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00:09This programme contains strong language throughout and adult content.
00:18Today we are off to Manchester to start the book tour.
00:22Get your fat arse in the car.
00:24I'm really going to have to charm these guys in the audience today.
00:27Just don't feel like she needs to also shag his dad.
00:34Shoot your ghostwriter, did a brilliant job.
00:39We are stepping into our second home in the sun.
00:44It feels surreal.
00:46Woo-hoo!
00:47Like it feels surreal.
00:49Mummy!
00:50One, two, three.
00:54This is what the villa's all about.
00:57Woo-hoo!
00:59I'm going to let my hair down because when I get back to the UK, I have got so much
01:04work to do with my clothing brand.
01:05It is just going to be man-a-hate.
01:07Oh my God.
01:09We've gotten back from Spain and we've had some devastating news.
01:14Found out I have skin cancer on my face.
01:17Just crap to hear that word again.
01:33I've had a couple of days to really let my mum's skin cancer diagnosis sink in.
01:38So many amazing people have reached out and been so supportive on Instagram since she did that video that it's
01:47really made me think this is going to be all right.
01:51And I need to be strong for me, ma'am.
01:54I don't want the girls to see us upset.
01:57So I'm literally going to move on forward.
02:01I'm going to see her today and I just can't wait to see her and just be happy and positive.
02:15I don't want to play this down because it is never ever nice hearing the word.
02:35Cancer and my mum has been through it and it was awful.
02:40But seeing the girls is going to cheer her up and hopefully take her mind off things.
02:44What about this one?
02:47This one.
02:48Really?
02:49It's a bit much.
02:50We're definitely going for black.
02:52I am so lucky to have my mum.
02:55Honestly, she really is my rock.
02:57Bye guys.
03:00She's always been here for us, so we're going to be here for her.
03:04Off we go!
03:10So we've come to leave the house and because I'm trying to remember everything,
03:15I've closed the door, which self-locks.
03:18Listen, I'm a mum of two.
03:20I run my own businesses.
03:22I have so many different things going on and we're now locked out of the house.
03:26We are completely locked out.
03:28Can't even start the car.
03:31Hi, Charlotte.
03:34Oh, you stupid thing.
03:36Charlotte can be really scatty.
03:38Locking herself out of the house isn't really the best.
03:41Come on then, Gary, we've got to go.
03:42Nothing's ever simple with that girl.
03:44What's happened like?
03:45She's left her keys.
03:47She's left her keys in the house.
03:53I can't believe this.
03:58I think as Charlotte's become a mother and got older,
04:01I'd expect that she would become less scatty than she is.
04:06But if anything, it seems to be getting worse.
04:10You man the ladder, yeah?
04:13It's a bit bad to be doing this in sandals.
04:16You could have changed your footwear.
04:17Sometimes I just despair for Charlotte.
04:19I just wonder, is she ever, ever going to grow up?
04:22Right, OK, I'm nearing the top.
04:24Is it steady?
04:26I've got it steady.
04:28How come I got another step to step on?
04:30It's just one more.
04:32I can't look down.
04:33That's the last one.
04:34Keep holding it!
04:35Throw yourself in.
04:37Sweet Jesus Lord.
04:39Maybe I'll have to buy you one of these for Christmas.
04:42Might be an idea.
04:43Well, that was a lot.
04:46Never imagined a night to start like this.
04:50I just hope me man can sympathise with the fact we're going to be late.
04:53I climbed through your window, Alba.
04:56Can you believe it?
04:57But then again, no one has a clue how manic my life is.
05:05Well, Alba, are you happy to see us?
05:07Cos we've been on our holly bobbies.
05:09Did you just stay in the shade, ma'am?
05:10Two brollies.
05:11Well, I like the shade anyway.
05:13So how are you feeling then about it all?
05:15Well, I was all right away, wasn't I?
05:17I didn't really give it much thought.
05:19But ma'am, you've had this before.
05:21Yeah, but...
05:22On your chest?
05:23No, but they said, no, before was, it will turn to that, so we'll remove.
05:28This is skin cancer.
05:30I have a mark on my face here.
05:32I've had it for six, seven months.
05:35And the doctor's referred us to the hospital.
05:37And obviously, obviously, it's skin cancer.
05:42And that's why I was really upset.
05:45It isn't very nice.
05:46It is a bit of a worry.
05:47What I went through a couple of years ago, it doesn't, like, mentally, it's not great.
05:52I'm not worried about it.
05:54Are you not?
05:55Oh, well, that's good, then.
05:56I just know a lot of, and see a lot of cases where it happens and you just get it
06:03cut out and try not to think about it, if I'm honest.
06:06I just feel as if it's, like, one minute you get some good news and then you get some shit
06:10news.
06:11And I know this is life and it happens to everybody, but when it happens to you, you just, it's
06:16just absolutely gut-wrenching sometimes.
06:18So you missed us then?
06:20Yeah.
06:21Even though sometimes we fight like cat and dog, my mum means so much to us.
06:26I think she knows that deep down.
06:28Have you missed them?
06:29Yeah, we always miss them, but we like to get away from you as well.
