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00:00I'm looking for a man in finance.
00:01Trust fund.
00:026'5 blue eyes.
00:04I don't think that's the order.
00:06I'm looking for a man in finance.
00:07Blue or green or brown eyes.
00:08I'm looking for a man who's 6'5".
00:10I'm looking for a man.
00:13Every evening in Australia...
00:14Here we go.
00:15T-belts on everyone.
00:16Chad, get out of the way.
00:17TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19What?
00:20You know that I never knew.
00:21First time I've heard about it.
00:22But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25I'm totally into it.
00:26Like, I'm hooked.
00:27I can't handle this dude.
00:28What are we even watching?
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:34It just gets better and better.
00:35One of the best.
00:36I could not think of anything worse.
00:38Let's turn the TV off and go to bed.
00:40This week, we loved crowning Australia's sole survivor.
00:44We're going to watch the finale.
00:46Oh, the guns are round.
00:47You just stand like this with jacked arms, don't you?
00:50I don't know, I've never had them.
00:51Went to the High Court in the name of love.
00:53Cases that changed Australia.
00:56Oh, we're changing the law.
00:57Gay Australians just wanted to be counted as Australians.
01:01And sailed the high seas to look for, um, love?
01:05Love Overboard.
01:06It's Love Island, below deck, maths, all in one.
01:10Turn it up.
01:10Turn it up.
01:11Turn it up.
01:12Way to start.
01:20I've got a riddle for you.
01:21You've got ten eggs in your hand.
01:23I don't think I can hold ten eggs.
01:25You're holding ten eggs.
01:26Chicken eggs?
01:27Whatever eggs.
01:27Little pigeon?
01:29You're holding ten eggs.
01:30Okay, canary eggs.
01:31Shut up.
01:32You've got ten eggs in your hand.
01:34One hand.
01:35Whatever.
01:35Shut up.
01:36You've got ten...
01:38Monday on 7, we tuned in for...
01:40Australia!
01:42It's the finale.
01:43What is it?
01:44The finale.
01:45Woo!
01:46It's all come down to this.
01:48Hello, I'm Rikki Lee.
01:50Whoa, Rikki, that leaves nothing to the imagination.
01:52Oh, Rikki Lee looking gorgeous as ever.
01:54The guy, we never know his name.
01:55It's all about our three incredible grand finalists.
01:59So the final is Harlan.
02:00Go Harlan, go.
02:01Kesha.
02:02Go Kesha!
02:03We picked Kesha from the get-go.
02:05And Kalani.
02:07I love this fella.
02:08He reminds me of you a bit.
02:09The Bogan.
02:10Well, the Bogan got the party started with a David Bowie classic.
02:16Wow.
02:17Turns out Kalani can sing.
02:19He's very good.
02:20Do you reckon the backup singers are just the people that never made it to top 20?
02:23Yes.
02:24Forever and ever.
02:26I like his shirt.
02:27I think he can buy that in Portman's.
02:32Wow.
02:33He's got Kalani.
02:34He's got the style.
02:35He's got the look.
02:36He's got the voice.
02:37Wrong show.
02:38He's got the X Factor.
02:39Still wrong show.
02:40Anyway, let's see what Harlan has to offer.
02:45What is he wearing?
02:46It's getting wicked.
02:49I'm gonna live forever.
02:52I'm gonna learn how to fly.
02:55Let's go.
02:57Yay!
02:59Fame!
03:00Yay!
03:02I take it back, man.
03:02He's my number one now.
03:03Wait a minute.
03:04We've still got Kesha with an Adele banger.
03:06Let's go.
03:07Let me photograph you.
03:09Oh, wow.
03:10She's so talented.
03:12When we were young.
03:14Oh.
03:18Ooh.
03:19Ooh.
03:20Ooh.
03:20Ooh.
03:21Yeah!
03:23Wow.
03:23Amazing.
03:24Incredible.
03:24I've changed my vote three times already.
03:26I'm a Kesha guy now.
03:28When we were young.
03:32Oh, good job, Kesha.
03:35Wow.
03:35Yes, yes, yes.
03:36If I was here, I'd just drop the mic when I walk off.
03:38Hold up.
03:39There's still three more songs to go.
03:41Oh.
03:41And this time they're doing duets.
03:44First up is Kehlani with Pete Murray.
03:46Oh.
03:47Who?
03:47You know what?
03:48I'm not sure.
03:49Well, maybe you'll know who Kesha's teamed up with.
03:51Vanessa Amorossi.
03:52Oh.
03:53Yes.
03:53Yes.
03:54I hope they do shine.
03:55You can give your light.
03:57Yeah!
03:58Nothing lasts forever.
04:00Boy.
04:01You can try.
04:04Look around you.
04:06Everyone you see.
04:07Everyone you know is gonna.
04:10No.
04:11Show.
04:12Show.
04:17Shut up.
04:18Righto.
04:19Well, next is Harlan with.
04:21Anthony Kalia.
04:23Every middle-aged woman just wet themselves.
04:25They're going back.
04:27Shhh.
04:28Let this be okay.
04:31There he is, yeah.
04:32Feels like we're at Carol's in the Domain.
04:34Come on.
04:35Here we go.
04:37Elephant and cat.
04:39Wow.
04:42Geez, he's got pipes still, doesn't he?
04:44Man, the man can sing.
04:50That was awesome.
04:52Good on you, love.
04:53And the love continued on Tuesday night, when we tuned in for part two of the finale.
04:58Everybody, are you ready?
04:59Hey.
04:59This bloke's in a tux.
05:00Bit overboard.
05:01Oh, we are ready to go.
05:04We've watched everyone perform.
05:06So what's left to do?
05:07Well, there's this group performance.
05:09It's the Australian Idol.
05:10It's not the Australian Idol in there mate.
05:12Right.
05:12And after Kalani gets eliminated.
05:14You were so close.
05:15Oh.
05:16Good night.
05:16There's another performance with the top two.
05:18Oh my god, we get it.
05:19It's amazing guys, just tell us the winner.
05:21Hold on, Amy Shark has to perform first.
05:25Plus we need a bit more chit chat.
05:26You know, and I'm proud of you both.
05:28No one cares.
05:30Just get to the winner mate.
05:31And then for some reason this happens.
05:33Let's take a super quick 15 second break.
05:36Oh my god.
05:37Oh my god.
05:38Shut up.
05:38That's annoying.
05:39This is out of control.
05:41And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for.
05:43Come on, get to it, get to it.
05:44Yes, we're ready.
05:46The winner.
05:46Alright, come on guys.
05:48Of Australian Idol.
05:50Is.
05:50Come on Kesha.
05:51Palad.
05:52Bring it home Kesh.
05:53Oh here we go, come on.
05:58It's like a coronation it's gone for so long.
06:00Just pick one.
06:01Kesha!
06:03Yeah!
06:05Kesha!
06:06Oh!
06:09Congratulations Kesha!
