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00:01Mr. Incognito. Mr. Fancy Pants. Who could possibly win?
00:07When Margo was little, she played with dolls and practiced her make-believe with a vengeance.
00:12You think, punk, you're a dead man. Try me, loser. Burn, die, kill, and crush.
00:21An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, and this one could pretend just about anything.
00:26And they're still down, and they're fighting.
00:28Eventually, her imagination became her playmate.
00:32Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head.
00:35Lives she never lived. Impossible possibilities.
00:39Sometimes, she wondered if this was a curse.
00:42Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood?
00:51Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it?
01:04The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date.
01:08You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen,
01:11and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, giving yourself over entirely.
01:17That's what you want.
01:19For the author to come right up to you in the dark of your twisted mind,
01:22and kiss you on the throat.
01:27Miss Millett?
01:30Can you hold back a second?
01:34Did I write it?
01:35Of course I wrote it.
01:37I do not plagiarize.
01:38I wrote that.
01:39Okay, and my second question is, why are you here?
01:48This paper is excellent.
01:49Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere.
01:52Yeah, right. Like Harvard?
01:54Yes, like Harvard.
01:55I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper.
01:58That is exactly why they let you in.
02:04Oh.
02:06I'm meeting him for coffee.
02:08I'm sorry, what? Why?
02:10What?
02:10Marco, if a professor asks a student to get coffee...
02:12It's because he wants to fuck her.
02:14They've actually done studies.
02:15He's married.
02:16Oh, gee, then.
02:18I want to get coffee with him, okay?
02:20Why? Is he cute?
02:21He thinks my writing is brilliant.
02:24And he meant it.
02:25Okay, do you not see the irony here?
02:27He wows you with the characters in books are not real.
02:29It's why the reader falls for them.
02:30And now here you are, falling for him, who's equally unreal.
02:33Just the title, Professor, makes him mysteriously non-human in your eyes.
02:36Can you for once not analyze me?
02:37I don't need to analyze you.
02:39I know you.
02:40And you're probably a character in a book for him, too.
02:42One with sticky pages.
02:44Don't be gross.
02:45I'm meeting your mother.
02:46Do I need to call your mother?
02:47I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay?
02:52I'm not!
02:53It's possible that I might be a leg man.
02:57I always thought I was a forearm man, because of this little nook between the bicep and the forearm.
03:02But, my lord, this leg.
03:05My mother has the best legs in the history of the planet.
03:08I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them.
03:12Her legs?
03:12And then I thought, no, I want to be her sheer black pantyhose.
03:16She works at Bloomingdale's.
03:19I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings.
03:22I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hoes?
03:25Good that you reset your aspirations.
03:29Do you remember when you first wanted to become a writer?
03:31Ever since I was little.
03:34Probably because of my father.
03:35He used to read to me when I was a baby.
03:37Really?
03:38When does he think of you writing?
03:40Oh, he's never read me.
03:42I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but...
03:47It's not like I can really claim to know him.
03:49Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces.
03:52I think he would be quite proud to know you.
03:55So, I wrote you a poem.
03:58The Hungry Ghost.
04:01In the dark, we turn to one another.
04:03Like deformed doves, confused that we have bodies.
04:08I feel nothing.
04:10Keep touching me.
04:11I feel nothing.
04:13I'm a hungry ghost.
04:20Isn't it amazing?
04:22It's creepy.
04:23It's beautiful.
04:25Your blood sugar is low.
04:27Go to the store right now and buy some OJ and Harvest Cheddar Sun Checks.
04:30I'm fine.
04:31I don't want orange meal.
04:32Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this dude.
04:35I don't know how to write a recommendation for you.
04:36Either that or you report him.
04:38Oh, maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU.
04:39You, uh...
04:40We have real professors here, by the way, who are more into teaching than getting into their students' pants.
04:44Oh!
04:46Hello?
04:47Did you just throw me?
04:48Margo, pick up that phone.
04:50Stay away from him.
04:51Margo!
04:52Stay away from him!
05:08Thank you for coming.
05:13No, not here.
05:15This is the sacred place.
05:17That is actually why I had you meet me here today.
05:25So?
05:25So, this place is obviously an important part of me.
05:33As are you.
05:34As is God.
05:36I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us.
05:43Okay.
05:44It's great that you're with us on Sundays.
05:47I want you to be among us.
