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👨👩👧👦 7 Little Johnstons (2015) - Season 17 Episode 6
Big hearts, big dreams, big love! In Episode [6], [brief hook: see episode-specific hooks below]. Follow the Johnston family—parents Trent and Amber, and their five amazing kids—as they navigate life's everyday adventures, celebrate milestones, and support each other through thick and thin.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [E01 Hook: "A new season brings fresh goals and heartfelt family moments"]
• [E02 Hook: "Milestones big and small: graduations, relationships, and growing up"]
• [E03 Hook: "Challenges arise, but the Johnstons face them together with humor and heart"]
• [E04 Hook: "Dreams take flight as the kids pursue their passions"]
• [E05 Hook: "When life gets tough, family love becomes the ultimate support system"]
• [E06 Hook: "Breakthrough moments: personal growth, family bonds, and unforgettable memories"]
• [E07 Hook: "Love in action: the Johnstons show what it means to be there for each other"]
• Signature 7 Little Johnstons warmth: humor, honesty, and relatable family dynamics
• Inspiring storytelling: celebrating differences, embracing challenges, and living fully
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Family Reality TV / Lifestyle Series / Documentary-Style Entertainment
• Original Network: TLC (US) / Discovery+ / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2015 | Season: 17 | Episodes: 1-7 (Season Premiere Arc)
• Starring: Trent Johnston, Amber Johnston, and their five children: Jonah, Elizabeth, Anna, Alex, Emma
• Setting: Georgia, USA – Family Home & Everyday Adventures
• Language: English (Original Audio)
• Runtime: ~42 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to 7 Little Johnstons recaps & family reality podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which Johnston sibling do you relate to most? 👇👨👩👧👦" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss the next family moment!
#7LittleJohnstons #7LJ #FamilyRealityTV #TLC #JohnstonFamily #S17E[X] #LittlePeople #BingeWatch #RealityTV #FamilyFirst #InspiringStories #TLCFamily
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "7 Little Johnstons" belong to TLC, Discovery Communications, and original producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
Big hearts, big dreams, big love! In Episode [6], [brief hook: see episode-specific hooks below]. Follow the Johnston family—parents Trent and Amber, and their five amazing kids—as they navigate life's everyday adventures, celebrate milestones, and support each other through thick and thin.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [E01 Hook: "A new season brings fresh goals and heartfelt family moments"]
• [E02 Hook: "Milestones big and small: graduations, relationships, and growing up"]
• [E03 Hook: "Challenges arise, but the Johnstons face them together with humor and heart"]
• [E04 Hook: "Dreams take flight as the kids pursue their passions"]
• [E05 Hook: "When life gets tough, family love becomes the ultimate support system"]
• [E06 Hook: "Breakthrough moments: personal growth, family bonds, and unforgettable memories"]
• [E07 Hook: "Love in action: the Johnstons show what it means to be there for each other"]
• Signature 7 Little Johnstons warmth: humor, honesty, and relatable family dynamics
• Inspiring storytelling: celebrating differences, embracing challenges, and living fully
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Family Reality TV / Lifestyle Series / Documentary-Style Entertainment
• Original Network: TLC (US) / Discovery+ / International Syndication
• Series Launch: 2015 | Season: 17 | Episodes: 1-7 (Season Premiere Arc)
• Starring: Trent Johnston, Amber Johnston, and their five children: Jonah, Elizabeth, Anna, Alex, Emma
• Setting: Georgia, USA – Family Home & Everyday Adventures
• Language: English (Original Audio)
• Runtime: ~42 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~10-15 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to 7 Little Johnstons recaps & family reality podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Which Johnston sibling do you relate to most? 👇👨👩👧👦" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss the next family moment!
#7LittleJohnstons #7LJ #FamilyRealityTV #TLC #JohnstonFamily #S17E[X] #LittlePeople #BingeWatch #RealityTV #FamilyFirst #InspiringStories #TLCFamily
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "7 Little Johnstons" belong to TLC, Discovery Communications, and original producers. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:00Previously on Seven Little Johnstons.
00:02Are you doing signature drinks?
00:04Just two signature cocktails.
00:06You need to come up with a drink.
00:07Beer?
00:08If Bryce's signature drink happens to be beer.
00:11We'll just say triple B. Bryce's three things.
00:14Beers, bucks, and boners.
00:19You can just look up, like, chicken varieties.
00:22Layton absolutely loves animals.
00:24So this gave me the idea of let's get some animals
00:29that Layton can play with at the house.
00:31We can actually order silky chickens.
00:33They will be delivered.
00:35I will support y'all a thousand percent,
00:36but I don't touch the chickens.
00:40That's what I'm calling about.
00:41Yeah, it's great.
00:42I love it.
00:43Bryce has brought up wearing camo a few times.
00:46I like it a lot.
00:47I don't.
00:48I am not having our wedding being remembered
00:50as some redneck shindig.
00:53But at the reception, what if he changes to that?
00:56I'm fine with that.
00:58Hopefully, Bryce will be too distracted.
01:01He won't ever change into the camo.
01:03Don't worry about camo.
01:04We're canceling that.
01:04We're not doing that.
01:05We want to keep it classy.
01:08We want to keep it classy, unfortunately.
01:24We just got the nuggets cooked.
01:26That's what we were waiting on.
01:27You smell that?
01:29What are we doing?
01:30I smell the truth.
01:31Yeah.
01:32So I came across this game on social media regarding hot sauces.
01:36And I decided to create one of my own.
01:38So the game is going to be played by me asking some questions
01:43while they endure the various array of sauces, you know, ranging from mild to extremely hot.
01:52Read this.
01:53I thought we were ordering out.
01:56No, this is dinner.
01:57Well, this is dinner right here.
01:58We're pretty used to Jonah.
02:00Being hardcore.
02:01Being hardcore in trying things.