06:10Oh no, no Kyle, don't get up on the table.
06:12Kyle.
06:12Kyle just doing all he can to keep Idol on his resume.
06:15Kyle's going to be first in line at the Centrelink office tomorrow morning.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Say goodnight Australia!
06:19Dun dun dun dun!
06:21Alright.
06:22Good season mate.
06:23I'm stoked dude.
06:24Kesha won!
06:25Kyle Sanderland's first day of unemployment starts now.
06:42Oh!
06:44What's wrong with him?
06:46You're annoying him.
06:47You've stolen his spot.
06:48Puppy, kiss.
06:49Kiss.
06:50Kiss, kiss.
06:52Kiss, kiss.
06:55Tuesday on Channel 9 we watched Tipping Point!
06:59Yes!
07:00Yes!
07:01I truly think this is one of the best game shows on television.
07:04Agreed.
07:04Hello everybody, welcome to Tipping Point.
07:06These three contestants are ready to take on the machine.
07:09It's like the Golden Girls.
07:10Who will be the last Golden Girls standing?
07:12They are the Golden Girls Leanne.
07:14Hello, I'm Jean.
07:15Aww.
07:16Aww.
07:17Hi, I'm Trisha.
07:18Aww.
07:19Hello, I'm Beryl.
07:21Aww.
07:22Aww, Beryl.
07:23Guys, I'm backing Beryl.
07:24The other two might have another chance to play this game.
07:26Beryl will never play this game again.
07:28Now this is going to be a fun show today.
07:30Alright, so do you remember how to play?
07:31You get a question right, you get to drop the counter in, then how many fall to the bottom
07:36is how much money you make.
07:37Let's get the game underway.
07:38We're going to play Quickfire.
07:40Quickfire!
07:41Nothing can be quick in this game.
07:42It needs to be moderately paced.
07:44This is fire.
07:45Slow fire.
07:46Here comes the first question.
07:47Okay.
07:47Milo, brain on.
07:49Brain on.
07:49Your time starts.
07:51Now!
07:51The popular Black Friday sales traditionally occur the day after which holiday?
07:55Thanksgiving.
07:55Correct.
07:56Missed it.
07:56The term sextet typically means a group...
07:58Sex.
07:59Correct?
08:00Goddammit.
08:00The River Clyde is a major waterway of which country in the UK?
08:03Correct.
08:04Oh, well done, Kuzia.
08:05They were hard questions.
08:07For us.
08:08How does she know all this?
08:10Do you just get older and you start to know things?
08:12Because it's yet to happen to me.
08:13Well, it's a lot of years of pub trivia.
08:15And that pub trivia is paying off.
08:17Oh, yeah.
08:18Oh, yes.
08:19Watch out.
08:20Oh, that's a proper load up.
08:22This is going to be huge.
08:25Oh, wow.
08:27You never see them that big.
08:291,100.
08:31Go, Trisha.
08:32Go.
08:32Woo!
08:33Well done, Trisha.
08:33But if you could give Beryl some time to answer, please.
08:36What word for a standard hand in poker also means to empty the contents of a toilet?
08:40Flush.
08:41Flush.
08:42Flush.
08:43Oh, she didn't press the button.
08:46Beryl forgot.
08:47No.
08:47And gave her the answer.
08:49Don't forget to press the buzzer.
08:50Yes.
08:51No buzzer Beryl.
08:52For sure Beryl plays at home and just yells at the TV.
08:54In Australia, what flower is known as a gladi?
08:57As a what a gladis?
08:58Berejiklian.
09:00Gladiolo.
09:00Correct indeed.
09:02Are you asking the right person?
09:03She's got four of them on her shirt.
09:05Notice how old people wear flowers and that on their tops?
09:08Yeah, I don't know why they do that.
09:11Anyways, let's go back to Jean and see how she's going with the countess.
09:15She's going to get the question mark.
09:16Oh my God.
09:17Oh my God.
09:18Yes!
09:19Yes!
09:20For Jean!
09:21She got the question mark!
09:22What does the question mark mean again?
09:23I don't know.
09:24She got a mystery prize.
09:25It's going to be like a vacuum cleaner or something.
09:27You'll never go out of style thanks to Raw Pearls of Adelaide.
09:30Pearls for Jean!
09:31She would rock those pearls actually.
09:33Well you do after 80.
09:35But pearls aren't enough to keep Jean in the game.
09:38We've found your tipping point.
09:39Oh no.
09:39See you later, Jean!
09:41And then there were two.
09:43Now, Beryl, you got a bit of work to do?
09:44Go Beryl!
09:45Come on Beryl.
09:46Turn the hearing aid up, Biz.
09:47The flag of which UK country is the only one not represented in the Union Jack?
09:53What the hell's a Union Jack?
09:55I think it might be Ireland.
09:56That could work, Beryl.
09:58No!
09:59No, it doesn't work.
10:00Sorry Beryl.
10:00And with that wrong answer, it's goodbye Beryl.
10:03Damn!
10:05Oh Beryl.
10:05That's the death of Beryl.
10:07I shouldn't say death, should I?
10:09No.
10:10And that means Trisha gets to play for the jackpot.
10:12Let's go Trisha.
10:14Thank you!
10:15I reckon she'll be right.
10:16She just knows everything.
10:17She certainly does.
10:18It won't!
10:20Ah!
10:21Ah!
10:21Oh my god!
10:22Again!
10:24She's raking it all, baby.
10:26Yeah, I never saw somebody do this good in the show.
10:29Well, she'll do even better if she can get the star counter, which is worth 20 grand.
10:35Oh my god, it's in the perfect spot.
10:37This could be it.
10:38Come on!
10:38Yes!
10:39Oh my god.
10:40Oh my god.
10:41It's coming!
10:42Come on, come on, come on!
10:42She's gotta get it!
10:44Come on!
10:45Yes!
10:45Oh!
10:46Come on!
10:46No!
10:49Come on, Trish!
10:51Whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:51What?
10:52She got 20 grand!
10:53You never see that happen!
10:55What did I do?
10:56Oh, Trish!
10:58She deserved that.
10:59She did so well.
11:01Yeah.
11:01That is as good as Australian television gets.
11:04I don't know if that's true.
11:06I just love Tipping Point, and I love it even more for having the oldies on today.
11:10Golden Girls!
11:11Golden Girls.
11:12Our future will not be that bright.
11:25In Melbourne, Simon's reminiscing about his old part-time job.
11:29I used to make coffees at the leisure centre.
11:31Yeah.
11:31They were all the same.
11:33Can I have a flat white?
11:34Sure.
11:35Can I have a latte?
11:35Yeah, if you want.
11:37Cappuccino, please?
11:38Yeah, no worries.
11:39A bit of chocolate on top of that one.
11:40Mate, they were all takeaways, and they all had a lid on it.
11:42Ahoy there, perverts!
11:44What did you just call me?
11:45Did she call me a pervert?
11:47She sure did.
