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Glenn & Mick’s Celebrity Intervention - Season 1 Episode 1 -
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00:19Hello everybody and welcome to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention, a show where we take
00:25a well-known celebrity and force them to face some cold hard truths. It's going to be a tough
00:31ride, a bit of tough love, buckle up, this won't be easy for our celebrity tonight but first...
00:36Obviously I'm Glenn Robbins. You will see my ass later on.
00:42Not Glenn Robbins, Kate Langbrook ladies and gentlemen.
00:48Nick, what is going to happen? I will. We have a celebrity, a much-loved celebrity who's going
00:55to walk through that door and face the music. It's going to be a load of fun for everyone
01:01concerned, except the celebrity. Of course. They've been getting away with it for too long.
01:06This is going to be fun for us. In the meantime though, there's other people, places and things
01:11that need an intervention and we thought we might go through them. Would you like to hear some...
01:18I mean, we're speaking truth to power. Truth to power, that's what we do. I'll start.
01:22All right. Brooklyn Beckham. Whoa. Whoa.
01:27Greatest Nepo baby ever. Yes. I mean, how much are you struggling when your dad is David Beckham,
01:33your mum's Victoria Beckham and you still have to marry for money?
01:38And you're not happy about... You're a jerk.
01:40You're not happy about your mum grinding on you. Come on.
01:43Tap it up. Release the wedding video.
01:48All right. I see you're Brooklyn Beckham and I raise you, Albo. Albo. Albo.
01:53Let's hear her out. Albo. Well, give up the decks, mate. You're not Kelly Holiday.
01:59You're married now. You're never going to get with Abby Chatfield.
02:03Give up the dreams, much like we've had to in this country.
02:07All right. I've got one for you. Okay. This is polarising. David Attenborough.
02:12What? What? Stop watching animals root, you pervert.
02:18No. He's just saying, give them some peace and quiet on the Serengeti.
02:23I mean, I like watching animals root, but where's my knighthood?
02:26No. Nothing. Who else?
02:29Okay. All right. This is going to knock your socks off.
02:32Sure. I'm ready. Prince Andrew.
02:36Yeah. Sounds like a witch hunt. I mean, what's he ever done?
02:42Nothing, as far as I know. It's just a vibe.
02:45It's just a vibe. I'm not on board. All right. What about this? These guys have had it too good
02:50for too long. Ball kids at the tennis. Get out of town. You know who'd do a better job?
02:56Who? Labradors.
03:00They'll get the ball. Good luck getting it back.
03:04Anyway, you get the idea. Now, here we go. You might be wondering why Glyn Robbins
03:10isn't here. That is because he is out there right now trying to find our celebrity intervention
03:18subject for tonight. And as you know, what he's going to have to do is come up with a
03:23canny ruse. Oh, yeah. Cunning ruse.
03:29He's going to have to come up with a cunning ruse to get that celebrity back here under false
03:33pretenses. Because they don't like coming. No, they don't want to come.
03:37No. But they walk through that door. They have no idea.
03:40They suspect nothing.
03:44So, in that spirit, let's go out right now and see who Glyn is tracking down for tonight's intervention.
03:51It's okay.
03:55In there is Kerry Bickmore.
03:59Let's see how we go.
04:03Hey, Kerry.
04:04Hey, I didn't know you came here.
04:06Yeah, I'm a long-time Pilates guy.
04:09Hey, it's good to see you.
04:11I've been here for a while. I'll just get down and join you for a couple of moves.
04:14I'm... You might want to watch this.
04:15Yeah, sure.
04:16Yeah, I'm just engaging my core right here.
04:19Sounds like you know what you're talking about.
04:20And, uh, activating my glutes.
04:22Just, uh, gonna work on my G-zone.
04:26It can't be your T-zone.
04:27G and T. This exercise does both the G and the T. When you learn it, you'll understand that.
04:33Anyway, yeah, that's good. So, you getting into the Pilates?
04:35I do a bit of math, but I was thinking about trying reformer.
04:38Do you know the bad things?
04:39Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, lucky you ran into me because I've got some spare reformers at home.
04:47Why?
04:48Because I collect and restore them, and they're at home.
04:52You go to Bunnings. There's an island Bunnings for reformer restoration.
04:57I didn't know that was a thing.
04:59I made it a thing. I clean them up and someone will sell them.
05:01And with people like you, I give them to you.
05:03Yeah, great. Thanks.
05:04So, let's go around there now. You pick one if you like it.
05:06Now?
05:08Now.
05:09Sure.
05:09Let's do one more stretch, and you might want to join in on this one.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Okay, that's across there like that, like that.
05:15Yeah, lift up, and...
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:19That happens all the time.
05:21Yeah, that's all part of it.
05:23You weren't that?
05:24I'll just do...
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26It does happen all the time.
05:28And that was my G-zone.
05:29Just popping back in.
05:31Sweet.
05:31Let's go now.
05:32We should go now.
05:33Don't worry, it's fine.
05:35Yeah.
05:35Don't tell anybody.
05:38Well done.
05:40Well done.
05:40Carrie Bickmore.
05:41And of course...
05:43Bickmore.
05:43No wonder she suspects nothing.
05:45Nothing.
05:46Now, she's an old friend of yours, so you...
05:49Yes, she is.
05:49..will have plenty...
05:50Are you okay with this?
05:51Are you comfortable with this?
05:52Well, you know what?
05:52I'm motivated purely by love.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Mm.
05:56Me, not so much.
05:57No.
05:59I'm here for a good time.
06:00Yeah.
06:00Okay.
06:00We're going to do it.
06:01We're going to treat it with love.
06:03It's going to be tough love, but we'll get the job done.
06:05Obviously, it's going to take a while for them to...
06:08Oh, no, they're here now.
06:09Oh!
06:09Here we go.
06:10They're here now.
06:11Please, please, please.
06:14What?
06:16What?
06:17Come on.
06:19I'm going to see you.
06:21Hi, baby.
06:23Hi, baby.
06:23Hi.
06:24I'm sorry.
06:25I don't see any reformers here anywhere.
06:27Where are the reformers?
06:28Glenn, you promised...
06:29Do you actually sell reformers?
06:31No, I don't.
06:31Look, we love you, we care about you, and we brought you here...
06:35Yes.
06:35..for a very special occasion.
06:37I think it's fair to say some reforming has to be done,
06:39and it's going to be done by you, Carrie Bickmore.
06:42It has been a while since I've copped a roasting,
06:44so I'm ready for it tonight.
06:46I am here for you all the way through.
06:50These guys are doing the hard guards.
06:52This is tough for her.
