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00:02Oh
00:34I
00:36Welcome to taskmaster
00:38The only show on television that conclusively proves that all of life's struggles are ultimately pointless and that the gods
00:44are just toying with us before death
00:47younger viewers
00:49The trials commence let's meet our five competitors from wildly different parts of the globe like the north of England
00:56Dublin the north of England the west of England and the north of England
01:18I'm sitting next to me a man who admitted to me that he photocopied an elderly relative's blue parking badge
01:24So that he could enjoy the Hollywood spaces near the entrance to Tesco
01:38I'm feeling good. I'm looking great. I think I've cracked it. I've got a new health regime. It's so simple.
01:43Honestly, I don't go to the gym
01:44It's just dog walking
01:4645 minutes a day dog walking so the opening section of the show is you you've walked your dog a
01:51bit and you feel like you've lost some weight
01:52No, not quite. No, no 45 minutes dog walking coming to show you. It's just it's like that
02:01Okay, I'm with the price task then jolly good. Yes, you've got it pop it and this week they've brought
02:09in
02:21the most fun thing to turn upside down so there will be five points for the most fun thing to
02:28turn upside down and all five fun things will go home with the episode winner who can keep them whichever
02:31way up they bloody well want
02:33Welcome contestants Steve start with you today. How are you? I'm very well. Thank you puppet. How are you?
02:42What have you brought me you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with a calculator
02:50Yeah, and I approve this message
02:53Do you know the number is eight oh oh eight it's five three one eight double oh eight and here
03:00it is
03:01Yeah, yeah, you turn that upside down. He's saying that I don't like I don't know
03:06Well, I thought you might find boobies a little bit limited so
03:12As well as your boobies well should you go for me I thought it might be nice to compose a
03:20calculator haiku
03:21Oh
03:22Um, so a haiku obviously is a japanese poem with five syllables seven syllables and five syllables we go to
03:28a haiku club every sunday
03:31So this is a calculator haiku big boss gobbles eggs
03:36His hole oozes shizzle
03:39gosh
03:41Beige blobs soil his shoes
03:49Thank you who's next sophie. What have you brought in that's nice turned upside down steak pudding
03:57It's one of a northern delicacies. It's very beautiful poppet
04:01You steam it it's got gravy in the center with steak chunks. Sorry. You ask sophie if she thinks I
04:09don't know what a pie
04:13I
04:14Think you may have missed the point of this
04:16You can't just tell me a thing you like eating
04:19Well, it's the most fun thing to turn upside down
04:22They're very satisfying to pull the tinfoil off. Yeah, thank you
04:26And if you had two of them at the same time
04:29boobies
04:34John
04:35Greg what have you bought us? I have brought in the chicago bulls logo
04:41Are familiar with that lovely big bull? Yes. Why is it going to be fun when I turn it upside
04:45down?
04:45I don't like to curse too much on telly at greg because my mum will be watching this
04:52There's no other way to describe this to you. What happens when you turn it upside down. Okay. It looks
04:57like a robot fucking a crab
05:02That's another of my fantasies
05:04There we go, okay
05:10I don't we watch the positioning it is a sad robot making sweet love to a crab from behind behind
05:18The robot isn't happy about this
05:22The robot is angry
05:26Initiate it because they're obviously moving left to right
05:30Maybe the robots angry because he's got a nasty case of humans
05:41Nick well if you bring up the picture then i'll be able to explain so a friend of my mum's
05:47at the church that she goes to
05:48went on holiday and
05:52Bought them all back these lovely vases
05:56My mum popped some flowers in watered the flowers
06:00And then the following week said to him he's like oh i'm so sorry it's just it is just leaking
06:04and he's like it is a drum
06:07This is a debate but i put it to you that there's not a person in this room who didn't
06:11think why someone put flowers in that drum
06:14That's the opposite of what she thought
06:17I don't know
06:17Joanne yes so you know the way bats they hang normally upside down but if you flip a bat around
06:23so it's facing up when it's upside down
06:26let's start again
06:29Bats sleep upside down bats sleep upside down traditionally what you're saying is if you flip a bat while it's
06:34sleeping
06:34So it looks like it's standing up but it's actually upside down yeah
06:37It looks like kind of a goth disco first of all this is what she's brought in which is a
06:41bat yeah
