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In the movie "She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess," Trixie is wrongly judged as a gold-digging prostitute due to her shabby attire. Unbeknownst to everyone, she alone holds the power to heal Lysander Armstrong, the nation's most desirable and wealthy war hero, and capture his heart.
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In the movie "She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess," Trixie is wrongly judged as a gold-digging prostitute due to her shabby attire. Unbeknownst to everyone, she alone holds the power to heal Lysander Armstrong, the nation's most desirable and wealthy war hero, and capture his heart.
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00:01You
00:03Healer goddess hear my plea
00:06Please save my
00:08Rod of a sepulius
00:43Rejuvenate
00:52Praise she is the healer goddess
00:56No, please don't call me that
01:00I'm just glad I could help
01:05Here you go miss
01:07Thank you
01:10Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:14in need
01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:29Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
01:35Oh
01:36It's okay little guy
01:39I'll fix you right up
01:45Right rewrites the wrong
01:49We're juveniles
01:54See?
01:55Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
02:00Come on Cleo
02:01Let's go
02:17Please
02:17Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
02:21We have no idea what the illness is
02:23If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
02:26The Elisander Armstrong
02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
02:32He's so hot
02:34Does he come with the money?
02:36Yes
02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him
02:38Money, fame, power
02:40It's all yours
02:46Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
02:49Yes
02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa
02:52Oh
02:53I have another call coming in
02:56Grandma
02:57I'm dying
02:58Save me Trixie
03:00Grandma?
03:02Grandma
03:03When are you getting married?
03:05I'm already a hundred years old
03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
03:09And Butch is still on deployment
03:11So
03:11That's why
03:13I
03:13Haven't been married yet
03:16Oh
03:16But why marry a vegetable
03:18When I can bang a younger stud like you?
03:22You're talking about my brother's life
03:24I don't have time
03:25For jokes
03:26No
03:36Please go feed your dog Miss
03:38Don't let it starve like you
03:39Don't let it starve like you
03:40Oh, kind stranger
03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
03:43Grant me a wish?
03:45That you can barely feed yourself
03:46The downfall of humanity
03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
03:50What?
03:53Jesus
03:54Giving me a migraine
03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
03:57Because we've been doing that
03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
04:01Okay
04:02I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
04:06Can you do that?
04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
04:11Cleo
04:12Stay right here for a second
04:13Don't go too far Cleo
04:18Hold still
04:25What?
04:26My migraine's gone
04:28Okay, then let's go
04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
04:31Come on, come on
04:33Oh!
04:46How is he?
04:48What is the diagnosis?
04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
04:52I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
04:56You're supposed to be one of the best
04:58Don't worry, General
05:00I'm the angel herbalist
05:01And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
05:04I can detect what condition your son has
05:07With just one needle
05:25I have no clue what this is
05:29Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
05:34That's why we saved the best for last
05:36Me, the witch doctor
05:38I'll save your son, Lysander
05:51He's not budging, there's no movement
05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
05:57I don't know what this is
06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
06:06If we can't save him
06:09There's only one person who can
06:11Who?
06:15The goddess of healing
06:19Wait a second
06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
06:23That's correct
06:23Her right rewrites the wrong
06:26And her left leaves the bereft
06:29That's her motto
06:30It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
06:33We are nothing compared to her
06:35She is eccentric and elusive
06:39No one has ever seen her before
06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt
06:47I will find her
06:49James, come put out a bounty
06:52To the entire world
06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer
06:56Will give her five million dollars
06:58There's no need
07:13I'll save your son
07:15Who the hell is she?
07:17Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
07:19She's gonna save your brother?
07:21Don't be ridiculous
07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
07:26Exactly!
07:27God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
07:30She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
07:36I bet it has fleas
07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
07:50Don't touch him!
07:53They say don't judge a book by its cover
07:55But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
07:58So step aside
08:00I'll take it from here
08:01Could you hold this?
08:03Ho, ho, ho, ho!
08:04You're not gonna touch my son
08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country
08:09And a former general
08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
08:13I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
08:23A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
08:29Ew!
08:31Disgusting!