06:53Let's get the ball rolling, because there's a bit to get through,
06:55but let's start with something that happened recently
06:57and it's quite obvious, and I think it's the elephant in the room.
07:01You were nominated for Australian of the Year.
07:03Oh, God.
07:03Congratulations.
07:06Well, wonderful thing.
07:07What a wonderful thing.
07:09Yes.
07:10Wonderful thing.
07:11So, how'd you go?
07:13I lost.
07:14You lost?
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15You let yourself down, you let your state down.
07:18You let the country down.
07:19What is that about?
07:21Who beat...
07:21Tell me.
07:22I lost to an astronaut.
07:23You lost to an astronaut?
07:25Yeah.
07:25But not any astronaut.
07:27That's Katherine Bunnell Pegg.
07:30She's an astronaut who hasn't been to space yet.
07:35She's one for not doing her job.
07:38And she's got you covered.
07:39Minor details.
07:40Minor details.
07:41Don't bring me into this.
07:43I'm not having anything to do with it.
07:45To be fair, you haven't beaten brain cancer.
07:51So, I mean, it's a worthy quest.
07:55Wow.
07:56It's a worthy quest.
07:57Wow.
07:57Wow.
07:58We're friends.
07:59She's like you over there.
08:00Yes.
08:01Well, actually, I'm here to big you up.
08:03So, has anyone in Australia of the Year done their job?
08:06I don't think so.
08:08Now, why were you nominated for your...?
08:11For my work trying to beat break hands.
08:13Trying to beat break hands.
08:15Well, I can tell you...
08:16Can you go through it, please?
08:17Actually extraordinary, Carrie Bickmore.
08:20Or it started well.
08:222015, you launched Carrie's Beanies for brain cancer.
08:26You sold 700,000 beanies.
08:30Yeah.
08:31More than $27 million raised.
08:332021, established a brain cancer centre.
08:36You've since leveraged an additional $45 million
08:39for brain cancer research.
08:41Extraordinary.
08:42Makes a huge difference to people struggling with brain cancer.
08:46And the people who love them.
08:48I'm going to say, it looks good on paper!
08:52But...
08:52Well, I just want to say, 700,000 beanies,
08:55and the people who want to thank you the most
08:57are the kids who made those beanies in Bangladesh.
09:00Who...
09:02Who...
09:03Who...
09:03really feel...
09:04I mean...
09:06When...
09:06Yeah, yeah, no, that's exactly right.
09:10Hello to all the kids at...
09:11Do you want to say down the...
09:12Hello?
09:13We were going to get them to send a message,
09:15but they don't get a lunch break.
09:17So...
09:17That's what I said.
09:18Now, I...
09:20We all know that you didn't win,
09:21and you took it badly,
09:24because at the after-party, immediately,
09:25you were inconsolable.
09:27If we have a look at...
09:28What was it like on the night?
09:33Tell us what you were thinking.
09:33It was actually the most incredible weekend of my life.
09:36It was amazing.
09:37The people I met were amazing,
09:39and we all became friends,
09:41and we couldn't have been happier
09:42for whoever was going to win that night,
09:44and I was relieved, to be honest,
09:46and that's why I was partying.
09:48It's a big job!
09:50I mean, how would you have been partying
09:52if you'd actually won?
09:53Well, it's a lot of work.
09:54I would have been doing media stuff.
09:56I know what you would have done as well.
09:57Well, it's a Carrie classic.
09:59I don't know if you know this.
10:00No, I don't know this, but it all is.
10:02It's a move...
10:02OK, it's a move, I think,
10:03known in the Bolshoi Ballet as the Slut Drop.
10:09Now...
10:11I know, Carrie...
10:11She actually probably does it.
10:13Would you like to see the Slut Drop?
10:16Come on, Carrie.
10:18Come on, Carrie.
10:20Yes, Carrie!
10:21You don't have to ask for us.
10:23Only if you do it.
10:24You're my support person.
10:25He's going to do it too.
10:27OK, yeah, yeah.
10:28Arm up as you squat down.
10:30To the floor.
10:31OK.
10:31Yeah, ready?
10:32To the floor.
10:32Don't fart.
10:34You count in.
10:35And...
10:36Drop it like it's hard.
10:37Yeah!
10:41All right.
10:42Come here, old man.
10:43One of the great Slut Drops.
10:44Love it.
10:45Wow.
10:45All right.
10:46Now, we're here tonight to take a good, long, hard look at what you've done over the
10:50journey.
10:50And there are people here in your life who are concerned about you, including our very
10:54next guest who's joining us from the audience.
10:56Who do we have?
10:57Yes.
10:57Well, it wasn't easy for this person.
11:00Oh, my God.
11:00That's my son.
11:02Please be upstanding, young man.
11:05That's your...
11:08So, you know who this is?
11:10Yes.
11:11I am permanently transferring money to that man at the moment.
11:15Well, he said this is the first time he's got to see you in about a year and a half.
11:19So, it's an opportunity for him to talk.
11:22Ollie, you wanted to put all your thoughts down on paper and read out a letter, because
11:25you thought you might get a bit emotional about this tonight.
11:27Yeah, I do.
11:28It's very important, sir.
11:29So, could you listen to your son, please?
11:32Dear Mum, I feel now is the time to tell you about something that has caused me great
11:36suffering and embarrassment.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:39It's your social media.
11:43Thanks to your Instagram, all my friends knew you were getting a colonoscopy.
11:50Yet, somehow, none of their parents felt the need to post about that.
11:55And then there's the post where you pretended that you were in Baywatch.
11:58It's weird.
11:59Seeing you dressed as a lifeguard made me want to drown.
12:06All I ask is that you lay off it a bit.
12:08Your son, Ollie.
12:10Okay.
12:12Come on, Ollie.
12:13Good day.
12:14Good day.
12:16She won't admit it.
12:17I love you.
12:19She is fighting back the tears right now, because that is a very confrontational thing.
12:24It is.
12:24Let's unpack it.
12:25Colonoscopy.
12:26Yes.
12:26What's the deal with that?
12:27Yes.
12:29I've got polyps.
12:30I've got to get colonoscopies.
12:31Yes, but you seem to enjoy them with what some would describe as a monotonous regularity.
12:38I have to have them often, so I try to make them interesting.
12:42I don't think they work like that.
12:43Not only do you have them often, they seem to be getting bigger.
12:46Your last one was a five-camera shoot with a catering bag.
12:50I like butt stuff, you know, that's me.
12:53Wow.
12:53She's taking responsibility for her health.
12:55I am.
12:56It's an important first step, and I'm, yeah.
