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00:00in rhode island everyone knows everyone people here they don't look down on other states but
00:07they are weirded out that other states exist the ocean state it's teeny but to us it's the center
00:15of the universe welcome to rhode island where nobody tells anybody the truth then everybody
00:20just lies to each other's faces but talks behind their back welcome i love it here
00:27the smallest state with the biggest attitude what are you gonna do rhode island's small so we all know
00:33each other remember auntie sandra yes hi we know your aunt we know your uncle we know your third
00:40cousin everybody has like these deep roots i do love you guys it's a trauma bond
00:48in this group they call me the flip-flopper don't with me you're a troll welcome to rhode
00:53island bitch this is how we roll i love you did she just hug her
01:01liz is the dominant figurehead here at some point how do i not say you're delulu i'm scary
01:10this is so we're friends we're friends but not sister why do you see a similarity
01:17rosie's brave she's not afraid to call people out she's moving into an apartment and the old guy
01:22that she cheated on with the new guy he's paying for it but i'm the problem if i'm trying to
01:28find out
01:28if i need an fbi agent i'm calling joellen she knows everything every morning he goes to her house
01:35he's at the gym every morning does brian look like he goes to the gym
01:39ruler rejects confidence and beauty she's a boss everybody tells me that i run a tight ship
01:45i let you track but you know where i am every second
01:48kelsey's stunning she's beautiful she's smart she's one of my best friends
01:51baby bought me those flowers those go away a chanel back stays for life
01:56i don't refer to myself as a sugar baby my boyfriend is like actually attractive
02:01the money is just a plus ashley isn't from here so she's new to the group
02:06who's tired of yelling and fighting all the time
02:12don't just go in the office right now just relax
02:14i'm gonna cry she's gonna cry again she's gonna cry again
02:19this is not the kind of people that i'm usually around
02:21never have i ever had sex on a boat
02:24i think i had sex with my ex on a boat
02:26i mean i think we had sex on land
02:27it's rhode island when someone says something
02:31we all hear it this petty slut has been trying everything
02:37to put stuff out there as though my husband's involved and or stone but and
02:41that's not the case
02:42but he is ma but he is
02:46she married her sister's boyfriend
02:48she has two boyfriends right
02:50suck your dick is not a career bitch
02:52knock it the
02:53you may not know rhode island but here
02:57secrets don't stay buried for very long
03:00her husband's a foot doctor but i think he's doing more than rubbing foot
03:04you want some cheese
03:18i would love a glass of wine i'm a little stressed
03:20you want red wine right here we go
03:23anything any color because when my family when they come over i just needs that edge off
03:26you know what i mean
03:29deck the halls
03:31why are you saying deck the halls
03:32because it's christmas that's the last time i set the table
03:36that's actually the truth
03:38don't make me die
03:39selena is my mini me
03:43she likes everything that i like
03:45at a store she'll be like mom this is cute
03:47and i'll be like it is cute
03:48good job high five
03:51okay i'll do it
03:53and she loves britney spears
03:55i love britney spears
03:56what is that
03:57this is a cheese
03:58so i need a knife
03:59where are the crackers
04:00i got them in there relax
04:02you're in the restaurant business i thought you would be better help today
04:06billy owns like a bunch of restaurants in rhode island and my favorite is pizza mama
04:10i want to talk to you about like a new picture
04:13you made me do this like girly pizzeria so
04:20oh good so how far away are you
04:22i don't even know
04:24i have a big italian family i have six aunts
04:27and we all live in rhode island
04:31alicia wants to move back to cranston someday really bad
04:35because she misses being with family
04:37it's just so far
04:39you're going to pack a lunch just to go there
04:41i would have been to your house nikki
04:43four times already in the back
04:45oh yeah
04:47when i was eight months pregnant
04:49billy moved us all the way in providence
04:51that was terrible
04:53we're finally here
04:54yay
04:55now we have to carry all the food in
04:57uh
04:58hello baby
04:59hi how are you
05:00hi auntie you look beautiful
05:02hi
05:02you look gorgeous
05:04you look gorgeous
05:05oh my god you look gorgeous
05:06manja manja manja
05:08my grandfather he opened up superior bakery
05:11and a few other pizza restaurants
05:12and he was like well known all over rhode island
05:16billy i love this house don't get me wrong
05:18but i say we can build a beautiful one in cranston
05:22billy what a wedding you could have out here
05:24talk to your niece
05:27alicia why don't we have a wedding here
05:30not here no no i wouldn't do that here
05:32i want you get married
05:35oh please come on just do it
05:37i think next year
05:38listen
05:38i'm aging
05:41me and billy got engaged when i was about seven months pregnant
05:46nine years ago
05:47billy i want you to get your swagger back
05:50and just beg her against the wall do something oh my god can we eat
05:56i'm starving
06:02alicia have you seen liz yeah oh my god i love liz she has a very big fear of frogs
06:08liz i've known liz since i was born they used to call her cc yeah i remember her being like
06:16beautiful she was older than me but sometimes liz makes me nervous she's definitely a queen queen elizabeth
06:23she lives in like the most gorgeous castle
06:26i saw her cc uh...
