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00:00Do you remember the time you really annoyed me and I locked you in room one
00:03and I sprayed pledge through the keyhole to try and give you an asthma attack?
00:07It was, I, that's when I should have got in touch with Esther Anson, that's it.
00:12What good would she have done?
00:13She got you locked up for good.
00:20Have you ever done it like that?
00:22Well, I absolutely knew it, I had.
00:26Oh, Barcelona.
00:30No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:33A what?
00:33False fetish.
00:35I had no idea that was a thing.
00:37Remove my britches, expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:40Oh, Ronnie.
00:44This is weird.
00:45Gee, he's immersing me bugger, isn't he?
00:47This is why I don't date.
00:48That is Dyson and the Devil.
00:50Oh, no.
00:51He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:53A Bentley Continental.
00:55I think I'd rather call it a day, Nancy, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now, and for what?
01:02In a week, a couple of fellas ran the London Marathon in under two hours.
01:07We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11ITV had us on Neighbourhood Watch.
01:13They'll compete in a street-sized popularity contest, where the last house standing take home a quarter of a million
01:20pounds.
01:21Do you know, I remember when we had the street party for the Queen.
01:24Oh.
01:24And do you know, it was brilliant.
01:26Everybody did a bit.
01:27Everybody bought something.
01:28Is that Queen Victoria?
01:29No.
01:30No!
01:31What bloody Queen Victoria?
01:34Things were kicking off on I'm A Celebrity.
01:37Jimmy, can we start with you?
01:38Because I'm really pleased you're here tonight.
01:40Me and Dec were gutted when you left the show, because we didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
01:45Yep.
01:46Can't do with Jimmy Bullard.
01:48I only knew who Jimmy Bullard was from when he was on I'm A Celebrity the first time,
01:53because I don't know footballers.
01:55No.
01:55Unless it's Ronaldo and David Beckham.
01:57Well, he's neither of them.
01:58And there were more King's Road capers on E4.
02:02Georgia, Elise.
02:03Thanks, thank you.
02:05Wow, you guys bought the whole shop with you?
02:07Yeah, actually.
02:07Where have you been?
02:08Asda.
02:10Have you done a big shop, girl?
02:13Have you got any Fraser stuff?
02:14Are you stopping long?
02:18Have you got any Fraser stuff?
02:30In Bristol...
02:31My girlfriend says that I don't compliment her enough.
02:33Do you two?
02:34Are you very good on, like, giving out compliments?
02:36I struggle.
02:37Brothers Tremaine, Twain and Tristan.
02:40Give us each a compliment.
02:42Yeah, I can give you both a compliment.
02:44Oh, you could do it easy to...
02:45Because the thing I see is on both of you right now.
02:48So pink suits both of you.
02:50It looks good on you.
02:52Yeah.
02:52So you could've got to be like,
02:55I don't know that colour suits you very well.
02:59I don't know.
03:00It looks...
03:01It goes great with your skin.
03:02Yeah, try and go out the basement.
03:03Try and go to the upper...
03:05Yeah.
03:05Upper room.
03:07All right.
03:12So, um...
03:13Yeah, pink suits you, man.
03:17On Friday night, the campmates have been rounded up
03:20for a live final on ITV.
03:22Ooh, that's spicy with almond coca!
03:25It's the final!
03:29Hard to miss.
03:30I'm a celeb at the moment.
03:31It's been quite a live view, hasn't it?
03:33Yeah, it's because it's celebrities, isn't it?
03:36It's always celebrities.
03:38Oh, shit.
03:39I'm a celebrity.
03:40I'm getting it.
03:41What a series it has been.
03:44Yes.
03:45A barrel of laughter, I'll tell you.
03:47All thanks to our fantastic campmates.
03:50Oh, you can bloody say that again, Declan Donald.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Jimmy, can we start with you?
03:54Because I'm really pleased you're here tonight.
03:56He was the problem contestant, do you remember?
03:59Yes.
03:59Because he refused to play.
04:01Why or why did you say, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here?
04:05Right.
04:05Why?
04:06Why?
04:07When we went down to the trial, it was originally for stars, right?
04:11Right.
04:12Then you said the bottom two get to go home.
04:16Mm-hmm.
04:16So I didn't choose Adam after that.
04:18Adam's just sat there soaking it all in.
04:21So now, all of a sudden, there's a chance for me to go home.
04:24It's very important that I tell you, I spoke to Ollie from production.
04:27Oh, we spoke to Ollie from production.
04:29And I said, Ollie, I think I'm going to pull the plug here.
04:31Ollie from production is stood there going, please stop, please stop.
04:34There's a lot of heavy reasons I don't want to go into now.
04:37Everyone's got their own issues, right?
04:38Yes.
04:39We have got our own issues, right?
04:41It is what it is.
04:42Also, can you talk me from a contract?
04:45This is another important thing.
04:46Money.
04:46Oh, blimey, he's really getting into this, isn't he?
04:48My contract's pro rata.
04:51So.
04:51I feel like I'm peeping for all the cans.
04:54This is like a staff meeting, this.
04:57It is.
04:57It's not telly.
04:58This is like a staff meeting.
05:00If I go home and call Adam back with me, I get full pay.
05:05Clever.
05:06Do you understand?
05:08Oh.
05:08It was all the mystery is now solved.
05:10It was all money related.
05:12Oh.
05:13If I go home, stay in and go back and pull the plug,
05:17I get a small percentage of that.
05:20I made my mind up in that light bulb moment.
05:22I mean, he's been very, very honest.
