00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life.
00:08For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:28Well, Banana fans, it began as one of those boring days.
00:31No crime or disasters for Banana Man to sort out.
00:34It was very quiet.
00:36Too quiet if you ask me.
00:37But no one asked him.
00:41However, his suspicions were well-founded.
00:44How's the latest Earth invasion plan coming along, King Zorg?
00:48Almost ready, General Blight.
00:50As soon as we locate and silence the early warning satellite, my starship fleet will attack your peanut.
00:56I mean, your planet.
00:58That satellite? Is it Russian?
01:00No, it's just drifting slowly.
01:03I see. But Zorg, isn't it dangerous for you to lead this patrol?
01:08Fear not, Mon General.
01:09The mothership is manned by tough, hard-bitten, crude killers.
01:14Mother Nurk here to cruise quarters.
01:15Sorry I can't help you with the mission, lads.
01:19Got all this washing and cleaning, you see.
01:21Leave it to us, Mummy.
01:29The authorities are still unable to explain the mysterious disappearance of the early warning satellite.
01:35Some fear this is the beginning of another invasion scheme from outer space.
01:39They're right. And I'll bet General Blight's behind it.
01:43Stand back, Crow. This calls for a banana.
01:48The mission next door! Stop that racket, you little twerk!
01:52You are a rebel.
01:54Stop that racket, you little twerk!
01:56So once again, the interstellar crime fighter rocketed through the silent reaches of space,
02:00determined to find the missing satellite.
02:02No sign of the satellite, Crow.
02:05But look!
02:07Oh, that's the Nurt Mothership.
02:09Now, careful, boss.
02:10It could be very dangerous.
02:11Nevertheless, Crow, the satellite may be aboard.
02:14So that's our destination, even as prisoners.
02:19We'll take them by surprise, Crow.
02:22Try to act casual, as though we were just passing and dropped in.
02:30Gas!
02:31Good morning, madam.
02:32Sure!
02:37I know when I'm wet.
02:39My, you certainly are a tough breed.
02:42Take me to your breeder.
02:44Don't be a large man.
02:46I can play these yo-yos any time.
02:49Quiet, man.
02:49What?
02:50What is this one?
02:51What?
02:52All hail mighty Zorg.
02:55King of the cosmos.
02:56Emperor of the seven moons of Nilos.
02:59Past president of the mystic knights of the royal order of Kyrgyz.
03:03Oh!
03:05I like your answer, dear.
03:07All I want is a little respect, but that one, dear me.
03:10That prisoner is Banana Man, your Nurt Mothership.
03:12He's probably after the S-A-T-E-L-L-I-T-E.
03:18The satelity?
03:21Satellite.
03:22Oh.
03:23I warned you not to trifle with me, Banana Man.
03:26Terminate him, Nux.
03:28Ah!
03:30The mystic's grounds of my body.
03:32Neutron rays are neutralized.
03:35Uh-oh, Crow.
03:37There must be 20 of them.
03:39So, so.
03:40Banana Man, you have the strength of 20 Nux.
03:44Oh, yes.
03:4520 big.
03:53All right, playtime's over, lads.
03:56Have your tea and baked beans on toast and...
03:59Here!
04:00This tin of baked beans is radioactive or else it's gone off.
04:04It's the missing satellite.
04:06I'll just open a window.
04:09Oh!
04:11Hey, look at that, boss.
04:14Oh, let's make the window open.
04:16And you just heard the early warning satellite is back on station.
04:20The Earth is safe from sudden attack, so it's thanks again to Banana Man, wherever you are.
04:27Right here, Fiona.
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