11:47What is this show?
11:48Wednesday, on Family Friendly Disney Plus, we hit the high seas to find love on a new
11:54dating show.
11:55Turn it up.
11:55Well, where are we?
11:56Turn it up.
11:57Turn it up.
11:58Way to start.
11:59It's got dashing lads.
12:00Ah!
12:02And bountiful babes.
12:04There's got to be a catch.
12:06There's always a catch.
12:06Well, the catch is that the boys and girls that couple up live a life of luxury on the
12:11top side, while those without a partner are sent down side for a life of servitude.
12:16Ah, this has everything!
12:18It's Love Island, it's Below Deck, and it's maths all in one.
12:24Love Overboard!
12:26This is mad!
12:27How do they pick which ones start below deck?
12:30Well, it's with a game of...
12:31Toast or toss!
12:33I think they're all tosses.
12:34What do you mean?
12:35It's plain sailing, really.
12:36We want them, we raise it.
12:38If we don't, we toss it.
12:40If they both raise, they couple up.
12:42Woo!
12:43Lexi and Rhys!
12:45Cute!
12:46See, I'd have to toast because I'm not wasting a good glass of champagne.
12:48Well, neither are Lexi and Rhys.
12:50Come here!
12:51Oh, really?
12:52Oh!
12:52Tops are in!
12:53Oh, my God!
12:54Grandma kiss?
12:55I don't think that's grandma!
12:57So, with four couples properly hitched...
13:00Oh, my God!
13:01Is Donald Duck on the couch?
13:03Time for the big reveal.
13:05The remaining singles will be working as crew on the downside of this phone.
13:14This is good.
13:15I'm sure they'll take this well.
13:16I hate cleaning up after people.
13:19Oh, no.
13:19Why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than?
13:24Is she being serious?
13:25I can't even clean my room!
13:27It's like a little Barbie with a dream house.
13:29You don't clean up the dream house!
13:32This is not real!
13:37Well, things get worse for Bella when her roommate Leela reveals that Bella wants Lowe's man David.
13:47What is she doing?
13:50She's a little conniving little thing.
13:52Playing both sides.
13:53And I just hate the fakeness.
13:55Should I cry again?
13:56Oh, the fakeness has got to a stop.
13:58Oh!
13:59It's so ironic.
13:59She hates fakeness.
14:01Evidently, she does.
14:02But is David on board?
14:04Seeing Bella very plastic up top, right up my alley.
14:08Oh!
14:09He did want some on plastic.
14:11With Lowe.
14:12It is going really well.
14:14But I appreciate that.
14:15Oh, no.
14:16Here we go.
14:17I'm kind of embarrassed.
14:19She's crying again!
14:21I don't want to be crying every five minutes either, but yuck.
14:25Oh, get her off the ship.
14:26Whatever setting spray she's using on her makeup really works,
14:29because this is the third round of tears.
14:31This is brutal.
14:32Oh, this is brutal!
14:33You're on a yacht on a reality dating show.
14:35It's not that deep.
14:36Meanwhile, James is trying to get Lexi's booty away from Reece.
14:40Would you like to try?
14:41Oh!
14:42James is going for Lexi.
14:43Things happen quickly on this boat.
14:45I've got to show her about it.
14:46I'm not just horny.
14:47I'm actually a good person too.
14:48I'm horny and a good person.
14:50Balances out.
14:50It all comes out in the wash.
14:52And they're going to need a wash after this date.
14:54Dang, this is beautiful.
14:55Oh, wow.
14:56Beachside massage.
14:57Yeah, it feels good.
14:59Yeah?
14:59Yeah.
14:59Oh, my God.
15:00He's written his name on her.
15:01He had to make sure he could spell it right.
15:04Wow.
15:04No mucking around on this date.
15:06Looks so tasty.
15:07Where'd they get their shower from?
15:08That's actually a great question.
15:10Who plumbed that in?
15:11Who did plumb the shower in?
15:13That's crazy.
15:13What a clifftop.
15:15They're also making out.
15:16Oh, true.
15:17I was too distracted by the shower.
15:20Paul Reece.
15:21Who's going to tell him?
15:22Well, Lexi will on the first ever plank ceremony.
15:26What?
15:27Plank ceremony.
15:28How many?
15:30Oh, my God.
15:32It's below deck across Love Island, across Pirates of the Caribbean.
15:34Throw some chum or something in the water.
15:36Let's get the sharks circling.
15:38Well, Lexi can either keep her fresh catch, James, or her first mate, Reece.
15:42Who's going in?
15:43Reece.
15:45Bye-bye, Reece.
15:51That's actually so high.
15:53No one will ever see Reece ever again.
15:57This is ridiculous.
15:59The guy hasn't even got out of the water.
16:00They're already passing.
16:01Poor Reece.
16:02Above his corpse.
16:08Come on.
16:09It's fun.
16:09Hands down, that is one of the best dating shows I've ever seen.
16:12100%.
16:12You watch.
16:13Give it time.
16:13We'll be watching a dating show from outer space.
16:15Landing for love, they'll call it.
16:17Ha-ha!
16:32In Melbourne, Holly's got a new game.
16:34It's the first letter and then the last letter and the first person to get a word wins.
16:39For example, I say B, Mum says H, we go beach.
16:43First letter, the last letter.
16:45One, two, three.
16:46X.
16:47Fuck.
16:47Oh, my God, they both said X!
16:49First day on Disney Plus.
16:51Oh, that's Donna Hay.
16:53Entertaining at home.
16:54I like to keep it simple.
16:55Is that her?
16:56Are you sure that's actually her?
16:56Yes, that is Donna Hay.
16:58The chef?
16:58Yes, that is Donna Hay.
17:00From Masterchef.
17:00The chef.
17:01It's Donna Hay.
17:02Hey, hey, hey.
17:05Donna Hay's coastal celebrations.
17:08Where do you reckon they'll be, Kate?
17:09On the coast.
17:10Well, on Sydney Harbour, actually.
17:12I kind of, like, come to my house.
17:14Look at the house she lives in.
17:15Look at the view.
17:16The salt air and crystal blue water.
17:19This is some serious rich white people stuff.
17:21Yeah, I agree.
17:22And today, Donna is planning a Sunday lunch.
17:25I have friends coming this Sunday.
17:27So she plans this all week.
17:29I love that it punctuates the week.
17:30She needs a hobby.
17:31This is her hobby.
17:32Beautiful and memorable tablescapes.
17:35We're about to watch a whole episode on table settings.
17:38No!
17:38Yes, Donna!
17:40These beautiful vintage latte bowls that I got as a gift from my family one Christmas.
17:45This is just silly.
17:46Oh, this is unreal.
17:47These lovely blue napkins.
17:49Is she still talking about the table?
17:51A little bit.
17:51Like when I decorate the table with something from the fruit bowl.
17:54I do.
17:55Let's decorate my table with my fruit bowl.
17:58My special things.
