00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
00:09For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:27Attention all crooks, attention all crooks.
00:31This is General Blight speaking. Are you receiving me?
00:35Yes, I am, and very nicely too, thank you. How about a song, General?
00:39Not now, you fool. This is the beginning of Operation Total.
00:43That's total, as in the total destruction of Banana Man.
00:49Well, at this very moment, the big banana is taking his morning walk.
00:54You will attack him. Then, when his banana power fades, we shall have him.
01:00I shall have him. I shall have him. You promised him to me, General, for my experiment.
01:06Of course, Doc. We'll bring Banana Man to your laboratory.
01:11To your stations, then, and remember, I shall be watching.
01:17Stand by, fans. I shall now fire my banana-seeking torpedoes, and it will be...
01:22Bye-bye, bananas!
01:37Sorry.
01:39Curses! The Weather Man has failed!
01:42Who's next?
01:44Ah, it's that Clot Captain Cream.
01:47In person. Uh, one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one
01:53-one-one-one-one-one-one.
01:58Here it comes, fans. A banana-creem sundae!
02:10Oh, look, a ladybird.
02:12Hello, little lady.
02:14Hello, darling.
02:17Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.
02:20Caw, I've met Banana Man.
02:22Wait till I tell the girls about this.
02:25Cheerio, ducks.
02:26No, Banana Man.
02:28Ah, one of my banana fans.
02:31Gulp.
02:32That's no banana fan.
02:34It's Aunty, General Blight's ruthless hit lady.
02:38Just hold my knitting, Banana Man.
02:40There's a good boy.
02:48Well done, Aunty.
02:51Just hook him up.
02:54Dr. Gloom's waiting at the laboratory.
03:02I don't mind admitting this experiment scares me, Dr. Gloom.
03:07Splitting the atom was dangerous enough, but splitting the banana, we are tampering with unknown forces.
03:14Ah, leave it to me, General.
03:16I know what I'm doing.
03:18I think I've started the laser cutting beam.
03:22In a few seconds, the big banana will split.
03:25I tell you, there are going to be atoms and molecules all over the place.
03:30Let's go, General.
03:31Right now.
03:32Shh, shh, shh.
03:34Well, Banana fans, Big B has been in some tight spots before, but nothing like this.
03:39As he lay there, his banana power gone, the banana splitting laser beam came closer and closer.
03:46Was this to be farewell to a great crime fighter?
03:50Shall I give it to him?
03:51Yeah, give it to him.
03:53Shall I?
03:53Yeah, go on.
03:55No, I don't think I'll do it.
03:56Yeah, go on.
03:57All right, all right, all right, all right.
03:58Here, Ross, get your choppers round it.
04:08Well, I don't know about you, but I've seen enough of this.
04:15How do I do it?
04:17Another spectacular escape, eh, Crow?
04:21Oh, I'm glad to see you're safe and sound, Banana Man.
04:25You know, without you, I don't know what we would do for law and order.
04:30Law and what?
04:32Order, Banana Man, order.
04:34Thanks, Chiefie.
04:35I'll have a banana yogurt.
04:45We'll have you.
04:51We'll have a bananaγγ.
05:03We'll have an Africa lite.
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