12:59Taking care of your health is one thing.
13:01Mental health is a part of that.
13:04Mm.
13:04And it does seem that you are very fond of posting yourself weeping.
13:11LAUGHTER
13:12Well, actually, you look like you're halfway through a colonoscopy there.
13:15LAUGHTER
13:16I've had a tough day, and I thought it was good to share it with people if they were having
13:21a tough day as well.
13:23So you just burst into tears.
13:25Yeah.
13:25What do you do when you're having a tough day?
13:27I go out and...
13:28You don't want to know.
13:29LAUGHTER
13:31You don't want to know, but then...
13:33I go and stab a hobo.
13:34LAUGHTER
13:36I said it.
13:39Well, as for your Instagram, even the Kardashians are going, give it a rest.
13:44Um...
13:45Sorry?
13:45The who?
13:47The who?
13:49The Kardashians?
13:50Oh, well done.
13:51Can I buy a vowel?
13:52I don't know.
13:53Could you name three of them?
13:55I've slept with two of them.
13:57LAUGHTER
13:58Can I...?
13:59Let me guess.
14:00Chris and Caitlin.
14:02LAUGHTER
14:04APPLAUSE
14:09At the same time.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Come on.
14:14We're here.
14:15We're here for a good reason.
14:16We are.
14:17I didn't know this is what an intervention would feel like.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Neither did I.
14:23I'd prefer a colonoscopy, right?
14:25Can I...?
14:26Let's have a look at your Baywatch that caused Ollie such...
14:29..great pain.
14:34I did not put that music on there.
14:36I'm just...
14:38Interesting that you think the only crime is the music.
14:42LAUGHTER
14:43I don't know how much longer I'm going to have that for.
14:45It's stunning, actually.
14:45So while I got up, I'm going to get it out.
14:47It looks good.
14:48It's stunning.
14:48I just think you've got to be careful with...
14:50..in your...
14:51..in your...
14:52..speedo.
14:53In your...
14:53..in your...
14:54Oh, really?
14:54I'm just not sure.
14:56Mick, did you have a trip to Rio?
14:59I can't remember.
15:01I...
15:01..I don't recall.
15:03Oh!
15:05Come on!
15:08Wow!
15:10Wow!
15:11Wow!
15:12It's only fair.
15:13If you throw stones, you have to accept
15:16that they're going to come back.
15:17Can I correct you?
15:17Yeah?
15:18That wasn't Rio.
15:19That was Epstein Island.
15:21LAUGHTER
15:23OK.
15:23It was only a stopover.
15:24Like, I wasn't...
15:25Of course.
15:25..there for a while.
15:26You didn't inhale.
15:27Big hello to Bill Gates.
15:29LAUGHTER
15:29Were you running towards or away?
15:32I don't know what I...
15:33Also, Carrie, you'll be happy to see Mick was also carrying a spare tyre.
15:39LAUGHTER
15:43Something else we've noticed, Carrie, is you seem to post a lot about cakes.
15:47You're a bit of a baker.
15:49I'm a good baker.
15:50Are you...?
15:50This does not need an intervention.
15:52I made those cakes for that boy there for 18 years.
15:56Every birthday, I've made him a birthday cake.
15:58Can we have a look?
15:58Well, you be the judge.
16:00If I are.
16:00I'm not sure some of these cakes are up to scratch.
16:02What?
16:03Just...
16:04LAUGHTER
16:07He wants to be a pilot.
16:09It's a control tower.
16:10Well, that's the greatest aviation disaster I've seen since the Hindenburg.
16:14LAUGHTER
16:15Wow!
16:15That's...
16:16Houston, we have a problem.
16:19Next...
16:20LAUGHTER
16:20That's the...
16:21That's the...
16:22That's the first cake I've wanted to put down.
16:25LAUGHTER
16:25It's bluey.
16:27And it's bluey.
16:28Is that blue?
16:29That's blue.
16:29That is...
16:29That's art.
16:30Seriously.
16:31You're showing the bad ones.
16:32I've done good ones.
16:34You know, if I cut that cake, I'd make a wish, and the wish would be,
16:36I wish I was cutting a better cake.
16:39LAUGHTER
16:40I'm never making you a cake.
16:42And this is an interesting one.
16:43Let's have a look at this.
16:46LAUGHTER
16:46Hey, hey.
16:47Carrie, do you know what that looks like?
16:50It looks like a unicorn slept with Peppa Pig.
16:53LAUGHTER
16:54To be fair, that wasn't...
16:55That's not my...
16:56It was meant to be a unicorn.
16:58To be fair...
16:58That was the...
16:58What they found on the colonoscopy.
17:02LAUGHTER
17:03And she wanted to share her pain.
17:05Yes.
17:06Well...
17:06Can you show the good ones?
17:07Come on.
17:08All right, let's show the good ones.
17:09All right.
17:09Yep.
17:09OK.
17:09OK.
17:10That's the Twin Towers.
17:12LAUGHTER
17:15Wow.
17:16Breathe through it.
17:17Breathe through it.
17:18It's OK.
17:18It's OK.
17:20It's denile.
17:21It's denile.
17:21Just take it in, accept that you did it.
17:24I think there's one more.
17:25Oh.
17:26Yes.
17:26That's it.
17:27It's the JFK assassination.
17:29Are you honestly not going to show my good ones?
17:32OK.
17:33That's not all there is to you, Carrie Bickmore.
17:35Oh, eight wool.
17:35OK, what's happened?
17:36Well, this is a story that's so deeply disturbing
17:40at an existential level that it must be shared.
17:44Buckle up.
17:45We need to go through this.
17:47Do you want to talk about the time you shocked
17:49one of Ollie's very good friends?
17:51And you know what we're talking about.
17:53LAUGHTER
17:54I think he's still in counselling.
17:56I don't know if I should keep talking about this on TV.
17:58In counselling?
17:59The kid involves weaving baskets in the country.
18:01I'm telling you.
18:02He's never recovered.
18:03I'm going to push you towards it.
18:05Do it.
18:05Let's tell the story.
18:07I was nine months pregnant about to give birth
18:10and I said goodbye to my darling son
18:13as he walked out the front door to walk to school
18:15and then I got naked because that's what you do
18:19when you're heavily pregnant and it's summer and it's hot
18:21and I was going to go have a shower.
18:23Right.
18:23And then I saw through the little shutters in the bedroom
18:26that Ollie was walking back up the driveway
18:28towards the front door.
18:30So I opened the front door fully naked
18:32and I said, what did you forget?
18:34LAUGHTER
18:35But it wasn't Ollie.
