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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the Bunga competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas
00:09Are you kidding me? So then why didn't they fly us out?
00:12But they did man like first class too. So then what are we doing sitting in a car at the
00:16board?
00:17We're pocketing the money bro. Just chill
00:20All right
00:22Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true
00:31Okay, ow, fuck. Put your foot on my face. Oh fuck. I forgot my driver's license
00:37Are you kidding me? Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so confusing
00:42You're gonna make me talk to the boarder guy? Really? Just come back
00:46Okay, switch back. Let's go
00:48Ow, I just put in my mouth
00:54Man, you guys are tripping man. Just say you're going to your cousin's engagement. Bro, I use this excuse all
00:59the time
01:00Oh, we should say we're shopping at the Buffalo Outlets
01:03Bro, what is this? 2006? Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this, all right?
01:12Hi, good evening. So, um, uh, afternoon passports
01:23Citizenships? Canadian
01:26All of you? Yep
01:28What's the nature of your business? We're going to visit my dance cousin. I'm, uh, dancing to go visit my
01:34cousin
01:35We're on a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit
01:41He's getting engaged
01:44I'm not getting paid
01:46Mm-hmm
01:47Nice
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there
01:50What do you do for a living?
01:52You know, uh, it's online stuff
01:55Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:01No
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What?
02:05No
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah, I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives
02:12Okay
02:13I'm going to need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection
02:16What?
02:17Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why
02:20Pull over now
02:21Get inside
02:25It's not about the fucking attitude, bro
02:27You're not supposed to be a prick
02:29We don't have any rights here, man
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir
02:32We're going to be here all day now
02:33Fuck
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy
02:48And then I tried picking her up and I couldn't
02:51She grew that much overnight
02:52Close my fucking mind
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones
02:57Anyways, how are things at home?
03:00Yeah, you know
03:02Dad's away, so
03:03Still me doing everything
03:04What about your new girl?
03:06Uh, she got messy
03:08So I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you
03:15Oh, shit
03:15I totally forgot I have therapy in 10
03:17I gotta go, sonny
03:18Hey, yo
03:19You can use one of my spare offices
03:21I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit
03:23Because these guys watch
03:24Cracked out DC Reels all day
03:25But it should hold
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah
03:28It's right there
03:29Okay, thanks
03:30I'll be quick
03:31Yeah, no problem
03:36Shinda
03:37Yo, Shinda
03:38Yeah, buddy
03:39Bro, come on
03:41I'm back to work
03:42I'll read check, buddy
03:43It's very funny, man
03:45No time for me
03:46Load it in the fucking truck
03:48Go
03:49Just a little back problems
03:53A little break
03:55Okay
03:56I'm going to break you
03:57You're going to drive the truck
03:58You're going to drive
03:59Yeah
04:08Okay
04:10You're good to go
04:16I guess we're good to fucking go, man
04:17Let's grab the seats and let's roll out
04:19Go where, bro?
04:19The engine's literally on the ground
04:21Does any of you know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all-wheel drive?
04:25Yeah
04:26No, I don't know how
04:27Fuck!
04:28We're going to be late as fuck, man
04:29Like, fuck!
04:30I told you we should have flown, man
04:32Fuck!
04:34Okay, you know what?
04:36I know who to call
04:49Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:52Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend
04:55This is all that's left
05:04Yes, babe
05:06I told you I was going away this weekend
05:08Right before we left
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get Mom to watch him
05:15Holy fuck!
05:16Relax!
05:17You always do this shit
05:19Fuck, man
05:20Hey
05:23You got a lot of anger in here
05:25I can hold space if you want
05:26This book says that feelings need to be birthed
05:29And pushed out of your emotional cervix
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32All right, good news
05:33It's got off the phone, sonny
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border
05:35And you can just hit your ride with him
05:37Nice
05:37Yeah
05:38Probably take the car, too, so
05:39Sick
05:40You guys are all good to have
05:42No way, man
05:43Bye-bye-bye, buddy
05:46Everything looks good
05:47You guys, I got to go
05:48Here we go
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care
05:52Nice car, by the way
05:54Fucking white people
05:57So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know, I just, I don't
06:03I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Amir
06:05It was nice to be taken care of
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else
06:10Especially at home
06:11I take care of my mom, my younger sisters
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up
06:15So I didn't really have a choice
06:17Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking
06:23True
06:24But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him
06:27That's just not me
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess
06:38Tell me, Chippy
06:39Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:43Look, whomever you choose to date
06:45It seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you attract these dynamics
06:51What do you mean?