05:25Do you know what?
05:26I find football boring.
05:28And I find footballers talking about other things
05:30other than football boring.
05:32You can all be upsetting me.
05:33And I absolutely threw him under the bus.
05:35I get it.
05:35Yeah, big time.
05:36But what I don't stand on is someone being abusive,
05:40aggressive and intimidating.
05:42Well, what?
05:42Oh!
05:44Oh!
05:44He's getting his two pence in there, isn't he?
05:47This is hotting up, Jane.
05:48You just didn't show none of that?
05:50Well, we did show quite a lot of it.
05:51You didn't show none of the C-bombs.
05:53It's a liberty.
05:54Well, you can't, can't you?
05:55I'm not going to show that, I think.
05:57Is it abusive, aggressive and intimidating?
05:59What happened?
06:00What do you think?
06:00When I was there, I didn't think it was intimidating.
06:02Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:05Do you know what?
06:05I like this because I'm sticking up for what he thinks right here.
06:08You didn't.
06:09No!
06:09I was there!
06:10Oh, my God!
06:11They're standing up for Adam against him.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:15This is unbelievable.
06:17Juicy, give it to me.
06:19Wow.
06:19I was there, Jim.
06:20Hey, aren't they sexy when they get annoyed?
06:24No, they are.
06:25I've never thought they were sexy, but they're sexy when they get annoyed.
06:28Adam, with hindsight, what would you have done differently?
06:31I'd have called him a twat instead of a C-bombs,
06:33because then at least you could have heard that.
06:34Listen, I take full responsibility, you know, for my actions.
06:38Yes, emotions were definitely running high in that moment.
06:41Hate in the moment.
06:42Yes, exactly.
06:44And listen, I've got nothing but love for Jimmy.
06:46What's it?
06:47Azzy?
06:47Do you think?
06:48No.
06:49It's a funny way of showing it.
06:50David, the fight, the fight.
06:51Come on, David, David!
06:52Oh, say, you've got to get his two penitents in, David, don't you?
06:56Yes, love.
06:57David!
06:58David, you've gone.
06:59You weren't even there.
07:01And decorate it again.
07:02Yeah.
07:02Yeah!
07:03Yeah, David!
07:05Oh my God!
07:05Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
07:07Will you just let the finalists talk, please?
07:12Oh!
07:12Go on at him!
07:13There's the lead, there's you, stay there, sir.
07:17Will you all have banter?
07:18Will you all have back and forth?
07:19Will you all have back and forth?
07:20Ask me the question.
07:21All these booze!
07:22Take a break, take a break, we're going to go into a break, we're going to a break.
07:25Yeah.
07:26It's live this year, though.
07:28Was it abusive and aggressive?
07:29Get the footage you showed up.
07:30Was it abusive and aggressive, ask the people to say.
07:32Was it, was it abusive? Hey, was it abusive aggressive?
07:36Show it.
07:36Show it.
07:37Calm down.
07:38Show it.
07:38Where's Sunita off to?
07:40She's off.
07:41Sunita's leaving Mary.
07:42First representation of what happened on the show.
07:45Jenna's gone.
07:46They're all walking off.
07:47This is absolutely phenomenal.
07:49After a quick break to calm things down, Ant and Dec were back for the big reveal.
07:55Right, there's nothing more you can do because the vote is now closed.
07:59Can we...
08:00I think the polls have shut, haven't they?
08:02Your Amherst Celebrity, South Africa Legend, 2026.
08:07Look at his face, Jason, look at Adam's face.
08:11Adam is not looking happy.
08:13Is...
08:15Oh, shit.
08:17It's Adam!
08:21His face!
08:22Take a seat on your throne, time for the coronation.
08:26Adam's upset.
08:27He is, he's not happy.
08:28He's upset.
08:29Do you know what that upset man needs?
08:30A crown.
08:31Come on in, Sam.
08:32Quick as you can.
08:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:36And now he's got Sam Thompson presented the crown.
08:39Could it get any worse?
08:40He's been throwing off.
08:41Adam, anything you'd like to say to all of the people I know, vote for you.
08:46Oh, the hat's not even staying on.
08:48I can't even cope.
08:48This is just the most awkward thing I've ever watched.
08:50The most unhappy I'm a celeb finalist I've ever seen.
08:53Tell you what, I've watched I'm a celeb finalist a few times.
08:55That's the best thing I've ever seen, hasn't it?
08:57That was really enjoyable, that.
08:58Normally, they set the fireworks off after the winner's announced, not before.
09:06Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed my breakfast today.
09:08I had granola, sliced banana and blueberries.
09:13Oh, lovely.
09:14Nice, were they?
09:15Dave and his wife, Shirley.
09:18What did you have?
09:19I had a Kit Kat and a cream egg.
09:23A Kit Kat and a cream egg?
09:25Yeah.
09:25What, for breakfast?
09:26Yeah.
09:28God, yeah.
09:29Why?
09:29You'd eat chocolate any time of the day, wouldn't you?
09:32No, well, I fancied a cream egg.
09:34Cos I bought one of those boxes.
09:38What boxes?
09:40Oh, the little boxes of...
09:41Yeah, with five in, so I had one left from yesterday.
09:44Oh, that's highly nutritious, my dear, a Kit Kat.
09:48On Monday night, Josie Gibson was cleaning up other people's messes on ITV.
09:54How much crap have you got in your house?
09:56Oh, loads.
09:57I know, exactly.
09:59You just shut the door on it.