05:55Okay.
05:57The choir?
05:58Uh.
05:59You agreed to be in the choir.
06:01Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee.
06:03Is it a cult?
06:04This church?
06:06Kenny wants me to, um, be among the Episcopalians.
06:11House school.
06:13Any upticks in your intelligence?
06:15Some.
06:18Hold on.
06:18Oh, Mom.
06:20You can't just do this to somebody.
06:22I only do this to you.
06:23You have such beautiful eyes, and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so.
06:27What are you studying?
06:28Well, um, my lit class, I have this amazing professor, which, I mean, who knew at Fullerton
06:36College, right?
06:37He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer.
06:40Could you imagine me as a real writer?
06:42Yes, I can imagine that.
06:45Tell me about him.
06:47Who?
06:48Your professor?
06:53Well, he's great.
06:56There's this contagion in the way that he teaches.
07:00He has a way of really making you feel the books, feel the characters.
07:05Hmm.
07:07Tell me more.
07:09That's it.
07:10There's nothing really more to tell.
07:13That isn't true, is it?
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19If you want to get free.
07:31Who's that?
07:32It's one of my roommates.
07:33Roommates?
07:33I told you I have roommates.
07:35You didn't say they would be home.
07:36Well, see who what of them is.
07:37Let's go over there.
07:38It's a stress-bearing wall.
07:46He is tender and thoughtful and sweet.
07:49And he writes beautiful emails.
07:51Let me read you one.
07:52Marco, he's a 30-something-year-old professor shipping a student.
07:56Do not be falling in love with him.
07:58I'm not going to fall in love with him.
08:00But he's making you fall in love with you some.
08:02And that's the oldest trick in the book.
08:04You're too smart for this.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:27Oh, uh, sorry.
08:28Um, how I, uh, how I exercise.
08:33To that?
08:34To him?
08:35Yeah.
08:35I love wrestling.
08:37And he's my favorite.
08:39Isn't he retired?
08:41You follow wrestling?
08:43No.
08:45Oh, well, yeah.
08:46He has the most amazing bellow.
08:48It's like Tarzan.
08:50Ah!
09:05So does Pitch Beckham.
09:06She's probably just jealous, you know?
09:08Friends can get envious that way.
09:09And what exactly would she have been envious of?
09:12Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university while you get to be here
09:15in Fullerton working a night shift.
09:18With you.
09:18Exactly.
09:19With me.
09:20Oh.
09:21Are you still nauseous?
09:22Oh, it's just a bad taco, I think.
09:25It's fine.
09:26Oh.
09:29Dude, that is not cool.
09:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:32You've been nauseous for three days, dude.
09:34You think maybe you should take a test?
09:36What do you mean a test?
09:37I mean a test.
09:38The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College.
10:17Oh, my fuck.
10:21Holy shit.
10:23Um.
10:25Okay.
10:27Okay.
10:29Well, um.
10:31I want to be there to support you in any way possible.
10:36Yeah, like.
10:37I would start by calling Planned Parenthood, but I don't know if a private doctor does it
10:41or if it's nicer.
10:42I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic.
10:44Um.
10:48What?
10:49Sounds like you've made my decision.
10:51Excuse me?
10:53That I should have an abortion.
10:55What?
10:56I would never make such a decision for you.
11:00That is your decision to make.
11:02I mean, ours.
11:03We're not just together, but a woman's body.
11:05Your body.
11:06You're right.
11:07I totally respect that.
11:09Of course.
11:10Obviously.
11:13Are you Catholic?
11:15No.
11:17But terminating a life.
11:21That's something to think about.
11:23As is aborting your future, Margot.
11:26Your promise.
11:28Ever had one of these before?
11:30No.
11:31Well, when the fetus is this size, we can't see well enough through the belly, so we have
11:36to take a peek internally.
11:37You're going to stick that in me?
11:39Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad.
11:42How can it not be bad?
11:43I'm about to be fucked by a robot.
11:47Sorry.
11:47That just came out.
11:48I've heard worse.
11:50Are we ready?
11:51Are we ready?
11:53Yeah.
11:53I guess we're ready.
11:55Make yourself comfortable.
11:58Here we go.
12:11What's that?
12:12Well, that's the heartbeat.
12:19It is.
12:20I would say, based on these measurements, that you're about nine to ten weeks.