02:03Three, two, one.
02:07I use a wild ingredient like mushroom soy sauce as one of my unique additives to my sauce.
02:14That one's good.
02:16Yeah.
02:17And oftentimes, his creations are great.
02:22I will say, Jonah's always a good cook.
02:23You eat the nugget with the first sauce, then answer the question.
02:28It's level one.
02:29You're looking at .006 to 1,200.
02:31That's pond water.
02:33Pond water.
02:39It don't taste good.
02:40What's a harmless white lie you tell way too often?
02:44Yeah, that looks good.
02:46Have you ever walked into a glass door or wall?
02:51It even smells weird, don't it?
02:54So level one is your entry level very mild sauce.
02:58But I know the spicy level is going to go up.
03:00So I hope they will begin to sweat either from the questions asked or the hot sauce they're
03:05going to taste.
03:06Have you ever peed your pants a little?
03:08Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:10I mean, a lot of times.
03:13Start wearing pull-ups from now on.
03:15Oh, my gosh.
03:17What's a secret you kept from your family?
03:19I was pregnant with Leighton.
03:21Holy , that's awful.
03:22Yeah.
03:23It's gross, isn't it?
03:24I think it's pretty ironic that the question, who has kept a secret from the family, went
03:29to Liz.
03:29That was definitely the longest secret, but that was not the only secret I've kept with
03:33my parents.
03:34I've told my kids from day one.
03:37Lying, it just never, never, never, never works.
03:41Some of them, they don't even know about us either.
03:45Shush.
03:46Let's get married and, like, after our one-year wedding anniversary, then we can tell.
03:52Who in your family do you avoid calling back and why?
03:54Hmm.
03:55That's a good question.
03:55I have my one.
03:56Jokingly, but seriously.
03:58Yeah, I would say probably dad, just because, like, I feel like if I miss his call, that's
04:01probably not a good thing.
04:02Well, mine's dad, too, but that's because he never hangs up.
04:05When he calls me, he goes, all right, bye.
04:07And he just left.
04:08That's true.
04:09Like, you made the call.
04:11You hang up.
04:12I mean, sometimes we would like Nana, because what happens with Nana is she'll
04:18call, and it's to ask this question, and then...
04:23You get stuck on the phone for 30 minutes to an hour.
04:27Sometimes you, because sometimes you yell at me.
04:31Because you know, and that's the thing, you know what I'm calling you for, like, forgetting
04:34to put the trash can out there into the street.
04:36That's what I'm saying.
04:36It is calls when you know what I'm calling you about.
04:38That's what I'm saying, because...
04:39Because then we have to wait a whole another week for trash to get picked up.
04:42That's what I'm saying, because I know you're going to yell at me, so I don't answer.
04:44I'm like, no.
04:45I don't yell.
04:45I'm like, Bryce, what day is it?
04:47I don't want to hear piss off.
04:48I know, I forgot.
04:51This is where we get up there.
04:54We jump about 30,000 Scoville units, so...
04:57Man, I think I'm...
04:58It feels like you cut your lips?
04:59No, yeah, that's normal.
05:00Yeah, it's normal.
05:02That's a normal feeling when you're in trouble.
05:04Uh-oh.
05:06It's trash.
05:06That's gross.
05:07Just swallow it.
05:08Number five started tingling to me, and then I was like, well, I'll try number six, and
05:12then I was like...
05:13No, that's because we forced you to do it.
05:15Have you ever sent a risky text to the wrong person?
05:19Yes.
05:19Oh, hell yes.
05:20Yes.
05:21I did the pawpaw.
05:23Oh.
05:24What is in the pawpaw?
05:25I texted.
05:26Should've went to Dad.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:30It was a very romantic text.
05:35Pretty much like, I want you to bang my like a screen door in a hurricane.
05:40Yeah.
05:41He was happy to know that we had a great love life.
05:43Okay.
05:44And I was like, oh, my God, Dad.
05:46I'm so sorry.
05:48No, that tastes kind of like...
05:50I think I'm tapping out.
05:51You tug me down?
05:52I think I'm tapping out.
05:53We're going to eight.
05:54I want us to be known...
05:55...how big of a weenie Dad is because I...
05:58It does not bother me.
06:00I participate fully.
06:02Thank you very much.
06:03Yeah, but I know when to go.
06:04I do stings 110%.
06:06Watch this dip.
06:08See?
06:08That's good.
06:09Look, that's a lot of...
06:10Okay, that's good.
06:11That's a coating of it.
06:13Oh, mother.
06:14That Godspeed right there.
06:16Who thinks they're funny but really isn't?
06:20Who thinks they're funny but really isn't?
06:23Oh, you laugh.
06:24You laugh at my stuff.
06:26It's almost to the point where you...
06:27Oh, God.
06:29Where do you want to throw up?
06:31Eight?
06:32Is that my panic mode setting?
06:34Yeah.
06:35Oh, .
06:37No, that's hot.
06:38That's hot, ain't it?
06:39That is hot.
06:40No, you can't say that, girls.
06:42That one...
06:43This gets hot.
06:43That one's fucking hot.
06:45Yeah.
06:47I really...
06:48I did.
06:48I had a brief...
06:49It was very brief but it was a brief panic moment.
06:53Of like, oh, this is not gonna get better
06:57and I feel like we're getting consecutively worse.
07:01I can't do no more.
07:02All right, mom's out.
07:04You and me go together.
07:05Can we double up?
07:06Like, I need some team effort.
07:07All right.
07:07We'll answer this other question.
07:08That's good.
07:09Adelaide, like...
07:11Ready?
07:12That's a dip.
07:12One, two, three.
07:14But y'all are only on eight.
07:16Eight was like, holy...
07:19I was done.
07:20Ice is not gonna help.
07:21No, ice isn't.
07:22Ice isn't gonna help.
