03I knew of all people, Jackie would understand how to play a game.
00:33:06I mean, after all, she is a basketball wife.
00:33:09You're gonna be fine.
00:33:10I'm okay.
00:33:10Hearing her say that she's gonna vote for me, I'm feeling really confident.
00:33:14Don't you worry about it, you got me.
00:33:20Villains.
00:33:21What?
00:33:22It is time to get ready for your final redemption challenge.
00:33:26Please dress like you're going to a fancy awards show.
00:33:29That's not happening.
00:33:31That is never happening.
00:33:33But do it anyway.
00:33:35Fancy?
00:33:35Okay, I can do that.
00:33:39I don't know where any of my fucking underwear is.
00:33:43I think I left my tits in the hotel.
00:33:46Can you go to Plain Jane's Hotel and pick up her breasts?
00:33:52How you guys?
00:33:54Hello, boys.
00:33:55Look at y'all.
00:33:57Holy.
00:33:58And the Oscar goes two.
00:34:02Thank you, thank you.
00:34:05Villains.
00:34:06Uh-oh.
00:34:07It is time to depart for your final redemption challenge.
00:34:11Prepare your buttocks for their SUV ride into the sunset.
00:34:15Banish villains, get in one car and the final five, please take another.
00:34:21We can't have any cross-contamination.
00:34:23I have butterflies in my stomach because I want to be in the final so bad.
00:34:29Season one was a bust.
00:34:30I went home way too soon.
00:34:35Season two, I lasted pretty long.
00:34:40New York and Larsa, you have lost the challenge and also lost on your chance at $200,000.
00:34:47I'm not about to let history repeat itself.
00:34:50I am here to win this motherfucker.
00:34:53Princess Diana's not here yet.
00:34:54Are we going to be indoor or outdoor?
00:34:56Indoor.
00:34:57Is she okay?
00:34:58Of course she's okay.
00:34:59She's just allowed to take forever.
00:35:01I mean, we've had five hours.
00:35:03Hi, guys.
00:35:06Listen, I don't want this car ride to be awkward or weird.
00:35:10So let's just like talk and have fun, you know?
00:35:13Like we don't need to talk about anything serious, but you know, I feel like it's a funeral.
00:35:18No.
00:35:33I don't want to talk to you.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Yeah, but I don't want to talk to you.
00:35:38Yeah, but I don't want to talk to you.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:39We had that talk, remember, when you were crying and hugging me and I'm not going to pick
00:35:43you and I said oh, thank God.
00:35:45Yeah, we had the talk.
00:35:46I got a challenge to pay attention to.
00:35:49Let's see what happens.
00:35:50If there's one fucking thing I'm going to say
00:35:51and I'm going to say nothing,
00:35:52I don't win.
00:35:54I will make sure you lose.
00:35:56Drita really needs to shut the fuck up
00:35:59because this is a house of villains
00:36:01and you have to do what is best
00:36:03for your strategy and your gameplay.
00:36:05So Christine deciding to put up her roommate,
00:36:09I liked it.
00:36:10It made me salivate.
00:36:11I'd rather lose with integrity
00:36:13than win and be a piece of shit.
00:36:15And remember those words
00:36:17because that's me.
00:36:23From Burbank, California,
00:36:26the Academy of Overly Dramatic Arts
00:36:28and People Who Don't Know Sciences
00:36:29welcomes Joel McHale.
00:36:38Hello, villains,
00:36:39and welcome to the biggest night
00:36:41in the valley,
00:36:43the Backstabbies.
00:36:47All the huge celebrities
00:36:49are out tonight,
00:36:50just not in this room.
00:36:52I look around
00:36:53and it is a who's who
00:36:55of who the hell is that.
00:36:57All right,
00:36:57now let's welcome
00:36:58our competing villains,
00:37:00fucking Drita,
00:37:01New York,
00:37:02and the goatee
00:37:03whose wish to become
00:37:04a real boy came true,
00:37:06Paul.
00:37:06All right, guys.
00:37:08This is the most pivotal
00:37:09do-or-die moment
00:37:10in the entire season.
00:37:12Like, if you lose,
00:37:13you're done.
00:37:13If you win,
00:37:15you get that spot
00:37:16in the final three.
00:37:17I need to beat both
00:37:18New York and Drita
00:37:19because I actually think
00:37:20I stand a chance
00:37:21at winning this whole thing
00:37:22if I do.
00:37:23Jackie,
00:37:24how does the show
00:37:24look in 3D?
00:37:29Paul,
00:37:30New York,
00:37:31Drita,
00:37:32this is obviously
00:37:33your final redemption challenge.
00:37:36Everyone received
00:37:37an awards ballot
00:37:37and filled them out
00:37:39in private.
00:37:39When I read
00:37:40an award category,
00:37:42you three will guess
00:37:43which villain
00:37:44won that award
00:37:45based on how
00:37:46everyone in the house
00:37:47voted.
00:37:48The villain who guesses
00:37:48the most award categories
00:37:50correctly
00:37:51wins this challenge
00:37:52and joins Christine
00:37:53and Kate
00:37:54at our final
00:37:55banishment ceremony
00:37:56tonight
00:37:57where we will crown
00:37:58the winner
00:37:58of House of Villains
00:38:00Season 3.
