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00:03Part 4
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00:33안녕하세요!
00:35Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:37Five comedians,
00:38naked as the day they were born,
00:41fighting to the death using primitive weapons.
00:44Sure,
00:45we've had to tweak the original format,
00:47but it'll still be fun.
00:49Let's welcome our warriors once again.
00:51Andy Zobtsman!
00:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:54Baratunde Alashe!
00:57Emma Sidney!
00:59Jack Day!
01:01And Rosendale!
01:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:06And next to me, a man who doesn't know
01:09what colour his bedroom walls are
01:11because he's put so many posters
01:13of Howard from Take That on Them.
01:15LAUGHTER
01:16He didn't let him hide!
01:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:19APPLAUSE
01:21Yeah?
01:23Are you ready for a viewer's favourite?
01:26It's Horn's Hot List!
01:28BUZZER
01:28This is when I, Horn,
01:31say what's hot and what's not hot right now.
01:34Hot. Sweatbands.
01:35These guys are great.
01:37Not hot. Jeans.
01:39Come on, guys, it's not 1969 anymore.
01:42That was Horn's Hot List.
01:44BUZZER
01:45BUZZER
01:46BUZZER
01:48They're very, very itchy,
01:49so I'm going to take them off.
01:51Well, they've done their job, haven't they?
01:52Yeah, we've got everyone going.
01:52They've created a great atmosphere.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:55It's prize task time.
01:57Oh, yes.
01:58AKA, the actual start of the show.
02:00Mm-hm.
02:01Too right, we're creatures of habit, aren't we?
02:03Like nuns or something.
02:04And the category this week is...
02:06LAUGHTER
02:07The category is the most serious object
02:09that looks quite silly.
02:11Poor old Greg has to judge them
02:12and give five points to his favourite serious object
02:14that looks quite silly.
02:15And at the end of the episode,
02:16the overall winner will take home
02:17five seriously silly things.
02:19Back to you, Greg.
02:20Right.
02:21Baba.
02:21Hello.
02:22Hey.
02:23We're going to start with you this week.
02:24OK.
02:25You all right?
02:25I'm good.
02:27LAUGHTER
02:29Have you got a serious thing that's also silly?
02:31Yes, I have.
02:32This is what he's brought in.
02:33A serious thing that looks silly.
02:35LAUGHTER
02:35I mean, come on now, look at that.
02:38Like, back in the day when they used the Vikings
02:40and they, you know, be going to, like,
02:41their little battles with their axes and stuff,
02:43if you showed up...
02:45All right, bear with me here.
02:46It's just a shit.
02:48LAUGHTER
02:48It's just a shit fancy dress.
02:51If you showed up in Tottenham with a Viking hat,
02:53we'd kick your arse!
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56OK, well, it's not on my bucket list.
02:59LAUGHTER
03:00Emma, what have you brought in?
03:01A Comic Sans clock.
03:03Here it is.
03:04LAUGHTER
03:07You know, you only have so much time,
03:09we're against the clock.
03:10I just think it's reasonably serious.
03:12Oh, in terms of life?
03:13Yes.
03:14That serious.
03:14Right.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Comic Sans, that's a bit silly.
03:18LAUGHTER
03:19I just don't know why you need to add
03:21it's my daddy.
03:24That's a little bit more silly, isn't it?
03:27I'd say that's more serious, to be honest.
03:30LAUGHTER
03:31I'll have to reflect on it, Emma.
03:33Thank you.
03:33Thank you.
03:34Andy.
03:35Yes.
03:35Who's your daddy?
03:37LAUGHTER
03:39Well, what I brought in, Greg,
03:41is an effigy of the gunpowder plot celeb Guy Fawkes.
03:47LAUGHTER
03:50Who was Guy Fawkes?
03:51Guy Fawkes was someone who tried to blow up Parliament.
03:53Do you know how he was executed, Greg?
03:54I do, I've been in the room, it happened, didn't it?
03:56No, I think it happened outside, didn't it?
03:57Oh, the execution?
03:58Yes.
03:59Sorry, I've been in the room where he was tortured.
04:01Oh, right.
04:03LAUGHTER
04:04So, basically, we're dealing with the brutality of humanity.
04:09Yeah.
04:09And we've turned it into something fun for the kids to do
04:11on the 5th of November.
04:12Very good.
04:13Hello, Jack.
04:14Hello.
04:15You all right? Yeah.
04:16You?
04:17Yes, I'm good.
04:19Enough of the small talk.
04:21LAUGHTER
04:21What silly and serious thing have you brought in?