17:59Dog toothbrush.
18:00My vintage things.
18:02Ratchet strap.
18:03This oatmeal ribbon.
18:05What a beautiful decorative table you have there, my friend.
18:08That all goes really well together.
18:11What are you, serving dinner or...?
18:12Part of it, Kevin, is the experience of table setting.
18:15That's your white side coming out.
18:17All that laughter.
18:18All that happiness.
18:19Well, so far you haven't made me happy.
18:21Oh my God!
18:22Just cook, love!
18:23Okay, alright.
18:24Let's just see what Donna is cooking.
18:26But this Sunday, I'm thinking I'm going to make a bruschettere type thing.
18:29Oh yum, yum, yum!
18:31I'm going to start by just toasting some sourdough.
18:34Cook and toast on the skillet.
18:36Because she wouldn't use a toaster.
18:37Not Donna.
18:38I stumbled across these tomatoes.
18:40What do you mean you stumbled across them?
18:41They're ready for supermarket.
18:43Into the boiling water.
18:44What's she doing?
18:46Blanching tomatoes?
18:47This is not the bruschetta I eat.
18:49So, forage herbs that you already have in your garden.
18:52Forage from our garden.
18:53Got a heap of basil in the garden.
18:54We live in the area, we have no garden.
18:56It's all concrete.
18:57How perfect is that?
18:58Wait, she's popped a whole motto on there.
19:00Would you let Donna talk?
19:02I think I want to leave the stem on.
19:04What's she doing?
19:04Don't leave the stem on!
19:06I just feel like you guys are taking the mickey and this is the best thing I've ever seen.
19:10I don't do that when we watch your stupid shows.
19:11Squidge it with a spoon.
19:13Oh, yuck.
19:14Just slice and dice.
19:16This is like a toddler's breakfast.
19:18A perfect way to start a Sunday lunch.
19:20Oh, that looks so beautiful, doesn't it?
19:22Oh, yum.
19:23Yum.
19:24Now, who's on board?
19:25Is it weird?
19:26I hate tomato, but I love bruschetta.
19:28It's the same as me.
19:29I hate cheese, but I love a quarter pounder.
19:32We can tell.
19:33Anyway, everyone will love Donna's main course.
19:36Perfectly roasted chicken.
19:37Oh, nice.
19:38It looks good.
19:39Easy to serve.
19:40And when people are super happy, so am I.
19:43Do you reckon she's going to do some potatoes?
19:45My friends adore potatoes.
19:47Potatoes!
19:48She's doing the roast potatoes!
19:50God, another dish to wash up.
19:51Yes, I'll always be.
19:53Everything I aspire to be and more.
19:55Look at us.
19:56She's hosting, she's tablescaping, she's living my dream.
19:59Like, she has no head noise.
20:01I'm not saying I want to be exactly like her.
20:02Okay.
20:03Here are our crunchy parmesan potatoes.
20:06Ooh!
20:07Yum!
20:09Look at that.
20:11And after lunch, Donna has something ridiculously fun planned.
20:16Is that a big block of chocolate?
20:17An insane amount of chocolate.
20:19Holy moly, look at the size of that block of chocolate.
20:22Why didn't you just buy a Cadbury?
20:23The cost of living is obviously impacting her.
20:25Surprise the girls with their own hammer and chisel.
20:29So it's an activity too.
20:30She's thought of everything.
20:32But that's not all.
20:33Because there's only six of us.
20:34You're cooking for six people.
20:35What's she making now?
20:36That's enough food.
20:38A passion fruit meringue tart.
20:40Oh my God, is it still going?
20:41You've got six people coming over.
20:43With a big burst of summery passion fruit.
20:46Oh, Donna, hey.
20:48God, this would be heaven.
20:50It's more washing up.
20:51Piles of meringue.
20:53Oh!
20:54That I'm just going to gently torch on the top so you get that lovely caramelised flavour.
20:58Ooh.
20:59I just love to have a bite of that.
21:01This is the best thing I've seen in months.
21:03The perfect way to end a Sunday lunch.
21:05I want to go for Sunday lunch at Donna Hayes.
21:08Spending an afternoon at home with your besties.
21:11I'll rock up with some Lebanese sweets.
21:13Do you think she'd like that?
21:14She'd smile and say thank you and then she'd throw them out after you leave.
21:17Sharing food, sharing stories.
21:19She's got an Asian friend.
21:21Get out!
21:21We are in.
21:22Is my idea of the perfect Sunday?
21:25No, no, no, Donna.
21:27You have a couple of pizzas and you get on the piss.
21:30Now that's a Sunday afternoon.
21:32Oh my gosh, Donna.
21:34That is by far the best thing I've ever watched in my entire life.
21:36That's done more for me than therapy ever did.
21:48I went to go get an eye scan this morning on my cornea.
21:50It's confirmed I have a condition called caracotonous.
21:54I've got a surgical option.
21:55Guess how much it will cost me per eye?
21:57What?
21:58$3,000.
21:59Oh, no, no, no.
22:00I walk down the hallway at work with my eyes closed sometimes just to see how far I can get.
22:04You have to practise.
22:05Just to practise.
22:06I knew it was coming.
22:0924 players.
22:10Monday on 10, it was part one of The Survivor.
22:14Finale!
22:15It's been a good season.
22:16Only three remain.
22:17The final three.
22:18Who have we got?
22:19Caleb the truck driver.
22:21I owe this full game to Loz.
22:23There's stay-at-home mum Loz.
22:24Caleb and Loz have been in an alliance this entire game.
22:27And pro wrestler Jackson.
22:29I'll sit on pegs for eight hours tomorrow.
22:32He sounds like a Mr T.
22:34I pity the fool.
22:34Save that energy for the challenge.
22:36Good idea.
22:38Over to host David.
22:39Congratulations.
22:41Hello, though.
22:41David.
22:42Oh, the guns are out.
22:44You just stand like this with jacked arms, don't you?
22:46I don't know.
22:46I've never had them.
22:47OK, focus.
22:48Let's find out what the challenge is.
22:51You will hang from tree roots and balance on narrow pegs.
22:55Oh, your feet, no.
22:57There it is.
22:57Why is it always the peg balance?
23:00Every time.
23:00This challenge is on.
23:04Jeez, that looks like torture.
23:06That is actually like Jesus on the Cross stuff.
23:08And we watch it and enjoy it.
23:10You guys have been at this for three hours.
23:14What an utter waste of time.
23:16You'd want an audio book playing, wouldn't you?
23:20Jackson, he's struggling.
23:21He's got to get off.
23:22He's crying.
23:23He's in that much pain.
23:26Oh, he's whistling.
23:27Shut up.
23:28Oh, he's trying to psych him out.
23:31Ah.
23:32That would break me, that whistle.
23:33With me, Jackson?
23:35Nah, he's got to get off.
23:36I would fall off if David catches me.
23:38Catch him, golden god.
23:39Catch him.
