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00:07No hair! No hair!
00:09Hello!
00:10Oh, it's a message from Shangela.
00:13We're back into the workroom today and Shangela's gone.
00:17I'm gonna miss Shangela.
00:19Hello, Shangela.
00:21I'm gonna wipe it up.
00:22While you do that, I'm gonna do one of these.
00:25Shangela's gone.
00:26Good God, I feel like the sky has parted.
00:30It's just us.
00:30I feel like I can frolic through the woods and perch a little bird on my finger.
00:34Sorry about it, Shangela.
00:36We are the top four.
00:38Not so much.
00:39When Ru said last week on the runway that another queen is coming back,
00:43I felt like, all right, we're top five again.
00:46Who do you think is coming?
00:47Um, I don't know.
00:48It could be Stacey.
00:49Nah.
00:51Mimi, I'm first.
00:53Oh, I hope not.
00:56Girl, you got she mail.
01:00Is the next drag superstar a catcher or a pitcher?
01:04Ooh.
01:05Does she have a tight end or a full back?
01:07Well, get ready for a little one-on-one man-to-man action.
01:12And remember, if you can't be an athlete, you can at least be an athletic supporter.
01:17Ah!
01:19Hello, hello, hello.
01:20Hey.
01:21What's up, Ru?
01:22Boy, oh, boy.
01:23Now, as you know, I gave the judges a one-time opportunity to bring back one of the eliminated
01:30queens if they could come to a unanimous decision.
01:35So, let's see which queen, if any, is behind that door.
01:43The moment of truth is upon us.
01:47I can't.
01:48I don't want to look.
01:57I'm back, bitches.
02:01It's a Heather.
02:02It's a Heather.
02:03The Jersey girl is back.
02:05It's fucking Carmen.
02:08Carmen Correa.
02:09Hey.
02:10Now, is your head back in the game?
02:12Yes.
02:13I'm really happy that, you know, the judges wanted me to come back.
02:16Like, that makes me feel even more confident.
02:17I feel like I have to bring it now.
02:19Now, for today's mini-challenge, we'll be headed outside to the Badonkadonk dunking machine.
02:26Woo!
02:27Oh, no!
02:30Now, each of you will get a turn to dunk the queen of your choice.
02:35Carmen.
02:35Carmen.
02:36Carmen.
02:36Carmen.
02:37Three times, honey.
02:38The doll who dunks her victim the most times in two minutes wins.
02:42So, put your suits on, and I'll meet you out there.
02:50All right, ladies.
02:51Raja, you throw first.
02:53Choose your victim.
02:55Carmen.
02:55Carmen.
02:59On your mark, get set, padunk-a-dunk.
03:03Go, Raja.
03:04Go, Raja.
03:05Go, Raja.
03:06Go, Raja.
03:06Go, Raja.
03:06Go, Raja.
03:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:10I have a feeling Carmen's used to having balls thrown at her face.
03:13So, I'm sitting there, and I'm, like, a little nervous.
03:15I'm, like, damn, she's gonna get me.
03:16But she throws, like, a girl.
03:18I mean, come on, Miss Thing.
03:25Time's up.
03:26All right, Alexis.
03:27Yes.
03:27Choose your victim.
03:29Jada.
03:31Oh, you hurt him.
03:33No, no, no, no.
03:34Get her.
03:35Get her.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:47Fuck you.
03:53Bam, bitch.
03:55Get it.
03:57Jara, you're up next.
03:59Who do you pick to be your victim?
04:02I don't know.
04:04But I pick Alexis.
04:05Alexis.
04:06Now, darling, it's my turn.
04:08This is the revenge of Jara.
04:11And go.
04:12Work Jara.
04:14Jara, Jara.
04:15Throw a little.
04:16Oh, my God.
04:19What did I do?
04:19Take the water, darling.
04:21Face it.
04:22Get it.
04:23Oh, my God.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:27Time's up.
04:28You got seven.
04:29Yes.
04:30Conjaculation.
04:31Up next is Manila.
04:34Go up there, honey.
04:35Yes.
04:36No.
04:36My bitch.
04:37I just got warm.
04:39And now I have to get back in that bitch.
04:41Go.
04:42Go, Manila.
04:42Stay behind that line.
04:44Go, Manila.
04:45You can do this, girl.
04:47Miss.
04:48Carmen's getting pretty dry up there.
04:50Thank goodness.
04:51Manila sucks.
04:58Up next, of course, is Carmen.
05:01I think I'm going to have to choose Raja.
05:03No.
05:04I want her to gag.
05:06Dunk her ass like a donut, okay?
05:08No.
05:10No.
05:12Raja.
05:15Woo.