04:24I brought in something which is serious,
04:26but I think it looks silly.
04:28It's an abseiling harness.
04:31LAUGHTER
04:32So, you know, when you see people, like, climbing,
04:35and they think they're clever,
04:37but I don't, cos they're wearing one of those.
04:40LAUGHTER
04:40And they just look silly.
04:41It looks like a sort of...
04:42I don't know if they think they're clever, do they?
04:43LAUGHTER
04:44It's like a sort of exoskeletal nappy.
04:47LAUGHTER
04:48But it is serious cos you need to wear one cos it'll hold you
04:51if you fall.
04:52Mm.
04:52And that's why I think people who wear them think they're clever.
04:57LAUGHTER
04:57And they're not, and I think we should discuss that more.
05:01LAUGHTER
05:01And you suggested that people shouldn't wear safety harnesses.
05:04Yeah.
05:05Thanks, Jack.
05:06All right.
05:08LAUGHTER
05:08Hello.
05:09Hello.
05:09You all right?
05:10Yeah, about you.
05:12Yeah, not too bad.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:14Oh, all right, then.
05:16OK.
05:17So, I brought in my own coffin.
05:25LAUGHTER
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28LAUGHTER
05:34Oh, that'd be lovely.
05:38Everyone crying.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Paying their respects.
05:44Fending down.
05:46LAUGHTER
05:49Any questions?
05:51No.
05:51No.
05:52It's difficult, because I still don't really understand...
05:56Comic Sans is my daddy.
05:58Oh, well, that's just silly as well.
06:00You know, cheeky.
06:00Cheeky.
06:01It's cheeky!
06:02No, it is cheeky.
06:03It's got two levels of cheeky.
06:04Baba's has only got one.
06:05I'll give Baba one point.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:07One to Baba.
06:07I'll give Emma two points.
06:09The clock gets two.
06:11I'll give Jack D three points.
06:12Safety equipment does look ridiculous.
06:13And then we're up to the big guns.
06:15Guy Fawkes.
06:16Oh.
06:17Honk if you miss me.
06:19LAUGHTER
06:20You did try to...
06:21Guy Fawkes has had his day.
06:22He can have four points.
06:23Right.
06:23And, of course, I will be honking if I miss Rosie Jones.
06:28APPLAUSE
06:33OK, what's the first ask proper, please, Alex?
06:36Well, it's something we haven't done before, Greg.
06:39And there are big points at stake.
06:42GASP
06:52Hi, Jack.
06:54Hi, Alex.
06:55What are you wearing?
06:56Oh, this whole thing.
06:58GASP
06:59Welcome.
07:01Hey!
07:02LAUGHTER
07:03Oh!
07:05Hi.
07:05Emma?
07:06Yes, hi.
07:07You all right?
07:07Yeah.
07:08How are you?
07:09I'm feeling good.
07:10I'm looking great.
07:11Great.
07:18Hello, Andy.
07:19Oh, hi, Alex.
07:21What life of choices brought you here?
07:28You have to trace them all the way back, I think.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Parents.
07:34I think it's amazing.
07:36I've never seen it before.
07:37Christmas?
07:38No.
07:39Weddings?
07:40No.
07:41OK.
07:42The postman's come.
07:44Right.
07:45All right.
07:46Um...
07:47All right.
07:49Where's this outfit?
07:51Throughout one future task.
07:53This outfit.
07:54This outfit.
07:55This outfit.
07:56Oh, Jesus Christ.
07:58And your points will be doubled.
08:00Doubled.
08:01Doubled.
08:02For that task.
08:03OK.
08:03OK.
08:05You have until your time in Taskmaster is over.
08:09Is there a right answer?
08:12The right answer is you've got to wear it for a task that you do well in so that you
08:16can double your...
08:16Your points.
08:18So, Andy, you won't know what the task is going to be.
08:20You have to decide before a task takes place that you want to wear this outfit.
08:24Right.
08:25OK.
08:25There are several different types of tasks in this show.
08:27Yeah.
08:28So, you're just going to have to feel it.
08:29OK.
08:29This isn't actually a task, is it?
08:32It's just a thing that's going to happen.
08:34Yeah.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:35Yeah.
08:35Still fun, though, Joe?
08:36Oh, it is.
08:37The fun never stops at the scene.
08:39I'm having a ball.
08:41Mm.
08:42APPLAUSE
08:44I don't know what Alex is currently wearing, but Rose is quite right.
08:49His decision to wear that is almost certainly the fault of his parents.
08:54So, something to look forward to?
08:56Yes.
08:56Quite right.