18:36It was...
18:38LAUGHTER
18:39Right.
18:40It was his best friend.
18:41Right.
18:42And...
18:42How old?
18:43How old was he?
18:44Eleven, twelve.
18:45Oh, boy.
18:46And the irony, of course, he will never forget.
18:49Yeah.
18:49Well, I decided that it was important that he, um,
18:55I didn't hide because...
18:57OK, this is weird!
18:59Because women shouldn't hide their bodies.
19:02What?!
19:03What?!
19:04What?!
19:04So what did you do?
19:05So I stood with the door open
19:07and asked him how he was going.
19:10LAUGHTER
19:13And had a chat.
19:14And then I...
19:15Holly, I'm so sorry.
19:16And I thought that way he'll get to know there's nothing weird
19:19about the female body and pregnancy
19:21and it was all didn't need to be this weird thing
19:24and it then permanently became a real weird thing for a while.
19:28Yeah.
19:29And he didn't tell his parents for a while,
19:30who were my close friends, and then I had to tell them
19:32and, yeah, we don't make eye contact now.
19:34But other than that...
19:36LAUGHTER
19:36You need help.
19:38Yeah, that's...
19:39Yes.
19:39I think that's fine.
19:40OK, you've even lost Glenn!
19:42Seriously, you know, nudity's one thing, but that's...
19:44But pregnancy, like, I was...
19:46That's going too far.
19:46I mean, seriously, I mean, I love you and I care about you,
19:49but...
19:50I hadn't seen you in 15 years until today.
19:54LAUGHTER
19:55Yeah, all I'm saying is...
19:57All I'm saying is...
19:58Don't get naked in public.
19:59I'm just saying...
20:00Don't throw it around.
20:00Let's have a look at some of your work on the telly, shall we?
20:04Now, that's you.
20:06LAUGHTER
20:07That's...
20:08That's Russell Coyne.
20:10LAUGHTER
20:11OK.
20:13That's, um...
20:14Russell Coyne needs a colossal...
20:15I think so.
20:16..coloskomy.
20:17LAUGHTER
20:19Oh, no, good.
20:20Oh, no, the peloton's gone down.
20:23Wow.
20:23Oh, it's all funny now, isn't it, now?
20:26LAUGHTER
20:27Well, let's just...
20:27He is a handsome man.
20:29LAUGHTER
20:29Which one?
20:30He deserves some love.
20:31And Mick, too.
20:32Mick has had...
20:33What do you mean?
20:34I don't do this clearly.
20:35No, no.
20:36I just want you to look at something.
20:38No.
20:38No, it's fine.
20:39And Mick needs to see it, too.
20:40OK.
20:41There you go.
20:41There you go.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:46Oh, my goodness!
20:48Is that actually you?
20:49What?
20:51I'm going to need more than an intervention.
20:53I'm going to need my whole brain.
20:54It was very cold in the studio, that day.
20:57That's hard to...
20:57Can I see that again?
20:59LAUGHTER
21:02I'm going to have a guess and say, that'll be pixelated by the time we go to here.
21:05That will use every pixel in the country.
21:09Anyway, we can't...
21:10We're going to a break on that.
21:12LAUGHTER
21:13Hang about more with Carrie.
21:14Are you going OK?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Now that I've seen that, I'm not.
21:17It's about to get tougher.
21:18Carrie Victoria.
21:20APPLAUSE
21:33You're doing great.
21:35Are you happy?
21:37Are you happy?
21:38You're doing great.
21:39You're doing great.
21:40Hey, welcome back to Glennon Mick's Celebrity Intervention with Kate Langwood helping out.
21:44How are you going?
21:45Good.
21:46You're looking good?
21:46Yep.
21:47It's time to do a deep dive.
21:48Do you mind?
21:49We're going to go right back and see where all this trauma started.
21:52Yeah, where the rot began.
21:55LAUGHTER
21:56Again, we are very good friends and this is the first time I've ever heard you speak so
22:03And now you're snorting at my discomfort.
22:05I'm just enjoying it too much.
22:07I know, I can see.
22:08I can't help myself.
22:10Carrie, let's take a look at some pics from your early years.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:15Hang on, which one's you?
22:17LAUGHTER
22:19I don't mean to be rude, but seriously.
22:22Is that your debutante ball?
22:23Yes, and I thought I was going to kiss him that night.
22:25No, he didn't kiss me.
22:27James, I was so disappointed.
22:29I think the bow tie was the giveaway.
22:30LAUGHTER
22:31That was so...
22:32See, and I made my own dress.
22:34And it looks like it.
22:36LAUGHTER
22:36When he picked me up, he said to me, no...
22:40Have a look at it again.
22:41He said to me, my grandma has a couch made out of that fabric.
22:44LAUGHTER
22:46I've seen hostage photos that look more relaxing than that.
22:49That's all I'm saying.
22:50Oh, that poor girl.
22:51Now we come to the yearbook in which there's a tell about your inner character
22:57and a story that must be told.
22:58Oh.
23:00Carrie Bickmore.
23:01There it is.
23:03Um, can I just say, some shampoo would help.
23:07LAUGHTER
23:08You know what I'm saying?
23:10Did it ever occur to you?
23:10Look at your nail.
23:11You're full of bouncing.
23:12When I saw he was a clue, it says dance vice-captain.
23:16Yes.
23:17To starters, is that even a thing?
23:19Well, they made it a thing my year.
23:20Once again, you were beaten.
23:23LAUGHTER
23:24Yes.
23:25Australian of the Year, it's all happening.
23:27There's a pattern of behaviour here.
23:28No, there'd only ever been a dance captain.
23:30Right.
23:30But then that year, the dance captain halfway through the year disappeared.
23:34Oh, is that right?
23:35And...
23:35And then they...
23:38I don't know.
23:39There was some mishap.
23:40I don't know.
23:40She never came back to school and so I got elevated to vice dance captain.
23:45I think...
23:46Was she with child?
23:48I don't know.
23:50Up the duff, I think, is the technical term we're looking for here.
23:55What's going on here?
23:56Well, I don't know.
23:56It's just amazing that they...
23:58Are you suggesting she architected a plan?
23:59I don't know.
24:01I don't know.
24:02I just...
24:02Look, the position was there and I rose to the occasion and took it.
24:06It's not my fault what she gets up to in her extracurricular time.
24:09Can I just say, there's a case here to suggest you shouldn't have been dance captain.
24:14And it's this dance with Katy Perry, I think, which really tips us a...
24:18Oh, something.
24:18Oh.
24:20Now...
24:20Again, I was pregnant.