05:19The harder you throw, the more you look like a dude, okay?
05:22That's all I'm saying.
05:24No.
05:27Oh, time's up.
05:28Time's up.
05:29All right, ladies.
05:30With a total of 14 dunks, the star pitcher of RuPaul's Pink Sox is...
05:36Alexis Rodriguez.
05:38Mateo.
05:40Congratulations, Alexis.
05:42Now, you kids, go dry off, and I'll see you back in the You Better Work room.
05:45See you in a minute.
05:46Bye, you.
05:48Okay, kids.
05:49Now that you're all warmed up, I want you to meet some real athletes.
05:58Oh, shit.
05:59Hey.
06:00Come on in, babies.
06:02Come on in.
06:04Woo.
06:05There's five guys coming into my room.
06:07And it smells like testosterone.
06:10For this week's main challenge, you'll be transforming these straight jocks into drag queens for a day.
06:17Oh, man.
06:21Now, using your own drag, hair from Wig USA, and other materials we've provided, I expect to see a strong
06:29family resemblance.
06:31Think of them as the Venus to your Serena.
06:35Gentlemen, please introduce yourselves and tell us your sport.
06:39Hi, I'm Matt.
06:40I'm 29, and I play baseball.
06:42Hard.
06:43Ooh.
06:44Sorry about it.
06:46I'm Drew.
06:46I'm 23, and I play rugby.
06:47My name is Slava.
06:48I'm 23, and I play water polo.
06:50I have Chevy.
06:51I'm 27, and I play baseball.
06:52My name's Christopher.
06:53I'm 32.
06:54I play basketball from San Antonio, Texas.
06:55Wow.
06:56And yes, everything is bigger in Texas.
06:58Now, Alexis, since you won the mini challenge, you get to pair up the guys and dolls.
07:07I love this part.
07:12Come with me.
07:15Raja, meet your partner.
07:17Hey, my baby.
07:18Come to Lala.
07:20Manela, meet your partner.
07:22Hey.
07:23Bam.
07:24You.
07:24Come on.
07:25Yada.
07:27Oh.
07:27Thank you, darling.
07:29Carmen, meet your partner.
07:31Hey.
07:31With Chevy's body, it's going to be very difficult for Carmen to stand here on stage naked like
07:37hers.
07:37And you're mine.
07:38Yay.
07:39I keep the best one for me.
07:41Slava.
07:43Now, turning these jocks into drag queens will take every ounce of charisma, uniqueness,
07:49nerve, and talent that you've got.
07:52So put some muscle into it.
07:54Gentlemen, start your engines.
07:57And may the best woman win.
08:01Yeah.
08:04Can I hit one out there?
08:05Nope.
08:05No baseball.
08:06No sports today.
08:07You're a lady.
08:08So you're straight.
08:09Yes.
08:09Oh, really?
08:10Doesn't matter.
08:11No one is perfect.
08:18Slava.
08:18Hands on your hips.
08:19Hands on your hips.
08:20Hands on my hips.
08:20Yes.
08:21Hands on my hips.
08:22I'm liking this shit.
08:23Yeah, you have like a boner a little bit.
08:24It's a little one.
08:25I think it's because the air is in there.
08:26I was like, okay, kill it.
08:28It's not the first time I got a straight guy excited.
08:35So the challenge today is we have to transform these straight jocks into our drag sisters.
08:39Wow.
08:39What do you mean?
08:40Yeah, those are going to be our tits.
08:42I hope so.
08:43It's like water polo.
08:45You have to shave.
08:46I'm shaving that.
08:48It's my jungle hair over here.
08:50Drew, he's afraid of what are we going to do.
08:54I have to be a jock for a second.
08:56So now you're going to play?
08:58Yes.
08:59I'll work a little and I'll play a little, you know?
09:01I have a lot of work to do.
09:04Carmen, are we going to have to teach these boys how to tuck?
09:06I have to.
09:08Have you ever put your balls up above your penis?
09:13Ooh.
09:14There's like a cavity up in your body that sometimes your testicles can, they can go up there anytime
09:19you want.
09:20Like it's winter cabin that they can go hang out in if it gets too cold.
09:24I'll show you so that you can see the contours of my body.
09:27I'm welcoming him into the house of Carrera.
09:29The minute you tuck, the minute you pull that pee-pee back, you feel like a woman.
09:34You need to like put your penis away.
09:36Put my penis away.
09:37Okay.
09:38So where does the shaft go?
09:40That's the one that goes between your legs.
09:42And you've been doing this for how long?
09:44A while now.
09:44And you're not all tuckered out?
09:46Oh, hell no.
09:47These are my titties.
09:49Be gentle with them.
09:51They're so soft.
