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00:01After the Islamic Revolution of 1979, there was a huge migration.
00:09A lot of Iranians packed up and fled to many countries, but the number one place is right here in
00:16L.A.
00:18We have a beautiful culture, and it's truly a melting pot of both worlds.
00:24Growing up in Beverly Hills was amazing.
00:27But now that I'm older, the valley offers us the exact slower pace that we crave.
00:34So hell yeah, let's go, bitch.
00:38A lot has changed. I'm a mom now.
00:42I'm not naked.
00:43No, you're not going naked into a pool, bro.
00:46I've made a lot of new friends out here, and I feel like I've got some old friends.
00:52Lift the boobs. They're way low.
00:57Reza, Golnesa, and I are in a really good place. It took a very long time to get here.
01:04You're talking about me.
01:06I was talking.
01:07You're chiming in all the time.
01:10It's going to be your fucking bitch.
01:11Go back to your stupid husband.
01:13Hold on, watch your baby, bitch. What are you doing here?
01:17I haven't seen your kid. He's breaking bread with you in a house that I've never visited.
01:23We made stupid mistakes, but we mended fences.
01:28I needed it more than, you know.
01:31We've built the trust back, and the fact that the three of us are back together makes me so fucking
01:37happy.
01:39The Persian community in the valley is very tight-knit.
01:43Hi, babe.
01:44Hi.
01:44I met everyone through Golnesa.
01:46Golnesa, I met her 14 years ago.
01:48What in the actual ?
01:50You can't stay for your whole life.
01:52I agree.
01:52I've known Reza for a while, started on social.
01:56I met Emre and Natasha through Greg and Tanning.
02:00I met Skye at my cousin's birthday.
02:03I've triple gone, dare you to eat a rose.
02:06Put it in your mouth and go like this.
02:08The Persian community is full of love.
02:12Maybe I'll suck the first knock.
02:14I thought you said, maybe I'll suck the first cock. What?
02:17And the Persian community of the valley is full of drama.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:23It was fucking hurt.
02:25People know each other's business.
02:27I don't like to talk about my problem in front of people.
02:30I was totally disrespected by everybody on that table.
02:33It's in our blood to judge.
02:35She's Tanning's friend.
02:36I don't fucking know the fuck yet.
02:38Oh, boy.
02:39Everyone knows what you're doing, what car you're driving,
02:42what you're wearing, if you're having financial problems.
02:45There was some weird girl texting at 2 a.m.
02:47You cannot teach an old monkey a new trick.
02:50It's old dogs, Mommy.
02:52No, no, no.
02:53It's a monkey.
02:54If you're not fucking happy, there is a door.
02:56Why you fucking there?
02:58It feels like they're beneath you, but they are.
03:03Tanning is not a girl that I would mess with.
03:05This friendship is over.
03:07I am honestly done.
03:09Get your...
03:12I will drop you like the napkin that I clean my nose with.
03:17Get out of my face.
03:18You raised your fucking voice to me.
03:21I'm wearing YSL shoes.
03:23Can we be civilized?
03:43Homework time.
03:44You stamp, and then I'll sign, okay?
03:46Give me the tea.
03:48Okay, this one.
03:50This is Chinese chicken salad.
03:51Do you want me to put it in a bowl and toss it?
03:53Like, present it, yes?
03:56Ready to eat?
04:01From the last time that I was on television,
04:04I got back into real estate,
04:05but not just back into real estate.
04:07I joined the agency.
04:09Working for Mauricio, really big deal for me.
04:12Be careful not to put too much.
04:14No.
04:15Like in there.
04:16Ooh, that's a lot.
04:17But I'm also, like, prioritizing wellness.
04:20Get plastic surgery if you want it.
04:22I just did.
04:24I got a neck lift and a breast reduction.
04:26My boobs are like weeds.
04:28They grow and they grow.
04:30I'm looking forward to the next thing I'll get done.
04:33I don't know.
04:34Probably a tummy tuck.
04:36You have terrible handwriting, buddy.
04:38Oh, man, that was brutal.
04:40That was brutal.
04:41Come on, Shams.
04:43No.
04:44You're in the shot.
04:46I'll wash it out.
04:47What's happened?
04:48He said.
04:49No, no, that's okay.
04:50That's okay.
04:51Be careful, your head.
04:52Come on.
04:52Shams, your head.
04:53Moose, come here.
04:54Are you just mocking me again, dude?
04:55What's the matter with you?
04:56What are you doing?
04:57We've been married seven years.
04:59I've never seen a smile like yours.
05:01Like Superman, it brings me to my knees.
05:04Sometimes it feels like 700.
05:06In the best way.
05:09Mom, we're doing date nights.
05:11You know now that Shams is older.
05:14And Tommy's New Year's resolution was 17 date nights.
05:1717 date nights in 2025.
05:19Yeah, and we've done three.
05:22When you have kids, we stop prioritizing that romance.
05:25It's a romantic, whimsical thing.
05:27Just like, stay at home and peg out and like fall asleep in front of the TV.
05:31It's very Al Bundy of him.
05:33I know you love grandma food.
05:35The carbs that kill me, that's why I'm a fat ass.
05:38Fat ass.
05:40And I also don't want to be Peggy Bundy.
05:42I will not stick around for that.
05:47You can go play.
05:50Come on, baba.
05:51He's just going to do his own thing.
05:53Huh?
05:53Let him play.
05:54Okay?
05:55Let's be honest.
05:56Nobody can do it the way that I do it.
05:58I am a mom now to a son, Elijah, that is five years old.
06:04I have to have a child and I'll do whatever it takes.
06:08I have a lot of hormones in me right now because of this IVF journey.
06:14Guess who's knocked up?
06:18And I somehow collected two divorces under my belt.
06:26I like a relationship and then I get over it.
06:28I am so happy to be single.
06:32Did you see any other house today?
06:34Raza has been showing me houses and we're still looking.
06:37He's been helping me out.
06:39This reminds me, every friend I had, their parents' house looked exactly like this.
06:44Well, welcome to the valley.
06:45Yeah.
06:47This is four bedroom, four bath.
06:49Do you have a dining room table?
06:51I don't think so.
06:52Okay.
06:53Drop away.
06:54Exactly.
06:55A lot of clothes.
06:55I have to move out of my place because my landlord wants to move back in.
07:00How many bedrooms?