00:38:01If Drita wins
00:38:02this redemption challenge,
00:38:03this big move last night
00:38:04was for nothing.
00:38:05So,
00:38:06I do not want Drita to win.
00:38:08New York and Paul,
00:38:09I can handle.
00:38:10But Drita,
00:38:11no.
00:38:12The first category is
00:38:14who is the last person
00:38:17you'd want
00:38:17as a challenge partner?
00:38:19Are your answers
00:38:20locked in?
00:38:21Paul,
00:38:22who did you pick?
00:38:23I pick New York.
00:38:25Softie.
00:38:26New York,
00:38:26who did you pick?
00:38:27Me.
00:38:31Drita,
00:38:32who'd you pick?
00:38:34New York.
00:38:35And the winner
00:38:35is
00:38:38New York.
00:38:42Come here,
00:38:43this way,
00:38:44this way.
00:38:45The next category is
00:38:47who is the most likely
00:38:48to buy followers?
00:38:50This is based on
00:38:51what you think
00:38:51everyone in the house
00:38:52voted.
00:38:53Right, okay.
00:38:54Have you bought
00:38:55any followers,
00:38:56Jackie?
00:38:56I've never bought
00:38:57followers.
00:38:58That's the one thing
00:38:59I'm too cheap to.
00:38:59I'll take that money
00:39:00and go to Target instead.
00:39:02Paul,
00:39:02I put Christine.
00:39:05You can see Christine
00:39:06wants to kill you now
00:39:07from the smile on her face.
00:39:09New York,
00:39:09who did you pick?
00:39:10Christine.
00:39:12Trita,
00:39:12who's the most likely
00:39:13to buy followers?
00:39:15I was gonna say Christine
00:39:17and I changed my mind
00:39:19and put Tom.
00:39:21Christine definitely
00:39:22buys followers,
00:39:22but then I thought of
00:39:24who loves themselves
00:39:25even maybe more
00:39:26than Christine?
00:39:27I am the enemy!
00:39:30Tom would buy followers.
00:39:32The villain
00:39:32most likely
00:39:34to buy followers
00:39:35is
00:39:38Tom.
00:39:44I selected Tom
00:39:45because
00:39:45I looked up Tom
00:39:47on Instagram.
00:39:47He has one million followers.
00:39:48Those cannot all
00:39:49be fucking real.
00:39:50And if they are,
00:39:51they're real,
00:39:52but they're real
00:39:52fucking stupid.
00:39:53The next award is
00:39:55the biggest crybaby.
00:39:57The biggest crybaby.
00:40:00Trita,
00:40:00who did you say?
00:40:01Me.
00:40:02New York,
00:40:03biggest crybaby.
00:40:04I'm gonna say Christine.
00:40:06Christine.
00:40:07Paul,
00:40:08who did you put?
00:40:09I put Ashley.
00:40:10What the fuck?
00:40:12I never fucking cry.
00:40:15That's not true.
00:40:15They already know
00:40:16that I came in here
00:40:17feeling insecure.
00:40:18I don't want my mommy.
00:40:21In the category
00:40:23of biggest crybaby,
00:40:24the winner is
00:40:28Trita.
00:40:29Yes!
00:40:30For badness,
00:40:31I keep looking at you,
00:40:33right?
00:40:33I wish you were with me.
00:40:35Trita has
00:40:36three.
00:40:37New York and Paul
00:40:38each have won.
00:40:39The next award is
00:40:41can't land a joke.
00:40:42And you're not
00:40:43allowed to say me.
00:40:44Don't worry,
00:40:44it's not you.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:46New York,
00:40:47who did you put?
00:40:48The chicken finger,
00:40:49Tyson.
00:40:49He just tells
00:40:50too many of them
00:40:51at once.
00:40:52So which one
00:40:52do you laugh at
00:40:53and which one
00:40:53do you ignore?
00:40:54It can't plop.
00:40:55Too many.
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Trita,
00:40:58who did you put?
00:40:58I also put Tyson.
00:41:00All right,
00:41:01Paul,
00:41:01who did you put?
00:41:02I was gonna put Tyson,
00:41:03but then I switched
00:41:04it over to Tom.
00:41:05Why Tom?
00:41:07Because,
00:41:07you know,
00:41:08sometimes Tyson's jokes
00:41:09land.
00:41:10And the award for
00:41:12can't land a joke
00:41:13goes to
00:41:16Tyson.
00:41:17The award does
00:41:18go to Tyson.
00:41:19Hell yeah.
00:41:21Ah!
00:41:22Trita has four.
00:41:23New York has two.
00:41:24Paul has one.
00:41:26With three rounds left,
00:41:28Paul,
00:41:28if you don't get
00:41:29this next one correct,
00:41:29you are eliminated.
00:41:30Not just from this game,
00:41:32but from the entire
00:41:33competition.
00:41:35Should have gone
00:41:36with my gut
00:41:37because it's Tyson
00:41:37who's always saying
00:41:38these stupid jokes.
00:41:40This sucks ass.
