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00:09This programme contains highly offensive language
00:11and references to graphic sexual encounters.
00:18Pixie's four months old now, and honestly,
00:21going from one baby to two babies has been a proper rollercoaster.
00:26Oh, my God, yes!
00:27How's it been with Jake? Awful.
00:30We're arguing all the time.
00:32I can really feel a different sort of strain on me and Jake
00:36since Pixie came along.
00:38I've got to go to Australia, right?
00:40I think me and Jake need a bit of space.
00:44We are in Australia, and I honestly have to pinch myself.
00:49I absolutely love the fact we get to make, like,
00:52some lovely memories when we come on your work trips.
00:54It is good.
00:55It is so good being here.
00:57I feel like I've left all of my problems back home in the UK.
01:07Part of me thinks I've shocked Charlotte.
01:12And I don't know if she's happy or not that I've turned up.
01:14It does really get me down, right?
01:17Oh, don't cry, you.
01:19It's so hard to deal with things like that in my head.
01:21Don't cry, honestly, it's fine.
01:22I just feel overwhelmed.
01:24Like, I am at work as well, do you know what I mean?
01:26Like, I'm trying to balance two, not just one, but two TV shows.
01:31Oh, God.
01:35I can't believe that we're arguing again.
01:38Like, is there a future?
01:40I actually feel so nervous going into this meal with Jake.
01:44We've never had a rocky patch in our relationship.
01:46This seems something that we might not even come back from.
01:57You haven't smiled in a while.
02:08I'm off to make Jake for dinner and I'm really, really nervous.
02:13Our whole future and our family rests on how this conversation goes.
02:22Hello. Hello, Jay. How are you?
02:25I'm good.
02:26I really want to fix the broken parts of our relationship.
02:30However, I am extremely nervous and we don't fix it
02:34and we dig a deeper hole for ourselves.
02:37Oh, I've got you your favourite drink of all time.
02:40A nice, delicious ice-cold water.
02:43That's cute.
02:52Where shall we start?
02:55Well, I would like to start by saying sorry for walking off.
02:59It got a bit much for me.
03:03I think the best way to go about this is just be the bigger person,
03:09hold your hands up, say you're sorry.
03:11I don't want it to get any worse.
03:13I do want to fix it.
03:14I was gutted because I honestly would have left
03:16so that you could have a lovely day with the girls,
03:18cos you...
03:20I know, but from my point of view, I did want to be there,
03:22don't get me wrong, I really wanted to be there with the girls.
03:24But I just had some news.
03:32So, what I think I first need to explain to you is never in a million years
03:37would I want you to feel like you've flown to the other side of the world
03:41and you're just not, like, no-one's really excited.
03:45Like, I am so excited to see you and, like, I do want you here.
03:49But at the minute, I'm already feeling overwhelmed at working for Aussie Shaw,
03:54then looking after Alba and Pixie, also making sure my mum's OK.
03:58And then when you arrive, it's like, oh, OK, now I've got to save my relationship as well.
04:02It's like, that's a big, plateless thing.
04:04The thing is, if you'd have just been open and honest with me
04:06and said, listen, I'm overwhelmed with you being here,
04:09and I'd have gone, listen, I'm also here for the girls as well.
04:11I've not flown over to save our relationship.
04:13I've also come over to see my two little cherubs.
04:20If you'd have said, I can't do all this, I'd have been like,
04:22it's no problem, you go to work, you film this show,
04:24I'll happily go and take the girls out for the day,
04:26cos I've not really spent time with Pixie.
04:28No, but I should have just said that to you without worrying about your feelings,
04:32cos instead I was keeping that inside,
04:35and then it was making us probably come across really, like, zapped and, like...
04:38But listen, I understand.
04:40I should have flipped the coin and gone,
04:42well, what's the pros and what's the cons of coming in?
04:44I just thought, dead excited, I'll get there and, like, you know,
04:47do you know what I mean?
04:48I didn't really think, will it add any pressure?
04:51Like, could it make anything worse?
04:52I didn't think of them side of things.
04:54Now you can understand why maybe I was so overwhelmed.
04:59Absolutely. I get it, I understand it.
05:01Like, especially now that I've had time to think and digest the whole situation.
05:05Jake has been so emotionally aware and mature in this situation
05:10and he's finally realising why I have been acting the way I have
05:15and why I have been struggling.
05:18And this conversation has reminded us why we work so well in the first place.
05:23I love you, right? I love you from the bottom of my heart.
05:27You're an amazing father, you're an amazing fiancée, you're caring, you're kind,
05:32you're so thoughtful flying over to Australia.
05:34I don't ever want to lose you.
05:37There's a hue in the sky
05:40God, man.
