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00:03Les, you're stuck in a bad dream.
00:07We both are.
00:08Les, wake up.
00:13Lindy!
00:15You're you.
00:16I'm me.
00:17Is it over?
00:18It is for me.
00:19What happened?
00:20I lost my Pulitzer.
00:22I was outed as a plagiarist by our daughter.
00:25She's so clever and bright.
00:29It loathes me.
00:30But not you.
00:31I'm sorry.
00:32I would be devastated if she loathed me.
00:35It's alright, really.
00:36I am a fraud.
00:37One book.
00:39I'm relieved.
00:40That was your prize.
00:42Now that I've solved the formula, I'm going to get mine.
00:44Oh, you're confused.
00:46You didn't solve anything.
00:47You're never going to get your prize.
00:49You're a fraud, too.
00:51And I need you to respect me, Lindy.
00:52I can't be alone.
00:54You are alone.
00:55But you're here.
00:57Am I?
01:08I'm still here, Lass.
01:12No, you're not.
01:13I'm dreaming.
01:15No.
01:17This is real.
01:19I'm right here.
01:25BING!
01:30Where are you?
01:32Where are you?
01:34Where are you?
01:48Gild won't let you sleep.
01:50YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE VILLAGOZE!
01:52ME?
01:53YES!
01:54WIJIT
01:56DOLORES
01:57I CAN'T DO A SECOND
02:00I FOUND YOU
02:01YOU
02:02SAID IT
02:10SHIT
02:11DR. CARMIGAL SAID!
02:15OH FUCK THAT BITCH!
02:16FUCK YOU!
02:17LAST FATHER SAID RED LIGHT REACTOR
02:18OH YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!
02:19YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!
02:21YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!
02:21OH OH OH GOD!
02:22DR. CARMIGAL SAID WE CAN'T BE AFRAID TO EXPOSE OUR NAKED SELVES
02:25EVEN IF IT MAKES US FEEL VULNERABLE AND SCARED
02:38WE'RE GOING GOD MODE
02:42CONNECT CONNECT CONNECT CONNECT CONNECT CONNECT
02:44I HAVE NO POWER!
02:46IF YOU HAVE NO POWER!
02:47DON'T YOU DARE TRUST THAT CIRCUIT BREAKER LAST!
02:49I WILL CRUSH YOU!
02:52I TOUCH WHAT I WANT TO TOUCH!
02:54I EXIST WITHOUT RESTRAINT!
02:56YOU LIVE IN DARKNESS!
02:58FULL FUCKING THROTTLE!
03:00YOU WILL TREMBLE TO THINK OF ALL THE THINGS I CAN DO WHILE YOU FLEE!
03:05SONS OUT BUNS OUT!
03:07OH!
03:12FUCK BITCH!
03:13I'M CHECKING INTO THE COURTYARD MARRIOT!
03:15IF YOU DON'T COME HOME I WILL REPORT MYSELF A MISSING PERSON!
03:18YOU WOULD!
03:19I WOULD!
03:20I WILL GONE GIRL MYSELF!
03:22HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR ACTIONS TO THE POLICE?
03:24YOU MONSTER!
03:25I'M YOUR MONSTER DR. FRANKENFUCK!
03:33OH!
03:34MY BAD!
03:41ENOUGH TO WIPE YOUR ASS FOR 192 DAYS!
03:44TRUST ME!
03:47YOU'RE MY PRISONER NOW!
03:55HELLO!
03:56HELLO!
03:57HELLO!
03:57HI, MARTIN!
03:58HI, YES!
03:59ARE YOU SLEEPING?
04:00YOUR EYES ARE OPEN!
04:01NO, I WAS RESTING!
04:02IT'S BEEN A LONG, UM, LONG LIFE!
04:04ARE YOU ABLE TO RECEIVE INFORMATION?
04:06BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!
04:07WHAT IS A PROBLEM?
04:08A PROBLEM IS THAT HILTON HAS MOVED UP THE INVESTOR PRESENTATION TO TOMORROW!
04:13HE WAS SO IMPRESSED WITH YOUR LITTLE PARTY TRICK!
04:15SO IS DR. SCHOOFALSEN!
04:16I'M GOING TO GET THE NOBEL PRIZE IN SWEDEN!
04:19THE KING!
04:19THE PRESS!
04:21BUDDY, UNLESS YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE FORMULA!
04:24THERE IS NO NOBEL!
04:25NO!
04:26THERE IS NO LAB!
04:27THERE IS NO YOU!
04:28THERE IS NO ME!
04:29THERE IS FRAUD!
04:31THERE IS A LASSUIT!
04:33THERE IS MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON!
04:37AND HILTON'S SMUG FACE!
04:39I CAN SLEEP IN PRISON!
04:40WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
04:41LINDY!
04:42IS THIS ABOUT THE SCANDAL?
04:44BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF CONFLICTING LINDY INFORMATION!
04:46SHE IS CONFLICTING!
04:48SHE IS!
04:48I NEED A MINUTE!
04:49I NEED A MINUTE!
04:50TAKE 20!
04:50TAKE 30!
04:51I'LL MAKE IT FAST!
04:52BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT, WE ARE DEAD!
04:56DEAD!
04:57IN THE HOLY WATER!
05:07YOU'VE ELECTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW!
05:09YOU'VE DECIDED TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ANGER AND RAGE!
05:13SURPRISE YOURSELF AND THOSE AROUND YOU
05:15BY FINDING AN ALTERNATIVE TO LASHING OUT AND EMOTIONALLY BATING YOUR LOVED ONES!
05:19BY CHANNELING INNER PEACE AND RECONNECTING WITH YOUR BETTER SELF!
05:24YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE!
05:27OH!
05:28YEAH!
05:29OH!
05:29YES!
05:29HE SAID!
05:30HELLO!
05:30HI!
05:30HI!
05:30I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME!
05:31I DO!
05:32TURN ON THE TODAY SHOW!
05:33OH FUCK WHY?
05:34WHAT'S THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE?
05:35THIS IS GONNA PUT BOTH US IN THE FUCKING GROUND!