06:43But what this bat represents is a goth disco yeah demonstrated here by some bats
07:03In the machine
07:06Oh god i'm gonna actually have to think about the points
07:09You just pop pudding at the bottom
07:14I'm gonna give the crab three points and then i'm gonna give the drum four points because i just think
07:20it's adorable and uh the bats are just
07:24haunting and steve's genius should be rewarded for all that work so i'll give bats and steve five points
07:30Oh
07:31Right okay go on i'm steve if i can
07:35Okay let's get going what have you got for me alex a former romanian football player greg because the five
07:42competitors are about to try their hand at petrescu
07:46petrescu they're going to rescue a pet
08:14i'm
08:16Greg's he's quite tender that makes sense yeah yeah they all in his bed at
08:22night yes this is the task no envelope missing rescue the cat goes by the name
08:33patatas goes by goes by the name of patatas as in patatas bravas the cat must
08:39come out of the top hole there's a hell on the top of the dam is there is there
08:45a claw I'd like to mine a claw it's up to you your head may not enter the dome the
08:52door must remain closed this door but I've got to keep my head out I don't know
09:00where the cat is amongst this lot right fastest wins your time starts now I
09:07suppose eh right okay I don't have a clue actually okay I'm ready
09:15I've always wanted to be in one of those machines have a swim yeah and then pulled out by a
09:20claw
09:20has anyone ever won any on one of those things never oh yeah quite often it's just technique and practice
09:27have you won on one of those things okay let's go let's see them trying to get
09:31patatas out of a big dough okay first up we're gonna see Joanne fulfill her fantasy and Steve fulfill his
09:38contractual
09:38obligations here we go
09:41the door must remain closed oh my god it is a claw amazing oh patatas patatas have you
09:52definitely definitely read all the instructions uh yes uh yeah the door must remain closed I'm just
09:57seeing that the zip works okay now let's do it the hard way so I have to find I see
10:07the cat there
10:08God I wouldn't be rescuing that cat if it was mine it looks like a bad job a taxidermy okay
10:15so I'm
10:16assuming this is relevant in some way all right we've got an opening um now I thought I saw patatas
10:23but
10:25how do I encourage him to oh he's got to go out the top hole I'm gonna try and fashion
10:31a noose for the
10:31cat's neck he didn't say I have to come out alive I just had to have to come out have
10:38you used the ladder
10:38before
10:49oh that's a big hook there's a big hook big hook for a big job okay come on patatas be
10:57brave us
10:59where is he where is he human if I grab the can and just throw it out the top okay
11:07if this goes
11:08back in now I'm just gonna throw myself in front of a car
11:22I can't go through it all again I've no hooks left I want you could I blow them over
11:32remember your head can't go in it's not in at the moment yes head not in come on patatas cumin
11:38oh
11:40oh it's not patatas
11:46okay
11:54well I've stopped the pot see
11:57yeah all right
11:59maybe I could drag it back over
12:01yeah
12:03oh this is actually quite good this thing
12:06I should have gone with that at the start
12:09right there he is
12:10the cat must come out of the top of the hole
12:13like the other option is to put rope through the roof and tie it
12:19okay
12:20tie the rope in a fucking tight
12:22oh I've got an idea
12:23can it go in the top and then come back out
12:25Oh
12:27off we go
12:30if you fucking detach
12:38no
12:41know
12:46I should acknowledge, come on, patatas, be bravas.
12:50You see, you're coming over to my side now.
12:53I am not.
12:55Joanne, you were very pleased when you came up with the rope idea.
12:58I was, yeah. You were, and I asked if we could just isolate
13:01your facial expression when you came up with your rope idea.
13:07If you didn't know what the task was, that would be a very troubling still.
13:11LAUGHTER
13:15We're back into crab and robot terms.
13:18How did Joanne do?
13:20The task was to rescue the can. She did all that in 22 minutes, 20 seconds.
13:24Oh, right, good. I'd save your applause.
13:27LAUGHTER
13:28Bear in mind that Steve did it in 2 minutes 19.
13:32APPLAUSE
13:34Right, time for some adverts now. BORING!
13:48APPLAUSE
13:50You have returned just in the nick of time.
13:52There's a cat that needs rescuing and he goes by the name of Patatas.
13:56Yes, Patatas keeps getting stuck in the dome, poor thing,
13:59and now it's time for Nick and Sophie to let the cat out of the bag.
14:03OK. Now, can I go and get some stuff?
14:06OK.
14:06Er, I'm just off to a shed.
14:08Do you know what, sod it, I'm just going to go in.
14:11That's sort of like a cat, isn't it, that fur?