08:56They can play their Joker at any point across the rest of the series by putting on the mystery outfit.
09:01But for now, here's some more memorable fun.
09:16MUSIC PLAYS
09:22Back in the weird lab.
09:24All right.
09:25Is that your wardrobe?
09:28It's not my wardrobe.
09:32LAUGHTER
09:33LAUGHTER
09:33Hi, Jack.
09:34Hi, Alex.
09:35You all right?
09:36Yeah.
09:36SIGH
09:39OK.
09:41Prepared for everything?
09:42Yep.
09:42Brand new gloves?
09:44Well, I've been waiting to do this show a long time.
09:47LAUGHTER
09:48Right.
09:50Um, I decided to wear the hot dog outfit for this one.
09:53Oh, yeah?
09:54Mm.
09:54It means this one counts double for you.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Whatever points you get.
09:58Yeah.
09:58So, it's a big one.
10:00LAUGHTER
10:02Remember these ten fine people.
10:05You have two minutes to acquaint yourself with these fine people.
10:11Best memory wins.
10:15Your time starts now.
10:18OK, cool.
10:19Let's memorise these people, then.
10:21All right.
10:22Diana.
10:22She's got the blonde hair, the pearls.
10:25Is he bandana?
10:27So, that's Gordo.
10:28I'm going to start.
10:29Trev looks good.
10:30Have you got a good memory, Jack?
10:32I'm going to...
10:33It'll be better if I'm not talking to you during it.
10:35Dina, dina, dina.
10:39Issy, dina, issy.
10:42Yank tank, yank tank, yank tank.
10:44What's your process for your...
10:45Ooh!
10:46Yank tank.
10:47Blanket.
10:48Clown.
10:49Ah!
10:50OK.
10:50Grillsy.
10:52Is that real?
10:53Yes.
10:54OK.
10:54What's your method for remembering things, Jack?
10:56Try not to be distracted.
10:58Chisel.
10:58Chisel.
11:00Dina, dina, dina, yank tank.
11:03Chisel.
11:05Chisel.
11:06Chisel.
11:06They're now in my memory house, in my memory castle.
11:09Right.
11:12Cool.
11:12I'm cool.
11:13Don't fancy my chances here.
11:16WHISTLE BLANKET
11:17Please look at the camera.
11:19I was hoping you weren't going to do that.
11:22I got that sorted, but that's a shit dump.
11:29I was just wondering if you could tell me who all these people are, Jack.
11:31Can I start now?
11:33Why not?
11:34Dinah.
11:36Izzy.
11:37Yank tank.
11:38The yank tank.
11:39The yank tank.
11:39Colonel.
11:40Blanket.
11:42Dina, dina, dina, yank tank.
11:45Colonel!
11:47Blanket.
11:49Dora?
11:50There wasn't a Dora, was there?
11:51There should have been a Dora.
11:52It looks like a Dora, do you not think?
11:55Grillsy.
11:56Chisel.
11:57Reggie.
11:58Trish.
11:59No.
11:59Never go with Trish, man.
12:00Trish.
12:01Let's go with Trish.
12:02I didn't talk to them.
12:05No, you didn't talk to them.
12:06Oh!
12:07This is Izzy, the bandage.
12:11I'm really screwed with her.
12:14I can't stop thinking of Tamsin Althwaite.
12:16Maybe she was called Tamsin.
12:19I think this one's Gordo.
12:21Gordo.
12:22True.
12:23I can't remember these two.
12:26They've left the palace.
12:28I'm going to leave it at that.
12:29I think I've done all of it.
12:31Thank you.
12:32Thank you.
12:41Thank you.
13:02APPLAUSE
13:03I suppose he only did half the room.
13:04But I should also say that was only half the task.
13:07OK.
13:09It's break time.
13:10Try to fulfil these precious few minutes without using your smartphone.
13:14You don't need to look up little Alex Horne's real height.
13:17I've told you the guy's five foot two.
13:19If anything, look up how a virgin can have three kids.
13:23LAUGHTER
13:25We'll see you in a minute.
13:30APPLAUSE
13:37Hello!
13:39Welcome back to Taskmaster.
13:41It's the second part of the show
13:42and we still haven't had a proper task for me to judge.
13:45Oh, poor old Greggy.
13:46But here we go.
13:47A new task and the introduction of our teams.
14:02Hello.
14:04Andy.
14:06Good to see you.
14:07You too.
14:08Multi-headed creature.
14:11Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive.
14:15Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time
14:20and explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive.
14:24You have 20 minutes.
14:26Your time starts now.
14:27Can anyone juggle?
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:30No.
