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00:10To be continued...
00:30No!
01:08I don't know.
01:38Backpack?
01:39Yeah.
01:40Keys?
01:41Okie-tokie.
01:42Do I have everything?
01:43Mike, we're outside.
01:45Over.
01:50Mike!
01:51Yes!
01:52Coming!
01:52Over and out!
01:57Hey, hey, hey!
01:58What about breakfast?
01:59No thanks!
02:00No time!
02:00Bye!
02:01Hey, watch it!
02:02Nancy, straight home from school today.
02:05Okay.
02:05Mike, aren't you forgetting something?
02:08Um, love you?
02:10Oh, right!
02:11Thanks, Mom!
02:17Here he comes!
02:19Finally!
02:19Let's go!
02:20We're gonna be late!
02:21Mike, relax.
02:23We're not gonna be late.
02:24Yeah, we haven't been late once in the last five weeks.
02:26I know, but if we are,
02:28just come on!
02:35Come on!
02:36I'm almost there, I'm almost there, I'm...
02:38Move it, you bug blaster!
02:40Dustin!
02:41Dustin, come in!
02:42Over!
02:43Come on, Dustin!
02:45We know you're there!
02:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:47No, no, no, no, no, no!
02:48Not now, not now!
02:50Dan!
02:53Oh, God!
02:56You know you have terrible timing!
02:58We're heading directly to Wilt's.
02:59Meet us on Cornwallis.
03:01Over!
03:01Wait for me!
03:02I'm at the mark!
03:02Dustin!
03:03Fine, meet you there.
03:05Over and out.
03:08Thanks, Dan!
03:09Gotta run!
03:11Wait, wait, wait!
03:13You're a dollar short again!
03:14Sorry!
03:15I'll kiss you next time!
03:16You know I'm good for it!
03:17That's what you said about the cheese balls!
03:19And the pudding pops!
03:20And whatever other abominations you children put in your donuts!
03:30Oh, I found it!
03:37Hey, slow down, bud.
03:38Sorry.
03:39Here's that mix you asked for.
03:40Finished last night.
03:41Maybe now you'll listen to more than just The Clash.
03:45Thanks.
03:46I gotta go.
03:46The guys are waiting.
03:48Mom said call if you're gonna be-
03:49Late!
03:53Jeez.
03:54Hey, are you okay?
03:55Yes, yes, yes!
03:56I let it get late!
03:58You know, you don't actually go to school, right?
04:04So, I know you know, but I-
04:07I need you to remember the ground rules, okay?
04:10No attracting attention.
04:12Be careful who you talk to.
04:13And we keep the cabin secret.
04:17The last thing we need are strangers sticking their noses in around here.
04:20I know the rules.
04:22Yeah, I know.
04:23But we can't have anyone finding out about your powers!
04:26You see?
04:28That's what I'm talking about.
04:29I did it inside.
04:30No one can see.
04:33Look, kid.
04:34I'm just worried is all.
04:36We're a family now.
04:37I know.
04:38Bottom line is...
04:40I'd, like, keep that way.
04:43Me too.
04:50Mike!
04:53Hey.
04:55Hey.
04:56Hey!
04:57Coat!
04:57I need a coat!
04:59Anything happens to her.
05:01Anything.
05:02These woods hide a lot of mistakes.
05:08I got you something.
05:10Why?
05:11Because cops like donuts.
05:13Joke's on you, pal.
05:15Everyone likes donuts.
05:16Ready!
05:17Be careful out there!
05:20Yeah!
05:25Oh, shit.
05:31Couldn't have waited five seconds.
05:39Run!
05:43Whoa! Slow down there, Henderson!
05:46Where are you going in such a hurry?
05:48School! I'm gonna be late!
05:50Hey! We just wanna see what you have for us in that book bag of yours!
05:54Books, Brainiac! Wanna guess what's in my pencil case?
05:58Hey! Get back here!
06:03We're gonna get you, Henderson!
06:06Come here, Jordan! Let's get that scumet!
06:09We're gonna get you!
06:11Yeah! Let's get that!