08:32Go back to being a prostitute
08:33Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
08:45Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot
08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
09:08You'd be blessed to have me
09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
09:13But since I'm not welcome here
09:16I'll leave
09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
09:20No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
09:24I can't lose him
09:26Well, if he's a hero to you
09:30Then that means he must be a good person
09:32My brother is a war hero
09:34Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
09:37Also, he's great with puppies
09:38He'd make a great husband
09:42Who says I want to marry him?
09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
09:51Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
09:53I mean, look at her
09:54Even if she cleaned herself up
09:56You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
10:04Continue wasting your time
10:06But I'm saving this patient
10:18Oh, okay!
10:21What's happening?
10:22What are we doing?
10:34What the hell are you doing?
10:36I knew she was a perv!
10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
10:45Are you insane?
10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son
10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
10:58Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
11:01Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
11:15This?
11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
11:25What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
11:45studied for years?
11:46We are all certified
11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
11:52She's right about everything
11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
12:04Endogenic cryomorphine
12:05Oh
12:05And of course none of you have heard of it
12:08Because I just discovered it
12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
12:14The chances are a billion to one
12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
12:23What a bunch of baloney
12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
12:30Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
12:56Oh, yeah
12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
13:09What is that supposed to mean?
13:10It means you're being schooled by me
13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
13:16Then let's have a bet
13:17If you can't heal him
13:20We'll break your hands
13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
13:40There's too many lives at stake
13:44Don't worry, I got this
13:49It's a deal
13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong
13:53No one is dying on my watch
14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
14:39Don't listen to her
14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
14:46Firstly, this is called greatness
14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
14:57What? Did you just call me?
15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way
15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
15:16Oh, yeah?
15:17Yeah, you wanna see real pain?
15:18Where's the dog?
15:19Well, put down the dog!
15:21With pleasure
15:38Left leaves the wrong breath
15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
15:49She's been poisoned!
15:51It was her!
15:53Do you see any poison on me?
15:55Medicine in the right hands can save lives
15:58But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
16:01This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
16:06Of course
16:08I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
16:11If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
16:31Why is she skinning blood?
16:33This wasn't supposed to happen!
16:34I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist
16:38This is what I call...
16:41Malpractice
16:43This isn't fatal, she'll live
16:45But she deserves a little punishment
16:47Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
16:50Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way
16:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
16:55You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
16:59Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
17:04Let's go for our dip, shall we?
17:09General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
17:13Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
17:18Hold on, you two are going in there... alone?
17:22If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
17:28Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
18:25I'll see you soon
18:33you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
18:37armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
18:45that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
18:49stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
18:56that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
19:06shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
19:12background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
19:17you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
19:39oh my
19:42healer goddess hear my plea
19:46please save my child
20:04rod of a sepulius
20:33raise she is the healer goddess
20:35oh my God
20:36No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
20:46Here you go miss, thank you
20:50Why be way down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most in
20:55need
21:07You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
21:13run
21:17It's okay little guy I'll fix you right up
21:25Right rewrites the wrong
21:35See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
21:41Come on Cleo, let's go
21:58Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
22:02We have no idea what the illnesses if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely be Lysander
22:08Armstrong
22:08His military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot
22:15Does he come with the money? Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power
22:21It's all yours
22:27Are we still moving forward miss Trixie? Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
22:33Oh, I have another call coming in
22:37Grandma, I'm dying
22:39Save me Trixie
22:41Grandma, when are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old. I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
22:50And butch is still on deployment. So that's why I haven't been married yet. Oh
22:57But why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
23:03You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
23:17Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you. Oh kind stranger
23:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
23:27The downfall of humanity that all starts with the loss of faith
23:31What?
23:32Oh
23:33Jesus
23:34Giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
23:39I'm telling you to have some faith in me
23:42Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
23:46Can you do that? I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
23:52Cleo stay right here for a second. Don't go too far Cleo
23:59Hold still
24:06What? My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go if you can cure my brother. He'll even marry you. Come on.
24:13Come on
24:13Oh
24:27How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember you will not marry him unless you cure him. I'm sorry
24:34I don't know what this is
24:35Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best. Don't worry general
24:40I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east. I can detect what condition your
24:47son has
24:48With just one needle
25:06I have no clue what this is
25:10Oh
25:10It looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
25:15That's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor. I'll save your son Lysander
25:32He's not budging there's no movement truly
25:34I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is
25:41Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
25:43They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him
25:49There's only one person who can
25:52Who?