06:45look on just a beautiful day oh god you look at all of this look at how blessed we are
06:53everyone always says i'm blonde and i bite people's heads off where you going is it too
06:59hot for your little feetsies and i get this a lot lately i can be scary let's go see dad
07:08jerry who stinks in here jerry and i met at a bar jerry mcgraw you want your morning drink
07:17yeah please jerry and i were married about six months and that was when you know the whole
07:23ancestry dna thing was blowing up i mean if you look at jerry and you look at me no one's
07:29ever
07:29going to say we're related but we are related somewhere down the line you want to be called
07:34dad i'll call you dad daddy when i met jerry he told me he had three girls and they were
07:45little
07:46i was not prepared to be a mom school uniforms hair baths lunches i go to drive away but like
07:56skyla's not in the car yet skyla's got one foot in the car
08:04jerry hey babe let's discuss the day shall we yeah gonna not do the bundle bag this year jerry and
08:12i own a cannabis dispensary we were one of the first on the east coast i like to believe that
08:21weed trailblaze it looks amazing pour it out some disclet for bait carts my husband's the king
08:29of cannabis so i think that by proxy that makes me the queen of weed where you going in east
08:37greenwich
08:38like blue or water street or one of those places i'm gonna take all right the dinghy be nice to
08:45meet
08:45kelsey while it's a nice day
08:53thank you simon you're welcome kelsey i know kelsey because i grew up with her boyfriend
08:59thank you kelsey and her boyfriend they have an age disparity
09:06but i don't think he's that old because he's actually my age
09:26really oh my armpits
09:31dolly hey slay look at that queen doc i already have swamp ass waiting for you nothing wrong with
09:38the little swamp ass here or there solly you made it in one piece and you're dry
09:44i'm gonna put this on my chair so my ass doesn't sweat liz what do you want gin um yeah
09:50gin was
09:51mother's milk to her i'm gonna have uh hendrix we're gonna have a spicy tuna and extra extra lemons please
10:01thank you
10:08i pick the seeds out oh that's right you have a crazy aversion to lemon seeds
10:15you should normally pick these lemon seeds
10:19no first staff at the house they do it's true
10:24fourth of july what are you thinking well he's not gonna be in town
10:29i'm used to it but when i have my free time and i'm solo
10:34to be honest i love it and look at you baby you got everything
10:41i live a life of luxury and i've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for
10:4610 years now living in a 16 000 square foot home
10:51the house literally has everything that i need four kitchens 79 tvs the closet best part
11:00basically in a different zip code just to get to the bedroom
11:05my boyfriend's family is probably one of the most prominent families in the state of rhode island
11:10and he has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work
11:17i first met him when i was 19 i saw him on a boat this guy is tall dark handsome
11:22he made out for two hours
11:25straight didn't even come up for air
11:28when we started dating 10 years ago he's the whole reason why i became this rhode island
11:34if i didn't have that extra push from him i would have never had the balls to do it
11:38he's a good person he's a good man and for a good five months of a year he's gone
11:43so like i'm in a literal empty house where it's just me
11:47sweetie
11:49sitting on the couch
11:51i'm bored in this house all by myself
11:53my relationship is very unorthodox you know this man dates multiple people
12:00and for the first half of the year my boyfriend is in miami
12:05and when he's in miami he's with somebody else
12:10all right have a good day i'll talk to you later
12:14but now i'm at that crossroads where i just hit 30 and i want more for myself
12:21i want to be in a committed relationship with one person
12:24but at his age in his life there's not one thing he's going to change
12:29he is who he is and either i accept it or i have to leave
12:34the good has always outweighed the bad
12:37i get that you don't want to be second fiddle
12:40i always thought when i first started dating him
12:43i'm in this man's life for however long this man wants me to be in his life for
12:48and i don't feel like necessarily i was ever in control of that
12:51but you were okay with that but now as you're growing into your skin
12:55and maturing
12:58oh i'm going
12:59no
13:01i mean i know
13:06i feel like i've for a long time
13:08like i don't know what the right thing to do is
13:10of course i love him
13:13and that's what sucks because i i do care so much about him
13:18i know it's scary coming from a point of having it all
13:22to a point of making it all on your own
13:25it's like stepping into the unknown is the hardest part for me
13:28because i've had the most amazing life
13:31i i don't know
13:36coming up next on the real housewives of rhode island
13:39rosie was questioning your relationship
13:42hello there
13:43i'm a cold bitch at the end of the day
13:46when it comes to my relationship
13:47i don't need to explain what i want to do with anybody
14:06it looks so pretty here i haven't been to this new sign
14:08hi welcome to matunic
14:10do you have a reservation today
14:11yes is it under you gary tiberi or joelan tiberi
14:14okay yep right this way
14:16thank you
14:17thank you so much
14:18enjoy
14:20oh this is gorgeous
14:21i know
14:21it looks really pretty
14:23this is the best seat in the house
14:25do you want to get a drink
14:26chance
14:27oh dear
14:28what kind of night is this going to be
14:29it's going to be a good night if we start off with a shot
14:32gary and i met in high school
14:33he was like that hot senior and i was like this little
14:37innocent freshman
14:38and i'd walk by his locker and be like
14:40hi
14:41and he finally said oh you're jen's little sister
14:44i never already know what i want
14:45my sister loves him
14:47but i was like i want to marry this man and i chased him and then finally i got him
14:53the sun will set it'll be beautiful like the wedding
14:56it's weird though looking back like just thinking about like some of the people i even had like a wedding
15:00party
15:01we've grown apart but
15:03i pretty much hang with all my guys still
15:07my mouth gets me in so much trouble with everybody
15:10i truly do not know why anyone tells me things
15:13when somebody says you know don't tell anyone of course i'm not gonna like i'm gonna just tell my best
15:17friend and like my other best friend and that's it
15:20i tell them not to tell anyone but if they do that's on them
15:25thank you for taking me here you know i love it
15:27absolutely it's our favorite
15:28thank you for loving me tolerating me
15:31i know it hasn't been easy with me
15:33i come across scary
15:34i know that i can be a bitch
15:36but i'm not actually a bitch
15:38it's been easy for me babe
15:39when people get to know me they're not as scared as scared
15:43hello how we doing