07:23No, it's not.
07:24It's just time.
07:26It'll go away in like 20 minutes.
07:28So I guess it's near it.
07:2820 minutes?
07:29Yeah.
07:30Oh, that one just hit me.
07:32I don't know.
07:32I might tap out here, Jonah.
07:33You don't wanna do 10?
07:34All right.
07:36I'm up for 10 if anybody wants to do it.
07:37I'm gonna do 10 regardless.
07:39So at this point, I'm just ready to abandon the questions
07:43and that's what we're gonna do and we're all just going to suffer.
07:45My tongue hurts.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Like, that one makes me wanna throw up.
07:51That jumped.
07:52Yeah.
07:53Like, eight jumped.
07:5510.
07:56I made it to 10, which I'm very proud, but 10 was awful.
08:00It definitely hit.
08:02It was rough.
08:03It was real rough.
08:05It's, you know, the pain is indescribable.
08:10Which one is that?
08:1110.
08:12No, 10 is right here.
08:13Oh.
08:13Yeah, that's nine.
08:16All right.
08:17No, not me.
08:18Bryce.
08:19Bryce walks in to check on me and to bring Leighton,
08:22and I was like, you know what?
08:24Let's let him try one just for fun.
08:27God be with you.
08:30I mean, since, you know, I went all the way to eight,
08:33and I'm kind of thinking back in my head,
08:35I sacrificed to eat his jalapeno pepper from that amazing race.
08:38If he pukes it out, that doesn't count.
08:41He can just try the hottest sauce on the table for me
08:44to pay me back.
08:45Bryce, you got to get her.
08:46It's not the spiciness.
08:47It's the taste.
08:48I took it like a champ, and I ate his pepper.
08:51So he owes me a pepper, some three-fly toilet paper,
08:54and clean underwear after this.
08:56So a little dab of dew and eat it.
09:00Oh, it's a mother.
09:00It's a mother.
09:02Yeah.
09:04It's hot.
09:06Boom.
09:06Out of nowhere, I just started sweating,
09:10and I can barely talk.
09:12And I'm like, oh, God.
09:14My bread's sweet.
09:15And Wayne's like, dang.
09:17Knowing Elizabeth, it doesn't surprise me at all
09:20that she did this to me.
09:21She's done several things to me before without telling me.
09:25She's like, try this.
09:26But it's like the absolute worst tasting thing in the world.
09:30That was 10.
09:31Yes, she did.
09:32It's awful.
09:33When he's like that, no way.
09:35That was four.
09:36No way in hell.
09:37Would you want to do it for your bachelorette party?
09:43Would you want to do it for my bachelorette party?
09:45I would do it.
09:46No, you would not.
09:47Yeah.
09:48I can handle it.
09:49All right.
09:50Nine-night.
09:51Nine-nightly.
09:51All right.
09:52Well, that was a successful dinner.
09:54Hope you all enjoyed it.
09:56It was all right.
09:56Up to low.
09:57Enjoy as a stretch.
09:58Oop.
09:59None is going to kill you.
10:05We are going to brunch it, and we're going to be in our PJs,
10:08and we're going to talk about the wedding
10:09and hopefully play some fun games that Maddie has planned for us.
10:14I am having my bachelorette party at my house.
10:17The theme of the party is like PJs and Prosecco, I guess,
10:23but also brunch theme, like a ladies' brunch.
10:26We're keeping it a classy party, not a penis and, you know.
10:30I mean, this is supposed to be, you know, a bachelorette party, and there's no penises.
10:36Brunching it.
10:37Yeah.
10:38No penises.
10:39Wow.
10:41She doesn't like penis.
10:43Clearly I do, because Layton is here.
10:47None of that.
10:48None of that.
10:48I'm a mom.
10:49Too old for that.
10:50You are not too old for that.
10:52So Liz didn't want any stripper at her bachelorette party or any, like, dirty, just any inappropriate things going on,
11:04which I understand.
11:05But we have something up our sleeves that she doesn't know about.
11:11Okay, I gotta figure this out.
11:13Okay, call me the E.
11:18So the balloons I was doing is supposed to spell PJs and...
11:25How do you say that?
11:26Prosecco.
11:27Prosecco.
11:28Prosecco.
11:29Prosecco.
11:30Is this a C?
11:38No, it's an O. It's an O. It's an O. It's an O. Okay, I got it now.
11:46What does this say?
11:47I don't have wine.
11:48Prosecco.
11:49Isn't that wine?
11:50P-R-O-S-E.
11:52P-R-E-S.
11:55P-R...
11:58Oh, is this a P? Found it.
12:00Are you for real?
12:02Okay, that's a P.
12:04P for?
12:05Penises.
12:06P-R-E-H.
12:09E-S-E-O.
12:10No.
12:11P-R-O-S-E-C-C-O.
12:19Good?
12:21Yeah.
12:23So we cannot wait to, you know, present our little surprise that we have for Elizabeth.
12:32We just hope that she doesn't, you know, get ticked off.
12:35But thank you for helping me.
12:38Yeah.
12:40Are you sure that PJs and penises?
12:55What do you think of the black and red ones?
12:58I told you, as long as it's comfortable and not itchy, I'll wear anything.
13:02But this is absolutely what you want.
13:04I'm gonna ask her if they have anything, like, camouflage.
13:10You really want camouflage?
13:13Since Elizabeth is not gonna let me wear a camouflage vest at the wedding,
13:19um, I decided to come up with a camouflage garter.
13:23Can I help you with anything?
13:24Um, I was gonna ask you, um, y'all don't happen to have anything, like, kind of, like, camouflage related?
13:30He's big into hunting and fishing, your typical Georgia boy, so...
13:33I do not.
13:34Okay.
13:35But we actually have fabric, so I have material that we could have one made.
13:40Okay.
13:41Would you like to at least see some materials?