09:52They feel better than the real thing.
09:54Flava is flirty, flirty, flirty.
09:57I want to hear about your first guy kiss.
09:59My first guy kiss?
10:01Oh my gosh, I was 15.
10:02He was 26.
10:03He was straight.
10:05Bam!
10:05No way.
10:06Yes.
10:07I respect that.
10:08The days that come out of his mouth, I'm going to like, really dude, focus right here.
10:13We're trying to make you a woman, not a husband.
10:17Hello, hello, hello.
10:18Hey, Rue.
10:19Hi, darling.
10:21Hello there.
10:21Hey, Rue.
10:22Hi, Chris.
10:23So Rajanel, what are you doing that's going to make you sisters?
10:26I'm going to put my little stamp as far as like styling him and making him really feel
10:30a little bit more like Rajan.
10:31Do you have any surprises up your sleeve, Rajan?
10:34Not just yet.
10:35I've got to like really dive in and we're going to play with some makeup and then the
10:38surprise will probably come at the end, I hope.
10:40I am looked at by the judges as being someone who puts on the funny, cool, fashion-y costumes
10:44and does a fierce runway and how do I make this guy do the same thing that I do?
10:49Dear God, please help me.
10:53Carmen Carrera and Chevy.
10:54It's like a car dealership, isn't it?
10:56How will we know that the two of you are sisters?
10:59Well, we're going to both be serving body and sex.
11:02Oh, well, that sounds like a Carmen Carrera sister.
11:06Yeah, the one and only body queen.
11:07What are you the most concerned about in this challenge?
11:10He uses that sexuality.
11:11That's true.
11:12That's a tough one right there.
11:13It's many years in the making.
11:14I don't think it's just about the look.
11:15I have to kind of transform that essence of Carmen Carrera into this guy.
11:21Hey, Zara.
11:23Hi.
11:24Oh, my goodness.
11:24You're shaving him.
11:26Are you shaving Drew all over?
11:28No, I don't.
11:29No, just the chest.
11:30He doesn't leave me.
11:31What worries you the most about this?
11:32I'm not much of a dancer or anything, so getting the footwork down is really my main concern.
11:36But you play rugby.
11:37Can we see you do a little twerk?
11:38Yes, come on.
11:38You're wearing your heels now.
11:39Drew, go, go.
11:40Echa palad.
11:41Yeah, eh.
11:42Whoa.
11:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:43Ah!
11:44But you know what?
11:45I don't see much challenge there, Jar.
11:49I expect your sister to have higher heels.
11:52I want to see Liz Hurley fuck me pumps on the runway.
11:56Okay.
11:56She's going to reflect on you.
11:58Yes.
11:58So you have to call the shots.
11:59Yes, I will.
12:00Good luck, you guys.
12:02All right, I'll see you later.
12:03Bye.
12:05Hey, Alexis.
12:06Hey, Rue.
12:07You have a sister, don't you?
12:08Yes.
12:09Do you get her into drag?
12:10No, she's a bush lesbian, Rue.
12:12What's your biggest challenge in turning Slava into your sister?
12:16Making him concentrate while we have to work.
12:18It's focus.
12:19Slava plays water polo.
12:21You have to have focus in sports.
12:23Help him transfer that focus into doing drag.
12:28Hey, Manila.
12:30Hi, Rue.
12:31What do you have planned out?
12:31Well, I'm going to be putting him in like this little kimono.
12:35Oh, my.
12:36And will so much body be showing?
12:38So much body will be showing.
12:39Wow.
12:39What's your biggest challenge?
12:41A fuchsia's kind of a brick.
12:42Uh-huh.
12:43So I'm going to have to break down her face and make her as feminine as possible.
12:47Attractive manly men don't make attractive drag queens.
12:52Fuck, this is going to be hard.
12:54Gather around, everybody.
12:56Tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by our guest judges, actress and comedian Margaret Cho.
13:04And the always cheerful Sharon Osbourne.
13:07Yay!
13:08Oh, and one more thing.
13:11In addition to the glamorous looks you've been working on, you need to style cheerleader outfits.
13:19Oh, okay.
13:20And then come up with a fun fight cheer that supports safe sex.
13:25Ha, ha, ha.
13:26Not only walking in the wrong way as models, now we have to cheerleading.
13:29I mean, you'll both perform your cheer tomorrow on the main stage.
13:35Go team go, and remember, don't fuck it up.
13:41Ready?
13:42Okay.
13:43This week's main challenge is to turn straight jocks into our drag sisters.
13:48And the twist is we have to do a cheerleading routine about safe sex.
13:53Wrap your dick.
13:54Wrap up your dick.
13:56Wrap your dick.