23:40No, no, no.
23:42This is so dramatic.
23:43He's getting a piggyback from a grown man.
23:45I should take the shirt off.
23:48I think Loz is out.
23:49Come on, David.
23:50Bring those big arms over there and help her.
23:53Loz is making the most of that kind of with David.
23:55They're all really getting their last minute of David in, aren't they?
23:58Caleb wins immunity.
24:00Oh, wow.
24:01He killed it.
24:01He's standing up.
24:02Nah, it's a solid effort.
24:04Time to see who Caleb is taking through to the final two.
24:07Who's he going to take, Loz?
24:08He said he's taking Loz.
24:09He, well, he said that he was taking her.
24:12Do you pick the person who you should be loyal to or the person you think you can beat?
24:16Because when it gets to this point, there's no friends.
24:1822nd person voted out.
24:19Jackson.
24:20Jackson.
24:21Jackson.
24:22Loz.
24:23Loz!
24:24Oh!
24:25What a blind sign!
24:27What a move.
24:29He stabbed her.
24:30No, he didn't.
24:31He's playing the game.
24:32Hi, Loz.
24:33Caleb.
24:34Oh, my gosh.
24:35I have to tune in tomorrow.
24:37We're going to watch the finale.
24:39Yep.
24:40And on Tuesday night, we sat down to crown the winner.
24:43Finale, baby.
24:44Truck driver versus wrestler.
24:46I cannot wait to see who the winner is.
24:48But Loz is less excited.
24:50Oh, she's salty.
24:52I'm telling you now, Caleb does not have Loz's vote.
24:55So, Caleb, would you like to kick us off?
24:58Really?
24:58This comes down to the pitch.
24:59Oh, that's right.
25:00They do that little speech that takes forever.
25:02Yeah.
25:02And Caleb's going big.
25:03It was the year of the underdog.
25:06Oh, why is he yelling?
25:07I'm so close.
25:09Oh, geez.
25:10This is really bordering on the rantings of a madman.
25:13I am sole survivor.
25:15With all due respect, shut up.
25:17I don't know if that's good enough.
25:18If I was Caleb, I would just blow my own torch out.
25:20Okay.
25:20Let's find out if Jackson does any better.
25:22I earned my right to keep playing in this game.
25:26Oh, everyone's nodding.
25:27I got knocked down and I got back up again smarter.
25:30Ha-ha-ha!
25:31It wasn't survival, it was evolution.
25:33Oh, that's a good line.
25:34Okay, Charles Darwin.
25:35Do you reckon they're allowed chat, GPT?
25:37I learned from you, I played with you, and I outlasted you.
25:40Oh!
25:42Mic drop.
25:42He's got it.
25:43That was a great speech.
25:45The only thing left to do is read the vote.
25:48Here we go.
25:50We're going to do that back in Australia.
25:52Oh!
25:53What?
25:54What?
25:54I'll see you then.
25:55What happens if the plane crashes?
25:58Well, it didn't.
25:59Welcome to the grand finale.
26:02Yes!
26:03Love a good live audience reveal.
26:06Why are we watching it from home?
26:07Why weren't we there, girls?
26:08These votes are for the winner.
26:11We know.
26:12Open the box.
26:13Alright.
26:14First vote.
26:14Okay, here we go, here we go.
26:15I really want Jackson to win.
26:17Caleb.
26:18Jackson.
26:18Caleb.
26:19Jackson.
26:20One for Jackson.
26:21Beautiful, next one.
26:22Jackson.
26:23Yes.
26:23It's going to be a clean sweep, Leanne.
26:25Caleb.
26:26Whoa!
26:27One for Caleb.
26:28Caleb.
26:29Get stuffed!
26:30Caleb's going to win.
26:31The winner.
26:31Who do you reckon is going to win?
26:32One of the boys.
26:33Of Australian Survivor Redemption.
26:35Please, please.
26:36Jackson.
26:37Jackson.
26:38Caleb.
26:39Caleb!
26:40I told you.
26:42The truck driver.
26:43Survivor.
26:43Eh eh.
26:45That was epic.
26:46I loved this season of Survivor.
26:48Oh, I'll keep watching for David.
27:03I got called a MILF today.
27:05Did you?
27:06Yep.
27:06Where?
27:07At the shops.
27:08Oh.
27:08We were talking like a group sitting in the shop.
27:11Mm.
27:11And he goes, oh, you're a MILF.
27:13I said, thanks.
27:14Ooh.
27:15Was he a cutie?
27:16No.
27:17Thursday night on SBS, we tuned into...
27:20Our Medicine.
27:21Wait, this is that show everyone's talking about.
27:22What's this about?
27:24Indigenous Australians still suffer some of the highest rates
27:27of chronic illness and shortest life expectancies
27:30in the developed world.
27:32Wait, what?
27:33I didn't know that.
27:34Why is their life expectancy so much less?
27:36Blackfellas don't experience the same healthcare provision
27:39as white folks, and this is why blackfellas are living less
27:42than our non-indigenous counterparts.
27:46Welcome to my TED Talk.
27:47But change is happening.
27:49Across the nation, senior indigenous health professionals
27:52and traditional healers are joining forces
27:55with the next generation.
27:56That is awesome.
27:57It just makes a world of difference having more blackfellas
28:00in these services.
28:01Hells yeah.
28:02Well, the Waminda Centre in Nowra is doing just that.
28:06Aboriginal women were sick of being treated poorly
28:09and they wanted to have access to culturally safe care.
28:13OK.
28:13Sounds fair enough.
28:15We're only doing the public system,
28:16so I want to see what's different between the services
28:18that we've been doing to what this lady's doing.
28:21Part of their service offers a First Nations pregnancy ceremony.
28:25Oh, wow. This is cool.
28:26You go to a hospital, they're not doing this type of program.
28:28It's just enabling the woman to feel relief from anything that's holding her back,
28:34from being ready and prepared to have a baby.
28:37This is taking personalised healthcare to a whole new level, isn't it?
28:40Yeah.
28:40To me that's like a healing and connection from mother to myself,
28:44and then from myself and mother to my baby.
28:47That's so nice.
28:48I feel like the support in Aboriginal communities is like no other.
28:52It's not just about physical, mental, emotional care,
28:56it's cultural and spiritual care too.
28:57These are midwifery skills that you wouldn't find in any other community.
29:02There's some things you just can't get on a script.
29:04And in the northern part of Australia,
29:06the Queensland Ambulance Service's Indigenous Paramedic Program
29:10has inducted 131 cadets.
29:13I didn't know we had an Indigenous Paramedic Program.
29:15That's fantastic.
29:16Well, one of the cadets is getting ready for a shift.
29:19Roger on case.
29:20That's Lurleen.
29:21I went to ACPA with Lurleen.
29:22I think that's her.
29:24My name is Lurleen Slater.
29:26Hey!
29:27I didn't know she was a paramedic.
29:29She is.
29:29And tonight...