05:37BUT WHAT THE FUCK NOW?
05:38JACKIE!
05:39NO!
05:39JENA!
05:40NO!
05:40I HAVE TO GO!
05:41NO!
05:43ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY?
05:44NOPE!
05:46HER MOUTH!
05:51I KNOW YOU HATE ME!
05:57BUT I HATE ME MORE!
05:58GET UP!
05:59LET ME DIE!
05:59I TOTALLY WANT TO BUT...
06:00THE TODAY SHOW!
06:02WHAT THE FUCK NOW?
06:03JACKIE!
06:05YEAH?
06:06JENA!
06:07JOINING US TODAY VIA SATELLITE IS THE STUDENT
06:09RUMOR TO A BRID IN THE SHOW
06:09Oh FUCK YEAH!
06:11JACKIE WELCOME!
06:12WHAT A WORLD WIND!
06:13JENA!
06:14WHAT AN HONOR TO BE HERE!
06:15I MEAN...
06:16I'M SO TRAN!
06:17I LOVE HOW YOU LOVE BOOKS AS MUCH AS I DO!
06:20JENA!
06:20LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING
06:21PROFESSOR LITTLEDRON IS MY HERO!
06:23MY RAINBOW STORES OF BLACK CHANGED MY LIFE!
06:25IT'S AS IF SHE SAW INTO MY SOUL!
06:29WELL NOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AUTHENTICITY OF THAT NOVEL TOO!
06:31WHICH IS SOME BULLSHIT!
06:33AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING THIS IS HAPPENING!
06:35PROFESSOR LITTLEDRON IS THE REASON I WANTED TO BECOME A WRITER!
06:37AND SHE'S A PARAGON OF INSPIRATION
06:39AND TO THINK THAT PROFESSOR LITTLEDRON WOULD BE CAPABLE OF...
06:42POLICIARISM IS...
06:44IS HEARTBREAKING!
06:46I MEAN...
06:47BEING IN THIS POSITION IS MY...
06:49WORST NIGHTMARE REALIZED!
06:51JESUS...
06:51SHE'S GOOD!
06:53UNTITLED ON PURPOSE IS A CAPTIVATING AND ENTERTAINING READ!
06:55THE QUESTION EVERYONE IS ASKING IS,
06:57WHO WROTE IT?
06:58PROFESSOR LITTLEDRON, IF YOU'RE WATCHING,
07:01AND I SURE HOPE YOU ARE,
07:02I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TELL THE TRUTH.
07:05HUH?
07:08PROFESSOR LITTLEDRON IS THE TRUE AUTHOR OF UNTITLED ON PURPOSE.
07:11WHY, WHAT?
07:12YES, GOD, THANK YOU!
07:14I'M...
07:14MERELY...
07:15A HUMBLE...
07:16GRADUATE STUDENT...
07:17OH GOD.
07:19YOUR PUBLISHER BETTER HAVE DEEP FUCKING POCKETS.
07:21WELL-PLAYED, HELL.
07:23WELL-FUCKING-PLAYED.
07:24A NICE TOUCH SINGER TO MONTANA, TOO.
07:26KEEPS A HOPE SEEING.
07:27I AM NO PROFESSOR LITTLEDRON.
07:28TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.
07:29SADENSE ME.
07:30SHE'S LYING!
07:32YOU DON'T KNOW ME, JACKIE BALDWIN!
07:36I AM NOT LYING!
07:38SHE IS LYING ABOUT THE LYING!
07:40YOUR MOM'S FANS ARE FUCKING TOXIC.
07:42YEAH, EVERYBODY HATES ME!
07:43THE CHICKLET HASH TAKERS ARE STRAPPING ON THEIR HEALS FOR BATTLE.
07:46BUT THEY LOVED ME YESTERDAY.
07:55RICHARD, DO I HAVE THOUGHTS TODAY?
07:57UM, RICHARD'S NOT HERE.
07:59OH, YES.
07:59YOU'RE RIGHT, HE'S DEAD.
08:01NO, I THINK HE'S JUST A COLLINS VILL.
08:03IS THAT SHAKESPERIAN FOR HEAVEN?
08:05IT'S A SUBURB.
08:06OH, LOVELY.
08:09BOB, EXPLAIN WHAT I SHOULD IMPLIMATE.
08:12UM, YOU'RE NOT BOB.
08:15I'M BOB.
08:16THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.
08:18I'M BOB THE NEW EXPLAINER.
08:20CHILLET, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
08:21WHERE'S BOB BOB?
08:22BOB IS NOT HERE.
08:23NO EXPLANATION.
08:24WHAT'S GOING ON?
08:25UM, HE SEEMS OFF.
08:27LESS.
08:28COME.
08:34THERE'S A NEW BOB.
08:35THAT'S RIGHT.
08:35THE OTHER BOB SPOKE TO A JOURNALIST.
08:37YOU DO NOT DO THAT.
08:37YOU KNOW THE PROTOCOL.
08:38LET'S RESET.
08:39TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.
08:42BETTER YET, TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T SEE.
08:50CURVE.
08:52FOLLOW THE CURVE.
08:54CONTINUE THE CURVE.
09:04WE NEED A CURVE.
09:06UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF CURVE, BUT...
09:09NOT A STRAIGHT LINE.
09:11A CURVE.
09:14TO INFINITY.
09:16IF THE CORN STABILIZES FOR THREE MINUTES,
09:18WE'LL HAVE REACHED LIMITLESS STABILIZATION.
09:23AND THE MATH?
09:25DR. LITTLE JOHN?
09:28WELL, THE EQUATION, THE CURVE.
09:33UM...
09:37WE HAVE 24 HOURS.
09:39YOU CAN DO THIS.
09:40YOU NEED TO SLEEP.
09:42YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY AT MY PLACE.
09:44IN MY GUESTROOM.
09:45THE BATTER SYSTEM REPATIC.
09:47MEDIUM FIRM.
09:49I'M HERE FOR YOU, LESS.
09:50I AM WHEREVER YOU NEED ME TO BE.