06:32All of this, what she's been through, has only proved how close we actually are and how much I couldn't
06:39live without her.
06:40We've got a big launch coming up.
06:42I know.
06:43That's what we're shooting next week.
06:44That's why you're having the girls.
06:45So you just be very careful what you say to me about the norm.
06:48We've next week for Peppa, that pays your wage, so you don't be threatening not having them.
06:53She's always threatening us for that, you know.
06:55She's the boss.
06:56Do you miss working with Peppa now?
06:58I don't, actually, you know.
07:08With everything that's happened recently, it's shown me that you never know what's around the corner.
07:13It's so important to make the most of life, and especially with the people who matter the most to you.
07:19Yeah, just give me one second and we'll put the monkey song on.
07:22And because Alba's grown up so fast, I just want to spend a bit of time with her.
07:41It's really important to me that I still have these days where it's just me and Alba.
07:46Look at that.
07:47Look at that.
07:48Look at that.
07:48Look at that.
07:50It feels really special.
07:54Otters!
07:55Oh, they're cute!
07:58They're a bit smelly.
07:59Oh, I love them, don't you, Alba?
08:02Otters!
08:03Don't put the thing in.
08:04Why?
08:05Because they're going to bite you.
08:08You're scared of them.
08:09All right, OK, well, let's go on and move on to the next.
08:11Is there any animal you do like at the zoo?
08:14Yeah.
08:15What one?
08:16Monkeys.
08:17Monkeys?
08:18Yes.
08:19Shall we have a race, see who can get there first?
08:21Me.
08:22Go!
08:27Shall we try a crawl?
08:28All right, let's try some crawling.
08:29Let's put this here to entice you to get there.
08:32Look.
08:35Come on.
08:36Come on, Picks.
08:37It's nice to capitalise on this time,
08:40being at home whilst I was with Alba,
08:41because we could have some one-on-one time,
08:43and, you know, she's such a sweet little girl.
08:47Go on, the legs are moving.
08:49That's it!
08:50That's it!
08:51Come on, this will be mementous, Picks.
08:55She's got such a lovely little smile.
08:58She's just dead chill, she's dead nice,
09:00and sort of, like, calms me down a little bit
09:03and makes me feel a bit like,
09:05oh, this is what life's about.
09:08Put it there.
09:09Come on, you can get it.
09:11Come on, it's in reaching distance.
09:12Come on.
09:15Come on.
09:16Come on.
09:18Come on.
09:19She's laughing.
09:21Yes!
09:23Sick!
09:24I'm claiming that.
09:25I've managed to get Pixie to crawl.
09:27A little bit of guidance, a little bit of help,
09:29but I've got a little bit of a proud dad moment in me there.
09:41Oh!
09:42Oh!
09:43Oh!
09:43Quick!
09:44Come over here, there's a little monkey!
09:47As Alba gets older,
09:48she becomes more and more amazing.
09:51Honestly, every day just gets better and better and better.
09:55Oh, my God!
09:57He looks a bit like your dana.
10:00Don't you think?
10:01So when we can have a day just me and her,
10:04we make the most of it.
10:05Don't you think that looks like dana?
10:07Yeah.
10:08It does, doesn't it?
10:10Is that you, Jake?
10:14Bye, monkeys!
10:15Bye, monkeys!
10:16Love you!
10:17Oh, they were lovely, weren't they?
10:19Yes.
10:20I absolutely have loved a date.
10:23Do you like having a date with just me and you?
10:25Yeah.
10:26Big hugs then.
10:28Oh!
10:42Right, OK, so what we're going to try on first is...
10:46The gelie.
10:47The gelie, because I love it.
10:50Pepper Girls Club is my little family-round business
10:53that is growing quite fast.
10:56We have spent months designing these new pieces,
11:00getting every last detail of this collection bang on.
11:04So it's a bit of a big one, this meeting.
11:08Pixie, you are the woman who's going to choose.
11:11Oh!
11:12LAUGHTER
11:19Did you prefer the leopard print one?
11:21Yeah, she doesn't like this one.
11:22What about this one, Pixie?
11:24We cannot make a mistake of not having enough quantities of that,
11:27because I think you'll regret that so much.
11:29This is the long...
11:30I basically do about three or four different job roles
11:34within the business,
11:35as we only have a team of, like, five people.
11:38I'm excited about the course.
11:39I think that this might be the game-changer for us.
11:42So, like, I've learnt about, like, overseas shipping.
11:46Yeah, this one's a winner, isn't it?
11:47I think we need more than a hundred.
11:49I've learnt about Evoi numbers, VAT, duty tax.
11:55I've learnt about PAYE for all of your employees.
12:00Like, all my...
12:00The things I've learnt are just extensive and deep.
12:03This Valua tracksuit, which is for September 2,
12:06it's going to be acid wash,
12:08but you've never seen acid wash Valua.
12:10I've got a feeling they would do so well.
12:12I've had some huge lows.
12:14We've been left without stock
12:16in some of our busiest times of years.
12:19We've been left without barely any money,
12:21where I haven't been able to pay people,
12:22but we've also seen some really huge highs.