10:02Annoying thing is about my mother's house, which is so cluttered, she keeps saying,
10:05well, I can't throw anything out, because I might find granny's diamonds in my knickers.
10:09Oh.
10:11Crammed into cupboards, filling up our lofts, and stuffed under beds.
10:16Oh, that looks a bit like my man cave, Natty.
10:18Clutter.
10:19Oh, look at that, I can't live in that league, and I'm a scruffy git.
10:22You allergic to clutter.
10:24One of us has to be.
10:26Otherwise, this whole house would just be awash with tat.
10:29So I'm giving some long-suffering loved ones the chance to have it cleared.
10:34Maybe me and Nat will do it to you.
10:36I'm perfuming.
10:38In secret.
10:39In secret?
10:40Oh, no, you can't do that.
10:42Will they keep the clutter?
10:43Where's my things?
10:45Or take the cash?
10:49I'd sort of love it if you did this to me.
10:51As long as I could keep the things I wanted.
10:53Don't tempt me.
10:55Auntie Margaret does regular death cleans, doesn't she?
10:57So that we don't have to go through all her stuff.
10:59She's just given me something, a jardinier.
11:01So Dan has nominated his wife to be Natasha.
11:05She's so good at buying vintage that she used to actually have an online vintage shop.
11:10There's a lot of money to be made out of vintage.
11:12Yeah.
11:12But that's all been put on hold because they've just had a baby.
11:16Now, a woman that's just had a baby, dare I say, might be a little bit hormonal.
11:20So this could go either way.
11:25Hello!
11:26Hi!
11:27Oh, he's one of them that wears a beanie hat that don't cover his ears.
11:30Nice.
11:31Dan's taking me right to the back of the flat.
11:34To the spare room of doom.
11:38Oh, that's not bad.
11:38Oh, it's not that bad.
11:40No, that's not bad.
11:41There's records and jewellery and jackets and all sorts of things.
11:45That lot will be worth a fortune.
11:47Yeah.
11:48This woman has spent years collecting all these beautiful clothes.
11:51And it's cost her thousands.
11:52And it's cost her more than thousands.
11:54She's not getting rid of it.
11:55No, not a chance.
11:56Since the birth of Monroe, she's had less time to work and things have built up and ended up
12:02filling the back room with all of the varied clutterous, is that a word, clutterous items.
12:08I don't know.
12:09It's one vowel from something awkward.
12:12It's hard to find the clutterous, isn't it?
12:17I can feel, like, the relief as you're bringing stuff down.
12:20Yeah, your relief, mate.
12:22Won't be Natasha's.
12:22Not Natasha's relief.
12:24Right, guys, I'm not here to alarm anybody, but she's around the corner.
12:27Oh.
12:29Oh, they're there.
12:29They're there.
12:30They're coming.
12:30They're there.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:33He's a brave man.
12:35Very brave man.
12:36This is either going to make their marriage or break them before they start.
12:39Come on in.
12:40Wow.
12:40Oh, no.
12:41This is going to get asked so badly.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:48Dun, dun, dun.
12:51On reflection, this might have been a bad idea.
12:56What's in the boxes?
12:57Your previous life.
12:59All your fucking stuff is your lifelong project.
13:03But how much do you want for it?
13:05Natasha, we've been in your house for the last two days.
13:08What?
13:09Yeah, I've been a bit sneaky.
13:11Always taking the baby.
13:12Good shout, Dan.
13:14Hold that baby.
13:15Protect yourself.
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:21He's laughing.
13:22I think that's a nervous laugh.
13:24Yeah.
13:24That's good, right?
13:25Yeah.
13:26I mean, the room looks amazing.
13:27One is your new bedroom.
13:29He's already saying, look, it's your new room, baby.
13:33Yeah, he's planting the seeds.
13:35You'll have to take somebody really horrible to put all that stuff back in here.
13:39I think you're getting it wrong.
13:40It's not going to be the little bedroom.
13:42You're going to be in here.
13:43So, Natasha, Dan Hatfield has put a price on every single item.
13:50This is an auction price.
13:52Oh.
13:53It better be a lot of money.
13:55And we can sell this today for you at a grand total of £2,700.
14:06What?
14:07Fuck off.
14:08Oh.
14:10OK.
14:13All that face doesn't say that's a good deal.
14:16£2,000.
14:17They're robbing, even dick taping while a fucking mask jersey.
14:22Do you think she's going to be happy with the money?
14:25No.
14:25No.
14:26So, yeah, obviously we've got a good space.
14:29Yeah, look, can you hear the quivering, Dan's voice?
14:31Oh, we've got a good space.
14:33I mean, it's amazing.
14:34I mean, I just took years collecting some, like, really nice pieces.
14:38That's it?
14:39Mm.
14:39Years of collecting?
14:41Have you had a good little chat?
14:42We did.
14:43Not a little chat.
14:43A long...
14:44An intense chat.
14:46Basically, he's out of all a kid.
14:48I'm going to keep the clutter.
14:50Yay!
14:52Good girl.
14:53Quite right.
14:54Right, so if you can get it all out of the boxes now, people,
14:56thank you very much.
14:56Thanks for your time, you fucking twats.
14:58And put it back exactly where you got it from.
15:00I'm going to call this programme in while you're in London.
15:03Well, you won't be living here yourself afterwards if you do.
15:07Because I'm also going to have an armed guard when you come back.
15:11I'm going to call this programme in Wiltshire.
15:20Your back of the hair, Mary, is very Edna the Inebriate.
15:24Do you remember that play?
15:26Do you want me to do the back?