13:43Sure.
13:44Yeah, give me a second. Let me go get the swatches for you.
13:47This camo garter is the only piece of camo that Elizabeth Johnston, soon to be bold in, will be wearing
13:55at this wedding.
13:56Speaking of the reception, we have to spice up our, um, our first dance, because we do that, like, before
14:04people eat.
14:04And so we gotta make it a little fun.
14:06So we need to talk about, figure out if we need to go to a dance class.
14:11Elizabeth is not graceful. She's very artistic, but she is not graceful.
14:16Elizabeth is...
14:17No, she can dance.
14:18Okay, but she is, Elizabeth is tough and rugged and like...
14:21Yeah, like you.
14:22Yes, and I'm not a good dancer.
14:25You're enlightened.
14:26So are dancing related?
14:26Like more of the...
14:27Yeah, some people, they add something a little to the beginning or to the end, or they...
14:30Not like a full-blown crazy routine, but we just make it a little bit more interesting.
14:37Dancing's never been my thing, and I'm just, I'm just afraid that I'm gonna mess up, and I'll, you know,
14:45get laughs out of all these people.
14:47I just wanna make sure that I do everything right, and make it a good wedding.
14:52Okay.
14:53They get more fun.
14:54I actually have some of the material, so we don't have to order anything.
14:58So then you get to choose, like, where you want it on the material.
15:01Good.
15:02Are you sure?
15:03It's him.
15:04I told him.
15:04It's hidden underneath the dress.
15:05I'm fine with it.
15:06You don't care.
15:07Nope.
15:08The camouflage with the white background, that's the one I liked.
15:12I would figure that it would be a great choice with her dress.
15:15I'm so glad he was thinking of me and the thought of this.
15:19Okay.
15:20Awesome.
15:21Sounds good.
15:21That was easy.
15:22And it'll probably take about two weeks.
15:24Okay.
15:24Perfect.
15:25Yeah.
15:26We got to November 8th, so perfect.
15:28Garters are typically hidden, and, you know, it won't be an eyesore for pictures.
15:34Perfect.
15:35There you go.
15:35Thank you so much.
15:36So easy.
15:37Yay.
15:37Good job.
15:45Looks like the old cat boxes you used to take your cat to the vet in.
15:48It's like a Build-A-Bear box.
15:49So this is the first time I've ever gotten chicken in a box where it's still alive.
15:56Wow, he's big.
15:57Yeah, that one's big.
16:00Oh, that one's little.
16:02They're not the same size.
16:04Mm-mm.
16:04I think the chickens are really adorable and cute and very fluffy.
16:09While they're this close, see if you could walk up and pick one up without it running.
16:14Because we don't know what free-raging is like.
16:15Uh-oh.
16:18I don't have shoes to run.
16:19Yeah, me neither.
16:21There you go.
16:22All right.
16:23That's good.
16:24So the big one's really the male?
16:27Yes.
16:28So that's Kevin?
16:29Yep.
16:29What about the little one with the feathers, not the fuzz?
16:32Let her be.
16:33Fizzy.
16:33Fizzy.
16:33Fizzy should be the fuzzy white one.
16:35Yeah, I feel like Fizzy.
16:36Betty's the little one.
16:38And then...
16:38Donnie.
16:39Donnie.
16:41Emma.
16:45The whole point to get these chickens was for Leighton to have some pets to interact
16:50with.
16:50So I am excited, and I think the rest of the family is excited to see how she's going
16:54to do.
16:57Set her down.
16:58Let her walk up.
17:00Whoa.
17:01Look at my duck.
17:03Whoa.
17:06Stand up and take a step back.
17:07Uh-uh.
17:07If I move, they'll fly back in.
17:10Duck.
17:10That's chicken.
17:12Did she say duck?
17:13That's chicken.
17:15She's a little hesitant.
17:16She's so much like in her dad when she's got to, like, analyze the whole environment
17:20when it's a new environment.
17:21And so she's looking and she's interested.
17:23It's chicken.
17:24Chicken.
17:25Say bop, bop, bop.
17:27Love the little chickens.
17:28Chicken's a big word.
17:29Do you love?
17:31Leighton, love the chickens.
17:32I don't know about the aesthetics of the chickens besides the fact that they're, like,
17:35very 1970s retro.
17:37I think we need to have a little soundtrack out there for, like, the Bee Gees.
17:41Whoa.
17:42Whoa, okay.
17:43Oh, Boppa, don't hit your head.
17:45Dad, please don't.
17:46Yeah.
17:46Okay.
17:46I'm not going nowhere.
17:52I don't think this chicken coop is going to work out.
17:55It's way too small.
17:57I'm not going to keep getting in here because I'll end up whacking my head
18:00and I'll end up sacrificing some chickens.
18:03So we may need a bigger coop.
18:21Hello, hello.
18:22Hi.
18:23Come on in.
18:24So I gave my bridal brunch a theme.
18:27I told the girls to come in their cute little pajamas because since it is in my home, I want
18:32everybody to be comfortable.
18:33Are you bride?
18:35I'm soon to be bride.
18:36I know.
18:37Second bolder?
18:38Yes.
18:39Yes.
18:39Or third, really.
18:40She's number one.
18:41I'm not really looking for the full-scale, like, typical bachelorette, like, the raunchy,
18:46the...
18:47That's just not me.
18:49Woo!
18:50That was good.
18:51Yay!
18:51You know, Liz thinks that this is going to be a classy bachelorette luncheon.
18:57Um, but little does she know, we have a little surprise for her.
19:03Lizzy, you ready?
19:05Yeah, I guess.
19:07You can guess.
19:08You guess.
19:09I know.
19:09You gotta be ready.
19:10Hopefully, she won't be too mad.
19:14Any bag calling you first?
19:16The hot pink one.
19:18This screams Carol because she can get a little bougie like this.