12:26What?
12:27Oh, I should have asked.
12:28Do you want to copy the photo?
12:31Yeah.
12:41Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy?
12:57Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy?
13:03I like your nails.
13:05Hmm.
13:07Thanks.
13:11Ten weeks.
13:12Do you want to see the picture?
13:14No.
13:19You want to keep it, don't you?
13:23I don't know.
13:36You keep this baby, you're taking care of it.
13:38It would be your child.
13:39I know.
13:42God damn it, you were in college.
13:45You were going to be somebody.
13:46Who was I going to be?
13:47You know what I mean.
13:48You were going to have a career, and you were going to, like, do things.
13:51What things?
13:52Whatever you wanted.
13:55Oh my god.
13:56Oh my god.
13:58How do I tell Kenny?
13:59Kenny?
14:01He's religious!
14:03He'll either be shocked that you're having an abortion, or that you got knocked up in the first place.
14:07I don't really care what Kenny thinks.
14:09Well, you need to, because he could end up your stepdad.
14:14Fuck!
14:14Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
14:18I'm sorry.
14:22You know me well enough when I get scared.
14:26God, when I got pregnant with you, I was terrified.
14:29You kept me.
14:30One night stand from a guy who picked you up at Hooters.
14:33I mean, what would possess you?
14:37I thought he was the one.
14:40Your dad.
14:40You didn't even know his name.
14:42I guess I'm going to have to tell dad, by the way, if I decide to keep it.
14:46Promise that I'll keep him in a loop on the big stuff.
14:49Yeah, when was the last time you talked to him?
14:52Not in a while.
14:54Closer to never than recently.
14:59How did you break the news when you were pregnant?
15:10One night, he and a few of his friends came into the restaurant and drunk off their asses.
15:18And after my shift, he took me back to his hotel room and I told him.
15:29He seemed really happy.
15:32It was weird.
15:34Like, he couldn't stop smiling and he was rubbing my tummy.
15:38And then he told me he was married and that kind of broke my heart.
15:46And I was crying and he said, I'm really glad that I met you.
15:55And I realized I was really glad that I met him, too.
16:03You know, you come into town, we get together and he'd sometimes bring you a toy,
16:06rock you on his knee and, you know, hoist you around some.
16:11Hoist me around some.
16:13Oh, my friends thought I was the biggest dumbass on earth, but I, I loved him.
16:21You chose to keep me.
16:25I did.
16:30Do you believe things happened for a reason?
16:34I don't know.
16:35I think you want to wreck your life.
16:38I ruined your life.
16:42You ruined my life so pretty.
16:55Are you in love with him?
16:57Your professor?
16:58I'm not in love with him.
17:02I don't want him.
17:07But for whatever reason,
17:11I want this baby.
17:16I want it more than I've ever wanted anything.
17:19I want it more than I've ever wanted anything.
17:31It's very important that you not judge her.
17:34Why would we do that?
17:35We're not judgy people.
17:36I'm just saying she's going to need our support.
17:38I'm not going to feign support for a decision I don't approve of.
17:40She's a student.
17:41Supposedly a feminist.
17:42I mean, what message is she sending?
17:46Hey.
17:47What's up?
17:49We were planning your baby shower.
17:51We were?
17:52I really don't want a baby shower.
17:54Whether you want one or not,
17:55you're going to need stuff,
17:56and that's the best way to get it.
17:57Hey, may I ask,
17:58is he going to be part of the picture?
18:01Evidently not.
18:02What do you mean evidently?
18:03He's gone a bit silent after I told him I'm having it.
18:08He's gone stone cold silent?
18:09He sent me another poem.
18:11Ooh.
18:13What do you mean evidently?
18:21Oh.
18:23Oh.
18:54Down in the tunnel, trying to make you play.
18:57He got the action, he got the motion.
18:59Oh yeah, the boy can play.
19:03Dedication, devotion, turn it all to night time.
19:06And then you can do a song about the sea, the road.
19:08And do a song about the night.
19:11And you can do the walk.
19:13And you can do the walk.
19:14And you can do the walk.
19:25And you can do the walk.
20:18I'm not a serious person.
20:21What kind of person are you?
20:24A cheesy one.
20:26Can I ask you something?
20:29Why do you always write in the third person?
20:32I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character.
20:37My character makes it easier for me to like myself.