15:27Yes, please.
15:28The back of your hair.
15:28But don't hurt me.
15:29Giles and his wife, Mary.
15:31Oh, no, no, it's tangled, Mary.
15:33Look.
15:34Start at the bottom.
15:35Oh, no, no, no, it's hopeless.
15:36Oh, start at the bottom.
15:37No, you need...
15:38I'll book you into...
15:39What's it called, that place?
15:41You don't need to go to the hairdresser to have your hair...
15:42I'll book you into the hairdressers, Mary.
15:44Rush, Giles.
15:45Just start from the bottom.
15:46Do you want me to book you into curl up and die?
15:48No.
15:49Oh, no, it's got very, very...
15:51I think you've got fly-away hair, Mary.
15:53Do you remember the days when we had knits,
15:55when the children were at school?
15:57Oh, they were dreadful days.
16:00Good reason not to have children.
16:02On Sunday night, more hopefuls were sitting face-to-face
16:06with clerks and again on ITV.
16:08Pass the parcel.
16:10Pass the parcel.
16:12She's all rosy-cheeked.
16:14I'm no good on, like, art and things like that,
16:17and countries, am I?
16:19I don't even know where I've been when I've gone abroad, do I?
16:24I don't even know where I've been.
16:28You see, I don't think I'd want to be a millionaire, me.
16:31Because I do just love working 60 hours a week
16:34across two, three jobs.
16:36You know, it's fucking ace.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Well, you wouldn't want to be twiddling your thumbs, would you?
16:40No.
16:41No.
16:41I'm spending more time with my family.
16:42Don't want to do that.
16:44Want to be out-grafting.
16:45In the programme, we met a contestant called Roman
16:48who was facing the £1,000 question.
16:51What is mixed with vinegar, mustard and oil
16:54to make a basic mayonnaise?
16:57Eggs!
16:58Egg yolk.
16:59Cool.
17:00I think I know the answer, but I am not sure.
17:03He's not sure?
17:05Oh, what?
17:06Roman!
17:07So, I didn't want to use a lifeline this early.
17:10No, don't then.
17:11Oh, he's not!
17:12Oh, you're not!
17:12He's not!
17:13But I'm going to, and I'm going to ask the audience.
17:16Already?
17:17He ain't going far this lad, you can tell.
17:22Everyone but Roman knew the answer to that one.
17:25God, man, who's asked 6% of Wally's?
17:27So, I'll say egg yolk, final answer.
17:30And the correct answer.
17:32Oh, he's struggling, this lad.
17:33I mean, at least he's got a grand.
17:35That's all right for a day out, isn't it?
17:37After a shaky start, we caught up with Roman
17:40who made it to the £125,000 question.
17:43The Rhone River begins its journey in which mountain range?
17:47Oh, you'll know this.
17:48I did.
17:48The French Alps.
17:50The Alps, the Apennines, the Carpathians, and the Pyrenees.
17:56It's not the Pyrenees, because that's in Bolton, we'd know that.
18:00Pyrenees.
18:00I would say the Alps.
18:03Well, I was hoping another geography question would come up.
18:06Oh, it's good on geography, is it?
18:08The Rhone is entirely in France.
18:11And it starts in the Alps.
18:14Oh, the Alps.
18:15I said that.
18:15Even though the Pyrenees are partially in France,
18:18the source of the river isn't there.
18:20Oh.
18:22So much...
18:22Man's knows his river sources.
18:24That's the right answer.
18:25Well done.
18:26He's flying now.
18:27£125,000.
18:28£125,000.
18:29So...
18:29How has he managed this?
18:30He didn't even know mayonnaise was made out of eggs.
18:32Ready for this?
18:33Because this question, Rhone,
18:36is a quarter of a million pounds.
18:38Oh, be careful now, Roman.
18:41Don't answer it if you don't.
18:43He's still got two lifelines.
18:45Which of these figures from Greek mythology...
18:47Oh, no.
18:48I will know this, Ruzar.
18:50...is not known for slaying a monster?
18:54Theseus.
18:55Theseus and the Minotaur.
18:57Perseus.
18:57Don't know.
18:59Adonis.
18:59Titan Furious, kid.
19:01Or Bulleruffin.
19:02The only one I recognise is Adonis.
19:04Adonis.
19:05I like this question as well, actually.
19:07Oh, he knows Greek mythology, then.
19:09Theseus, he slew the Minotaur.
19:12He knows what they slew.
19:13So, Adonis, I don't think he slew anybody.
19:18I think he just looked at his reflection.
19:19When people say you're an Adonis, that's what it means.
19:22You're always looking at your bastard self in a mirror.
19:26Adonis.
19:27Final answer.
19:28Ooh.
19:29Shit a brick now.
19:31Yeah, there you go, that's it.
19:33£93,000 riding on that.
19:35Oh, God, no.
19:37But don't worry, that is the correct answer.
19:39Oh.
19:40Very clever.
19:42He's a quarter of a millionaire and he didn't even know mayonnaise was made out of eggs.
19:46£250,000.
19:47I can't get over it.
19:48This next question is worth half a million.
19:51Come on, Roman.
19:53He wants to be very careful here.
19:55Presented in 1901, the first Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded for the discovery of what?
20:02Oh, God.
20:03Oh, I wouldn't have a clue.
20:04I wouldn't have a clue.
20:05Oh, come on, George.
20:07Come on.
20:08X-rays, cosmic radiation or quantum mechanics?
20:14X-rays.
20:15I think.
20:16X-rays.