05:43Having that argument at the Crocodile Park,
05:45it was the best thing that ever happened to us.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Let's just look at the future and all of the things we've got to be really grateful for.
05:55Fresh start, new beginnings.
05:58I love you.
05:59Love you.
05:59I want to be with you ever.
06:00And I cannot wait to marry you.
06:02I love you too.
06:03Cheers.
06:04Cheers, my love.
06:05And I can't wait to marry you.
06:06But that's far away.
06:08We'll have another baby before that.
06:11What?
06:24We both have to agree that it was a really sticky situation.
06:28Looking back at you now, probably shouldn't have come.
06:30What's done is done and we've moved forward.
06:33Absolutely.
06:33Here we are.
06:34In love.
06:37Mmm.
06:39What's that?
06:39Just some love glass.
06:41No one gets me the way that you do
06:43Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
06:45We got this, we got this
06:48Pixie, we're moving house today.
06:52I cannot believe the day is finally here
06:55where I leave this house for good.
06:58This has been my home for the last ten years.
07:06Realistically, I'm not going to wear them again.
07:09Why do I hold on to them?
07:10Right, what are they?
07:11Oh, I'm going to hold on to them.
07:12I've decided.
07:13Why?
07:14Because I think there could be a time.
07:17What the hell are they?
07:20Oh, hold on to them.
07:21You've not got a pair like that.
07:23I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a chaotic mess.
07:26Oh.
07:27Not another pair.
07:28I'd definitely hold on to that, honestly.
07:30Listen, this one's different.
07:31I'll hold on to them because the other two might go missing.
07:34When it comes to packing, Jake is a militant, organised perfectionist.
07:40Charlotte, you need to be more ruthless.
07:42No, no, I need these.
07:43If you'd have seen me, you'd have been like, ow.
07:45This one's got actually a tailored detail down the centre.
07:48Whoa, God.
07:49Like, we'd know the difference on a black pant.
07:52Yeah, Charlotte likes to keep hold of things.
07:56I'm not a hoarder.
07:57Yes, you are.
07:58What?
07:59Surely not another pair.
08:00The last three pairs I've showed you...
08:02Fucking hell.
08:03...are all different materials.
08:05But they're all the same black pant.
08:07One was a jogger, one was a tailored, this is a linen.
08:11I've not noticed the difference between one of them and no-one else would.
08:14To Jake's man-eye, it might look like they're all the same.
08:18But all of these trousers are for completely different occasions.
08:22One's for casual.
08:24One's for dressing up.
08:26One's for that time of the month when everything needs to be a bit more loosey-goosey.
08:30One's for when I'm feeling like a skinny queen.
08:33I'm keeping them all.
08:37MUSIC
08:43Have you found this move stressful, Jake?
08:46I have a little bit.
08:47I haven't.
08:47I've actually enjoyed it.
08:49I've found every stage exciting.
08:50I've never moved house before.
08:52This is my first ever time.
08:53We won't be doing it again.
08:55No, I will.
08:56The next time I move, I'll be into a care room.
08:58Listen, I've had some great times in this house,
09:00but I think what's really tarnished it is, like, the last six months,
09:04obviously with the break-in and what I went through mentally.
09:17Leaving this house is a massive weight off my shoulders.
09:21It's sort of closing the door on it and hopefully I can move on and be at one with myself
09:27and not go to bed at night panicking and worrying.
09:36I am so excited to make new memories in the new family house.
09:40I know. I'm so excited.
09:42I've actually never moved in with anyone.
09:45Like, every time I've had a house or an apartment, it's been mine.
09:49I know.
09:50Like, you're the same, obviously it's just yours.
09:52And this is ours now.
09:53So, like, we're officially moving in, like...
09:56Never.
09:57It's ours.
09:57I'm so excited. I just want to get there now.
09:59I do.
10:00Come on, then. Let's go.
10:01Right, come on.
10:01Bye, bedroom.
10:24We're in the new house and I am so excited about talking interior.
10:31I'm excited for this, you know.
10:32Right, hold on.
10:34This is big.
10:35This house is going to be like you've walked into a boutique hotel in Mykonos.
10:40There's a lot of money going into this room.
10:42There's a lot of time.
10:43There's a lot of me looking at fucking colour charts.
10:46This is gonna be amazing.
10:50Right, ready?
10:50One.
10:52Two.
10:52Two.
10:53Three.
10:54And open the door.
11:03Like...
11:05Can't even enjoy it!
11:07We've got to pick the carpet. You're alright.
11:10We do need to pick the carpet.