00:41:41Our next award
00:41:42is in the category
00:41:43of the most likely
00:41:45to be excluded
00:41:46from the group chat
00:41:47when the season
00:41:48is over.
00:41:52New York,
00:41:53who did you put?
00:41:53I know this person
00:41:54very well.
00:41:56Uh, myself?
00:41:57Are you on group chats
00:41:58with the previous two
00:41:59casts?
00:41:59Oh, absolutely not.
00:42:01All right.
00:42:02Well, that's consistent.
00:42:04Paul.
00:42:04Um, I put Christine.
00:42:06Trita, who did you put?
00:42:08Well, this was tricky,
00:42:10but I did put Tyson.
00:42:12Why Tyson?
00:42:13He was manipulating
00:42:15a lot of people.
00:42:16They found out
00:42:17that he was manipulating
00:42:17them, so I don't think
00:42:18they would be, like,
00:42:19so joyous to add him
00:42:20to the group chat.
00:42:21Fuck you, Trita.
00:42:23All right.
00:42:23The most likely
00:42:24to be excluded
00:42:25from the group chat
00:42:26is...
00:42:29Kate!
00:42:30Oh!
00:42:31Kate, you were all wrong.
00:42:33Oh, my gosh.
00:42:35There's nothing better
00:42:36than leaving a group chat.
00:42:38It's so passive, aggressive.
00:42:40I left my own family's
00:42:41group chat once.
00:42:43Paul, you have been banished
00:42:44from the house of villains.
00:42:45Damn!
00:42:46Fuck!
00:42:47Maybe you could replace
00:42:48one of the cardboard people.
00:42:50Good job, Paul.
00:42:51You had a good run, bro.
00:42:52I just can't seem
00:42:54to fucking get
00:42:54the endgame right.
00:42:55I feel like it's, like,
00:42:56my permanent lore
00:42:58to get so close
00:43:00but just not quite.
00:43:02You know what I mean?
00:43:03That should be studied.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:05The score is
00:43:06Drita 4,
00:43:07New York 2.
00:43:08There are two
00:43:09categories left.
00:43:10Let's go, Drita.
00:43:11If Drita gets this right,
00:43:12she wins.
00:43:13The award
00:43:14is for
00:43:15Fakest.
00:43:17Ooh!
00:43:18Well, that's...
00:43:19Ooh!
00:43:20Who is the fakest?
00:43:22I wrote down Christine.
00:43:23It's obvious I feel that way.
00:43:25But this answer has to be
00:43:27the house of villains' answer.
00:43:29All the villains.
00:43:30So I changed it to Tyson
00:43:32because I'm like,
00:43:33oh, he manipulated
00:43:34a lot of people here.
00:43:36And my gut said,
00:43:38you stick with your first
00:43:39initial response.
00:43:41And that was Christine.
00:43:42I was just like,
00:43:43let me go with my gut.
00:43:45New York, what's your answer?
00:43:47I mean, I just stop at
00:43:48lashes and wigs.
00:43:49But Plain Jane
00:43:51has fake titties.
00:43:53I don't know
00:43:53what she's talking about.
00:43:55Ass and everything else.
00:43:57Whatever you want to name.
00:43:58So, uh,
00:43:59my girl Plain Jane.
00:44:00Honey, these are,
00:44:01these are real.
00:44:02Drita,
00:44:02what did you put?
00:44:04I put Christine.
00:44:05Why?
00:44:06Because she just
00:44:07truly showed me
00:44:09she was the fakest
00:44:10motherfucker I ever saw.
00:44:12If Drita gets this right,
00:44:14she wins.
00:44:15If New York gets it
00:44:17right and Drita doesn't,
00:44:18the game goes on.
00:44:19All right, here we go.
00:44:21The award for fakest
00:44:23in the house
00:44:25goes to
00:44:28Christine.
00:44:29Yes!
00:44:30Yes!
00:44:33New York,
00:44:34you've been banished
00:44:36for a third time.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:38Congratulations.
00:44:38Drita has won
00:44:39the challenge.
00:44:41I may not have won again,
00:44:43but being a part
00:44:45of the house of villains
00:44:46has been a full circle
00:44:47moment in my career
00:44:49as a villain.
00:44:50Like,
00:44:50this is a place
00:44:51that welcomes
00:44:51everything that you are
00:44:53that people love
00:44:54to hate on you for.
00:44:55And it feels so good
00:44:57to be hated.
00:44:59I know.
00:45:00It's going to be all right.
00:45:02Drita,
00:45:03you are the winner
00:45:05and will join
00:45:06Christine and Kate
00:45:07in the final three.
00:45:10Being in the final three
00:45:12with Drita,
00:45:13I am realizing
00:45:14I'm a little bit fucked,
00:45:15but maybe there's a chance
00:45:17that the voting jury
00:45:18will be voting
00:45:19for the best villain,
00:45:20not the best chef.
00:45:22But in the meantime,
00:45:23fuck everyone.
00:45:26And vote for me.
00:45:28All right, everyone.
00:45:30Back to the house.
00:45:31Nicely done.
00:45:32Right, you!
00:45:33Woo!
00:45:37Hello?
00:45:38The wannabe Captain Hook.
00:45:40I really put this on you.