29:30Of course the blacks know black people.
29:32It's like when we tell white people,
29:33not all black people know each other.
29:35At the same time, maybe we do.
29:37Well, Lurleen is on shift tonight with...
29:39Wait, I know her.
29:40Seriously?
29:41That's Mackenzie.
29:42Lurleen and Mackenzie.
29:43That is Mackenzie.
29:44Yeah.
29:45You know her?
29:45Yeah, last time I saw her,
29:46we were at the races sinking Prosecco's.
29:48Anyways, Mackenzie and Lurleen
29:50are responding to a woman
29:51suffering from endometriosis.
29:53Oh no.
29:54Do you know how many people my age
29:55I know that have this?
29:56What is it?
29:57So that's when the uterine lining
29:58grows outside of the uterus.
30:00Ugh!
30:01Oh shit.
30:02It's like insanely painful.
30:03Painful.
30:06Oh, love.
30:07She's in heaps of pain.
30:08Really bad.
30:09It can ruin fallopian tubes,
30:10it can ruin your uterus.
30:12Yeah.
30:12Wow, I never thought you would be
30:13my endo specialist.
30:15Yeah.
30:17Oh my god.
30:19Sarah's got bad endo bro.
30:20Is this when she went to hospital?
30:22Yes.
30:23Collapsed in the middle of a shopping centre
30:24that had to rush her to emergency.
30:26It was bad.
30:27Bit of a dose of morphine.
30:29My fucking bit more calmer.
30:31I put my hand up.
30:32I could not do that job.
30:33She's so calm and collected and soothing.
30:36Working as a first responder is not for everyone.
30:38You're always seeing people at their worst.
30:41Yeah.
30:41It takes a special human being.
30:43I should look her up on Facebook.
30:45Well while you do that,
30:46let's go to a remote hospital on Palm Island
30:49and meet First Nations Dr Rob.
30:51Palm Island.
30:52We are rural.
30:53This is FNQ.
30:55A 14 year old boy needs urgent treatment
30:57following a scooter accident.
30:59Oh shit.
31:00Poor kid.
31:00With an injury this severe.
31:02Oh shit.
31:03Jesus Christ.
31:04Jesus Christ.
31:06Jesus Christ.
31:07Jesus Christ.
31:07You do not want to hear that from the doctor.
31:09Like hello doctor, where's your poker face?
31:11Is that a deeper vein?
31:12That's a vein.
31:13That's a vein.
31:14That's a vein.
31:14No.
31:15Something on the inside is just on the outside.
31:17But it hasn't ripped.
31:18Sweet, let's stitch him up.
31:20Let's get him back on the scooter.
31:21No, not on the scooter.
31:23Oh sorry.
31:23Then I'll take you home in my car.
31:25Oh how nice is that?
31:26The doctor personally drives him home.
31:28You don't get that service in any other hospital?
31:31Because it's a community.
31:32That's the difference.
31:34But especially mob here.
31:36There's lots of unpleasant memories that come with hospital and people in authority.
31:41I mean how many times are blackfellas not believed?
31:44Particularly when we're looking for pain relief.
31:46Often times we're sent home with Panadol.
31:48So the fact that these doctors and nurses are going above and beyond and they are indigenous
31:52I think it's massive to change the culture around the healthcare system.
31:58How good was that?
31:59That was interesting.
32:00They're here for the community.
32:02I really liked this show.
32:04Lerlene.
32:04I've seen you on TV.
32:06Where is she?
32:07She probably deleted me.
32:08Lerlene.
32:09Oh no, here she is.
32:10Yeah.
32:24In Sydney, Mia's still not having much luck on the dating apps.
32:28It's heavily populated with freaks.
32:30No good ones.
32:31Also don't put your first photo as a group photo.
32:33They're always holding a fish.
32:34They're always holding a fish.
32:36They're always holding a fish.
32:37Put the fish down.
32:38Fishy fingers.
32:38Put the fish back in the ocean.
32:39Fish fingers get off.
32:40Yeah and you stink.
32:41Gold.
32:42This week, streaming on 10, we watched...
32:43Gold wars down under.
32:45Gold.
32:46Oh, we are hung for gold baby.
32:49Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of high grade gold reserves.
32:53Oh.
32:54Look at that.
32:55What?
32:55Strike it rich baby.
32:56That'd be worth a fortune.
32:57There's a lot of it to be found here.
33:00Where are they finding all this?
33:01I want to go.
33:02In the earth.
33:03Well, in this show they're in Claremont, Queensland, where three companies are mining for gold.
33:08You reckon we're going to see some gold?
33:09Well, let's find out as we meet gold miner Lee.
33:12He's arranged to meet Matt and Damo, owners of the Scratchy Moo mining lease.
33:17The Scratchy what?
33:18A Scratchy Moo.
33:19Scratchy Moo sounds like a vaginal disease.
33:22Oh, the old Scratchy Moo.
33:23You got a Scratchy Moo?
33:24I got a Scratchy Moo.
33:25What are you going to see a doctor though?
33:27Quickly.
33:28Here we go.
33:28First swing.
33:29That's a big bloody hole.
33:30Looks like they're inside the moo.
33:32Yeah.
33:32Where are you?
33:33I've gone bloody deep.
33:35There's a wiggle.
33:36Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
33:37Alright, is Lee going to find gold here?
33:38Me?
33:39Yeah.
33:39I'm a bit excited.
33:41Yeah, here we go.
33:41That's about point two.
33:43Point two.
33:45That's it.
33:46That's it.
33:47Oh, God.
33:48I couldn't even put that around my neck.
33:50But every one of those little golds, and you just keep adding them up.
33:53Well, let's see how much they made.
33:55Let's get some heat.
33:56Oh, the Scratchy Moo.
34:00Look at that.
34:01If I walked in on this little scene and see three white blokes burning something in the
34:05middle of the bush, I'd just like slowly walk the other way.
34:09Oh!
34:10Look at that.
34:11Look at the colours.
34:11It's gold.
34:12I mean, what colour do you think it was going to be?
34:14Purple?
34:14Three, twelve.
34:15Oh!
34:16Woohoo!
34:18Talk to us.
34:18How much is it?
34:20$52,000.
34:22$52,000?
34:23Sorry?
34:23That little thing.
34:25Well, if you think that's a lot of money.
34:27Next, we're going to the epicentre of Australian gold digging.
34:31The Gold Coast.
34:33Oh!
34:33Gold Coast, of course.
34:34There we go.
34:36Where we meet the owners of the 1870 mine, Richie and Kimberly.
34:40Richard!
34:41Wow.
34:42That gold paid for a couple of things there.
34:44Yeah, that's what happens when you're in gold.
34:46You have a wife like that.
34:47Welcome to my wardrobe.
34:49Oh, my God.
34:50Gold business is booming.
34:52So, I've got plenty of hearts to go with every outfit.
34:55Oh, money does not buy taste.
34:56Oh, look at those boots, though.