11:12Listen, we are still very far from the end goal of The Mykonos Boutique Hotel,
11:18But I have the vision so I can remain positive and know where we are gonna end up
11:50When do you think these noises will end I go to bed with that in my ears I wake up
11:55with it in me
11:56is probably never at this rate I will say this is a lot to take on as well as the
12:02fact I've got a
12:03book launch all of my stuff with pepper and the two kids it's just a lot
12:22my girl I know I'm sorry it was just too loud in there for you come on you can come
12:29to this bit
12:29it's quieter upstairs it's quieter things are getting a little bit intense at the house it is
12:36a building site it's starting to get a little bit dangerous and we do have two small children Joe
12:43will you be alright just not ping the nail gun for a couple of minutes just because we've got the
12:48baby coming up is that is that I get a shot to get a little shot it's only got that
12:52layers so we've
12:54made the decision to move out hopefully not for long now we're looking at hotels but in the meantime
13:00our best friends Adam and Jamie have offered us to go out to their villa in Spain and stay with
13:05them
13:07we're off to Spain see you later
13:28Jamie and Adam are my bestest friends and my closest friends they are the godparents to both Pixie and Alba
13:40so the last time you guys saw us would have been the Maldives for the gender reveal go
13:48it's going to be another little Alba how amazing though now we're lucky enough to be godparents to
13:55both Alba and Pixie yeah the best job in the world that one yeah definitely are you gonna go to
14:00bed and I'm gonna get some sun cream
14:02some sun cream okay sun cream oh oh oh oh we absolutely love being out here in Spain with the
14:10girls and of course Charlotte and Jake yeah it's been amazing but we've got a really big secret to tell
14:14them however we need to keep it to ourselves just for a little longer hi everyone again are you gonna
14:21go to sleep now yes oh are you this trip has been just what we all needed any chance we
14:28get to spend
14:28with Adam and Jamie especially if that means that Alba gets to be all over them for a full week
14:34we are
14:35gonna take it we also figured that while we were there we could check on the progress of our Spanish
14:40filler and hopefully get the paperwork done hopefully we'll have one home that's ready soon
14:56so we've come back from Spain which was really really good but our house still isn't ready so we've
15:02had to check into a local hotel and Jake's had to go back to work so it's just me and
15:07the girls when
15:08you're going back to the house I physically can't go back now because the whole staircase has been
15:14ripped out is there anything finished no I said we need to be back here in a week and a
15:20half and
15:21they said they're confident that the stairs will be back in and we'll be able to get in Charlotte
15:26thinks the work will be quite quick I don't think that at all because she's not in the house so
15:31nobody
15:32is looking after the whole organization so I think this will drag on and I think she'll be out of
15:37the
15:37house a lot longer than she thinks oh Albert really no don't do that because that's not good now
15:46it's unkind behavior no Albert Albert Albert is going through so many big changes having a new
15:55little sister who she's now having to share all the attention with is gonna be hard enough by itself
16:01let alone everything else that's going on in our lives is it me like am I giving them both enough
16:13attention it's just hard I feel like every mother must feel this way when they have a new child like
16:21these feelings of guilt for their first child it's just really hard to navigate
16:35honestly it has been a shit few days without Jake being here we are struggling not being in a routine
16:44struggling not being at home in our own beds huh shall we just go out yeah it's two it's a
16:54no go in there
16:55I'm just glad that my mom's here to look after pixie so I can get out with Lauren even if
17:01it is just in
17:02the restaurant downstairs to have some adult conversation what's happening in the new house
17:08the new house I don't know what I'm doing I think we're having a midlife crisis oh no why it's
17:16making
17:16us sad how like upside down everything is like that's killing us sounds so stupid look off I felt a
17:24bit
17:24upset there I don't know why but like Alba was going I don't like these pillows I'm a little girl
17:29I need my
17:30little pillows and it's because the hotel pillows are so high and then I was thinking she just she
17:36just wants I want to just like be in our own bed and have our own routine then I felt
17:40like such a
17:41fucking asshole I just needed to hurry up because it's it's just breaking me heart now like she's
17:47just she's must be so out of sorts yeah but you've got a bit like and but I'm losing me
17:52temper on her
17:52and it's killing us like she's out of sorts so then she's a she's attacking pixie but I think you
17:58lose your patience because you've got so much to do Charlotte's always been someone that does a
18:05million things at once I honestly don't know how she does it I don't know how she gets by I've
18:10never
18:10heard the words I'm overwhelmed come out of Charlotte's mouth I think Charlotte enjoys being overwhelmed
18:16I don't think it's hard you know oh and I think people just expect it to be like all sunshine
18:22and
18:23roses no it's just hard one day you won't need a parent it's hard you don't know like your mom
18:32still parents quite hot and you're 35 true honestly going from one to two children has been such a big