25:56The goddess of healing
25:59Wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
26:05Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
26:10That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her. She is
26:17eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before. If this legendary healer is the only one that can
26:24truly save my son
26:26I don't care if I go bankrupt. I will find her. James come
26:31Put out a voucher to the entire world. Whoever finds the goddess healer
26:37Will give them five million dollars. There's no need
26:53I'll save your son
26:56Who the hell is she dad? She says she can cure lysander. She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous
27:02How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother? Exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
27:10She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich. Ew
27:14She even brought a filthy dog with her
27:17I bet it has fleas. That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
27:23Don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
27:30Don't touch him
27:33They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
27:39So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
27:44Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
27:47I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know a gold digging whore when I see
27:53one
27:54I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
28:00Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
28:04A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
28:10You know disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
28:15Get this std-infested peasant out of here. Now. Let's go if you throw me out
28:20You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
28:26Sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
28:31Maybe we should give her a try
28:34You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
28:37All right, I'll give you a shot
28:40But I warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
28:46Is that any way to ask for help?
28:49You'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
28:54But since i'm not welcome here
28:57I'll leave
28:59Devin come find me when you have a different wish
29:01No, miss trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him
29:08Well, if he's a hero to you
29:11Then that means he must be a good person
29:13My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack. Also, he's great with
29:19puppies. He'd make a great husband
29:23Who says I want to marry him?
29:24As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
29:31Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean look at her
29:35Even if she cleaned herself up
29:37You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
29:41Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
29:45Continue wasting your time
29:47But i'm saving this patient
29:59Oh, okay
30:02What's happening?
30:03What are we doing?
30:15The hell are you doing?
30:17I knew she was a perv. She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
30:22Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient?
30:26Are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son?
30:31He's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
30:37Endogenic cryomorphy
30:38Yeah, right. I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
30:42Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
30:45I even have the badge of universal medicine right here, and I've never heard of
30:51endo
30:52cryo
30:53What what?
31:03It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
31:06What so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius?
31:14Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
31:19I agree. I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
31:23What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years? We are all certified
31:28But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
31:32She's right about everything
31:36Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
31:41And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphy
31:46Oh, and of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
31:51This condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one
31:57A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery, but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
32:04What a bunch of baloney. I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
32:10Precisely you are just a scamming prostitute. You don't compare to meet us
32:16Who actually studied real medicine?
32:19I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school. Oh, so she went to the super circus
32:25instead
32:26And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
32:30Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge?
32:38If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
32:42I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
32:45Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean?
32:50It means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
32:57Then let's have a bet if you can't heal him
33:01We'll break your hands
33:04And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
33:10These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
33:14You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
33:17Miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them. There's too many lives at stake
33:25Don't worry. I got this
33:29It's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
33:41Lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
33:48Are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son i'll give
33:55you everything
34:04I'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
34:10I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
34:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
34:20Listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
34:27of her firstly
34:28This is called greatness
34:31Secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
34:38What did you just call me?
34:40Oh
34:42There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
34:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
34:51Now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
34:57Oh, yeah, yeah, you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
35:24You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
35:29She's been poisoned
35:32It was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save lives but in
35:39the wrong hands
35:40It becomes nothing but poison this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
35:45Do you have one of your antidotes on you of course?
35:49I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if I want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
36:12Why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen
36:15I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist. This is what I call
36:22malpractice
36:24This isn't fatal. She'll live but she deserves a little punishment. Well, where's the jacuzzi? I asked for jacuzzi is
36:31ready
36:31right this way
36:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
36:36You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
36:40Then stop getting in my way every second counts
36:44Let's go for a dip shall we
36:49General Armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
36:55Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
36:59Hold on you two are going in there
37:02Alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
37:09All right, but I warn you no funny business
37:24You
37:54You
38:14You
38:14You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general armstrong exactly what if she
38:20gets pregnant by him?
38:22She could blackmail you for millions
38:25That's what I would do if I was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock
38:30of the nation
38:31Held for ransom
38:33By a homeless woman
38:34You can't seriously be listening to that. We have to have faith. Where did you actually find this little life?