20:41You're the most singular woman I've ever met.
20:50Hey.
20:52You all right?
20:54You've been kind of quiet.
20:55I get triggered by long stretches of silences.
20:58How did I let this happen?
21:00I can make a comment that it's not about me falling in love with him as it is
21:05him making me fall in love with myself.
21:08I think that's what he did.
21:11He made me feel important.
21:14What am I going to do?
21:16I can't even get a deep breath.
21:17It causes this stabbing pain.
21:19What I do is I just pretend that stuff is make-believe.
21:24That's why I watch wrestling.
21:26You know, instead of other sports because it's all scripted.
21:29It's pre-thought out.
21:30I feel safe watching it.
21:32Well, this is definitely not pre-thought out.
21:35And I don't feel safe.
21:36Maybe try your father again.
21:39Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important.
21:42I've texted him a gazillion times.
21:45Maybe your mom?
21:48I could try the Goodwill.
21:49They might have a used upper baby.
21:51They won't have anything there but crap.
21:52Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic.
21:54You want him to grow up and spit from truck windows and laugh at racist jokes?
21:58Come on.
21:59I get a discount.
22:01Look at this stuff.
22:03How can they be so expensive?
22:06$1,200.
22:07That's more than I paid for my car.
22:09Well, it's of higher quality.
22:13It's just all so beautiful.
22:15It really is.
22:22What are you doing?
22:24This is the world that my baby deserves.
22:27The one I won't come close to being able to afford.
22:29Get up off the floor.
22:32This is so wrong.
22:33You are making a scene.
22:36Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady.
22:39There are no victims in Bloomingdale's.
22:51Fine.
22:58Hi, boy.
22:59I need this one.
23:00Let's go.
23:06Oh, God.
23:07Mom!
23:30Thanks, Mom.
23:32Even with the discount.
23:34I don't care.
23:35No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass stroller.
23:41What?
23:46Do not tell me.
23:49That's him.
23:50Mom?
23:52Listen to me.
23:53I'm going to go talk to him.
23:56You're going to take the stroller to the car.
23:57Let me just smash his face in.
23:59I can be quick about it.
24:00You're going to mind your own business.
24:02I don't do that.
24:03I fucking swear.
24:04Just take the stroller to the car.
24:08I don't do that.
24:11Oh, dear.
24:21Oh, dear.
24:23I'll find them for you.
24:24Where's that?
24:25Professor?
24:26Margot Millett.
24:27I took your late class.
24:28You probably don't remember.
24:30Do you remember?
24:32I do.
24:33Uh, this is my wife.
24:36Hi.
24:36Sarah, daughter, Haley, my son, Max.
24:40Hello.
24:42I'm sorry to intrude, but there's no time like the present to take exception, right?
24:48She was very disappointed by her final grade.
24:51She felt you treated her unfairly.
24:54Honey, um, do you want to just go inside for a sec?
24:57Sure thing.
24:58I'll be right there.
24:58Come on, guys.
24:59I'll be right there, bud.
24:59Okay?
25:00Daddy will be back.
25:04Did you follow me here?
25:06Are you stalking me?
25:07Stalking you?
25:08I was shopping here.
25:10Not like I can really afford to.
25:12It's nice to see that you can.
25:13Look, Marco, I don't know what this is about, okay?
25:16Look at me, Mark.
25:18Take a guess.
25:19I endeavored to be responsible here, and the most responsible thing that I could have possibly
25:22done, which I did do, was to discourage you from having this baby.
25:25Do you want me in this baby's life?
25:26Is that what this encounter is about?
25:27If it even is my child?
25:31What do you want from me, Morgo?
25:42You know what, Mark?
25:44Nothing.
25:47I want absolutely nothing.
25:52He actually questioned whether the baby was his.
26:00He checked you out as you walked by, the father of my child took a beat to check out my
26:06mother.
26:10I told you to stay out of it.
26:12I did stay out of it.
26:13I didn't even look at you.
26:15I just walked in the car.
26:16Yeah!
26:16You walked right by us!
26:17Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight, I suspected him, and he's not here, so I'll do.
26:22I'm angry at him, and you.
26:25Because maybe this was a stupid decision, and maybe you were right.
26:29But this is my decision, and I'm having this baby, your grandson, and for you to not show an inch
26:37of joy, how dare you not celebrate it?
26:40Because I don't!