18:42change and I don't think the fact that we've literally been traveling the world living out of
18:48hotels has made it any easier or the fact that Jake hasn't been around for most of it I'm just
18:55hoping that at one point things are going to get easier other than the house being like a demolition
19:03site everything else is going really good the book I can't believe I'm sat with an author because
19:10you're a proper book reader so I like it's quite an easy read but good do you know that I've
19:16got a
19:17boot club but we've been told we've been talking about your book in the book really have yeah who's
19:23the boot club I've just got a little broadcast chat on Instagram you excited to go swimming even though
19:40we're moving out and everything's a bit chaotic I am so dead set on keeping Alba's routine okay you
19:52can only have a little one more because we don't have long we only got 15 minutes till we get
19:56swimming
19:57but if you want to rest your eyes you can okay my love she goes swimming once a week she
20:02goes to
20:02nursery three days a week and I don't want that to change too much because there's just so many big
20:07changes happening in Alba's life Alba absolutely loves swimming she loves a swimming teacher she
20:17loves being in the water she's just your typical water baby she's in her element I love my time where
20:35it's just me and Alba so much not just because I love getting these moments now that Pixie's come
20:40along but because I switch off from work from the renovation from any stress it just melts away
20:53Alba has grown up so fast honestly I can't talk about it because I'll cry I just wish she'd stop
21:02for just one year just
21:04don't get any bigger just stay that age I suppose you do stay that age for one year for five
21:11for five years just stay two because it's just so lovely I just always want to be that person who
21:21she always goes to
21:23and I suppose I still always go to my mom so hopefully she'll still go to me
21:39here we go there's our tea we haven't played golf thought you know I've had a full-on few days
21:49and I need to let off a little bit of steam
21:52like with our Reese coming over it'd be good just to go out play a bit of golf and have
21:58a bit of a laugh with him
21:59searching and looking but the only thing I find is my man saying he's coming up and he knows just
22:07where he been
22:12fucking hell
22:17very good tell you what golf is good for and I've not thought about much whilst I've been here go
22:23on mental health
22:25and honestly I've had so much fun on just on this little hole there already yeah like I mean like
22:29actually not thought about work
22:31thought about anything any stresses any struggles I don't know about you yeah but when I stress about one thing
22:38mmm like a switch for me to think about everything else yeah and then like when I go home such
22:43a watch what sort of you might nothing
22:45There is a big stigma in men, mental health opening up,
22:50and I'm probably not the best advert for it because I do keep a lot in.
22:56I do internally suffer, and that's my own fault because I know I should talk.
23:02I should really say this is up with me.
23:04You just need to speak for, and it's the stigma with men, isn't it?
23:07Like, we just don't speak.
23:09So Rhys has always been a good listener.
23:11He doesn't say too much, he just absorbs what you're saying
23:14and then delivers some goodness at the end.
23:18Make sure you're talking, and even if you need to ring me,
23:21just have a little natter, a problem shed, a problem half, do you know what I mean?
23:24And that's just... It's just a famous saying, isn't it?
23:27Is it? That's just the way to look at it.
23:28Like, you just feel a weight off your shoulders when you talk about it.
23:31It is hard to talk, and, you know, with me living in the North East,
23:36there's not many people I have around me on a day-to-day basis
23:39I can sort of open up to.
23:42I definitely should talk and open up more.
23:43I really should.
23:44This is to win this.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:50Yes!
23:51Oh, you did!
23:52Dickhead!
23:54Fuck off!
23:55We're not having that!
23:56I'll have two Heinekens, please, sir.
23:58No, it's one bae.
24:00Well done, dickhead.
24:01Thank you very much.
24:03The only sport you gave me out is that.
24:05I see the sun's shining bright.
24:08Ain't a cloud in the sky.
24:10Yeah, it's a good day.
24:12Oh, the calf's short.
24:14Real, real good day.
24:15Today is a really massive promotion day for my brand new fiction book.
24:21And this is the day that was always in the diary, so us not having a home to go to
24:25does not warrant the whole day having to change.
24:28I have always wanted to write a fiction book, but I never was going to do it until I got
24:34approached, and then I was like, OK, I'll definitely do it.
24:37I love being busy.
24:40I've basically done everything now apart from my own perfume.
24:44I'll do that when I get married, because I'd like to create a scent that I'll wear on my wedding
24:49day.
24:51Another goal is to start in a film.
24:54Got to tell Shane, my agent, hold on, because Shane, my agent in Australia, got Ricky on that fucking film.
25:01Shane, you know how you got Ricky on that film in Australia?
25:05Why can't I be in a film?
25:07I've got no idea what's planned for today.
25:10I just know that we've got a good team, so it's going to be, and it's going to look amazing.
25:23Before I head to the studio, I'm going to swing by and check in on my mum and let her
25:27have a little look at the next bestseller.
