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00:23There was a lot of pressure, you know, when the news got out about my injury, I mean,
00:27Canada was sad. Ben Johnson is torn his hamstring, injured at the worst possible time.
00:36If they can't run anyone, I don't even want to be prime minister. How will Canada ever recover
00:42from this tragedy? All of our hopes gone in a flash. Canada needs this. I need this.
00:50I know I haven't spoken to you since the murder, but have mercy. Fix Ben Johnson's hamstring.
00:57This is a dark, dark day in the dominion of Canada.
01:01What are you looking at here, Man's Bridge, huh? What Ben Johnson needs now are our prayers.
01:07Canada needs this. Fix Ben Johnson's leg. Canada needs this.
01:13Want a drink? Want a drink? You try this job! It's dangling!
01:25This is a heightened and theatrical take on Ben Johnson's story, his version of events sprinkled
01:30with some chaos and tamfoolery for entertainment purposes. Kiss the show's ass, haters!
01:35All right, now, Ben. Drink up this soup. It's going to fix up your leg. Good, good.
01:41Good. Mmm. Tastes good, Mommy.
01:44Of course it tastes good. I know me make it.
01:48Ben. Okay, so here's what we're going to do.
01:50Ben, I'm here. Oh, I'm sorry Charlie make you mush up your leg, so.
01:54Me?
01:55The man asked you for a break and you refused him. Now look at him.
01:59Oh, you don't push me. I push you.
02:02Charlie and Jamie already aided each other. So when I got injured, it just gave them something
02:06new to fight over. Oh, you're so strong. Are you taking steroids?
02:11Thank you, Mommy. Why was your doctor always in your place?
02:13You see, Jamie wasn't just my doctor. I mean, he was my friend. He was my steroidologist.
02:20Your what? Let me rewind about Jamie, okay? So,
02:23Jamie, he was a medical student with a dream. The perfect human body can only be achieved through
02:28chemical and genetic alteration. If we enhance the body to its peak physical form, it will be stronger
02:34and faster. It will be a body that will never get sick or weak. Matter of fact, if we look
02:39to the
02:40animal kingdom, there are many features that, when combined, create the perfect superhuman.
02:52Dear God!
02:56You are a monster! This thesis is malarkey! You are a state of the science community!
03:05No more science! No more science!
03:07You are expelled! Hang your head in shame!
03:14My body is in your head, my God!
03:18Maybe I jumped it! No, it's still there!
03:25I'll show them one day.
03:27Jamie, he never gave up on his dream to create a perfect human. I mean, he was so good at
03:32beating
03:33the system, and he actually joined some anti-drug associations just so he could learn the tricks
03:38from the inside.
03:40This formula is my best one yet. I used a mix of animal steroids to avoid the drugs on the
03:45list.
03:45Is that safe?
03:46Yeah, man, we're fine.
03:48For Ben!
03:49Oh, probably.
03:52What? Jamie, we can't be given Ben animals.
03:56Shh! Trust me. Ben, that's a spectacular bottom.
04:03Boy.
04:10Charlie!
04:12What do you like?
04:15Superman!
04:17Is that normal?
04:19No!
04:22Be right back!
04:26Jamie, I'm not comfortable with this animal steroids you ever see a cut loser ace you want to win or
04:34not?
04:36Just make sure that we never ever ever
04:40Get caught
04:44Foreshadowing uh-huh problems that came later
04:47But in the beginning these results were real, you know, and I just kept beating caught
04:53Every time we raced
04:57Silver look good, Tonya
04:59Matches your hairline
05:04Mark my words, Benjamin Sinclair Johnson
05:07You will rule the day you cross me and my country
05:10We will pick you apart, break
05:13Ben
05:16Juice for sale
05:18Juice for sale
05:19Try now
05:20What the hell are you doing?
05:22Are you trying to get us all caught?
05:24I'm tired of playing the background like a second-rate pan man
05:26Ben's success is because of my genius the world deserve to know
05:30Will you hack it up?
05:32Right now, I won't tell you again
05:37Easy now
05:40Look careful how you talk to me white boy, you may be on top for now, but seasons change
05:53You're actually lucky at my back, but he just wanted to run things, that's it
05:57I mean he messed up and at same meet in Zurich
06:00We hit a speed bump
06:01Boss
06:03Boss
06:03Ben Johnson
06:06Ben Johnson just tested positive for steroids
06:08Really?