14:14Ah, a cat! That's actually a cat.
14:17Oh, no, it's a wolf.
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20I can see the cat.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23The idea is to sort of make a little pole thing.
14:28Oh, I might just go with the panda, you know.
14:30Oh, there he is! I can see him.
14:33You found Patatas?
14:35I could make, like, a really sticky end.
14:38Make a sticky end?
14:39Yeah.
14:40All right, now we go and have a look in the shed.
14:43I need a fishing rod.
14:45It's about fishing.
14:47It's about fishing.
14:49OK, this looks good.
14:50This looks good.
14:52Right, couple of magnets.
14:53Oh, yeah.
14:54Couple of magnets and a sticky end, I think.
14:56Couple of magnets and a sticky end.
15:00Right, down we go.
15:01In.
15:04I'm so close to the bastard.
15:06Come on!
15:07There we go.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:17Oh, it's actually heavier than it...
15:19It looks.
15:22Now, if I was taller...
15:24Bigger.
15:25...huger.
15:35Oh, my God.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:40Are you allowed to go in?
15:41Right, I order you to go and pick him up and put him on my hook.
15:47Now, my head, my arm can go in, can't it?
15:49Oh, yeah.
15:50between us we might do that oh my goodness oh my goodness I think I've
15:56done it come on oh hang on it's very heavy
16:00actually they didn't say it man oh my god I can't believe that yes that's right
16:06here we go so
16:22safe we've rescued the cat in the traditional method of flinging onto a
16:26roof yes you come on you little bastard come on he's nearly here come on
16:37stop the clock good work I'm glad he rescued potatoes yeah yeah you like him
16:46it's all right I feel a bit resentful but yeah
16:54the impression that neither of you were particularly concerned about potatoes
16:57welfare during that every man for themselves I think every cat yeah did it
17:04say that we have to protect its welfare oh I just think I expected sort of
17:08internal kindness from you do what's Nick's system called a couple of
17:16magnets and a sticky end and then you flung it through the hole the time it
17:21was 14 minutes so if you took 10 minutes to spot to spot patata
17:31she took 26 minutes and six seconds
17:36one person there famously cats catch robins but can robins catch cat
17:46this has got to be something hasn't it what's that for why is there that on the end
18:21two seconds
18:24Just over the past few minutes of watching everybody else's I've been having a very slow-level heart attack because
18:30I thought
18:31Did you remember to take it out of the top hole you'll be thrilled here? You did I did I
18:35miss? Yeah, I'm barking but
18:38Unfortunately what I do have to disqualify you
18:54It's like X news oh
18:57Did heavily edit that you got very suspicious first of all there was no cat at all
19:01Then you saw the boxing glove might be a distraction
19:03Then you open the grabber then you went to the shed to look for a hook and then you came
19:06back your total time was three minutes
19:0824, which is actually one minute slower than Steve
19:13So the actual timings Sophie gets one point obviously two to Joanne three to Nick four to John but five
19:19in the end to Steve
19:24Scoreboard place. Yes. Well, we have three people Joanne Nick and John all on seven points Sophie's on two and
19:30Steve's in the lead with ten points
19:36Okay, please may we have a team task Alex. Oh, yes. Good shout Gregopotamus and whoops
19:45Whoopsie, I think we've blown the visual FX budget for the whole series watch this
20:00Oh
20:06Jesus John
20:09I'm so sorry Alex
20:13Where's Alex didn't have to find him?
20:19No
20:22Oh
20:27Floating envelope and a floating head amazing. Oh, I caught it. Well done. Oh
20:36Oh
20:38Thank you. Are you a green screen? Yeah, I'm a green screen
20:44Do the most epic thing using green material and this green screen ones there you have 30 minutes your time
20:53starts now
20:55Why does it only green material though? It turns everything invisible so I don't understand Alex
21:00I think we're going to spend about 25 minutes working out what green screen is and then we're going to
21:04come back with a plan
21:05Okay, yeah, my head's going to float away now. Is it really?
21:09But no because it's not green behind you doesn't have to be doesn't us. Thank you
21:15Well done Alex. See you later
21:25There's a certain little smug look you get on your face when you when you've done the thing you like
21:29you like the floating head
21:30Did you yeah? I don't understand either, but it is because I couldn't see my body at all. It's so
21:35weird
21:37Okay, should we stop let's go let's start with the crazy guys Nick and Steve and their epic vision
21:50Pancakes
21:53Pancakes
22:06you
22:37Mmm.