15:45hi how are you
15:46how are you
15:46do we want to start out with any appetizers at the moment
15:49the oysters are north stars and east beach blonds and then i'm a tuna store in front
15:52a dozen
15:53sounds great
15:54thank you
15:56can't wait to get these oysters
15:58everyone in the house is sick but i'm glad that we got out
16:00i think julie just looks like a 24 hour thing
16:03you think so
16:03yeah
16:04having three kids might as well be having 500 children
16:07oh dear
16:10i know
16:13if you put this on i will give you a cake pop please
16:18i'm that pta mom that buys cookies and then throws them in the tupperware to bring them to a bake
16:24sale
16:25it's been a tough year i think like having three kids going back to work it's overwhelming
16:31you know like your mom like this old school italian she didn't work
16:34i work in aesthetic sales so i work with a lot of plastic surgeons
16:38dermatologists med spas my counterpart will go in sell them a device such as a laser microneedling fat reduction body
16:46contouring
16:47i then go in and i teach them how to use it
16:49i swear to god because it's cold i feel nothing
16:52i like working i like making my own money and not having to rely on gary
16:56like what's this for it's probably for botox
17:00alrighty
17:01thank you thank you i'll do a dirty martini extra dirty with blue cheese olives sounds great
17:06should do them so you're trying to get me drunk
17:09okay mr tiberi
17:10trying
17:11let's don't work one of two ways for you just so you know that's either going to be really a
17:14fun night for us
17:15or it's going to be i'm going to go right to sleep
17:30what is all this powder oh wait the powder's coming out of the vacuum no wonder why
17:36i keep cleaning oh my god i can't
17:47oops
17:50it's my hair flip for me hello love shaq pfc at your finest i love your outfit
17:56these are mine
17:57we have the exact same ones
18:00i love that rosie is the tourist and she's very loyal she's a girl's girl you look like a super
18:06model people are going to be like asking for your autograph oh my god stop i've known rosie
18:10for two years now i think i'm bad at math the girl who used to do my botox was her
18:13best friend
18:14anyways she's fun we have fun together and we became really close over the past year and before
18:20that i knew of her because rosie was a newscast girl we have a crash in providence on 95 northbound
18:26it's right before third verse out of the shoulders block i recently found out that my stepdad had a
18:31crush on her i want to throw up my mouth i was a tv reporter and anchor on the number
18:37one station
18:37here in rhode island i don't think it's any shock to anyone that the only people watching the news the
18:41last 10 years were 50 plus if i don't go somewhere and somebody says my grandfather loves you
18:46then i've had a bad day oh my god this is really pretty down here by the way happy anniversary
18:51oh thank
18:52you it's actually this weekend oh my god me and rich have been married for one year rich is by
18:58far
18:58my best friend and he's my biggest supporter we're gonna be so tall with these on good rich has a
19:05million hobbies that make him money he like flips houses with his uncle he djs he sings you want to
19:10come here and send out your tune this is a song to listen to right here he became a frank
19:14sinatra singer
19:15good night ladies and gentlemen thank you so much not an impersonator he gets really upset when people
19:21say that this is a lymphatic don't fall in the woods and roll down in the water because i'm not
19:25saving
19:26you this isn't even that hard like i've had heels way harder than this this is actually like such a
19:31vibe
19:31it's actually really fun we both get the job
19:36i do have fun with rosie i cook like this i cook i clean this is my type of exercise
19:43it's good for
19:44your lymphatic system it's good for your feet to do this for some reason i don't know the girl who
19:49does my massages says that this was like the most cardio i've done in a while me too and i
19:54almost died
19:55i was trying to do james fonda
20:00talk to me about this picnic so yeah it's a work event for my tv show
20:04i have a lifestyle show that airs on saturdays and sundays i just do segments with local
20:08businesses i literally had to fast all day just to be hungry for this shoot you serious yeah because
20:14i took those up like two days ago tomorrow i'm hosting a picnic it's actually a collab i'm doing
20:20with a picnic company that does like posh picnics and so we're setting up an entire picnic so we might
20:25as well shoot the segment and then have some of my friends come by and we can actually enjoy it
20:29honestly the only thing i'm worried about joellen's gonna be there do you think she'll be nice
20:37yeah i don't know how to like put her in the her place a lot tomorrow you might have to
20:43i met joellen through alicia she grew up with joellen they're in a click liz and kelsey are in
20:50the click as well and i want to be friends with everyone here's the thing like if you're going
20:54to be in this friend group like you have to be friends with joellen but she also does have like
20:59a reputation that precedes her and i told her to her face i was like you're actually really nice and
21:04you're not being mean i think joellen likes to throw shade sometimes i think that she's so insecure
21:08about being like this villain in her mind and in her life she should stop being that she like is
21:12constantly trying to put the like the darkness on everybody else so no one's paying attention to like her
21:17the reason i'm extra nervous with joellen is because recently it was a very casual day at
21:21her house she invited everybody over we were all wearing sweatpants and she said some nasty things
21:28about me when she didn't think i could hear her but i clock everything we've all heard the rumors
21:32like it's crazy what people say i didn't know she was a swinger i just i just heard the rumor
21:38about
21:39it i didn't think i heard a rumor too bad i want to know i still want to know call
21:42me nosy fine
21:42effort i am nosy i've known joellen forever since she was in middle school and i've known her family
21:48i was best friends with jen the joellen's sister and i did communion with gary i think we even made
21:53our confirmation together too so gary and i are very close not as close as him and his sister-in
21:58-law
21:59what do you mean by that jen and gary might have had like a little thing in high school
22:07look at that pigeon thing what is that little bird i know but what is it long stemmed bird it's
22:14so
22:14hot i should know this an ostrich no that's wrong that bird is beautiful a long neck like a swan
22:23an anorexic swan a swan that's like a really ugly flamingo we're a really ugly flamingo i can't
22:30i love birds coming up next on the real housewives of around you said i was evil and that even
22:39children went with me i don't think i said that to your face but i do feel that way what
23:07she's gonna love the disco balls i know