20:17Oh.
20:18X-rays will have.
20:19Thank you, Jeremy.
20:21X-rays will have.
20:22I'm going to go X-ray B.
20:23Well, the first Nobel Prize in Physics went to Wilhelm Röntgen.
20:29He knows the person.
20:30He knows it.
20:31He knows it.
20:32He knows itself.
20:33And he discovered X-rays.
20:37Is he actually going to get this?
20:39If you get this wrong, you lose £218,000.
20:43Wireless telegraphy is what we have now, so that wasn't around.
20:46This is making me very nervous.
20:48In 1901.
20:49I don't want him to lose the money.
20:51Cosmic radiation.
20:52Seems a nice chap.
20:53X-rays.
20:54Final answer.
20:56Oh, wow.
20:57He's locked in.
20:57OK, locked in.
20:59No.
20:59Oh, he's going for it.
21:02Jeez.
21:03Brave man.
21:04Oh, my God.
21:05It's wrong.
21:08That is the right answer.
21:10Oh, it's right.
21:13Well done.
21:14God.
21:16Yes, Roman.
21:17Gee.
21:18Here we go.
21:19This is it.
21:20Ready?
21:21Let's have a look for the million.
21:23Used since 1876, which trademark logo is described in the James
21:28Joyce novel, Ulysses.
21:30Oh, you should know this.
21:32Yeah.
21:33I do like Ulysses.
21:35And depicted in works by Manet and Picasso.
21:39Oh, fuck.
21:41Manet and Picasso, were they painters?
21:44Yeah.
21:45They painted pictures, didn't they?
21:48Bass Ale.
21:49Oh, Bass Ale.
21:50I bet it's that.
21:52Coca-Cola or Stella Artois?
21:56No idea.
21:57Stella Artois.
21:57Oh, now you'll know about Stella.
21:59You drink enough of it.
22:00I know, I do, but I don't know if it was used since 1876.
22:03No.
22:03I've seen Bass Ale in a picture by Manet.
22:06Well, that's the answer.
22:07Of the barkeeper.
22:09I've got something in my head.
22:10He's smiling because he knows it.
22:13But I'm not sure it's right.
22:16Oh, shite.
22:18So, can I take 50-50?
22:20Yes.
22:21Nice fun, Bass.
22:21I have never seen anybody do a 50-50 on a million pound question.
22:26No, I haven't.
22:27Usually they've got no lifelines left.
22:29All right, computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
22:34Bass Ale!
22:35Come on.
22:36It's Bass Ale.
22:37Coca-Cola wasn't invented.
22:38I think Bass Ale is one of the oldest trademarks that has ever existed.
22:46And I think there's a painting by...
22:48Manet.
22:49Manet, which has it in.
22:52Yeah.
22:53There's no Manet painting with Coca-Cola truck driving through it, is there?
22:57I think there's a lady, she is in front of a bar.
23:03Do you know it?
23:04No!
23:05And there are some bottles behind her.
23:08And I think one of them might have the Bass logo, which is a red triangle.
23:14Yes!
23:15What did I say?
23:16Red triangle.
23:17How did I know?
23:18Because I work for them.
23:20What, in 1876?
23:23I'm going to go for Bass Ale.
23:25Hmm.
23:27That's my final answer.
23:28Oh!
23:29Oh!
23:31Oh, my God, he's going for it.
23:32You're right, you're right.
23:33Hang on a minute, he's right.
23:35Oh!
23:40Oh, my days.
23:42Oh, mate, he's done it, innit?
23:43He's done it.
23:44Please, please let somebody win a million quid.
23:48You've won a million pounds!
23:52What the hell?
23:54What the hell?
23:55Oh, well done.
23:57He deserves it, Mary.
23:59He doesn't, really.
24:04Oh, I'd have to room around.
24:05I'd have to...
24:06I'd have to...
24:07You'd be sat there crying.
24:09Oh, I would, yeah.
24:11Thinking I've got to give some to Lee.
24:13I wouldn't.
24:14You'll be the last on me bloody list, you.
24:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
24:26In Hall...
24:27Do you know the other day when you parked my car?
24:29Yeah, and?
24:30Yeah, well, when I went up...
24:31I hadn't scratched it.
24:32No, you hadn't.
24:33You hadn't.
24:33Best friends Jenny and Lee.
24:36But did you put it onto a Russian station?
24:38What?
24:38Russian station?
24:39What do you mean?
24:40Because when I set off and I started driving, I got all this Russian language.
24:45I bet you did, didn't you?
24:46No, I turned the sound down.
24:48No, you didn't.
24:49You changed a bloody channel.
24:50I heard a load of Russian.
24:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:53I thought, what the hell is this?
24:55No, I never.
24:56I pushed it to ten.
24:56Did you show it was Russian?
24:58It was...
24:58Well, it was foreign.
25:00It sounded Russian.
25:02I thought Putin was giving me a call.
25:06This week, everyone's favourite Sloan Rangers were at it again on E4.
25:12Love me, didn't you, Chelsea?
25:12I know you do.
25:13I know, it's always been one of your favourites.
25:16Still watching it.
25:16Do you still?
25:17A hundred years later, still watching it.
25:19Love it.
25:19Do you know what I did recently, which is the most southern thing I've probably ever done?
25:23I used the M6 toll booth.
25:26Very nice.
25:27And you actually had avocado the other day as well.
25:30Another southern trait.
25:31Yeah.
25:34Hey, up, bit of Mick, Soph.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Instead of made in Chelsea, it's more like Muppets in Chelsea at the minute.
