- 11 minutes ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01No!
00:02Maybe I, uh, I do move in with you.
00:04I love you.
00:07We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:15How do I do this?
00:17Lay your hands on a woman!
00:18Get up!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:22Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever going to tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34I'm getting away with my wife!
00:36You two don't talk or something?
00:43I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00Oh, you need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:24You need to chill the fuck out!
01:27I feel like this is...
01:28Absolutely!
01:28This is what it's for!
01:30This is actually what...
01:31This is all for this moment!
01:32Everything led us to here!
01:33Wow!
01:34That's incredible!
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36Anyways, I'll be right back!
01:37Okay!
01:37Yeah!
02:00Can you just...
02:03Don't send the text, please!
02:04Please don't send the text please don't send the text please don't do it don't do it please don't do
02:10it
02:11Just don't don't do it don't send the text don't don't do it please don't please don't please don't do
02:16it
02:16Thank God oh yeah didn't send the text yeah oh no hurt loss I'm good all by myself yeah wow
02:26I don't have to hear you yeah anymore nah I don't care that you're engaged go to hell
02:34Huh if you call me I'll ignore and sit my ass down seriously if I see it I'll be hanging
02:42up yeah I got no worries leaving you back behind where you belong
02:50I'm dancing I'm prancing I'm dancing all alone please leave me alone check it out I'm not sad
02:58I'm dancing oh oh I'm done catching feelings I'll be pushing them down down down down down
03:07Throw that shit out I throw my heart away it's broke it's fine I'm fine no no no no no
03:19no I don't wanna see you no more this guy is my new friend new friend yeah
03:26Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:31do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:33do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:34do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:34do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:34do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:35do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:36do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:37do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:39do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:45do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
03:48do
03:48I don't know.
04:26I don't know.
04:53I don't know.
05:43I don't know.
05:46I don't know.
06:15I don't know.
06:32I don't know.
06:36I don't know.
06:52I don't know.
07:12I don't know.
07:14I don't know.
07:22I don't know.
07:23I don't know.
07:42I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:06I don't know.
08:41I don't know.
08:58I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:14I don't know.
09:22I don't know.
09:22I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
10:06I don't know.
10:08I don't know.
10:24I don't know.
10:26I don't know.
10:34I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:53I don't know.
11:15I don't know.
11:54I don't know.
11:56I don't know.
12:13I don't know.
12:31I don't know.
12:34I don't know.
12:36I don't know.
12:38I don't know.
13:32I don't know.
13:32I don't know.
13:33I don't know.
13:33like a month bro or supposedly two weeks ago nah nah but you gotta pull something good you know
13:37what i'm saying like the streets are waiting my jeep yo you seen this uh this prem guy yo
13:42let's put some good stuff might even take your spot if you don't get on it bro yo plug your
13:47phone
13:47real quick i'll show you i'll show you yeah search up p-r-e-m pram pram yeah yeah that
13:52one right
13:52there yo watch that one and hell yeah i want extra on that pizza yo this has three million views
14:01and
14:01just posted it yesterday hey guys i know we all like to have fun but it is important to celebrate
14:07our differences because brain means love frame out oh yeah man's getting swerved now eh yo yo let's
14:20watch that one though right there i'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing delicious routine
14:24baby stop looking at me yeah i'm not on the menu hey yo yo everyone listen listen up
14:33can i have your attention please first of all thank you all for showing up tonight
14:39big thank you to mummy g for the pacorne and shout out meal who ate two trays
14:47last but not least give it up for my man just me
14:57yo just me where you at come on out just me
15:04yo just me just me just me oh that guy he left left what do you mean left
15:12i don't know he got swerved by some rebecca chick and dip yeah he looked pretty depressed you guys
15:17might want to check the local bridges water towers nearest tall building maybe point straight to
15:23boysville this car's still here where the is he i checked the pool house nothing i went to the
15:27neighbors they don't even know who he is why would the neighbors know who he is okay let's roll out
15:31whoa wait none of us should be driving i'm tipsy as
15:34fuck wait oh who the are you two get the away from my car who invited you
15:42oh we could take my bike what or your neighbor's helicopter you don't have to fly a
15:47helicopter yes i do bro it's um it's x to go up and then right of course circle to go
