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00:20This one's not going to make it, it got malaria.
00:23Enough baby done dead, don't get too attached now, Gloria.
00:26Cough, cough.
00:28Me carry this baby and me nose am strong and kick me hard, hard.
00:34You cannot kick malaria.
00:36That baby is dead.
00:38D-E-H-A-D.
00:41Dead.
00:42You're young. Go on, make one next one.
00:44Alright, go on. Come out of me yard.
00:48No minding me here, Ben.
00:49You fight for your life.
00:51Father God.
00:53Father God, if you spare this boy life, I promise...
01:13I promise you I'll do right by you forever.
01:22Oh, I have a deep, deep feeling about this one.
01:27God, a deep, deep feeling.
01:31You don't take one from me, Harry.
01:34Let me have this one.
01:36Please, don't de-
01:37That baby, fe dead.
01:41Dead.
01:43And you, Desso, your baby dead too.
01:51This show is facts according to Ben.
01:54Them other people have fe them story,
01:55but this show belongs to when it come from Ben and Ben tonight.
01:59Hear me?
01:59What I know?
02:00My mother was everything to me.
02:04I ran for her and only her.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Oh, man.
02:12I love you, mummy.
02:15I miss you.
02:16Oh, that's so beautiful.
02:18What about the rest of your family?
02:20I was the only child.
02:22Aw, what the box side?
02:23When do I get to talk shit about Ben?
02:26Wait, hold on.
02:26Hold on.
02:27Me first.
02:28Did you invite them?
02:30Ben, what kind of foolishness about only child?
02:32You're never even the favorite.
02:34Hm.
02:34I was.
02:35I was the favorite child.
02:36The only one that mattered.
02:38Benjamin?
02:39Mummy?
02:39I got you a present for your seventh birthday.
02:44Wow.
02:45Oh, very pleased, mummy.
02:47One of Shakespeare's lesser known works.
02:53Come not Ben Shakespeare.
02:55Mummy did treat Ben little different.
02:57True, he did born sickly.
02:58And stupid.
02:59Don't forget stupid.
03:01Me fit earlier.
03:02This is how it really went.
03:04Don.
03:05Mummy, you can't read.
03:08God made me with this full, full stomach.
03:14Shut your mouth.
03:15Me know she always sick and, you know, read too good.
03:19But me believe that you're special.
03:22And you going to do big things.
03:25You hear me?
03:27Big, big things.
03:28You understand?
03:29All right.
03:30Try again.
03:32Don.
03:34Don.
03:35Don.
03:36Don.
03:37The two are just jealous because, you know, mummy love me more.
03:39If she loves you more, why'd she take us to Canada and leave you with daddy?
03:44Mummy, where you all go?
03:45Oh, Farrah and baby, we're going to Canada to make a better life for all of us.
03:52I even have a job waiting for me.
03:53It's more work, but it's more money.
03:55And you are going to stay here with your father.
03:59And I will send for you after I get settled.
04:02No, no, no, no, mummy.
04:04Oh, baby.
04:05I have to.
04:06Franklin!
04:07Why do I take Franklin?
04:09Well, Franklin, he's good for labour and he's strong.
04:13You know what I'm saying?
04:14All right, now.
04:14It's strong, strong.
04:15It's strong, strong boy.
04:18Look, no mind him.
04:20I have to go down.
04:23Give me this.
04:28Living with my daddy after mummy left.
04:30That was hard.
04:32Mummy?
04:32Yeah, man.
04:33The man disciplined me.
04:34Heavy.
04:35Call down the way.
04:36He's around the keeper.
04:38Goal!
04:39One, four!
04:40No!
04:42The Canadian is going crazy!
04:45I'm tired.
04:46I tell you.
04:48No.
04:49Fall in the house.
04:51I'm so sorry, daddy.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53You don't want here.
04:54You're going here.
04:55You're going here.
04:57Wait!
04:58Don't forget!
04:59How are you doing?
05:04Come here, boy!
05:08Put them quick, boy!
05:11I know where you live.
05:13Men.
05:14I really stayed outside a lot when I was home with daddy, you know?
05:17Your mother so fat, she's fat even the fattest person in the world.