07:01The size that I'm in now, the amount of bedrooms I have now.
07:04You want a mansion for your wardrobe.
07:07That's not the reality.
07:09Some of your credit is not that good to get it.
07:11Because my parents always have helped me financially.
07:15I've never had a job in my life.
07:16You know, Shah's was my first paycheck from anyone.
07:19But my parents are getting older.
07:21We need to be saving all that money up.
07:24So I need to hustle.
07:26Adult life sucks.
07:27I got to make some money so I can spend the money, not spend Papa's money.
07:32Eli can spend Papa's money, not you.
07:34When you get a little older, you get a little bolder.
07:39And you don't really care what the people got to say, do you?
07:43Can you fill up the fountain, my love?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Okay, thank you.
07:46Do you have scissors out here, my love?
07:48I think I have a pair of clippers right there.
07:50Oh, this thing looks like he's ready to go.
07:54Procreate.
07:54Yep.
07:55So once you go on air, rush the haters like you stole this brush.
07:58Life right after reality TV was very difficult.
08:02Why are you dressed like you're going to a Halloween party later?
08:06This is my farming outfit.
08:08I was literally walking around like a zombie.
08:11Like, if I'm not a Shah, who am I?
08:14But once I adjusted back to normal life, things were great.
08:19Why do white people love overalls?
08:21It's comfortable.
08:22You should try it.
08:23They're easy to take off.
08:26You know, stuff happens, comes up, rip it off.
08:30Adam and I have been married for 10 long years.
08:34Long years.
08:3510.
08:36That's insane.
08:38Do you feel like good about the decision that we didn't have kids?
08:43Or are you going to feel like you want kids?
08:45I don't think I could be around a kid 24-7.
08:48Plus, I'm 51.
08:49I feel great other than my sciatica pain.
08:53Adam has definitely calmed me down.
08:55He's just like, doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot, you know, Oklahoma.
08:59His dad's in the military.
09:01Basically, he's saying that I'm not dramatic.
09:04A bitch has been known to be a bit dramatic.
09:07you people.
09:08You teach me to
09:14I did have a big fear that I would be, like, a 75-year-old queen
09:21with, like, a feather boa and a cigarette holder
09:24driving around West Hollywood
09:26talking about, like, my heyday and s***.
09:28So I feel like, thank God, that didn't turn out to be my story.
09:34You're welcome.
09:40I've sold my hand out to be held.
09:42I mean, you're a little far away from my...
09:45your hand to be held.
09:57How many hands have you wiped the counter?
09:59Because you guys are putting your sticky little fingers
10:02all over the counter, and I don't like it.
10:04Oh, what about the homework?
10:06It's boring.
10:07Hello, everybody.
10:09Daddy!
10:10Hello, guys.
10:11I want a baguette.
10:12Can I have a baguette?
10:13Here.
10:15How was your day?
10:17Good.
10:21I met him when I was 27,
10:22and I was working in a restaurant.
10:24I was going to college.
10:26We did homeworks together.
10:27Because 20 years young...
10:29No, I'm not 20.
10:3018 years younger than you.
10:32I'm only 18 years younger than you.
10:34I am 19 years younger than you.
10:38Age-wise.
10:40Mentality?
10:41Thank you so much.
10:42Definitely I'm older.
10:44For sure.
10:44I'm 105, for sure.
10:47Are you going anywhere tomorrow?
10:48So, tomorrow, yeah.
10:50We're going to...
10:50Yeah, we're going to...
10:51We're going to a party, remember?
10:54Baby, we don't do that.
10:55You know that.
10:57I didn't want to get married.
10:59He didn't want to get married either.
11:01This is 17 years after.
11:04We have twins, 10 years old, girl and a boy.
11:08Parenting styles are very different.
11:11Very different.
11:12She is more restrict.
11:14I'm a bit more...
11:15Loosey-goosey.
11:17You guys are going to have a very salty...
11:20Stop it, then.
11:22I think he needs a little bit more salt.
11:24For me, it's never enough.
11:26I'm not trying to be conceited, but I know what you really want.
11:30My life makes you envy me.
11:33Wow, look at this backyard.
11:35Isn't this great?
11:37Want to put the tabbouleh over there?
11:39We're going to put all the foods here.
11:40Oh, my God, this is so heavy.
11:42Oh, my God, it's too small.
11:48Eli is turning five years old, and I absolutely just cannot believe it.
11:53I don't even know how he became five years old.
11:55What?
11:55What happened?
11:56You want to change your diaper now?
11:58Eli definitely has some demands for his fifth birthday.
12:01He wants to swim, so I have been looking for Airbnbs,
12:05and I finally found one, which I think will be perfect.
12:09I remember when I turned five.
12:11Five is like a whole hand.
12:12It's a whole hand, so it needs to be a whole big deal.
12:17It's fine.
12:18It's fine.
12:18It's going to be fine.
12:19Everything's going to be fine.
12:21There's so much...
12:23Balloons, balloons.
12:24Do you know how to blow?
12:25Gee, Art.
12:27Persian gatherings are wild.
12:31We love partying and having a great time.
12:34Cheers!
12:37Versions do it on another level.
12:40Oh, I have to tell you guys something.
12:42I saw Tannen recently.
12:44Are you ready for the party?
12:47No.
12:51Tannen is my girl girl.
12:52Like, I met Tannen a long time ago.
12:55I was at her bachelorette party in Miami.
12:58Tannen does a lot of amazing parties all the time,
13:02and Skye is always there.
13:04I don't know what's going on with Skye.
13:06What do you mean?
13:06You think it's bad juju on her that she's had my ring for a year?
13:11The last time you told me, I texted her,
13:12and you didn't get your ring?
13:13No, she still hasn't given it to me.
13:15She's like, I thought you had it back by now.
13:17I was like, no.
13:18I had a ring at that time
13:20that a couple of the diamonds had fallen out.
13:23So, of course, I'm going to ask Skye, the jeweler, to fix it.
13:28I have asked for it every month for the last nine months.
13:32She calls herself a jeweler
13:33because she needs to check her credentials,
13:35or maybe I should have.
13:37That was my fault.
13:39Do you think she's going to bring it today?
13:41If she doesn't bring it today,
13:43yeah, it's like,
13:45Yeah, that's bad.
13:51Let's do this.
13:53All right, and I have to shave.
13:56She's going to shave, too.