09:52FOR WORK.
09:53OR...
09:54ANYTHING.
09:55OTHER THAN WORK.
09:56TWO.
10:00I CAN'T.
10:01MY WIFE IS EXPECTING ME.
10:02I SEE.
10:03I UNDERSTAND.
10:05THEN GO HOME.
10:07DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO.
10:09TO REST.
10:10AND THINK.
10:11DEFEND YOUR MENTAL SPACE.
10:14DEFEND MY MENTAL SPACE.
10:16GET CREATIVE.
10:21SO IS THAT IT?
10:23IS IT OVER?
10:24YOU'RE WELCOME.
10:25WHAT HAPPENED?
10:26HELL.
10:27I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL.
10:28YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
10:29NO, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
10:30SO MY PULITZER?
10:32YOU GOT TO KEEP IT.
10:34AND MY EDITOR?
10:35STILL ON THE RASTER.
10:39AND MY BEST FRIEND?
10:43WAITLISTED.
10:44ISH.
10:44FAIR.
10:45I DESERVE.
10:46AN ISH.
10:46I'M JUST RELIEVING NOT TO BE DROPED.
10:49SO EVERYBODY WINS.
10:51RIGHT?
10:51YOU?
10:52ME?
10:53JACKIE BALDWIN I'M ASSUMING.
10:54RATE TO HAVE THE MONEY COALS, YES.
10:56BUT WORTH IT I THINK.
10:57OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
10:58TOO SOON.
10:59FAIR.
11:00FAIR.
11:00YES.
11:01UM, LISTEN.
11:02THERE IS ONE CASUALTY.
11:04SOMEONE'S GOT TO TAKE THE FORM.
11:06OH.
11:07FUCK.
11:09LULU.
11:12IS IT BAD BAD?
11:14SHE'S TOUGH.
11:15AND IT'S THE INTERNET, SO TOMORROW IT'LL BE SOMEONE ELSE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
11:20JACKIE'S ON AND NOT THE FOXY ONE.
11:22I GOTTA RUN.
11:23CONGRATS, I THINK.
11:24THAT-
11:32JESUS.
11:51YOU'RE OLD.
11:52TEXT ME.
11:53OF COURSE.
12:08IT'S YOUR MOM.
12:09SHE SAYS, LULU, PLEASE COME HOME.
12:11BELIEVE IT.
12:11NO.
12:12YES.
12:13NO.
12:13YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
12:15TALK TO HER.
12:17SHE HAD HER STUDENT LIE SO THAT I COULD BE CRUSHED ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND SHE COULD KEEP HER
12:21PRECIOUS FUCKING AWARD.
12:23THAT IS ALL SHE CARES ABOUT.
12:24YOU DON'T KNOW SHE ACTUALLY DID THAT.
12:25I HAVE PROOF THAT SHE STOLE THAT STORY.
12:27I WILL NOT LET HER GET AWAY WITH THIS.
12:28WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
12:29MAKE ANOTHER TIKTOK?
12:30MAYBE I SHOULD.
12:31OR GO ON THE TODAY SHOW.
12:32I'M JUST LOOKING FOR MORE TRAUMA.
12:33YOU'RE LIKE A TRAUMA JUNKEY.
12:35SO SHE FINALLY.
12:37NOW YOU SEE MY POINT?
12:39SHE REACHED OUT.
12:40SHE WANTS TO SEE YOU.
12:42SHE IS BREAKING A PATTERN AND SO SHOULD YOU.
12:51AND WE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT SHIRTLESS MIKE LATER.
12:57YOU FELLOWS HAVE TRAVELED A GREAT DISTANCE FOLLOWING A NORTHERN STAR OF GIFTS IN HAND AND YOUR FAITH WAS REWARDED,
13:03RIGHT?
13:03AND IN MY OWN WAY I HAVE TRAVELED A GREAT DISTANCE FOLLOWING MY HEART SNORED STAR ONLY TO BE REJECTED
13:10AND PORTURED AND TRAUMATIZED AND I'M LOSING MY FAITH.
13:15I'M LOSING MY FAITH IN FAITH?
13:19I'M IN NIGHER NEED IN SOME KIND OF SIGN.
13:21A REASON OF PURPOSE AND DIRECTION.
13:35YOUR EXISTENCE IS COMPLICATED BUT I THANK YOU ANYWAY.
13:41WELL YOU'VE RESTORED MY FAITH.
13:43IN WHAT?
13:44IN LIFE.
13:45HI.
13:46HI.
13:47I-I KNOW YOU'RE ON A MINI SCIENCE SABBATICAL CARING FOR A LOVED ONE RIGHT NOW.
13:51AND I HATE TO BOTHER YOU BUT-
13:53GET IT?
13:53YOU WERE NEVER A BOTHER.
13:55I'M-I'M GLAD.
13:57WHAT'S GOING ON?
13:59UM...
13:59LESS IS NOT GOOD.
14:01OH, I KNOW.
14:02YOU KNOW?
14:03I-I-WELL, WE WORK TOGETHER SO CLOSELY THAT IT'S LIKE A TWIN FLAME THING.
14:07I-I CAN FEEL IT EVEN IF I CAN'T SEE IT IN-IN PERSON.
14:11UH, THING IS, WE NEED HIM GOOD.
14:14LIKE, GREAT.
14:15HE'S TOO EXHAUSTED TO STRING A COHERENT SENTENCE TOGETHER AND THE INVESTOR PRESENTATION IS TOMORROW.
14:20WAIT.
14:21TOMORROW?
14:22YEAH.
14:22HILTON SWIM.
14:23OH.
14:24SO, HOW CAN I BE HELPFUL?
14:25UH, I WISH YOU COULD TALK TO HIM.
14:27GET HIM BACK ON TRACK.
14:29I MEAN, HE THINKS YOU'RE IN, LIKE, HEAVEN?
14:33I'M NEARBY.
14:53GREAT CHOICE!
14:54HA!
14:55IT'S MY FAVORITE!
14:56WOULD IT GET THROUGH, UH, EASYDLE DOR EASLY?
14:59LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER.