05:21Them will call her Miss Fatty Boom Boom.
05:25Yeah, man.
05:26Yo, yo, yo, yo.
05:28Your mother so big and fat, she go in the restaurant, open up the menu and say,
05:33You want all of it.
05:34Yeah, man.
05:35You don't get it?
05:36Your boy is slow, eh?
05:37Slow?
05:38Me faster than you.
05:39I bet I can beat your stupid ass in a race any time.
05:42Put some money on it slow, boy.
05:45You got 2,000 so you can beat.
05:47Come on slow, boy.
05:48Come on.
05:48Come on.
05:51On your marks.
05:53Get set.
05:56Go!
05:57I won a lot of money racing people, even grown-ups.
06:00But if I came home with it, daddy would think I robbed people, you know?
06:03And he would whoop my ass.
06:04So I decided to spend money on two very poor people in my life.
06:08Not you guys, but my brethren, dad.
06:09Five, ten, ten, ten dollars.
06:11Easy money, man.
06:12Easy money.
06:14God of them come down.
06:16God of them come down.
06:17Watch him, watch him, watch him.
06:19You know, I was barely surviving daddy until I got the best phone call of my life.
06:23Johnson, resident.
06:25Hello?
06:26Hi, Benny.
06:27It's mommy.
06:29Mommy?
06:29I have good news.
06:31It's time.
06:32You're coming to Canada.
06:34The ticket book for next week.
06:36A lie.
06:37I'm not lying.
06:38You're coming.
06:39All right, you know what?
06:40A frying dumpling.
06:42But I love your big, big hair.
06:44Okay, bye.
06:47Me are gonna fire it.
06:50Yes!
06:50Yes!
06:52Me are gonna fire it.
06:54Oh, Canada.
06:55Benjamin!
06:56What in the name of peace and quiet is Alice, bomb a cloud rocket?
06:59Mommy, she just called me and she said me I got Canada.
07:03You're leaving me?
07:08Yes.
07:10Daddy.
07:11Oh.
07:12Okay, then.
07:16I want you for know something.
07:19The reason why you did tough on you is because you don't worry is no wussy or no pussy.
07:25You understand?
07:26No pussy or no pussy in my yard.
07:30Yes, daddy.
07:31True yardy.
07:33Built tough.
07:34Thank you for beating me, daddy.
07:37You're welcome.
07:38You thanked him?
07:40But he abused you.
07:44I lose a plan!
07:47Abused!
07:49You know what she's used to?
07:51You're grounded.
08:04You know what she did.
08:26Man, being with mommy was nice, but I was bullied a lot by the Canadian kids.
08:30African booty scratcher.
08:33Me for said Jamaican body scratcher.
08:36It's the same thing, dipshit.
08:38Give me that.
08:41Oh, hi, baby.
08:43Oh, what's your first day at school?
08:46Me not having a friend, mommy.
08:49Me nervous, and my stomach when my talk, and they pick me down my laugh off for my accent.
08:56Oh, don't mind, don't mind.
08:59Just be confident, and act like one of your heroes, like Sidney Poitier, or Richard Pryor, or even Sean.
09:11Me heroes.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Forget it, mommy.
09:15Picture pages, look at your picture pages.
09:19When you get the pudding, you put the pudding in your mouth.
09:22You dressed up as a rapist.
09:24I mean, I didn't know he was a rapist back then.
09:26It's...
09:27Fuck, say that he's a rapist now.
09:30Technically.
09:32His conviction got...
09:33His conviction got vacated.
09:36So?
09:45Please stop making me defend Bill Cosby.
09:49But the legal record is that we are all innocent until proven...
10:00Saved it.
10:02Guilty.
10:03Made it to love that that TV show at all.
10:05Pudding.
10:07Pudding.
10:07Oh boy.
10:09Give me that shit.
10:12What else are picking on me?
10:14Who's picking on me?
10:15Look at you.
10:16This is easy.
10:18Yeah, I gotta challenge you to a race.
10:20And if me win, you start bullying me.
10:24And if you win, you can...
10:26You're on there taking lunch every day for a freaking month.
10:28Because this shit is vicious.
10:31No.
10:32Go, slow ass.
10:33Nobody can mess with Philip Atty.