25:31Mum?
25:32Hi, Charles.
25:33You know, I've got a copy of the book here.
25:35Is that dedicated to me?
25:37No.
25:38It's actually dedicated to myself.
25:41Oh.
25:41I thought you might want a raid of it.
25:43Really?
25:44Yeah.
25:46I could do that.
25:48What's this page?
25:50Just this tiny bit?
25:51Yeah.
25:52His fingers are in my pants and they're doing something unidentifiable, but delicious.
26:00I find I'm panting once it...
26:03What is it, a porno?
26:05What the fuck is it?
26:07I'm not reading any more of this, Charlotte.
26:10I thought you'd wrote a nice book.
26:11This is awful, Liz.
26:16It's just, you should have Charlotte Crosby porno.
26:19Awful.
26:20Is it all like that?
26:22No, there's some nice bits.
26:24Is there?
26:24I'm being a bit misled to what kind of book it was, really, because I thought it was sort
26:29of like a nice fiction story.
26:31I mean, I just don't know if that book's for me, if I'm honest.
26:33Gary certainly would not be reading that book, he'd probably hit her over the head with
26:37it.
26:38But this book's based on you.
26:40It's better not be.
26:41It is.
26:42Better not be.
26:43It's based on your younger years.
26:45Don't be so stupid.
26:46You don't even know about half of my younger years.
26:49Obviously, when I did this book, the target audience wasn't me, ma'am.
26:53It was like girls who like to get a bit saucy with books.
26:58My ma'am is nearly a pensioner who I don't want to get saucy with anything.
27:03So, please, no-one sell her a copy of this book.
27:07I've apparently got babysitting duties booked in.
27:10When?
27:11For the book tour.
27:12Yeah, you do have to babysit then, actually, because I can't take the girls.
27:16Not with Alba, with all that playing-up-ness.
27:19Oh, she's still playing up, I mean.
27:20It's just a terrible tooth, ma'am, honest.
27:23I'm still traumatised if I've ripped my hair out.
27:26Alba's nothing like Charlotte, because Charlotte just used to sleep all the time.
27:30Alba's just ripping round, just destroying.
27:33Very active.
27:34Very active.
27:35I think Alba's a bit more intelligent, if I'm honest.
27:38I think Alba's nearly as intelligent as Charlotte is now.
27:41Yeah.
27:43But, listen, don't you stress that you've been stressed enough.
27:47Oh, I'm just sick, I'm tired.
27:49Just like you, I want to be in me house and I want to stop.
27:52Like, just come to work, do your job.
27:53Why did we both decide to renovate houses at the same time?
27:57Well, you're not physically doing yours, I am.
27:59And all I seem to do is go to work, go to bed and go to the house.
28:02I'm sick of it, I just want to go to work, go home and enjoy.
28:05You're not really living your life.
28:06I'm not living no fucking life.
28:08I think we're both a bit all over at the minute, aren't we?
28:22Oh, this looks like a sex dungeon.
28:25That looks gorgeous.
28:27Right, OK.
28:29Just see what I look like on the screen.
28:31It's all going on today.
28:33We've got the publishers here all the way from London.
28:35We've got Angus, my amazing videographer.
28:38We've got Becky and this is the first day I can fully focus on the book.
28:42I'm actually really excited.
28:44Oh, Albert just said a voice and a good look with your book.
28:47Mama, listen.
28:47Good look with your book, ma'am!
28:51OK, I'm rolling up.
28:53Hi, everyone.
28:55I'm Charlotte Crosby and today is a special day.
28:58You lot are very, very lucky because I'm about to read you
29:03a very saucy part of my book.
29:08The thing is, I've done out loud reading obviously at school.
29:12Like, very tame books.
29:14It's my first time reading out loud pure erotica.
29:18So, bear with me.
29:20I might go a little red.
29:22My book, it's like a romantic, spicy,
29:26that's what they call these books with lots of sex scenes in.
29:29Like, really funny, light-hearted fiction book.
29:36Like, about a group of people in their 20s
29:40who've been on a reality show.
29:43And it's like everything what happens behind the scenes.
29:47I laugh louder than I usually would, seeing his erection growing.
29:55Oh!
29:57I can't do it!
30:00Right, OK, hold on. I'm doing it again, I'm doing it again.
30:02Right.
30:08I laugh louder than I usually would, seeing his erection growing.
30:13You think that's going to impress me?
30:15I've had so much bigger...
30:21This laugh is a nervous laugh.
30:23This is a laugh where I'm like,
30:25I feel really embarrassed, I'm going really red.
30:28How do I distract from the fact I feel like
30:30I want the ground to swallow me up?
30:33Don't think I can.