06:16Give it up, Geek!
06:26What the...?
06:56I got snow in my crack!
06:57I got snow in my crack!
06:57I got snow in my crack!
06:58Ugh!
07:05So long, suckers!
07:14Charlie!
07:15Where'd you go, man?
07:17I lost the nerd!
07:18Charlie!
07:21Charlie!
07:29What the...?
07:37No, no, no, no!
07:38No, no!
07:51No, no, no!
07:55Let's go!
07:57Yes!
08:05you guys spring break is gonna be awesome this year we'll finally get to show else some of our
08:11other hangout spots like the arcade yeah and the pizza place they've got deep dish now deep dish
08:17will i like deep dish el you're gonna love it it's like pizza on pizza and the grease gets
08:23all over your fingers and then you get to lick it off and it's so good el you're gonna love
08:29it
08:29i think it's cute cute i've been having to wake up 30 minutes ahead of my alarm just to do
08:35this
08:35all he talks about is el this el that okay we get it you should be taking notes bromeo
08:44what what did i say if we play our cards right maybe hopper will let you come with us to
08:49the
08:49starcourt mall when it opens memorial day weekend that would be the ultimate hangout spot i heard
08:54it's gonna have a gaming store oh big whoop what this town really needs is a sam goody you can
09:01keep
09:01your music i'll take a hot dog on a stick ground ground you forgot orange julius you jerks what
09:08the hell happened to you dirtbag charlie and noogie jeff happened that's what thanks for waiting for
09:13me guys well your mouth still works any internal bleeding nope i just gave murkwood by the skin
09:18of my teeth oh looks like you brought some yellow snow with you too
09:22har har real funny
09:29get out of my room
09:31stop it kids
09:36what
09:43later el
09:44bye el
09:45bye
09:47i wish i could go with you
09:48one day you will you'll pick me up after school
09:51315
09:53315
09:54yes
09:54all right see ya
10:07i can't wait to start d and d next week
10:09me too and i figured out what module i want to use
10:12Actually, I had an idea, but...
10:19I'm so sorry. It was an accident.
10:22You little jerk!
10:24You gonna let him get away with that?
10:29What's it gonna be, zombie boy?
10:31Fat lip or black eye?
10:34Hey, get off him! He said he was sorry.
10:36Back off! I'm busy here.
10:41Hi! You're in front of my locker.
10:43Oops.
10:46Now you're in front of my locker.
10:48Hey, what's your problem? You some kind of freak?
10:51Freak?
10:51Wow, that is so sweet of you to notice.
10:54You may also have noticed that you've worn out your welcome, sport.
11:00Whatever.
11:01Don't let the locker hit you on your way out.
11:03I'll catch you geeks later. Come on.
11:05Why didn't you do anything about it?
11:07It's just a shirt.
11:07Will, you okay?
11:09Yeah, I'm fine.
11:12Huh, mitzvets. Nice.
11:14Um, thanks.
11:16Yeah, thanks for the help.
11:17There's a lot of meatheads in this school.
11:20Don't sweat it.
11:21Same jerk, different letterman jacket.
11:23My theory is they clone them in every school.
11:25I'm Mike. This is Will.
11:27Sup.
11:28And, wait.
11:29What do you call you?
11:30Zombie boy.
11:31Wow.
11:32That is a new one.
11:33I'd stick with that if I were you.
11:35Later.
11:40You guys okay?
11:42Yeah, thanks to that new kid.
11:43Huh.
11:44Who's her hairdresser?
11:45Mr. T?
11:46She's punk.
11:47I like it.
11:48Maybe you should try it, Lucas.
11:50Oh, shut up.
11:55Okay, people.
11:56Settled.
11:57Welcome back.
11:58New semester.
11:58New news to share with you all.
12:00I will be going on a sabbatical for the semester.
12:04He's gonna become a priest?
12:06What?
12:06No.
12:07It means he's going on, like, a work vacation.
12:09Oh.
12:10Why didn't he just say so?
12:14Ah.