19:20So, as one of the party games, um, Madison asked everyone coming to bring a pair of panties,
19:29and then Elizabeth would open them and have to guess who brought the pair of panties.
19:36Emma's hoping that somebody brought edible underwear.
19:38I said, well, we'll see.
19:39Let's see.
19:40Let's see.
19:44Oh!
19:46Oh, my gosh.
19:49Woo!
19:49This is hard.
19:50That's a guess.
19:54Daisy.
19:55No?
19:56Was it you?
19:57Oh, man, I was close.
19:59That is so scary.
20:00Boy, you said match our personality.
20:03The invitation said bring a set of panties that matches your personality.
20:07And when I first saw them, I thought it was funny.
20:09And I feel like I'm kind of humorous.
20:11Thanks, girl.
20:11Bryce is going to die.
20:13Those might be Bryce's favorite.
20:15We just talked about this.
20:17Let's see.
20:18Oh.
20:19Oh.
20:20That's sticky.
20:21Oh, my gosh.
20:22Yes.
20:23Oh, yeah.
20:24That, no.
20:24I'm good.
20:25You can save those for when he has the munchies.
20:31No, it's not you.
20:33Oh.
20:33It ain't you.
20:34Do you not think she can Google?
20:36Yeah, I can Google stuff.
20:37Yeah.
20:38So this is you?
20:39Yeah.
20:40Is it really?
20:41Yeah.
20:41Oh.
20:43This looks like Bryce's bait that he puts on his fishing lure.
20:46I think you got to build them.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Is that?
20:49I don't think there's anything to build.
20:51They didn't even look like panties.
20:53Like, I don't even know what they were.
20:55Like, it's just a blob.
20:56It feels so wrong.
20:57It feels like a tongue.
20:58I think it might have been in the heat.
20:59Is the other?
21:00I think it melted.
21:01Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:04I feel like the laces.
21:06Hey, guys.
21:08What is that in your hand?
21:08Oh, it's like, oh.
21:10It's like sugary.
21:12That's a trick to the gynecologist right there.
21:15As much as we got a kick out of the edible underwear,
21:18I will not be wearing them.
21:19You never showed me that one.
21:20I threw it away.
21:21I threw it at Emma.
21:22There was no way for me to put them on.
21:23They literally, when I took them out of the package,
21:25it already broke.
21:27I still would like to have seen it.
21:32Grazing station.
21:34Oh, my God.
21:37Mandy.
21:38Yeah.
21:39Bryce is just going to get a kick out of these.
21:41I just should put this in the book and be like,
21:42this is what all the girls brought me.
21:43Which one's your favorite?
21:44I'll wear it on the Wednesday.
21:51So, Liz might think that these panties are the surprise,
21:54but we've actually got something even spicier coming.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:04Y'all did not.
22:05Did you pay your car ticket?
22:07No.
22:07You opened the door.
22:08I think you're-
22:09And Maddie gets a door.
22:10Oh, my God.
22:12Oh, God.
22:13How's it going?
22:14Hi.
22:16I'm here to arrest Elizabeth.
22:18There she is.
22:19Right there.
22:20Woo!
22:29What's up?
22:30What's up?
22:31God.
22:33Yeah.
22:33For me, I think the signature drink has to be the most important part of this entire wedding.
22:39It's essentially the icebreaker for most people, and it's what gets the party going.
22:45to kind of experiment and get drunk at the same time.
22:49I trust you with all this.
22:51Being that me and Bryce have known each other for a good while, I feel like I'm trustworthy enough to
22:58guide them in the right direction as far as a drink that will, you know, satisfy everyone's palate at the
23:05wedding.
23:08And that's the missing community.
23:10I'll let you try that.
23:12Your opinion's the one that matters.
23:13Appreciate it.
23:14Yep.
23:18It's good.
23:19Thanks.
23:19It's really good.
23:21What are y'all doing?
23:23What is all this?
23:25Ooh.
23:26Yeah.
23:28It's just old fashioned.
23:30So, I'm going through a slew of drinks.
23:32A bit of orange.
23:33Oh, the smell?
23:34Perfuming?
23:35Well, it's the bitters, but it's also, I did the orange peel.
23:40That ain't bad.
23:43It's just like old fashioned.
23:47It's not bad.
23:49I like bourbon.
23:51Sometimes I like bourbon and a little bit of ice.
23:53But mainly, I just like straight bourbon.
23:57But this is pretty good.
23:59Are you good with that to be your signature drink?
24:02Well, he's got to taste the other ones.
24:04There's a lot more, but I like that one.
24:06So, that's what I was going to ask you.
24:07On a one to five scale, where does this rank right now?
24:10Not tasting the others.
24:11I want to do four.
24:12Four.
24:14Go ahead.
24:16I might not finish it, but I'll drink half.
24:18Finish it.
24:20I'm just a guy that doesn't like to waste the drinks.
24:23He does not like to waste anything.
24:26Food, wine, clothes.
24:30I'll go ahead and drink.
24:32No.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:33I'm not going to be able to carry you to the car.
24:36He was throwing them back.
24:37And I was like, sip, sip, dump the bucket.
24:40Sip, sip, dump the bucket.
24:41He was like, I'm going to finish it.
24:43That's just me.
24:44If we try something, I want to finish it.
24:45I just don't want to throw it away.
24:47Let me know when you have the second one.
24:48I'll come sample.
24:49Bryce is going to need a chair in a minute.
24:51If I don't get to do this often.
24:53No.
24:53Yeah.
24:53All right.
24:54This one's called catch and release.
24:56Bryce was drinking the drinks so fast.
24:58I had to be quick on my feed and making them just so that we could have a survey of
25:04every
25:04drink before he either is on the floor or, you know, it's tipsy.
25:11Oh, this tastes like ****.
25:17I like a bourbon.