13:57Ha, ha, yes.
13:59Then we're going to go to the same sex that we're going to switch.
14:02What's up, bitches?
14:03Oh, my God.
14:03Wow.
14:04This is disturbing.
14:07Wah, wah, wah, wah.
14:09Raja's jock look a mess.
14:11Woo!
14:13I don't know what the bitch was doing.
14:14But, girl, you don't look that good.
14:18I don't know about Raja's sister.
14:20She's supposed to be a Heather.
14:21I don't know.
14:22She kind of looks like a sprepper.
14:24It's basically a Sprite mixed with Dr. Pepper.
14:27It's not necessarily a good thing.
14:28It's usually like a booger quality.
14:30Like, ugh.
14:31Like, that's such a sprepper.
14:34It's time for me and Slava to go to the wrong way and practice.
14:37You look at the judges.
14:39You give them poses.
14:40Oh, God.
14:40Keep the balance.
14:41Keep the balance.
14:42Alexis Mateo always known by the bam.
14:45So, I'm making him say it as well.
14:47Because he better show the judges that he is part of the family.
14:51Bam!
14:52Bam!
14:52I'm a drama queen, bitch.
14:54No, you're not a drama queen.
14:55You're a drag queen, goddammit.
14:57Come on, say it.
14:58Bam.
14:59Bam.
15:00I'm a drag queen.
15:01I hope that everything goes well and he doesn't show more diva than me tomorrow.
15:05Because we're going to have a problem.
15:06Mm-hmm.
15:07Bam!
15:08Look at the judges, seductive.
15:11You want to fuck the judges.
15:13I want to fuck you guys.
15:16I'm here.
15:17Eat a bitch.
15:18You know what I mean?
15:19Grab your waist.
15:20Right.
15:22Left.
15:23And shabalante.
15:24Look at the judges.
15:25I'm looking.
15:25And then left.
15:27No, we can do that again.
15:28Left.
15:29I'm a little worried.
15:30Get him the attitude.
15:32You better not complicate it.
15:33No, no, no.
15:34You're going to regret this.
15:35I'm scared to go home.
15:39Ready?
15:39One, two, right foot.
15:42I'll go slower.
15:43Chris.
15:43In heels, it's a little funny.
15:45It's not sexy yet.
15:46I'm just going to learn the count thing when we actually switch.
15:47Are you going to actually tell me?
15:48I'm just going to tell you when.
15:49I'm going to be like, let's go, Chris.
15:51Right?
15:51So make sure that you're...
15:52Or you mean my stage name.
15:54Yeah, Enigma.
15:54Sorry, girl.
15:58I know that he has really good intentions, but I know that I can only do so much.
16:02And I want you to forget this because this is kind of important.
16:04I'm just hoping that Chris remembers the few steps that I taught him in front of the judges tomorrow.
16:10Titties up.
16:11Titties up.
16:11Titties up.
16:12Maybe when you get here and you do your twirl, like you can look down at your ass and then
16:14look up at them.
16:15What about my titties?
16:16Is that just not cool?
16:17I mean, I love titties.
16:18No, because I'm not like a titty girl.
16:19I'm like a butt girl.
16:19Let's do it again.
16:20All right.
16:21I only got about two more walks down here.
16:22In me.
16:23But all the pain that you're feeling right now is the man leaving your body.
16:26You're just becoming more feminine and more feminine.
16:29How about my toes leaving the shoe?
16:30Yeah.
16:31He's just like complaining and he's just like, oh my God.
16:34And then give us a twirl to show his body.
16:36No, that's butch.
16:38We make really girly, like...
16:42When you're walking, like, look at the judges.
16:44Okay.
16:44Okay?
16:45If you catch one of their eyes, that's good.
16:47Can I point?
16:48Ladies don't point unless they're picking out shoes.
16:50I want those pairs.
16:51How's this?
16:53Well, what woman do you know stands like that?
16:58Practice on this line by putting one foot over the other like you're doing a drug test.
17:02Work the runway, fish.
17:04Fish?
17:05And strike another pose.
17:09Matt has a really huge personality.
17:10Okay.
17:11You're going to strike a feminine pose, not like you're popping a squat in the woods, okay?
17:15It gets annoying.
17:17We'll work on the poses when we're not on the runway.
17:18I just want you to get comfortable.
17:20I just want you to get comfortable with the runway.
17:21And if you do this to me tomorrow, I'm going to seriously hunt you down and kill you.
17:25I'm just having fun on the stage, man.
17:26Okay, okay, okay.
17:28Does your family know that you're straight?
17:31Yeah.
17:33My little brother's gay.
17:35Oh, no way.
17:35Yeah, yeah.
17:36Work.