24:22Something happens to me when I'm up the duff, doesn't it?
24:25By the way, that's Katy Perry, someone who's actually been into space.
24:30And...
24:33Point taken.
24:35Fair point.
24:36And I should point out, Katy Perry, I've never seen her look more uncomfortable.
24:41And she was married to...
24:43Oh, Russell Brand.
24:44Russell Brand.
24:45Russell Brand.
24:47Who I haven't seen since Epstein Island.
24:51So, you were elevated above your station, I think, at that particular point.
24:55But it wasn't the only occasion.
24:56No, no, no, it wasn't.
24:58What we're establishing here...
24:58What are you implying?
25:00Carrie, there's just a pattern.
25:02There's just a pattern.
25:02I got my radio job fair and square.
25:05How?
25:05I was in the newsroom and the woman I was shadowing fell sick.
25:09Right.
25:10And then I...
25:13Got pregnant again, did she?
25:14I called the boss and said, she's vomiting, you'll need to get someone else in.
25:18And he said, you'll have to do the news reading.
25:20Right.
25:20So I read the news and then I got the full-time job on Monday.
25:23Wow.
25:24I believe she was pregnant.
25:26She wasn't.
25:27Stop saying people were pregnant.
25:28I'm not magically making people get pregnant.
25:31I don't know how you're doing it, but when I worked with you at Nova, I got pregnant four
25:37times.
25:39Actually, you did.
25:40I did.
25:41And as we all know, my husband refuses to touch me.
25:44So how did it happen?
25:47Excuse me, are we going to talk about the fact that when you first worked with me,
25:50I was 21 at the time, and Kate was on the Husey and Kate show, and she was a complete
25:55and utter bitch to me.
25:58She didn't ever speak to me.
26:01That's where all my problems were.
26:02You can see how much I do that.
26:03My deep-seated problems began, and that's your...
26:06Mick, do something.
26:09I don't know what's happening.
26:11We've got security.
26:12I'm in a crossfire.
26:14Jeremy Springer.
26:15I'm grappling with the concept.
26:17I've never seen you more frightened in your life.
26:20Scatcroy.
26:21Scatcroy.
26:22Scatcroy.
26:22Scatcroy.
26:22All right.
26:23Now, moving on.
26:25We've done the radio.
26:25You've also been involved in some of the worst moments in Australian television over a sustained
26:32period of time.
26:33Are you talking about my 15 years on the project, or what...
26:35Well, that's amongst others.
26:38Here to walk you through what I consider to be utter catastrophes is someone who's been
26:44through this with you and has sent front row seats to this show and would like to be
26:49heard, Pete Hellyer.
26:50Let's go, Pete.
26:51Oh!
26:54Oh!
26:56Oh!
26:56Oh!
26:57Oh!
26:58It's important.
26:58It's important.
26:59It's important.
27:00All right.
27:01We'll move down.
27:04Good on you for doing this.
27:05Good on you.
27:06Thank you, mate.
27:08Thank you, sir.
27:09You okay?
27:09Sit down.
27:10Thanks for coming, Pete.
27:12You okay?
27:12I just want to start by saying don't forget who's laughed at all of your jokes for 20 years.
27:17It's all I'm saying.
27:18Australia has.
27:22Carrie, I've known you for over 20 years now.
27:25Come on, mate.
27:25And this hurts me more than it hurts you.
27:27Are you sure?
27:28You can do it, mate.
27:31Come on, big fella.
27:34Just do it.
27:35It's for Carrie's benefit.
27:38I don't think you should ever do TV again.
27:43This should be your last appearance on Australian TV.
27:46Oh, why?
27:47Well, it's obvious.
27:49It's...
27:49It's...
27:49Carrie, I mean, from the start, I was sitting next to you when you first started on Rove Live.
27:53And then you moved to the desk.
27:54And we did some segments at the desk.
27:56And I was trying to do a joke.
27:58You know, I was trying to do a joke.
27:59And you...
28:03You call it a wardrobe malfunction.
28:05Have a look.
28:06Set up to assimilate.
28:09This is the...
28:10Carrie's top is falling apart.
28:12Oh, my God.
28:13I'm sorry.
28:14Sorry.
28:14I'm sorry.
28:15I'm sorry.
28:15I'm sorry.
28:16I'm sorry.
28:16You're going to concentrate now.
28:18OK.
28:18We've established I like being nude.
28:20This is not a crime, OK?
28:21Really, Ollie's best friend was in the front row that night.
28:24It was happening there.
28:26Stay strong, Ollie.
28:28Yeah.
28:28Stay strong.
28:30Don't get nude during a punchline.
28:32Like, you know, all those of you who's in a project,
28:33you did your little news bulletins.
28:35Not once did I get a testicle out, you know?
28:38Maybe once, but it was a story about nut allergies
28:40and I thought that was...
28:40It was context.
28:42It was context.
28:43Thanks, Mick.
28:45All right, let's move on, shall we, to corporate whoring?
28:48You said true, Carrie Bickmore.
28:50You changed the colour of your hair for morning.
28:53Let's have a look.
28:54Whether it's blonde or brunette,
28:57my hair feels soft and the colour is so natural.
29:04All we are prepared to say on that
29:06is the kid that answered the door
29:09knows what her real colour is.
29:18And let's just leave it at that.
29:20She knows that.
29:22She doesn't need to prove anything to anyone, OK?
29:25The only colour I've got now is grey everywhere, so...
29:29Not in the dead.
29:33She's pitching for another deal!
29:37All right.
29:38OK.
29:39Let's get to the pointy end now.
29:41When you are presenting on TV,
29:44it's important to keep your feet.
29:47And I'm not sure how you managed this.
29:50Carrie, after Ashley and Tomix wins yesterday, it's...
29:55Oh, gosh!
29:58You know who that was?
30:00The slut drop.
30:03It's incorporated into everything!
30:06That was the cameraman's fault that day.
30:08Oh, you're blaming the crew.
30:11Why was it the cameraman's fault?
30:13Because there was a cord I was standing on
30:15and I was in ridiculously high heels for the...
30:17Same thing happened at the colonoscopy, apparently.
30:21I blame the cameraman.
30:22So, when the project was on,
30:24we know kids loved watching the project with their parents.
30:27It was on the 6.30.
30:28So I couldn't...
30:29I wasn't on this night,
30:30but I could not believe what I was watching with my kids
30:32around the dinner table when this appeared.
30:35Finners on Twitter says, you know,
30:36surely there are more pressing criminal issues
30:38that police can be, you know,
30:39spending their time and resources on their families like this.