23:14do you need help with anything no i'm good actually yeah we should take this okay wait you guys this
23:19looks so good growing up i wanted to be ryan seacrest i was lining up my little teddy bears
23:25and pretending to interview the teddy bears that's what i wanted to do when i was little whoa can you
23:31take this down for me when i'm done with it uh i have an event that i have to go
23:35to so yeah but i
23:36only need it to get changed okay me and rich met when i was an intern for the morning show
23:43that he was
23:44the on-air producer for all right you want me to check see if kevin's ready i mean yeah okay
23:49and now
23:49you're my intern now we are rolling okay hey guys welcome back to road trip in i'm your host
23:57rosie woods today we are at the beach right here in east greenwich and we are having a posh picnic
24:01okay
24:01okay so first to start with your title chief salami officer of charcuterie creations so i brought a
24:10charcuterie board for you girls to enjoy some artisanal sandwiches and a fruit platter hi
24:17hi beautiful and yellow say hello thank you being very a ray of sunshine i'm at the picnic because
24:24alicia wanted me to come however i'm not a fan of rosie is she filming road trippin
24:34welcome to road trip in i'm your host rosie all right that's enough i just want you to know um
24:39there's 215 views damn it i gave her a view that was great that's all we need this is beautiful
24:47oh
24:48my god i'm gonna die over here is the charcuterie and then over here your gift bags i like love
24:54that
24:54hi hi how are you everybody's outfits are so cute thanks for coming oh my god hi hey ashley nice
25:04to
25:04meet you i love your dress thank you hi nice to see you ashley so cute with the little bucket
25:10oh yeah
25:11oh my god is that dunkin donuts oh my goodness if there's one thing that'll warm up a rhode island
25:19crowd it is duncan ashley's my really good friend we originally bonded over the fact that like we
25:26both love boy bands we both love the disney channel all the little dumb things that teenage
25:30girls really care about this is like the best gift i've ever gotten other than the fact that she
25:34was on the bachelor and is super famous we're basically the same person married to jared haven
25:40rhode island native very proud i met him on bachelor in paradise when i saw him for the first time
25:47i was like hit by this love at first sight thing and then it turned out to be true now
25:53that we've
25:54been married for six years we're in the real life part of the fairy tale where the real life stuff
25:59is
25:59happening you got to go potty don't you you have to go poopy are you sure people will tell us
26:05all the
26:06time oh my god your love is so inspiring i'm like oh thank you but also know that like we're
26:10also
26:11sitting next to each other on the couch at night going like this okay so ashley tell me about you
26:16i'm from virginia okay yeah so i met my husband on the bachelor where did you get married down
26:21uh we got married at k chapel in newport okay and we had our reception at rosecliffe i will say
26:27that
26:27rhode island is different yeah because it's so close to it if they didn't see you in kindergarten
26:33problem i've never been to a state where people are so proud to be from it i haven't in the
26:42four years
26:42that we've been here really like made my own group right i think it's just a hard place to
26:48infiltrate because it's like if you're not from rhode island like suspect what did you guys do
26:55yesterday kelsey came by yesterday we're in a good time how is kelsey you know she's going through a
27:01lot i feel like i've relied on him for so much like i wouldn't have to worry about how much
27:07things cost
27:07i was 20 years old now i'm 31 that's 11 years of sugar you know she's just kind of like
27:13in between
27:13like what she wants to do for the future it's like a personal change yeah i think she's you know
27:19she doesn't know you know i don't know
27:24she's 31 and she wants to make it she doesn't know you know i don't know she's a doll though
27:31oh my god let's play that game never have you ever yeah i usually end up with all five fingers
27:36up
27:37okay never have i ever done any butt stuff wait so you put it down if you've done it if
27:42you've done it
27:42obviously i like it with guys that have like skinny wieners if someone ever touched my butt i would
27:48actually get a gut and kill them never have i ever had a threesome okay no you've never had like
27:55any
27:55threesome-ness okay here's a good one never have i ever had a polygamist wait what does that mean again
28:02like if you have like a boyfriend here and then you have a boyfriend somewhere else do you imagine
28:06i thought kelsey was that you thought kelsey was what isn't she have like her boyfriend has a
28:13girlfriend here and a girlfriend in florida no i don't know you should ask her yeah i would love
28:18to i'm very confused but there's so many rumors about it but i like don't know anything about it
28:22i mean there's a lot of rumors about everybody this is what bothers me about rosie she's constantly
28:27talking whether it be me or kelsey or any other friend i would actually pick up the phone and call
28:32her and be like so before i embarrass you in front of people you want to like and take ownership
28:35with this and she's like well this person said this and yes i did say that but only because
28:41it's always an excuse i just want to know like who do you want to spend christmas with
28:45and christmas with another and i totally get that because you get double presents
28:51what do you mean double presents like on christmas do you have to buy for both i thought her boyfriend
28:56had another girlfriend what are you saying she's another boyfriend if you have a question ask her
29:02that's all i'm gonna say they're all rumors that's why i'm asking of course you constantly talk and
29:07i don't love it like i'm a very nosy person nosy rosy i have questions i have follow-up questions
29:12what do you expect from me because i used to be a reporter it's actually hilarious that you would
29:16say that because i heard you talking about me that's not true at all and i still invited you to
29:21my picnic here today to be nice to you i mean it's okay we went to your house you talked
29:26about
29:26me to kelsey and then you were surprised that i sat there quiet i heard you talking about the wine
29:31that
29:31i brought i mean your wine was very very cheap you said i was evil and that even children wouldn't
29:37like
29:37me okay what i don't think i said that to your face but i do feel that way if you
29:43don't want me
29:44talking about what you've done to me then stop doing up to me and that'll be the solution and you
29:50have to pay a thousand dollars for your gift bag if you don't want me talking about what you've
30:09done to me then stop doing up tonight and you don't have to come to my picnic oh rosie shut
30:14the up like are you out of your mind joellen likes to throw jobs when she can she has a
30:23side