17:38He's one of those angry gay people.
17:39Why?
17:40He just thinks that everybody hates him because he's gay or whatever.
17:42Were you ever do drag in high school?
17:44No, hell no.
17:45I didn't come out in high school.
17:47I think people knew that I was gay.
17:48They didn't have the balls to come and ask me.
17:50I didn't have a sense of pride in being gay.
17:53It's so taboo to you.
17:54Yeah.
17:55That's why I was like really angry at the world for a little bit.
17:57You feel wrong for the most of your life.
17:59And then you don't know why you feel wrong.
18:00And then you just get mad at people.
18:01Like, why do you make me feel wrong?
18:03You know?
18:03Well, how old is he now?
18:0519.
18:05Oh, he's still really young.
18:07He's a kid.
18:08I'll get over all of that.
18:09Trust me.
18:10I hope so.
18:11He will.
18:12Once he sees his big brother in drag.
18:14It's kind of a motivator for me to do this.
18:15Yeah.
18:15Yeah.
18:16He's going to love it.
18:20Make sure that you don't eat anything like that's going to make you bloated for tomorrow.
18:23Okay.
18:23But you're trying to make him look like you.
18:25So why wouldn't he be bloated?
18:26Oh.
18:27Tell her her mom's bloated.
18:29We're teaching our sisters to read.
18:30It's a natural talent in the Luzon family, I'm punying.
18:33Oh, you got the perfect daughter, Manila.
18:36Matt is just like Manila.
18:38Completely nauseous.
18:39Yo, you guys like my lobster hat?
18:41Manila, meet your soundmate, Matt.
18:44Do women really slap tables?
18:46I just slap tables all day long.
18:47You don't even know for real.
18:53Good morning.
18:55Challenge day.
18:56We're back into the workroom and it's so much to have to be done.
19:00Let's make you into a fish.
19:03I'm nervous as hell.
19:04No, no, you can do it.
19:05You can do it.
19:05All right.
19:06We are teammates, you know?
19:07All right.
19:07We need to practice rush.
19:09Get going.
19:09Ready.
19:10Your day.
19:11Keep your pecker.
19:12Pecker.
19:13Pecker.
19:14Keep your pecker.
19:15What is a pecker?
19:15Pecker is your day.
19:16Oh, really?
19:16Yeah.
19:17We have the exact same amount of time that we usually have, except that this time we have
19:21to get ourselves in drag and then a person that has never been in drag before in drag.
19:26All right.
19:27I'm ready for you.
19:29Whoa, you're gluing his brows?
19:30Mm-hmm.
19:31What's it do?
19:32It lays them down and then I can, like, cover them and then I can draw wherever I want to
19:35put new eyebrows.
19:36The most intimidating part of this challenge is that it's not just me.
19:39I now have to, like, completely do an overhaul on this masculine straight guy.
19:45Ancient Chinese secret.
19:46Ancient drag secret.
19:48Did you have people who came out in high school?
19:50In your school?
19:51I was the only one.
19:52I had a really hard time in high school.
19:54I was, like, really close to being, like, suicidal.
19:56It was, like, left and right.
19:58I couldn't, like, walk around the school without being, like, tormented.
20:00But you know what?
20:01I went to my 10-year high school reunion in drag.
20:03Really?
20:03Yeah.
20:04How was the reception?
20:05Awesome.
20:06Yeah?
20:06We all had a blast together.
20:07For the first time in my life, like, I had a great deal.
20:09I had a great time with people I went to high school with.
20:12So you're legally married?
20:14Legally, yeah.
20:15So if you moved...
20:16It would be invalid.
20:16New Jersey's the only state that really gives a lot of the same rights that they give a straight
20:21married couple.
20:22So you're stuck in the armpit of America because you're gay.
20:25I think that straight people take a lot of things for granted.
20:28You can settle down with any girl and have kids and live the American dream, but it's, like,
20:32so much harder for gay people to do that.
20:35Turn it down.
20:36It's not that difficult.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:38Oh, my God.
20:39I can't.
20:39When I first saw myself transformed, my heart just stopped.
20:42My breath just gasped.
20:43And I'm like, whoa.
20:44I can't even believe this.
20:46Oh, my God.
20:47Alexis Jo.
20:48He said, Raquin, this is your first time?
20:52Mm-hmm.
20:55We're going to round together.
20:56Shake your pom-poms like crazy.
20:57Just be like, yeah!
20:58And then we stop at the edge of the stage.
21:00Oh, we perform on stage?
21:02Yeah.
21:02Oh, wait, wait.
21:03Please, just, please don't.
21:04Really, honestly.
21:05Dude, focus.
21:07Please.
21:07Like, I'm on the line here.