25:40Yeah.
25:43Oh, Ravens caught part.
25:44I was going to say, they're never in bloody Chelsea.
25:46That's not Chelsea.
25:47They look like they've never played basketball in their lives, these are, innit?
25:51Phil, I hear things going very well with you and Georgia, mate.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Phillip here is seeing Georgia.
25:56Yeah.
25:57But he's also seen everyone else in Chelsea.
25:59So he's a shagger.
25:59He's a shagger.
26:00Bit of a shagger.
26:01Chelsea shagger.
26:02Like you.
26:03I was in my day.
26:04So Georgia said she loves me.
26:07Oh, no, she didn't.
26:09I did say it back.
26:11But did you mean it?
26:12Did you mean it?
26:13Ah.
26:13You can't just be thrown around the L-bomb like that as well, you know?
26:17And I just thought, did I maybe say it too early?
26:22Yeah, clearly.
26:24Fucking hell for it.
26:24So, do you see the pickle I'm in?
26:26Yes.
26:27What's a pickle?
26:29Is he in a pickle?
26:30He's knee-deep in the brain, mate.
26:32A bit later, it was off to Battersea for a pint with a couple of familiar faces.
26:39Georgia and Liz.
26:41It's Georgia.
26:42Sam likes Georgia.
26:43Philip told me yesterday that he used the L-bomb to Georgia, but he didn't mean it.
26:49Oh, no.
26:50Fancy telling Sam that, Freddie.
26:51Oh, God.
26:52You twat.
26:53He'll be the first one up, him.
26:55Honestly, you've made my fucking day.
26:58He doesn't like Philip.
26:59Oh, does he not?
27:00Oh, he'll tell him.
27:01He's a bastard.
27:03He'll just tell him.
27:04Georgia, at least.
27:06Look at that.
27:07Fendi, Gucci, race, Prada.
27:10Yeah, there'll be full call, innit?
27:12Georgia, how are you?
27:14I'm good.
27:14I'm good.
27:14Yeah, it's been going well.
27:16It's been going well?
27:17Yeah.
27:17Oh, God, here we go.
27:18How are things with Philip?
27:20You're pulling the face because you know what Sam's going to do.
27:23Yeah.
27:23It's just because...
27:26Say it.
27:27I don't know, Freddie said something.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30Freddie sat next to you.
27:32Freddie is even sat next to you.
27:35You can't throw someone with a bus that sat next to you.
27:38Said what?
27:38Wait, have you guys said, I love you?
27:40Oh, my God.
27:41Yeah, I've said it.
27:43And he said it back.
27:44Ooh!
27:46Why?
27:47Why?
27:47What's happened?
27:48Philip?
27:49No, no, no, no.
27:50Philip?
27:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:52Let him tell him himself.
27:54Oh, Sam.
27:55Sam?
27:55Philip said he doesn't mean it.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:58Doesn't mean what?
27:58He said it in the moment after three tequila shots.
28:01Oh, you arse.
28:03What an absolute arse.
28:05Why would you do that?
28:07That should have come from Philip.
28:09not this idiot right yeah what did i do yeah i can't believe sam prince is actually going
28:16oh i'm an idiot you've just thrown your mate under the bus it wasn't long before philip had
28:23been summoned to the boozer i got your message to me brace yourself philip here he comes i just
28:30had to hear from sam that you've been with the boys yesterday saying that you don't mean it when
28:36you say you love me that you never have good for her good for her being frank if you think
28:43that's
28:43too soon and you don't mean it or you don't feel it then say it he needs to be a
28:49grown-up he's not
28:50a grown-up georgia you know say what you see if you see it say it stops talking to the
28:56boys about
28:57okay i'm saying it now yeah right it's a bit late now sam's already told that say it then go
29:01on then
29:02and say what you feel i've just said it well say it again why does she want him to say
29:07it again and
29:07stick the knife in he's just said what you've said is correct why do you want him to go look
29:11you dead
29:11in the eye i don't love you that's like potter replaying goodbye my lover on her way to work and
29:17playing it again and again until she cries say that you don't mean it why are you looking at the
29:23ceiling where's he gone yeah okay i don't mean it oh okay you don't say like a jerk she tried
29:32to
29:33apply pressure and she didn't get no diamond it wasn't that hard was it oh you know what i like
29:39the
29:39girls they made in chelsea do you know why they don't give a shit they don't do they
29:45in leeds who would you rather have as your neighbor auntie margaret or ma'am auntie margaret
29:51really why because she does stuff for you without whinging about it she comes and sees to me dogs for
29:57me sisters ellie and izzy well you know it's mum's day off from work today i phoned her up this
30:03morning
30:03where are you i'm up to here a cat's got to go to the vet's nats let it out i
30:09need to give me chicken
30:10some eye drops i've got to make ezra's pack up getting dressed what are you doing ezra's crying
30:15for nana and he went i'm not i'm crying for mummy on wednesday there was something spooky for us on
30:24apple tv i love a good drama league you do though don't you can you answer yes or no you've
30:31got that
30:31much stuff in your mouth supernatural supernatural we like a bit of that don't we hmm i love a bit
30:39supernatural frightens the at me but i love it she's been acting weird for months
30:46stopped saying good morning always staying over to her sisters who's he talking to he's on the radio
30:52oh is he trauma dumping on his mate on another boat hey one oh no oh no blackout oh wow
31:00like
31:00a cup of immunotriangleting yeah what the bloody hell what in the alfred hitchcock's happening here
31:09you know when birds are fleeing that's a sign something's going on something's about to happen
31:19oh the mist oh it's a mist you know nothing good ain't gonna come from this it's not looking good
31:25bruv run they can't drive a sail swim do anything
31:34we'd always be yeah sounds uh imagine how is your postal address yeah sounds like a nice drop of
31:41wine that don't it yeah it's a wine you'd probably have a drop of widow's bay with like your chicken
31:46and chips wouldn't you yeah okay uh so i want to move quickly in the drama we saw local mayor
31:52tom holding a