30:35It's so hard to read out a sex scene.
30:38How is it this hard?
30:39Why am I embarrassed? I'm from Geordie Shaw!
30:44Right, OK.
30:45Like, it's an intimate thing,
30:46like, you don't talk about them things out loud.
30:48Listen, in Geordie Shaw, I used to.
30:50But not now.
30:52It's... I'm on edge.
30:54Like, when I'm reading the sex scenes,
30:56it feels like I'm reading it to my mum and dad.
31:00And it's really... It's got us really hot,
31:02and I'm dripping wet.
31:03I've had to come get some fresh air.
31:04I think I'll not read a sex scene next.
31:07It's too hard, that one.
31:07Mum, the boot knee slipped out my hand.
31:09I was... that's sweaty.
31:11That was good.
31:12Really good.
31:13Nice.
31:24Where are you sitting?
31:25It's not fair.
31:27Oh!
31:28Ah!
31:29Come in!
31:31Hello!
31:32Hello!
31:34We invited Jamie and Adam to come over to see the house.
31:37But there's actually no house for them to see.
31:40So they're just going to have to come to the hotel instead.
31:42Hi!
31:44Hello, Albert, hello!
31:45Hi!
31:45So lovely to see you!
31:46Hi!
31:47Do you want to know what I'm going to do?
31:48Throw you on a bed!
31:49Ah!
31:52Is that funny?
31:53Hi, guys.
31:54Hi, how are we?
31:55I'm good, how are you?
31:55Don't get up for anything, you know?
31:57So what's going on?
31:57This is hectic as hell.
31:59Yeah, what's new?
31:59Yeah, welcome to our new life.
32:01We were meant to come to the house today.
32:02Yeah, we decided to move in, to move out, to never move back in again.
32:05Thanks, Charlotte, for ripping a perfectly good house apart.
32:07This is absolutely chaos.
32:09Very typical Charlotte, but we have to come, we have to do this today
32:11because we've got something really amazing to tell them.
32:14It just feels so special.
32:15I know how much they've wanted this for us,
32:17and also the fact that we're godfathers to Albert and Pixie.
32:20This is just going to be such an emotional, special moment.
32:24We thought we'd meet in the other house today,
32:25so we bought a little housewarming gift for you.
32:28A lot of thought has gone into it, so you have to concentrate.
32:30Where is it?
32:31OK.
32:32It's over there, I'll get it for you.
32:33It's only a little something, so, like...
32:35I think you'll think it's funny.
32:36A lot of thought has gone into it.
32:37Yes.
32:38I'm excited.
32:39Yes.
32:40That shit's awful.
32:41This is your present.
32:42Oh, when your mummy comes.
32:44Careful, it's a bit fragile in there.
32:46It's quite fragile, you've got to be careful.
32:47Really?
32:49Well, can you hurry up and open it, please?
32:51Yes, yes, yes.
33:00We're having a baby.
33:03Are you joking me?
33:08So, we've been in the process for nearly five years
33:11for having a baby, and Charlotte has probably known for three.
33:14Yeah.
33:15So, we've kind of not really been updating on anything.
33:18It's been really difficult to keep it as a surprise from her
33:20because she's been asking us questions during the process.
33:25I have dreamt of this day.
33:27Like, Jamie and Adam are my best friends,
33:30and when I got pregnant and I had Alba...
33:35I don't know, you just feel like there's this, like,
33:37there is a certain shift.
33:39Like my chopped liver.
33:42You feel like you're on a different path to friends
33:45who don't have kids.
33:47And I knew how much that Adam and Jamie, like, long to have children
33:52and how their journey hasn't been straightforward.
33:56And I just can't tell you...
33:58Like, I've dreamt for the last three years
34:01of when they're going to tell us that this is happening.
34:06Oh, my God!
34:07So, we're basically 13 weeks.
34:09January!
34:10Yeah.
34:11What day?
34:11The 11th January.
34:13Oh!
34:14God, are you joking?
34:16I can't believe that our babies are going to grow up together.
34:21And, literally, their baby is going to be only one year difference
34:25from Pixie.
34:26Like, they're going to be so close.
34:28She's amazing, isn't it, Alba?
34:30What?
34:30Can you say congratulations?
34:32What?
34:33They're going to have a baby!
34:35So...
34:35Oh, you...
34:36We're there.
34:37So I don't understand.
34:39I've just wanted this so much.
34:41Like, being a mum is, like, my whole personality now.
34:47And sometimes I feel like no-one can get that,
34:50and now we're just all going to get that together.
34:53So you knew the whole time we were in Spain?
34:55Yeah.
34:56Yeah.
34:56We, um...
34:58Yeah, went for the scan at nine weeks, yeah.