22:47Pancakes.
22:51Mmm.
22:55Pancake?
22:57Mmm.
23:00LAUGHTER
23:04How is it?
23:06Epic.
23:15Because it was supposed to be the most ambitious thing,
23:17I was thinking, you know, the scale of ambition
23:19perhaps could have been better until the mouth came out.
23:23Just the fact that a wormhole appears.
23:27If I may call your mouth that.
23:31Was there much of a narrative, Steve, in your mind?
23:33I was just trying to give, you know,
23:35a man who's decided he wants pancakes
23:37and is conjuring them up somehow.
23:39I thought he seemed quite smug.
23:40Yeah.
23:41The pancake guy.
23:43Well, that's just a bit of me coming through.
23:46Right. Break time.
23:48Close your eyes.
23:49Count to 180
23:50and those nasty little adverts will have disappeared.
23:52Ready?
23:52Go!
24:01APPLAUSE
24:03Hello!
24:04And a warm welcome back to part three of Taskmaster.
24:07We're in the middle of a task where they have to do some epic things.
24:10Yeah, man.
24:11While wearing green or blue onesies and using green or blue material,
24:15they can let their imaginations go wild with the endless possibilities of visual effects.
24:20For example, the team of two made pancakes.
24:24Now, it's the other team's turn to blow us away with their epic visuals.
24:27It's John, Joanne and Sophie.
24:30It's very dull being a Tudor queen.
24:33I just wish something exciting would happen.
24:37Oh.
24:38Oh!
24:39Lick me.
24:40You are.
24:41Lick me.
24:42I'm magic.
24:43You're magic?
24:44Oh, go on, then.
24:47Ooh!
24:50Ooh!
24:51Ooh!
24:53Oh, gosh.
24:54Ooh!
24:56Ooh!
24:56Floating clock!
25:00Ooh, God.
25:01Ooh, god.
25:02Ooh, bloody hell.
25:03It's an harmless mannequin.
25:05What time is it?
25:06Oh, god.
25:07I'm about to turn flight, John.
25:10I can't see nothing.
25:11Ooh!
25:12Ooh, god, I am.
25:13I'm off!
25:14Ooh, blind me.
25:16Sorry, sorry, sorry, John.
25:18Fuckin' hell.
25:20Ooh!
25:22I'm making it fly!
25:24Oh!
25:26Oh, dear! I'm flying!
25:29Oh, bloody Nora!
25:31Slow fly, but good fly!
25:35APPLAUSE
25:40Ah, the classic cry of the Tudor Queen.
25:44Bloody Nora, I'm flying.
25:48It's actually much better than I remember. Is it?
25:51Yeah!
25:52If you'd want to see the state of us on the day, it was carnage.
25:56Can I just tell you what I saw as a viewer?
25:59Right.
26:00A Tudor Queen.
26:02She licks a frog.
26:05Six unconnected objects float over her.
26:08And she announces that she's going to fly off, and she does.
26:11She tells John she's going to as well.
26:13Yes.
26:15Also, the unconnected items, I would argue they're not as unconnected as you've said.
26:19There's no need to take that withering tone with me.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:22We've got two different peppers.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:25A red pepper and a yellow pepper to symbolise heat and the sun.
26:32LAUGHTER
26:33And then we've got the armless torso to represent...
26:38Toxic masculinity.
26:39Exactly.
26:41LAUGHTER
26:43APPLAUSE
26:46Um, is there any part of you, Steve, that thinks that yours was more epic than the team of three?
26:52Um, no.
26:54Yours was more ambitious, more epic.
26:57Ours was more...
26:59better.
27:00LAUGHTER
27:02APPLAUSE
27:03I'm going to score them both very highly, cos I enjoyed them both very much.
27:08I'm going to give the team of three one more point.
27:10I'll give them five points and I'll give the beautifully done but sedate pancake journey four points.
27:17APPLAUSE
27:17There we go, congratulations.
27:18APPLAUSE
27:20APPLAUSE
27:23One more task, please, little Alex Horne.
27:25OK, and now it's time to get hot and sticky in the lab.
27:29Ooh.
27:41Oh, you again.
27:42Hi, John.
27:44Ah, OK.
27:45Yeah, I see what's going on here.
27:48Where's this? There's no task.
27:51LAUGHTER
27:52What is it? Where is it?
27:54One thing I don't have...
27:57Jesus, you guys.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:03Magnus.
28:05Stick the heaviest thing to the board using three of the ingredients on the shelves.