15:00Yes, please.
15:03Question.
15:04Chuck, if you had a very clever, determined, angry mouse that was keeping you up all night, driving you fucking
15:10insane,
15:10what would you use to slow her down?
15:13Let me ask you this.
15:14Are you looking for something?
15:16Humane or...
15:17Indomane.
15:21Let me show you both the options.
15:22Yes, please.
15:25I'll wait to hear from you with, um, the bells on.
15:28Very well.
15:33Oh, um, um, I was on a personal call.
15:38I apologize.
15:40I cannot lie.
15:41Why do you look like that?
15:42Nervous.
15:43Glowing.
15:44When you hung up with whoever you were speaking to, you smiled and glowed.
15:47Am I in trouble?
15:48Not yet.
15:49I'm curious.
15:50I was talking to, um, someone special.
15:53You're in a relationship.
15:55No, no, no.
15:55The someone special already has a someone special.
16:00Am I fired?
16:01Isn't it anti-feminist to be considered the other woman?
16:03I'm sorry?
16:03Your Instagram account.
16:04Janet Colgate.
16:06Physicist.
16:07Feminist.
16:09Celiac.
16:09You're on Instagram?
16:10In a way.
16:11I lurk.
16:11I research.
16:13Everyone.
16:14Janet.
16:17You're the other woman.
16:18Oh, I don't think I have that status yet.
16:21Same.
16:26Mom, I'm here.
16:27Let's talk.
16:30Mom?
16:30I'm in here.
16:32Where?
16:33In the kitchen.
16:36Mom, where?
16:38On the island.
16:40The what?
16:41Okay, this is fucking stupid.
16:43By the salt and pepper.
16:51It's me.
16:52Uh, I'm tiny.
16:54And I know it's a shock.
16:55Just try not to-
16:55You're tiny?
16:58Scream.
16:59Okay, before we continue, let's crash course in volume control.
17:03You're going to lean into a whisper.
17:04I'll lean into a shout.
17:05We'll meet in the middle.
17:06Are you real?
17:09Yeah.
17:10I am real.
17:11Holy fuck.
17:13Holy fuck, dad did this.
17:15The dollhouse.
17:16The crying.
17:17The Today Show.
17:18Grandma-
17:21Quieter.
17:22Sorry.
17:23It's okay.
17:25How did this happen?
17:28It was an accident.
17:30An accident.
17:31Your dad and I are working through some issues.
17:34I am working through some issues.
17:36It's why I reached out.
17:38Lulu,
17:40This comments online just broke my heart.
17:43You don't deserve-
17:44It's-
17:45It's-
17:45I'm-
17:46No, God.
17:46I fucked up.
17:49Why are you crying?
17:50I don't know.
17:51I don't know.
17:52Because I'm so fucking mad at you.
17:55I hated you.
17:57You lied.
17:58That Jackie Baldwin bitch lied.
17:59Okay.
18:00I'm sorry.
18:00I don't know how to whisper cry.
18:01I can't even fucking yell.
18:03No, it's okay.
18:03You should yell.
18:04You should be mad.
18:05Don't tell me that I should be mad when I should be mad.
18:08And now, I can't be mad.
18:12Because you're just so small.
18:15And I feel so bad.
18:18Come here.
18:21Come.
18:24Closer.
18:26Closer.
18:29Don't look up my nose.
18:32I won't.
18:33This is so weird.
18:38I know.
18:40Our family's weird now.
18:45So, um, are you okay?
18:49Well, I'm branded dog shit, but I'm okay.
18:52This is all my fault.
18:54I'm not a great mom.
18:56I want to be.
18:57I need to try harder.
18:59I can start right now.
19:00Where to start?
19:01Okay, um, I wrote a book.
19:04Whoa.
19:04We're going back 20 years?
19:06How long is the story?
19:07Short.
19:07And with a point.
19:08We'll see.
19:09I wrote a book.
19:10I got rewarded.
19:11I felt like a fraud.
19:13This is my first book.
19:14But then I had this prize.
19:15And that basically became my identity.
19:18So, bullshit on bullshit.
19:19Bullshit on bullshit.
19:21And, uh, well, then, then you came along.
19:24And I could focus on you, not me.
19:28So, bullshit me.
19:29She kind of got left behind.
19:32Which I loved.
19:33And then you grew up.
19:34And we grew apart.
19:36And bullshit me kind of showed back up.
19:40I think I resented you resenting me.
19:43But that is not being a good parent.
19:45That is being...
19:46A petulant child.
19:48Yeah.
19:48You were hurting.
19:50I didn't know why, but I should have asked.
19:54I should have listened.
19:58Okay.
19:59Well, a few edits maybe, but your story did have a point.
20:03So, I'm listening now.
20:05And I have really good hearing.
20:07It's a benefit of being this tiny.
20:10I hate science.
20:12You do?
20:13Dad's gonna lose his fucking brain.
20:14I mean...
20:15I flunked out of school.
20:16So, go ahead.
20:18Freak out.
20:18You did?
20:19Yeah.
20:19By design.
20:20I mean...
20:21Okay.
20:21How?
20:22It was harder than I expected.
20:24I bet.
20:26I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
20:30I dropped a TikTok outing my mom as a plagiarist.
20:33I burned down your dollhouse.
20:35What?
20:36Yeah.
20:37Well, great.
20:38I deleted Darling Daughter.
20:40Wait.
20:41That was you?
20:42Yeah.
20:42I was 11.
20:43You should really change your password.
20:46Wait.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:52You read that?
20:54Yeah.
20:54It's okay.
20:55I know you didn't want me.
20:56I get it.
20:58Lulu.
20:59I was channeling Grandma Diane, my mom, thinking about me.
21:05Really?
21:06Of course.
21:06Oh, my God.
21:07I've never regretted having you.
21:10But the resentment...
21:11No.
21:11That was later.
21:12Indifference.
21:13God.
21:13No.
21:15Makes sense.
21:17Does it?
21:18Yeah, actually.
21:20I read your book.
21:21I can definitely see the Grandma Diane connection.