26:43Well, I love him, of course, just as I love you from the day you were born.
26:48But no, I don't celebrate this tragedy for one second.
26:53Your life as you know it, no.
26:55Check that.
26:57As you never got to know is over.
27:01Oh, no, I don't rejoice in that!
27:08Life breaks people.
27:12Nobody tells you that, and you won't read that in those what-to-expect-when-you're-expecting books, but this
27:18will break you.
27:20No, I'm not broken.
27:22Can you just get out of the car for two seconds?
27:25You want me to get out of the car?
27:26Yes, because I need to scream!
27:27And it's not good for the baby.
27:29And it'll reduce my stress, but it might not hiss, so please get out.
27:33It'll just take a second.
27:49She's left me the right, ma'am.
27:52Can't you just give her the epidural?
27:54Please.
27:55For God's sake, give it to me, then!
27:57Push!
27:59Push!
28:00Push!
28:01Come on!
28:02Come on!
28:24Is he okay?
28:25Is he okay?
28:27Oh, he's so beautiful.
28:29Mom.
28:31Can you believe it?
28:32I did it.
28:34You did it, Noodle.
28:38You've done it.
29:15How you doing, brother?
29:17Never better.
29:18Never better.
29:30Would you like another lesson on this swaddle before you leave?
29:33No.
29:34We've got the swaddle down.
29:35Care to hold your grandson?
29:37Oh.
29:38I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
29:42When do I get my stitches out?
29:43They'll dissolve in about a week.
29:45And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
29:48No.
29:49Never.
29:50No matter how many Kegels.
30:05Can you believe this?
30:07I'm going home with a baby.
30:09I'm going home with Brody.
30:12Brody.
30:12Brody.
30:13B-O-D-H-I.
30:14B-O-D-H-I.
30:15I thought it was...
30:16Sorry.
30:16I thought it was Brody.
30:19It's kind of crazy.
30:20They just let you leave with them.
30:21Yeah.
30:22Newborn human being.
30:23No instruction manual.
30:24You'll be surprised how natural.
30:26It'll all come to you.
30:27Did it for you when you had me?
30:30Oh, yeah.
30:30Like riding a bike.
30:35Last night I had this super vivid dream that dad was there while I was giving birth.
30:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
31:04I'll check in right after my shift.
31:07You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
31:10You'll be fine.
31:14You got this.
31:35Okay.
31:36You got this.
31:37Okay.
31:44Hi.
31:45Hi, Brody.
31:48He's so cute.
31:49He's so cute.
31:51He's so cute.
31:51He's so tiny.
31:54He's so beautiful.
31:56He's so precious.
31:57Oh, what a miracle.
31:58Oh, miracle.
32:02He's just...
32:02He's so...
32:03Handsome.
32:04Handsome.
32:04Exactly.
32:05And adorable.
32:06And adorable.
32:08He's probably hungry.
32:10Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
32:12I so wish I could.
32:13I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
32:16Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
32:17And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
32:22Okay.
32:31Okay.
32:37Okay.
32:39Okay.
32:45Please don't ask me why I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my head.
32:56I mean, there's something wrong with him.
32:58There's nothing wrong with me.
32:59How can you just automatically know that?
33:00Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine each other.
33:03There's nothing wrong with me. Let's call it.
33:04Oh, I'm doing really well. Thanks.
33:07I look after myself. Thanks, I don't need you.
33:14Yeah, I'm doing really well. Thanks, I do not need your help. Thanks, don't need it.
33:22Are you hungry?
33:25Do some squats as you're hungry.
33:27I'm sorry, what?
33:28You can help with the colic. Just deep knee squats. Up and down. Up and down. Just do it while
33:32we're talking.
33:43I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper, and I'll lift his cheeks up
33:51just to make sure that I got it.
33:53Are you okay? Are you alright? I'm great.
33:59Yeah.
34:01Please don't ask me how I am
34:04I think you knew me on so well you went to kiss my head
34:12Oh my god, baby Cody!
34:15Aww, he's just perfect.
34:18I don't know what else to say. He's perfect.
34:20No, I can't even remember life without him.
34:25Aww.
34:26And you're feeling okay?
34:29No, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
34:33The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch, so that's nice.
34:40And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
34:47Self-awareness of what?
34:51I'm terrible at this.
34:54Margot.
34:56Shh.