12:15But I'm happy to report Hawkins Middle's newest teacher, Mrs. Baxter, will be your scientific
12:20sage while I'm away.
12:23Aw, man.
12:24What's gonna happen to A.V. Club?
12:25A.V. Club doesn't take a vacation, Mr. Clark.
12:28Sorry, boys.
12:30A.V. Club must endure without me for a few months.
12:32I've already briefed Mrs. Baxter, and I have complete confidence in her ability to mold
12:37your malleable minds.
12:39I leave them in your hands.
12:41Thank you, Mr. Clark.
12:44Alrighty, then.
12:46Now, are you guys ready to learn about evolution?
12:52Evolution is the process by which an organism adapts into an enhanced version of itself.
12:58Now, this process occurs over a vast stretch of time, but sometimes it can leap forward.
13:05Well, how about you talk amongst yourselves while I find the roster?
13:10You could say I'm a little out of my element.
13:13Aw.
13:14No?
13:15Uh, okay.
13:18Okay, the big snowstorm is coming next week.
13:21We'll be on lockdown for a couple of days.
13:23That's when we'll start the campaign.
13:25But first, we're gonna need extra cash.
13:27It's 11 and Max are gonna play.
13:28Huh?
13:30Slow your roll, Lucas.
13:32I'm only gracing you with my presence just this once.
13:35Mike's right.
13:36We need money for more maps, extra dice, and a new graph pad, and...
13:39Not to mention snacks and drinks, guys.
13:42Come on.
13:42Alright.
13:43So what are we looking at here?
13:48This is just sad.
13:50We're still gonna be short.
13:51Where are we supposed to get more cash?
13:54I still have some of my arcade stash at home.
13:56I got 10 bucks from Mana for Christmas.
13:58My piggy bank is low, but I haven't checked my couch cushions yet.
14:03Hey, guys, I got an idea.
14:06But we're gonna need Al.
14:20Are you sure this is gonna work?
14:22Are you kidding me?
14:23This is one of my best ideas yet.
14:25Rich People Avenue, where driveways are paved with white gold.
14:29With your help, Al, we could probably clear about a house a minute.
14:33I still don't know if it's such a good idea.
14:36You sure you're okay with this, Al?
14:38Friends help friends.
14:42Time to work my magic.
14:48Hello, young lady.
14:49Is your mother home?
14:50Well, aren't you just adorable?
14:53I see that your driveway needs some snow removal.
14:56Oh, well, I could use someone to clear it while I watch my stories.
15:00For the low price of only $5, this adorable face will plow your entire driveway.
15:07And throw in the porch for free.
15:09Well, I usually wait for Mr. Plow, but I just can't resist those dimples.
15:14Wonderful.
15:16You go in and watch your stories, and my dimples and I will take care of everything.
15:20Okay?
15:21Bye-bye.
15:25All clear!
15:37Anything happens to work.
15:39Anything.
15:41These woods hide a lot of mistakes.
15:47Wait!
15:48Wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:49I don't think we should do this.
15:50It'll be fine.
15:51We're keeping a lookout.
15:52No one will see.
15:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:54You don't understand.
15:56Hopper will kill me.
15:57Literally kill me if something happens to Al.
16:00Mike, it will be okay.
16:02You just got some freedom.
16:05If something goes wrong, no spring break hangouts, no more having fun, no more anything.
16:11Party, pooper.
16:15You're dead, Henderson.
16:18Snowball fight!
16:45Oh, man.
16:48Man, it's old man Plow.
16:50He's going to ruin everything.
16:52Oh, sorry.
16:56What do you think you're doing?
16:58Now, I got work I got to do around here, so you kids better get.
17:02Man, we were here first.
17:04First?
17:04This ain't no game.
17:05But we have a right to be here, too.
17:08Rights.
17:09You snot-nosed rats ain't got no rights.
17:12Now, you listen, and you listen good.
17:14This here is your last warning before I take this shovel.
17:18I sho...
17:21Mister!
17:22Help me!
17:28Help me!
17:31Help me!
17:33Oh, my God!