06:53Well, it just means being accountable for your patterns
06:56My, me, I'm the victim
06:59He's the one who needs to be held accountable
07:00Him and all the other men
07:02Right the fucking end
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy
07:09Don't you a lot of fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:14Sorry, ma'am
07:14Sorry
07:16Fuck's sake
07:22What were you saying again?
07:23You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit
07:28And talk about the anger
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns
07:34You can get a gun and a burger
07:36Oh, oh, my gosh
07:37I think this is our truck
07:43Oh, shit
07:44Come on in, bro
07:46What's up?
07:47Oh, this is my cousin, just meet
07:50And this is his, um
07:52This is his Navi
07:54Come on, come on
07:55Come on, come on
07:58Bro, thank you so much for picking us up
08:00Of course, of course, of course
08:02All you Canadian ones
08:04Say bro a lot
08:04Yo bro, toilet bro, hemorrhoids bro, this thing bro
08:10Alright, we're basically just saying paaji
08:12If you think about it, our bro to paaji ratio
08:15Is the exact same
08:16Paaji this, paaji that, paaji oh, chanka paaji eh, chanka paaji
08:20Paaji bro, bro, paaji
08:21Paaji bro, bro, paaji
08:22There's literally no difference, man
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word
08:29So you nervous to host it?
08:31Uh, not really, man
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork
08:37Too many
08:37At this point
08:39Come on, bro
08:40A gig's a gig, you know that, man
08:42Oh, I'm sure he'll be great paaji
08:44Thanks, man
08:45So how long you been driving truck for Sonny?
08:48Uh, just under a year
08:50Does he like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:54Uh, tires, you know
08:56Usually, probably
08:57You know, I had to help pay tons of debt
08:59And some medical bills back home
09:02And this has been keeping me steady
09:05That's good, man
09:05As long as it's honest work, man
09:07You never know what that guy is
09:08Oh, nothing like that, paaji
09:11I'm just grateful to Sonny, paaji
09:13He's been keeping me employed
09:15As I look for a job in my field
09:16Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home
09:23So looking for a job in my field
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:26In his field
09:27In his field
09:28Well, you have to go back there
09:30To work in your field
09:31Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No
09:34Man, bro
09:38Hey, yo, hello
09:39Hey, yo, thank you
09:41Thank you
09:41Hey, yo, posted on the block
09:43Hey, sir, how are you, sir?
10:05Hey, sir, how are you, sir?
10:06Hey, sir, how are you doing this job?
10:09Sorry, paaji
10:10I don't know my work for one or two days
10:12It's not good for me
10:14Hey, sir, how do you respect me?
10:16It's not that we don't respect you
10:18It's just that
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor
10:23Supervisor?
10:24What supervisor?
10:25Hey, sir, you didn't know me
10:25Sri Lankan girl
10:26You didn't know me
10:27You didn't know me
10:28You didn't know me
10:28You didn't know me
10:29You didn't know me
10:30You didn't know me
10:31And I don't know me
10:32I don't know me
10:36If they act an honor
10:37If we move forward with this
10:39Then ain't no back enough
10:49Hi, good evening
10:50Are we checking in?
10:51Yes, we are
10:51Great, what name is the reservation under?
10:54It should be under your name, mate
10:56You got this, right?
10:57I'm gonna go get some memoir
10:58Okay
10:59Hey, um, I saw on Yelp
11:01that you guys give a cookie
11:02when you check in
11:03Um, can I get that now?
11:05Yeah
11:06Yeah
11:07Cool
11:11Is that, is that gluten-free?
11:13Uh, yes, it is
11:15Okay, then I don't, I don't want it
11:17Oh
11:17Yeah
11:18Okay
11:19I'll be back
11:20Okay
11:22Yeah, sorry about that
11:23Um, it's okay
11:25Anyways, uh, the name should be under a first name, just me, the last name, Dutta
11:29Okay, uh, how do you spell?
11:30D-U-T-T-A
11:32Yay
11:33Uh, yeah, sorry, I'm not seeing anything under that name
11:36Could it, could it be under anything else?
11:38Um, just me, Swirled?