13:57The only time you see these rogue hairs
13:59is when you're in the car.
14:01Okay.
14:01With the daylight.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:03Like a werewolf.
14:04She can't be out in the daylight.
14:06And it's always these, like, four inches.
14:07The whisk is not coming out.
14:08Oh!
14:11That's the Persian.
14:13All of a sudden, the Persian werewolf.
14:15Yeah, tell Daddy to stop making fun of me.
14:16That's a Persian werewolf.
14:18So you're going to come after work?
14:20No, I'm not coming.
14:21I hope you guys have a good time.
14:23I don't do the birthday parties.
14:25I'm good.
14:25My wife will always try and get me to come to things,
14:28but when you bring Reza into the equation,
14:32I do not hang out with people that I don't like.
14:35When my son was born, Reza wasn't there.
14:38Adam wasn't there.
14:39Gigi wasn't there.
14:40I made vows to you to protect you and keep you safe.
14:43You know what I'm saying?
14:44When you were in that hospital,
14:46I couldn't do s***.
14:48You know what I'm saying?
14:49I couldn't do anything.
14:51You know Reza 30 years, dude,
14:53and he left you to rot in the hospital.
14:55He knew the severity.
14:57He knew how bad it was.
14:58That's why it's not easy for me just to turn the page.
15:02It's not.
15:04I'm braced for the shade that people are going to say.
15:08Why doesn't her husband ever come out,
15:10and why is she the, like, what's going on in their marriage,
15:13or what's going on with him?
15:15I've already covered this with all the people involved.
15:18I know.
15:18We're not going to be guilt-tripped into these things.
15:20You're not being guilt-tripped.
15:20Every time we do something.
15:21I just want my marriage to be protected.
15:24And my marriage is fine.
15:30Coming up.
15:31The mortgage on a house that I have to buy
15:33is not what I can afford.
15:35I can wear a shirt.
15:36I can shimmy.
15:37It is kind of, like, low-class to me.
15:40You've been a topic tonight.
15:41Oh, God.
15:42It's about your house hunts.
15:43Who says that to someone who just walked in?
15:46Why would you do that?
15:54Why would you do that?
16:00Incoming.
16:01Hi, Dita, John.
16:03Beautiful.
16:04Long time.
16:05Delicious.
16:07My parents are bringing him right now.
16:08Oh, number five is the one that emptied?
16:10The best one?
16:11Yeah.
16:12Son of a bitch.
16:13Shove him a butt.
16:14All right.
16:15Hey!
16:16Hey, Mom.
16:18Woo!
16:19It's my birthday, boy!
16:20I'm on stereo, baby.
16:22Don't let me go.
16:23You got me guessing all night.
16:25You're the one that I want.
16:26Made my love, send my sword.
16:27I bet I like it.
16:28Hi, baby.
16:28You look beautiful.
16:30I love the curls.
16:31Bro, should I let him go?
16:34I know.
16:35Boom!
16:36Woo!
16:36The beat don't lie.
16:37The beat don't lie.
16:38Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my.
16:40Getting all the feelings on the dance floor.
16:42I'm falling in love with my baby.
16:43What?
16:44I saw her, and I was like, ah!
16:45Don't do it!
16:45All right!
16:46You can do it.
16:47Ah!
16:48The first day of school for Eli, the first person I saw was Natasha, this gorgeous, stunning
16:55woman.
16:55And I'm like, I just, I just need to be friends with her.
16:58I don't care if she's the biggest bitch in the world.
17:00And then she ends up being an angel.
17:02Three amazing children, and I know I scored a new bestie.
17:05Merced, where's, uh, where's Tommy?
17:08Tommy actually just dropped me off.
17:10Is he gonna come back?
17:10He will come and pick me up.
17:12When are we gonna start drinking?
17:14When?
17:15The beat don't lie, the beat don't lie.
17:17Oh, my, my, my, my, yeah.
17:20Eli, are you having fun, baby?
17:22Yes!
17:23Yeah, that's all that matters.
17:25I wanna have jewels like Vida June.
17:27Miss, why are you sleeping?
17:29Vida shows up looking fly every time.
17:34Nothing's gonna hold her back, honey.
17:36She is still the extra, the brash, and she's dripping, and it's like, it's a, um, Vida.
17:44She has a watch.
17:46Someone was asking her the time, and she's like, I was embarrassed to tell what time it
17:51was, because my watch has so many diamonds on it.
17:53No, really?
17:54She's saying it was too much.
17:56So it's too, too much.
17:57Yeah, too, too much.
17:59Did you bring Golnasa's ring?
18:01No.
18:02Oh, boy.
18:02That, what?
18:04Good thing that you've mentioned.
18:06I told you to bring it today.
18:08Let me just call Zayn.
18:09Yeah, please do that.
18:10I know Golnasa through Tannin.
18:13We are very different.
18:14We're not close, so it was a big favor for me to just fix that ring.
18:19I don't do repair.
18:20You know, I do design a fine jewelry, very expensive.
18:24My time was much more expensive than her ring.
18:28So the driver's coming 100%.
18:29Of course.
18:30I have not toasted once with you to my five years.
18:33I love you.
18:34I'm toast to you teaching me how to do it, being one step ahead.
18:37Come here.
18:38No.
18:39No, yes.
18:40Come here, come here, come here.
18:41I love you.
18:42Your tits are so small now.
18:43Usually we'd be out here hugging.
18:45That's right.
18:45Now we're like this.
18:55What is the chest situation?
18:57He's asking me, do I shave my legs?
18:58I'm like, no.
18:59I have a lot of chest.
19:00I'm thinking of shaving my chest for the party.
19:02I'm like, it's a five-year-old party.
19:06Who's the more affectionate one?
19:08Me.
19:08No way.
19:08Way more.
19:09I thought it's Adam.
19:10Not at all.
19:11I need Adam to be more affectionate.
19:14Like, I want to love on him constantly.
19:17I can't keep my hands off of him.
19:19Yeah, that's not my jam.
19:19Do you think you need to work on that?
19:21Or are you good with the way it is?
19:23I think everything is fine.
19:25Yeah, yeah.
19:26What if I ask Greg?
19:28I think he would like it to be more affectionate, yeah.
19:32Yeah, I'm a boss.
19:35Generally, in marriage, it's good to marry your best friend.
19:38Greg is my adopted child.
19:42You're going to dice these up for me, right?