17:39What the hell, Lucas?
17:43Help me!
17:44Help me!
17:52What was that?
17:54Is it gone?
17:56It's not gone!
18:04I'm slipping!
18:06Hold on!
18:10There I'm back!
18:11Wait, what?
18:12Where are you?
18:15Oh, oh!
18:35Whoa!
18:37It's back!
18:42Oh, Christ!
18:43Ah
19:14Dustin!
19:16Dustin, are you okay?
19:18No! What the heck was that thing?
19:20It moved like some kind of shark.
19:22Snow sharks don't exist.
19:24Guys, you know exactly what that was.
19:26No, it can't be.
19:27It'll close the gates to the Upside Down, right?
19:33We need to call Hopper.
19:37We don't have time to go to Hopper.
19:39We have to get that thing before it eats someone else.
19:42Mike's right. If we don't stop it, the government could come back.
19:45Maybe blame Elle and take her away.
19:47It's settled. We catch it ourselves.
19:50Not settled.
19:52No one is asking Elle what she thinks we should do.
19:54Elle?
20:00Catch it.
20:02Stop it.
20:03Just us.
20:05No going back.
20:24I hope this works, Mike.
20:27Don't worry.
20:28This plan's gonna work.
20:29Then we'll get back to doing all the fun things we talked about.
20:31Okay?
20:32Promise?
20:33Promise.
20:36Okay, guys. Confirm location.
20:38Ellen, Mike. Arcade rooftop.
20:40Lookout duty.
20:41Over.
20:43Lucas and Max.
20:44Westside bushes.
20:45Capture duty.
20:46Over.
20:48Will.
20:49Eastside arcade corner.
20:50Attack duty.
20:51Over.
20:52Dustin.
20:53Parking lot.
20:55Baked.
20:56Pretty cheesed about it.
20:58Over.
20:58Dustin, will you please stay in the kill zone?
21:02You keep moving around.
21:03I'm nervous, okay?
21:04And can we please come up with a better name than Killzone?
21:08Dustin, just stay where you are.
21:11Lucas, stop calling it Killzone.
21:12Mike, I feel so stupid.
21:15I look like a meat-covered wind chime.
21:17How do we even know this thing likes Slim Jims?
21:19We can't take a chance.
21:21We need to sweeten the pot to get it out in the open.
21:23Besides, the Slim Jims were Lucas' idea.
21:25Over.
21:26Hey, you want to catch this thing or not?
21:28And who doesn't like Slim Jims?
21:30Plus, it's better than Will's idea of covering you in fish.
21:33But sharks like fish.
21:35Oh.
21:37I don't think we're hidden enough.
21:39These bushes are kind of measly.
21:41You sure that net isn't going to be too heavy for you?
21:44Dude, my arms are literally stronger than yours.
21:55When I go down to sleep, the people, I'll be sure to check.
21:58I'm a prisoner of a team, and I think my hands are about to break.
22:00Things will be wherever I go.
22:17Oh, no, the new kid.
22:19Guys, Code Red, it's the creature.
22:21It's not taking our bait.
22:22It's out to get the new kid.
22:24Go!
22:26Go!
22:40Get out of the snow!
22:42Run, you kid!
22:44Get out of the snow!
23:00What is going on?
23:31Get out of the snow!
23:42Get out of the snow!
23:53Get out of the snow!
24:12Get it up!
24:13Come on, Will!
24:29Over here!
24:29Come get me!
24:32You guys!
24:33Get out of here!
24:34Go!
24:35Mike!
24:35No!
24:36Not part of the plan, Mike!
24:37Not part of the plan!
24:38What plan?
24:39Go!
24:40Go!
24:42Go!
24:43Go!
24:44Go!
24:50Go!
24:54Go!
24:57Go!
24:58Wait! There's someone in there!
25:00Huh?
25:06Oh man! Dirtbag Charlie's in there!
25:16Oh no!
25:32Oh no!
25:47Are you okay?
25:50What just happened?
25:51This is bad, guys. Really bad.
25:55Where am I?
25:56What did you do to me?
