00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
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03:00Mrs. Thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead.
03:06To complete the transformation of Britain.
03:09I'm saying the background, where you come from, doesn't matter, because if you can prove yourself to be a value
03:16to the economy, if you can contribute, if you can increase your own prosperity for the good of others...
03:23Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
03:26Oh, yes, it's a great job. The successful people, the people who are determined to get ahead.
03:34Oh, my God. I am...
03:37The Prime Minister is dating all...
03:47More travel and news after this.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:11I'm sorry if I thought that it would change my mind.
04:16But I know that this time I have said too much, been too unkind.
04:22I try to laugh about it, cover it all up with lies.
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes.
04:32Because boys, don't cry.
04:40Boys, don't cry.
04:42Earlier today, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano, and the initial reports of the possible 1,000
04:49casualties caused the distinct wavering of the graph of international support of Britain.
04:54Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:12Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:19Donald Belgrano in Brussels.
05:21Passed to the gentleman.
05:22Help Harvey.
05:22Come on, Bobby.
05:23Have you got the floor?
05:29No, I did.
05:30No, I did.
05:32No, I did.
05:35No, I did.
05:35No, I did.
05:35No, I did.
05:36No, I did.
05:38No, I did.
05:39No, I did.
05:40No, I did.
05:41No, I did.
05:41No, I did.
05:42No, I did.
05:42No, it's OK.
05:43Catch you later.
05:45I'll just bring the home down here.
05:46I might as well.
05:48Bill.
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52all right you yeah yeah have you still got that mate the what's it the cash in
05:59hand fella yeah yeah yeah you can swear whatever you have I will take
06:09all right then let's get on with this as soon as you finish 28 page 28 page 28 page
06:22come over my life
06:43I might just have breakfast
06:53Michael's here
06:59what are you doing I told you never to come here I need to talk to you about the flat
07:11not tonight Michael how are the kids they're fine now go
07:23who's that twat don't be rude who is it someone who works for a living and looks after your kids
07:28now go he's a fucking twat you're a fucking twat Michael I mean it don't you want some
07:33maybe I do yeah maybe you're not worth it well well maybe you haven't got any balls
07:40I've got balls let me tell you something else she she knows all about my balls
07:46you're right
07:47you're like
07:48don't start Michael you're fucking coming out
07:50you're fucking doing it
07:51no況 you're fucking doing it
07:54you're fucking doing it
07:56you're fucking doing it
07:56look at you
07:59you're fucking
07:59you kind of looking for the ult
08:15fucking
08:36I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:43our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:57Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack,
08:59but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned
09:12and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:25Everyone was against us going to the Falklands,
09:26but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is within sight.
09:30Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36And lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher,
09:52or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public,
09:59and have learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent,
10:09accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Nice. Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm. But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
11:06Thanks.
11:14I always brought up by Victorian Grandmother,
11:17we were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed. James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:39Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your Member of Parliament, who can refer you to the
11:54Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:55Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:03Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:25There's a patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:39I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:48So, what do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
12:53How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49devil woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:58The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:09Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:15Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:28Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagin.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancier her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:03I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street, as is your right in a civilised democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:40Failing that, the Queen, is he's very good.
16:00Her Majesty the Queen here, taking the royal salute.
16:04the key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division troop their colour,
16:18those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of the public
16:21invited to attend, come together as one nation
16:24in celebration of this joyous event.
16:28I don't need to trust that I am the minister and this government
16:32I don't need to trust that I am the minister.
16:34Number 72, the frozen industry and price.
16:36Number 2 will create work for those who are...
16:39Application for single payment to cover home improvements.
16:43Yep.
16:43Can you give me a little more information?
16:46OK, my wife has left me.
16:49All right.
16:50I went to see social services to mediate
16:53because I want my kids to spend time with me.
16:55All right.
16:57But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:07My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No, they told me to speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that up to the council.
17:30You're going to have to take a annoys to pay for the two.
17:33that the lotteryekt who will pay for when we run.
17:35We're not going to have to choose.
17:36No, no, no, no, no.
17:38Hide that now for us,
17:39listen, do we to go to the gravesite.
17:39If you cannot just leave,
17:40Make sure you lots of those people have to be
17:40All of you and the boys.
17:58I think you can work to do but it's not easy to be
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