38:44On the streets
38:46Are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets? Are you nuts? You don't know her you don't
38:52know her background
38:53She could be a psychotic murder. That is it general you have to go in and stop this now. You're
38:58right. That's it
38:59I'm shutting down this clown show right now. James. Let's go. Yes, sir
39:06Oh my
39:23Healer goddess here my plea
39:28Please save my child
39:45Rod of a sepulis
40:04Rejuvenate
40:14Praise she is the healer goddess
40:17No, please
40:19Don't call me that
40:21I'm just glad I could help
40:26Here you go miss
40:28Thank you
40:31Why be way down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most in
40:35need
40:48You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
40:53run
40:56Oh
40:57Oh, it's okay little guy
41:00I'll fix you right up
41:06Right rewrites the wronged
41:15See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
41:21Come on Cleo, let's go
41:27Oh
41:39Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
41:43We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
41:48The elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
41:54He's so hot
41:55Does he come with the money?
41:57Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
41:59Money, fame, power
42:02It's all yours
42:08Are we still moving forward miss Trixie?
42:10Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
42:14Oh, I have another call coming in
42:17Grandma
42:18I'm dying
42:19I'm dying
42:20Save me Trixie
42:21Grandma
42:23Grandma
42:24When are you getting married?
42:26I'm already a hundred years old
42:28I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
42:31And Butch is still on deployment
42:32So that's why I haven't been married yet
42:37Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
42:44We're talking about my brother's life
42:46I don't have time for jokes
42:57Please go feed your dog miss
42:59Don't let it starve like you
43:01Oh kind stranger
43:03Let me repay you by granting you a wish
43:05Grant me a wish?
43:06As you can barely feed yourself
43:08The downfall of humanity
43:09It all starts with the loss of faith
43:12What?
43:14Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
43:16Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
43:20I'm telling you to have some faith in me
43:23Okay, uh
43:24I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
43:27Can you do that?
43:29I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
43:33Cleo, stay right here for a second
43:34Don't go too far Cleo
43:40Hold still
43:47What?
43:48My migraine's gone
43:49Okay, then let's go
43:50If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
43:53Come on, come on
44:08How is he?
44:09What is the diagnosis?
44:11Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
44:14I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
44:16Aren't you the queen of medicine?
44:17You're supposed to be one of the best
44:19Don't worry, general
44:21I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
44:26I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
44:47I have no clue what this is
44:50Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
44:56That's why we saved the best for last
44:58Me, the witch doctor
45:00I'll save your son Lysander
45:12He's not budging, there's no movement
45:14Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
45:18But I don't know what this is
45:21Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
45:24They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
45:27If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
45:33Who?
45:36The goddess of healing
45:40Wait a second
45:42You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
45:44That's correct
45:45Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
45:51That's her motto
45:51It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
45:54We are nothing compared to her
45:57She is eccentric and elusive
46:00No one has ever seen her before
46:02If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
46:06I don't care if I go bankrupt
46:09I will find her
46:10James, come
46:12Put out a voucher
46:13To the entire world
46:15Whoever finds the goddess healer
46:17Will give her five million dollars
46:19There's no need
46:34I'll save your son
46:37Who the hell is she?
46:38Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
46:40She's gonna save your brother?
46:42Don't be ridiculous
46:43How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
46:47Exactly
46:48God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
46:51She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
46:54Ew!
46:56She even brought a filthy dog with her
46:58I bet it has fleas
47:00That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
47:03Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
47:11Don't touch him
47:14They say don't judge a book by its cover
47:16But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
47:19So step aside
47:21I'll take it from here
47:23Could you hold this?
47:24Ho ho ho ho
47:25You're not gonna touch my son
47:28I'm the richest tycoon in this country
47:30And a former general
47:31I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
47:34I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
47:38Wasn't paying enough cash
47:40Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
47:44A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
47:51Ew!
47:52Disgusting
47:53Go back to being a prostitute
47:55Security!
47:56Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
47:59Let's go
48:00If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
48:06Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
48:12Maybe we should give her a try
48:14You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
48:18All right, I'll give you a shot
48:20But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
48:26Is that any way to ask for help?