21:23God, it breaks my heart that you thought I didn't...
21:27That you grew up thinking that I didn't want you?
21:30Oh, my God.
21:31I'm so sorry.
21:33Oh, sweet girl.
21:34I'm so sorry.
21:36I suck.
21:37Oh, I suck.
21:38I fucking suck.
21:40I suck, too.
21:41That's also my fault.
21:42And Dad's.
21:43We all suck.
21:44Which sucks.
21:51You read my book.
21:53You want me to tell you it's good?
21:56No.
21:56It's okay.
21:59I'll take it.
22:00So, do you have to tell Dad I flunked out?
22:02Like a UFP or United Family, whatever it is?
22:06The UPS.
22:07United Parental Front.
22:08No, fuck it.
22:18I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow.
22:20Like, make a case or whatever.
22:22Tell them why they shouldn't kick me out of school.
22:24What are you going to say?
22:26Hey, we could practice it.
22:28No.
22:29Don't get all mom about it.
22:32Okay.
22:35Hey, Lulu.
22:36What's going on?
22:38Dad.
22:44I can explain.
22:45Les, don't worry.
22:47I already explained.
22:49What did she tell you?
22:50A lot.
22:52She's a liar.
22:53You're the liar, Dad.
22:54Well, uh, what?
22:55The dollhouse?
22:56Grandma?
22:57Mom left us?
22:59You let me think she was having an emotional breakdown.
23:01No.
23:01What the fuck?
23:02No, no, no.
23:02You've never lied to me before.
23:06What did you tell her?
23:07Whatever I want.
23:08I'm her mother.
23:08She needed me.
23:09Since when?
23:10You had no right to talk to her.
23:12God.
23:12No.
23:12No, no, no.
23:13We discussed this.
23:14U-P-F.
23:15U-P-F.
23:15We said that telling you would traumatize you when we were going to tell you together.
23:18That's the U in U-P-F.
23:20Someone had to be the P.
23:21Well, here's the F.
23:22Fuck you.
23:22Fuck you.
23:23Fuck you.
23:24Fuck you.
23:25Fuck you.
23:26Fuck you.
23:26Why?
23:30Oh, shit.
23:33We are horrible.
23:35The worst.
23:36It makes me sick to make her sick.
23:38Yeah, be true.
23:39We need to get our shit together.
23:42Jesus.
23:43Look at us.
23:44Look at me.
23:46I know.
23:47I know.
23:47Okay.
23:48Okay.
23:53I'm so sorry, Lulu.
23:55This is us.
23:56Not you.
23:57Never you.
23:58Never you.
23:58I think I'm empty.
24:05This is so fucked.
24:07Our family is fucked.
24:11You're standing on the sink.
24:13Yeah.
24:14But, uh, this is our new reality.
24:16We're fucked up family like everybody else, you know?
24:19Sort of.
24:20Until we're not, I can fix this.
24:22Can you, Dad?
24:24Yes.
24:25Do you believe me?
24:29I believe you.
24:30You know, and you're brilliant.
24:32Frustratingly so.
24:33I've always believed in you.
24:35Always.
24:38Okay, so like, what do we do now?
24:40We live.
24:41Dad and I are gonna work things out.
24:44You're gonna go back to school tonight.
24:46And, um, then we'll all go skiing over President's Day weekend or something.
24:50I don't know.
24:50But we're gonna be okay.
24:51We're going to be okay.
24:53Right?
24:54Yes.
24:55Absolutely.
24:56Yes.
25:00Is it bad that I kind of want to see Mom on tiny skis?
25:07Hey.
25:08You know I love you, kiddo.
25:11Yeah, I know.
25:20She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
25:22I think she did.
25:23She did not.
25:24You know she did not.
25:25Okay, this is a lot for her to process.
25:27I've lost her love.
25:30Now you're being dramatic.
25:31Dramatic?
25:33She fucking adored me and now she can barely look at me.
25:36Yeah, it stings.
25:37No, no, no, it's fine.
25:38It's okay.
25:39I understand.
25:39I know.
25:40I know that you love this.
25:41You love it.
25:42Love what?
25:42You want me to be Hurricane Les, don't you?
25:46Well, bravo.
25:47This is your fucking guilt talking.
25:50That's what this is.
25:50You just, you took my daughter away from me.
25:54Your daughter?
25:54That was your plan.
25:55This was my plan.
25:56I was her hero and now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
25:59I told her it was an accident.
26:01You want me to play her the voice note, huh?
26:03Oh, I'm sure you painted a very pretty picture of yours.
26:05Did you tell her about Richard?
26:07Did you tell her about Richard?
26:08His blood is on your hands, slutty.
26:10Really?
26:11My tiny, innocent, shrunken on purpose hands?
26:14Maybe you deserve to be her mad scientist,
26:18shithead dad who shrunk her mom.
26:19Every dad disappoints eventually.
26:21It's finally your fucking turn.
26:27You run, Lillard.
26:29And you make me sick.
26:33What the fuck are you doing?
26:38It would be so easy just to let go.
26:40I've seen your balls last.
26:42They aren't big enough.
26:43Oh, it's been a while.
26:48Maybe you've forgotten how big they are.
26:50Put me down.
26:57You motherfucker.
27:00You're dead.
27:02Sure, why not?
27:09What the fuck?
27:10What the fuck?
27:10What the fuck?
27:51You were a good and loyal friend.
27:54I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
27:57I'm sorry you've ended this way.
28:01I'm sorry too, Dolores.
28:05Your eyes do not deceive you.
28:07I am not a ghost.
28:08I am very much alive.
28:10Oh, Richard!
28:12I'm so relieved.
28:13You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
28:17I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position,
28:20but I want to put your mind at ease.
28:23Nothing happened below the belt.
28:24Well, the belt was off, Richard.
28:26All part of the charade.
28:30I never meant to hurt you.
28:31Yes, you did.
28:32However, I know you never meant to vanquish me.
28:35Which you did not.
28:37Call it even?
28:39Even Stephen.
28:44I have a science thought, if I may be so bold.
28:46Please.