21:09Are you angry at me?
21:10No, I'm just really, like, freaking out.
21:12You'll be all right.
21:13Take a deep breath, bro.
21:31Well, hello there.
21:34Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21:37Michelle Visage.
21:39You're looking sporty.
21:40Yay, team.
21:42Mike Ruiz, A-list photographer.
21:44Welcome back.
21:45Oh, thanks for having me back.
21:47Margaret, you're so beautiful.
21:49Well, I was raised by drag queens, like some are raised by wolves, so I know drag.
21:53Well, then welcome home, sweetheart.
21:56Sharon Osbourne, the coolest mom ever.
21:58Welcome to the show.
21:59Thank you, my darling.
22:01How's Ozzy?
22:02All I can tell you is, Ru, he absolutely adores you.
22:06Welcome.
22:07This week, our queens were challenged to turn straight jocks into their glamorous drag sisters.
22:13But first, we asked them to lead a fun fight cheer in support of safe sex.
22:19Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
22:24Woo, safe sex!
22:28Divas, divas, here we go.
22:29Safe sex is the way to go.
22:31Ooh, you wanna mow?
22:33Ooh, you wanna growl?
22:34Make it safe and make us proud.
22:36I love you.
22:37And you love me.
22:38Safe sex with eternity.
22:40Woo!
22:41Safe sex, motherfuckers.
22:43Grab that dick.
22:44Safe sex, don't get pregnant.
22:46Ready?
22:47You're gay.
22:47B-A-R-E-B-A-C-K.
22:51No bareback, no bareback, no, no, no, no bareback.
22:54I need a C.
22:55C.
22:56I need an O.
22:57O.
22:58Give me an M.
22:59N.
22:59How about a D?
23:01D.
23:01Another O.
23:03O.
23:03Another M.
23:04M.
23:05What's it spell?
23:06Safe sex!
23:07Woo-hoo!
23:10Ready?
23:11Let's go!
23:12Keep your bucket clean, man.
23:13I have a rubber catch that semen.
23:15Give me a W.
23:16W.
23:17Give me the R.
23:19R.
23:19Give me the I.
23:20A.
23:21A.
23:21Give me the B.
23:23Hee!
23:23What's that spell?
23:25Wrap your dick.
23:26Wrap up your dick.
23:28Wrap your dick.
23:29Wrap up your dick.
23:32Hey, hey, you, you, you need to get a clue.
23:35Be safe, don't shave, your dick will turn dark blue.
23:38Uh-oh, she said, my puppy's turning red.
23:41Ooh!
23:42Hello, bird.
23:43Linky, protection is the key.
23:45Safe sex.
23:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:48Well, that was short.
23:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:02Ready?
24:03Okay, always wear a condom and use a dental dam.
24:07Abstinence is for boogers, but we love our diaphragm.
24:11A diaphragm?
24:12A what? A diaphragm.
24:13A who?
24:14You can use a diaphragm with permacidal lube.
24:18Sex, sex.
24:19Woo!
24:25All right, kids, we are going to do us some runway.
24:28First up, Alexis and Avalis Mateo.
24:32Sisters in the name of love.
24:34Those outfits are to die for.
24:36Some birds did.
24:37Me and Slava are walking on that runway like we are through divas.
24:42He got my style, he got my walk, he got my signature move.
24:46Look at that bum. Gorgeous.
24:49Unidentified lion asses.
24:52Raja and her sister Enigma.
24:54Enigma, please.
24:55Oh, girl.
24:56It's the Cheetah Girls.
24:57It is.
24:58I know for a fact that Chris is doing the best job that he can.
25:02And I hope that the judges can see that.
25:04I think Enigma looks very vulnerable.
25:06Her face is vulnerable, but her legs look like sailors.
25:10Up next, we have Jara and Julaita Sophia.
25:14Gold finger.
25:16This is real Mandrell sisters realness.
25:18Yes.
25:18We are doing our car walk, and I feel so great.
25:21He's doing everything I tell him.
25:24Julaita has that don't fuck with me look on her face.
25:26She does.
25:26She does.
25:26I think it's real Madonna after yoga look.
25:29It's Cabala Madonna.
25:30Up next, Carmen and Lolita Cruz Carrera.
25:35Juju B is back.
25:36We're walking down the runway, and he's serving it.
25:38We're giving a lot of body right now.
25:40We're giving attitude.
25:40We're giving pretty.
25:42We're definitely representing Carrera.
25:43This is just like the Miss New Jersey pageant.
25:46Representing Miss Patterson, New Jersey.
25:48She sells seashells by the Jersey Shore.
25:51Last but not least, the Luzon sisters.
25:54Oh.