25:19I like a scotch.
25:21I like a double.
25:23I like them so much.
25:26I like a duck.
25:28Jamaica rum.
25:30I drink that stuff until the morning comes.
25:36Oh.
25:37Bryce is, you know, he's a good tester.
25:42He's putting the drinks away pretty quickly.
25:44It's definitely not his first rodeo.
25:46I also have a good drink.
25:53Oh, my God.
25:54Y'all did not.
25:56Did you pay your car ticket?
25:57No.
25:57You can open the door.
25:59I think you're batting at the door.
26:00Oh, my God.
26:02I just see a man in a cop uniform and out of the corner of my eye it almost kind
26:05of looked
26:05like Bryce.
26:06I just saw brown hair and a tall lanky dude, like.
26:08And so I'm like, oh, my God.
26:10He would never.
26:11I'm here to arrest Elizabeth.
26:13There she is.
26:14Right there.
26:15Right there.
26:17Liz didn't let us have penises at the party, so we added something spicier.
26:22I heard that Elizabeth stole Bryce's heart.
26:26She did.
26:27She did.
26:27Is this true?
26:30I stole a lot of things from him, apparently, so yeah.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:33Well, I'm going to have to ask you to stand up for me, ma'am.
26:36Oh, God.
26:37Bend all the part.
26:37I have some handcuffs here.
26:39If you put your hand behind your back.
26:41Getting handcuffed.
26:42I've never been in handcuffs.
26:44I was going to ask.
26:44Was that your first time?
26:45I was like, I don't know this feeling.
26:47The cuffs don't seem like they're fitting.
26:50He was attempting to handcuff Liz.
26:54Then I think he realized the handcuffs were too janky-ish.
26:57Yeah.
26:58So he couldn't.
26:59So she had one.
27:00It's a gun girl.
27:01Oh.
27:02Oh.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:08Oh, my God.
27:18This is so much.
27:20Oh, my God.
27:21This is so much.
27:21I can't do this.
27:22I'm not into that kind of stuff, but of course, somebody decided to surprise me.
27:28You can sit out.
27:29Oh, my Jesus.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:34Oh, my God.
27:35Oh, my God.
27:39Oh, my God.
27:40My.
27:42And I got things.
27:43We're doing good.
27:45Madison, your when day comes, it's all.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:52Oh, my God.
27:55I got to be honest with you.
27:56Uh-huh.
27:57I'm not really a cop.
27:59Oh, yeah, you don't say.
28:01But I do want to say one thing.
28:05Liz, Liz.
28:07Liz is our bride.
28:10She's glowing and taking the lead.
28:13And then he bust into a song.
28:15So he not only is just dancing, he's also singing.
28:18Bryce, Bryce, Bryce is her man.
28:21He's fishing down the stream.
28:25Did not expect him to start singing.
28:27He wasn't terrible.
28:29I mean, he wasn't terrible.
28:30I've heard much worse singing.
28:32I was kind of, he's actually a pretty good singer.
28:34I was like, oh, OK.
28:35Without the singing part, his words were very well-spoken.
28:38Haunting all day.
28:41Feeling all night.
28:43Your partner's in love.
28:45Oh, my God.
28:47For life.
28:48I like that he ended with the song.
28:50Yeah.
28:50I mean, all that made it, like, personal and cute.
28:51It was really cute knowing that he evidently knows
28:55some things about Bryce.
28:57Somebody had to tell him.
28:58And Liz.
28:59You know, when he put that cute little song together,
29:01it was, it was really cute.
29:04All right, now we sent him.
29:06I'm going to go catch some real criminals now.
29:10Bye.
29:11Who did this?
29:12I have a great feeling I know who did this.
29:18I don't think they have any more drinks to do.
29:20Do you like this?
29:21Yeah, that's all.
29:21That's all.
29:22Do you like this?
29:24I mean, if I were to choose, I mean,
29:26this wouldn't be my favorite, but.
29:28That first one was good.
29:29I liked the first one.
29:30I would say the first one was probably the best.
29:31That old fashioned?
29:32The missing canoe.
29:32I would say that I would probably like that one the best.
29:36So all, all of the drinks that I tried,
29:39there were a couple of them that I liked a lot.
29:41And you know, there were a couple of them.
29:43I still drunk them, but I was like, no, I've, you know,
29:48there's, there's definitely better than this.
29:51Oh yeah.
29:52Good.
29:52That's good.
29:53Good.
29:53That's my favorite one.
29:55Well, then that's it.
29:57That's definitely my go-to.
29:58So I'm very glad that Bryce picked the missing canoe.
30:01I hope everyone that shows up to the wedding will try it
30:05and enjoy it because it's a good selection.
30:09So Liz and I just picked out a garter for the wedding.
30:12I mean, you know what a garter is, right?
30:13Yeah.
30:14I was thinking of like the, of how I should do the garter toss
30:20on the wedding too.
30:21Cause like as many weddings as you've been to,
30:25you know, you might have seen a lot more different ways
30:28people do it and stuff.
30:29So I was, I was going to see if you can help me out.
30:33So, you know, just something, as long as you keep it comedic
30:36with the crowd, you're going to have good reactions.
30:39But what if the garter gets attached to the end of a fishing rod?
30:45That's a good story.
30:45And they just sling it to the crowd.
30:46I think that's it right there.
30:48That's it.
30:49I like that idea.
30:51Cause as much as I love fishing, dude, that's perfect.
30:53That's it.
30:53And she'll, she'll like it too.
30:55She'll like it too.
30:56And we're by the river.
30:57You know, I'll try to aim for her.
31:00Yeah.
31:00Aim for Brett or aim for Alex or me.
31:03Yeah.
31:04Don't aim for me.
31:05That's all I ask.
31:06Yeah.
31:07What if nobody catches that bitch?
31:09They're all just like, oh, and like moves out of the way.