30:44Unbelievable.
30:44Do we need to see that again?
30:45I don't know what's going on.
30:46What's the problem there?
30:47I don't understand.
30:48This may have cost you Australian of the Year.
30:50Have a look.
30:54No, I'm destroying a rocket.
30:56I was foreshadowing what was going to happen
30:58with Australian of the Year.
31:00Was that a free-form picture or did you trace it?
31:04That was based off his nudes we saw earlier.
31:07All right.
31:08OK.
31:09The big one?
31:10This is the big one.
31:10National headline.
31:11This became a national headline,
31:13nearly cost Channel 10 a sponsor, you know,
31:16and they only had probably one other one at the time.
31:21Just, I mean...
31:22Airline price wars are heating up again
31:24and we're being told fair discounting
31:26is as aggressive as it's ever been.
31:28Virgin's targeting key corporate routes,
31:30hoping to win over cuntus...
31:32Excuse me, cuntus customers.
31:34Oh!
31:36Oh!
31:38Oh!
31:39Own it.
31:40Own it, yeah.
31:41Now, to be fair...
31:42OK, that was my fault.
31:44Did you not get an upgrade?
31:45Did you not get kicked out of the lounge?
31:47You know, you won't be getting in the chairman's lounge
31:49at the time soon.
31:50No, I...
31:51Look, we've spoken about this.
31:53I do have a potty mouth
31:54and I have been trying to do better
31:57and that night...
31:58Yeah.
31:59I've been working on it.
32:00I told you I had.
32:01Yeah, she's owning it.
32:02And she's being punished, Glenn,
32:04because she can't...
32:05You've been banned from flying Qantas now.
32:07In fact, you can only exclusively fly jack...
32:11Um...
32:11Did I say it?
32:13Did I?
32:14Did I?
32:14Did I?
32:15Did I?
32:16Sorry.
32:17OK, you know what's interesting?
32:19We just saw...
32:21I don't even think I've ever heard you say that.
32:22Her son is in the audience.
32:24Her son is in the audience.
32:25Now you know how they felt years ago.
32:28You're a deeply religious man.
32:30You should not say that.
32:31I'm a deeply religious man.
32:31You are!
32:32Are you not Catholic?
32:34I'm Catholic.
32:35I'm not deeply Catholic.
32:39If you're just cheating in now,
32:41we're doing a celebrity intervention
32:42with c***ing big boys.
32:43No, I've got so much...
32:45Sorry.
32:46Jess!
32:47Sorry.
32:48Sorry.
32:48My fault, my fault.
32:50You started it.
32:51Peter Hellyer, ladies and gentlemen,
32:52thank you for having me.
32:53You've done a great job.
32:55You'll be better off.
32:56You'll be better off.
32:57Yeah.
32:57You'll be better off.
32:59All right, that's good.
33:00That's good.
33:15Welcome back to Gleetha,
33:15McCELEBRITY intervention.
33:17Carrie Bickmore is on the receiving end.
33:19Oh, Gleetha's never been happier.
33:21Wow.
33:24I'm still trying to work out what side you're on, Gleetha.
33:26I can't work it out.
33:26I can't tell.
33:27He swings in the breeze, doesn't he?
33:29We're really getting in amongst the two sides.
33:30We've lost the weeds here.
33:31We are.
33:32We're about to drill down.
33:33We've just had television, but it's time to talk radio.
33:36You have a highly successful national radio show,
33:39which is inexplicable.
33:43Your partner in crime.
33:45Tommy Little, ladies and gentlemen.
33:50Hello, guys.
33:52Good to see you.
33:53Good to see you.
33:53Hello.
33:54Hello.
33:55Hello.
33:57Sit down, though.
33:59Long time no see for you.
34:02We're out of contract at the end of this year.
34:03You just keep that in mind, okay?
34:05Carry on.
34:05I could pick another co-host.
34:07This guy's pretty good.
34:08You could go Ollie's mate from school.
34:12He's been dying for another gig.
34:15Thank you for joining us.
34:16And thank you for taking part in this,
34:18because we need your help.
34:19She's bristling.
34:20Look, I understand the seriousness of the situation,
34:22but can I say I am so happy to be here,
34:24because who would have thought, out of the two of us,
34:28Carrie would be the first to have an intervention?
34:31It's wonderful.
34:32No, that's it.
34:33It's wonderful.
34:35So, enjoy.
34:36Take a hit.
34:36Go for your life.
34:37What is it you'd like to say to Carrie about where she's in life?
34:42Yes, please tell me.
34:42What she needs to do.
34:43Carrie, I think we need to talk about your addiction first and foremost.
34:47Oh.
34:48I'm sure you all know, but in case you don't, it's fake tan.
34:53Carrie loves a tan like almost no one I've ever met.
34:57Yeah, no, it's interesting.
34:58To the point where you worked on TV next to Waleed for many years.
35:07And yet people still refer to you as the brown one from the project.
35:17So, fake tan is a big thing.
35:19Even Donald Trump says you've gone too far.
35:21What else do you think needs to be mentioned?
35:23There's rumours going around about something.
35:26Did you tan before you came on the show tonight?
35:29Did you tan before you came on the show tonight?
35:30I may have.
35:33Claire, Claire, did you help?
35:34As if I would help Carrie Bickmore put tan on at any time.
35:45I thought that joke would have gone a lot better than that.
35:50Yes, I admit that I helped her out with...
35:53Glenn, do you know what's great about that joke?
35:55Because even if it gets lost in the edit, you stay with those hands.
36:01Do you know I was once feeding my newborn daughter
36:04and I had fake tan on and then when she came off the boob,
36:09I realised I'd tanned her whole face.
36:12Wow!
36:13So, for five days, her face was browner than her body.
36:18Wow!
36:20That's also how we know who you've been dating, so...
36:26Move on!
36:27Move on!
36:29Thank you though, you, yeah.
36:30Katie, you've been round to Carrie's house.
36:33It's such a humble abode.
36:35She's the only person that lives on acreage in the inner city.
36:38Yes.
36:39And she's always surprised
36:41because she discovers new rooms in her house all the time.
36:43Yes, that's right.
36:44She's been there three years and she said just the other day to me,
36:46do you know there's a kitchen?
36:49She said, that must be where the food comes from.
36:52Carrie, you know we love you.
36:54Love you.
36:54And you get to work with her every day.
36:57I'm so lucky.
36:58The stories that emanate about this woman in the media are extreme.
37:03We've seen some terrible headlines over the years.
37:05Terrible!
37:05Terrible!
37:06Fans horrified by people's huge toes.
37:09What the hell is that?