00:45:42Tiffany.
00:45:43Don't use my government name.
00:45:44You call me New York.
00:45:47Bye, bitches.
00:46:02What a beautiful feeling.
00:46:04Home sweet home, everybody.
00:46:06The last time it is.
00:46:09How do you feel?
00:46:09I smell it.
00:46:10Good.
00:46:11How's it feel, Drita?
00:46:13I'm sitting here telling you
00:46:15I made it to the final three.
00:46:16How crazy is that?
00:46:18I went through the wringer
00:46:19in this house.
00:46:21Oh!
00:46:22I watched my alliances
00:46:23leave the house
00:46:23one by one.
00:46:24I found myself alone
00:46:26up against a lot of people
00:46:27and all I did was
00:46:29go with my gut
00:46:30throughout the whole game.
00:46:31Should they give me
00:46:32the money because of
00:46:33that reason?
00:46:33We will see.
00:46:34We need drinks!
00:46:36A bottle of champagne
00:46:37or two never killed
00:46:38anyone!
00:46:40I'm over it.
00:46:42And by it,
00:46:43I mean being in this.
00:46:45Fuck!
00:46:46Try my best.
00:46:47Dude, that's all right.
00:46:48I knew you were gonna win,
00:46:49but, like,
00:46:50you got a good run.
00:46:51Fuck you.
00:46:52Oh, fuck!
00:46:53God!
00:46:55Drita, Drita, Drita.
00:46:56Girl.
00:46:57You're a finalist, bitch.
00:46:58You won the NBA finals.
00:46:59I was nervous.
00:47:00I'm not gonna lie.
00:47:01Drita, you did that shit
00:47:02and you did it convincingly.
00:47:03Fucking badass.
00:47:07Ah!
00:47:08I don't feel like making drinks.
00:47:09You shouldn't have to, dude.
00:47:10There's no reason to.
00:47:11They can't vote you out.
00:47:13I'm so happy about this vote.
00:47:14I get to feel fucking great
00:47:16about who I'm fucking voting for.
00:47:17I'm gonna give the most
00:47:19heartfelt Love Island speech
00:47:21for Drita.
00:47:23From the first day
00:47:24I walked in
00:47:26to this villa.
00:47:27It's not a villa.
00:47:28I mean, house.
00:47:31It's hard for me
00:47:32because Christine
00:47:32was a total villain
00:47:34by not saving
00:47:36her best friend Drita
00:47:37at the end.
00:47:38And Kate was probably
00:47:39the best competitor in here.
00:47:40And then Drita
00:47:41is the only one
00:47:42who didn't do anyone
00:47:43dirty in the house.
00:47:44I'm not exactly sure
00:47:45what I'm gonna do.
00:47:47Honestly,
00:47:47I would rather be
00:47:49at a funeral right now
00:47:50than vote
00:47:51to give someone else
00:47:52$200,000.
00:47:54I'm still a villain
00:47:55and I don't give a damn
00:47:57about those other bitches
00:47:58who voted me out.
00:48:00Sorry.
00:48:02Well, not voted me out
00:48:03but they wanted me out.
00:48:05You know.
00:48:05We only have eight votes.
00:48:07Eight votes.
00:48:08Tom and Tyson
00:48:09are not voting for Drita.
00:48:10You think?
00:48:11I mean, Drita
00:48:12has all spoken about
00:48:13how she hates Tyson
00:48:14in the game.
00:48:14I forgot about that part.
00:48:16And then Tom,
00:48:17he's gonna go
00:48:17whatever Tyson does.
00:48:19Tells him to.
00:48:20Well, let's see
00:48:21if any of these girls
00:48:22come over and ask us
00:48:22how we're voting
00:48:23because I'm not
00:48:24gonna go to them.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Where is everybody?
00:48:28Hello?
00:48:29Hello.
00:48:29Oh, hi.
00:48:30Drita might have
00:48:31a friend or two
00:48:32on the jury
00:48:32but I played
00:48:33a better game.
00:48:34I've been through
00:48:35the trenches.
00:48:35I've been put up.
00:48:37I've been super villain twice.
00:48:38I have been kicking ass
00:48:40and she's what?
00:48:41Been in the kitchen
00:48:42staring meatballs?
00:48:43Like, can't relate.
00:48:44Why are they, like,
00:48:45saying I'm nervous?
00:48:48Well, I don't know.
00:48:50I mean, for me,
00:48:51obviously, like,
00:48:52I love you
00:48:53but I have, like,
00:48:54a personal relationship
00:48:55with all three of you.
00:48:56Yeah, totally.
00:48:57I have to think.
00:48:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:00Obviously, people love Drita
00:49:01but are people going to vote
00:49:04for somebody who they love
00:49:05or are they going to vote
00:49:07for, you know,
00:49:08a villain who's game
00:49:09that they respect?
00:49:11And honestly, like,
00:49:14I personally am leaning towards you
00:49:17because I think you slay,
00:49:19I think you rule.
00:49:20This is the house of villains.
00:49:21And the fiercest bitch
00:49:22is her spin.
00:49:24I appreciate that.
00:49:25How you feeling?
00:49:26I feel great.