12:26We have huge plans for the end of this year and Christmas.
12:31Now, I think if these pyjamas do well,
12:33that's going to open our market
12:34to be able to do pyjamas all year round, if we wanted.
12:37It just seems like everything seems to be going right.
12:39200,000.
12:40Yeah.
12:40In October.
12:42You can shoot them as well.
12:43We can start promoting them.
12:44Oh, God.
12:46Don't talk about that, Steve,
12:47because, honestly, it's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
12:50Honestly, I must be a great boss.
12:52All of my staff still work here.
12:55Nobody moans.
12:56I never have a problem with anyone,
12:58apart from me, Mum.
12:59She wants to go and shoot in the Swiss Alps.
13:01What's wrong with the Lake District?
13:02A company where we struggle to pay wages some months.
13:06Steve, I think you'll be worth it.
13:07No, Steve, right.
13:08It's worth it, Steve!
13:09Charlotte sometimes gets carried away
13:11and she just needs to sometimes think
13:14that these expectations are a bit too big
13:17and we need to just not be shooting in Switzerland.
13:20Imagine me and Albert in the Swiss Alps
13:22in our Christmas pyjamas and a cup of hot chocolate.
13:25Well, you know, it's like a Wham video recreation.
13:27Maybe the Swiss Alps isn't the best move,
13:30but I'm not going to let my mum know I think she's right.
13:33It's all about the content, Steve.
13:35If you can get a free trip out, it's definitely worth it.
13:38Well, it'll not be free, will it?
13:40You'll have to pay for it.
13:41Right, OK, well, at least Steve agrees.
13:44Steve doesn't agree.
13:48Mum, that went well.
13:50Really well.
13:51Didn't it?
13:52Mm-hm.
13:53Really well.
13:53I'm elated after that meeting.
13:56Like, I think these samples are going to be so successful.
14:00To see everyone else in the room agree with that,
14:03it's just made us so excited.
14:04You're not always going to win,
14:05but this time, now the sun is shining on me,
14:09I think it's a good sign.
14:11All of our autumn-winter stuff is looking amazing.
14:15I'm going to say the best we've ever had.
14:17Yeah, I agree.
14:18Obviously, we can't have all this fabulous winter stuff
14:21unless we get rid of this and bring some money in.
14:23I know.
14:23We're going to do a big sample sale in the studio.
14:28So hopefully that's going to shift some numbers.
14:31I love my business with all my heart
14:33and it's what gives my mum a job
14:35and I employ lots of people from the North East
14:38and I want to be able to make that even bigger.
14:41I think we're in a much better position.
14:43So that's congratulations to you.
14:45You still have it, you know,
14:46been in the game a long time, but you did very well.
14:49Thanks.
14:50Now what I need to do is clear the warehouse of all stock.
14:54We need to have the cash flow.
14:55I need a shed load of people to turn up to this sample sale.
15:06It is 7am in the morning.
15:09It's literally only just getting light outside.
15:12Jake's in charge of the girls
15:13because I've got to get the train down to London.
15:16I'm basically on a podcast with Luke Hamnett
15:18and I've got to take every opportunity like this
15:21when it comes along
15:22because I need all the help I can get with this sample sale.
15:24We need to get as much cash in as possible.
15:27So I'm off to London
15:28and I've got a long day ahead.
15:30So I've got to get up now.
15:32You want them for your breakfast?
15:34Again, nothing in there.
15:36I don't know why I've got such full but empty cupboards.
15:39If I was here, there'd be stuff done, i.e. shopping.
15:42Anyway, Charlotte is a busy woman
15:43so I have to let her off.
15:53Luke!
15:53Luke is a very funny content creator.
15:58Should I just sit in then?
16:00I've followed him for a long time
16:01and loved all of his videos.
16:03Am I in shock when he's doing this?
16:05Should I look smiley?
16:06If you look smiley, we'll probably just use the one.
16:09Oh, fab.
16:09I won't do anything then.
16:10Don't hit your nose.
16:11Oh, right, OK, OK.
16:12I mean, I've done worse things on camera than pick my nose
16:14so that's pretty tame for me.
16:16Don't we know?
16:18Even though I don't do podcasts,
16:20I thought, why the hell not?
16:21I've got a sample sale to promote.
16:23And he's such a good laugh,
16:25I feel like his audience would get us.
16:28Welcome back to Live, Laugh, Luke.
16:30And I have got a very special guest today.
16:34We've shipped Janet Hamner out
16:35and we've brought reality TV royalty in.
16:38It's the one, the only, Charlotte Crosby.
16:44Can I just say, you're my first guest ever.
16:48Really?
16:49Yeah.
16:50Oh, that's so...
16:50Can I just say something?
16:51Go on.
16:53I have this rule, right?
16:55OK.
16:55I don't do podcasts.
16:57Right.
16:58The last podcast I was on, right,
16:59I felt really awful seeing this.
17:01I went, I hate doing podcasts and I don't listen to them.
17:05Right.
17:05And that was quite rude.
17:06Welcome to Live, Laugh, Luke.
17:08You're one.
17:08I know that in front of Luke,
17:10I can be Charlotte Crosby.