34:56I am.
34:59I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
35:05They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful.
35:09I don't know what you mean.
35:11It is.
35:12It totally is.
35:17What?
35:18I mean, it just refuses.
35:21It refuses to get a good latch.
35:25My nipples are so sore.
35:28And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
35:31They're like, more like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
35:35And my areola is all white and pinched.
35:41I mean, he's probably cutting off my blood supply, so.
35:44And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
35:51And he makes this awful clicking noise.
35:54It's like...
36:00I'm sorry, but the fucking little thing won't shut up.
36:04I mean, the least prohibits us from getting a dog.
36:06Having a screaming baby?
36:08I think we need to extend a little more patience.
36:10Please.
36:11She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip, Professor.
36:18It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
36:25And why shouldn't they?
36:27She made the world's dumbest decision.
36:31Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
36:35As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
36:39meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
36:43What will the apex of his cuteness be?
36:47The jury is out.
36:59James!
37:01So we've gone over your aftercare and so forth,
37:03your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
37:05Over and over.
37:08So, um, big, big reminder on the importance of routine.
37:12And support groups.
37:13I can't overstate that.
37:15And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
37:20it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
37:23Yeah.
37:24You got somebody picking you up?
37:26Uber.
37:26You have Uber in New Mexico?
37:28Yeah.
37:30Uh...
37:32Everything good?
37:35Uh, a little development.
37:37Like a bump development?
37:39Something you need to see a counselor over?
37:44No.
37:46No.
37:49Fuck.
38:12Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
38:16What do you want me to do?
38:18Go outside?
38:20Fuck you!
38:22I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
38:24I have a midterm in biochem,
38:26and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
38:29You will never get it, so if you can't make it, shut up!
38:31Can you take him outside?
38:33Outside!
38:33Hey, come on, guys.
38:34It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
38:38Guys, it's not all about you or your baby.
38:41Are you that clueless?
38:42I am not clueless!
38:44I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
38:48But it's your baby, your responsibility.
38:50My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
38:53Okay!
38:54I'll leave!
38:56That's what you want?
38:57I will leave!
39:03You happy now?
39:05Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep!
39:37I'll be able to sleep!
40:05Yes, I'll be able to sleep!
40:09What's the matter?
40:13I don't think I'm going to make it.
40:16Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother.
40:18Mothers make it. You got this.
40:20God, why does everybody say that?
40:21You got this.
40:22Because you don't have a choice.
40:26I need to go back to work to make some money.
40:29Which means I need a babysitter.
40:31Which I can't afford.
40:35Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
40:39Mom?
41:0430 minutes while we change drivers.
41:0630 minutes while we change the car.
41:07I don't know.
41:09I don't know.
41:11I don't know.
41:14I don't know.
41:15I don't know.
41:15Oh, fuck.
41:34Hey Jinx!
41:37Hey.
41:39What's up?
41:43How are you no boomer?
41:45Oh, he knows me. I used to wrestle.
41:49Oh, I never could get into that stuff. It's kind of stupid. No offense.
41:55No, none taken. It's a bad job. Don't do it.
41:58Okay.
42:01Hey, so was that his casey sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
42:04Mm-hmm.
42:06Looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
42:08You headed home?
42:10Yeah. Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey. Got some things to sort.
42:14Mmm.
42:15Well, must be nice for them. Having a famous parent at home.
42:19Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a very special sort of relationship.
42:22Mm-hmm.
42:37Mm-hmm.
42:43Oh, my God.
42:49Hey, bus is leaving our job.
42:51Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
43:00Oh, my God.
43:10Hey, bus is leaving our job.
43:10Hey, excuse me, sir. Um, I've got a championship belt in here. Could use a good home.
43:16I could autograph it for you. I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
43:19But I gotta walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
43:21How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
43:23What?
43:26What?
43:28What?
43:51I keep trying to tell you he doesn't like me.
43:54It's just the colic, not you.
43:56Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
44:00See? You see?
44:02He's just picking up on your attention.
44:04He does it with me, too.
44:06There you go.
44:07There you go.
44:10There you go.
44:12So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
44:17Be good for Grandma.
44:19No, you have to put those in the fridge.
44:21It just seems so schemey.
44:23Handling your milk.
44:24You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
44:26I tried.
44:26Was it the implants, huh?
44:30No, I got some kind of infection.
