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00:00Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
00:02You are not gonna believe this. That was Channel 9. They just offered me a job.
00:06They don't care about the stuff you said?
00:07I'm a loose can and that's what they love about me.
00:10Poverty is just a state of mind.
00:12No, it's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.
00:18Hola, Georgie.
00:19Eres el gringo que trató mal a mi nieto.
00:22How about when we disagree, I bring in Mr. McAllister to be the tiebreaker?
00:26Counteroffer.
00:27Go.
00:27When we need a tiebreaker, it's my abuela.
00:36Now, if you'll turn to the earnings report.
00:39Ain't it a little early for numbers?
00:40Hey, you agreed to a monthly partners meeting.
00:43I didn't agree. I got outvoted.
00:47Does she really got to be here?
00:49Let's put it to a vote.
00:51Yes, abuela?
00:52Si.
00:54Hmm. Another tough loss for you.
00:57Let's just move on.
01:00Yeah, he's always grumpy in the morning.
01:03I'm not.
01:06What?
01:06Well, only because it's 7 a.m.
01:09This was the only time abuela was available.
01:11She don't work.
01:12No, but she has water aerobics at 8, so let's keep this moving.
01:16What's next?
01:18You tell us your plan to get new clients.
01:20Who said I have a plan?
01:21It's on the agenda.
01:23You knew I wasn't going to read that when you gave it to me.
01:26Tal vez el no sabe leer.
01:28What'd she say?
01:29She's excited to hear your ideas.
01:32Fine.
01:32You want an idea?
01:33I joined the Medford Springs Country Club.
01:35Why?
01:36A lot of deals get made there.
01:38Good place to meet potential clients.
01:39You play golf?
01:41No, but I can learn.
01:42The ball's just sitting there waiting for you to hit it.
01:44How hard can it be?
01:46Let me get this straight.
01:48You want to use company money so you can hang out at a country club
01:51where I'll make more company money.
01:56Abuela?
01:57No.
01:59I can get you in any time you want to use the pool, the steam room, jacuzzi.
02:05Si.
02:06Tough loss for you.
02:38So, Mandy, you ready to get back to work?
02:41Definitely.
02:41I feel bad leaving Cece.
02:43Oh, don't worry.
02:44She and I are going to have so much fun she won't even know you're gone.
02:48Wow.
02:48You always know just the wrong thing to say.
02:51I can show her your picture and tell her this is the lady who picked work over you.
02:56Says the guy who never picked work over anything.
02:59What can I say?
03:00I put family first.
03:03Hey, y'all.
03:04Hey.
03:05What's with the golf clubs?
03:06My dad's old set.
03:07I'm going to learn how to play.
03:09Why?
03:09Rich guys play golf.
03:11I'm going to be a rich guy.
03:12Ergo, I better get to it.
03:15Ergo?
03:16It's a word.
03:17I know.
03:17I'm just surprised you know.
03:19You want to learn to play golf?
03:20I could teach you.
03:22You play?
03:23It's been a while, but yes.
03:25Careful.
03:25She's a tough teacher.
03:27You were a lousy student.
03:29Bend your knees, straighten your arm, loosen your grip, keep your head still, turn your hips,
03:32follow through, pick one for God's sake.
03:35If you focused more on your lessons instead of your outfits, you could have been great.
03:39Well, looking cute was important.
03:41I thought I was going to meet my future husband on the golf course.
03:44Instead, you met him at a laundromat.
03:46And I noticed her outfit.
03:54Down.
03:56Arms straight.
03:58Feet shorter with heart.
04:00Don't overthink it.
04:01First time anyone's ever said that to me.
04:04Give it a try.
04:09You're swinging with your arms.
04:11It's all about the hips.
04:12Here, watch mine.
04:13I'd rather not.
04:15What's your problem?
04:17You're my mother-in-law.
04:18I like to pretend you don't have hips.
04:21Don't be a baby.
04:23Watch.
04:29Dang!
04:30Did you see how I rotated my hips?
04:32The ones you don't have?
04:34Yes.
04:35Give it a shot.
04:46Nice!
04:47That felt better.
04:49You're a good teacher.
04:50Oh, thank you.