35:00So you went for the scan at nine weeks?
35:01I can't believe you.
35:02But we've known since day dot, because they have to put the embryo in.
35:05So will you have to go over to America?
35:07Yeah.
35:07Yeah.
35:08That's the only trip we've seen.
35:10Oh!
35:10This is such special news, guys.
35:12Well, because we've been trying for five years as well.
35:14Five years.
35:14It's been a long time.
35:16We're both super excited for Charlotte and Jake
35:18to be a huge part of our future child's life.
35:20We're just incredible friends, like, more like family,
35:22so we can't wait for us all to be able to go on a holiday
35:24and make amazing memories together.
35:26Right, guys.
35:27Honestly, I don't mean to be rude.
35:30Right.
35:30I think you all need to go now, because it's time that we did some celebrating.
35:34Get the champagne out!
35:35Say bye to everyone, Alba!
35:38Bye!
35:39Say night-night!
35:40Night-night!
35:48Night-night!
35:50After the most amazing night and the most amazing news,
35:53we've been brought straight back down to earth by being kicked out of the hotel
35:56because it's fully booked,
35:58still not being able to return home
36:00and now having nowhere to stay
36:02because apparently every single hotel in the North East is fully booked
36:06tonight, tomorrow night and the night after.
36:10Well, what do you suggest?
36:11We can't go to the house.
36:12They keep promising it's going to be done.
36:14It's never done.
36:15It's getting worse.
36:17It's not getting better, the house.
36:18The living room's currently got loads of tools in it.
36:21I'm meant to be going back there on Thursday.
36:23Monday, whatever.
36:29Erm...
36:29I wish we never decided to get all this work done.
36:32It was the worst decision you could have made with two kids.
36:34It's not, because when it's done, it's going to be so worth it.
36:38Right, OK.
36:38And the things that are worth...
36:41Oh, my God, it's a group hug! Oh, my God!
36:44I'm not even going to carry on that sentence, I can't even be honest.
36:46I'm not being funny, right, but my mum saying that
36:49this is the biggest mistake I've ever made means nothing to us
36:53because I still remember the day that my mum said to me
36:57when I told her I was going on Geordie Shore,
37:00this is the biggest mistake you'll ever make,
37:02and who the fuck was wrong there then?
37:05Her.
37:06So, my mum knows nothing about mistakes.
37:08Actually, my mistakes are my biggest triumph,
37:11so let's just not focus on that.
37:13Let's find somewhere to stay.
37:14Do you know you've got the Crowne Plaza, Newcastle?
37:17That's the one I say.
37:18One of the main problems we're having at the minute is
37:20if we haven't got proper facilities to wash our Pixies bottles...
37:25I'd do any clothes washing.
37:27We should have a proper sink.
37:27But I've literally been...
37:28Or even, like, a washing machine to wash our clothes.
37:31Oh.
37:31I've been walking around these shorts for three days.
37:35Yeah, so I get what you're saying, but you're going to have to...
37:38And I know it's crap.
37:39That one would have been perfect.
37:41You know that's only £200 a night.
37:43Oh, that one.
37:44Surely they'd let us stay until 12.
37:45Well, they've got a book in.
37:47No, because it's a...
37:48You have to check out on the 11th.
37:50Charlotte, you don't want to be going somewhere to go back out again a day.
37:53You're causing yourself more fucking stress.
37:55Unless...
37:56Unless...
37:58Unless...
37:59Right?
38:00No, this is a good one.
38:01Unless, ma'am,
38:03we relieve you of your babysitting duties next week.
38:06Can you do three days with these at yours?
38:09Oh, but so then I'm having them kids Friday Saturday.
38:11She didn't nursery on Friday, though.
38:13It's not magic.
38:14I've got no way to sleep.
38:15She has to sleep on a campus.
38:15I'm sleeping on the set here.
38:17We'll get you hotel for the night.
38:18No, I can't leave, Gaby.
38:20Can't leave them with my dad.
38:21Can't leave Gary?
38:21Can't leave.
38:22I'll just take one with you and one...
38:24No, I can't do that.
38:26That would save us money and stress.
38:28I know, Charlotte.
38:29It's a lot, that three nights with your kids in a tiny house.
38:32Well, she's in there for one of those.
38:33And it's not like...
38:35And then not the week after, but the week after I've got them,
38:38then the week after I've got them, it's a lot.
38:41What if Natalie flies?
38:41The thing is, we can't get a hotel, that's the problem.
38:42But you can.
38:43I've just given you a couple.
38:44One, you're just being too fucking fussy.
38:46I want to go to the house,
38:48cos the more I'm there, the more I can do.
38:50If I have the children, I can't go to the house.
38:53And I've had them for a few weekends.