44:34Have you talked to Dad?
44:35Why would I?
44:37Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
44:38I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
44:41Like, maybe something happened to him.
44:43What if he's dead?
44:44God, he's not dead.
44:45He's just whatever the fuck.
44:49Oh, hey, you got something.
44:50There.
44:51Um, Kenny wants to meet you.
44:56I've already met him.
44:57Only in passing.
44:59And, you know, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
45:04Why?
45:05I don't know.
45:07What, like a formal interview process?
45:10Could be.
45:11Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
45:13You bet your ass I would.
45:15What?
45:16Why?
45:18Because he's everything I'm not.
45:22Well, he's also cheap.
45:23You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
45:26He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
45:29Do you love him?
45:31I do.
45:33Liar.
45:34I do.
45:36And I admire him.
45:37Mom, he's hardly your type.
45:38Yeah, well.
45:39I am finished waiting for my type.
45:41I don't even want my type.
45:42My type is the worst possible thing for me.
45:45So, um, when are you free?
45:48And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
45:49It's not me.
45:50And we'll go to dinner.
45:52Can I just bring Bodhi?
45:57Oh my fucking god.
45:59You haven't told him about the baby.
46:01Okay.
46:02No.
46:03No.
46:03I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom!
46:05I knew you were gonna be this way.
46:07I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
46:11Unbelievable!
46:15Unbelievable yourself!
46:15Get out!
46:45I do recall the air I miss you!
46:50Perfectly, I see you!
46:51I see you!
46:53I see you!
46:53I see you!
46:53I see you!
46:54We're gonna die!
46:55Woo!
46:56That's great.
47:05Babe!
47:06You have a visitor outside.
47:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
47:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
47:11Oh, oh, oh.
47:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.
47:17mom i can't he won't stop crying and i just i just can't so you brought him here i tried
47:22calling you wouldn't pick up oh my god i'm not meant to be a grandmother just like i wasn't
47:28meant to be a mother fucker fucker fucker mom it's okay no it is not okay don't you think i
47:33know that even he knows that i wish i could be a better person but i'm not and his crying
47:39not
47:39stop that is exactly what he is trying to say and i will not be judged not by him or
47:44anyone else
47:47look at him look at him he deliberately is quiet when you're holding him
47:52just to make me feel worse about myself mom it'll be okay
48:14i am an awful grandmother you're not oh stop being nice you're being mercy nice i will not be
48:23pitied i'm just terrible at everything except being pretty and you excel at that brilliantly
48:41i'm sorry i called him a fucker
48:46you think he looks like me
49:00i love you noodle love you
49:05well this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances but
49:09what what okay um you're fired
49:15what i need someone i can count on i'll solve the child care thing you won't
49:20i won't honey this is your life businesses employers we scrape to make it we survive because
49:28of dedicated employees i need a job tess and you're my friend
49:32yeah that's how's your friend that i'm saying now when people work remotely from home all the time
49:38especially writers
49:44i've been trying my best to keep it together
49:48light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely as right on
49:53i got my sights on
49:54that open door i could run
49:56i could take one for the team but this time tomorrow i won't be breathing believe me i'll keep my
50:04little mouth shut or i'm gonna be sorry
50:07what's up
50:11nothing's wrong
50:12in fact it's a positive development
50:14of sorts
50:15but we wanted to let you know we found our own place
50:18so we'll be moving out in a week
50:21just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find your roommates
50:24are you kidding me
50:27do you know about this
50:28i just found out
50:31a little notice might have been nice
50:33it came out pretty quickly
50:35and of course
50:36we can still be friends in all of that
50:40okay
50:41okay
50:56they say it's not about how you fall
50:59but how you get back up
51:05bullshit
51:06it's not just about popping back up
51:10it's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down
51:15that's what character is
51:16you pass the other guy's guts out
51:18you turn them into goo
51:43professor
51:45come in
51:53mark
51:53meet bodie
51:55bodie
51:56meet mark
51:58well this has become very real
52:00oh
52:00he's super real
52:03though i would imagine
52:04far less interesting than if he were fictional
52:14hello little guy
52:17wow
52:18marco
52:20he's really beautiful
52:23i cannot afford a babysitter