17:13Normally people can't handle Charlotte Crosby,
17:15but I know Luke can.
17:17So Charlotte,
17:18we're going to go on to the section of Touch My Balls.
17:20Love it.
17:21Give it a spin.
17:25That was a good spin.
17:26Right, OK.
17:28I would like some advice
17:29and hopefully it will be pulled on your balls.
17:33I'm not saying anything.
17:34Anyway, I don't have many friends.
17:36Oh, this is getting a bit sad.
17:39Right.
17:39Shall we invite them on our night?
17:40No, carry on.
17:42The other day, my partner passed away.
17:45Oh, no, sorry.
17:46It doesn't say that.
17:47It says, pass me his phone.
17:53I'm so sorry.
17:54I'll read it.
17:55No, no, I'll read it.
17:56I'll read it.
17:57I swear, I'm better than this.
17:58Do you know what this screams?
18:00Mummy's boy.
18:02Incest.
18:03Um, I would say just a really, really strong relationship with his mother.
18:09This mum does not like this girl and she wants her out of her son's life.
18:14That's what it screams to me.
18:15No.
18:15You've just said incest.
18:17The mum just wants some quality time with her son to suck him off.
18:25This has gone so much better than I thought.
18:28Now I just need to try and get my shameless plug in.
18:30What have you got planned for the rest of the year?
18:32You've got a show out in November.
18:33Your book's out.
18:34Yeah, so I've got my own business called Pepper.
18:36We've got a big, like, range plant autumn, winter.
18:38It's doing things like this and social media that really gets the word out.
18:42It keeps my branding, my persona and my books really firmly in people's minds.
18:47Thank you guys for listening to Live Laugh Luke
18:50and thank you to my special guest, reality TV queen, Charlotte Crosby.
18:56Woo!
19:20Everything I do in Pepper is so important to us,
19:22but this sample seal, because it's the first ever one,
19:25it's really, I really hope it goes well.
19:28There's a queue.
19:31I'm not joking yet.
19:32There's a queue and it's going up the street.
19:35I'll see you when you get here.
19:36I have never done anything like this before,
19:39but it's always been on the bucket list.
19:42Haven't asked any advice, just going to go for it.
19:45How hard can it be?
19:47Jake!
19:49Here he is!
19:50Everyone give Jake a clap!
19:58If I'm being quite honest, I don't know what the purpose is.
20:01I've just got told to be here.
20:03And work.
20:04So, I mean, at this point, she just tells me where to go
20:07and I don't even bother arguing.
20:08I just turn up.
20:09Jake, you are going to be on a payment terminal.
20:13Oh, fantastic.
20:14You're good with numbers.
20:16Am I?
20:17Mm-hmm.
20:17Great.
20:18Jake.
20:19All right, carry on.
20:20That's team writing.
20:21So, Mum's going to be on a payment terminal.
20:23God knows why, because she's shit.
20:24Fuck, mate.
20:25God, everything I go for free.
20:27There is a calculator.
20:29Do you want it?
20:29I've got it.
20:30Do you think you should carry it around with you?
20:32No.
20:32It's round numbers I can add.
20:34What's 10% of £120?
20:37£12.
20:38Oh, God.
20:38Mum, everyone gives you that answer.
20:41But, honestly, we're going to be on a lot of stuff.
20:43Why don't you work three-pound buckets?
20:45We've got no-one on there.
20:46All right.
20:46You'll be really good at that.
20:47So, I'm on the bargain.
20:48Six times three.
20:49You're on the bargain.
20:50You're on the bargain.
20:51Yeah, your bargain bucket.
20:52Right, so, Christina, you're at the door.
20:55Lucy, socials.
20:57D'Andra, you're going to be working a stall.
20:59You are going to be here.
21:01So, this is your whole side.
21:03You've got this, Laura.
21:04Right, everyone, let's put our hands in.
21:06Let's go, team.
21:07One, two, three.
21:08Power!
21:10The main aim for the day is just to have an amazing day
21:14that looks packed and busy and everyone's having fun
21:18and we've sold loads of stuff,
21:19because that money is going to pay for our next collection,
21:23which is unreal.
21:24Is everyone ready for the Peppa Pop-Offs?
21:28Yes!
21:29Can I get a hell yeah?
21:31Hell yeah!
21:32Wow, that was amazing.
21:34I am absolutely over the moon.
21:37There's a queue and it's a big one
21:39and there are so many people who are welcome here today.
21:42Come on, come on, come on.
21:43One, two, three, four.
21:46So, guys, these are the T-shirts.
21:48You see me in these all the time?
21:50This is absolutely everything that I could have wished for.
21:54If anyone needs a hand, just shout.
21:56Yeah, over there is lots of jumpers and that's all,
21:59your hoodies and stuff as well over there.
22:01You've just got to rummage and get your size, really.
22:04We want to create the ultimate sales shopping experience.
22:10DJ, personalised van,
22:12the opportunity to get snacks.
22:14Loads of amazing discounts.
22:16Maxi dress is a five.
22:17Maxi dress is a five.
22:19Five for a maxi dress.
22:20Oh, beautiful.