06:09Wow
06:10In 1986?
06:13Yes
06:14That is the current year
06:18Lunch?
06:20Grab pizza
06:21All right
06:23And two full years before Seoul, you tested positive
06:26I mean, most people don't know that, but yes
06:28I tested positive in Zurich
06:31But I was at fodder, so they took care of it
06:33Oh, Ben
06:34Why?
06:36Zoom
06:38Maaaaaaah
06:40How long have you been down there?
06:43Fodder athletes never test positive
06:51Oh, yes
06:53What the?
06:57There's no way to corroborate this
06:59Oh yeah, this happened
07:00Fodder athletes never test positive
07:03That's so dope
07:04Fodder made your test disappear
07:06You said it, not me
07:07To reiterate, Fodder is a completely fictionalized company
07:11With no real relation to any actual sports apparel company
07:16And I'm especially not talking about any of the big dogs
07:20Not Nike or Adidas or Reebok or Puma or who else, Fila
07:26Not them, uh, British Knights, uh, what's the name of the, uh, the shoe
07:31With the kangaroo pouch
07:32Roos?
07:34Are they called roos?
07:35We're not talking about anybody
07:36They know who they are
07:37They know what they did, Walter
07:38Stop it
07:39Man, Charlie, he was pissed
07:41Because Jamie, he had really fucked up
07:44Son of a bitch, you had one job
07:47How could you let Ben fail the drug test?
07:49It's impossible
07:50How could this happen?
07:52Well, it happened
07:52In hindsight, it really wasn't Jamie's fault
07:55But you know, we didn't know that then
07:56Ooh
07:57I'll get to that later
07:58Relax
07:58That's it
08:00No more team trips for you
08:01Hey, settle down, Charlie
08:04Without me, your athletes will never win another race
08:06Is that a threat?
08:07It's a fact
08:08They won't do boo
08:10They come in less than last
08:15Fine, but I want to know what you give every athlete
08:18Especially Ben
08:19You're not gonna ruin us, you little pissant
08:25What's happening here?
08:31Loud and clear
08:32Nice save
08:33You know, they were constantly fighting
08:35But I kept winning races
08:36And I was faster than I'd ever been
08:39Faster than anyone
08:41Ever
08:46The brand new world member
08:50Ben
08:52Johnson
09:00Ben, my brother
09:01I got a little present for you
09:03Meet the Della Doris
09:05Buongiorno, Mr. Ben Johnson
09:07Hello
09:09We would like to be your new sponsor
09:13No, thank you
09:14We're Futter Folk
09:15Ain't nobody talking to you, Charlie
09:16I'm pretty happy with Futter
09:18But thank you
09:19Ben
09:19Yeah
09:20Just listen to the offer
09:21We're going to give you more money
09:24More money
09:24Than you ever seen
09:25Ever seen
09:26And we're going to give you your own shoe
09:33Nice, right?
09:34And then the next year
09:36When are you winning the gold?
09:38We're going to sell the shoe
09:39To the whole world
09:40For the world
09:42The world
09:43The world, Charlie
09:44And I'm going to give you five percent
09:47Five percent
09:52Five percent
09:52Five percent
09:54Unprecedented
09:55Unprecedented
09:56Fuck me sideways, that's good
09:58Don't worry
09:59Don't worry, Carl
09:59I'll get you six percent
10:00You know, seven percent
10:01No, wait, I'm going to get you ten
10:02Ten percent
10:03Zip it
10:04I'm trying to eavesdrop
10:05Why are you so charming?
10:07Come on
10:08We'll be rich, Charlie
10:09You know
10:09We don't need me in here
10:11I don't know
10:11Michael Jordan
10:12I did it
10:12Michael Jordan only became a billionaire in 2016
10:15How would you know that in 1988?
10:17Small details are for small people
10:19Just enjoy the shoe
10:21Unfreeze
10:21Touching
10:22Wow
10:23But Ben
10:24Father's been good to us
10:25Charlie, hush
10:26You're just jealous you didn't bring this deal to Ben yourself
10:29Ben, what are you saying?