14:31Absolutely not.
14:32All right.
14:33We could collect a lot of heads around the house.
14:36All right?
14:36It can be any heads.
14:37Dog's head.
14:38You see, that, I like what you're thinking there.
14:41Because it doesn't have to be a human head.
14:43Do you think multi-headed creatures of history?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:46I haven't been too many, have they?
14:48Hydra.
14:49Three-headed dog.
14:50God of the underworld.
14:50What do you do that's impressive?
14:52I can't move my knuckles.
14:57In...
14:57Oh, you can!
14:58I mean, it's niche.
15:01Is it like making a smoothie?
15:03I always find like a good smoothie is like really fantastic.
15:07That's right.
15:07You know when someone's like, oh, this is great and then you taste it and it's delicious?
15:11What?
15:13Okay.
15:14Look, it doesn't have to be a smoothie.
15:15I...
15:16Something like that.
15:18What if I stand on my head?
15:22I would love that.
15:24Come on, let's see if it can be done.
15:25Do you need some help?
15:26Yeah.
15:30What?
15:34Yeah, see?
15:35You can't do it, can you?
15:38Right.
15:39Um...
15:40Okay, so what are we on, 12 minutes?
15:41Yeah, yeah, it's really going down now.
15:43Right.
15:44I really don't want to get this wrong.
15:46These guys, man.
15:48Right.
15:54I mean, I don't know where to start.
15:56Quite a good vibe with this team.
16:00So excited to be on the team with Jackie.
16:04I don't feel like we've got so much in common.
16:10Do you?
16:13We're from a place of positivity.
16:20And we were a team made in heaven.
16:32There's a bond there, and I've got high hopes for your multi-headed beast.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Now, this group...
16:38I don't think I have ever seen a more awkward introduction.
16:43I was so confused.
16:45I was just like, why am I hooked up with, like, this cricketer?
16:48And then a detective comes in.
16:51I was so confused.
16:52But there's no mystery, Baba, at least as to who the detective is.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57It's Detective Emma City.
16:58Oh, God.
17:00Once you've formed your multi-headed beast,
17:03what would be the most impressive thing you would do?
17:05And Emma went for...
17:07The making of a smoothie.
17:11You might not have seen this because you were in the room.
17:13Do you want to see what Baba thought of your idea?
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:16I always find, like, a good smoothie is, like, really fantastic.
17:21That's right.
17:22You know when someone's like, oh...
17:23LAUGHTER
17:29Anyway, well, we're going to start with a team of two.
17:32Rosie and Jackie.
17:34This...
17:35...is...
17:36...bin...
17:37...and...
17:38...gone.
17:44We...
17:47...are...
17:49...show...
17:50...happy...
17:51...to...
17:53...be...
17:53...here...
17:55...on...
17:56...your...
17:57...task...
17:58...my...
17:59...show...
18:02...we...
18:03...are...
18:05...show...
18:06...impressive...
18:09...we...
18:11...instruments...
18:14...and...
18:15...your...
18:17...playing...
18:21...instruments...
18:21...and...
18:22LAUGHTER
18:25APPLAUSE
18:25You put your head to a bin bag and then you sang a song.
18:29There are two things you're missing here.
18:30One is we had to join two bin bags, otherwise it wouldn't have been big enough, Greg.
18:34No!
18:35And then the other thing you're missing is that by then I'd lost the will to live.
18:39Yeah.
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41Right.
18:42Jackie started to turn on you here.
18:44No, no, no.
18:44He's pulling away from the group.
18:46LAUGHTER
18:47There's only one thing that can save you now...
18:49...and it's...
18:50...the most awkward gang in town.
18:59We...
19:00...are...
19:01...making...
19:02...a...
19:03...phenomenal...
19:03...smoothie.
19:05...today...
19:06...using...
19:07...so...
19:08...many...
19:09...phenomenal...
19:10...fruits...
19:11...and...
19:13...life-giving...
19:14...nutrients...
19:17...today...
19:18...making...
19:19...this...
19:20...impressive...
19:22...medicine...
19:23...will...
19:27...today...
19:35Oh...
19:36...my...
19:37...gosh...
19:39...this...
19:40...is...
19:40...phenomenal...
19:41...smoothie time...
19:44...today...
19:52...smoothie...
19:55...smoothie...
20:25...smoothie...
21:02...smoothie...
21:25...smoothie...
22:01...smoothie...
22:27...so...
22:41...smoothie...
22:42...smoothie...
22:43...smoothie...
22:46...smoothie...
22:49...smoothie...
22:51...smoothie...
22:52There's a...