22:21Honestly, that is just practically giving it away.
22:24Meet all the team.
22:25Oh, hello, yeah.
22:26Are you all right?
22:27The sample sale is such a vibe.
22:30I'll never know when those shining stars and light
22:34Cause dreams will do come true
22:37When I'm with you
22:38Hey, I'm about to work.
22:39Dana!
22:40Send more in!
22:42God, the queue is so low.
22:47Hello, right on the top.
22:48Everything's up there.
22:49It means more to us that people want to support my brand
22:53because they love it so much
22:54than people turning up to my book signing.
22:56So, if you go down this side,
22:58you've got your pound buckets,
23:00then shipper you over and work your way around
23:03and it's all priced.
23:04It is busy
23:05and it's great to see people coming,
23:07buying the brand.
23:07There's been a lot of people this morning
23:09getting loads of bargains as well.
23:11It has been a good day.
23:12Do you want your receipt?
23:13No, I'm okay, thank you.
23:14Good. Save the planet.
23:15Love that.
23:16Right, see you later.
23:18Hello, how are you?
23:22I think you've had a really positive, strong morning.
23:25First, I was amazing, Deb.
23:27Don't speak with your mouthful
23:28because that didn't come out as much, really.
23:34Right, put your stuff down there for us.
23:37Let's try and get this right.
23:38T-shirt, is that, no, it's a dress.
23:40It's a maxi dress.
23:41What are they?
23:42Fiverr, wow!
23:43What a time to be alive!
23:44Every single day is a learning day
23:47when you have a business.
23:48Like, you will come in
23:51with so many problems
23:53and roadblocks
23:55that you've never, ever
23:57experienced in your life
23:59and you're like,
23:59wow, well, what do I do here?
24:01And you are always learning.
24:04This pop-up shop
24:05has been one of them times.
24:07Shall we just go then?
24:08Yeah.
24:08We'll clean up tomorrow.
24:10Okay, I'm up to that.
24:11Yes, let's go, go, go!
24:16This is really deep.
24:18Put this far,
24:18I was thinking about this one.
24:19Oh, God, I'm getting really emotional.
24:22I've got to put my two phones down.
24:24I work so fucking hard on this.
24:27Like, it means so much.
24:29I get just all the hard work
24:31that's, like, paying off.
24:33Just shows that, like,
24:34people do love the brand.
24:37Honestly, it just means so much.
24:51Time is just flying by.
24:53It's going so, so fast.
24:55Like, Albert has literally, like,
24:57got hair down to her bum.
24:59Pixie's crawling.
25:00She's doing it.
25:01She's only seven months.
25:03Yeah, she is, yeah.
25:04So I'm doing this valeting course
25:05to give me a bit more time at home.
25:07My little girls are my everything.
25:09And, like, to see all these little things,
25:10like, you'll remember where you were
25:13when the first time they said the first word,
25:15when they did the first crawl,
25:16when they started to walk.
25:17You know what?
25:18Albert didn't ever crawl this early.
25:20Really?
25:20Baby.
25:21She's tiny.
25:22This is why I want to be at home,
25:23and this is exactly what makes me happy.
25:27Right, I'm off, guys.
25:28See you later.
25:30Albert, you excited for nursery?
25:33Yeah.
25:34You do know you're wearing your uniform today.
25:36Jake's away on his valeting course,
25:38and Albert's off to preschool.
25:39Do you want to wear a dress
25:41or some leggings?
25:44Dress.
25:46High five.
25:48It is so heartbreaking
25:50seeing my little, tiny,
25:53not even three-year-old
25:55in a uniform.
25:56Now, we need to sort your hair out
25:58because today it's feeling a little bit messy.
26:01She needs to stop growing now.
26:03How do I pause time?
26:05Do you remember when we used to have to pin you
26:07to the floor to clean your teeth, Albert?
26:09Yeah.
26:10Oh, but you love cleaning them now, don't you?
26:13And you do your tongue so well.
26:15I am so proud of Albert, honestly.
26:18Come on, then!
26:19She amazes me every single day.
26:22She is just the most beautiful little girl.
26:25I couldn't be proud of looking at her.
26:26Whoa!
26:28Love it.
26:28Shall we go take a photo for Dada?
26:30I get so emotional.
26:33Wow.
26:35Love it.
26:35When I see all these no lights...
26:37Oh, my goodness me.
26:39Dada's going to love these photos.
26:42And then you say, after three,
26:45Cheers!
26:46Cheers!
26:48I am so proud of Jake wanting to do this valet course.
26:51He's wanting to make a positive change
26:53in his home and family work-life balance
26:56so he doesn't get amiss pivotal moments like this.
26:59Come on, then.
26:59Let's all head out to the car.
27:08I am here today to add another string to the boat.
27:13Good morning, guys.
27:14How are we?
27:15You OK?
27:15I am going on a two-day valet and call.
27:18Should we practice it on?
27:20Yes, I think we should.
27:21I'm excited, man.
27:22And I just think it's the perfect time now
27:24to have something that's going to keep me at home a bit more.
27:27I can put the kids to bed.
27:28I can take them to nursery.