28:11MUSIC
28:20Once you've chosen your ingredients, you may not change your mind.
28:24Heaviest thing that sticks to the board for at least one minute wins.
28:27Have you actually tested any of this, though?
28:29Am I elaborate again?
28:31You have 12 minutes and you must choose your thing in the first two minutes.
28:35So you're looking for the heaviest thing to stick to the board and it's got to stay there for a
28:40minute,
28:40and I've got to create some kind of...
28:44unjuant.
28:45Is that a word?
28:46Sounds good.
28:47Your time starts now.
28:49I have two minutes to decide what thing...
28:51Out of anything in the whole world.
28:53But anything in the whole world?
28:55That you can get within two minutes.
28:56OK.
28:58This is science, basically.
29:00This is science?
29:01This is Elon Musk shit.
29:02It really is.
29:05APPLAUSE
29:11What do you say you want, Stephen? An unjuant?
29:14Yes.
29:14I lost confidence in the word halfway through.
29:18Well, I asked Alex to look it up and it means a lubricant for sores.
29:22A lubricant for sores?
29:24Yeah.
29:25What did I mean?
29:26I don't know, maybe you were chafing that day.
29:30Who are we going to see now, Alex?
29:32First up here is Sticky Steve, Stick Mohammed and Joanne McTacky.
29:37Here we go.
29:37LAUGHTER
29:40OK.
29:41I went for a big thing of water.
29:45I don't know which is heavier.
29:48There is a set of scales there, if that would help.
29:51Oh, shit!
29:53Are we going with David?
29:55Yeah.
29:55OK.
29:5676 grams.
29:5816 grams.
30:0083.
30:01I'll go with the fish.
30:02I've never adhesed anything before.
30:04Never at all?
30:05No, it's my first time adhesing.
30:07OK.
30:07I'm going to go with sellotape, with Velcro.
30:11Marmite.
30:12The classic.
30:13What's this?
30:14Can I use this?
30:15What is it?
30:15Silicon.
30:17Oh.
30:18I'm going to use those.
30:19Velcro.
30:20That.
30:21Styling gel.
30:23And silicon.
30:25Sellotape should do it.
30:27Bowl of toffees.
30:28Blue tape.
30:29OK.
30:30So it's a toffee, blue tape.
30:32And sellotape.
30:32That's it.
30:32Yeah.
30:34Argh!
30:37OK.
30:38Here we go.
30:39OK.
30:40You've got 5 minutes 50.
30:41Ooh.
30:42That's satisfying, isn't it?
30:43Here you go.
30:46OK.
30:46OK.
30:47So, I mean...
30:48I...
30:53There's only one bit of sellotape that is...
30:56Ugh.
31:01Now, I don't know if this is allowed...
31:05...but...
31:06...sort of put my...
31:10...sock...
31:19It's not going to do it on its own.
31:28You buggers.
31:29Oh, come on!
31:31OK.
31:31Actually, that's fine.
31:34I'm going to stick that there just...
31:36...so.
31:37It's pretty good.
31:42It's always an awkward bucket.
31:44It's absolutely no good.
31:47It's no good.
31:48I could use some of this.
31:55Are you going to use any marmite?
31:57I don't think it's necessary.
32:00Start the clock.
32:01OK.
32:01The clock has started.
32:03OK.
32:04It looks quite calm.
32:09This is...
32:10This is great television.
32:1215 seconds.
32:14Oh, God.
32:16Does the sock even stick?
32:21There you go.
32:22We'll lose that for a minute.
32:23Yeah.
32:2445 seconds gone.
32:26I'm pleased.
32:2810.
32:29I've never spent this long looking at a naked man before.
32:32I thought I'd nailed it, if I'm honest.
32:37Joanne, it's now been there for a minute.
32:39You have succeeded.
32:41And that's a minute.
32:43OK.
32:45So...
32:46I'll see if I can find you a new sock.
32:511.
32:52You've succeeded.
32:53Oh!
32:55Oh!
32:56Oh!
33:01So your technique would be pick something relatively light...
33:05Yeah.
33:05...and just smush it against the board with whatever.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Don't fuck with the system.
33:10Just get it done, get out.
33:12LAUGHTER
33:12I could smell the lunch.
33:16You relied on...
33:18Blu-Tac.
33:19Blu-Tac and a chewy toffee.
33:21And you think that gave extra stability to the statue of David?
33:24I...
33:24Yeah, I think so.