25:55Snap it, Lagerfeld.
25:56Geisha to go.
25:57We're walking down the runway just as we practiced.
26:01Except that Matt is really serving it fiercely.
26:04He's truly a Luzon.
26:06I think it's murder on the Orient runway.
26:09I think it's more Kill Bill 2.
26:11Kill Bill 2 meets Two Wong Fu.
26:12Memoirs of a Gay Sha.
26:15China Dolls.
26:19Welcome, sisters.
26:20Thank you for giving us something to cheer about.
26:23Now it's time for the judge's critique.
26:26Let's start with Alexis and Avalis Mateo.
26:30Hi, Avalis.
26:31Are you chilly up there?
26:32Chilly?
26:33Yeah, your nipples are hard.
26:35Oh, that's because I'm a little horny.
26:38You've really embraced your feminine side.
26:41You're really getting off on it, aren't you?
26:43I really, really am.
26:44You've probably got a stiffy going on under there somewhere.
26:49I think that Alexis did a great job on the makeup and the hair.
26:53I think that she was sloppy at points.
26:55I think because she tried to put too much into it.
26:59You have this family resemblance that's in the body.
27:01It's in the face.
27:02You're giving me Kardashian.
27:03I'm keeping up with you.
27:07Next up, Raja and her sister Enigma.
27:11We discovered that we both have a mutual love for old movies and we thought of maybe a little bit
27:17more of an old Hollywood glamour.
27:18What old movie did you pattern in after?
27:21Tarzan?
27:24It feels a little jungle.
27:26I felt a little bit more like La Dolce Vita.
27:28The walk, however.
27:30It's a bit like a sailor.
27:31You know, I would have expected Raja to instill a little more of your ability in Enigma.
27:36I thought the cheer was quite athletic.
27:40I can't remember what you were cheering about, though.
27:42About barebacking.
27:43What does that mean?
27:45It means when you are fucking without condoms.
27:48Okay.
27:49Well, see, I've learned something new today.
27:51Which we don't encourage.
27:53We don't encourage.
27:53No, no, no.
27:54Actually, I'm wearing a condom right now.
27:59Next up, we've got Zara Sofia and her sister, Zrulaita.
28:04Did she resist?
28:05Yes.
28:06What did she resist?
28:07Hair removal, tucking, dancing, singing.
28:11So you resisted everything.
28:12Well, I'm historically relatively shy, so I'm just glad that I got out here to try something new.
28:17But you have your sister now.
28:18Exactly.
28:19So you felt more outgoing once you were walking the runway?
28:22Absolutely.
28:23I thought the cheer was quite sweet.
28:26You were, like, fanning your bums.
28:28Yes, thank you.
28:30But you guys look amazing.
28:31You look like Hart.
28:32Circa 1982, you know, right when they were going disco?
28:35You did such a beautiful job giving Zrulaita that sort of Madonna face, which I think is fierce.
28:40And they both have man hands, just like Madonna.
28:42Yes.
28:45All right, up next, Manila and her drag sister, Fuchsia.
28:49She's a true Luzon.
28:50Oh, really?
28:51Yes.
28:51This personality is driving us nuts.
28:54You did an amazing job, Manila, with the makeup.
28:58Because the before and after is just really incredible.
29:01And Fuchsia, you seem to have embraced the whole process.
29:04Hey.
29:05Hey.
29:06Ah!
29:07I love this look.
29:09Just giving me that perfect Hong Kong garden restaurant.
29:14I'm ready to order.
29:15Would you date you?
29:17Yes.
29:18Hard.
29:21Up next, Carmen Carrera and her sister, Lolita Cruz.
29:27Do you feel pretty?
29:28Yes, absolutely.
29:29I feel a little swagger into my step.
29:31Be all right.
29:31Now, Carmen, because your sister is beefy, very masculine, did you ever consider maybe
29:37doing something that sort of feminized the body a little bit more?
29:41You know, I don't care what kind of body you have.
29:43You know, you can be, you can do naked.
29:45If I was, you know, 100 pounds overweight, I would still do my pasties and get naked because
29:49that's how much confidence I have inside and I want to bring that out.
29:51From the head up, there is some similarity.
29:54It's just the arms and the shoulders that is still, like, you know, like, you know, He-Man.
30:00You took care of yourself and you're like, here, sister, try this song, girl.
30:04Put this on, you'll look fierce.
30:06You're gnawing for your body and I know in your head you think if you were 100 pounds heavier
30:09you'd still rock it.
30:11I don't really buy that.
30:14Now, sisters, while you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the Interior Illusions Lounge,
30:20the judges and I will deliberate.
30:22You may leave the stage.