38:55So then, I'm tired of having the kids,
38:57and then I don't want to go to the house because I'm too tired.
39:00So it's a bit of a vicious circle at the minute,
39:02and I am shattered.
39:03I am absolutely shattered.
39:05I just think it's too much.
39:06You just have to find a hotel.
39:08I know that I'm asking a lot,
39:10but I honestly don't know how I'm going to manage this situation,
39:13and we can't find anything for tonight or tomorrow.
39:16I'm not happy.
39:18She doesn't want to have you, Albert.
39:20I'll have you when I'm in my house,
39:22and I've got a home, and I'm settled.
39:24So I would not...
39:25Wait for me when?
39:26I'll be telling her.
39:27You could deserve me.
39:29Not at this rate, Jake sees every weekend.
39:31I've got these.
39:32Wait, what's our other date?
39:33I don't know.
39:34No, I don't.
39:35There'll be no more dates, sorry.
39:36What about if I have work?
39:37Jake left after...
39:38What if I've got work?
39:39Well, I don't know.
39:41I honestly don't think my mum realises just how much I've got on my plate.
39:47I've got two children, two very young children.
39:51I don't have a house at the minute.
39:53I'm currently renovating the house.
39:55I run about four different businesses,
39:57as well as doing all of my other work.
39:59Like, I'm juggling so much, I'm so stressed,
40:03and I get that she's stressed too,
40:04cos she's also renovating the house.
40:07But I don't think that...
40:09I've been able to lean on her as much as I normally would.
40:14Honestly, Charlotte, I work here Monday to Friday,
40:17I go to the house.
40:18I can't even get there to paint, to do anything.
40:21I can't do any of it.
40:22I'll pay for a painting for you.
40:29Let's put the cameras down, cos.
40:35As soon as Philemon ended,
40:36I mean, Charlotte had an almighty argument about having the kids.
40:40I'd just lost it.
40:41At the time I was feeding the baby,
40:44I could have got the bottle and tossed it off her head.
40:46I was just...
40:47..just tired and, again, arguing about having kids.
40:52We're both stressed.
40:53We're both renovating houses.
40:55She's staying somewhere really, really small at the minute
40:58and has been for the last year.
40:59And even before that, she was staying in my house.
41:02So I don't feel like I've had much help from her
41:05with the girls in about two years.
41:08We've not had one like that for ages.
41:09And I just feel really awful.
41:12I just feel like I didn't handle that very well at all.
41:16Cos Charlotte's always right in Charlotte's eyes.
41:27We're now in a service station car park.
41:31We are still ringing around hotels.
41:33It is now 7pm.
41:36Thank God for these light nights.
41:39I want to get out.
41:41I know, Baba.
41:42No, no, we're just...
41:43We're just a family stranded with nowhere to go.
41:45We've got no home to live in.
41:48We're currently renovating our house
41:49and we just need somewhere to stay just for one night.
41:52We're just so desperate.
41:54Please, please, please.
41:57We still have nowhere to stay.
41:59We've been back up to the house to collect some more things.
42:02There's no hotels.
42:05It's graduation week,
42:06so basically every hotel is completely booked.
42:11So...
42:12We're buggered.
42:19Welcome to the party, pal!
42:26Woo-hoo!
42:28She shouldn't be allowed out.
42:30Today, we are off to Manchester to start the book tour.
42:34Jake, I can't be bothered to do this the whole way.
42:37Just pack it in.
42:38Stop being a baby.
42:39Please welcome Charlotte Crosby.
42:40Charlotte Crosby!
42:42Woo!
42:43How do you think romance is experiencing such popularity at the moment?
42:46Everyone's horny.
42:47It is so good to finally get the keys.
42:51I actually can't believe it.
42:52Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
42:53I have been so looking forward to this moment.
42:59I'm nervous.
43:00All right.
43:01You were nervous?
43:03That's, like, unheard of from you.
43:05Well, I've got work.
43:06Well, just leave then.
43:07I mean, it's like I've been getting in trouble for going to work and having a job.
43:10I'm here!
43:11Honestly, I just feel so overwhelmed.
43:14I just feel like it's still an absolute bombsite.
43:17I'll think about having a living it.
43:19I've got a tiny baby.
43:21I've got a two-year-old.
43:23I've got builders in my house every day.
43:24I've got work coming out of my ears.
43:27It is so hard.
43:41So, stay Titled and I'll meet you after the episode,
43:42I got three people off as heart but also we have three children off as part of yourision
43:49You've got someator.
43:49You're a wobbly.
43:49You're a servant everybody.
43:49He's a man.
43:50He's a wife.
43:50He's a mashing.
43:52You're a fisherman.
43:53Thought overlook?
44:00you
44:33you
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