00:03the review says I've never seen anything more stupid they ain't seen stupid yeah
00:07we're the judges yeah we're the judges we're the stupid judges we're here baby
00:14most travelers avoid bad reviews the review says one star one star one star one star one star one
00:20star that's harsh really hands on the steering wheel I think but not us everything about this
00:26apartment screams someone please burn me with fire whoa whoa whoa I'm Sarah Pascoe I'm a woman in a
00:33man's world I make up my own mind oh god this is someone else's list I'm Roisin Conaty we're
00:43comedians but more importantly best friends as someone who has received bad reviews I will always
00:48try to look to the good so we're turning the tables on the review sites they were so busy typing
00:53in their
00:53phone moaning that they forgot to look out and visiting places based on the worst reviews
01:00oh no
01:06here Nessie
01:13Sarah this is the worst
01:33idyllically located miles from anywhere pod town this isn't it though it says pod town your private
01:42space in a lively place lively's pushing it this can't be it this is all rusty I mean let's see
01:48what these people say um we're in town for a wedding it's a nice place but to be a little
01:52impractical without a toilet and a bathroom what a little impractical that's illegal you can't hire
01:58out we don't know the rules in Norway surely worldwide the UN has got to be honest the important business
02:04around the UN
02:05oh my god do you want to see it let's go in yeah oh it is very sort of uh
02:12sci-fi inside look at
02:15these lovely chairs it's a bit of a uh mess
02:22I'm sort of stunned there's a coke thing oh god this is someone else's mess don't get in it oh
02:28my god is it
02:29moving oh god Sarah there's a toilet oh my god it's horrible oh there you go a bit of privacy
02:37for
02:37the lady now I can have a wee
02:41can you not open it oh I've locked myself in
02:44all right well I thought we got get some joy out of this absolute
03:02waterbikes on the phosphorus yep that sounds fun beautiful open water you seem to be skipping over
03:09the word waterbikes has anyone ever fallen in the water no I believe that we could be the first
03:16people to fall in ever off a waterbike in the Bosphorus yes there's a big boat coming okay you should
03:24be
03:24we've got right of way because we're basically pedestrians you should go left left this way
03:31yeah I have to let the boat past yeah I'm making a TV program it should wait for me we're
03:37just drifting
03:38we're just drifting embarrassingly there's another boat there's loads of boats oh no we shouldn't be
03:45going down here but I'm gonna have to back out oh Roisin right I'm backing out I'm backing out
03:50of a sudden it was rush hour you are about to hit canoe you're gonna hit canoe I can't avoid
03:59you
03:59canoe hellish it's hellish I think the key is to go fast to make people avoid us I'm happy here
04:10right
04:11so I'm on the open water no that's right there's a canoe can someone help me Sarah this is the
04:18worst
04:19it's got the broom out for me he's gonna shoo me away thank you here I am getting the brush
04:28off as per
04:34it's romantic old train oh yeah way of looking at the world let's have a little look at the reviews
04:39because I think it's pretty nice we've got our own room yeah three times in the past decade I've used
04:45the railway all three times the train caught fire oh my god be careful where you sit the seat might
04:52fall
04:52off or something might stick out from under the upholstery that doesn't sound good is it a nice thing
04:58stick it out but you might get pregnant by an old chair Rogat guns is a gun range where reviewers
05:08complain that the safety rules lasted exactly five seconds oh perfect for busy modern professionals
05:15like us hold it tight really like that and then I push it to aim and then squeeze it yeah
05:32yeah I just tried not to think about it and get the job done like an assassin don't get your
05:52empathy
05:52involved don't think about the victim just pull that trigger very soon was thinking too much has
05:58anyone ever got sick in here no so it'd be the first one it felt insane and my whole body
06:04was like
06:04no I'm just I've got this it'll hit me but it won't oh will it hurt the piece of paper
06:12well my hands
06:14recoil she was sort of worrying that she was gonna suddenly turn around and go on a shooting spree against
06:19her wheel we are not killing anyone in this TV program it won't be a realistic length of time but