31:53committee meeting our peaceful little island town it's a place for tourists to come with their
31:59families and relax right that's it that's all tell that to ship clark tell that to ship clark oh yeah
32:08where's he gone that must be the guy on the boat right you know when all the mist came and
32:12the lights
32:13went off wait did something happen to shep fog took him no no the fog did not take him it
32:18did we saw it
32:19didn't willie yeah the fog took him oh well some more likely something in the fog it already took
32:26ship and it'll take the rest of us tonight it's a haunt it's a haunt remind me again a haunt
32:33is worse
32:34than a spook but not as bad as a fright oh he's mocking you should never mock about a haunt
32:40tom thinks
32:40this is all superstition bollocks didn't he you can mock me all you like the islands cursed tom something
32:47tells me that you know they should be listening to wick yeah something is telling me that wick knows
32:51best here if i were tom i'd lean into all spooky stuff yeah it's not doing package holidays yeah
32:57maybe a mystery tour on voucher yeah stag dudes that sort of thing yeah later on wick gave tom the
33:03lowdown on the island's history 1846 they called it the fog that stole souls fog that stole souls oh god
33:15yeah that's creepy yeah yeah that'll do it for me warn the villagers that's it i'm running yeah stage one
33:23the eyes turn white oh zombies loss of the five senses and delirium stage three loss of erection
33:33an erection did he say an erection wait why is that even a symptom all right cool
33:38you can't get erect or i i don't think i care about that when my eyes are like this and
33:43i can't see
33:44or smell or taste or taste or nothing oh who's this oh is that ship or the guy that was
33:58on the boat
33:59shep clark he's breathing he's breathing check if he can get a stiffy then we'll know
34:07caused a real ruckus today ship
34:12come on shep wake up and tell us what's happened would you want to be in that room
34:17nah not a chance would i oh he's waking up please wake it up is he hey shep
34:29what are you saying what's he saying he's saying something this is a delirium this
34:36what was that what's he saying oh this is gonna be a jump oh no
34:44hate ship
34:46ah oh jesus daniella his eyes are white his eyes are white his eyes are white his eyes are white
34:53ah he's got him what is it what's strangling him
34:59oh my god where's he got this straight from
35:11oh he's dead he's gone he's gone what's what what is happening oh a bit confusing that there's more to
35:18this in there there's more to this that's my sailor voice i wondered if you're trying to be a bit
35:24corny there's more to this than meets the white eye
35:38in derby brother man i can't thank you enough for babysitting my feral children for a couple of days
35:45oh you're welcome boss i love doing it the sadiqis they keep you on your toes don't they yeah they
35:50do
35:51i love the relationship between them at the moment though because emilia is proper big sis with him
35:55yeah yeah yeah she can be like silly with him but also very maternal with him as well yeah she
36:01is
36:01yeah and he loves it yeah yeah yeah and i think if if mel's not around then that's ordinarily who
36:08we
36:08would probably go to 100 but actually yeah that's kind of the hierarchy in the house anyway
36:12it yeah i'm guessing that it's like mel emilia the dog then me i like look at the dog and
36:22i'm like
36:22your turn go on
36:25on friday night itv had a go at something new have you heard anything about the neighborhood
36:31oh it's advertised so much is it oh i'm sure it's because it's got graham norton in it better be
36:38good
36:43in the heart of the peak district this looks quaint doesn't it oh that does look nice lies a picture
36:49perfect village i've always wanted to live in a neighborhood where there's like a milk man six
36:54real households from across the uk are about to move in so it's real families then yeah that looks of
37:01it
37:01it's just like big brother but you bring your family and you've each got a house they'll compete in a
37:06street size popularity contest all right where the last house standing take home a quarter of a
37:12million pounds well that's a pretty good price you'll be no good on it why because you'll not get
37:21on with any of your neighbors how do you think we'd get on if we were in the neighborhood yeah
37:26i think
37:27we'd be all right actually if you cooked lovely food and i was you know entertaining engaging and
37:33handsome i think it'd be really nice wouldn't it we could offer a lot as a team
37:41oh look at all the plants oh you're gonna have a field day here oh the pub tony where this
37:48way
37:48ribs a little bit bounce making up my nerves already uh-huh she has got turbo karen hairdo as
37:55well so i'll be giving her a wide berth look at this oh mom we can have a coffee at
38:00the cafe oh
38:01there's another family oh look at them all being nosy already i love nosy and out the window and
38:07of course because i've got them slap lines i just do that mr norton in his cardigan look at that
38:16knitted
38:17vest that's itv money for you yeah it wasn't long before we heard from our jauntily clad host you'll
38:25be playing your first challenge right now oh oh oh oh right now my first neighborhood challenge is a
38:36chance for the households to get to know each other and it's about to get everyone in a spin
38:42oh it's a washing line isn't it that reminds me who's brought one of my washing props
38:48i've seen that snapped yeah i think the kids run into it on the bikes yesterday
38:52this challenge is about airing dirty laundry in public oh god i always love airing your dirty laundry
39:00in public you do it regularly and your neighbors may be finding out things you'd rather they didn't
39:06jenny if there's a neighbor about three doors away having an argument i will sit in the garden
39:10until they're finished yeah i'll agree to that written on the label is a fact or confession about
39:17one of your neighbors you must work out which household it applies to based on first impressions