04:51You're a good student.
04:53Another thing no one's ever said.
04:57Georgie, you really think joining the country club's going to help build your business?
05:02I've been charming the socks off folks since kindergarten.
05:05Might as well aim my natural charisma at people with money.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:09Just swing.
05:13All right!
05:15There you go!
05:16I knew this was gonna be easy.
05:18You think so?
05:20Do it again.
05:22Okey-dokey.
05:31I don't see it.
05:32Look down.
05:34Found it.
05:36All right.
05:37This time, swing slow.
05:38Keep your head down, your left arm straight, and try not to sway.
05:45What's going on?
05:47I forgot everything after swing slow.
05:53I'm glad you had a good time.
05:55It was fun.
05:56I forgot how much I love the game.
05:59And Georgie actually took to it.
06:01Unlike his wife.
06:03Look at you.
06:04A 20-year-old grudge.
06:05It's impressive.
06:07I was thinking maybe we should join the country club.
06:11You're kidding, right?
06:12We're not country club people.
06:14I am.
06:16What does that mean?
06:17Don't make me hurt your feelings.
06:20Why would I join?
06:21I don't even golf.
06:22Well, you're not too old to learn.
06:25No, but I'm too old to want to learn.
06:28It's not just golf.
06:29There's a swimming pool, tennis.
06:31It's a good place to make new friends.
06:33I don't need new friends.
06:34I already got plenty.
06:35Name them.
06:38We're not joining the country club.
06:40Fine, I hear you.
06:43Good night.
06:44Good night.
06:49You're doing it anyway, aren't you?
06:51Then you say you're too old to learn.
06:55So what you think?
06:56Well, I do like the idea of saying the club.
07:01Where you going?
07:01The club.
07:02Where you eating?
07:03The club.
07:04What you having?
07:05Club sandwich.
07:06You know a sandwich is fancy when it's got a third piece of bread.
07:11So, how much does it cost to join?
07:13Don't matter.
07:13The whole thing's a tax write-off.
07:15And you know that for a fact?
07:17Well, I know I can write it off.
07:18If I get away with it, it's a different story.
07:22Well, it's probably good for my job, too, and for Cece.
07:24I could take her to the pool, teach her to swim.
07:27Mm-hmm.
07:29What?
07:30Just thinking my dad taught me to swim by throwing me in the deep end and saying,
07:34don't drown.
07:37Yeah, we're not doing that.
07:38Good, because I almost died.
07:44Morning.
07:45Morning, Mick.
08:07You look nice.
08:14I'm gonna go check out the country club.
08:16Happy?
08:19Don't worry. You don't have to come.
08:21We're gonna check it out, too.
08:23Oh, great. We can all go together.
08:26Happy?
08:31This is the dining room,
08:33open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
08:35Great.
08:36What's your policy on guests?
08:38You know, like business clients
08:39or grandmothers of coworkers?
08:43Guests are welcome
08:44as long as they're accompanied by a member.
08:46So, sign us up.
08:47Me as well.
08:49You two, I can take care of today, Miss McAllister.
08:51I'll need your husband to come down
08:52and fill out the paperwork.
08:54He's not interested. It'll just be me.
08:57Oh, I'm sorry.
08:59Membership is actually reserved for men.
09:01So, wait, I can't be a member?
09:03Well, as a spouse, you'd be an auxiliary member.
09:06Auxiliary?
09:08That's a good word, huh?
09:09Right up there with ergo.
09:11You're gonna let this yokel be a member
09:13and not me?
09:14Hey, I ain't no dying yokel.
09:17See?
09:19I'm sorry, man.
09:20Men only.
09:21It's club policy.
09:22That is outrageous.
09:24Amanda, let's go.
09:25Hold on.
09:26Do auxiliary members have access
09:28to the pool, the steam room, and the bar?
09:31And childcare.
09:32See ya.
09:33Sign us up.
09:44Since when do you watch wrestling?
09:46George, you got me into it.
09:47What?
09:48I've been trying to get you to watch football with me for years.
09:50Nobody hits anyone over the head
09:52with a chair and football.
09:54Well, who cares?
09:55It's fake.
09:55Must you suck the joy out of everything?