19:44Yes.
19:45I need my space, though.
19:46You're going to do it.
19:47You got it.
19:47Wherever you are, I won't be.
19:49I love with actions only.
19:52With my friends and my husband.
19:54And my boyfriend.
19:58And so it's like, it's kind of like, that's how.
20:01I'm my brother, Greg.
20:02We've been together 10 years and married six years.
20:06We started off pretty rocky.
20:08Greg was definitely a player.
20:10Like a Hollywood, ball service, girls.
20:13Did you bring the ladies up to the valley?
20:15Of course he brought the ladies to the valley.
20:17Did you?
20:18I didn't have to do much convincing, to be honest.
20:20Oh, God.
20:20Okay.
20:21You're a dime piece.
20:23I would be worried that people had eyes on you.
20:26Honestly, I'm so grumpy.
20:27Nobody wants to talk to me anyway.
20:28It's fine.
20:29That's good for Greg.
20:30Yes, it is.
20:31I'm not approachable.
20:32That's good for Greg.
20:35Let's feed the kids.
20:37We deliver.
20:39Caden's eating meat.
20:40He's going to get bigger than you.
20:42He's getting big.
20:43Dun, dun, dun, dun.
20:46Oh, my ring!
20:53As I'm sliding it on, I can see there's something off.
20:58It looks like she scraped some gold off these little teapots
21:03and just shoved it into my ring and made those yellow diamonds.
21:07Yeah, those stones were up that she put in that ring.
21:10Are you kidding me?
21:16You guys ready for birthday cake?
21:36You wanna turn on the sun machine?
21:38Shoo!
21:42What are you doing here? It's a bedtime, dude. No.
21:44We're supposed to go eat.
21:46I'll tell you what, guys.
21:47If you can make the basket, we could stay up here.
21:48Otherwise, we gotta go downstairs.
21:49Who wants to do it?
21:50Me!
21:51Off. Good job.
21:53Life is great.
21:55Shoot it.
21:58Me and Amir met at our mutual friend's dentist's office.
22:01My friend said, hey, I hired this girl
22:03and showed me a picture of her.
22:05And I was like, holy , my tooth hurts.
22:08We always talk about this, how it was like perfect timing,
22:10because I was like, the next guy I meet, I wanna,
22:13he's like gonna be my husband.
22:14I still have the, like, post-it that he wrote his number on.
22:17Best decision, getting my teeth cleaned.
22:21Mommy!
22:22What happened? Get back in.
22:24Everybody relax.
22:26You guys have way too much energy.
22:29Having three kids under five, it's exhausting.
22:32Do you want more kids?
22:34No.
22:34Are you sure?
22:35Yeah.
22:35What if you change your mind?
22:36No, I will not.
22:38Good work up there.
22:40I just want my body back.
22:42I just wanna be, like, confident.
22:44Once I get these done, then I'll be really confident.
22:49We could watch a movie.
22:50Let's do it.
22:52Mommy!
22:53No.
22:53Not a lie.
22:59Looking so good, I'm fancy.
23:01A bad girl, but I keep it classy.
23:03Dripped the head and toe flashy.
23:06I bring the hair.
23:07Robin McKay is here.
23:09Hello.
23:10How are you?
23:11Hi, how are you?
23:13Good, how are you?
23:13Hi there.
23:14Hi.
23:15Good.
23:15Love the blue.
23:17How are you guys?
23:18Are you guys coming to lunch?
23:19No, we're gonna stay here.
23:22Okay.
23:23So you guys can hang out with Maral June and Maria in the back.
23:26Sky and I have been inseparable for about five years.
23:30We've become best friends and we say sisters.
23:36We love to party and we love to have fun.
23:40We've traveled all over.
23:43Fun, dinners, drinks, dancing.
23:46I hold my liquor so much better than her.
23:48Yeah.
23:49It's actually not very sunny today.
23:52It's pretty chilly.
23:57Hello.
23:58We're just checking in.
23:59Under it's Hannah.
24:01But more than being hungry, I'm so thirsty.
24:04You just want wine, you weirdo.
24:06I just want glass of wine.
24:13Cheers, babe.
24:14Cheers, babe.
24:15Cheers.
24:17Cheers.
24:18So good.
24:18We need to actually plan another trip immediately.
24:21Where are we going next?
24:22Girls trip, we could do New York.
24:24Aspen, we need to, next year, go at least four times.
24:29Yeah, for sure.
24:29I would love to do that.
24:30Thank you so much.
24:32How are things going with Bombshot in general?
24:35Good.
24:37After 17 years of being married, nobody care anymore.
24:42I never wanted to get married, but when I met him, because he was older, he was very
24:48mature.
24:49He's very loving.
24:50He loves me so much.
24:51I know that.
24:52I love him, too.
24:53Like, how many years did it take for you to be, you know, over the honeymoon phase?
24:58I don't know.
24:59Six months?
25:00What?
25:02And then what?
25:03Good and normal life.
25:05He has a strong personality.
25:07I have a strong personality.
25:08It's very hard to come to the conclusion, because nobody wants to admit who's wrong.
25:14But at the end of the day, we love each other.
25:17We have an amazing kids, and we have an amazing family, and we're doing our best.
25:21I think it's very similar for me.
25:24Right?
25:25And mine is not 17 years.
25:27But you guys have been together for so many years.
25:3010 years.
25:32You're getting there.
25:33Like, for me, it's just more like, I mean, I have my own room and all those things.
25:37Is that lovely to have your own place?
25:41I've had my room for a very long time.
25:43But then I realized I can sleep a lot better without Greg being next to me.
25:50You know, it's like I did the same thing.
25:52Yeah, but how can I sleep?
25:52I took over the guest room.
25:53Oh, you are in separate rooms?
25:55You never told me that.
25:57He sleeps in the middle of the bed, breathing into my hair and my face, and snores.
26:05Yeah.
26:05Is he okay with you being separate beds?
26:08Not really.
26:09One, one, and two.
26:10Then I am better.
26:13Did I get for anything?
26:19That's the excuse ever.
26:36What's up?
26:38Hey, no jumping, no jumping.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:41What's up, dude?
26:42How are you?
26:45Oh, no.
26:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:47Why?
26:48No, I have big dogs.
26:49What's up, man?
26:50It's okay.
26:50You're good.
26:51How are you?
26:51They're already riled up.