00:49:27We don't have to say
00:49:27who we're voting for
00:49:28but who are you leaning?
00:49:29I'll tell you.
00:49:30Drita.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32He's been team Christine
00:49:33the whole time.
00:49:34Yeah, I've been cool with her.
00:49:35What have you found
00:49:36that's making you
00:49:36not want to fuck with her right now?
00:49:38This is $200,000
00:49:40on the fucking line.
00:49:41Like, you could give it to her
00:49:42and she might date you
00:49:43or you can give it to Drita
00:49:44and she's going to hate you forever.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:47Well, Drita,
00:49:48if I ever see her in life,
00:49:49we're cool.
00:49:50She's going to treat you
00:49:51like family.
00:49:51I see Christine.
00:49:53Oh, hey.
00:49:54You were on my show with me?
00:49:58Christine's like my little sister
00:50:00and I told her earlier today
00:50:01I'll give you my vote.
00:50:03If I can compel you,
00:50:04vote for you to do it.
00:50:06But I'm going to be honest,
00:50:06it's going to be
00:50:07a motherfucking toss up.
00:50:08I have to see how I feel.
00:50:11Can I just like talk
00:50:12to you guys for a sec?
00:50:12Sure.
00:50:13How are you guys feeling?
00:50:15Good.
00:50:15Good.
00:50:16How are you feeling?
00:50:16I feel great.
00:50:17Huh?
00:50:18I feel great.
00:50:18I do.
00:50:19So I think you have an option
00:50:21and you can vote
00:50:23with someone who's likable
00:50:26or someone who's likable
00:50:27and played a game.
00:50:29That's up to you.
00:50:30That's all.
00:50:31Right.
00:50:32I knew of all people,
00:50:32you'd understand it.
00:50:34And you would too, Tom,
00:50:35obviously.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:38But I love you guys.
00:50:39You guys are great.
00:50:40Okay.
00:50:40Right.
00:50:41All three of these women
00:50:42played very different games
00:50:44and there is merit
00:50:45to all three of their styles.
00:50:47Christine made the most
00:50:48villainous move of the season
00:50:49by putting up her best friend,
00:50:51Drita.
00:50:51Drita didn't cross anybody
00:50:53the whole season.
00:50:55And then when Christine
00:50:56finally tried to get rid of her,
00:50:58she won the redemption challenge
00:51:00to get back into the game.
00:51:02And then you have Kate
00:51:02who almost got banished early
00:51:05and then won supervillain
00:51:06twice in a row
00:51:07and took swings
00:51:09at the biggest targets
00:51:10in the house.
00:51:11I think whoever explains
00:51:12their strategy
00:51:13and showed why they did
00:51:14the things that they did
00:51:15will win my vote.
00:51:17What's up, Johnny?
00:51:18You guys going to
00:51:18throw the pot on this one?
00:51:19I think it's actually
00:51:20going to be close.
00:51:20You do?
00:51:21Between who?
00:51:22Well, I figure
00:51:23you're not voting for Drita.
00:51:25I might.
00:51:26I'm going to listen
00:51:26to what everybody
00:51:27has to say.
00:51:27And if somebody gives
00:51:29the speech of a lifetime,
00:51:30then I would vote
00:51:31for that person.
00:51:31As much as I feel like
00:51:32I know Paul,
00:51:33you'd be a wild card too.
00:51:35Congrats.
00:51:35Congrats to you.
00:51:37Third and fourth place.
00:51:38I did my best.
00:51:39We're all just doing
00:51:40the best we can.
00:51:41And then New York
00:51:41is a wild card.
00:51:42Absolutely.
00:51:43I think that everybody's
00:51:44pretty much made up
00:51:45their mind.
00:51:46One thing for sure,
00:51:47Drita is not getting
00:51:48my vote.
00:51:49Drita was the mom
00:51:50of the house
00:51:51and she was really
00:51:52trying to fatten us
00:51:53all up and I can't
00:51:54respect that.
00:51:55This is House of Villains,
00:51:57not Hansel and Gretel.
00:51:58I haven't even consulted
00:51:59with the house.
00:52:00The house doesn't
00:52:00consult with me.
00:52:01I'm going to go
00:52:02with my gut
00:52:02and I know what to do.
00:52:03Same with you?
00:52:04Yes.
00:52:04Perfect.
00:52:05New York has voted
00:52:06for the strategist.
00:52:08She voted for Wes
00:52:09the second season.
00:52:09I can see her voting
00:52:10for Kate and their roommates.
00:52:11Do you guys have any reason
00:52:12to not want Drita to win?
00:52:14I don't like the fact
00:52:15that like the entire game
00:52:16she's just been going around
00:52:18telling everybody,
00:52:19yelling about how like
00:52:20me and Tyson
00:52:21are scamming all the time.
00:52:22It's like,
00:52:22dude, shut the fuck up.
00:52:25I mean, what to see
00:52:26at the end
00:52:27was sort of impressive,
00:52:28especially on the screw things,
00:52:30but I'd rather see her win.
00:52:31Drita winning tonight
00:52:32will literally feel like
00:52:34I walked away victorious.
00:52:35But right now,
00:52:37it's a toss-up.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:39I honestly really don't know.