09:59It's not that big a deal.
10:01Of course it is.
10:02It is totally sexist.
10:04What's going on?
10:05The club won't let Mrs. McAllister join without you.
10:07Men only.
10:08Can you believe it?
10:09So Mandy can't join either?
10:11Oh, no.
10:12I'm in.
10:12My husband's a member.
10:13You are just loving this, aren't you?
10:16You called Georgie a yokel.
10:18Oh, please.
10:18It's one of the nicest things I've called him.
10:22You know what?
10:23If it's so important to you,
10:25I'll go down there and sign us up.
10:27Oh, my husband's gonna fix my problems.
10:31Thank God there's a man around
10:32to solve everything for poor little me.
10:37That was the idea.
10:47Really?
10:48You're this guy now?
10:49Shh.
10:50You don't talk when someone's putting.
10:51It's bad etiquette.
10:52Etiquette?
10:53I golf.
10:54Ergo, I say etiquette.
10:56Can you even name one famous golfer?
10:59Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
11:02Happy Gilmore.
11:04Oh, and the guy who invented lemonade and tea.
11:06Arnold Palmer.
11:08Yep.
11:08I was thinking Charlie Temple,
11:09but I knew that wasn't right.
11:12Hey.
11:13I didn't think you were working today.
11:15Uh, I needed to get her out of the house.
11:17She's still mad?
11:18That we live in a sexist society
11:20where men get everything?
11:21Nah, she's over it.
11:23You really need to belong to that stupid place.
11:25Heck, yeah.
11:26I went last night for a drink,
11:27ended up chatting with the guy
11:28who owns the Chevy dealership.
11:30Really?
11:31That could be huge for us.
11:33Still think I should quit?
11:35No, I guess it's a smart play.
11:37Ruben,
11:38se nos terminó el papel higiénico.
11:41Coming.
11:43Tell Mrs. McAllister I have a woman partner.
11:46She'll like that.
11:50Okay, Cece's down.
11:51I'm off to work.
11:52Oop, that feels good to say.
11:54Well, it is 1996
11:55when a woman can have it all.
11:58Except membership to a golf club.
12:01Hey, I'm just trying to be a supportive wife.
12:03Nope.
12:05Fine, you're right.
12:06It's incredibly unfair.
12:08So you'll quit?
12:09You know, I would,
12:11but it's good for Georgie's business.
12:13Cece can learn to swim.
12:15Plus they make incredible margaritas.
12:17You are such a hypocrite.
12:19Yeah, and that's what the margaritas are for.
12:22Oh, and by the way,
12:23you didn't care about women's rights
12:25until you didn't get what you wanted.
12:26That is not true.
12:28I was the first girl in my class
12:30to wear pants to high school.
12:32Oh, so brave.
12:34It was a big deal.
12:36I got sent home to change!
12:40As you can see,
12:41we're not quite as big as your last station,
12:43but we like to think of ourselves
12:45as the scrappy underdogs.
12:47Well, I'm scrappy.
12:48You want me to chase a tornado?
12:49I will chase a tornado.
12:51Short skirt, a lot of wind.
12:52That'll get us some ratings.
12:54As a woman,
12:54I would never ask you
12:56to exploit your sexuality.
12:58But if you wanted to,
12:59I'd be very okay with it.
13:02And just so you know,
13:03at Channel 7,
13:04I did do more than the weather.
13:05Sometimes I would go out in the field
13:07and do on-location reporting.
13:08Well, we're always open to pitches.
13:10Oh, okay.
13:11Well, since you asked,
13:12I do have a couple.
13:13Uh, let's see.
13:15The adoption fair at the Pound.
13:16People love cute animals.
13:18Oh, a little soft.
13:20Yeah, no problem.
13:20I can do hard-hitting.
13:22Um, mad cow disease.
13:23I don't fully know what it is,
13:25but I'm willing to eat a burger on air
13:26and find out.
13:28We're looking for a strong female angle.
13:30That's why we brought you in.
13:32Where's that loose cannon
13:33who said God was a woman?
13:35She is right here,
13:37and she will keep working on it.
13:45Actually, I did have one more idea.
13:48Hit me.