25:58You failed me!
25:58You freaks!
26:00You're welcome!
26:03Okay, I'll be the one to say it.
26:05Something turned Charlene to a new kind of upside down creature.
26:08What the heck is an upside down? And what the heck is she?
26:11Trust me, newbie. You do not want to get involved.
26:14Hello? A monster kid almost bites my face off and then Carrie here uses her powers on it.
26:20So I'd say I'm already pretty involved here, you know?
26:23We can't tell anyone about this.
26:26It's bigger than you could ever imagine.
26:28Dude, my whole world just changed like right in front of my eyes!
26:31I can't just pretend this didn't happen!
26:33We barely know you!
26:34You need to walk away before you put us, and especially her, in danger.
26:38Okay, you want to know me?
26:39Hi everyone, I'm Nikki, I'm a Capricorn, I like milk thuds, and I know how to burp all the state
26:44capitals.
26:45I also know how to keep my mouth shut.
26:48Look, I know everyone has their secrets, but...
26:51Just promise to level with me, and I will promise not to tell. Deal?
26:57We really don't have a choice, Mike. Plus, she did just risk herself to help me.
27:04Trust.
27:06Fine, but it's almost curfew, so we'll fill you in tomorrow morning.
27:09Until then, say nothing to no one.
27:12Yeah, you break our trust, our friend breaks you. Got it?
27:18Keep eating your Wheaties, buddy.
27:21Yeah, I got it.
27:22207 Elm Street, tomorrow morning.
27:25Don't flake.
27:29Fill her in on what, Mike? Even we don't know what's going on.
27:33You're right, but... we're gonna find out.
27:59You're right, but... we're gonna find out.
28:09Okay, guys. I think we can get the door open.
28:11Ram it on three. Ready?
28:14One... two... three!
28:17Get off me!
28:18Your butt is way too close to my face!
28:21Your face is too close to my butt!
28:27Man, this lab is way bigger than I thought it would be.
28:31Guess when you've got an army of scientists and a secret government gate to another dimension,
28:36you need elbow room.
28:44How far down do these stairs go?
29:01Oh!
29:26Oh, my God.
29:59It's just a spider, you weirdo.
30:30Nothing.
30:32The gate is still closed.
30:35It makes no sense.
30:37Where did it come from?
30:44That gate was our only lead.
30:46So, now what?
30:47We'll find another lead.
30:49It's what we do.
30:50And I just might have an idea of how to get some answers.
31:00Behold, mortals!
31:01I present to you the answer to all our problems.
31:04The HIC.
31:10Pick.
31:11Hawkins Investigators Club.
31:13That's us.
31:14Since when?
31:15Since the Upside Down decided to come right side up.
31:18Think about it.
31:19The Ghostbusters don't go searching for cases.
31:21People bring cases to them.
31:23How?
31:24We can't just go out and put our numbers in the yellow pages.
31:26Huh.
31:27Already thought of that.
31:28Anonymous tip boxes.
31:29Placed around town so people can let us know if anything strange happens.
31:33I got up early on a Saturday for shoeboxes.
31:36The only thing people are going to put in those is dog crap.
31:39You have a better idea, genius?
31:41I don't know.
31:42How about hiring a private investigator?
31:44Like Magnum P.I.
31:45Magnum isn't a real person.
31:47He's based on a real guy.
31:49Ugh.
31:50No one names her kid Magnum.
31:52Guys, come on.
31:54This is serious.
31:55We need answers and we have no one to ask.
31:57We can't go to Hopper because I'll take Ell away.
31:59And it seemed like Charlie didn't remember anything.
32:01Plus, he'd beat us up if we asked.
32:03Well, then what do we do?
32:05Hug.
32:07We do the HIC.
32:11I have to know.
32:12Our magic user is in.
32:14What about the rest of the party?
32:20Yeah, alright.
32:21Yes!
32:22You guys won't regret this.
32:24H-I-C!
32:41Honey!
32:42Yay!
32:43Children!
32:43That's wonderful!