30:23to her where she switches up real quick if she knows something that she could say means she's
30:28going to say it and that's the beauty of joellen i literally invited you here like an olive branch
30:33and you're just being like yourself i don't know what victim card you're trying to play you're the one
30:37that's mean to me listen rosie listen i'm not trying to make you cry let's start over okay yeah
30:53start from here i love you everybody who i did no no i just want to move on
31:01let's just pretend nothing happened and just start crash everyone put their hands in i really
31:07believe in that rosie put your hands on top go ahead i'm trying to start over with you all right
31:15i'm trying to want you guys i wanted to invite all of you guys i'm having a fourth of july
31:19party
31:19rosie included i want to invite all of you guys to it it's gonna be fun i haven't been to
31:24a fourth
31:24july party like ever so it's very exciting i'm excited for it i'm excited for it i want rosie i'm
31:29here
31:29because i want to just get past the bull i am hopeful that we can just move forward and go
31:37to the
31:37fourth of july party and have a good time but i am nervous i'm going to try to come up
31:41with a really
31:42cute gift so i have to figure that out i say that we cheers to a new start and thanks
31:49for um i think i
31:51had a great time with you except for the fighting ashley guys there's nothing left in here cheers
32:01can we play benopoli one day
32:18oops
32:24i am so freaking excited to get my car back you don't like the truck no parking that thing
32:30is significantly different than my car it's just bigger she's got a big ass on she has a huge ass
32:36i have not had coffee yet today what do you want we can make it a turtle it's been almost
32:41four years
32:42since we opened up audrey's coffee house and lounge it is the second rated celebrity owned restaurant
32:49in the united states bon jovi being number one the ice machine's not working again me
32:56it's always something i'll swear now is it a huge money maker no i thought i would make more money
33:02than
33:02it is thank you so i met joellen who's hold on a second ava i'm sorry what were you saying
33:11anyway
33:12or at the picnic you can just come right around man sorry just right in that corner is perfect i'm
33:16sorry thank you bro i haven't really filled you in on that but i should because tomorrow you were
33:22invited to the fourth july party yeah
33:28Carter
33:29Alyssa said that she could take care of the kids
33:32So tomorrow you will have rich that you know you'll know rich
33:36Thank you as well
33:37lovely
33:38thank you as well
33:39was rosie was mentioning us carpooling just because she's like a little nervous
33:43why is she nervous
33:44Because she has to see joellen again
33:46What happened between rosie and joellen
33:47From what i heard from rosie beforehand
33:51is that Joellen had a whole bunch of ladies over her house
33:55and Rosie brought over a $6 bottle of wine
33:59to which I would totally do the same.
34:02I would have maybe spent a little bit more
34:05than $6 on a bottle of wine, cheapish.
34:08Katie?
34:11Well, what time are you coming home?
34:14I don't know.
34:15I've been trying to reduce my hours here.
34:16I think I've been doing a good job.
34:17You've been doing a really good job.
34:19It's hard.
34:20When Jared first opened Audrey's,
34:23he was working 100 hours a week.
34:27While he's adjusted his hours to be home much more,
34:30he still focuses all of his time and energy at Audrey's.
34:34And then there's two kids at home that I have to go be with.
34:37So Audrey's is our third child.
34:39Here's my thing about this place.
34:42I know that you love it, but you don't light up about it.
34:46And you could be living a more enjoyable life by doing something.
34:51I don't know what it is yet, whether it's you doing, but like,
34:54I can go weeks without seeing you smile.
34:58I know.
34:59Jared and I are influencers.
35:01I have a bigger following than him, but he could still live a very wonderful life off the following that
35:08he has and like the opportunities that come to him.
35:10But he wanted something outside of social media.
35:13And man, oh man, did he get it.
35:16You know how you're constantly thinking about Audrey's?
35:18I'm constantly thinking, how am I going to make Jared happy?
35:22How can I make Jared happy?
35:22Well, I don't want you to do that.
35:25Of course I don't want that.
35:26It's the last thing I want.
35:28It's just like, can we just have fun?
35:30Like, I just want to like not have you thinking about Audrey's.
35:32I know.
35:33I need to be better at it.
35:35I couldn't agree more.
35:36Okay.
35:37Poor Jason's waiting for his drink.
35:39Jason!
35:41Coming up next on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, truthfully, was it brought up by you about the way
35:47my relationship is?
35:48I mean, Joellen brought it up.
35:49Joellen brought it up?
35:51Yeah.
35:57I'm going to pick out her 4th of July outfit, okay?
36:04So this is what mom's going to wear.
36:06You don't like it?
36:07No.
36:12So bend your knees a little more?
36:13Good.
36:14Good.
36:15Squeeze.
36:16We think Lululemon comes up with camel toe free leggings.
36:23What's today?
36:26It is the 4th of July.
36:28Hi, babe.
36:29Why aren't you dressed?
36:30I am dressed.
36:31I'm a little...
36:32For what?
36:33Mama, I want to be right back.
36:35All right.
36:35You'll be right back, Angel.
36:36For the party, I rented a house in Portsmouth on the water.
36:41You want me to wear the blue linen?
36:42Yeah, I think you'll look very handsome in that.
36:444th of July is huge in Rhode Island, but I have no idea what the 4th of July is about.
36:50Plymouth Rock, Columbus.
36:54Plymouth Rock is in Massachusetts, which is our neighbor.
36:56It has something to do with the Nina Pinta in Santa Maria.
37:014th of July is big in Rhode Island.
37:03I don't know why.
37:04She's got a little bit of a hairy face.
37:06Gary!
37:07What an asshole!
37:09I'm just playing.
37:10I'm going to go do the pool.
37:12We're hosting a party.
37:13You're not skimming the pool.
37:14Please.
37:15I need you to get ready.
37:16I'm going to go skim the pool.
37:17No, no.
37:18Don't skim the pool.
37:20My mom's coming.
37:21Oh, God.
37:25Hi, Danoli.
37:27Hi.
37:28Hi.
37:28Where's my babies?
37:30I think they're in the playroom over there.
37:31Thank you for watching them.
37:32I decided to fulfill my commitment.
37:34Fulfill your commitment as a grandmother.
37:37Let me know how much I owe you for tonight.
37:39Is it holiday double time?
37:40How dare you say I charge you?
37:41Then why did I send you money?
37:43I think that the maternal gene, it skipped my mother and grandmother.
37:49You're the best.
37:50I was doing regular teenage things, but my mom mistook that for just very bad behavior.
37:56My mother was really hard on me.
37:59I need to get dressed.
38:00Do you need any help with that?
38:01No, I don't need any help with that.
38:03I had no guide to how to be a good mother.
38:06Jolie, we're going to have fun.
38:08Look, Nanny's here.