13:49Did you know that the country club
13:51in town is men only?
13:54Really?
13:55I know.
13:55And as a woman,
13:56I am outraged.
14:02Hey, there's my best girl.
14:04Yep.
14:05In the kitchen,
14:06where I belong.
14:08That ain't what I meant.
14:10Then why am I the one always cooking?
14:13Well, I'd have to guess it's evolution.
14:16Evolution?
14:17Yeah, you know,
14:18when cave women would get pregnant,
14:20they weren't running around
14:21chasing woolly mammoths,
14:22they were in the caves cooking.
14:25Seriously?
14:26This is why you're incapable
14:27of peeling a potato?
14:31Yep, evolution.
14:34Oh, come on, Audrey.
14:36Audrey, you're not the bad guy here.
14:38No.
14:38You're Jim McAllister,
14:39and I'm just your wife.
14:41That ain't true.
14:43The house is in your name.
14:45The car is in your name.
14:46The bank account is in your name.
14:49That don't matter.
14:50I'm not going anywhere.
14:52Well, of course you're not going anywhere.
14:55What if I want to go somewhere?
14:59Where are you going?
15:01That is not the point.
15:03I just want to know that I can.
15:05I couldn't even sign up for a stupid golf club.
15:08Do you know how small that makes me feel?
15:12Yeah, that sucks.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:19Anything I can do?
15:21Maybe take you out for a nice dinner?
15:24Why don't I take you out for a nice dinner?
15:27Okay.
15:28Let me change my shirt.
15:32Now I got to buy him dinner.
15:33Boy, I cannot win.
15:40Hello?
15:41In here.
15:43Hey, what's up?
15:45Uh, Mom and Dad went out to eat,
15:46so I was just trying to figure out dinner.
15:48What you thinking?
15:49Your call.
15:50Lucky Charms at Golden Gramps.
15:53Cereal for dinner.
15:54Maybe we are yokels.
15:56How was your first day?
15:57It was good.
15:58I really liked my new boss.
16:00Oh, you should bring her to the club.
16:02Funny enough, we are going tomorrow.
16:05I'll see you there.
16:06I'm meeting the client.
16:07Maybe you should take him somewhere else.
16:10Why?
16:12Because I'm doing a story
16:13on how sexist the club is.
16:16You're kidding.
16:17They're going to kick us out.
16:18Look, it's not my fault, okay?
16:19She didn't like any of my other ideas,
16:21so I had to pitch this one.
16:22How is that not your fault?
16:24Hey, if you're going to attack me,
16:25you can pour your own dinner.
16:27I was doing this for my business.
16:29For us.
16:30I know.
16:30And you said it was going to be good
16:32for your job, too.
16:33Well, as it turns out, it is.
16:35Oh, man, dear.
16:37What?
16:37You married a loose cannon.
16:38Sometimes it's going to go off.
16:45How is everything?
16:47Delicious.
16:48Excellent.
16:49Can I get you another margarita?
16:51Oh, I probably shouldn't.
16:52I'm breaking a big story today.
16:54Exciting.
16:54About what?
16:56Oh, you'll see.
16:57Excuse me?
16:59There's a gentleman in the lobby with a camera.
17:01Says he's your guest.
17:02Actually, I would love to introduce you.
17:04Sure.
17:05Do I have anything in my tea?
17:07No.
17:07Great.
17:10Well, I'm going to miss this place.
17:16This is Mandy McAllister coming to you from the Medford Springs Country Club, where in 1996,
17:22their policy still prohibits women from becoming members.
17:25I know.
17:26I was shocked, too.
17:29Sure, they have a beautiful golf course and excellent facilities and delicious margaritas
17:34with just the right amount of salt on the rim.
17:38But that doesn't make up for their sexist, antiquated rules, which is why I'm calling on
17:42all the women out there.
17:43If change is going to happen, it has to start at home.
17:46If we don't get what we want, they don't get what they want.
17:50That's right.
17:50No membership for us, no sex for them.
17:53No membership, no sex.
17:55No membership, no sex.
17:58Say it with me, sisters.
17:59No membership, no sex.
18:01No membership, no sex.
18:02What happened to just doing the weather?
18:04No membership, no sex.
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