26:53I miss you.
26:53What's going on?
26:54You happy to have a boy's bed?
26:56Boy's bed!
26:58It's so cold.
27:00It wasn't like this in the valley.
27:03Cheers, boys.
27:05Cheers.
27:05Thank you for having us, Greg.
27:06Thanks.
27:07Hi, babe.
27:08Hi.
27:08How are you?
27:09I'm good.
27:10How are you?
27:11Good.
27:12It is time for you to chill out.
27:17You guys, what are the girls doing right now?
27:20Good question.
27:20They're having a girl's name.
27:22They are?
27:23Yeah.
27:24Hi.
27:25How was the traffic?
27:26I thought it was fine, this one.
27:29Not that I'm upset, but just next time, it would be nice if it was, like, a little bit
27:34closer or, like, the valley.
27:36Maybe I'll meet you guys for after a drink.
27:41We used to live in Bel Air, and then when the pandemic happened, we moved to the valley.
27:47But there's so many reasons about the valley I don't like.
27:50I'm not crazy about the food.
27:51It's really hot.
27:52And it's far.
27:54Every morning, every afternoon, midday, there is traffic.
27:58It's just not my style.
27:59But some people are not as picky as I am.
28:02I'm just going to drink Jack Daniels meat.
28:04I don't know if I would call Skye a snob.
28:06I would just say insecure.
28:10It's Bel Air.
28:12It's Beverly Hills.
28:13She needs that zip code like a crackhead needs a pipe.
28:17Brandino.
28:18Oh.
28:19Lovely.
28:21The thing about when you have children, for me, is that I lost my womanhood in a way,
28:27and I was, like, completely detached from the sexy, seductive baby mama.
28:35Just to make you feel better, I don't have any babies, and none of the sexy, seductive thing is happening.
28:40So you're fine.
28:41I think for us, even though we don't have kids, we've been trying for so long.
28:46So it becomes a chore.
28:48We've done IVF, surrogacy, all of that, and it just hasn't worked out.
28:52But I work as a COO of a tech company.
28:55I can't really compare it to motherhood and what kind of time that takes, but my job definitely has replaced
29:01that.
29:02I think my other issue was I met Skye.
29:04Him and I used to travel all the time together, and since she came into the picture, she's become my
29:09wife.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:10This is, like, such a boring day.
29:12Here we go.
29:15Like, it looks boring.
29:18What about your wives be traveling together?
29:21What the do they do?
29:23They have a great time.
29:25Too bad Greg and Bumsy aren't gay, because Skye and Tanney vibe more with one another than they do with
29:32their husbands.
29:33The reason why she's been going without me is because I've been broke.
29:37Your wife is paid as how you broke.
29:39You're married.
29:40No, that's her money.
29:42Let her do her thing.
29:42Stop.
29:43That's why he's broke.
29:45I'm broke.
29:46You go to Paris.
29:47I'll stay here.
29:50Can you please find me a place right now?
29:52Because I'm actually desperate.
29:53What?
29:53I don't have any credit to buy anything, and I've never been a buyer.
29:56The mortgage on a house that I have to buy is not what I can afford.
30:00You know, I can wear a shirt.
30:01I can shimmy.
30:03I can suck a dick.
30:04No, I can't suck dicks, actually.
30:05I'm more of a starfish.
30:07You're in timing.
30:07But I can do things.
30:09Your mouth is too small.
30:09For a big house, I will do things.
30:12We're not 15 years old, 16 years old, that we're like, oh, okay, so let's just get,
30:16you know, wasted and drunk.
30:17And it is kind of, like, low class to me.
30:21Oh.
30:21Oh, .
30:23Woo.
30:23All right.
30:25What's our next thing that we have to look forward to?
30:28Friday.
30:28Everyone is invited, except for Tony.
30:32You and Greg are going to be in Mexico?
30:34I'm going to be in Palo for a wedding.
30:35Bring your husband.
30:37Thanks.
30:37We're going to have Persian food, some drinks.
30:40No kids, right?
30:41No kids.
30:42Friday.
30:43Cheers.
30:44I can't wait to see.
30:46You guys have so much fun, guys.
30:51I want someone that's more like me.
30:53I don't have, like, a 100% preference of, like, I want her to be 100% Persian.
30:57Were you, like, looking for, uh, not a wifey's not the right word.
31:01You were married before, right?
31:02Yeah.
31:03My first wife, um, she passed away, and, and she was young.
31:08She had cancer.
31:10Uh, it was, just came out of nowhere.
31:13It's a big part of who I am.
31:16It's difficult because you don't want to talk about it.
31:19But I also don't want to be, like, pitied or looked at differently because of it.
31:26At the time, when we found out that she was sick, we were trying to do IVF.
31:31So we, she starts doing the chemo.
31:32We go to the hospital, stay there for four days.
31:34She's just, like, she was so brave, you know?
31:39And, um, sorry, it's just, like, all rushing back to me.
31:44Yeah, yeah.
31:45She's like, yeah, the, I spoke to the doctor.
31:47I told him I'm in some pain, but he thinks it might be working.
31:49And, like, she's planning a birthday because her birthday and my birthday are the same.
31:52And, and my birthday is on the 14th of October.
31:54Hers is the 20th.
31:55And then October 11th, she passed away.
31:59So sorry.
31:59Yeah.
32:01It's just the, the finality of it was overwhelming.
32:04I remember it so vividly.
32:08Every day, just waking up like, I can't believe this is real.
32:15Her passing changed me a lot.
32:17Uh, even now with Natasha, there's definitely a lot of anxiety, a lot of pressure.
32:23I'm scared, uh, for the kids when they get cold, when they get sick.
32:27Like, how, how serious is this?
32:29So we go to the doctor a lot, but it provides a peace of mind for me that I need.
32:38How long were you married with your first wife?
32:41We were together since 2009.
32:43We got married in 2014 and she passed in 2016.
32:46How soon after?
32:47Before I met Natasha.
32:49Yeah.
32:49I'd say, like, a couple years.
32:51She always would say, you're not, you're not the one that has cancer.
32:53I do, you know?
32:54And she was like, I want you to, I want you to move on and I want you to have
33:00a good life.
33:00She was a good person.
33:01She was a great person.
33:02Yeah.
33:03Yeah.
33:03I, um, you're gonna meet somebody, you're gonna, you know.