00:52:42Villains,
00:52:43time to get ready
00:52:44for your final
00:52:44banishment ceremony.
00:52:49Who the fuck?
00:52:50Let me help you.
00:52:51Yeah, I need help.
00:52:53You want it this tight,
00:52:54motherfucker,
00:52:54you can't loosen it up?
00:52:57Is there anything else
00:52:58I can do for you guys
00:52:59right now
00:52:59before this big,
00:53:01stressful season finale moment?
00:53:02Can I talk to you
00:53:03for a sec?
00:53:05I wanted to make sure
00:53:06you were aware that
00:53:08this was your time
00:53:09to have your conversation.
00:53:10I'm not going to have
00:53:11those conversations.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:13Why the fuck
00:53:14would I go sit
00:53:16with Tyson and Tom,
00:53:18two bitches
00:53:19telling each other,
00:53:19yeah, exactly,
00:53:20yeah, exactly?
00:53:22Did you really push one out?
00:53:24I'd be like,
00:53:25so just so we're clear,
00:53:26you're not gonna vote
00:53:28for me to win
00:53:28because you're so mad?
00:53:29Okay, great.
00:53:30I actually think
00:53:31it's worse for your show.
00:53:32I'm building suspense.
00:53:34Mm-hmm.
00:53:47It is time to select
00:53:48the third season
00:53:50supervillain
00:53:51for the very last time.
00:53:53This final banishment
00:53:55won't be easy.
00:53:57I feel like I played
00:53:58an amazing game,
00:53:59but Kate and Drita
00:54:01also did the same.
00:54:02but no matter what,
00:54:04I feel so proud of myself.
00:54:05I really, really do.
00:54:06I for sure
00:54:08thought I was only
00:54:09going to be here
00:54:09for a week
00:54:10and it just goes to show
00:54:12like you really can do
00:54:14anything you put
00:54:14your mind to.
00:54:28Here they are.
00:54:30Drita.
00:54:31Hi.
00:54:32Loser.
00:54:34Loser.
00:54:35Loser.
00:54:36Hey, no.
00:54:37Loser.
00:54:37Good morning, Jill.
00:54:39Loser.
00:54:39Good morning.
00:54:40Hey, Joel.
00:54:41Hey, loser.
00:54:43Loser.
00:54:44Holy Lord.
00:54:46Up there, Christine.
00:54:48All right, banished.
00:54:49Banished losers.
00:54:52Well, hello, villains.
00:54:54Hi, Joel.
00:54:55Here we go.
00:54:56Welcome
00:54:56to your final
00:54:58banishment ceremony.
00:54:59We came to find out
00:55:01who is the best villain
00:55:02in reality TV show history
00:55:04for a third time.
00:55:06Paul, in New York,
00:55:08you competed
00:55:08in the final redemption
00:55:09challenge earlier today
00:55:11and were banished
00:55:12from the game.
00:55:13Speaking of game,
00:55:14it looks like Paul
00:55:15will be hunting
00:55:16some later.
00:55:19I'm sorry.
00:55:20Jackie.
00:55:21I'm sorry.
00:55:22Jackie's my new favorite.
00:55:23Oh, no.
00:55:24You're killing me.
00:55:25Thank you,
00:55:25Geordi LaForge.
00:55:28Eliminated villains,
00:55:30tonight,
00:55:30the power is in your hands.
00:55:33Either Christine,
00:55:35Kate,
00:55:35or Drita
00:55:36will be crowned
00:55:37America's ultimate
00:55:39supervillain
00:55:40and win
00:55:40$200,000.
00:55:43It is such
00:55:44a crazy thing
00:55:45to be smack dab
00:55:47in the middle
00:55:47of my two roommates.
00:55:49Who'd have thought
00:55:50they're in the finals?
00:55:51It is time
00:55:52for the villain's
00:55:53final, please.
00:55:55Why should they vote
00:55:56for you to win
00:55:57$200,000
00:55:58and the title
00:55:59of ultimate
00:56:01supervillain?
00:56:02Let's start
00:56:03with Drita.
00:56:05There are so many
00:56:06types of villains
00:56:07and we got them
00:56:07all in this room.
00:56:09You got
00:56:10calculated,
00:56:11smart,
00:56:13undercover,
00:56:14and then you got me,
00:56:15the one that tries
00:56:17to hide the villain
00:56:18that pops out
00:56:19when jerk-offs appear.
00:56:20Not taking shit
00:56:21to me is a mad villain,
00:56:23right?
00:56:23Villains ain't scared
00:56:24of fucking nobody.
00:56:25Somebody did me dirty.
00:56:27I straight up
00:56:28shot that down.
00:56:29I call it how it is.
00:56:31I say some shit.
00:56:32I say it to your face.
00:56:33That's my villain
00:56:34side of me.
00:56:35I will call you out
00:56:36if you fuck with me.
00:56:38Period.
00:56:39Christine?
00:56:40I didn't want to risk
00:56:41sounding like
00:56:41poured salad,
00:56:42which I know
00:56:43I always do, Kate.
00:56:44So I did write something
00:56:46that I do want to read
00:56:47because I didn't want to,
00:56:49I didn't want to forget it.