37:10I cop a lot of flat for my huge...
37:12I've got big toes.
37:14Really?
37:14How so?
37:14Do you want to see?
37:16I want to see them.
37:17What lines?
37:18The only person that's seen them is my friend.
37:20Yeah, I have seen them.
37:22That is the size of my big toe.
37:25It looks like it's been hit by a hammer.
37:27That is a big toe.
37:28It is.
37:28When I used to do pointe in ballet, I didn't need the pointe shoe.
37:32I could just go up on my toe.
37:34And did you get a foot tore?
37:36I don't...
37:37All of this...
37:41This has taken a strange turn.
37:44I'm making all of his dreams or nightmares come true tonight.
37:49No, it's...
37:49Are there...
37:50Are there photographs of that time?
37:51He can't see!
37:54Well, you can make your jokes, but I too, like you,
37:58like to photograph my feet and I put it out there
38:01and people seem to enjoy it.
38:02I was new sunbaking the other day and I thought,
38:04I'm going to take a shot of my feet and put it out there.
38:07Yeah.
38:07And I think we've got a shot of my feet.
38:14What is going off?
38:16What is happening?
38:17Oh, hang on a second.
38:18Did I get that wrong?
38:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:21That's about...
38:23Yeah.
38:25I think the feet look good.
38:27Yeah.
38:27I know, I know.
38:28You know what?
38:29Good feet.
38:29I love...
38:30OK.
38:31It was weird because there was two feet, but there was one foot.
38:33Yeah, that's right.
38:33It's a two foot, one foot.
38:35Let's move on.
38:36Carrie, I'm going to show you a picture of three men
38:37and you tell me what they have in common, please.
38:41These three men, go.
38:45My son is in the audience tonight.
38:47He's seen worse.
38:49Really?
38:50Are we going to talk about his?
38:50I do.
38:51John Howard, Eddie Maguire and Dave Hughes.
38:55What do they have in common?
38:56I may or may not, each time I've been pregnant,
39:01had sex dreams about them.
39:06Yeah.
39:07It's a lot.
39:09Ollie, go get a cup of tea.
39:10Get out of here now.
39:12One was, and I forget which one.
39:15I remember the location, but not the person.
39:17One was in the front of a truck at a road house.
39:22Wow.
39:23It was Johnny Howard in the debt truck.
39:25Actually, I think it was because I was holding on to his eyebrows.
39:30What about Eddie Maguire?
39:31I heard Eddie had a sex dream the other day
39:34and he was the only one in it.
39:36Yes.
39:38You're like older, more powerful men.
39:41Look at Glenn.
39:42He's beside you there.
39:43Glenn's never come up in this department.
39:44Let's keep this professional, but it is, look,
39:47if you have dreams about me, the fun part is
39:49there's lots of different characters you can draw.
39:57I will basically, it unfolds like this.
40:01I start off with a little bit of Kel and work my magic fingers.
40:05And then I move into a bit of a Russell Coit and I can grab someone like an animal.
40:09What?
40:10And then, alarmingly, I finish off with a bit of,
40:13Boo!
40:13It's your Uncle Arthur!
40:17And that can actually...
40:19Can I have a choice?
40:20Because that's what I prefer.
40:21The last one I prefer.
40:23Oh, Uncle Arthur!
40:23I am here to help.
40:25Yes.
40:25And if having sex with Uncle Arthur makes you feel good...
40:29All right, enough.
40:30Tommy, thanks for coming in.
40:32You've been really terrific.
40:33You're really good.
40:34Hi, Kitty Barrett.
40:35You're wonderful.
40:36We really appreciate you coming in.
40:38More with Terry before, after this.
40:42You're welcome.
40:44Bye-bye.
40:45Bye-bye.
40:45Bye-bye.
40:56Welcome back to Glenovic's Celebrity Intervention.
40:58Carrie Bickmore is a copping at both barrels tonight.
41:01Is it almost over?
41:02I'm healed.
41:03I'm good.
41:04Who should we bring out who can really...
41:07Well, I think it's got to be someone who knows you better
41:09than you know yourself.
41:10We've done colleagues.
41:11We've done friends.
41:12We've done poor little Ollie.
41:14Yeah, we have.
41:14Why don't...
41:15Well, I'll tell you what.
41:16I'm going to ask you a question.
41:17Do you recognise this voice?
41:20Carrie?
41:21Have you finished tight in your room yet?
41:23Oh, my God!
41:25Your mum, Jenny, is here!
41:27Jenny, good call.
41:32How do you do that?
41:34How do you do that?
41:35How do you do that?
41:35How do you do that?
41:36Come on out.
41:39Yeah, that's where I get my uneven feet from.
41:42Did you...
41:43See that?
41:43She fell over like Carrie.
41:45Like mother, like daughter.
41:48Oh, good.
41:49Welcome.
41:50Oh, I don't know.
41:51Thank you for coming out, Jenny.
41:52We appreciate you joining us.
41:53Can I just say something?
41:54Are you mother and daughter or sisters?
41:56Oh, she does.
41:59Oh, she does.
42:02Hey, hey.
42:04Keep your hands off my mum again.
42:07Can I just say something straight off the bat?
42:09I think a lot of what we've seen tonight we can put down to bad parenting.
42:17When were the danger signs for you that this beautiful girl that you brought into the world turn feral?
42:24Well, I think that amazing picture of her sitting on the edge of the bed, really.
42:29Yes.
42:29I mean, by her own admission, she said, you know, you go through an awkward stage.
42:34Yes.
42:34I think that was the beginning of the awkward stage.
42:38Yes.
42:39What I couldn't believe about that bedroom...
42:41Wow.
42:42What I couldn't believe about the bedroom is how tidy it is because we all know, and I
42:46think the word you used backstage was filthy pig.
42:50Is that right?
42:52Now, have a look at this.
42:53This is Carrie's hotel bed recently, and I think we can all agree...
42:59No, that's my home.
43:00That's my...
43:01Oh, my God.
43:01Well, is that...
43:02Can I just ask, is that after John Howard?
43:08What...
43:08Explain yourself.
43:10I'm busy.
43:10I've got three kids and jobs and stuff.
43:12I don't have time to...
43:14You know, they say successful people start in the morning by making their bed.
43:17I figure I'm successful and I've never made my bed.
43:21That's rubbish.
43:21Jenny, did she make her bed as a child?
43:23That was compulsory on Saturdays.
43:25Oh, once a week, was it?
43:27Wow.
43:28Wow.
43:29She was a tough school growing up with Jenny.
43:31Oh, she was militant growing up.
43:34Really?