33:07I, you know what I believe is that she's probably your angel that set you up in the family.
33:11100%.
33:11You've got a soft landing, bro.
33:13That's why you met Natasha.
33:15Because I definitely found the lottery.
33:17At the same time, taking on, like, working and helping the kids.
33:22Being there for Natasha and doing that stuff is possible because I know what real work and real pain feels
33:29like.
33:30You know?
33:32Yeah.
33:35Everything that's coming in my life is because of her.
33:37So I was like, I'm not gonna take this life for granted, you know?
33:49Oh, is that house release?
33:58God, I need a house.
34:03This is nuts.
34:05It's not even rush hour.
34:07Don't people work?
34:12What are you wearing for the wedding?
34:14That black dress you were seeing?
34:15Yeah.
34:16What's the weather?
34:17I think it's like 70s in Cabo.
34:19When was the last time we had a couples trip?
34:21I don't know.
34:22You keep leaving me with the sky and everyone else.
34:24I have no idea.
34:25I know.
34:25This is a little uncomfortable for me.
34:36Hello.
34:36Hello.
34:37I so wasn't expecting you to look gorgeous.
34:41Did you just get back from the Daytona 500?
34:43I know.
34:44I did.
34:45Did you ask me if I won or not?
34:47Oh, my God.
34:47Natasha is so perfect.
34:49It is the most annoying thing ever.
34:51Shoes.
34:52Oh, okay.
34:53One time she had left something in my car.
34:55Natasha comes to the gate and it was like 7 o'clock in the morning and she was flawless.
35:01And I was like, I feel so much less connected to you right now.
35:04I think I need to go.
35:05Oh, my God.
35:06Let me see your hand.
35:07You look so cute and pretty and natural.
35:09No, I just wanted to see.
35:10You know, I just came back from drop off.
35:12I have this thing lately where I've just been like, my face has been like scrunched in a
35:17little ball of stress.
35:20And I think it's too much mom bubble.
35:23And if I feel that way, you've got to feel that way.
35:26That's my entire life.
35:28You're done.
35:28You've said many times.
35:29100%.
35:30I bet you when Cece is six that you will be pregnant.
35:34What?
35:35No, absolutely not.
35:37Yeah.
35:37No.
35:38I'm done.
35:39I met Amir and Natasha through Golnesa.
35:41Our boys are the same age.
35:44Natasha and I, our drop offs are sometimes synchronized where we might bump into each other
35:50while on the phone with each other.
35:53God, I love them.
35:54I love them.
35:55Honestly, it's like the valley is the small town life.
35:59The difference between you and Amir is that you're both a lot more chill.
36:03Like with me and Tommy, we have to make sure we don't destroy each other so that when
36:07we want to circle back five or ten years from now that we're not going to be like,
36:10oh, I f***ing hate you.
36:11I'll never forgive you for that s***.
36:13I wish Tommy would come around more.
36:15Is everything okay with like everyone in him?
36:19Tommy and Reza had a really big falling out.
36:22What we all went through was like friendship tsunami just ended everything.
36:27I just wish that the past never happened.
36:37I broke the print.
36:39I want there to break his legs.
36:41He's locked.
36:42They haven't seen each other.
36:44They haven't talked to each other.
36:45They've just completely left it.
36:47And I'm in the middle.
36:48I feel like that six-year-old girl who witnessed the very last biggest fight before their parents got a
36:55divorce.
36:56I pray for us and everyone that, you know, it just moves forward peacefully.
37:00And like, I don't like it.
37:04I've been to the dentist so far well, I feel nacional to be making all these talking but things like
37:22other things left at the same issue though.
37:22Hi!
37:23May I get two extra icy almond milk lattes please?
37:28And your name?
37:29Reza, R-E-Z-A.
37:31And your outfit?
37:34Hi, hi, hi, hi.
37:36What's up?
37:38Oh, my God, look at this dog.
37:40This place is so cute.
37:41Isn't it?
37:42I brought this for you.
37:43What is it?
37:44My tabbouleh.
37:45Oh, the tabbouleh.
37:46I'm surprised Reza didn't eat it all the way over here.
37:48I died for his tabbouleh.
37:49I died for this tabbouleh.
37:51This one always has tabbouleh on him, like a Werther's original.
37:57Reza?
37:59Is that you?
38:00Yeah.
38:01I'll go get it.
38:01No, it's Reza.
38:02There's no re in Reza.
38:05Mmm, those look good.
38:07So, the realtor texted me last night that Gigi's not approved.
38:11They wanted you as a tenant.
38:13But when they saw your bank statement and your credit report,
38:16that's when things went left.
38:18I would be remiss if I didn't have a big brother conversation with you.
38:23It's very Middle Eastern to talk about finances,
38:26what you're supposed to do with your money.
38:28It's just, it's an immigrant thing.
38:30And now that I'm the age of my parents,
38:33when they were drilling that s*** into me,
38:36I looked out for my girl.
38:38You spend money, like...
38:40I'm not spending so much money.
38:42There's my son's tuition.
38:44I help you. Okay.
38:44I spend money on weed.
38:48Every two days, I buy now.
38:50Yeah, I might spend like $3,000 or $4,000 a month on weed.
38:54So what?
38:55If I did not spend this much on weed,
38:57this world would not be a safe place.
38:59I want you to scale back on $8,500 or $9,000 a month in rent.
39:06GoldenEssa needs to grow up a little more
39:08because she's had a dad that's bankrolled her life forever.
39:12Just over the whole bank account situation and whatnot.
39:16I'll figure it out, what my dad can do.
39:19That poor man has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
39:23And there's a point where you need to have a plan.
39:26What are you going to do?
39:27Are you going to sell your hoo-ha?
39:29I want you to spend much less.
39:35I'm tired of talking about my move.
39:38I don't understand.
39:39Your bank stays and looks like .
39:41Your credit looks like .
39:43I'm not saying anything other than what you said to me.
39:46I know, but it's a bit much.
39:47It's just, let's get over it.
39:48I'm not trying to go.
39:49I'm just saying...
39:50No, it's literally, I don't know what else...
39:51Every time...
39:52I don't know how to...
39:53I know this is so lame.
40:14You okay, Baba?
40:15How are you feeling?
40:16Okay.
40:17My other chef is coming in like 25 minutes.
40:20Perfect.
40:20Okay.
40:21What time is everyone coming?
40:21Eight?