34:57Pink Barbie gumboots, of course.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:59Look at all the shoes.
34:59I've got thongs, sandals, runners, boots.
35:03Thongs?
35:04I said thongs.
35:05Her wardrobe is bigger than a three-car garage.
35:08She's only got two legs.
35:09She's the gold digger.
35:09She takes my money.
35:11And for Kimberly to keep her lifestyle, Richie has put all his faith into sole contractor
35:16Donnie.
35:16Donnie.
35:17Good luck, Donnie.
35:19Oh, here we go.
35:20Here we go.
35:21Here we go.
35:22I might have a whack at that one.
35:23Here we go.
35:24You never know.
35:25I hope Donnie gets an absolute monster.
35:28Just a bit of shit off me bucket.
35:30Oh, you're in shit creek.
35:32Hey, Donnie.
35:32And joining Donnie in shit creek is mine manager Dan, who's checking his progress.
35:37I don't know.
35:37There might be four grams in there for the last couple of days.
35:40Oh.
35:41Four grams!
35:43Look, I'm not a gold miner, but something about that doesn't seem good.
35:45Yep.
35:45And with Donnie not meeting targets, Dan calls owner Richie.
35:49He's got maybe three four grams max in three days.
35:52Cancel your reservation at Rick Shores, mate.
35:55Is he sacking Donnie?
35:55Dear Donnie.
35:56You're fired.
35:57The services you have provided will no longer be required.
36:01Oh, he sacked him.
36:03Bullshit.
36:03Uh-oh.
36:05Oh, Donnie's spiralling.
36:07Tell Richard and you go and get...
36:10You air forth and you air forth and everybody air forth.
36:13Bullshit.
36:15I love country people.
36:17And with Donnie gone, Richie is looking for another gold digger.
36:21Hello.
36:21Hello.
36:22I think we need to move to Clemont for a while.
36:24Oh, he's gonna bring the trophy wife.
36:27No, I'm not going to Clemont.
36:28What would I do in Clemont?
36:30Work.
36:30Work.
36:31The thing I haven't done ever.
36:32You can buy anything you want up there.
36:34She looks like she wants to be on Real Housewives and she's ended up on Gold Wars.
36:40Going from the Gold Coast to the Gold Mine.
36:42Perfect.
36:44But before they move, Kimberly is saying goodbye to the Gold Coast.
36:48My wonderful husband is making me move up to the Gold Mine in Clemont.
36:51What?
36:52Do you guys want to come where?
36:54Where's Clemont?
36:55Where's Clemont?
36:56Where's Clemont?
36:56It's near Scratchy Moo, which you'd all probably know about.
37:04I thought it was a good show.
37:05There is so much drama in Gold Ticking.
37:08All this so one trophy wife can get new shoes.
37:27Hey, Leon.
37:28What are you doing over there?
37:30Are you doing work?
37:31Yeah.
37:32Are you paying all our tax?
37:34No.
37:35Why?
37:35Got my hippies.
37:38I have to pay you in food?
37:39Yeah.
37:40He drives a tough bargain, this accountant.
37:42Tuesday night on the ABC, we watched a new legal documentary series.
37:46He's guilty.
37:47Not that kind.
37:48Are we talking criminal?
37:49Are we talking civil cases?
37:51Actually, we're talking about the High Court and its impact on Australian law.
37:55It doesn't get any higher than the High Court.
37:57I'd love to wear one of those wigs and gowns.
37:59You'd suit it.
38:00I would.
38:02Judgment.
38:03Cases that changed Australia.
38:06Judgment.
38:06Did they spell it wrong?
38:08Did they miss the E?
38:09I couldn't tell because Dad's butt was in my face.
38:11Sorry.
38:12This episode is all about the fight for gay rights in Tasmania.
38:15And we start by meeting Nick.
38:17I grew up in Launceston with not a lot happening.
38:20Yeah, still not a lot happening there.
38:22And we're also meeting Rodney.
38:23When I was a child, there was no discussion of homosexuality at all.
38:27There was a blanket silence.
38:29Keep it out of sight so we don't have to talk about it.
38:32But when Rodney met Nick at university, he did talk.
38:35He came out.
38:36I said, I'm exactly the same.
38:38And that's all I could say because I didn't have any language to describe it.
38:43Oh, I'm so glad they found each other.
38:45That would have been life changing for them to hear that someone else felt the same way.
38:48Being gay wasn't just taboo since the arrival of early settlers.
38:52It was illegal.
38:53The fear that there'd be a breakout of sodomy under the gum trees was something that kind
38:58of haunted early governors.
39:00Sodomy under the gum trees?
39:02That sounds hot.
39:04And the states slowly, one by one, fixed up their laws.
39:08But Tasmania was a holdout.
39:10They wouldn't in Tasmania.
39:11So at this point, did all the other states have it legal and Tasmania was a loss?
39:15Everywhere but Tasmania.
39:16Really?
39:17The whole of Australia.
39:18Section 122.
39:20Unnatural sexual intercourse.
39:23Maximum sentence, 21 years prison.
39:26See, that's just ridiculous.
39:2721 years in prison?
39:30A criminal is like a murderer, a thief.
39:32This is two consenting males.
39:35Most gay men who had been arrested and convicted left Tasmania.
39:40And some still took their own lives.
39:42Oh, that's awful.
39:43That's so sad.
39:44Yeah, it is sad.
39:45You could go and have a heterosexual orgy with 15 people in a house.
39:50But two guys who love each other cannot have sex.
39:53Where's the orgy at 15 people in a house?
39:56That's not the takeaway here, Judd.
39:58A bunch of us got together and decided that we couldn't live with these restrictive
40:03and oppressive laws they had to change.
40:05Let's go, fellas.
40:06So what did they do about it?
40:07They started a petition to get the laws changed.
40:09I'll find it.
40:10Big fat yes.
40:11But the Attorney General, Ron Cornish, was having none of it.
40:14Ah, look at this old...
40:15If there's a law against sodomy, then people will think, oh, well, maybe we shouldn't
40:20be doing that.
40:21Oh, shut up, Ron Cornish.
40:22Move on, mate.
40:23Upper house members were calling for the reintroduction of the death penalty.
40:27Death penalty.
40:27My God, that's disgusting.
40:29It blows my mind that we are watching coloured TV and this was a debate we were having.
40:33To make a stand, Rodney and Nick turned themselves in to the police.
40:36I break the law I had recently and will continue to.
40:39So, if they want to convict me, that's okay.
40:42Here I am saying it.
40:43Go on.
40:43Prosecute me.
40:44He's like, I did it.
40:45Let's go.
40:46Good on them.
40:46Like, changemakers.
40:48Putting their life on the line, potentially facing prison to better their cause.
40:51But the police didn't press charges.
40:53What's the point of having these laws in Tasmania if the police refuse to enforce them?
40:58They should be immediately repealed.
41:00They chose not to prosecute him.