33:25No.
33:25I think that bit of toffee right in his crack...
33:29LAUGHTER
33:30...was the unjunct that he needed.
33:32That's it.
33:33LAUGHTER
33:33From time to time on this show, we start out watching an adult
33:38doing a task, and what we end up witnessing is a full breakdown.
33:43LAUGHTER
33:43You abandoned your idea with the water bottle.
33:45You used Velcro to attach a sock, which was not the intended object.
33:50And more pertinently, not a heavy object.
33:52Mm.
33:52And it didn't stick anyway.
33:55Then you smeared hair gel and silicone at the sides of it.
33:58Mm.
33:59And then that fell off.
34:01Now...
34:01LAUGHTER
34:01What...
34:02What part of that makes you think I'm mad?
34:04LAUGHTER
34:05LAUGHTER
34:07I genuinely found myself feeling sorry for you, like...
34:10In a way that would have get me some points.
34:12No.
34:13Did he get it to stick for a while?
34:15Not the bottle, no.
34:16The bottle was...
34:17He chose the bottle, it didn't stick.
34:18I don't think he did the task.
34:20He didn't.
34:21Well, I imagine that Joanne's fish is as light as a feather.
34:25No, it's as light as four mice.
34:26I tell you, I lack ambition.
34:2886 grams, four mice.
34:29Steve's, 33 and a half mice.
34:31713 grams.
34:32Nice.
34:33One part left to go, and in it, someone will go home
34:37with a biggish calculator.
34:39Come on.
34:39We'll see you in a minute.
34:43APPLAUSE
34:52Hello!
34:53And welcome back.
34:55And to our Welsh viewers, also hello.
34:58LAUGHTER
34:59There's a task in the lab which still needs completion.
35:02Sticky Alex.
35:03Oh, yes, Greg, but that's what happens when Daddy forgets to talc me.
35:06Ta-ta-ta!
35:07LAUGHTER
35:09Coincidentally, the task in play is also a sticky one.
35:11Finally, Sophie and John take to the board.
35:14Have you chosen your item?
35:16I've chosen my item and I'm now questioning it a lot.
35:18It's a star that's coming off the wall.
35:21Great.
35:22OK.
35:22OK.
35:23I'll select the thing.
35:24I'm going to go chopping board.
35:25That's a big star.
35:26Yeah.
35:28But...
35:28I think the trick is, something here, you see,
35:33could actually...
35:35Not gone well.
35:36Please don't hurt yourself.
35:37Not gone well.
35:38It's quite heavy.
35:39It's probably too heavy.
35:41Should have picked it up first.
35:43So we're starting with sell tape and velcro?
35:45Yep.
35:46OK.
35:46I think I went too big, didn't I?
35:48Well, it's massive.
35:49Yeah.
35:50I got greedy.
35:52Right.
35:53This is very silly, but I'm going to just try this
35:55because I wonder if you put enough of these on,
35:58whether it actually holds.
36:00I didn't think I was a competitive person,
36:02but something's happened to me over the time I've been doing this
36:06and I've fundamentally changed as a person, I think.
36:13Right.
36:16Surprising, isn't it?
36:18Right, let's give this a go.
36:20It's an initial...
36:22An initial go.
36:27Start the clock, please.
36:29Start the clock, please.
36:31The clock's gone.
36:34I've actually smashed the shit out of this.
36:37To be honest, we were all surprised.
36:40I wasn't expecting that.
36:43That is absolutely bloody fabulous.
36:47While that's happening, we're going to pick two more.
36:50Oh, but I haven't got any liquid.
36:52Son of a bitch.
36:55I'll just put some nice sweets around.
36:58For whoever might fancy one.
37:00That's lovely, isn't it?
37:02It is wonderful.
37:03We're just going to get the flour into honey.
37:06All right, we're going with flour, honey and blue time.
37:10Oh, this might not be a bad idea, actually.
37:13This looks just like glue.
37:15There's engineers watching this going,
37:17he's absolutely nailed this.
37:20For centuries,
37:23humankind has been mixing.
37:25No, that's absolute crap.
37:29It has been up there for a minute now.
37:32That's fantastic, isn't it?
37:33See you later.
37:34Bye-bye.
37:36All right, it's a case of dotting the pace.
37:39I think what I'm doing here is making the chopping board heavier.
37:44Five, four, three, two, one.
37:49Start the timer, please.
37:54How long have we got now?
37:5620 seconds.
37:56Shit the bed!