11:41Uh, yes, okay, we do have that
11:45Great
11:45Great
11:46Mr. Swirled
11:47Yeah
11:48Uh, just a government ID and credit card for incidentals
11:51Cool
11:54Thank you
11:55Okay
11:58Oh, oh yeah
12:00Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta
12:02Uh, yeah, the name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room
12:05We're looking for Mr. Swirled
12:08Yeah, that's just my stage name
12:10Okay
12:10But I would, I would still need an ID saying that, though, sir
12:14Yeah, but that's me, it's, I'm Mr. Swirled
12:17It's literally me on the flyer
12:24Oh, yeah, you look great on that
12:27But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID
12:31It's policy
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:37Sure
12:44Sorry
12:45I already bent the rules on the cookie
12:49Okay
12:49Yo, Nubby
12:51Yeah
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room under the wrong name
12:54Yeah, just check again, man
12:55I'm sure they have, man
12:56Bro
12:57Just do your job, please
13:00Always making me do shit, man
13:02Like
13:03Well, they don't do this
13:05Hello
13:10Hello
13:10Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down
13:13Hello
13:14I need one of you guys to come
13:16These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man
13:18They sound drunk
13:18They're partying or some shit
13:20Here, get to me
13:21Hello?
13:23Hey, uh, it's just me
13:26Uh, just me?
13:27The guy that's emceeing
13:28Your competition?
13:29Yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah
13:30Bro, you gotta, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now
13:32It's so late right now, bro
13:34Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now
13:36And you can't check in
13:37Because the name is
13:38Yo, oh shit, they're playing Roger Chacha
13:41He seriously booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:44Yeah
13:45Sorry
13:46But he can change his name, right?
13:48Legally
13:50Hello?
13:52Hello?
13:52Hello?
14:13Yo, handles
14:14What is it, Paul?
14:17Are you kidding me?
14:18Just me
14:19Holy shit
14:20Dude
14:22What are you doing here?
14:23I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days
14:24This is wild
14:25Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister
14:28She's competing
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you
14:31You've accomplished so much
14:33I've been watching you from a distance
14:34Like the little stalker that I am
14:36Really?
14:37Okay
14:37Um, full disclosure
14:40Your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time
14:43Wow
14:44Really embarrassed
14:45Yes
14:45I am also a stalker
14:47I know
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah
14:50Yeah, it's, uh, you know, just to make life easier
14:53And, uh, also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion
14:57Yo, just me
14:58Okay
14:59Yo
14:59Hi, I'll see you
15:01Yo, bro
15:01Okay
15:01Hey, yo, they've got no rooms available
15:03There's a motel, like, 30 minutes down the street
15:05We've got vacancies
15:08All right, let me call a number
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up and the organizers are all drunk, so
15:19Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash with my sister
15:22What? No
15:23No, no, no
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man
15:25No, trust me
15:26Just me
15:26She would probably want that anyways
15:28With how nervous she is
15:30Uh
15:33Okay
15:34Uh, yeah
15:35Yeah
15:36Yeah, that'd be awesome
15:37Thank you
15:37Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure
15:38I got you
15:39I'll just get my stuff out of there and you're good to go
15:41Thank you so much
15:42You're a lifestreamer
15:43Oh, my God
15:43It's nice seeing you
15:48Damn
15:49Gonna smash that happy chick away
15:53What?
15:54Manager's gotta eat too, bro
15:55Dude
15:57I kissed the hotel girl
15:58Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:01She tastes like hotel
16:02Okay, let's go
16:04Get your bags, man
16:05Let's go
16:05Hotel?
16:06What does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah
16:12And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office
16:16Sorry I was here all day
16:17I just
16:17I got so much work done
16:18Not just therapy
16:20Take it
16:21What?
16:22Take the space
16:23It's yours
16:24Whenever you need it
16:25Design work
16:27Therapy
16:28Sixteen chapel
16:29The ceiling
16:29I don't care
16:31Whatever
16:31Free of charge
16:33Sixteen chapel, Sonny
16:34What?
16:35And that's really nice
16:36But why?
16:37Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute
16:40Your presence, it's like, it's keeping my guys in line
16:44Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
16:46Oh, yeah
16:47You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies I used to get to buy me candy as
16:50a kid?
16:51That was cute
16:51Terrifying, but cute
16:52I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor
16:55And everything the light touches is yours
17:00Okay
17:01Sure
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17:13But if you add healing stones
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17:36Hi, Jasmid
17:36How are we doing?
17:38Feeling good?
17:38No, we're not happy
17:39Yeah, I'll take care of this, man
17:41What the fuck was up with last night?
17:43You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
17:46And you out getting fucking drunk?