00:56:51Oh, my gosh.
00:56:51That long-ass piece of paper,
00:56:52I'm not standing here
00:56:53and listening to that bullshit.
00:56:54I just didn't want to forget it,
00:56:55okay?
00:56:56I just didn't want to forget it.
00:56:59Oh, girl.
00:56:59A fellow villain
00:57:01who I respect
00:57:02once told me,
00:57:04forgive me, father,
00:57:05for I have sinned.
00:57:07Another fellow villain
00:57:09once told me,
00:57:11energy doesn't lie.
00:57:15These two things
00:57:17can be true at once.
00:57:19A great villain
00:57:21is someone
00:57:22who shows everyone
00:57:24everything.
00:57:25It's not about
00:57:26being calculated
00:57:28or evil, per se.
00:57:31Blaine, Jane,
00:57:31how are you?
00:57:32I'm good.
00:57:34Good?
00:57:34If you're just joining us,
00:57:36we are halfway through
00:57:38Christine's speech here.
00:57:39Joel, this is a lot of money,
00:57:41okay?
00:57:42Editors can edit
00:57:43however they want.
00:57:44I only get one.
00:57:44Don't just vote
00:57:45for who you like
00:57:46and who has your heart,
00:57:48but also who you like,
00:57:51who has your heart,
00:57:52and also whose game
00:57:53you like the most.
00:57:56That's it.
00:57:58Yeah, all right.
00:58:02Kate.
00:58:04Now, I will make it short
00:58:05for the sake of her speech,
00:58:07but I think what makes
00:58:09a great reality TV villain
00:58:12is a villain origin story,
00:58:14and I think I had that here.
00:58:17I'm very congenial
00:58:18when I'm not fighting
00:58:19for my life.
00:58:20I was just a little busy
00:58:22defending myself.
00:58:23I don't know a lot
00:58:23about sports,
00:58:24but, like, if you do the math,
00:58:25like a batting average,
00:58:26I was on the back foot
00:58:27from the moment
00:58:28I moved in
00:58:29where you guys all had
00:58:30alliances and your roommates,
00:58:31but I didn't have
00:58:32the support that y'all had.
00:58:34No offense to New York
00:58:35having you as a roommate
00:58:35because you're like a cat.
00:58:37Right, and I love sardines.
00:58:39I get it.
00:58:39I was put up on the hit list.
00:58:41I won my way out.
00:58:43Kate!
00:58:45You are off the hit list.
00:58:47I'd like to thank me.
00:58:48I didn't have an alliance.
00:58:49Once, I did it myself.
00:58:51And then I was put on the hit list
00:58:52again, and I won again.
00:58:56Congratulations, Kate.
00:58:57You are the supervillain.
00:58:59Oh, my God!
00:59:00You're off the hit list.
00:59:02I'd like to thank me,
00:59:02and so I think
00:59:04if you're going to base
00:59:05your vote off of
00:59:06who's the best villain game player,
00:59:09the stats,
00:59:10according to sports
00:59:12or whatever,
00:59:13would point to me.
00:59:14I'm very proud
00:59:15out of my performance here
00:59:16because I did more than play.
00:59:18I dominated.
00:59:20Oh, my gosh!
00:59:22I'm getting a little bit concerned
00:59:24because Kate's speech
00:59:25is pretty compelling.
00:59:27You know,
00:59:27if Drita wasn't up on that stage,
00:59:29shit, I would be voting for Kate.
00:59:31Banish villains,
00:59:32the floor is officially yours.
00:59:35Any questions you would like
00:59:36to say to our villains?
00:59:38Drita, between these two,
00:59:39who should win and why?
00:59:40If you can't win,
00:59:42which one of these should?
00:59:43I would definitely
00:59:45not pick Christine.
00:59:46That's a fucking crazy-ass question.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:48Christine,
00:59:49which of these two
00:59:50would you choose to win and why?
00:59:52I would choose Kate
00:59:53because she was playing the game.
00:59:54She was making moves.
00:59:56Kate?
00:59:57I think that Drita
00:59:58played a very long,
01:00:00subtle game.
01:00:01I would have loved to do that
01:00:02if I wasn't on the defense
01:00:03the entire time.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Thank you, Walker, Texas Ranger.
01:00:09It is time to vote
01:00:12to see who's going to win
01:00:14$200,000
01:00:15and win the title
01:00:17of ultimate supervillain.
01:00:19Because this is the finale,
01:00:22we are going to vote
01:00:23right here,
01:00:23live, in person.
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:26Don't do us like that!
01:00:28No!
01:00:29But first,
01:00:30you have to step out
01:00:31and lock in your votes
01:00:32for legal reasons.
01:00:34Oh, okay.
01:00:35All right, Jackie.
01:00:35Me?
01:00:36Yes, you.
01:00:37There's no other Jackie.
01:00:38Yes!
01:00:39Jackie, you go first.
01:00:58Donnie Middlebrooks,
01:00:59you are first.
01:00:59Who did you vote for?
01:01:01My vote goes to
01:01:03Drita.
01:01:03I love you.
01:01:05Plain Jane.