40:22Eight.
40:22What I love about being Persian and the Persian culture is the hospitality.
40:26You know, there's a lot of that tarof, as we call it.
40:30And obviously the food is incredible.
40:32So it's nice to kind of bring everybody into the house and have it be that culture together.
40:37Oh, no shoes.
40:38Sorry.
40:39No shoes.
40:39Go back.
40:40I should have told you for that.
40:41This is a lot.
40:42Nice.
40:43I know.
40:43Yeah.
40:43It's all new.
40:44Is everything like...
40:45Yeah.
40:45I mean, she got like...
40:47She's doing the decor.
40:49What color are you going to wear?
40:51Roman, please stop.
40:52It's a Persian party.
40:53So, black.
40:54Black.
41:01Honestly, you look better than I've ever seen you.
41:05Who's going to this extravaganza, babe?
41:07Um, Colmessa, me, you.
41:11I'm not going.
41:13How cute am I?
41:14Looks great.
41:14Looks great.
41:15You need to say, now beat it.
41:23You got this, baby.
41:25Woo!
41:26All eyes around me.
41:28They love how I talk.
41:30How I'm chasing after green.
41:32All the eyes around me.
41:36How excited are you?
41:38I'm very excited.
41:39Persian themed.
41:41Persian people.
41:42Persian food.
41:43Like, I'm getting my fill.
41:45Like, I'm going to a Persian gas station.
41:47And filling up.
41:52Too much stuff to Terry.
41:54Sorry.
41:55I feel like I'm going to my pants, quite frankly.
41:59Okay.
42:02Give me a kiss.
42:03Have fun, kid.
42:04You know.
42:05Don't drink too much.
42:06I'm going to now.
42:11Hi.
42:12What are you doing?
42:13Wow.
42:14Miss Sexy.
42:15So here.
42:16Thank you so much.
42:17Tommy didn't help me.
42:18So that's why I'm a little flustered.
42:20I'm taking off my shoes.
42:22Okay.
42:22Grab this.
42:28Hello.
42:29How gorgeous.
42:32I'm going to meet my friends.
42:34Okay.
42:34And I have a friend that I want to introduce you.
42:39What's his name?
42:40He's really cool.
42:40He's Reza Jax.
42:42He's really, really nice.
42:43For Persian night, we're setting you up with a girl.
42:47I'm confident you're going to like the way she looks.
42:50And I would suggest you wear shoes that have some kind of heels.
42:56Why? Is she tall?
42:57I'm just kidding.
42:59He's such an asshole.
43:00Hello.
43:01The door is open.
43:02Hi.
43:03Hi.
43:04Hello.
43:04Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, damn.
43:06Which part?
43:07Oh.
43:09Someone is showing off the good.
43:12About my taboo.
43:13Good to see you.
43:14I know.
43:14Thank you so much.
43:15Come in.
43:15I'm Reza.
43:16Sofia, nice to meet you.
43:26I don't like labels, but I'm definitely like a party.
43:31I'm a retiring party boy.
43:37A typical night would look like go to the bar maybe where I'm in my elements and then end up,
43:44you know, talking to a few girls.
43:46What's up?
43:47Late as usual.
43:48What happens after is none of your business.
43:52I went to Greg's house by accident.
43:54You went to Greg's house?
43:55Yeah, I went all the way.
43:56Dude, during college.
43:57I know.
43:57I went all the way there.
43:58Dude.
43:59And then I was like, wait a minute.
43:59This is not, this is Greg's house.
44:01I'm going to give you booties.
44:02Okay, but I'm keeping them on.
44:03Yes, I know.
44:04That's what I'm saying.
44:04We have booties at our house.
44:06Nice haircut, dude.
44:07Looks good.
44:08She's here.
44:08She's having a drink.
44:10She's here?
44:10Oh, .
44:11This does not look as sexy.
44:14Hey, guys.
44:15Look who decided to join us.
44:19Hey!
44:19Raza, I brought a gift.
44:21Good job.
44:24Did you get a haircut?
44:26I did.
44:26Looks good, man.
44:27Looks good.
44:28Hello.
44:28This is my friend Sophia.
44:30Sophia, this is Raza Josh.
44:32See you, too.
44:33Wow.
44:34I like the outfit.
44:35I did not expect you to arrive before me.
44:39Wow.
44:40Thank God she's not taller than me.
44:46I have my eyes on the prize.
44:51It's .
44:51I wore my nicest shoes for you tonight.
44:54Wow.
44:55Gorgeous.
44:57Where is Gwaisa?
45:00At girls' night, I was just actually talking to her about your one person.
45:04So maybe you don't need, like, 5,500 square feet.
45:07What did she actually tell you?
45:09I mean, honestly, I think that number one for her is to fix our credit.
45:14Because she already said she needs a co-signer.
45:17Amir, we need an attorney on deck.
45:20How fast is fixing credit?
45:22I don't think so, right?
45:23Could be, like, three to six month thing.
45:27I wonder who it is.
45:33No, no, no.
45:37Hi.
45:37Save the best for last.
45:38Why no?
45:39Because it's kind of, like, weird.
45:42She's walking in, and then now we're all talking about...
45:44You're usually here first.
45:46I know.
45:46I know.
45:48Hi.
45:50Handsome.
45:51Hi.
45:51How are you?
45:52I have to tell you, you've been a topic tonight.
45:56Oh, God.
45:57It's about your house hunt.
45:59Can I get kissed before I get ?
46:01Not at that blush.
46:03Who says that to someone who just walked in?
46:06Why would you do that?
46:07I just want you to know before it comes from anybody else that we've...
46:12And it's just about your home house hunt.
46:16Don't be upset at all.
46:19Where's my drink?
46:20I'm not sure the intention behind this, but, you know, if you guys are going to find ways to fix
46:26my problem, talk about that.
46:28Other than that, shut the up.
46:30We were talking about your house hunting.
46:32But why?
46:34Because...
46:34I don't know, because you're looking.
46:37It's a good thing to know, so why?
46:39Because you're looking.
46:39Why was it brought up?
46:40Because you're looking.
46:43I don't remember.
46:44Yeah, you do.
46:45You don't forget anything.
46:46Um, the Elise have the decency to just go ahead and tell me, or else you couldn't...
46:51You didn't have to say .
47:02You've been a topic tonight.
47:04We were talking about your house hunting, so...