17:48I'm sorry
17:49I did the parties where we were
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern
17:58I'm so sorry
17:59Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab
18:01And look at this green room
18:02It's not private
18:03And it's fucking bare, man!
18:05We have chips
18:06And, uh, water
18:07What is this, a grade 5 birthday party, bro?
18:09What more do you want, dude?
18:11Like, get us some fucking steak
18:12Some kebabs
18:13Some sushi
18:14Some bottles of fucking Ciroc
18:16Some crown
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time
18:18No, no, no
18:19You, you will
18:20Otherwise, we're not doing the show
18:22Just me, it's an icon, kid
18:25How's the fucking respect?
18:26Hey, I'll, I'll get right on it
18:28Yeah, that's right
18:30Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:33If it was all that necessary
18:35He was like some vagina college kid
18:36We can't keep lowering their standards, man
18:38They'll never respect you
18:40If you let them keep getting away with this
18:42I'm asking for Ciroc bottles
18:44In the middle of the day
18:46Yo, manager's gotta eat, too
18:48Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters
18:50You know what I mean?
18:52Damn
18:55All right, good luck, guys
19:02Bro, it's a full house
19:04There's gotta be, like, a hundred people out there
19:07This is a 1,400-seat theater, bro
19:10I don't have my glasses
19:11Okay
19:12Ladies and gentlemen
19:14Please welcome the massive internet sensation
19:17And one of the funniest voices of our generation
19:20The heartthrong himself
19:22Give it up for
19:25Dren
19:27Hey, y'all
19:28Congrats for 25 years
19:30Of the North American, South Asian, Salon competition
19:33I mean, that's unbelievably huge
19:35And I would have loved to be there in person
19:37To celebrate this milestone with you guys
19:39But your boy is guest-judging
19:41The masked singer this week
19:43I know
19:44And I'm still hosting popular competitions
19:46Just get out there and do your job, bro
19:49And just focus
19:50Love you all
19:51Make sure you kill it
19:52And you know what they say
19:53Brain means love
19:55Brain out
19:58All right
19:59Now give it up for our host of the night
20:02Jazby Dutta
20:04All right
20:06Yes
20:06Give it up for me
20:08That idiot that came out way too early
20:10Oh my God
20:12The way less successful internet guy
20:14That's not as hot as him
20:17I'm here with you tonight
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:21I'm excited
20:24Oh man
20:25I just ran into one of the Punga teams backstage
20:28We gotta talk about your names
20:30First of all, they're way too long
20:31Okay, the team I ran backstage
20:33Soni, Gabru, Mitre, Punjab, De, Nacha, De, Hass, De, Tapu, De, Jawani, Shera, De
20:39Toronto Division
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay?
20:42You don't have to put some gold stuffy dictionary into your days
20:45You don't need to do that
20:46You alright, man?
20:47You seem stressed
20:49Son, Janandes, bro
20:50I was always freaking tripping, man
20:52Oh
20:53Well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling
20:57I can tell that you're brushing me off
20:59Because you're avoiding your emotions
21:01But I'm here for you, man
21:04Bro, look
21:05Go and take some pictures, man
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone
21:10What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
21:11Just
21:11Bro, I gotta take this phone call, man
21:13Just
21:14God
21:15I got you
21:16Oh, man, yeah
21:19We got the music, man
21:20It's an interesting pocket, man
21:21Feels like we've just now entered our 2000s era
21:25We're still like 20, 25 years behind
21:27I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now
21:30They got one who wore track suits
21:32Jundie's walking around in a pink fur coat
21:35Like, bro, you're not camera
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing
21:41Is John Rule
21:42The real John Rule
21:43Not Dr. Seuss's bootleg John Rule
21:44I hope he's doing well wherever he is
21:46But the real John Rule
21:47Hopping on a track
21:48And just being like
21:49New Yorker don't care
21:50Murder
21:51That's the only thing
21:53But we're gonna have fun
21:55Regardless
21:55So let's give it up
21:57For our first heat
21:57I'm not saying your name
21:59We're gonna talk about this
22:00Put your hands together
22:01Let's do it
22:03Let's do it
22:04Let's do it
22:04Let's do it
22:04Let's do it
22:08Let's do it
22:09Let's do it
22:21Killed it
22:22This guy who's on his phone
22:23He must be using so much data
22:26He's using my hotspot
22:45Shout out to my boy Jesse for killing it tonight
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls
22:52I fucking love fun
22:54You're not competition
22:56Shots, baby
23:01Yeah, shots
23:03Yo, can you tell your manager
23:05To be careful
23:06The positive in this room
23:07Is really steep
23:09Shots
23:14Shit, yo, it's my boy
23:15Hey, everybody
23:16Shut the fuck up
23:19Hey, babe
23:21Yeah
23:22No, I'm just
23:23I'm here with the boys
23:24We're just
23:25We're just about to go to sleep
23:27Yo, there's no one in the room
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up
23:32Yo, man
23:33Yeah
23:35No, I didn't put it on mute
23:36What are you talking about?