41:02And so he said, what's the point of the law then?
41:03It's archaic.
41:04It is nonsensical.
41:06Just remove it then.
41:07Take it to the High Court, baby.
41:08Take it to the High Court.
41:09The High Court was the answer.
41:10So we could just find out in Australian law whether we were criminals or not.
41:15I feel like the High Court's a bit like Mum and Dad.
41:17Parliament is the siblings who are fighting, fighting, fighting and the High Court's like, stop it.
41:21And Mum and Dad ruled in favour of Rodney and Nick.
41:24Victory!
41:25At that point, the Tasmanian Government realised the game was up.
41:29Oh, we're changing the law!
41:30Yes!
41:32The victory for Tasmania's gay community was sweetly savoured.
41:35The legislation to repeal the laws criminalising gay sex have now been scrapped.
41:40Mimosas, it's early.
41:41Without the High Court decision, the Tasmanian Government would not have decriminalised these laws.
41:47There is no doubt about that.
41:48Well, that's a massive win.
41:49Good on them for doing the work, like, to be a part of that.
41:53Yeah.
41:53Trailblazers.
41:54We mattered as people.
41:57Our national institutions were saying, mistreat these people and you're doing wrong.
42:04So there was a weight lifted off our collective shoulders, I think, as gay Australians.
42:09Oh, good on you, Rodney.
42:11Gay Australians just wanted to be counted as Australians.
42:13They can celebrate.
42:15Proud.
42:17That was really insightful.
42:18I didn't realise that Tasmania had gone through all that.
42:22The fight people had to do just to, like, earn the right to be with someone that they love.
42:27For sure.
42:39Yeah, you've got, like, foundation on.
42:41I don't have foundation on.
42:43It's bloody zinc cream, dude.
42:45I just got out of the surf.
42:46It's not foundation.
42:48It's zinc cream.
42:49How do I look?
42:51Red.
42:51Excellent.
42:53Back to normal.
42:57On Wednesday, SBS premiered a dark comedy set in the tech capital of America.
43:02Oh, we're in Silicon Valley.
43:04Palo Alto.
43:04And it's called...
43:07The Audacity.
43:09I love the word audacity.
43:11You got a lot of it.
43:12And the show stars...
43:13I fear humiliation.
43:15Oh, that guy.
43:16Well, that guy is a tech CEO and his data mining company was about to be acquired by a
43:21much larger company when...
43:23It's not happening.
43:24OK, so he's about to get bought out, but it just fell through.
43:26Oh, shit.
43:28Tech is a dog-eat-dog world.
43:30Well, luckily, he has his therapist, Joanne.
43:32Oh, I shouldn't have leaked the acquisition rumour.
43:35That's on me.
43:36He just admitted that he juiced the stocks before there was a takeover.
43:40The takeover is now not happening, so the stocks will plummet and he will be broke.
43:44But if he knows that his stocks are going to fall, if I was him, I would buy more stock,
43:50take 20 million or 30 million from the bank, invest.
43:53Then you sell and pull out.
43:55Dad, how come we still live in Western Sydney?
43:58God damn it!
43:59He's cooked.
44:00Yep.
44:00He is, and he's trying to figure out how to fix the situation.
44:04Hi, what lore's investment?
44:06Uh, sorry, but I can't, uh, talk.
44:08He's crossing that line.
44:09This is her personal time.
44:11We talked about this, Duncan.
44:12You can't just call me out of the blue.
44:14But I have a plan.
44:14Listen.
44:15Maybe the number one thing she should work on with him is boundaries.
44:18That's a good starting point.
44:19OK, if I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough.
44:21No ding, all dong.
44:22Duncan's a guy who's used to getting what he wants when he wants.
44:25Correct.
44:25Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price when you know the stock's gonna fall,
44:28isn't that fraud?
44:30Fraud?
44:30Why is he telling these therapists this anyway?
44:33That's, isn't that his wife?
44:35That's his therapist.
44:36Oh, is it?
44:36Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
44:38No, you just accused me of fraud.
44:39It's my son, and he is alone at the airport.
44:42I don't care if he's in a stranger's van licking lollipops.
44:45Oh, my God.
44:46You do not hang up on me now.
44:48Goodbye, Duncan.
44:48No goodbye.
44:49Nope.
44:50Nope.
44:50This guy's weirdly full on.
44:52And this guy's day is about to go from bad to worse with his wife.
44:56With regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did meet someone
45:03in Napa at the Muppers.
45:05So they've discussed an open marriage.
45:07God, he's got a lot going on with him.
45:08He's a Danish CFO.
45:11A Danish CFO.
45:13OK.
45:13Brush your teeth.
45:14OK.
45:15Your breath stinks.
45:15Yeah.
45:16So he didn't like that.
45:17Yeah, he didn't like it so much that he's called in an employee to try out some new experimental
45:22AI data mining software on the Danish CEO.
45:25Are we all following?
45:27She said something in Napa.
45:28She said a whole lot of stuff.
45:29I have no idea what she said.
45:30Are we going for a stalk or something?
45:32Yeah, pretty much.
45:33Hello.
45:34Hi.
45:36Say hi there.
45:37Hang on.
45:39Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests.
45:43They've just hacked into his entire life from three seconds of a phone call.
45:48Ah.
45:48How many privacy laws are they breaking right now?
45:51He got tons of luck to me when he was a kid.
45:53I need a deal.
45:54I don't think you need to have all this technology behind you.
45:58Give me ten minutes.
45:59Mm.
45:59So I can find anyone and anything.
46:02No one's safe.
46:02This is really scary technology.
46:05Correct.
46:05It is.
46:06And with this scary new technology, it's straight back to therapy.
46:10And as you know, I have trust issues.
46:13Duncan.
46:14He looks like he's in way happier mood.
46:17I think something's going down.
46:18On May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose veins removed.
46:24Oh, shit.
46:26I know.
46:26He's put her name into the engine.
46:29He's hacked into her life and now he knows everything about her.
46:32When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
46:37shares.
46:38Oh!
46:39Sounds like a conflict of interest.
46:41He went and told her, my company is in big trouble.
46:44While the price is high, she pulled her money out.
46:46You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
46:51It's you, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
46:56Oh, my God.
46:57So she's making money from all her clients.
47:00So she's just as corrupt as he is.
47:01Yep.
47:02What's the harm?
47:03Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
47:05So he's got no morals, but she also has no morals.
47:09Sit, please.
47:10He's gonna ask for a 50% discount off all his rates moving forward.
47:13Well, he's gonna ask for a little bit more than that.
47:15Because you're gonna dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
47:18Oh!
47:19So he's gonna blackmail her into getting what he wants.
47:22The audacity.
47:28That was one of those shows that gets really good right at the end.
47:31Yeah.
47:31That was full on, wasn't it?
47:32I love it.
47:33I will be watching more of that.
47:35The audacity to have such a complex and interesting plot.
47:39Oh, yeah.
47:39That was good.