38:09Do you want to have fun with her?
38:10So I'm doing the best that I can, and I just pray that my kids turn out amazing.
38:16Hi, how are you?
38:17Appreciate it.
38:18Thank you so much.
38:19I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
38:20We have three kids.
38:22I'm so stressed out from that.
38:24My mom?
38:24I'm just nervous about three kids and her.
38:28I'm going to have to call and check in.
38:29I have Rosie coming to the party.
38:31I'm proud of you for that.
38:32Rosie made the comment about Kelsey having two boyfriends.
38:35It's kind of like, mind your own business.
38:37I can't imagine she acts up.
38:39I don't think she wants that smoke with you.
38:41She shouldn't if she knows what's good for her.
38:46I do wish that this was a kids' welcome party.
38:50Joellen has kids, right?
38:51She has three?
38:52Yeah.
38:52She does.
38:52And I brought her these amazing fireworks.
38:54I'm sure she'll complain about them.
38:55I made this entire bouquet.
38:57And then I also got a bottle of champagne.
38:58Rich, did you bring that?
38:59I have the champagne.
39:00Rich has got the champagne.
39:01How much was the champagne?
39:03I don't know, like 60 bucks or something.
39:05That's great.
39:05That's great.
39:06I am showing up tonight with a gift for Joellen, even though she made me cry.
39:09It's because my goal in life is just for everyone to like me.
39:12And I know deep down that that is the most unrealistic thing you could ever want.
39:16But it's all I want.
39:18So I'm just going to keep trying.
39:20No, I'm scared.
39:35Wow.
39:36Imagine if I tumbled down the stairs.
39:38Hi.
39:40For the party, we are going to have a raw bar.
39:43We're going to have caricatures.
39:44I have this plan to do caviar wieners.
39:48Somebody's going to be falling off.
39:49Somebody's definitely falling off.
39:50I may not cook.
39:51I may not clean.
39:52I may not have sex all the time.
39:53But I know how to throw a good party.
39:55Yeah, we got to get the hot dog set up.
39:57Yeah, I got to get these in the freezer.
39:58And you got to get that into the kitchen.
39:59My effing here is my face.
40:02Where is everyone?
40:04I don't even have it.
40:05Is there anyone here?
40:06Yeah.
40:08Joellen.
40:08Hi.
40:09This is absolutely gorgeous.
40:11How are you?
40:12Thank you for inviting us.
40:14By the way.
40:14Caricatures, my love.
40:16It's so good to see you, honey.
40:18It's so good to see you.
40:18It's a great location.
40:20It's a great location.
40:21Down there.
40:21Caricatures over there.
40:23They do characters?
40:25Caricature.
40:26I feel like they have characters.
40:29Caric...
40:29Caricatures.
40:32Caricatures.
40:34I don't know.
40:47Caricatures.
40:47Caricatures.
40:48I'm sure we're here.
40:48We met at a cannabis convention, back when Frank was just getting into the industry.
40:54Hi, everybody.
40:55Hello.
40:55This is Dolores.
40:57And I said, just come, visit, see what it's like for a summer.
41:01Okay, well I'm going to start with this.
41:03We're crabbing.
41:04We're crabbing.
41:05I make a good crab sauce.
41:06The last time I made crab sauce that I caught myself, I was pregnant for Gabby.
41:11I trust Dolores. She knows where the berries, the bodies are buried. She knows where the berries are bodied.
41:22Dolores. Dolores. What a treat, doll. You're a dream.
41:27Hi, gorgeous.
41:28You can see, oh my God, my earrings just got cold.
41:30And my heels keep getting started. Oh, mine did too. Mine did too.
41:33I've known Joellen since I was in high school. She used to work at a tanning salon that my friend
41:37used to work at.
41:38Joellen was hooking up with the owner of the tanning salon, and then the owner and his wife.
41:44You look beautiful. How gorgeous you look.
41:47She's ballsy.
41:48Do you guys want to sit down there?
41:50Yeah, yeah, let's go.
41:50Honey, can you get us all drinks?
41:52Sure.
41:52Come show me the rest.
41:54Let's go.
41:54Let's go.
41:56Oh, you son of a bitch.
41:58You're a liability, Alicia.
41:59I am a liability.
41:59Oh, no, this is steep now. Wait.
42:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait for me.
42:04Give me your hand.
42:06I got it.
42:07We did it.
42:08We're not getting back up, just so you know.
42:10Oh, look at this guy. He's a good one.
42:13What is this?
42:13Oh, Vouv.
42:14Thank you, babe. You're a great husband. Love you.
42:18Cheers, everybody.
42:19Cheers, ladies.
42:20Welcome, Dolores.
42:22Welcome to Rhode Island.
42:23Welcome to Rhode Island.
42:23Happy to meet you.
42:24Thank you for having me.
42:26Tell me what you love about Rhode Island the most.
42:28Have you been?
42:29My first time out of Jersey, I was 18, and I came here.
42:32Is there a beach in New Jersey?
42:33Yeah, the Jersey Shore.
42:35Oh, Jersey Shore.
42:35Girl, be quiet. That's not that I would ask.
42:37Now, stop it.
42:38I'm kidding.
42:45Hello there.
42:46I think Rosie's here.
42:49Is she going to be annoyed at you because you're wearing all red?
42:51There's like, she's wearing all red?
42:52I don't know.
42:53The devil in red.
42:55I'll be back.
42:56You said it, not us.
42:57Just said that just to be funny.
43:00She's at the devil.
43:01Drunken words or sober thoughts.
43:04I want to tell you what happened at the picnic.
43:06I need you to know I stuck up for you.
43:08That always sounds good.
43:09I know.
43:10That's always a really good story.
43:11So, Rosie was questioning your relationship and polygamy.
43:16And Alicia was like, does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
43:20Where does she go for Christmas?
43:21Like, what's happened?
43:22I'm like, why don't you ask her that?
43:24Have you been here a long time?
43:34Is there a reason she's asking you about your relationship?
43:40Like, are you going through something or?