22:53...um...
22:53...is there a...
22:54...challenge?
22:55Uh, yeah, there's a task.
22:56A task, yeah.
22:57It's just on...
22:57...on the doorbell.
22:58Oh, okay.
22:58Yeah.
23:01Urgh!
23:02Ah, done it.
23:04Capture the most remarkable footage...
23:07...on this doorbell camera.
23:13Yo!
23:14Man like bubba.
23:16You have 30 minutes.
23:19Your time starts...
23:20...now.
23:21Interesting the word remarkable.
23:24I'm trying to think of anything...
23:25...any kind of footage that I've ever seen that's remarkable.
23:28Are you aware of doorbell cameras?
23:30Doorbell...
23:30Well, I'm aware of their work.
23:33Um, I think Star Wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.
23:35It was the first known use of it.
23:37I want to put on the shelf...
23:41It needs...
23:43...to be...
23:46...elaborate.
23:48APPLAUSE
23:52It needs to be remarkable, actually.
23:54I mean, they are synonyms.
23:58Okay.
23:59LAUGHTER
24:00How do you feel about being Rosie's little baby boy?
24:03You like that?
24:03Yes and no.
24:04What's the no part?
24:05I want to grow up one day.
24:08LAUGHTER
24:09All right.
24:10Okay.
24:10What are we going to see?
24:11Well, let's start with Daddy.
24:13It is Rosie Jones.
24:14Oh!
24:18Oh!
24:22Oh!
24:24Oh!
24:25Oh!
24:26Oh!
24:27Merry Christmas!
24:30I'm Mary and I'm having a baby!
24:36Oh!
24:38Oh!
24:41Oh!
24:42Oh!
24:55What is more remarkable than the birth of our Lord?
25:05it's a bold and fresh take on christianity
25:11if it's not disrespectful one would almost say that jesus positively fell out
25:17all right that's it we're halfway through the episode see you in a minute
25:31안녕하세요, 이 시각 세계에서 일어납니다.
25:37다음은題입니다.
25:38정국의 지식은
25:39Mikulkan은 judging, 그래서 지금 이 시각 세계가 시작됩니다.
25:42민vie와 함께 지식을 시작하는 건
25:46Next up, Bubba, whose name is an anagram of ABBA,
25:49and Annie Zaltzman, whose name is an anagram of ADZ AS LINMAT.
26:02MUSIC PLAYS
26:25Alexander.
26:26Oh, right. Hello.
26:28I am your future. I know what you plan.
26:32OK, what's that, then?
26:33The full and total destruction of the Taskmaster.
26:37Ah, fair cop. Yeah, that is the plan.
26:39It would have been the plan, actually.
26:41Right, from episode one, series one.
26:43I know when you will destroy him.
26:45Mm-hmm. When?
26:46Yeah, well, in the studio, when we show this task.
26:49That's right. That's exactly right.
27:07How will you destroy a Taskmaster?
27:09Mm, I can't say that.
27:11Oh, come on, my mates.
27:12Well, let's say revenge will be sweet.
27:15Right. Revenge for that time that...
27:17Shh!
27:18No, I can't say that. That is our secret.
27:20Our secret.
27:21No-one can know that.
27:24We know. We always know.
27:28Stick around?
27:30Can you see that chicken?
27:33Or chicken?
27:43Mine was shit, though.
27:47Maybe it was remarkable for being so shit.
27:50Maybe.
27:51You weren't even any good at keeping your piss.
27:53That's right.
27:55When you first kicked it, I thought,
27:56well, he's going to be really good at this.
27:58Three.
28:01Andy, I thought, oh, that's a good idea, the ghost comes.
28:04That's an intriguing story.
28:06But then I found the ghost himself to be quite boring.
28:10Well, that's often ghosts are, aren't they?
28:12Because if you think of the mundanity of death,
28:15Yeah.
28:16of being a ghost for all eternity,
28:18you're going to lose your spark, aren't you?
28:20I would say.
28:22So he was deliberately dull?
28:24Yeah.
28:24Well, it's also Alex's future,
28:25so it's probably going to be quite dull.
28:29Very clever.
28:30Good.
28:31Not good.
28:31Bad.
28:32Who's next?
28:33Next up, it's Emma.
28:37Oh, my.
28:39Do-do-do-do.
28:41Da-da-da-da-da-da.
28:43Ooh.
28:44Camo.
28:46Oh.
28:50All right.
28:51Camo.
28:53Let's get into that.
28:58There we go.
28:59Cooking with gas.
29:00Camo.
29:01Whoa.
29:02All right.