32:45Honey, you didn't tell me you were cultivating social relationships.
32:48Okay.
32:49Thank you for the observation, Ma.
32:51Later.
32:51Bye!
32:55Mrs. Baxter is your mom?
32:57Nah, she's my parole officer.
33:00Guys, come on.
33:01Yes, she's my mom.
33:03Dude, I gotta tell you, I could barely sleep last night waiting to find out how a freaking
33:07monster almost ate me alive.
33:09This is not a joke.
33:10Oh, I know.
33:11I guess I'm still just a bit freaked out as well.
33:14And honestly, I'm pretty impressed at how you guys kicked that thing's butt.
33:18And you?
33:19Dude, you are amazing with the whole, like, levitate, smashy, smashy thing.
33:23Very, very cool.
33:24Um, so, time to spill.
33:26Just because we're gonna tell you what's going on, it doesn't make you part of the team.
33:30Got it.
33:30But I have to say, I am pretty useful.
33:34I mean, I'm no Rambo or anything, but I am good at building stuff.
33:39I can help.
33:40You guys risked your lives for me.
33:42I don't take that lightly.
33:44If you have my back, I'll have yours.
33:47Then you gotta swear to secrecy.
33:51I spit swear all my life.
33:55Gross.
34:01So, this Demogoblin took Will to some kind of a dark dimension?
34:07Demogorgon.
34:07And we called the Upside Down.
34:09Only we didn't know he was in the Upside Down yet.
34:12So, we looked for him in the woods and wound up finding Eleven.
34:14She escaped from Hawkins' lab.
34:16I slept in a fort.
34:17I had to hide her in my basement so she wouldn't get found by the government,
34:20who covered up Will's disappearance.
34:22They lied and said they found Will's body.
34:24But his mom and Hopper saved Will from the Upside Down, and Elle killed the Demogorgon.
34:27But then Will had to face down an even bigger creature called the Mind Flare.
34:31Well, Elle closed the gate at Hawkins' lab and stopped her from entering our world.
34:36Dude, you guys went through all that gnarly stuff,
34:39and then you just went right back to middle school?
34:43Mission accomplished.
34:44All flyers and boxes are handed out.
34:46Hawkins' investigators' club?
34:49What's this club, Henderson?
34:51You get rejected by the Boy Scouts?
34:53Get lost, Rosario.
34:55Don't you have a pie to stick in your face?
34:57Funny.
34:57But I'll be the one laughing when I win the Winter Festival Pie Eating Contest.
35:01Again.
35:02Just like last year.
35:03And the year before that.
35:05Bye!
35:07Okay, what's her problem?
35:09She's the Luthor to my Superman.
35:11The Claw to my Inspector Gadget.
35:14Yeah, the Donkey Kong to your Mario.
35:16Finally!
35:17Someone gets me!
35:19Ha ha ha!
35:21All right, kids, watch the farm!
35:23And no more candy!
35:26See you, Grandpa!
35:27Bye!
35:36Come on, Danny.
35:38You hungry?
35:38Yeah!
35:39How about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
35:43Ah!
35:44Ah!
35:45Danny!
35:47Ah!
35:49Ella!
35:50Help!
35:51Help!
35:52Ah!
35:53Hold on!
35:56Let him go!
35:57Ah!
36:07What's up, naysayers?
36:09Tips are in, and my plan worked perfectly.
36:12Look at all these boxes.
36:13It's like a second Christmas.
36:15All right, let's see what we've got.
36:24Okay.
36:24I realize how this looks, but all it takes is one good lead.
36:29Here's one.
36:30This guy says every room in his house is haunted, except for one.
36:33The living room.
36:35Ugh.
36:46This one says they saw a sloth man in Ironwood Park.
36:52That's fake.
36:53No!
36:53That could be real.
36:55Read about it in the Weekly Watcher.
36:58I'll take this off, ma'am.
37:00Uh, here's one that says their Grandpa's pumpkin patch is haunted.
37:04Ugh.
37:14Hey, what's up?
37:15Listen, these tips are kind of crappy, and I was looking pretty bummed.