43:43Um, my relationship is the only thing that makes me upset.
43:50Don't even sweat that.
43:51Rumors are rumors.
43:53We all know that.
43:54They're not all factual.
43:56I'm a cold bitch at the end of the day.
43:59But when it comes to my relationship, that's like sacred.
44:03It's my choice.
44:03I don't need to explain what I want to do with anybody.
44:15Like, I don't understand what she wants to know.
44:18She's just got to be.
44:19Who cares?
44:19Who the I want to date?
44:20They're talking about something.
44:22I'm worried about it.
44:26The thing is, is you have two choices.
44:28Don't be upset, though.
44:29You can either let it, wipe it off and walk right by.
44:32Or you can go and say, what the f***, you guys?
44:35Why are you talking about me when I'm not in a room?
44:37I say something when I'm ready.
44:41You're the hostess.
44:42She's here and you need to go say hello to her and we should all go.
44:45And you're going to have to greet.
44:46Yeah, you're right.
44:47I invited her to my party and I'm here to be kind to everyone.
44:51All right, let's do this.
44:51I'm going to take your arm, though.
44:57Hi, guys.
44:58Hi.
44:59Hi.
44:59How are you?
45:00Good.
45:00Oh, you're beautiful.
45:01Thank you for inviting us.
45:03Dolores, this is Ashley.
45:05Oh, hi.
45:06Nice to meet you.
45:07Ashley.
45:08Hi, Rosie.
45:09Nice to meet you.
45:09Thanks for inviting me.
45:10Of course, of course.
45:11I've got you this.
45:13Oh, my God.
45:14This is a fireworks bouquet.
45:18Um, that was thoughtful and creative.
45:21And then this is, like, your real gift?
45:23We need to do that.
45:24Once again, a gift that I wouldn't give somebody.
45:31I'm making hot dogs with caviar right now.
45:33Oh, my God.
45:39Do you like a caviar wiener, you guys?
45:41Caviar wiener.
45:42There's no way I'm not a caviar wiener.
45:44No, no, no.
45:45You've got to try it.
45:45I'm not doing it.
45:46It's delicious.
45:48Hi, guys.
45:50Hi, Kelsey.
45:51How are you doing?
45:52How are you?
45:53How are you?
45:53How are you doing?
45:54I'm good.
45:55I noticed that you came solo.
45:56I think we're not.
45:57Yeah.
45:58Okay.
45:59Yeah.
45:59You're okay?
46:00I mean, yeah.
46:00I hope everything's okay.
46:02No, listen.
46:02I like doing on my own.
46:04I'm used to it.
46:05But I know, like, the picnic, there was, like, questions of, like, the kind of relationship
46:11that I was in.
46:11If Rosie or anyone else has, like, a question on polygamy...
46:15Every man does that all the time.
46:17Listen, my relationship from day one, there were rules.
46:20I accepted a lot of things.
46:21Yeah.
46:21And that's it.
46:22Oh.
46:23I don't get it.
46:25I'm very confused by her.
46:28Hi.
46:29So we were talking about, you know how, like, everyone's always asking about, like, her
46:34situation.
46:34Like...
46:35Who's always asking?
46:37Like, anyone.
46:38You know when you go through something in life and it's sensitive, you don't want people
46:43sitting at other tables discussing it.
46:46I relate the most to Kelsey.
46:49It's funny because in this group of girls, she's the youngest.
46:53As we know, I'm the oldest.
46:55But we're very close.
46:57We protect each other.
46:58And I am eternally allergic to bullsh**.
47:03What else have you said at that picnic?
47:05Nothing else.
47:06I didn't say one bad thing about you.
47:14Hey, Mom.
47:16Hi.
47:16How you doing?
47:17How's she doing?
47:19Julie to go to bed.
47:20Hi, beautiful.
47:21Gia's up too?
47:22Mom, her bedtime was seven, I told you.
47:24I think Gia's definitely ready to go down.
47:26Yeah.
47:28Bye, Angel Lovin'.
47:30Stick with me.
47:31All right.
47:31The kids are alive.
47:32All right.
47:33It made me look at nervous.
47:34With my mom, even though I know she's a great grandmother.
47:37I don't know how to get past the things she's done to me as a child.
47:40I just don't want my kids to feel anything that I felt with her.
47:45Kids are alive.
47:52That's so good.
47:53That's so good.
47:54You know what I'm going to do?
47:55Wait, who's the one with the red cheeks?
47:56Me, of course.
47:57What the f**k?
48:00What's that?
48:01Boom, boom juice.
48:02I don't want anything spicy.
48:04You know what I've been doing?
48:04I've been doing Dirty Charlotte's.
48:06What's that?
48:07What?
48:07Dirty Shirley's like a Shirley Temple, but they put vodka in it.
48:10I like that.
48:10Isn't that fun?
48:11What do you want to try?
48:12I don't want a dirty whore.
48:13What?
48:16You two are going together?
48:18Yes.
48:18You know each other?
48:19Yes.
48:20We've known each other for like 20 years.
48:2220?
48:23Right?
48:23About?
48:24She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
48:27Yes.
48:28I'm waiting to see how big my teeth are on this.
48:30I'm known for my very big teeth.
48:34I still have yet to talk to Rosie.
48:36No.
48:36I talked to Alicia about it.
48:37What did she say?
48:38I know Alicia comes from like a place of like, she's not like ill.
48:43Right.
48:44Intended.
48:44Right.
48:45She's just not all there.
48:46Yeah, she's like, that's, yeah.
48:47Yeah, so I, I haven't talked to Rosie yet about it.
48:52I said hello, she brought me this really nice like bouquet.
48:54You know, I'm just kind of moving forward.
48:56It's 4th of July.
48:57I want to have a good time.
48:58Yeah.
48:58I want everyone to have fun.
48:59I feel like you are moving past it and I'm like moving to it.
49:03I feel like Rosie, she's asking certain questions because she has like something calculating in
49:07her brain and that's what I don't like.