10:33Deal
10:35Aggrazi venganci
10:37Hey, money
10:38Hey
10:39Who like the money?
10:41Are you liking the money?
10:42Michael Jordan
10:45Wow
10:46Hey, we go
10:47We go
10:47Look at us
10:50In Europe
10:50We throw out the money
11:03Didn't?
11:04It's us
11:04Tell him I want five percent
11:06I'm telling him
11:07I want five percent
11:08Give me a minute
11:09Five percent
11:10Ben's going with Adela Darius
11:11They gave him the Jordan deal
11:12I should get the Jordan deal too
11:14I was drafted by the Bulls as well
11:15Yeah, they drafted you at 208
11:17You can't even dung
11:18I heard that
11:19Ben Johnson
11:20Dares to defy fodder
11:23Fodder does not get dropped
11:25Inga
11:26Fodder does the dropping
11:29Ben Johnson will pay
11:36I'm really not comfortable with you using Carl in this plot to sabotage you
11:41You've got no reputable sources to corroborate any of this
11:45So
11:45If you want to make stuff up
11:47Use the pretend people
11:49Use din
11:51And sue
12:02I heard nothing about you plans to stop a bender johnson
12:05Aggressive troll woman and a scaredy sweetest vietnamese man
12:10Don't worry
12:11Don't worry I will kill him
12:11Tourist let's go this way
12:14I have so many sights to show you
12:16Are you afraid of heights?
12:17Go back to Tokyo after you got hurt
12:19Who won the fight over you?
12:20After I tore my arm string I was in pain
12:24Physical and emotional
12:25I needed a break
12:27But I knew that the olympics were only a few months away
12:30So it was one of the hardest decisions I ever had to make
12:33Good evening everybody
12:36And welcome to your favorite japanese game show
12:40Tonight episode is real real special because the lucky cast
12:46Estant buying for love is none other than my beautiful son
12:53Ben Johnson
13:00And the two contestants who are trying for his love are charlie francis
13:07And jamey haslap and cluck them
13:10Take a seat gentlemen
13:12Take a seat
13:13Hi mommy
13:14Hello my darling
13:15Let me get straight to it
13:17What are you looking for?
13:19He looking for me
13:20I'm the full package
13:21Oh please get out of here
13:23Ben I love you like fish do love water
13:26Yeah well Ben I am your father
13:29No you're not
13:29How about this?
13:31Stars wars?
13:32Okay don't listen to a fuckknuckle over here
13:34Ben
13:36Your hamstring needs time to heal
13:38We'll use heat and ice to get you better
13:40Rest supplements massages
13:43That's what's gonna get you back on the track right away
13:45We don't have time for jamie's stupid game
13:47Ben
13:48I'll fly you to saint kids like a baddie
13:51Sand beer ladies
13:54We gonna party
13:57You know we have to rest
13:58Now that non-stop since the 17's mother
14:00You get a brie at my tie art
14:01Yeah
14:02You deserve our rest
14:03You're at the crossroads
14:05Just like in the bible
14:08Ah
14:08A true
14:11Choose
14:14Jenny
14:30Jimmy
14:30Jamie and I were best buddies now
14:32After I chose him he took me back to the island where he was from
14:46He's gonna be the one
14:48You hear from Charlie yet?
14:50Them car
14:51It's a long donkey here since Charlie called
14:55I'll let you know when you check in
14:57Uh there are currently no working phones and saying kids
15:00Uh don't nobody here won't talk to you
15:02Jamie?
15:03No it's an operator
15:06You sure?
15:07Yeah it's not me Charlie
15:09Damn it
15:11You think you're mad with me?
15:13Maybe me should have called him
15:15Ben
15:15Yes
15:16Focus on your recovery
15:17Yes recovery
15:26Jamie
15:27How about that?
15:28Came to me in a dream
15:34This island is so peaceful
15:39You know who else likes peaceful islands?
15:42Charlie
15:42Yeah Charlie
15:45We got to get your mind off things
15:47I know just what you need
15:50What?
15:56Oh sorry I did yours too
15:59We having a good time tonight
16:02Hey ladies
16:05You looking for a dance partner?
16:08Lottie creepy
16:10You noticed
16:12Now don't worry it's not two of me it's just all me
16:17Because I'm boiling hot
16:19Should not have worn off her
16:22So you were just popping perks the whole time?