47:06But why?
47:07I don't know.
47:07Tell me, or else you couldn't...
47:08You didn't have to say .
47:09I'm sorry that I said anything.
47:12I just wanted to...
47:13No, don't be sorry for being transparent with me.
47:15I shouldn't be being talked about.
47:18No, we all talk about each other.
47:20I mind my own business.
47:22Okay.
47:23And yours.
47:26Colnesa and I are in a really good place.
47:27And I just felt like I needed a protector because I don't want to be two-faced.
47:31It's really important that Colnesa knows that in this room, I have her back.
47:45Let's see.
47:46Let's see.
47:47Let's see.
47:50Oh, yeah, baby.
47:52Okay, everyone.
47:53Dinner time.
47:54Dinner is served.
47:56Oh, my gosh.
47:57This is amazing.
47:58Yeah, I should've had to make a few.
48:01That's it.
48:02Cheers.
48:03Cheers, everyone.
48:04Stop it.
48:05Hats off to the host.
48:06Cheers.
48:06That's awesome.
48:07Love you.
48:08Love you.
48:08Love you.
48:09Thank you guys for having us.
48:10Thanks for joining us.
48:12I was hanging out with Skye, and she told me, bum shot snores like a mother .
48:16I don't snore, man.
48:17Like a mother she said.
48:19It's not that bad.
48:20What?
48:22I moved out.
48:24Because you wake up three times, and then you come back to bed like 40 minutes after,
48:29and then you literally throw yourself in the bed.
48:31It's like, who cares?
48:34I'm here.
48:35There's no reason for me to be married and live alone and sleeping in a...
48:40And if this is your problem.
48:41I have one bit of advice.
48:44Immediately get back in the same bedroom, because if you're not sleeping in the same bedroom,
48:49it's a precursor to divorce.
48:55Uh-oh.
48:58My group of friends are very important to me.
49:01They're just like family, and I worry about them.
49:05Everything is common knowledge in the Persian community.
49:08Your business is on blast.
49:11It's been that way for thousands of years.
49:13Who am I to change it?
49:15Would you say you have things that he deals with?
49:17I can't answer that.
49:19That's fine.
49:20Ask him.
49:21Go ahead.
49:25Answer.
49:29Can't cut that with a knife.
49:35F*** it.
49:36Oh, f*** it.
49:40People talking about other people's marriages.
49:45If you say anything that does not help the situation, why say it at all?
49:50Just be quiet.
49:51Do you want to sleep in separate rooms?
49:53Absolutely not.
49:58In the toilet.
49:59Guys, just look at this.
50:00Yeah.
50:03Yeah.
50:04It seems like you're having so much fun over there.
50:06Yeah, I love it.
50:07Why don't you just participate a little bit more?
50:10Sure.
50:11I like sleeping alone.
50:12What?
50:12Jen, they talk.
50:13Yeah.
50:14Yeah.
50:15Yeah, that's true.
50:17I'm exhausted about the same conversation happening over and over and over again.
50:21If it's not about you and your bad credit, it's about...
50:23Oh, my God.
50:25Oh, my God.
50:28God.
50:29F*** that.
50:29The table is empty.
50:31That means that the conversation was so boring.
50:33It's like, I'm out of here.
50:35Hola, mamacita.
50:38What's Tommy up to tonight?
50:40He's hanging out with his son.
50:44Are you having fun?
50:45Yeah.
50:46Are you sure?
50:46Yes.
50:48You mean that?
50:49I mean it.
50:50What's the deal with the house?
50:52What are we going to do?
50:53I just don't even want to talk about the house anymore.
50:55I love Golnessa, but like, you're out of time.
51:00You need to move.
51:01You need to downsize.
51:03I see that it's eating you up inside.
51:05Let us help you.
51:06Let's deal with this.
51:07You guys can talk about it when I'm not around.
51:10I apologize for that.
51:18I'm going to go home.
51:19I'm done.
51:23Golnessa in general, she's also very like hot-headed.
51:27Yeah, she's throwing grapes at me.
51:29She's like that.
51:31Okay.
51:36Don't let one last tattoo take you out of the zone.
51:39She's not walking away from us.
51:41She's walking away from her own problems.
51:45So stupid.
51:47It's time to grow up.
51:48Drama.
51:48We are not doing kindergarten over again.
51:52This is like MJ walks up to Golnessa when she got here
51:55and she's like, hi, just so you know,
51:57we were all talking about you before you got here.
52:00When someone comes to a dinner party,
52:03you don't tell them that.
52:07MJ, she's so annoying.
52:09How could I love you when I don't know who you are?
52:12Don't know who you are.
52:14This is totally my fault.
52:22This season on the Valley Persian style.
52:25Find that length in his spine.
52:27Excellent.
52:33Where's the single man?
52:34Hey.
52:35Golnessa.
52:36Cheers.
52:37I love you.
52:38I love you.
52:38I'm going to stuff my big fat face.
52:40Oh, yeah.
52:41Diarrhea.
52:42Today's not the day.
52:43It's date night.
52:44You go and play among yourself.
52:47Are you ready for this trip coming up?
52:49Palm Springs?
52:51What the hell is this?
52:52Let's go.
52:54Tiana!
52:59My head.
53:00Oh, my God.
53:01What did I do?
53:02I just have a little surprise coming in.
53:05She's a medium.
53:06Do you understand a younger female?
53:08Sudden passing?
53:09Is this your wife?
53:12Do you think he's still in love with her?
53:14If you love somebody, you can take ownership.
53:17Shushu dan bae, love.
53:19The painful question.
53:21How much?
53:22$14.5?
53:24I'm going to ask Dennis for the money.
53:26I haven't spoken to him since a week after we got married.
53:29Are you a boy?
53:30I'm a retired boy.
53:32I'm tired of talking about the same .
53:35Is Tommy open to being friends?
53:38She's not happy.
53:39Then she should get divorced.
53:41So tell me what brings you here today.
53:45Um...
53:46Last time that you came to my house, you were smoking weed.
53:50Ashkali.
53:51.
53:52I'm going to call the police.
53:54I'm being very serious.
53:55I'm not the one, not the two, not the three, not the four, bitch.
53:58You're getting hot.
53:59I'm not getting hot with you.
54:00Why are you guys heated?
54:01Do you guys never fight?
54:03This is Asiago, by the way.
54:05Ooh.