01:01:06It gave me a lot of pleasure,
01:01:07Christine, today
01:01:08to look you in the eyes
01:01:10and tell you
01:01:10that I was voting for you
01:01:11knowing full well
01:01:12that I sure the fuck wasn't
01:01:13because that's exactly
01:01:14what the fuck you did to me
01:01:15the day that I went home.
01:01:16For that reason,
01:01:18I voted for Drita to win.
01:01:21New York?
01:01:21I've been in this game
01:01:23for three seasons.
01:01:26I like a nasty-ass villain
01:01:29that don't give a fuck.
01:01:31All they see
01:01:32is the win for them,
01:01:33so my vote is for it.
01:01:39Christine.
01:01:45Kate played an amazing game,
01:01:48but at the same time,
01:01:50the fact that Christine
01:01:52really screwed Drita over,
01:01:55I just feel like
01:01:56nothing trumps that for me.
01:01:58I'm not roommate
01:01:59with New York next year.
01:02:00Tom, go ahead.
01:02:01Even though at times
01:02:03I felt like Drita and I
01:02:05were against each other,
01:02:06you inspired me,
01:02:07and I think you're
01:02:08a great supervillain.
01:02:09Another vote for Drita.
01:02:10Drita, yes.
01:02:11Hell yeah!
01:02:12Yeah!
01:02:14Jackie?
01:02:16I want to say
01:02:17my roommates,
01:02:18I love you both,
01:02:19we did this together.
01:02:24Drita, you got my vote.
01:02:27If Drita gets one more vote,
01:02:29she wins.
01:02:31Paul,
01:02:32who did you vote for?
01:02:34Christine,
01:02:35I want to tell you that
01:02:36making an alliance
01:02:37with your roommate,
01:02:38taking them to the end,
01:02:39and cutting them out
01:02:40is a fucking villainous move.
01:02:44You would have had my vote
01:02:45had you just owned it.
01:02:49Now,
01:02:51Kate and Drita,
01:02:52I was like this.
01:02:54You got shots fired at you,
01:02:55you fired those shots back,
01:02:57and you're a cold,
01:02:59ice cold bitch.
01:03:01Like straight up.
01:03:02But I never considered
01:03:03taking a shot at Drita,
01:03:04and I don't think
01:03:05anybody else did either.
01:03:08Until the very end,
01:03:09where she did get blindsided
01:03:11by her roommate,
01:03:12and fought her way back,
01:03:16that to me,
01:03:17that gets my vote.
01:03:20Your vote's for Drita, right?
01:03:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:23Okay, okay.
01:03:23Great, great.
01:03:26Congratulations, Drita!
01:03:28Yeah!
01:03:29You are America's
01:03:32ultimate supervillain!
01:03:38I don't think anybody
01:03:39on the jury
01:03:40is really that happy
01:03:41for whoever won.
01:03:43We're just happier
01:03:44to take it away
01:03:45from the people
01:03:45we dislike more.
01:03:47And that's,
01:03:48in a sense,
01:03:49what a TV villain is.
01:03:51I don't get joy
01:03:53from winning.
01:03:54I get joy
01:03:55from watching
01:03:55other people lose.
01:03:58You do the shit
01:03:58for your daughter.
01:03:59You buy her
01:04:00that fucking car.
01:04:00You hear me?
01:04:01I want suckers!
01:04:03I want seven to one!
01:04:05I love this crowd.
01:04:06This is a new crowd.
01:04:07I heard they got
01:04:08mad money this year.
01:04:13Yeah!
01:04:16I have no regrets.
01:04:17If I'm being honest,
01:04:18which I am,
01:04:19always,
01:04:20unfortunately,
01:04:22I think I played
01:04:24a better game
01:04:24than Drita.
01:04:25I do.
01:04:25So,
01:04:26fuck everyone.
01:04:27I did a damn good job.
01:04:29Drita,
01:04:30you won $200,000.
01:04:31You are the
01:04:32ultimate supervillain.
01:04:33You could make a speech
01:04:34and then send them
01:04:35through their televisions.
01:04:36Kate,
01:04:37I knew,
01:04:38I knew
01:04:39that you'd be
01:04:40tough and good.
01:04:42I did a line with you.
01:04:44Christine?
01:04:46Fuck you!
01:04:49Fuck you!
01:04:51Much of fucking
01:04:52jealous skanks,
01:04:55all of them.
01:05:03You know what?
01:05:04My loyalty
01:05:05to everyone,
01:05:07it's not easy
01:05:09to get it in return
01:05:09and I got it
01:05:10in return tenfold.
01:05:12Go, Drita!
01:05:14The House of Villains
01:05:15has a new
01:05:17queen.
01:05:19Well,
01:05:19that's House of Villains
01:05:20season three,
01:05:21everybody.
01:05:22Thanks for watching.
01:05:23I hope we outrate
01:05:24traitors.
01:05:25And don't forget
01:05:25to always spay
01:05:26and neuter your villains.
01:05:28Congrats, Drita!
01:05:29Woo!
01:05:30Woo!
01:05:32Woo!
01:05:33Woo!
01:05:34Is this what it's like
01:05:36to be in the bachelor limo
01:05:37after your eliminated?
01:05:38I did.
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