37:57Shit the bed!
37:58Shit the bed!
37:59Shit the bed!
38:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:08Well, you summed it up yourself, really, didn't you?
38:11Yeah.
38:11I've absolutely smashed the shit out of this.
38:13I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour.
38:17LAUGHTER
38:19Structural integrity, I fucking knew.
38:22You're talking with the passion of a turn-of-the-century mill worker.
38:27LAUGHTER
38:28It was a very heavy start.
38:29It was 3.3 kilograms.
38:36John, I had such hope for you.
38:38At one point, I thought,
38:39this man is going to be the face of Blu-Tack, if you want to think of this.
38:43I think I forgot you could pick anything in the world
38:46to stick to the whiteboard.
38:48And I suddenly fixated on the stuff that was in front of me
38:51and solely the chopping board.
38:53And you used honey and flour to try and...
38:55Was it honey?
38:56LAUGHTER
38:56Well, after the Blu-Tack failed, he said,
38:58we're now entering the world of paste.
39:00LAUGHTER
39:02Let's give some points out.
39:04Nick and John both chose heavy things
39:06but didn't manage to stick them on.
39:07So it's zero points to John and Nick.
39:09Joanne, you get a full three points for your 85-gram fish.
39:12Keep it simple.
39:14Steve, four points.
39:15But Sophie's was four times heavier than his.
39:18Wow.
39:18And she gets the full five points.
39:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:23Let's see a scoreboard, shall we?
39:25OK.
39:25Well, Nick at the bottom, I'm afraid, with 11 points,
39:28and Steve at the top with 18 points at the moment.
39:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:35Very good.
39:35Right, can you please all head to the stage
39:37for the final task of the show?
39:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:44Hi there, babycakes.
39:46That's me.
39:47Who's reading the task out?
39:49Sophie Willem.
39:50Guess the movie that your teammate is saying.
39:53Your teammate can only say the first three letters
39:56of each word of the movie title.
39:59Most movies in each round wins.
40:01One member of the team will go inside the movie booth
40:04and they'll pop their head through the little hole.
40:07I will show you some cards with movie titles in,
40:09and they will also have the first three letters of each word.
40:12So if it says Jurassic Park, it will also say Jura-pa.
40:15And all you're allowed to say is Jura-pa, Jura-pa, Jura-pa.
40:19It's going to be three rounds.
40:20The team of two are going to go first.
40:21Nick, please enter the booth.
40:25APPLAUSE
40:26OK, good luck, everyone.
40:28Your time starts when I reveal the first card.
40:31OK, OK.
40:31Good luck.
40:32And off we go.
40:33The Nupro.
40:35The Nupro.
40:35The Nutty Professor.
40:36Yeah.
40:37Pulp Fic.
40:38Pulp Fiction.
40:40Or...
40:41Bam...
40:42Bambi.
40:43Fi...
40:44Clue.
40:46Fi...
40:47Fig...
40:47Clue.
40:50Fig...
40:51Clue.
40:52By Clue.
40:53By Clue.
40:53By Clue.
40:54By Clue.
40:55By Clue.
40:55By Clue.
40:56By Clue.
40:56Yes.
40:57The...
40:57There's something about...
41:02There's something about Mary.
41:03Yes.
41:05Se...
41:05Pry...
41:06Yeah.
41:09Se...
41:10Se...
41:11Pry...
41:12Se...
41:12Pry...
41:12Yes.
41:18They scored a total of six movies.
41:21Not bad.
41:22Not bad.
41:22Not bad.
41:23Not bad.
41:29Okay.
41:29Good luck, Sophie.
41:31Your time starts...
41:32Now.
41:33Goo.
41:34Goldfinger.
41:35Goo.
41:36Pass.
41:38The goo.
41:42The goo.
41:43The goo.
41:45The goo.
41:45The Goonies.
41:46Yes.
41:46The Goonies.
41:46Tight.
41:49Titanic.
41:50One.
41:51One.
41:52One.
41:52One.
41:53Wonder Woman.
41:54One.
41:55W...
41:55One.
41:56One.
41:58Moo-ru.
42:00Me and I'm Riesh.
42:01He.
42:02Pete.
42:04The Shahrad.
42:05Shaushak redemish.
42:06Yes.
42:07Se...
42:08Seven.
42:09The Boo-Id.
42:11The Ball Identity.
42:12Yeah!