37:19Maybe take her to the Winter Festival tonight.
37:22It could cheer her up.
37:23Now?
37:24In the middle of all this?
37:25Yes.
37:26While you're there, you and Will can keep an eye on Nikki, and look out for anything suspicious.
37:31Me, Lucas, and Dustin can check out these... tips.
37:42If anyone finds anything creature-y, don't engage without calling in a red alert.
38:02Hawkins Investigators Club.
38:04File 001.
38:06The case of the sloth man.
38:08Okay.
38:09What does the sloth man call sound like?
38:12Ugh.
38:14Ugh.
38:15Too Chewbacca.
38:18Who's there?
38:23Oh, no, no, no, no!
38:25Yeah!
38:27Dirtbag?
38:28I mean, Charlie?
38:30Saw those boxes you put in town.
38:32I knew you'd fall for my fake note.
38:34Aw.
38:35So no sloth man?
38:36No, you dummy.
38:38Now start talking, because I'm freaking out.
38:40What did you and your nerdbag do to me?
38:42And where is Jeff?
38:44Jeff Nelson?
38:46What about him?
38:47He's missing, Mushmouth!
38:48I haven't seen him since we chased you into the woods!
38:51Snow Shark.
38:53Charlie, I swear, we didn't do anything.
38:55But if you want me to help, you gotta tell me what you remember before the alley.
39:02I've got caught in the vine.
39:05Couldn't get it off me.
39:07Everything went black.
39:08Except for blinking red lights.
39:11After that, I can't remember anything.
39:15I feel like I'm going crazy.
39:18Look, you're not crazy.
39:19I think we can help.
39:21Nah.
39:22I'm gonna take this to the cops.
39:25I don't think that's such a good idea.
39:27Remember that stuff that went down with the Department of Energy?
39:29The news said a bunch of experimental chemicals got leaked into the woods.
39:33You messing with me?
39:34It's true.
39:35They said it could make people hallucinate and pass out.
39:38Jeff's probably being detained in a government facility somewhere.
39:41Unless you want to join him?
39:42I'd keep quiet about all this if I were you.
39:47Yeah.
39:48Good idea for once, Henderson.
39:50You better keep your mouth shut too.
39:52Or you're done for.
40:00Okay, guys.
40:01Steak out and report anything weird.
40:03Me and Elle go east.
40:04Will and Nikki, you guys go west.
40:06Don't worry.
40:07I know what weird looks like.
40:10What are they eating?
40:12Oh, candy apples.
40:14It's like fruit with candy that can break your teeth.
40:20They give those away?
40:23Well, you have to win one, but they make it super hard.
40:27The games are totally rigged.
40:36We've got ourselves a winner!
40:45Yes!
40:46Perfect hit!
40:50You're so weird.
40:51Come on.
40:52We're supposed to be looking for anything suspicious.
40:54Sorry.
40:55I'm not used to being a monster hunter.
40:59Besides, I'm probably the most suspicious thing here.
41:01Am I right?
41:02Well, you do kind of stand out.
41:04Hey, I'm different and I know it.
41:05If anyone can handle that, it's their problem, right?
41:08I just got a zombie boy.
41:11What a freak!
41:13See how scared of you they are?
41:15Scared?
41:16Of what?
41:17Um, anyone not trying as hard as them to be just like everyone else.
41:21Dude, you fought monsters.
41:23You went to another dimension and lived to tell the tale.
41:26Oh, and you got yourself an awesome nickname.
41:29When you're that much of a rock star, who cares what losers think?
41:32Hmm.
41:33I guess I never thought of it like that.
41:35Hey, check it out.
41:37What?
41:38I love this game!
41:40Oh!
41:41It's not often you get encouraged to hit stuff and get a prize for it.
41:44Right, but we should probably be heading over to the-
41:47Come on!
41:48You gotta warm up before battle, right?
41:50Uh, okay.
41:53Who's next?
41:54Put it right here, my man.
41:56All right.
41:57There you go, kid.
41:59I'm not great at these games.