15:54down uh-huh
15:55r1 is shoot so don't press r1 are you for real first of all both of you
16:01fucking relax yeah it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot i'm a really good
16:06driver when i'm drunk because i know i'm drunk i'm actually way more focused on the road what
16:12i mean you could say i'm a better driver drunk than i ever am so that makes sense to me
16:18i can't
16:18believe your dumb faces are the last thing i'm gonna see sonny get out i'll be doing car save up
16:23but where the did you come from i was taking a piss in the woods we have washrooms in the
16:28house
16:28you're doing coke in the bathroom and i'm fucking wrong the fuck out you're fucking amali bro look
16:34how fucking drunk you are go what are you guys saying yo why are you fucking letting him drive
16:37look how fucking ripped he is bro i drive better drunk trust me all right where are we going oh
16:42maybe
16:42he's uh emo eating at the spot let's fucking roll so uh therapy how's that going i don't know it's
16:52a lot
16:53kind of lost myself after the whole humer thing i don't know why i attract the guys that i attract
17:00it's probably your son yo no sign of your speed i don't even think he came here but i did
17:05grab hella
17:05shit chili chicken hukka chow mein ginger fish you got some chili paneer too right a vegetarian
17:12shit i'll be right back no sonny you already took forever we gotta go what do you want from me
17:18he's
17:18hungry yo sonny chill sonny great no one's here he goes to the lake to clear his head i don't
17:25know
17:25you guys mind if i smoke a joint absolutely not there's only one way of consuming bong bro that's
17:31too fucking rugged ah think about it you got to be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing
17:35there yo wait you don't think that he pulled up to no no he wouldn't wait did he have
18:12so is it just you two in the house today
18:16haha nice nice well so no one else nobody at all i know manvi's away on vacation but i know
18:25you two
18:26have a lot of family people coming by you know did anyone come by maybe they came through the
18:31basement or the back door is sometimes open sometimes people get old and they look different
18:37strange relatives anyone anyone okay what is this all tomasha which she's trying to ask badly did just
18:45me come by why is he okay did you call him yeah no no no auntie he is he's fine
18:51he's just he's not
18:52picking up his phone why would he not pick up your calls did something happen no no no no he
18:58was just
18:58with us earlier but he he forgot something at home and went to go pick it up so maybe we
19:07thought he met
19:07this home this home
19:29i'm just kidding
20:03Hello?
20:09Hello?
20:10Hello?
20:12Is everything okay?
20:16You all right?
20:23Oh, hey, man.
20:27Just breathe?
20:28What are you doing here?
20:31Is this real?
20:33Are you real?
20:35Yeah, I'm real.
20:37What are you doing here?
20:39Are you living in your car?
20:50You see that house down the street?
20:55That was the house, man.
20:58The house that me and my...
21:01were supposed to move into before...
21:03Oh, she ripped my heart out of my chest and just...
21:09Now it's standing there.
21:12Unfinished.
21:14Just like my hopes and dreams.
21:17Okay.
21:19You can still finish the house, man.
21:21You can move in yourself.
21:23You think I have money like that anymore?
21:26You think I'm not losing bidding wars to Chad GPT?
21:31Us realtors?
21:32We're washed, man.
21:33Uh...
21:34Do you know how that feels?
21:35Mr. Dollar of you?
21:39Look, man.
21:42I got my heart broken too.
21:44And what's worse is...
21:46She's back with her ex.
21:49And she's engaged.
21:52It sucks, man. I know.
21:54It's weird how fast things change.
21:57It's tough to keep up.
21:59Like...
22:00How am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this when...
22:02Everyone's an influencer just pumping out a bunch of nothing?
22:06I feel washed.
22:10But I...
22:11Just breathe for it all.
22:14Had a plan.
22:17Marriage.
22:18Kids.
22:19Run for Mayor Brampton.
22:21Kids.
22:22Hit a million followers and...
22:23More kids.
22:24Uh, yeah, look.
22:25Sometimes you don't need a plan.
22:27Okay?
22:28Sometimes you just...
22:29Need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man.
22:36You're a smart guy, alright?
22:38And as much as I hate to admit it...
22:40There's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
22:43But this...
22:44Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
22:47It's pathetic.
22:49So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
23:01Oh, shit!
23:02I just realized something.
23:04You're a brother.
23:06My brother.
23:08You can bring Monvi back to me.
23:10Oh.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Dude, what?
23:13Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:18You can have my house, man.
23:19You can...
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you.
23:22Where's my...
23:23Where's my key?
23:25You can have my whip, Mar.
23:26You can have my keys.
23:26Take it all.
23:27Just...
23:28Please, man.
23:29Just bring her back to me.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:31I can't sleep.
23:33Where's my mom?
23:34I don't know.
23:35I thought we were bros, man.
23:37Three holes before the...
23:39Just bring her back to me, man, please.
23:40I really...
23:41Leave her back.