52:26not being able to afford a babysitter
52:28makes it difficult to work
52:30hence
52:31i lost my job
52:32two of my roommates just moved out
52:34so my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand dollars per month
52:39i would rather snorkel in my own vomit
52:41than come to you begging for money
52:43so instead
52:45i've come to demand it
52:47i need three thousand dollars
52:50you're going to give it to me
52:53do you think i'm that liquid
52:58you will give me three thousand dollars
53:20what did he say
53:20i just left before he could respond
53:23no
53:24i just
53:25i don't know
53:26i started to feel sorry for him
53:27and
53:27you know
53:28i could see his face start to contort
53:30and i didn't want to soften
53:31and
53:31for him to try to negotiate me down
53:33i must say
53:33i'm impressed
53:34and where's bodie
53:35i thought you were bringing him
53:36susie's watching him
53:37so
53:38there
53:38progress on the babysitting front too
53:40progress all around
53:41what are you wearing
53:42very nice
53:43thank you
53:44oh my god
53:47just looking at the menu
53:48my mouth is flooding with saliva
53:50are we getting appetizers
53:53well
53:53the thing about nursing
53:54i'm constantly starved
53:56margot
53:57i want you to know this meal is my treat
53:59and you're free to order whatever you like
54:01no expense spared
54:03we don't need an appetizer
54:04well
54:05maybe you don't
54:05you're about to order a margarita the size of your head
54:07but
54:08i need one
54:09you know i don't drink
54:17susan
54:18uh no
54:19maybe it's the pediatrician's office
54:20just um
54:22hold on
54:22order me
54:23nachos
54:25hello
54:26this is margot millet
54:28speaking
54:28elizabeth gable calling
54:30uh elizabeth
54:32gable as in the mother
54:33his
54:34uh
54:35hello
54:36i thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands
54:40what do you mean a meeting
54:41a meeting
54:43where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement
54:47mark has given me your contacts
54:49i will email you an address
54:51this is a joke
54:52a joke
54:53you find extortion funny
54:54i don't
54:56i'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow
54:58it would be best
55:03you okay
55:06you look fine
55:07well i am
55:09so
55:10mom says you're a big deal in the church
55:12well i'm the president
55:14and the youth ministry director
55:16it's really cool
55:17they have really good programs like
55:19plays
55:20and
55:20stuff
55:22they even put on uh
55:24rent
55:25rent
55:25yeah we're much more liberal than we're given credit for
55:28which is why it was so silly for
55:30cheyenne to think that i would judge you for having a baby out of wedlock
55:36you know most people these days they just don't want to accept any consequences for
55:41you know their actions
55:42a lot of girls in your situation they would have cried rape
55:46they would have um you know said well he was my professor he should have done this
55:50or he shouldn't have done that and my point is is that we're all fallen creatures
55:54the real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost
56:03right
56:05see i told you we would get along
56:07which is actually why i i wanted to ask you to this dinner um tonight um
56:14i'd like to ask uh for your blessing margo
56:17i would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage
56:20uh
56:23oh
56:24yeah
56:25oh
56:26do we have do we have your blessing
56:30yeah
56:30yeah
56:31of course
56:32okay
56:38cheyenne
56:40you are the most beautiful beautiful woman i've ever met
56:43yes yes i said yes
56:48i would be honored if i could be the boring to your beautiful the strong to your delicate
56:58the serious to your silly cheyenne will you be my wife
57:03yes
57:07okay
57:08okay everyone let's give a big happy cheer to the happy couple
57:11oh
57:21it's actually quite beautiful and romantic
57:25maybe it's even possible she really loves him
57:27hmm that's very affirming i always find it so moving when love works out in real life
57:32as opposed to just books and movies
57:34yeah
57:37is that cabbage really working
57:39i think so it's supposed to help with inflammation
57:41and i gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet mark's mom
57:46ooh yikes
57:48yeah yikes indeed
57:55what
57:57look
57:57i've never brought you into this part of my life but now the girls are gone
58:01i feel comfortable saying that
58:03i'm into cosplay
58:05very into it
58:06i'm a cosplayer
58:10yeah
58:10i figured
58:11anyway
58:13if you ever want to
58:14model some looks i think you'd be a natural
58:16oh okay
58:19thank you
58:20just think about it
58:22i will
58:23i promise
58:36god at this hour
58:37what now
58:39seriously
58:40what the fuck now
58:52dad
58:55hey baby
58:55i thought you might be dead
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