29:12All right.
29:14I'll leave the pack.
29:16APPLAUSE
29:18The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life
29:21seems to be making relatively basic food.
29:26Yeah, I think that might be true.
29:28What do I do?
29:29Well, do better.
29:32Just do, make it, omelette, was it an omelette?
29:34No, it was a pancake.
29:35Oh, that's better.
29:37On the envelope?
29:38That was remarkable.
29:39Yeah.
29:40But would I think it remarkable if someone was doing bad
29:42keepy-uppies outside my doorbell?
29:45Difficult, innit?
29:45Who's next?
29:46The final person we're going to see,
29:48oh, it's Jack Dee, living the dream.
29:52That's the doorbell.
29:54Can it come off?
29:56I suppose so.
30:03And it's the most remarkable.
30:06There you go, Alex.
30:09OK, Alex?
30:10Yeah?
30:11Hello.
30:13What did you have for dinner last night?
30:15Do you want to see it?
30:16OK.
30:24Did you see what I had for dinner?
30:26I think it was a banana, was it?
30:28I had a banana for pudding, yeah.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:30I'm not sure your digestion system
30:32is working as efficiently as it should have been.
30:34Well, it wasn't just a banana.
30:42Omelette?
30:43Well, it's a creme caramel.
30:46It's almost as if you never chewed.
30:49Was it remarkable?
30:51It was, I think it was remarkable.
30:52I don't think you can get any more remarkable than that, really.
30:55Something I've always wanted to do is
30:57watch stuff being flushed all the way down through
30:59and see how it works.
31:01OK, thanks, Jack.
31:02Yeah, thanks, Alex.
31:04APPLAUSE
31:08Well, I can't argue it fits the brief.
31:11Like I said in the thing, I like to see how things work.
31:14Yeah.
31:15And I like to, er, I like to demonstrate how things work as well,
31:18and I think I demonstrated there how...
31:20Yeah.
31:20..how a house works.
31:23We all want to have a look.
31:24I had a look inside our family septic tank once.
31:27Why did you look in it?
31:28Er, it was blocked up.
31:29What with?
31:30Multicoloured condoms, shit and frogs.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:35Which is the least remarkable?
31:37HE CHUCKLES
31:39Well, I feel...
31:41I feel bad it is Baba, probably.
31:42But I don't know whether it's any less remarkable
31:44than Andy's boring ghost.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47I'm giving Baba and Andy two points.
31:50Crapwoman can thank me for her three points.
31:52Is it poo or is it Christianity?
31:56LAUGHTER
31:57LAUGHTER
31:58Because I have great respect for those of faith.
32:01It's four points to Jack's poo.
32:04And Rosie Jones takes five points.
32:06Well done, Rosie.
32:07Well done.
32:08Well done.
32:09Thank you.
32:11All right.
32:12We're on the task, please, Alex.
32:14Well, cast your mind back a bit for this next one.
32:22MUSIC PLAYS
32:23Oh, no!
32:27Oh, for goodness sake, not these again.
32:30Oh.
32:30It's nice to see you too, Emma.
32:31Yeah, yeah.
32:32Pleased to see them?
32:33Um, well, I mean, some of them.
32:36Some of them, a bit awkward.
32:38LAUGHTER
32:41Do you want me to open the thing?
32:42Not yet.
32:43OK.
32:43Do you know why not?
32:44You want more chat?
32:45No.
32:47Yeah.
32:49Oh, you want me to put that on?
32:50You should really be dressed as a hot dog for this one.
32:53Identify these ten fine people.
32:56Most fine people, correctly identified, wins.
33:00Oh, my God, I forgot them.
33:02You have four fine minutes.
33:04Your time starts now.
33:06Colonel!
33:14It's a dirty trick in no mistake.
33:16And only the people with actually good memories are going to succeed, I suspect.
33:19Let's have a look.
33:20OK, we're going to start with Rosie and Randy.
33:23Here we go.
33:25They're in a different order.
33:30You sneaky little toe bag.
33:37I'm going to be quite badly on this first time around, to be honest.
33:44Colonel!
33:48This one was Izzy.
33:49I remember that one.
33:50That was the head injury.
33:54She has a one-word beard.
33:58Hair.
34:03Ache.
34:07That seems too obvious.
34:09Ahoy.
34:10Yum, yum.
34:12That was Flight Commander Biggles.
34:16Dungie.
34:17Dungie?
34:19Marilyn.
34:21Dina.
34:23That is definitely Dungie Goodyear.
34:26Oh, why is she in that song?
34:29Oh, Dina.
34:37Thanks, Andy.