23:42Leave her back.
23:44Leave her back.
23:44Leave her back.
23:44I can't do anything.
23:45I can't think about anything.
23:50No.
23:51Leave her back.
23:53Leave her back.
24:07Yes, babe.
24:09I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house phone.
24:16Oh, he's at his spot.
24:18Who?
24:19Just me.
24:20I have his location.
24:22Are you dumb?
24:24Why didn't you mention this before?
24:25Are you kidding?
24:25Because my phone was dead.
24:26I have a charger in my car.
24:28Cars can charge phones?
24:30That's incredible.
24:31You know what?
24:32Just forget it.
24:33Let's make moves.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Bye, Auntie.
24:36Neil, hold on one minute, please.
24:38Uncle.
24:40There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
24:44So handsome.
24:46Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of Gurus in your home.
24:49It's wrong.
24:51Tell him.
24:51I love you.
24:52Love you, love you, love you.
24:53Tell him.
24:54Also, listen to each coin.
24:57Here.
24:57Give this to just me.
24:59You'll be seeing him before I do.
25:01Okay.
25:02Okay, good.
25:09Stupid.
25:14Hey.
25:16There's Waldo.
25:17Guru Waldo.
25:19We called you like a million fucking times.
25:21FYI.
25:22Where the hell were you, man?
25:23We've been ripping it up and down, slug out of scarves.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Look, sorry.
25:27I just...
25:28I need some space.
25:30Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
25:32You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
25:34I know.
25:36You're still not over it.
25:38This guy's never gonna get over it.
25:40He needs a chapear to cross the face.
25:41Sonny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:43Brown trauma's a real thing.
25:44What trauma?
25:45What trauma?
25:46Take something.
25:46Take something.
25:47Take something.
25:48Here.
25:48You and this guy smash me.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Come over.
25:57Oh, Lee.
25:58Can't put parking for hell in this city.
26:00It's your place, eh?
26:03No pictures of the gurus.
26:05That's a shame.
26:07What the hell's he doing here?
26:08Buddy, are you fucked?
26:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
26:11Alright.
26:12Well, thanks, I guess.
26:17Look, guys, I...
26:21I appreciate you.
26:23I just want you to know that.
26:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my...
26:29Dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases.
26:34And still sticking by me.
26:38So, thank you.
26:40Thank you for the gifts.
26:43Thank you for the party.
26:45Thank you for just keeping me in check and...
26:49Thank you for just everything that you do for me.
26:55I love you guys.
26:57I love you too.
26:57Aww.
26:58Come on.
26:59Rupan.
27:00Come on.
27:01I love you guys so much.
27:02Oh, boy.
27:03We've known each other for so long.
27:05Yeah.
27:05May our bonds remain together.
27:08Okay.
27:09What happened.
27:19What happened.
27:20Hi I'm Zoe.
27:21And I'm Yazzie.
27:21...
27:22If you were anything in the comments,
27:23you would go to my show.
27:24Or pair?
27:25Yeah, so...
27:26Exactly.
27:28I can get...
27:29Wedding.
27:30Excuse me.
27:31That perfect club.
27:35That perfect language.
27:40Hello?
27:41Yes, B.J., it's the first time.
27:45No, you didn't get hurt.
27:49No, you didn't get hurt.
27:52Okay, okay.
27:54Why did you get hurt?
27:55Okay, okay, okay.
28:02B.J., I'm coming.
28:06I'm coming.
28:10I'm coming.
28:14One way to take it.
28:15Will it be enough to sway the seals?
28:18We'll find out right after this
28:19on Seal the Deal.
28:22All right.
28:23Thank you so much for coming. Appreciate you.
28:25Thank you. This has been an incredible birthday.
28:27I hope your house isn't trashed.
28:34Bye.
28:34Love you.
28:35Love you.
28:36Um, your mom asked me to do this.
28:44Nice. Thanks.
28:45Got it. Love you.
28:46All right, man.
28:47Happy birthday. Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I, uh, sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:53Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
28:57Nice, really good.
29:02Bye.
29:13Good luck.
29:17Bye.
29:31Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:37Yeah.
29:39No, I'm a good mom.
29:40Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you too.
29:48Hearing .
29:49So, I'll tell the truth.
29:49gut, butter, butter...
29:51I say, why did it sound like more?
29:54I put a diet
29:57I tried, tried, try, try
30:03I kept missing some pH
30:06I would fail, I said it's not fluff
30:10I'll throw, I'll throw, third, third
30:11Oh, it's done, it's done, it's done, it's done
30:15I gave your heart
Comments