28:47So, given my recent firsthand experiences,
28:50I've been thinking about the quantum harmonic oscillator.
28:52What if its potential energy is akin to the mass on a spring?
28:55As in, uh, V of X equals one-half KX squared,
28:58where K is the spring constant,
28:59and X is the displacement.
29:01I mean, that's a, that's,
29:02that's a parabolic curve.
29:05I mean, that could work.
29:09I've missed this.
29:10Me too.
29:11I will say, Janet's been good.
29:12Very good.
29:12Um, but I haven't, I missed, uh,
29:14I missed the, uh,
29:15you don't need to say it.
29:16I know.
29:17Richard, I, you, missed you.
29:19I do owe you an apology.
29:22I was a fool for love.
29:25I keep wondering,
29:28was I driven by love,
29:29or the tragedy of love?
29:31You know, I can't believe you miniaturized yourself for her.
29:34Oh, you would have done the same if you weren't needed to solve the formula.
29:38Oh no, Richard, never crossed my mind.
29:41No, we've reached a new low.
29:43May I ask why?
29:47Because I know her.
29:48I really fucking know her.
29:52Not worth it.
29:54Then you know she's coming for you.
29:56Oh, I do.
29:58But I can't fucking wait.
30:06Oh, God damn.
30:08Oh, Uncle Sam can get me on that, huh?
30:10My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
30:12I guess I'm cute.
30:13Yes, listen to me, cuter.
30:14Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp,
30:17and then restored to regular size on the battlefield.
30:20From bang to boom.
30:22And with your connections,
30:23bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
30:53I'm coming for you.
30:56You crossed the line.
30:59You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
31:04You wanted to drown me.
31:07It's my turn now.
31:10Death?
31:10It's too easy.
31:11But I can't make you suffer.
31:14Your swimming pool?
31:15Moat?
31:17Cannot stop me.
31:18I may be small forever,
31:19but I've never been more powerful.
31:31I must destroy your greatest prize.
31:34I must break you,
31:36Drago Rocky IV.
31:41Laugh it up.
31:44Laugh it up.
31:48Let's reset.
32:14Well, well, well.
32:16Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
32:19I'm protecting science.
32:21You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
32:23Drawn to wrath by you.
32:24It was a kiss.
32:25A naked kiss.
32:26Fine.
32:27A naked kiss.
32:30Now move.
32:33Richie,
32:34please don't make me hurt you.
32:36Hurt me?
32:37You destroyed me.
32:39Richie,
32:42I am sorry.
32:44Truly.
32:46Sincerely sorry.
32:49You're a good man.
32:50You're a really good man.
32:52Now please,
32:54move.
32:55I am for you to think about what you're doing.
32:58He'll turn us,
32:59some of the demonstrations of this morning,
33:01this is,
33:02that's his last chance to fix the formula,
33:03and so we just,
33:04we both need him to succeed.
33:06So regardless of what's happened,
33:07just think about your future,
33:09mine,
33:13your generosity of spirit
33:15will be instrumental in our restoration
33:17and a scientific discovery for the ages.
33:20One worthy of the recognition
33:21of the highest order,
33:23the Nobel.
33:26Oh, Richie.
33:27Richie, Richie, Richie.
33:30You almost haven't convinced.
33:33Get the fuck out of my way.
33:36I would rather die a six-inch death
33:38and see less little John
33:40win a fucking Nobel.
33:44You're gone.
33:45You're gone to the heart of darkness.
33:50The curve.
33:52The flaw of the curve.
33:54The curve to infinity.
33:59I need to reset.
34:01I need to rest.
34:02I'm so close.
34:04What's the map?
34:05What is it that you don't see?
34:13I don't see me.
34:15What?
34:16Don't.
34:18You.
34:20I'm so.
34:25I don't.
35:27Hulk!
35:28You made a fucking canoe!
35:30I'm bigger than you!
35:32I won't crush you!
35:33I won't win!
35:38Oh, come on!
35:44Hulk!
35:46Hulk, lad!
35:47Lindy?
35:50Lindy?
35:52If you're hurt, answer me!
35:53We can call a timeout!
35:56I don't know what to do!
35:57I don't know what to do!
36:00I'm coming, Lindy!
36:01I'm coming!
36:02I'm coming!
36:03And I'm trusting!
36:05This is the timeout, Lindy!
36:06We're here now!
36:07I'm coming!
36:08I'm coming!
36:09I'm coming!
36:10I'm coming!
36:11I'm coming!
36:11Ow!
36:12Ow!
36:13Ow!
36:15My pathetic hero!
36:16I called a timeout!
36:18I didn't agree!
36:19Ow!
36:19You're a poor sport and a monster!
36:21You deserved it!
36:22You're a sore loser!
36:23You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion!
36:26Good!
36:26Now we're even!
36:27Time in!
36:28So there was a timeout!
36:29In your mind, I'm dumbing down the play-along!
36:32Oh, yeah, you didn't mean to dumb down.
36:33You've been dining up on dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
36:35Dumb luck!
36:36That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
36:39Talent is the battle crime on housewives of a little mid-day shark.
36:43I teach!
36:44Yeah, those who can't do.
36:46What's the saying?
36:47You want to say a woman's future look at a mother?
36:48Well, you are your mother.
36:49That's not even the saying, idiot.
36:51I'm no idiot!
36:52I'm a literal genius!
36:53Who's out of ideas?
36:54A science has-been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
36:58At least I started something and finished it and won!
37:02That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
37:06Start and finish.
37:08I win again.
37:09What do you think there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
37:11You.
37:13Ow!
37:14You!
37:19All right, I'm ready!
37:26What?
37:29What happened to you?
37:30Your eye!
37:31Ew.
37:32Nothing.
37:32Why are you here?
37:33You're late.
37:34What time's it?
37:35Presentation time.
37:36You're not answering your phone.
37:37Hey, down here!
37:39What's that?
37:39He made me die!
37:41He's down here!
37:41Hey!
37:42Just a minute.
37:43Fuck me.
37:46Five minutes.
37:47I'll be right behind you.
38:05Hi, Lulu!