10:36Todd, fastest kid in school.
10:38He's got no idea.
10:39On your marks.
10:42Set.
10:45Go.
10:47Where did it start?
10:53Hey.
10:55You're on the track team.
10:56Boom, that was it.
10:57I joined the high school team, started going to meets,
10:59and that's where I met the first love of my life.
11:01Mommy.
11:01The second love of my life.
11:02The recent?
11:03One of the loves of my life.
11:04B-paddies?
11:05No.
11:05It was Maxine.
11:06The mother to my daughter.
11:08But you have a kid?
11:09Mm-hmm.
11:10First time you hear about this.
11:13Welcome to Officer Track and Field Regionals.
11:35We notice you have a good farm.
11:48You know, you're pretty fast.
11:49The track is not the only thing I fast at.
11:52Wow.
11:53Mm-hmm.
11:54You are bad at this.
11:55It's not the only thing I'm bad at, you know?
11:59I love this origin story.
12:01Me too.
12:02But Mommy didn't.
12:04You too much.
12:06Not to do a seat.
12:08Maxine and I, we had a really good thing.
12:10Yeah, we're on and off for years.
12:13But Mommy's spirit never really took to Maxine.
12:15See, Mommy must have felt like Maxine was, you know,
12:19taking me away from her.
12:20Oh, my God.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:36son. Mommy, beg you 10 minutes now. Why? If you ever make me lose my religion, then I
12:46could go be in your skin. Mommy was never a fan of all of the girl-girl them in a
12:50Ben
12:50life. That's not true. She was fine if I didn't care about them. But Ben actually care about
12:54Maxine. So she was a threat. That is true. Especially when things got real. I'm pregnant.
13:07Lord, have mercy. Ask her who the father is. Ben is the father. My baby Ben is a virgin.
13:16Well, and this baby in my uterus is Jesus. And Ben is Joseph. Blastomy. Excuse me. Get
13:24out, Jezebel. Get out. You're gonna let her talk to me like that? You're gonna let her
13:32dance, boy.
13:36Never mind you here, Ben. I've been picking a fit room. Even sneaking out of
13:40hospital to get little evidence.
13:42When you took blood from my baby? Jesus Christ. No. Sitting little more definitive.
13:59A crooked toe. Explain yourselves. Well, you know, it's a family trait. It goes back generations.
14:08A great granny at it. I mean, should we just show her? Look upon this. Hold on. All right, look.
14:17It's like Jurassic Park. Look. Okay. Time to leave for the airport. What happened to you?
14:28My wife will go to Tokyo, Mommy. Why you don't want to go?
14:31Because my wife will see my baby. No. No, sir. That is not your baby. No, sir. You need
14:40to focus on getting your whole medal. Just like that walking mattress out. The focus
14:47upon other man. You hear me? All right. Horigato, Mr. Roboto. Let's go.
15:02You know, I listened to my mom, and I didn't see my daughter until she was about four years
15:06old. You know, because I was busy racing. And that's okay. Because kids don't remember
15:11anything before the age of four anyway. Who would tell you, sir?
15:14Still stupid. Well, looking back, probably could have done things a little differently.
15:21But it was really important for me to make my mom happy. And, uh, nothing earned more than
15:27one of that busted in soul.
15:34Hi. Hey, Mommy. Oh, you're the champ.
15:42Um, so Mommy, I really need my medal back real quick. Why you want your medal back?
16:18Um...
16:20And the people that were...
16:22them.
16:23Them.
16:24The more than me, though, back on me.
16:57That was...
17:00that was art.
17:02It was a really art time for me.
17:08Life was so tough after I tested positive for the games.
17:12Everybody hated me.
17:13Canada, they're all coming after me.
17:15My money, my reputation, everything.
17:19Mummy?
17:19Yeah?
17:21We're going to finish this house, yeah?
17:22Nobody finished it.
17:24It's too big.
17:28All these stupid people, them.
17:31Folk our friend, they would turn them back for me, Mummy.
17:34And Canada track.
17:36The more money, no one give it to me.
17:38How the money was in a trust?
17:41How come everything that happened to you is somebody else part of bed?
17:45Listen, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy.