23:39Hey, let me
23:40Let me go to a better area, okay?
23:41Yo, man
23:42Take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah
23:45Yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously
23:52It's tripping
23:54All right
23:55I'm gonna take care of the girls
23:56Okay
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh
24:00Hi
24:00Do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting
24:08Aggressive
24:09Or inappropriate
24:10I'm here
24:12Yo, how'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot
24:16At these things
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away from his wife
24:20For the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places
24:23You know?
24:25Sometimes
24:26You might find a creative spark
24:28In the random spots
24:29Yeah
24:30I guess you're right
24:31Oh, dude
24:32Guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:34My first kiss
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single
24:41So what are you doing?
24:41Still talking to me, loser?
24:42Go, find out
24:43All right
24:44I'm gonna get out of this black house after the party
24:45I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace
24:49Okay
24:49Bye
24:52Shit
24:53I might just have to make official uniform for my guys
24:56These designs are sick
24:57Yeah?
24:57Yeah
24:58Thanks, honey
24:58Okay, well look
24:59I'll send you an invoice to get the work started
25:01Yo
25:01I give this girl a free office
25:03And somehow I'm getting charged
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore
25:35She probably doesn't even love me
25:38We were never fucking compatible
25:40I am so proud of you for opening up to me
25:44We stayed together because of the kids
25:46That's the way I was raised
25:48We don't do a divorce, you feel me?
25:51But I feel so trapped, man
25:53So alone
25:56This is a huge first step
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name
26:04Fuck
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man
26:07Like, thank you, bro
26:09Here
26:12One sec, one sec, man
26:13Hey, get the fuck out
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man
26:21Hey
26:22I love you
26:25Don't say that, man
26:27Like, I barely know you
26:40Wow
26:41Look who it is
26:42Hiding out from your rabbit pen?
26:45Uh, I'm just taking a little break
26:47Enjoying the view
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good
26:52It was good
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh
26:55Oh, my God
26:56I didn't know you were going to torture me
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure
27:04I feel like you have
27:06Funnier stuff you could be doing
27:09Wow
27:10Yeah, no, you're right
27:11But
27:12This just isn't the right crowd
27:14Okay
27:14Well, when you find the right crowd
27:16Let me know
27:17I'll come watch
27:19You're going to come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah
27:22Really?
27:22Yeah
27:23You know, Toronto's actually next on my list
27:27Okay
27:28Well
27:29If you
27:30Ever need a place to crash
27:32I can return the favor
27:34Oh, okay
27:35Well, I might actually take you up on that
27:38Okay
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh
27:44Snuck out to watch the stars that night
27:47Oh, my God
27:48Wow
27:48That was crazy
27:51Yeah
27:52You know
27:54That was actually my first kiss
27:57Mine, too
27:58Really?
27:59Yeah
28:01Hmm
28:03Also, I
28:04Totally didn't apologize for how much spit
28:06And the slobber
28:07And the shrewl I got all over your face
28:09So
28:09I was new at it, actually
28:11All good
28:12And I'm way better now
28:14Oh
28:14Yeah
28:15Well, I'll be the judge of that
28:18Yeah
28:34Mm-hmm
28:36Well?
28:38Oh
28:40It's like, uh
28:41Ten percent less wet
28:44Okay
28:45That's an improvement
28:45Maybe if I keep practicing
28:47I'll, uh, I'll get there
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:49Yeah, practice makes perfect
28:51Oh
28:53Yeah
28:53It's the only way to perfection
28:54You're right
28:57Okay
28:58I'll be the judge of that
29:03Oh
29:06Whitman
29:06I'll be the judge of that
29:10Bigman
29:11Sang
29:13Some
29:14Third
29:14Six
29:15One
29:16Ng
29:18Bigman
29:22Sat
29:22Sat
29:22Sat
29:23Sat
29:24Sat
29:26Sat
29:26Sat
29:26Sat
29:27Sat
29:27Sat
29:33It
29:33I don't know.
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