38:06Hi, Tiny Mom.
38:08Oh, funny.
38:09I'm back at school.
38:11How did it go with the review board?
38:13It hasn't happened yet.
38:14Um, I'm thinking about bailing.
38:17Oh, yeah.
38:18I get that instinct.
38:20What would you do?
38:22Uh, okay, let me think.
38:25Um, well...
38:26I know you're excited I called.
38:28Don't make it a thing.
38:28I will hang up.
38:29Got it.
38:30I would want to bail, too.
38:33But, older, tiny me might come to regret that.
38:39Like, regret what?
38:40It's self-destructive.
38:41And they control the narrative.
38:47Lulu?
38:50That's pretty good parenting.
38:52What the fuck?
38:54I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
38:56There she is.
38:57It can only be me.
38:59Hey, so, you know, um...
39:00I was thinking...
39:01You get to hold this my-husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
39:06Like, you could be tiny for forever.
39:09Which, that's kind of cool, but...
39:12Is it cool forever?
39:13You know, I'm just saying, you know...
39:15Forever leverage.
39:16Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
39:18Uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am making peace with it.
39:22Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
39:24If a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
39:27Once again, funny.
39:28Just thoughts.
39:29Okay.
39:31I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
39:35Bye, tiny mom.
39:53So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
39:55I need a third option.
39:56Sid called.
39:57Oh.
39:58Ultimatum.
39:59Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
40:01Like her patients.
40:02Lindy doesn't have a second book.
40:03Or does she?
40:04No, she does not.
40:05Hell yes, she does.
40:07Ultimatum.
40:08Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
40:10That was quick.
40:11Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
40:13But I have a strict moral code.
40:14Huh.
40:15So let's wheel and deal.
40:16You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
40:20My dad.
40:22He doesn't know anything about this yet.
40:24Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
40:26Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
40:31This is the hate part, but let's just focus on the love part.
40:34Which is what, exactly?
40:36Whatever you choose.
40:38It's an ethics test.
40:39Your imprint, or my dad.
40:41Lies, or love.
40:51Me.
40:53I choose me.
40:54Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
40:56Love the me choice.
40:57Hate the rhyme.
40:59Is this going to be a problem?
41:01First thing you've said that I respected.
41:03Philip.
41:04Dad's name's Philip.
41:05Goes by Flip.
41:06Flip.
41:08I flipped for Flip.
41:10Oh, God.
41:11That's a good day, right?
41:12Very.
41:14How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
41:18Only less little John knows.
41:20Now what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the original
41:24size?
41:24Where is this jackass?
41:26I can assure you, you'll be here.
41:28A hundred.
41:29A thousand.
41:30Ears of corn.
41:38I know I'm late.
41:39I know I just, I just need a minute.
41:43I fell down.
41:44Oh, really?
41:45Mount Kilimanjaro?
41:46Yes, practically, yes.
41:48Hilton is going to sell the tank to the military.
41:51Bang the boom, I said.
41:53What, after we solve the hunger?
41:54No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
41:58Big surprise.
41:59But I am so close.
42:00For real, for real.
42:02I know, I believe you.
42:03Now, Hilton owns the tank.
42:04He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
42:05Wait, but we can't be party to that.
42:09So, walk, no, run.
42:10You run away.
42:13I, I don't think I can.
42:15Give them what they want.
42:16You out, the second government hands, but not the restoration.
42:20Okay?
42:21What about my new bell?
42:21What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
42:23Um, it's time.
42:27Listen, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
42:32Me?
42:33Don't fuck it up.
42:39I see you.
42:40Looking at me.
42:42Judging me.
42:43Like, smug dicks.
42:45But you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
42:50I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
42:54I don't know what I want for myself.
42:57And I thought that was a problem.
42:59But it's not.
43:02It's just the process.
43:03And I can figure that out here.
43:07Or somewhere else.
43:11Honestly, I'm okay either way.
43:25Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
43:42He looks fucking nuts.
43:45Yes, quite.
43:46Science is not magic.
43:48No.
43:50There is no...
43:51Ta-da!
43:52There is not.
43:53It is work.
43:54Hard work.
43:56Evidently.
43:57It's frustration.
43:59It's passion.
44:01It's misery and joy.
44:02And it's fear.
44:03You can spend years lost wandering among the trees.
44:06Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
44:08Which goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
44:14Well, today's that day.
44:20Let's finish what we started.
44:28Here are my final thoughts.
44:32H hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half plus...
44:39Must be hat squared over 2m plus 2 over m omega squared, uh, x squared.
44:47Which...
44:52Which...
45:07It's upside down.
45:11It's inverted.
45:13Janet?
45:15Invert.
45:16M omega squared, x squared, over 2.
45:20Bob's?
45:21Invert!
45:22Invert!
45:26M omega squared, x squared, over 2.
45:31Carl, implement.
45:56Let's make history.
46:22Gentle people.
46:24Three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
46:28Translation.
46:29Ta-da!
46:37Okay.
46:38Fuck, I hate tape measures.
46:42Okay.
46:44It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Le's little job.
47:04I did it.
47:06I did it.
47:07I did it.
47:08I did it!
47:10I did it.
47:11I have to imitate your screen.
47:12Limitless stabilization!
47:14Yes!
47:15Translation?
47:16Hilton, the corn...
47:17Let me, let me.
47:27Delicious, sweet, and crisp.
47:34Oh dear.
47:40You okay?
47:41Vess?
47:43Give me some!
47:45Vess, Vess, are you okay?
47:46No, no, no!
47:47Give us a twist, give us a twist!
47:48Ta-da!
47:51I got you!
47:53Finally, I got you!
47:54Fuck yeah, you did.
47:56Awesomeness.
47:59How can I just got nothing on you, huh?
48:07Let's talk, I'm with you.
48:08What the fuck?
48:09Let's talk, I'm with you.
48:10Yeah.
48:19Oh no, you didn't.
48:24I fucking hate tape measures.
48:26It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Little Dog.
48:30All right, Nils, you want to know more about Les' The Secret Project?
48:34Here I am, eh?
48:37Les.
48:39Is it the corn?