27:29They're growing up really fast
27:31and I don't want to miss that.
27:32Right, we're going to start with the wheels.
27:33We have three buckets.
27:34One solely for the wheels
27:35as the most contaminating part of the car.
27:37To take things on new at my age,
27:39you have a lot more anxieties,
27:41you have a lot more pressures.
27:42Like, you're not like a carefree 21-year-old
27:44where you just dive into it
27:46and everything's like, yeah, no problem.
27:48Don't think I'll have invested so much time
27:49into wheels in my life, but here we go.
27:51I love cleaning and I love cars.
27:54Combine them together will bring something out of me.
27:58It's like an itch I wanted to scratch
27:59for a long time.
28:00Do you know what's quite mad?
28:02When I was 14,
28:03I nicked my dad's pressure washer
28:05and all his car cleaning kit
28:06and then I printed flyers off at school
28:08and went round every Sunday
28:10handing out them to all the people
28:11in these massive houses
28:12asking to clean the cars.
28:13Do you know what?
28:14We actually got a bit of business about it,
28:15but it's quite mad to the full circle.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Like, now I'm here doing this, like, with you.
28:20Right.
28:21Give that a rinse off.
28:26Are we happy?
28:28Can you see any bits?
28:30Nice clean finger.
28:31There's a whistle.
28:32There you go.
28:32I'm actually buzzing with that, you know.
28:33Look at that.
28:34Well, great.
28:34You've got another two.
28:35Yeah, fantastic.
28:40Albert starts preschool today,
28:42which has scared me a little bit
28:44because it just feels like
28:46yesterday she was born.
28:48I remember it so clearly in my mind.
28:50I'm missing out on so much, like, even today.
28:52It's like seeing her coming downstairs
28:53in her uniform on WhatsApp.
28:55Like, I want to be there in person,
28:56do you know what I mean?
28:57You know, I don't want my little girls
28:58to go up and say,
28:59yeah, my dad's mint,
28:59but I never see him.
29:01Yeah.
29:02There's no-one in this world
29:03that wants to be at home
29:04more than me
29:06and be on hand.
29:07Like, I love being at home.
29:09You know, it's just one of them things,
29:10like, I'm sure there's a lot of people
29:12out there in the same situation
29:13who have that stress and struggle, really.
29:17Here's the bit you've been waiting for.
29:18Yes.
29:19Have fun.
29:21It makes sense to do something like this more,
29:23to have more family time,
29:25to do more nursery runs.
29:26I can do more school runs.
29:28I love that.
29:28Could do that all day.
29:30What's the goal?
29:40Right, we're ringing Dad up.
29:42Hi, Jake.
29:44Alba wanted to say...
29:45Hi, Alba.
29:45She wanted to say hi
29:47on our first day of preschool.
29:50Wow.
29:51Are you excited?
29:52Yes.
29:53Did you see the pictures?
29:55I did.
29:56She looks absolutely gorgeous.
29:58Good luck, Alba.
29:59I love you so much.
30:00I love you so much.
30:02Oh, my God.
30:04Oh, love you all.
30:05Bye-bye.
30:05Love you.
30:06Bye, love you, bye-bye.
30:07Bye-bye.
30:08Bye-bye.
30:10Jake's missing this,
30:12but this isn't Alba starting big school,
30:15and I'm more than sure Jake will never miss that very important moment.
30:22It does upset us that she's grown up so fast
30:24and she looks so bloody, like, old in her uniform.
30:29I really wish she would stay this age forever.
30:32This is the perfect age.
30:33She is really, really cute.
30:34She's just like my little best friend.
30:50Yeah, so today's going to be great.
30:52I know, it's going to be good for me.
30:54Sophie's down to help do a content day of the business.
30:58It's a nice day, isn't it?
30:59It's lovely.
30:59Sun's out for us.
31:01Because I buried a sausage last night.
31:02You what?
31:03Buried a sausage.
31:04What does that mean?
31:05Makes the sun come out.
31:06People do it for weddings.
31:08Eight years ago, we were just young girls,
31:11couldn't even afford, like, dresses for our nights out in Geordie Shore.
31:14And now look at us.
31:16We are beautiful, busty women with businesses
31:20and money coming out our arseholes.
31:23That's a lie.
31:24I'm skint.
31:28How have you been, anyway?
31:30All right, you know.
31:31All right.
31:32You've just come back from Athens.
31:33So I've not long got bar.
31:35Yeah.
31:35I really feel for Sophie.
31:37She's still going through all of the fertility struggles.
31:41Like, she's been to see so many people, so many specialists,
31:44and no-one could help.
31:45Look, I'll be honest, when I was away...
31:47Yeah?
31:48..I was scared because I didn't know what they were going to find
31:50or what the problem was going to be.
31:52And when we got there, straight away, the doctors were like,
31:54right, you need a hysteroscopy.
31:56So I went and got one of them.
31:57What the hell is a hysteroscopy?
31:58It's a camera.
31:59The length of that, I don't know how it even got inside.
32:02No pain relief.
32:03So I looked inside my whole uterus,
32:06and inside the uterus was just red raw.