30:25Just between us girls, let's start with Alexis and Avalis.
30:32They had a connection and I like that.
30:34The pro is they did work in synchronicity, but I didn't understand three quarters of it.
30:40Slava might have surpassed Alexis.
30:43Raja and Enigma.
30:46Raja is such a beauty and then you had this big strutting bloke.
30:52I didn't really feel a sisterly connection.
30:54It was more like a mother-daughter kind of thing.
30:57I got, like, Mommy Dearest and Christina.
30:59Yeah.
30:59Didn't you?
31:00Yes, I did.
31:00This is one of the bottom two for me tonight.
31:03Jara Sofia and her sister, Drulaita.
31:06Love the outfit, but I didn't think that there was such a great connection.
31:11Drulaita, you know, it was an incredible transformation.
31:13Yeah, she was really pretty.
31:13You know, I didn't really get a sibling thing from them.
31:16Manila and her sister, Fuchsia.
31:19They had a lot of fun with this.
31:20And Fuchsia was a guest.
31:22Manila and him were really good together.
31:25You could tell that they were enjoying each other.
31:27The biggest transformation for me was Fuchsia tonight.
31:29Matt is a big old jock.
31:31Carmen and Lolita Cruz Carrera.
31:34I don't know if she threw Lolita under the bus.
31:37Lolita's build was so stocky.
31:38It was more like he was trying to help his less attractive sister, you know, get laid.
31:43It was calm and meant to dress down.
31:45She is such a magnificent body on her.
31:48And that made the awkwardness of their bodies together more pronounced.
31:53There are a million tricks up Carmen's sleeve, you guys.
31:55Trust me.
31:55She looked out for herself only.
31:57Silence.
31:58I've made my decision.
32:01Bring back the sisters.
32:04Welcome back, ladies.
32:06Now, based on your jock transformations and your presentations on the main stage,
32:11I've made some decisions.
32:14Alexis Mateo.
32:16Where are you?
32:17You were a real player this week.
32:19And I thought I was seeing double.
32:22Double D.
32:25You're safe.
32:31Manila.
32:33You served up two China dolls.
32:36And 20 minutes later, we're still hungry for more.
32:43Condragulations.
32:44You are this week's MVP and the winner of this week's challenge.
32:47Yeah!
32:48That's my girl.
32:51You've won a cruise for two to the Bahamas, courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel.
32:56And for helping you with your win, we are awarding your jock the same prize.
33:02Oh-ho-ho!
33:03Shit!
33:04Yeah!
33:04I'm going out of cruise.
33:09Raja.
33:10You were off your game.
33:12And your sister act was none the better for it.
33:18I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:23Roo tells me that I have to lip sync for my life.
33:25I-I couldn't believe it.
33:28Raja Zofia.
33:33You're safe.
33:37Carmen Carrera.
33:39Your look was a home run, but you left your sister sitting on the bench.
33:45I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
33:51I don't know what to feel right now.
33:52If I go home, I'll be upset about it.
33:54I'm just going to be Carmen and do what I do best.
33:56I'm just going to turn it out.
33:58Two queens stand before me.
34:01Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me to save yourself from elimination.
34:07But time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
34:14Good luck.
34:16And don't fuck it up.
34:27I got lost in a dream.
34:31I don't know which way to go.
34:37I've been fooled before.
34:39I wouldn't like to get my love caught in the sling.
34:41And don't have some information, please.
34:54I've worked so hard from day one since I've been here.
34:56I would hate to go home.
34:58I had to muster out all the fierceness I could find within me and just go for it.
35:01Woo-hoo!
35:06Roger's getting naked.
35:07I'm like, this is going to be hot because Carmen is nudity.
35:09And we're going to throw down right now.
35:38This is just soft porn.
35:40It's kind of hot.
35:54Ladies, we've had 28 lip syncs for your life.
35:59And that was by far, straight up, the most surprising one ever.
36:06I've made my decision.
36:25I'm glad to be here.
36:26Thank you so much.
36:28It's just an overwhelming emotion that comes over you.
36:31And I'm thankful to Rue.
36:32And I'm a very, very lucky person.
36:35And I just, you know, I'm just thankful.
36:40Carmen Carrera.
36:41Baby, you don't make it easy to say goodbye.
36:45And you will be missed.
36:49Now, sashay away.
36:54Love you, darling.
36:56For real this time, don't come back, okay?
37:02I feel honored that Rue asked me to come back.
37:04But if my time is up, my time is up.
37:08To the final four.
37:10Condragulations.
37:11The race for the crown has never been so close.
37:15Now, remember, you can't love yourself.
37:17How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
37:19Can I get an amen in here?
37:20Amen.
37:21All right, now, let the music play.