06:31just so the viewers know and I think in honesty we should say we've been in there for three hours
06:49thank you
06:57if I had 45 minutes to think about it maybe I'd have been a bit better as well okay
07:07we're aboard a cruise ship described by one reviewer as unacceptable at all levels well we're on level
07:14four and we're about to make our entrance at the casino hello but I've seen your cards not the
07:27problem here and I see casting everybody which won't come here no that you can in poker I should look
07:32at
07:32my card okay so how does it how do we play yeah it kind of have nothing for it just
07:40only queen nothing
07:41everybody is good you can change for cartoon summer I could talk that fast and that confusingly even
07:47she was explaining like other questions I still didn't understand her you just was king before
07:52his big hurry car customer king you put in here we'll put in 100 here more she did change the
07:58rules
07:58several times if you were listening and we can we can we recorded this we can do rewind and playback
08:03you know it was like oh you've got a king I know someone called Tony so you can't win oh
08:15oh we upset
08:17the gods oh this can't be normal ah yeah like all luxury casinos this one comes with a complimentary
08:37terrifying shipquake right off the motorway perfect for weary travelers who want something to be deep
08:43fried deep fried Mars but have you had one no do you want to hear a review about it yeah
08:47I mean I can't
08:48see how you get a bad review of a deep fried Mars bar one star no full stop that Mars
08:55bar was fine
08:56just as it was imagine reviewing a deep fried Mars bar and writing that yeah I've always been intrigued
09:03by the idea of deep frying something sweet and it's sort of melting inside and then the hot hard I'm
09:10getting sexual let's get a few things out I've got vegan biscuits I turn up to any party I brought
09:15some
09:15vegan snacks things I like Oreos Jeremy Dodgers people don't even know they're vegan I'll do a few
09:20at once actually yeah that's a base well yeah it just went into a frenzy now can I try this
09:27as long
09:28as it's covered you just drop it there's a muffin I put that into the oil that's delicious the muffin
09:37is an absolute banger put some custard on it charge 11 pounds in East London you're welcome it was
09:45unbelievable do you feel a bit sick
09:54hen do's come to Benidorm and I never had a hen do when I got married so it was really
09:58exciting to me
09:59the opportunity to gatecrash one
10:09bring in the penis now we're ready
10:20magical do you like being drawn by a hen do's wolf do you enjoy this people drawing you yeah I
10:28wasn't
10:29asking you to turn around we're drawing a man called wolf who couldn't speak English every time we
10:39spoke to him just thought he meant shake his bum how many of these do you do a week so
10:46by the end you
10:46just stopped making small talk you sort of go wolf how long you've been called wolf and he's up
10:59we're in the Albanian countryside our driver Haral is taking us to meet some of his family friends where
11:06we're going now this is sort of an off the tourist trail some of the reviews they were saying that
11:11this
11:11was Albania's answer to Chernobyl here we are will you get out
11:19ah wow oh hello hello Romila hi Romila I'm Roisin Kutim is Kutim Kutim Kutim Kutim is the name memory
11:44how do you say nice to meet you so do you like drinking anything oh I love to drink things
11:56big
11:57glass thank you mmm visit you're good is it you're good so it starts like your traditional Greek
12:03yogurt and at the end you're dealing with a blue cheese yeah so your throat does go a little bit
12:08like what is happening yeah it's sort of like all of the dairy products in one glass
12:19do you use the sheeps for milk as well or for no it's not a wall we use them for
12:28like when there are
12:36like do you eat them yeah I don't I don't know if you've got the footage but I know Albanian
12:44now
12:56that is very good some of you were really good I think I'm gonna open a YouTube channel so you
13:03can open a YouTube channel for singing you should you've got a beautiful voice yeah I'm gonna sing
13:14the camera above the fans the weather's terrible and we're having the time of our lives we would
13:22invite you to their home and they've got real love Albania and they want you to love it you really
13:27feel
13:27that and that's really sweet this experience and I'm so relieved to say it's five stars
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