32:09It was like a red lollipop.
32:10We don't know the proper cause,
32:12but I do think it's because of the way I wipe.
32:15I'm a fairy.
32:17We've always told you about that.
32:19So I had to get the uterine washes, PRP,
32:21Jordan's blood put into us, did all that.
32:24That's a lot, Sophie.
32:25Also got rid of the ureaplasma,
32:27which was antibiotics I did for two weeks.
32:29Yeah, did all that.
32:30This is how I think of it.
32:31So you go to a car valet and you ask for the top spec.
32:34Right.
32:34So that's what I've had.
32:36Everything is fresh and clean.
32:37You've had the ceramic coat.
32:39The ceramic coat.
32:40But I will say, like, you know, in all seriousness,
32:43when I did get home from it all,
32:45it all hit and I just literally cried and cried for, like, three days.
32:49It's mental cos I feel so ready.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Like, that stage in my life, I'm just really ready to do that.
32:55Seeing you be a mum, like, you're so good at it.
32:58Oh, Sophie, thank you.
32:59But you are, you are, you're amazing at it.
33:01And you've got that little family and I know it's going to happen.
33:03It's going to happen.
33:04I'm just, I'm really...
33:05So now is it the time to try?
33:06So, yeah, so, I mean, I'm happy to be here for the shoot,
33:09but I am on a time scale.
33:11Jordan's waiting at home now with the baby lube.
33:14What does that mean?
33:15Water-based lube, sure.
33:16It helps the swimmers.
33:17Jesus, but I can't be using that.
33:19Well, you don't need it.
33:20I don't think you need to use anything.
33:21You're extremely fertile.
33:23I cannot even explain how lucky I feel to be a mother.
33:30Known and seeing Sophie's struggles,
33:32to think that I've just got two beautiful girls,
33:35I'd never take it for granted.
33:37So, go on then, talk us through what we've got to do.
33:39This is the first reactions video.
33:42Oh, really?
33:42Mm-hm.
33:45I'm so excited for you to try these on, honestly.
33:49Right, I'm going to get the rest of the clothes.
33:51The end of year for any business is the biggest trading time.
33:55What are you doing?
33:55I'm blindfolding you.
33:56Oh, right.
33:57So we can get the first reaction in the mirror.
33:59Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Christmas sales, Boxing Day.
34:03Like, them months alone are £100,000-plus months.
34:08Hold on.
34:09OK.
34:10They are months that we have never had the correct amount of stock in.
34:14Right, are we recording everywhere?
34:16Ready?
34:18Oh, my God!
34:21This year, we have thousands of units of stock.
34:26Obsessed.
34:27Chin down and right over.
34:29Yes.
34:30Oh, stunning.
34:31Innit?
34:33Having Sophie doing shoots is great because she's got a big following.
34:38Oh, my God!
34:39It's gorgeous!
34:41And she's my best friend.
34:43Of course, I want to know how she feels about everything.
34:46Whoa!
34:47I do love doing content days, but one thing about Charlotte, right,
34:51she's very, very bossy.
34:53Sophie, this one, quick.
34:55Very controlling.
34:56Guys, can anyone bring us some water?
34:58I need to fill this frigging steamer up.
35:00You can't step out of line.
35:01Stop, stop, don't look.
35:03Face the front.
35:04She pushes you?
35:05Stop!
35:06I've been pushed about 20 times.
35:07Don't!
35:08Honestly, I could have an orgasm thinking about when this launches.
35:12I've just got such a good feeling about it.
35:19Sophie, that looks so good!
35:24Oh, yes!
35:26Oh, yes!
35:26We did it in one!
35:28Today has gone so well.
35:30I cannot believe we've got everything we needed to get, plus a little bit more.
35:39I love working with my best friend, it just means I get to see her, even if I have to
35:45pee her, to come and see us.
35:46Don't leave it too long next time, please come and see us.
35:49Even though Charlotte's been our boss today, it's actually been quite fun.
35:53The only thing is, we haven't really been fed, we haven't been watered, we've had no break.
35:57Like, is that even legal?
36:16I am so excited about having this little gathering to show people the new house.
36:22Oh, this smells lovely!
36:24It's not completely finished, but it's in a better stage than it's ever been, and it's almost there.
36:31Oh!
36:33Hey, gentlemen, Jamie!
36:34Oh, hello!
36:35Hello there!
36:36We're finally here!
36:38Oh, give us some champagne.
36:40I'm so glad to be here.
36:44Charlotte and Jake are the type of people that always bite off more than they can chew.
36:48Oh!
36:50But they're also the annoying type of people
36:53that set their sights high
36:55and achieve all their dreams.
36:57Oh, here's Pixie joining the party!
37:00This new house is the perfect family home.
37:04I can see them being so happy here.
37:06Oh!
37:07Oh!
37:08Oh!
37:09Oh!
37:10Oh!
37:13Cheers, guys.
37:14Nice to see you all.
37:15Cheers, Pixie!
37:18Oh, thank you.
37:18Thanks very much.
37:20Right, shall we all go inside?
37:21Yeah.
37:21Yeah, shall we?
37:22Come on, then!