43:35My mum was...
43:36Nothing got past mum.
43:37Look, I think it's putting the pieces together and each of you have mounted a case.
43:42And at this point here, I think this is the first day of the rest of your life.
43:49Yes.
43:50Wow.
43:52What are you...
43:54Beautifully said.
43:54It's well said and it's coming from a really good place, Jenny.
43:58Yes, that's right.
43:58What do you think about poor Ollie, your grandson over there?
44:00Oh, yes, yes.
44:01He's been put through the wringer.
44:02That's right.
44:03Well, I think he's going weekly now, you know, to get help.
44:08He has so...
44:09Who is this woman?
44:12She always wanted to be an actress.
44:14Do you know she once kissed Mark Holden in a school play?
44:17Well, so did I.
44:23Well...
44:23Hang on a second.
44:25I'm going to allow this.
44:26What happened with Mark Holden?
44:28We were in a play together.
44:30Was he wearing the white suit?
44:32No, but we did sing a song together, a duet together.
44:35And he said, touchdown, at the end of it.
44:39Mum doesn't know what that means.
44:43That's fascinating.
44:43Now, we saw how messy she is.
44:45Yes, yes.
44:46Even in her later life.
44:47Yes, that's right.
44:47What about your car?
44:48Your car?
44:49Have you seen her car?
44:50Oh, my goodness.
44:51This...
44:52I haven't seen a car like this without police tape around it.
44:56There's sushi in the glove box.
44:57Sushi!
44:59Yes, it's...
44:59What do you say?
45:00It is difficult.
45:02I thought at one stage she was doing one of those charity food runs.
45:06You know where they do those food?
45:08You're leaving your stuff everywhere.
45:09You're leaving it on your bedroom floor.
45:10You're leaving it in your car.
45:12Oh, I mean...
45:13Carrie, you're a dirty, dirty, dirty...
45:17I'm a grot.
45:18OK, I'm a grot.
45:19I can say it and I feel good saying it.
45:21I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
45:24Big round of applause for that.
45:28Carrie's a dirty girl.
45:32Sorry to intervene on the intervention.
45:35Sorry, just two things.
45:37One, I also kissed Mark Holden in a school play.
45:42Two, this talk about your car is quite triggering.
45:45Because your messiness, Carrie, messes with marriages.
45:49I drove Carrie home quite often from the project.
45:52Yes.
45:52We lived close together.
45:53And what did you leave in my car once?
45:57What did you leave in the front passenger seat?
46:00I left a bra.
46:01Yeah, yeah.
46:02Oh.
46:02You left a bra.
46:03Harry.
46:03Yeah.
46:04And a pair of undies.
46:06Right?
46:06And the undies...
46:07My wife found them the next morning and said,
46:09what are these?
46:11And you know I'm a very deeply religious person.
46:17And she's waving them in front of me.
46:19They had some skitties on them as well.
46:21And I said, no.
46:22It's spray tan, sweetie.
46:24It's spray tan.
46:26I had taken my bra off in the car because I was uncut.
46:30What is happening?
46:34I'm so sorry to interrupt the intervention of the intervention,
46:36but Carrie, I've just heard what happened.
46:38And it's not just in the car.
46:40We've only been here like half an hour.
46:41Look what I've found in the dressing room.
46:42Oh, it's fine.
46:43It is.
46:44Those are the ones.
46:45Those are the ones.
46:46Sorry.
46:55It's unbelievable what's happened.
46:57In front of her mum.
46:58In front of her mum and Jenny.
46:59That's where I learned it from.
47:00Thanks, boys.
47:01We're going to wrap this up now.
47:03Jenny, thank you for coming on.
47:04Oh, Jenny.
47:05Is there something you'd like to say to your daughter?
47:08Well, I think this has been very helpful.
47:11I mean, I think these people have walked your journey with you.
47:15I have carried them their entire careers.
47:24Enough said.
47:25Hang on.
47:26We've got a special assignment for you guys in just a moment.
47:29Thank you, Jenny.
47:30We'll be back to wrap this up.
47:32Wrap this up.
47:45Good to see you, Ollie.
47:46Thanks for coming back.
47:48You've done a great job.
47:49Welcome back, Shani.
47:50Welcome back to Glenn and Mick's Celebrity Intervention.
47:52We've come to the logical conclusion of the evening.
47:55How do you think it went?
47:57Are you okay with what you've heard here tonight from the people who love you the most?
48:00Yes.
48:01I have learnt a lot about myself.
48:04Really?
48:05You have?
48:05Yes.
48:05What?
48:05I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
48:09All right.
48:10That just about brings it to a close.
48:13Don't you worry.
48:14Jenny, we've got a big finish.
48:15Now, we've learnt about you tonight that you love cakes.
48:19Yep.
48:19Love cakes.
48:19And you have a penchant for older, powerful men.
48:23Only when I'm pregnant, not older.
48:24All right.
48:25We've got your special guest.
48:26Come over here.
48:27Bring it out.
48:28Bring out the cake.
48:29Come up here, Ollie.
48:31Get over here.
48:32Come on, Jenny.
48:34Come on here.
48:36Thanks, boys.
48:37You've done a good job.
48:41There's only one way to finish this show and put a smile on your face.
48:44Come on out.
48:46Yes!
48:47That's awesome.
48:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:51Oh, you look at that!
48:53Oh, no!
48:55Get out of here!
48:57Thanks to everyone here.
49:00Thank you, Jenny.
49:05Well done, Ollie.
49:06Good on you, mate.
49:07Thanks, Pete.
49:08Get a room, you two.
49:09See you later.
49:11Cheers.
49:12Hallelujah.
49:13Hallelujah.
49:19Is that OK?
49:20Look, I think you did great.
49:22I'm so nervous.
49:23The Qantas thing, that's a bit of a worry moving forward.
49:25Yep.
49:25You just want to be aware of how you pronounce things on television.
49:28Sure, sure, sure.
49:28So I've prepared a couple of statements for you to practise at home with.
49:31OK, OK.
49:31Just read those out.
49:32Yep.
49:32I love a sunburnt country.
49:34Yeah, just be easy.
49:35Just watch that.
49:36I love a sunburnt country.
49:38Yep, walk and talk.
49:38Yeah, yeah.
49:39Do the next one.
49:40You can't stop the music.
49:42Again, just be careful.
49:43Carmichael Hunt performed some cunning stunts.
49:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
49:47OK.
49:47Practice at home and I'll talk to you in a couple of weeks.
49:49I love a sunburnt country.
49:51Yeah.
49:52I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
49:54No, no.
49:56You
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