48:29You'd be blessed to have me
48:31And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
48:35But since I'm not welcome here
48:37I'll leave
48:39Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
48:42No, Miss Trixie
48:44My brother is a hero to me
48:45I can't lose him
48:48Well, if he's a hero to you
48:51Then that means he must be a good person
48:54My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
48:58Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
49:03Who says I want to marry him?
49:05As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
49:12Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
49:14I mean, look at her
49:16Even if she cleaned herself up
49:18You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
49:21Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters
49:26Continue wasting your time
49:27But I'm saving this patient
49:39Oh, okay
49:42What's happening?
49:44What are we doing?
49:55What the hell are you doing?
49:58I knew she was a perv
50:00She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
50:02Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
50:06Are you insane?
50:07Security, smash her face in for licking my son
50:11He's born with congenital heart disease
50:13Has a peanut allergy
50:15And the condition he has is called
50:17Endogenic cryomorphy
50:19Yeah, right
50:20I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
50:23Oh, okay
50:23I've studied every disease known to man, right?
50:26I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
50:30And I've never heard of endo cryo
50:34What?
50:37Chris?
50:44It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
50:46What?
50:48So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
50:53The rod of a sepulius?
50:55Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
51:00I agree
51:00I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
51:03What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
51:07We are all certified
51:09But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
51:13She's right about everything
51:16Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
51:20One of them is bound to be right
51:21And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
51:25Endogenic cryomorphie
51:26Oh
51:27And of course none of you have heard of it
51:29Because I just discovered it
51:31This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
51:35The chances are a billion to one
51:37A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
51:40But lucky for you all
51:42You've hit the jackpot by finding me
51:45What a bunch of baloney
51:46I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
51:51Precisely
51:52You are just a scamming prostitute
51:54You don't compare to meet us
51:57Who actually studied real medicine
52:00I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
52:03Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
52:07And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
52:11Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
52:15Is that supposed to be a challenge?
52:19If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
52:23I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
52:25Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
52:29What is that supposed to mean?
52:31It means you're being schooled by me
52:33And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
52:37Then let's have a bet
52:39If you can't heal him
52:42We'll break your hands
52:45And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
52:51These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
52:55You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
52:59Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
53:02There's too many lives at stake
53:05Don't worry, I got this
53:10It's a deal
53:12I'll save Lysander Armstrong
53:14No one is dying on my watch
53:22Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
53:29Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
53:32Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
53:45I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
53:48I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
53:51I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
53:55Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
53:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
54:00Don't listen to her
54:02She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
54:08Firstly, this is called greatness
54:11Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
54:19What did you just call me?
54:23There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
54:27Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
54:32Now stop getting in my way or I promise you
54:35You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
54:37Oh, yeah?
54:38Yeah, you want to see real pain?
54:40Where's the dog?
54:41Well, put down the dog!
54:42All with pleasure
54:59Left leaves the wrong breath
55:05You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
55:10She's been poisoned
55:13It was her
55:14Do you see any poison on me?
55:16Medicine in the right hands can save lives
55:19But in the wrong hands
55:21It becomes nothing but poison
55:23This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
55:26Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
55:28Of course
55:30I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
55:33If I want to save someone
55:34Even the grim reaper can't stop me
55:52Why is she spitting blood?
55:54This wasn't supposed to happen
55:55I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
55:59Angel herbalist
56:00This is what I call malpractice
56:04This isn't fatal, she'll live
56:07But she deserves a little punishment
56:08Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
56:11Jacuzzi is ready?
56:12Right this way
56:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
56:15What the hell is going on?
56:16You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
56:20Then stop getting in my way
56:22Every second counts
56:25Let's go for our dip, shall we?
56:30General Armstrong
56:31Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
56:35Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
56:39Hold on
56:40You two are going in there alone?
56:43If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
56:46Then sure, invite everyone in
56:50All right
56:51But I warn you
56:52No funny business
57:11And I see their family
57:13Get up
57:13You
57:13I agree
57:14You
57:15going to
57:17not
57:19Well, I know
57:30we are
57:54you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
57:58Armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what
58:07I would do if I was that poor and then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of
58:11the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we
58:18have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you shitting
58:28me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
58:33she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're
58:39right
58:39that's it I'm shutting down this clown show right now James let's go yes sir oh my
58:58you
58:58you
58:58you
58:59you
58:59you
59:01you