16:24I mean I don't know what Jamie was giving me
16:26All I know was I was having the best time of my life
16:29Oh I was drinking
16:31I was smoking
16:32I was fucking
16:35I really needed it you know
16:36Fam you weren't worried about the side effects?
16:38Ben Johnson not have no side effects
16:40Carl Lewis
16:41I'm off side effects
16:44Jamie's drugs
16:44Made me feel more beautiful
16:56Charlie
16:56Charlie
16:57What's going on chocolate guy?
17:00Come home now
17:01Come home?
17:02Come home now
17:03No
17:04No
17:05Too little too late Charlie
17:09I and I choose paradise
17:12Paradise
17:15Come on
17:16I choose me
17:19Ow
17:26Look for me hip then Charlie
17:29I don't know
17:30I feel a tricky
17:39Get well
17:41Wishing you a speedy recovery
17:44Love Charlie
17:48Hey what the hell are you doing?
17:50Don't you dare close that lid on me
17:51You'll be threaded
17:52Jamie you son of a bitch
17:53You son of a bitch
17:57Nice to meet you Larry
17:58How about this other cousin twice removed?
18:00Carl Lewis
18:02Carl Lewis?
18:03Yes
18:03What the concept of me for?
18:05What a bumper
18:06Carl Lewis on TV
18:07On perfect strangers
18:09He ruining the natural chemistry
18:11If anyone should have done it on TV
18:12It should be me
18:14Ben Johnson
18:16Real star boy
18:18Jamaican Tom Cruise
18:22Time to go to work
18:25After Full House
18:25Full House?
18:26Wait so that's what motivated you?
18:28Your op was on TV?
18:29All I needed you know
18:30I only had a few months before the games
18:32And my leg was feeling great
18:34So Jamie had done his job
18:35And all I needed was Charlie
18:37Because I had a gold medal to win
18:41Well um
18:41Are you
18:41Well you can
18:43Wait now you go first
18:44No you go
18:45All right
18:48Charlie
18:51Ready to run
18:55Holy shit
18:56Run where?
18:57To the buffet?
19:00Oh Mr. Charlie
19:04Let's get you that gold
19:10I brought you a little treat Ben
19:19I realized in that moment
19:20That Jamie was stirring the pot
19:22And I never truly trusted him again after that
19:24Took you long enough
19:26Sorry
19:27Yeah
19:28And with Charlie
19:29You know things were never the same
19:31And whatever special thing we had
19:33Was broken that summer
19:34And we never really truly fixed it
19:36That's tragic
19:37It is
19:40But we had work to do
19:45It was my first race back
19:48I wasn't ready
19:49But I needed to know how bad it really was
19:58USA
19:59We did it
20:00USA
20:02USA
20:03USA
20:05Suck it Ben
20:06Suck what?
20:08Baby boss
20:09Well suck your mother
20:13Shut
20:16Seems so badass
20:23I had six weeks to get ready for Seoul
20:26And poof
20:27It was the hardest work I ever had to do
20:31Charlie
20:31He got me lifting again
20:35He got me back on the track
20:36Whoa whoa whoa
20:37Slow it down Ben
20:38It's a tempo run
20:39Slower
20:40And Jamie
20:40He put me on some meds to help me cut water
20:51So when the games came
20:54Oh yes
20:56I was ready
20:59Sure tight
21:03Too tight
21:14That's better
21:18He is ripped
21:20Settle down Sue
21:29Hey Canada
21:31You
21:34All right gentlemen
21:35All right
21:37It's time
21:38Time to kick your ass
21:40Time to break the world record
21:42The last few months went ideal
21:45The injury
21:46The infighting between Charlie and Jamie
21:49Carl getting faster and faster
21:52On your marks
21:53But you can't control
21:54When the starter pistol goes off
22:03You can only control how you react to it
22:08Eat America's dust suckers
22:12And I was ready
22:39And I was ready
22:45transparent
22:45I'll see you home
22:45toillar
22:45Thanks a lot
22:45ong
22:522000
23:05close
23:05event is great
23:05anywhere
23:05oraz
23:05regardsใリ
23:05sem sens
23:0550
23:0550
23:0520
23:05ascend
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