34:38All right.
34:39You didn't get a duck.
34:40No.
34:41No, but in some ways getting one is worse than getting none.
34:44There's a dignity in total failure.
34:49LAUGHTER
34:50APPLAUSE
34:54So Andy only ended up getting one.
34:57Previously he had five.
34:58Mm-hmm.
34:58He only remembered one in the end.
35:00It's just, it's quite hard to, I mean, I felt quite triggered by that.
35:02By what?
35:03It was very similar to the jury in, um, the trial.
35:06Uh, but look, I don't want to go into that in too much detail.
35:09LAUGHTER
35:10Who were Yam Yam and Shaggy?
35:12Were they...
35:12LAUGHTER
35:13Were Yam Yam and Shaggy original characters?
35:16No, Yam Yam and Shaggy came from Rosie's brain.
35:18Yeah.
35:19Andy came up with Biggles, Valderrama, Baldy Doggy and Marilyn.
35:22Yeah.
35:23OK.
35:23Time to break for the last time in the final part of the show.
35:27Someone will win a harness, a clock, a Viking hat, a Guy Fawkes effigy
35:32and have to carry us home in a coffin.
35:35What's the point?
35:37We'll see you soon.
35:39APPLAUSE
35:40APPLAUSE
35:48APPLAUSE
35:48APPLAUSE
35:49APPLAUSE
35:49It's part four of four and our cast have been tested
35:52to remember the names of ten fine people.
35:54Next, we're going to witness the memories of Bubba and Jack,
35:57who has donned his hot dog outfit, and we'll get double points.
36:01Here we go.
36:03Ah.
36:05This is so wrong.
36:07OK.
36:08All right, let's try.
36:11Blanket.
36:12I think that's the Colonel.
36:15Chisel.
36:16Reggie.
36:18Gordo.
36:19Izzy.
36:21That had a patch on, didn't it?
36:22There's a patch there.
36:23That's, um...
36:24That's, uh...
36:25Grilly.
36:26Grilly.
36:27Blanket.
36:28Izzy.
36:30Oh, the...
36:31What's it?
36:31Hanky Panky or something like that?
36:33Or wanky...
36:33Sanky or something?
36:36Uh...
36:36Ch...
36:36Chisel?
36:37Chisel.
36:38Oh, there was Yankee Tank.
36:40That's her name.
36:41OK, now, who was Yankee Tank?
36:43Izzy.
36:44No, Dinah.
36:45Dinah.
36:46I think it says Yankee Tank.
36:47No, no, that's Yankee Tank.
36:49That's Yankee Tank.
36:50Trev or something, the Trev on, something like that?
36:53The corporal?
36:55No, you're not the corporal.
36:57You're the corporal.
36:59The two that I didn't get before have gone...
37:02Grilly, itsy, pootsy.
37:05Ah.
37:08Still got two minutes left.
37:09What do you want to do?
37:09I want to do nothing, because I don't remember their names.
37:13So I might bust a little two-step.
37:16Come on, Dunno.
37:17Oh, hey, oh.
37:19Bow.
37:19Bow.
37:21Oh.
37:22You know what I'm saying?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Write that down.
37:24When you bust a two-step, add some flavour.
37:27There, it's gone.
37:28Yeah.
37:43Should Bubba be rewarded for busting a two-step and add it to some flavour?
37:48I don't give bonus points, but in my heart, I am giving you a bonus point,
37:52because I enjoyed it.
37:53Can I check?
37:53Jack said grill-y instead of grill-sy.
37:55Is that close enough?
37:56And similarly, Yankee Tank and Yankee Tank.
37:58I think maybe we should give him one of them.
38:00Thank you.
38:00Bubba remembered six out of the ten.
38:03Jack, seven out of the ten.
38:04Not bad.
38:05Not bad at all.
38:05But there is one more to see.
38:07Yes.
38:07It is Emma Seedy, or to use her full name, Emma Compact Disc.
38:12Here she is.
38:14I'm taking the gloves off for this.
38:16The Colonel.
38:18Chisel.
38:19Dina.
38:20Trev.
38:21Reggie.
38:22Blanket.
38:23Tamsin.
38:24Tamsin.
38:26This one's new.
38:28OK.
38:36Jemima.
38:37I know it's not that, but I'm really stuck.
38:39Um, you've got little pickies, you bastard.
38:45Look at these.
38:47Who have you found?
38:48Chisel.
38:48Oh, you need that one.
38:50Yeah, I know.
38:50I don't need that.
38:53Grilzy!
38:59The Yankee Tank.
39:01Yank Tank.