31:13We accomplished a lot around this bar.
31:17Overall, you know, it was a, it was a great experience.
31:20Jonah didn't do a bad job at all on making the drinks.
31:23But I ain't gonna lie.
31:24Yeah.
31:24I mean, I'm fine.
31:25I am buzzing.
31:26I'm like alive.
31:27I'm, I am buzzing.
31:28Sounds like Bryce is spending the night with Boppa and Uncle Jonah.
31:32I'm ready for a nap.
31:33Yeah, me too.
31:34I don't know about you, but we're gonna figure it out.
31:36This burger's making me sleep.
31:37Yeah.
31:43So we got a prize for our next game.
31:46We're gonna play Porn or Polish.
31:49So Madison came up with a game called Porn or Polish.
31:52And pretty much we had to guess whether or not the name suited more of a nail polish color or
32:00an adult film.
32:02Thing is, I've never heard of any of these as a film.
32:04So.
32:04Well, I hope you haven't watched them.
32:06Well, yeah.
32:06I mean, I'm watching this type of television.
32:09Yeah.
32:09Adult films.
32:10Yeah.
32:10Oh, these are like naughty films.
32:12Like porn films.
32:13Yeah.
32:15She's like, I haven't heard of any of these movies.
32:18I hope this isn't your casual Tuesday night film.
32:21That's definitely porn.
32:25All right.
32:26Are we ready?
32:26Okay.
32:27Yes.
32:28Okay.
32:28Below the belt.
32:29Movie.
32:31I feel like me saying porn would be too easy, so I'm gonna say polish.
32:36I'm gonna hit you with reverse psychology.
32:39I'm just gonna be weird and say nail polish.
32:41Polish.
32:42Woo!
32:43Yeah!
32:44Topless and barefoot.
32:45Polish.
32:46Movie.
32:47As much as I hate to say it, probably porn.
32:49Over, topless and barefoot.
32:52That's a beach nail polish.
32:54Polish.
32:55Woo!
32:57I swear, if all these are polish, I'm gonna be mad.
33:00Playing with fire.
33:01Polish.
33:02Polish, yep.
33:03I'm gonna say polish, just because I don't know how that can really beach.
33:06Yeah, I'm gonna say polish.
33:07Another nail polish.
33:09Movie.
33:09Dang.
33:10Seriously.
33:11I changed my answer too.
33:12Think about redheads.
33:13I'm not winning this.
33:14Not the porn.
33:17White chocolate.
33:18Movie.
33:19White chocolate.
33:22Polish.
33:23White chocolate.
33:24That's definitely porn.
33:25Movie.
33:26Aw.
33:28Cherry pop.
33:29Polish.
33:30Movie.
33:31That's gross.
33:32Cherry pop.
33:33I'm gonna hope it's nail polish.
33:36That's polish.
33:37Polish.
33:38Woo!
33:39Hey!
33:39Wow, I'm doing better at this than I am.
33:44Soft and wet.
33:45Movie.
33:46Movie.
33:46Soft and wet.
33:47This is awful.
33:50That's the old man porn right there.
33:53Polish.
33:54I said polish.
33:55I said polish.
33:55I said polish.
33:56So who looked up all these names?
33:59Madison.
34:02My God.
34:04Meatballs.
34:05Movie.
34:06Polish.
34:07What?
34:07What?
34:08Man, I was on a streak.
34:10Brown.
34:11Um, meatballs.
34:13I'm gonna say it is a porn.
34:19It is a polish.
34:20Polish.
34:22Uh.
34:23There's some weird polishes.
34:24You have some weird polishes, yeah.
34:26That'd be a terrible color, honestly.
34:27Well, I will say it's meat, like M-E-E-T.
34:31Balls.
34:32Meatballs.
34:34And that's still a polish?
34:36Oh.
34:38Wow.
34:39One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
34:42One, two, three, four.
34:42One, two, three, four.
34:42I only got six right.
34:43I got eight right.
34:44I got eight.
34:46Nine.
34:47Oh, good job.
34:48Who got anybody?
34:49Did I win, really?
34:50I got eight.
34:50I got eight.
34:51You got nine right?
34:52I got seven.
34:53I got seven.
34:53Well there's one.
34:54Yeah, you won.
34:55You don't know your porn.
34:56Your daughter knew her porn.
34:57That's great.
34:58I know.
34:59Makes me feel good.
35:00I guess you watch porn then.
35:02I do not.
35:03Do not.
35:04Shame on you.
35:06That's...
35:06Why do we think Liz is the winner of Porn and Polish?
35:11Oh God.
35:11Well, good question.
35:13We're all, I think, wondering the same thing.
35:15Then her mom came in second.
35:17I got my eyes on y'all now.
35:19Yeah.
35:21Banana?
35:21Yeah.
35:22Banana.
35:23Banana.
35:24I thought the party was a success.
35:26Glad that I got to finally meet all of Liz's friends that I've been in a group message
35:30with but hadn't met them in person yet.
35:31Everybody's really sweet and we had a lot of fun.
35:34What is something a good bachelorette party needs?
35:37Go, Daisy!
35:40Penises.
35:40I thought the party and all the games were super fun.
35:43It brought us all together because that's why we're here.
35:44We're here to celebrate Liz and be there by her side.
35:47I think Lizzy definitely enjoyed it overall.
35:49And I know she wanted to keep it more low key.
35:51But if a cop knocks on your door, answer.
35:53Right.
35:55After all the fun that I had with the bachelorette party,
35:58unfortunately, it's time to get back to business and finish planning this wedding
36:02because we are only almost a month away from the big day.
36:17Hey.
36:18Hi.
36:18Hey.
36:19I'm Liz.
36:20Hi.
36:20I'm Mackenzie.
36:20Nice to meet you.
36:21Nice to meet you.
36:21Very much about you.