17:46Charlie thinks I hear that things are going on.
17:49I'm saying no way I'm sure that this is positive.
17:51You are responsible for your own actions.
18:00All right, Mummy.
18:02Excuse me.
18:04Are you all visiting people that live in the neighborhood?
18:06Or...
18:11Well, I can stand here all day.
18:14You know, Mummy, she never really cared about the house or any of those things.
18:18Material.
18:19Yeah.
18:19But I could see in her eyes that she was looking at me different.
18:25Yeah.
18:27So I spent a lot of time trying to prove it wasn't my fault.
18:35And when she got cancer, I realized I was running out of time.
18:42So I had to pray on it.
18:44Dear Father God.
18:45Yes, Lord.
18:46Please cure my mother of the cancer in her body.
18:50Hear our Christ.
18:50Hallelujah.
18:51Yes, Jesus.
18:52And if that's too much trouble, then please prove to her,
18:58I don't feel my fault may get a catch in 1988, Father God.
19:02Please, may I beg you.
19:03What do you, Ross?
19:04Please, Father.
19:06Come on.
19:12How what do you need?
19:14Spike, a long time later from you.
19:18What?
19:21Come on.
19:22Some of the better.
19:24All right.
19:28Thank you, Father God.
19:31Spike, just call me.
19:32And him want to clear him a name for drugging me in 1988.
19:36He want to tell the whole world.
19:38And him want me to meet him in a Vegas right now.
19:43Mommy, we love you.
19:46We'll soon come back.
19:49Then there's only one woman you have.
19:52You can't wait a little.
19:57Mother must have dropped him on his head as a child.
19:59That boy ain't ordinary.
20:02Oh, my God.
20:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:05You're going to clear him in here,
20:08pick it right, and tell the press, right?
20:11Tell them what?
20:13You drug me in soil, remember?
20:17We still live on the floor yesterday.
20:19Yesterday?
20:20Mother.
20:21Man, I don't remember that far back.
20:24I was doing fabric shit yesterday.
20:27Fabric? Shit?
20:30I didn't tell you?
20:31No.
20:31I own a clothing company in Denmark.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Got it right after the 88 days.
20:38Some people we know, you know, gave it to me after I did some things, brother.
20:43You know what I'm saying?
20:44Oh, did some things.
20:45What kind of things?
20:51I don't remember.
20:52I don't remember.
20:53I don't remember.
20:53Hey, I don't feel so good.
20:54You put something in my drink?
20:57All right, I got to go lay down.
20:59Oh!
21:00Smoke, please, please, please, please, please.
21:04Sorry, sorry.
21:05Sorry about that, sir.
21:07My mother, she's dead on her deck bed.
21:10She is?
21:11She is?
21:12What the fuck you doing here then, man?
21:15Man, I don't know.
21:16I'll see you when I see you.
21:17You're dead.
21:20All right.
21:49Ben.
21:50Never admit it.
21:53I've wasted my time, man.
21:56Ben.
21:56Yes.
21:59Mother passed away.
22:01What?
22:02She gone, Ben.
22:04She gone, so...
22:07You should get back here, Ben.
22:09You have to come back home.
22:19The only regret that I have is just missing the death of my mother.
22:26So many people cheated me.
22:29They took everything from me.
22:31Carl, Spike, Jamie, Charles Dubin, Trey of the Face, Canada Track, Ed Futterman, Ed Futterman's
22:38Air Dresser, Canada Track again, tired of all these people.
22:42That's a lot of new names.
22:44Yeah.
22:44All those people fucked you over?
22:45Every single one of them.
22:47Fuck the head.
22:48Yeah, fuck them.
22:48Make them what?
22:49Fire upon your head top.
22:51Bullocker, bullocker, bullocker.
22:52Johnson, we need him.
22:53What we need him?
22:54Johnson.
22:55Johnson.
22:55What we need him?
22:55Johnson.
22:56What we need him?
22:57Johnson.
22:58We're done.
22:58Mic drop.
22:59Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:00Mama, Claude.
23:01Grandma.
23:01You.
23:02You.
23:02You.
23:02You.
23:03You.
23:03You.
23:04You.
23:09You.
23:21You.
23:24You.
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