42:12Oh
42:19Only one classic is goodfellas. Goodfellas. That team scored a total of eight movies
42:28Time for C penalty to enter the booth
42:36Steve your time starts now
42:39The mate matrix matrix
42:42The mum the money ray braveheart
42:46Don Don
42:48bra
42:51Million-dollar baby miss imp mr. Miss miss miss incredible
42:59Mission impossible
43:07They scored six movies there we are
43:15Hello
43:15Hello John
43:17Thor
43:19Fortham
43:21Thor
43:23San
43:25Santa
43:27Snatch
43:28Bat beg
43:30Bat big
43:32Batman big man
43:34Batman big man
43:36Batman
43:38Beg
43:38The born sup
43:42The born supremacy
43:44Jim Jimmongo
43:49Meet the purt
43:52Meet the parents!
43:53The usual suspects.
43:54The usual suspects.
43:57Mmm...
43:57Mrs Dow.
43:59Dow's time for.
44:00They got eight!
44:02Congratulations!
44:05Well done!
44:07Can I ask which cinema I can see Batman Big Man in?
44:12And if that's sold out, can I see John Mungo somewhere?
44:16We are going to make it harder in round three.
44:18Oh, no.
44:19We're now going to say the last three letters of each movie.
44:21What?!
44:22Wow.
44:23Nick, please enter the booth for a second time.
44:25This is terrifying.
44:26The time starts now.
44:28Roy.
44:29Rob Roy?
44:31Roy.
44:32Roy.
44:34Roy.
44:35Roy.
44:35Roy.
44:36Pass.
44:38Ron Man.
44:40Ron Man.
44:41Something Ron, something Man.
44:42Ron Man.
44:43Something...
44:44Iron Man!
44:44Yes!
44:46Eid.
44:48Eid.
44:49Eid.
44:50Eid.
44:50Speed.
44:50Eid.
44:51Speed.
44:51Yes.
44:52Old Town Cat.
44:55Old Town Cat.
44:56Old Town Market.
44:57Oh, no.
44:59Old Town Cat.
45:01Ah!
45:02Old Town Cat.
45:03Full Metal Jacket.
45:05Oh!
45:08They've got three.
45:10They did not get Roy.
45:11Roy.
45:12It is Roy.
45:13Out you come, Nick.
45:14Out you come.
45:15Joanne, please enter the booth.
45:16So, it's three to beat.
45:17If they do that, it's a whitewash.
45:19Okay.
45:19Happy?
45:20Yeah.
45:20Just getting comfy.
45:21You don't look comfy, John.
45:23And don't you've got a body normally.
45:26It's a lot, the face on its own.
45:27It is a bit.
45:29It is a bit.
45:29It's the last three letters.
45:30Starting now.
45:32Iron.
45:33The...
45:33Iron-ing.
45:36The...
45:36Iron-ing.
45:37The...
45:37Iron-ing.
45:38No.
45:39Iron-ing.
45:41Pass.
45:42Rawr.
45:44B.
45:45B.
45:46B.
45:47Speed.
45:48It's more difficult than speed.
45:49Try that one for a laugh.
45:53Erm...
45:53That was...
45:54What would I say?
45:56This is ang-ang.
45:57Oh, kiss kiss bang.
45:58Yeah!
45:59They got one.
46:00That was amazing.
46:01That was a tough line.
46:03Yeah, the Iron-ing.
46:05You will kick yourself.
46:05Steve's got it.
46:06The Lion King.
46:07The Lion King.
46:07The Lion King.
46:08The Lion King.
46:08And Barbie was B.
46:10Oh, come on.
46:12That means team three got two, the team of two got one.
46:17Come down and join me.
46:18We'll have that back to the final score.
46:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:24Very tight game in the end.
46:262-1.
46:26Well, they clawed one back.
46:27Five points to the team of three.
46:29Yes.
46:30Three points to the others.
46:31Which means...
46:32Nick?
46:33Yes.
46:34You came last.
46:36Tight at the top, though.
46:37Joanne, a massive 20 points.
46:39But the winner for a second week in a row is Steve with 21 points.
46:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:45He's running away with it!
46:46Steve Cumberton wins!
46:49Please head upside down to the stage and upturn your prizes!
46:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:17Schmidt Van nuts, the究 Munichs, gegen histósten Paris!
47:18Yeah!
47:25Howl to win!
47:26Thank you very much!
47:27You've had fun, Ashimi, for the good rest.boo
47:27Dense to the edge. Bye. fiercely
47:27Empole. Have fun! OMG!
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