36:23Good.
36:23I'm glad.
36:24Hi.
36:24He's a nervous wreck right now.
36:25Sorry.
36:26Why are you nervous?
36:26I just am.
36:27I ain't no dancer, so.
36:29So, since Bryce and I are not the best dancers, I decided to plan some dance classes for us
36:36since we're both a little bit nervous about our first dance for our wedding.
36:39I need him to build up his confidence.
36:41Okay.
36:42I got you.
36:42I'll try my best.
36:43We're going to bring all the confidence.
36:46During our wedding, I'm the most nervous about the crowd and also the whole dancing thing.
36:54No, Bryce, you stay still.
36:55Yeah, you stay still.
36:56And you face your partner on eight.
36:57Our right arm is going to go up, over, and we're going to do a little pretzel twist.
37:01Oh, yeah.
37:02I know this one.
37:03Good.
37:04Bryce and Liz do have a little bit of a height difference, but I pride myself on being able
37:07to teach everybody.
37:08So, I like having beginners.
37:10I like having people that already know a little thing or two.
37:13I like to accommodate everyone.
37:14So, anybody who comes and takes this class, I'll make sure that they leave here knowing how
37:17to dance.
37:18He's going to release your right hand so you can turn.
37:22Perfect.
37:22Oh, wait.
37:23Do it one more time.
37:24Wait.
37:25I see it more as our wedding day and a memory that we can look back on.
37:28He sees it as a pain in the ass thing to do.
37:31No.
37:33And push back.
37:34And let this hand carry over your head.
37:36Go the other way.
37:36Other way.
37:37Other way?
37:37Other way.
37:38Go that.
37:39Can I still have one second?
37:41Yeah.
37:41Okay.
37:42You're here.
37:43Go this way.
37:45That way?
37:45Yes.
37:47See, I'm uncoordinated too.
37:49It's okay.
37:49The other way.
37:49This way.
37:50I think if Bryce and I were a little closer in height, it may be easier.
37:54And Bryce was trying to watch the dance instructor.
37:58But it's kind of like you've got to focus on what we're doing.
38:01Touch.
38:02Touch.
38:03Touch.
38:04Touch.
38:05Back.
38:07Because your soon-to-be wife is little.
38:09And I don't need you to plow your foot over my foot and trip me up.
38:12When people do wedding dances, they have the habit of rushing because all eyes are on them
38:16and they get nervous.
38:17But don't rush.
38:18Stay with your partner.
38:19Lock in with them.
38:20Do you hear that, buddy?
38:22Do you hear that?
38:27Okay.
38:27She will, too.
38:28And then it'll mess us up right then and there.
38:30Flow.
38:31Now you push your back.
38:32Push.
38:33You just don't like to be criticized.
38:34No.
38:34You have a hard time being critiqued.
38:36Because when I was answering, there were things you messed up on that messed me up.
38:38Okay.
38:39This part is tricky.
38:41So you would go here, you would turn into your partner, and then grab their hand.
38:45You would put your, you'd be on their side, and you'd put your right leg into their left
38:49leg and pull your leg up by your knee and just lean.
38:53Okay.
38:55Dance lessons can definitely be very challenging for a relationship, especially to people that
39:00are very headstrong and, you know, a lot of times see it one way.
39:05And dip.
39:07Mm-hmm.
39:07So the man has to have a really strong base for the woman.
39:10So Bryce, you're going to have to bend your right leg and keep this left leg straight.
39:13Okay.
39:14Okay.
39:14You don't have to bring me to the ground.
39:16Just...
39:16Okay.
39:17This definitely just adds to more of the nervousness and, like...
39:23The stress.
39:23The stress for the wedding.
39:26Two, three, four, and lean.
39:29There you go.
39:29Uh-huh.
39:30And then we turn it out, six, seven, eight.
39:34I know what he's doing.
39:35Yes, but you got to remember, she's very tall.
39:37I'm very short.
39:37I know.
39:37You go out that far, I'm about to hit the ground.
39:39Yeah, you got to keep, like, a...
39:40Lit.
39:41Like, hip with the heart lean.
39:43Yeah.
39:43Okay.
39:43We said step, touch, step, touch, step, touch, step, touch, step, touch.
39:50Her walking through the dance, it's not that difficult.
39:52It's just my partner needs more confidence.
39:56You do too.
39:56And, baby, I'm confident.
39:58It's just knowing you...
39:59Babe.
40:00...to just relax.
40:01Okay.
40:01Are we good?
40:02Yeah.
40:03Yeah.
40:04Reluctant, yeah.
40:06This coordination, I just got to work on.
40:07No, you're doing awesome.
40:08You too.
40:09Now, we're going to step back.
40:10Just, you need to focus on him.
40:12There is a lot of frustration with me and Elizabeth doing our dancing.
40:18How do you feel?
40:19Honestly?
40:19Was it as terrible as you thought it was going to be?
40:21No.
40:22I mean, somewhat, but...
40:23He is just big about embarrassing himself.
40:25Who knows how this is going to go on the wedding day, honestly.
40:28I don't know.
40:32Next time on Seven Little John's Fence.
40:35Why is dad calling me?
40:37Hello?
40:37Meet me outside down at the chicken coop.
40:40Oh, gosh.
40:41I was really not on the fence for chickens.
40:43I was actually against the fence.
40:44And then we get the chickens.
40:46Call me soft, call me whatever you want.
40:48I got on board.
40:50Oh.
40:51Oh, wow.
40:52Oh, my gosh.
40:56China has this ever-growing list of things that have to get done.
41:01I am afraid that he's going to run out of time.
41:04We're going to need about three more loads of dirt.
41:06I ain't hanging for that.
41:10How do we keep this?
41:15Even if we made a cut here, I really don't like it.
41:19There's not a back address.
41:21So there's a lot riding on these alterations.
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