39:24i'd make some enemies doing this which household has a member who says cats are pointless boring
39:30miserable moody and shit oh my god a cat hater who's the cat hater that'll be me that's
39:37we're not even on it but that can be the malones who thinks cats are awful yeah it was just
39:42a bit
39:42shit i know how can you hate cats and why would you want to admit that on telly does he
39:48not know
39:48what people who love cats capable of crazy cat people exactly the average uk household does how many
39:56loads of washing a year oh okay average right so three two a week i would think 20 000 i
40:06reckon
40:06an average house yeah laundry four think of the accounts all family let's get back families nine a
40:14week nine a week do you think one a day could be two a day you do three a day
40:18well i have to let's see
40:20what the options are what is 20 000 divided by 365 so that's 54 washes a day but i i
40:31hadn't
40:31thought that i was just saying it's gonna be a lot the actual answer is 270 loads per year i
40:43only wash
40:43my clothes once a week yeah you're on your own isn't it yeah in blackpool do you know what i
40:52love
40:53my lad and dad days with jimmy oh it's so cool pete and his little sister sophie had to put
41:00him in
41:00eva's car seat today his knees were around his ears this page had taken his long text page going what
41:07fuck you're doing driving off with it it's actually 45 minutes like oh sorry i completely forgot about
41:12it he's in eva's car folding up like a pan he's like on a ryan air flight on monday night
41:21channel
41:22four took us back to seduction school with the return of this that was very funny i mean though
41:29what what do you think life would be like without sex now i can tell you in a world saturated
41:37with
41:38sex more young adults than ever are caught in an intimacy epidemic you know why this is don't you
41:44screens social media no one can talk to anyone now the thought of having sex with someone scares me
41:51it gives me a bit i don't feel confident see people shouldn't be saying these words about sex sex is
41:56great oh what a shit wait till you try it you'll love it all i think about is what i'm
42:04gonna get
42:04wrong can you point to the outer labia oh no this is horrible whoa one expecting that straight off the
42:13bat now i'm interested
42:21it's quite easy to lose your virginity as you and i both know yes true true i mean this is
42:27licensed
42:28perving this is a charter for perverts to watch pornography pretending it's to do with health this phase
42:37is all about shame shame brilliant have you ever felt shame no first celeste and danielle will perform
42:47an intimate demonstration how intimate oh please no designed to reveal the group's level of awkwardness
42:54and shame that's shame it's revulsion it's revulsion you horrible elderly perverts wanting to flash in
43:01front of the children so this demo is called pillow talk oh there's a bed oh they've wailed in a
43:10bed
43:10this is like at school when they're wailing a telly yeah this is gonna get tasty
43:14oh my god your eyes are so beautiful no what kind of pillow talk is this what's it called uh
43:23before
43:24foreplay foreplay but what's it called and sexy and is anybody watching they're all looking at the
43:34floor i feel like one of them right now none of them know where to look the way you hold
43:39yourself
43:40turns me on so much oh it's that's quite weird actually isn't it this doesn't happen in real life
43:45no if i said to paige right the way you hold yourself turns me on she would laugh in my
43:52dish
43:58oh no have you learned something jake no this is why we're watching this show together just
44:07fuck off any feelings watching it i don't think any of them did watch it no nobody says anything
44:21quiet awkward the silence speaks volumes they all feel horrendous i think like the idea of
44:28watching this and then being asked to like do that that's like sinful sinful
44:35maybe she's religious you see she's probably have an upbringing where they said don't be doing that
44:40growing up as a christian you kind of feel you you should be one way ah makes sense i have
44:46to be kind
44:46i have to be soft but i have a sexual side to myself that's complicated isn't it jeez you say
44:55i
44:55understand a religious stance on this yeah if you've been brought up to one thing and then you're
45:00feeling another you're thinking well hang on a minute what's right while some get to grips with
45:04the exercise no i don't think joy's really feeling this in it she's she's checked out yeah
45:16oh she's crying don't cry oh look she's getting it's awful for a man
45:28sweet see i would say that's more intimate than them just pretending to like enjoy touching each
45:33other that's a different kind of intimacy though emotional intimacy counts darling to come on the
45:38island day one and be expected to have some kind of erotic energy it's a really hard thing for me
45:43it's all forbidden for her isn't it yeah i think it's a big ask isn't it like come and get
45:49sexy day
45:49one you've just just arrived let's touch each other it's a big big big ask bobby has recently done sex
45:56education at school and has now discovered that you don't actually ingest a seed swallow water and then
46:05have a baby in your belly and he was still going on to me he would go like quizzing me
46:09on the theory
46:10and i was like bobby i know you know and he was like know what well i bought him that
46:17book about
46:18puberty for boys at christmas didn't i oh and you told him to turn straight to page 26 so he
46:24definitely
46:25knows
46:30an education in how to find your inner confidence in love and life stream the latest of new virgin
46:35island now ahead of fresh flirtations monday 9 pm your bank holiday weekend gets unplugged with ksi
46:41so lenny henry peter capaldi and kush jumbo from five past eleven tonight as tfi friday lets loose with
46:47the eurythmic rhythms love to drive your barking mads here next in a good way first dates
46:55you
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