42:06Told ya.
42:08Okay, the key is gripping the hammer closer to the top.
42:10Makes for a stronger swing.
42:12This one's for you, zombie boy.
42:15God, that felt good!
42:17Woo!
42:18That was awesome!
42:21Can I just keep the mallet?
42:28Isn't this the farm that had the demodog tunnels leading to the lab?
42:31Hmm.
42:32Yeah.
42:32Maybe this random tip isn't so random after all.
42:44You left a message for the Hawkins Investigators Club?
42:48We thought you'd be older.
42:51You guys want to tell us what this is about?
42:52There's a monster in the crops!
42:55Okay.
42:56Well, you guys just stay inside the house while we go and check it out.
43:00Try it.
43:03Okay.
43:17Well, buddy.
43:18Well, I don't know.
43:18I don't know.
43:18Bye-bye.
43:18Bye-bye.
43:18Bye-bye.
43:25Bye-bye.
43:30Hmm, cropped pumpkins only grow in the fall.
43:37Are you serious right now?
43:39I'm sorry, I could not help myself.
43:44Oh, your scream, it gets me every time.
43:47It's adorable.
43:48Adorable?
43:49I nearly peed myself.
43:52I guess this thing is pretty ugly.
43:54And scary.
44:00M-M-Max!
44:02What?
44:25Come on!
44:39They're everywhere!
44:42One for the board!
44:57Come on!
45:19Ha ha, yeah! Come on! Get some!
45:23You messed up when you picked a fight with Mad Max!
45:25Ha!
45:27Yeah!
45:36I guess this date wasn't so boring after all!
45:39Wait, this was a date?
45:48Good news is the monster is gone.
45:51Bad news is we kinda had to destroy your grandpa's crops.
45:56Oh, those were just the leftovers.
45:59Heh, what?
46:00He already drove a whole truck of the biggest ones to the festival.
46:04For the pie eating contest!
46:06Come in!
46:08Anyone read me!
46:09Read it code red!
46:10Over!
46:11Dustin!
46:11It's Locust!
46:12The lead at Eugene's farm was real!
46:15Something transformed a whole crop into some kind of vine pumpkin plant creature!
46:18Over!
46:18It nearly killed us!
46:19No way!
46:21Surely said a vine-like creature attacked him!
46:23I think it's what turned him into a snow shark!
46:25It has to be connected!
46:26Dustin!
46:27There's a batch of those pumpkins headed to the pie eating contest!
46:30Who knows what'll happen if anyone eats them!
46:32See me at the festival!
46:34Work speed!
46:36Code red!
46:37We have a code red!
46:38Dustin!
46:39It's Will!
46:40Over!
46:40Finally!
46:42Pumpkins from the farm!
46:42The pies!
46:43They're tainted by something from the upside down!
46:46Spine Mike!
46:46Give me to the contest!
46:47We gotta stop it!
46:48Come on!
46:49Over!
46:49Our pie eating contest is about to begin!
46:52Let's give a big round of applause to Eugene McCorkle, who donated this miracle winter
46:57pumpkin crop for our enjoyment!
47:04Move it!
47:05Out of the way!
47:07Where's Mike and Al?
47:10Oh no!
47:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
47:17Move move move!
47:19Stop!
47:20Stop!
47:20Move!
47:21Stop!
47:22Ugh!
47:24Dustin!
47:25What are you doing?
47:26Saving your lives!
47:27Listen, you're walking once in a while, will ya?
47:31Sabotaging my win?
47:32Henderson?
47:33Rosario!
47:34You have to give me the pies!
47:36Ugh!
47:39Oh no!
47:40Oh dang!
47:41I'm so, so sorry.
47:43I'm gonna kill you!
47:48I was trying to save your life!
47:51You should be thanking me!
47:53I was trying to save your life!
48:11Ah!
48:12Ah!
48:14Ah!
48:15Ah!
48:18Ah!
48:20Dude!
48:20It's us!
48:21Ah!
48:23What happened to Rosario?
48:38Ah!
48:39Ah!
48:42Ah!