39:04Gordo.
39:05Oh, Gordo.
39:08You're just missing, Tamsin halfway, is that right?
39:10Yes, yes, yes, yes.
39:12Tamsin.
39:13Just a minute, then.
39:17Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy.
39:20Izzy.
39:21That was exciting.
39:23I'm glad you got gloves off for that.
39:25I needed to be there.
39:29Genuinely impressed.
39:30Alex's nerdy little system.
39:31Yeah, thanks, guys.
39:32But she had, like Baba, two minutes to spare and thought there must be something else here.
39:35And there was.
39:36Yeah.
39:37Interesting.
39:37Two very different systems.
39:39Investigate here.
39:40Yeah.
39:40I'm going to bust a two-star.
39:42Andy and Rosie both only remembered one person.
39:45Eight points.
39:46Because of the very wise hot dog choice, Emma wins the task.
39:50Five points to Emma.
39:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:55Quick look at the scores, then.
39:56Yes.
39:57The hot dog is in the lead.
39:5817 points.
39:59First place, Jack D.
40:00Right.
40:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:07OK, it's time for me to make your way to the stage.
40:09The final task of the show!
40:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:16Hello, old friends.
40:18I'm over here.
40:19And who will be reading the task out?
40:20Rosie Jones, please.
40:21Rosie Jones, take it away.
40:23Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you.
40:37If you land on good, you are automatically through to the next round
40:47and the next person has to spin it one more time than the previous person.
40:59It will become clearer as we play it.
41:00Andy, please come over to the wheel.
41:02It just needs a medium spin.
41:04If you stand sort of where I'm standing but the other side,
41:07that would be...
41:07Oh, what are you doing?
41:08Checking the integrity of the wheel?
41:10Well, just the physics of it, you know, how it's...
41:12How it's going to spin.
41:13It's a wheel.
41:13Right.
41:14LAUGHTER
41:25And I have to ask you, do you want to spin again
41:28or do you want to stick on one?
41:29I'll spin again.
41:31Ooh.
41:31If this lands on black, you're eliminated.
41:34That's a hefty one.
41:36That's in the spirit of the game.
41:37Beautiful action again.
41:38Thanks.
41:38So we're hoping this lands on red,
41:40otherwise we lose Andy Zoltzman.
41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:45Who's next?
41:46Barbara is next and he must land two in a row in the same colour.
41:52Whoa!
41:55Wow.
41:56You're through.
41:57Come on, bud.
41:58You've got to spin it three times.
42:00You get the same colour every time,
42:01unless you get gold.
42:02All right.
42:06Lovely.
42:08Lovely, passionate grunt.
42:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:15Jack, you could have got the same colour four times in a row.
42:19I'm going to go the other way.
42:21What?
42:22Oh, yeah.
42:48You've only got to get four more reds.
42:50What makes it?
42:50Or any golds.
42:51Right.
42:52I'm going to let you go.
42:53Mm-hmm.
42:57Oh...
42:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:00We have the new generation show.
43:03Well done.
43:07I remember you.
43:08Oh, no.
43:09Oh, lovely.
43:12The cartwheel.
43:14Red.
43:15Yeah, they like that.
43:16They like that.
43:17.
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44:01Come on.
44:03.
44:10너무나도 없을 수 있겠지?
44:12예수님!
44:177.
44:18예수님!
44:28그쪽에는?
44:34네?
44:34네?
44:35바바, 예수님!
44:37OK, 고.
44:41고, 고, 고, 고!
44:468.
44:47Fair enough.
44:471-1.
44:53Black Emma.
44:54Kimmer!
44:55Yep.
44:55The Lucky Come On's back.
45:01We have a winner, and that winner is Bubba Dunday Elisha!
45:07Yes!
45:09Can you have a little tea stack if you want?
45:11Yes!
45:12Hey, come down, we'll add it to the final scores!
45:20Bubba Dunday won the five points.
45:23Well done, Bubba.
45:27And it has really paid dividends for Bubba because he's come second last.
45:31At the top of the lady board with 20 points is Chuck D!
45:35Chuck D wins episode two.
45:37Please don't celebrate with your serious yet silly thing!
45:42Thank you.
45:43See you again very soon.
45:44But for now, let's hear it for tonight's winner.
45:46Chuck D!
45:47dank now, New York!
45:47Thank you.
45:49Thank you always, guys!
45:51We will our sua humble belly.
45:52We'll she Is.
45:52And then we can attend the pro at Model L Talk.
46:16It's a really prompt we have to take care it is and...
46:17Many of our with you, but we got so excited!
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