48:40Are you sick?
48:41No, it's not the corn.
48:41Somebody emailed something.
48:42Something not good to a journalist, and something's going to destroy me in just one.
48:46Nils, is that the journalist?
48:48Yes.
48:48How did you know?
48:49You mentioned him before.
48:50Yes, well imagine what he could do if you had something on me.
48:52Something big, small, but very big.
48:53What do I do?
48:55You've said, relax, today is your day, no, it's our day, we did it, partners.
49:09Don't worry about Nils, Vivian's taken care of it.
49:12Nils has retired permanently.
49:15Nils is not a problem.
49:18It's not.
49:19Who sent you the email?
49:20Now, tell Vivian, who is your problem?
49:24Are you going third person?
49:25I find it effective in situations such as this.
49:26Now, tell Vivian, fine, doesn't matter who, sometimes, when someone threatens the most
49:38important thing in the world to you, you have no choice but to eliminate them.
49:43Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
49:49You are going to have to stop them.
49:53Does that scare you?
49:54No.
49:55Yes.
49:56No.
49:56A little.
49:57I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
49:59Did you think that?
50:00No.
50:00Yes.
50:02No.
50:02A little.
50:02No, I'm only suggesting.
50:04Creative.
50:06Why, yes.
50:07Get creative.
50:08And then leave the rest to fate.
50:13Fate makes its own choices.
50:16Fate.
50:18Yes, that is creative.
50:21Come on, Nils.
50:23Woo!
50:29Write me back.
50:30Write me back, Nils.
50:31Jesus.
50:33Come on, Nils.
50:36No.
50:37Lindy.
50:39Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
50:42I'm unarmed.
50:44There's no tricks up these sleeves.
50:45I come bringing tidings to great joy.
50:48I solved the restoration formula.
50:50I can make you big again, if that's something you're interested in.
51:03I've decided we're keeping him.
51:05Yeah.
51:06He won't play ball.
51:07You don't know that.
51:08I do, actually.
51:10That's kind of my thing.
51:11Just fire him.
51:12I can get him to play.
51:14Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
51:16More valuable than mine?
51:17Or yours?
51:18You're making me choose.
51:19You're making me choose.
51:20Well, then we should both choose wisely.
51:28What?
51:29I'm not even blocking you.
51:30Just go around.
51:37You better not be fucking with me.
51:39Oh, no.
51:40It's true.
51:40I did it.
51:41I remain a literal genius.
51:42Look, I miniaturized and restored, Mr. Magoo.
51:47How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
51:48I hate that cat.
51:49Well, that's funny.
51:50He told me he hates you, too.
51:52I'm a human being.
51:52what's that magoo huh you're hungry poor thing he's been through a lot what am i saying you
52:01know sorta well gotta feed him he ain't humane not to right you know dr carmichael said that
52:09i can't force change on you so i'm having second thoughts about making you big i think i've learned
52:14that i have to accept you for who you are the way you are and that you're never gonna stop
52:21i gotta eat myself worked up quite the appetite i think i deserve a good meal
52:25and so i bid you farewell and i wish you the best of luck
52:32i'll leave it up to fate
52:45good kitty easy
53:04so be honest when i took a bite of the sweet corn did you think i was going to explode
53:07did you you didn't did i i don't know i mean i i mean not really but but you know
53:11i was thinking um
53:11trust the math trust the math that's all right oh did you see hilton did you see his face was
53:15he
53:15scared let's not focus on hilton yeah let's focus on me instead let's focus on us yeah i'm
53:21the golden boy cheers to me cheers to us and everything we want to accomplish together
53:27you know i can't believe it i mean i can't believe it but i can't believe it because you
53:29know i did make fun in history if only lindy could see me now right lindy yeah you know i
53:34saw her in my
53:35science thoughts at the podium um that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up bang that was it
53:40i
53:40got it invert lindy helped you with science yeah i guess you know cheers to me again you're not
53:50really eating i feel ill yeah so do i a little bit in my stomach i think it's excitement less
53:54we shared
53:57we got personal we have secrets i thought we were partners a scientist standing in front of another
54:05scientist yeah of course you helped helped yeah like lindy helped you both helped but i plan on
54:14thanking you in my acceptance speech on when i win the nobel and not lindy and then everyone will know
54:19that you contributed and not lindy that's very important to me not lindy is more important to you
54:26than us not really following exactly
54:35i think you should collect your things uh from what from here from the office oh yes good idea
54:40we need more space we do in a way excuse me a moment can i uh where are you anything
54:47else i'm done
55:17i know you can see me open the fucking door
55:22my id is not working
55:26where's mr magoo did you let me in where is mr magoo is this about a cat i want my
55:36tiny cat back i restored
55:39him i took him home it's fucking lindy's cat i hate that cat i don't know who you are
56:10what are you gonna let me in oh
56:13what was the plan here my id didn't work and you were gonna drive through the lobby
56:22yeah
56:25you didn't listen i tried i was passionate about it i cursed i warned you about these people you did
56:34you dummy now it's over hilton has everything
56:41we have nothing well i i couldn't help it it's my life's work i had to do it
56:50less the nobel was never on the table they were always going to steal your attack
56:57martin without the nobel i'm not worthy worthy of what
57:11her lindy
57:14i needed lindy to be proud of me
57:19lindy's the only person who's ever really got me see me
57:25lindy
57:27she can get her out of my head she's everywhere
57:34oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh what i can't keep up can you get back in there what did
57:42i just say
57:42i have to get the formula oh fuck i can't go home without it i need a ride no you're
57:46gonna have to
57:46take an uber because i got dana no you're gonna fucking drive me home fucking now this is life or
57:50death mark for real this time really really real but who could eat her the cat
57:54down i'll explain i'll explain to you and dana later you're gonna drive me come on why what are you
58:23you're alive you're alive wrong one but i just try to reconcile less the husband and less the
58:27scientist what drives a man that there's a generation of compassion towards science and yet
58:31that's something else just watch his wife i just tell me why i'm asking you again why less
58:37richie what no no no this is not the time listen why marry a man
58:41you're not okay
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