49:11People seem to not be able to stop talking about my relationship, but like, Rosie, are
49:16you asking questions or are you already saying, no, I heard this and she is this and they are
49:24that because that's a bad path to go down and it's going to end up ugly for you.
49:51Ladies, are you ready for this?
49:52We're ready.
49:53Oh, the teeth are huge.
49:56Are you going to be here a lot this summer?
49:58Like, what's the plan?
49:58Yeah, we're going to be here for three months, four months.
50:00Oh my God.
50:01Yeah, yeah.
50:01Don't ask me where I'm living because it's somewhere over there.
50:04Jerry, where am I living?
50:06Jerry's like, where do I live?
50:07Wakefield.
50:08Wakefield.
50:09You're your neighbors.
50:10There you go.
50:11We're friends.
50:13No, everyone thinks that, though.
50:15Why?
50:16Do you think we look alike?
50:17I went to Dolores' surgeon.
50:20She actually referred me to him.
50:23And we also have the same dentist.
50:27Oh, so cute.
50:29That's adorable.
50:33You're welcome.
50:33And we are twins.
50:38Look at you.
50:38You told me I couldn't have a cookie having a fucking cupcake, you fucker.
50:42I'm getting, like, eaten alive.
50:44We're having the best time.
50:45I'm, like, standing by the cooking spot and having five cookies.
50:48Come on.
50:51I'm going to put my shoes on right here.
50:52I'll be right here if you guys need me.
50:53Rosie.
50:54I'm going to put my shoes on while you're over here.
50:56Oh.
50:57I just want to know what happened at the picnic.
51:01Was there anything that I should be, like, concerned about?
51:06I don't think so.
51:08Nothing about my relationship or anything.
51:11What do you mean?
51:12I just want to know, truthfully, like, was it brought up by you about the way my relationship
51:17is?
51:18Honestly, like, I was just questioning stuff.
51:21I mean, Joellen brought it up.
51:23Joellen brought it up?
51:24Yeah.
51:26It was just, she's talking about it, saying, you're going through such a hard time.
51:30We were like, oh, my God, what hard time is she going through?
51:32And then it turned into, you know what I mean?
51:34Like, I wasn't trying to come for you.
51:35Like, you know, Ashley's there.
51:37She has no idea what Fox is being talked about.
51:38You know what I mean?
51:38You guys, we're going to do sparklers.
51:39Oh, perfect.
51:40All right.
51:41Here, come with me.
51:41I have some more over here.
51:43Sounds good.
51:43All right.
51:45You really never know, like, who's telling you the truth, who's stabbing you in the back.
51:50To be honest, like, yeah, it is very hard to trust people around here.
51:54One, two, three.
51:57Happy birthday, July!
52:00Woo!
52:00Woo!
52:01Woo!
52:02Woo!
52:03Woo!
52:04Woo!
52:04Woo!
52:04Woo!
52:05Woo!
52:05Woo!
52:06Rumors in Rhode Island are very typical.
52:07It's just part of the culture of our state.
52:12I definitely know a lot about people.
52:15I just don't say it.
52:17This group, they got big things behind the scenes.
52:22Big secrets, big cheating scandals.
52:25I don't know.
52:26I don't like it.
52:28There's really no reason to.
52:29And the truth always comes out.
52:32I say it like it is.
52:33So if somebody says something to me that I've done, yeah.
52:36Any other questions?
52:36Did you want details?
52:38If you're going to say all the rumors about me, I'm going to say all the rumors about you.
52:42And I've held my tongue all summer long.
52:48This season in the Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
52:52Are you ready for this?
52:53Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier.
52:56Woo!
52:56Woo!
52:57Woo!
52:57Oh my God.
52:58Here's to effing Rhode Island.
53:01Woo!
53:01Cheers to not being sorry and moving on.
53:04Woo!
53:05Woo!
53:05I've been waiting for this all day because I'm about to climax.
53:08I need to know what happened.
53:09Woo!
53:10Woo!
53:12Woo!
53:13How much does it do?
53:13Not eat and drink.
53:15Holy .
53:16What happened?
53:17Rubbing alcohol.
53:19I like what they call stripper juice.
53:21Give me that and I'll be happy.
53:22I went to a psychic once and she said, you carry so many people's energies on you.
53:27Me too.
53:27And she's like, you need to go into an Epstein salt bath.
53:30Epstein.
53:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
53:33There's someone showing up.
53:34Turning this head for Rue La La.
53:36Is that a Rue La La?
53:38Rue is half Syrian.
53:40She's a bust.
53:41Drop the mic.
53:42Here I am.
53:43There were echoes of Rue La's husband having an affair.
53:48I want you to know that it's happening currently.
53:50It was told to me that you were perpetuating in for a round.
53:53When someone calls my wife's work, that's a huge problem for me.
53:57I just pray that you somehow hurt him.
54:02I'm 42.
54:03I haven't had any kids.
54:04I don't think it's something that we should rule out.
54:06This is like a deal breaker you should tell me now.
54:08I know that you're insecure about how Audrey's doesn't bring enough in.
54:13The two people in my life are the most wonderful people ever.
54:18Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
54:21What?
54:22Every girl waits for their big fairytale moment and sometimes I feel like I don't think I'll ever get one.
54:26Why didn't you ever like love me?
54:29If I didn't show it, it's because that's how I was raised.
54:32You're just f***ing up.
54:33They plus f***ing me?
54:35Alright, sorry.
54:36It's so exciting.
54:38You f***ing deserve it.
54:39With my husband and my kids and my job, I'm gonna ruin your f***ing life.
54:43She doesn't like spotlight on anybody else but her.
54:46A narcissist mother f***ing fight.
54:47You are a rotten human being.
54:49What have I done to you?
54:50You're literally f***ing no one!
54:52You're not welcome here.
54:54You're a f***ing bitch.
54:55Get the f*** out!
54:56My makeup looked really pretty today.
54:58When your makeup looks the best, that's usually when you cry the most.
55:02you don't.
55:06You don't.
55:07You are a rotten human being.
55:07Youă«ăȘlems the chariots.