37:26It's gorgeous to me.
37:27I particularly like this feature.
37:29Like how you're there.
37:30Well, that is going to be that.
37:32Being in my new home with all of these people who I'm closest to feels so special.
37:37Everyone's been through such huge life moments.
37:40Adam and Jamie are just about to have their first child.
37:44We've got another girl to add to the mayhem.
37:47That's your band.
37:48I know, yeah.
37:49And Lauren, she's been through a really hard breakup.
37:51How are you?
37:52So, what's been happening?
37:53So, what's been happening?
37:54Just being single and stuff?
37:57What does...
37:58What does...
37:58What does...
37:59What does single and stuff mean?
38:00But, yes, I am single.
38:02Between us all, it feels like we've been through everything and felt every emotion possible in
38:08these last two months.
38:09How are you and Jake, then?
38:10Well...
38:11Because it seems like you're very good.
38:13I mean, we are.
38:14I will say, Lauren, me and Jake are in a much better place than what we were seven months ago.
38:19We're in the house.
38:20We've got a routine.
38:21We are onwards and upwards.
38:25What's next for our family?
38:26I just don't know.
38:28Things have calmed down now, but I'm ready for another storm.
38:33We would love to thank you all for coming to our first ever housewoman.
38:38Adam and Jamie and, obviously, Lauren mean the most to Charlotte.
38:42And to have them there and see the new house, it's just...
38:46It's a nice moment, man.
38:47To relationships being back on track, to babies being born...
38:52I mean...
38:52Yeah, that's a good one.
38:54I'm sorry.
38:56To newly single journeys.
38:59After everything that we've been through, getting in this house and things going wrong and
39:03blah, blah, blah, it's sort of like shutting the door on all the bad stuff that got us here
39:08and opening a new door up to, you know, happy memories.
39:13Cheers!
39:38Did she go down, AZ?
39:40Absolute dream, that girl.
39:41It has been so nice to see the people we're closest with.
39:47Mm.
39:47I honestly cannot believe how drastically everything has changed since the beginning of the year.
39:55I am so grateful for you, Jake.
39:57Me? Why?
39:59No-one is built like Jake Angers.
40:02He inspires me every single day.
40:06He works long hours.
40:08He strives to do more.
40:09He is constantly trying to better himself.
40:12But he is also the most perfect human I fell in love with.
40:16Just, he says that I annoy him when I eat loud and then back then he actually said it didn't
40:22bother him,
40:22so maybe he needs to go back to that person where it didn't bother him because I'm always going to
40:27eat loud.
40:27Sorry, Jake.
40:28You are always supporting us through everything.
40:32You're always there by my side supporting, supporting, supporting.
40:34Well, these are kind words I did not expect.
40:37Yeah, but I'm so grateful for you.
40:39I am very, very grateful for you.
40:41You are a fantastic parent, a fantastic partner, and I think, I don't know if I told you this, but
40:47I see a lot of qualities in you.
40:49I think I'm going to cry.
40:51What?
40:51I think I'm going to cry.
40:52You haven't said qualities.
40:54I know.
40:54I don't know what's going on.
40:56It has been a rollercoaster of a year.
40:59Me and Charlotte have probably had our most challenging year, but if anything it's brought us together.
41:03We've got a stronger bond and, you know, if we can make it through that, then I think we can
41:09make it through anything.
41:10I don't know one woman that would give birth, move house, go to Australia, move into a new house, move
41:18out of a new house,
41:19redo the house up, take on all these collections with Peppa, be a Peppa.
41:22Like, it's just a lot and you just simplify it all and go, yeah, I can do it, I can
41:28do it, I can do it.
41:29Charlotte is, Charlotte's wild, man.
41:33Like, she's just, she's wild, she's amazing, she's funny.
41:38You know, I am grateful in the sense that I've got someone like you who drives me on as well.
41:42Everyone I ever meet Charlotte loves her, myself included.
41:46I think I told her after about three days, I loved it.
41:49Come and give us this snog then.
41:51I just couldn't imagine anyone else by my side, you know, she really does complete me.
41:57Love you.
41:58I'm taking more.
42:02Ready for your bed now.
42:03Come on then.
42:11I can't believe what you've been through so much in such a short period of time.
42:16Yeah!
42:17Yeah!
42:18Just a couple of months ago, me and Jake were in such a dark place.
42:22You have to try and save our relationship.
42:24I've not flown over to save our relationship.
42:26And we have come through the other side.
42:31We've moved house.
42:34We've got a house in Spain.
42:38I have launched a book.
42:39My business is going in the right direction.
42:41Yay!
42:43But honestly, best of all is being a mum to my two beautiful girls.
42:49Everything right now is perfect.
42:51And I don't know where we're heading next.
42:53But honestly, I've got high hopes it's going to be amazing.
42:58Dad, I get close to her.
43:00My!
43:02My girls!
43:03My girls!
43:05My girls!
43:06My girls!
43:06My girls!
43:07My girls!
43:08My girls!
43:11My girls!
43:13My girls!
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43:14My girls!
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43:16My girls!
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43:19My girls!
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43:24My girls!
43:29My girls!
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