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00:00:24¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.
00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.
00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in the midst of
00:00:43gun violence.
00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers, and we have the situation under control.
00:00:49Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.
00:00:53A bunch of savages. Animals that belong in a zoo.
00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell. Look at him.
00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.
00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.
00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.
00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?
00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.
00:01:20Hey, this is my story.
00:01:23So I should tell it.
00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.
00:01:25Where you gonna be at tonight?
00:01:28Oh, you best believe that you're gonna be over at Monte Vista High School
00:01:31because it is going down Super Size out there with a smash hit.
00:01:34The Hater Dance would be in the neighborhood, man.
00:01:37It's Prime 106th annual Unity in the Community School Dance.
00:01:40It's going down at Monte Vista High School.
00:01:41Prima 106.
00:01:47Well, look, that Super Size.
00:01:49That motherfucking Hater Dance song is shit.
00:01:52And I'm going to give him that Super Size song.
00:01:55Puss him just as soon as I can.
00:01:57Want mama to walk you with me?
00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.
00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.
00:02:01You ain't but four feet, goddamn tall shit.
00:02:04Hold on.
00:02:05Here mama come.
00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, goddamn it.
00:02:13I don't want nobody with my baby.
00:02:15I protect my baby.
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:19Aw.
00:02:19Here we go.
00:02:22Now listen, if some shit goes down, I want you to page me, all right?
00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more.
00:02:28We got iPhones.
00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets.
00:02:31Scott, tell a bit.
00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.
00:02:37All right, well, listen, I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.
00:02:39Go on in there and make mama proud.
00:02:41Learn something.
00:02:41Give mama a kiss, though, baby, before I go.
00:02:58Kiss me, nigga, before I bloomed.
00:02:59Mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:03:14I love you.
00:03:15Take care.
00:03:16Learn something today.
00:03:17Make mama proud, little bitch.
00:03:18Tell your teacher, I'll say, hey.
00:03:20Good job.
00:03:21You got something?
00:03:22You got something?
00:03:22Yeah, I got something.
00:03:23Hold on.
00:03:26All right.
00:03:26Yeah, roll out.
00:03:28I got you.
00:03:28I got you.
00:03:29You got something?
00:03:30I'm going to fuck your ass up.
00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up?
00:03:50What your name is?
00:03:50To your home, girls, it's the Rangers.
00:04:16Those dudes are amazing.
00:04:18Best dance click at our school.
00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day-Day.
00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once, but I don't even think he'd remember my name.
00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.
00:04:33Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.
00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from some study buddy shit.
00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities without the college education and social benefits.
00:04:44Let me explain.
00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into cliques.
00:04:50Monte Vista is no different.
00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds, the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.
00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids, aka your hood skaters.
00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.
00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools to ever step foot in the hood.
00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.
00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago, but these fools still up here every single day.
00:05:16Bunch of old wannabe gangsters who want to holler at young chicks, but always fail miserably.
00:05:21We're not carrying any books.
00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.
00:05:25You want to carry these balls then, bitch?
00:05:27Yeah, yeah.
00:05:28Put the balls in your book bag, bitch.
00:05:31I told the bitches to carry my balls.
00:05:33Give me some what?
00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.
00:05:35Somebody give me some what?
00:05:37Let's ride out.
00:05:38I know that's right.
00:05:39Thanks.
00:05:41Then there's the essays, the real gangsters.
00:05:44Legend has it, if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.
00:05:47Where we come from, blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.
00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.
00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.
00:05:56It's the same shit.
00:05:58See what I did there?
00:06:00And the most notorious badass essay of them all is Big Junior.
00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance because he thought some blind guy
00:06:10was looking at his little sister.
00:06:12Which just so happens to be the girl of my dreams, Anastasia Moreno.
00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a naptime towel in the first grade.
00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself, all over the towel, all over her.
00:06:26I sure enough did.
00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.
00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.
00:06:32I mean, she's a sweet girl, a part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed.
00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.
00:06:42Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by.
00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.
00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
00:07:07Yeah!
00:07:11Wait a minute.
00:07:13Is she looking at me?
00:07:17Jason Phoebe Jackson.
00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.
00:07:20This is my moment.
00:07:22Seize the opportunity.
00:07:33Go get him, buckaroo.
00:07:35Oh, yeah.
00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.
00:07:38The tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man that's been killing kids for years.
00:07:43Yeah, I wasn't always super cool.
00:07:46Until I discovered these.
00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.
00:07:53And since she's a single parent, he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.
00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.
00:08:00Don't cheat.
00:08:01My role model.
00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.
00:08:04A true definition of a man.
00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.
00:08:22My nigga, what the fuck, bro?
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked upness.
00:08:36Why is he so little?
00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.
00:08:43Oh, my God.
00:08:44Oh, my God.
00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.
00:08:49Pause that, bro.
00:08:49Why are you even looking at this nigga dick?
00:08:51His dick look like Franklin.
00:08:57Hey, bro.
00:08:58Put your pants on.
00:08:58He used to be sitting there with his pants down.
00:09:01Attention.
00:09:02It's 745.
00:09:04We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.
00:09:08Please hop your head down here to the guidance counselor's office.
00:09:12Hey, guys.
00:09:12Hey, guys.
00:09:13Wait up.
00:09:14Yo, how can I be a ranger?
00:09:16I know everything about y'all.
00:09:18I got all your mixtapes.
00:09:19I know all your dance moves.
00:09:20This nigga is a stalker, too.
00:09:23I do whatever it takes.
00:09:24I swear.
00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.
00:09:28You really about to have ranger life, Day Day?
00:09:31Whip it out.
00:09:32The rangers got to getting some.
00:09:35Memorize it.
00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique, you gotta get the drawers off one of
00:09:40the illest chicks.
00:09:41That's right.
00:09:42Panties.
00:09:42And when you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties, you in.
00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?
00:09:50Panties.
00:09:51Like these.
00:09:54These are quiches from last night.
00:09:57She just gave you those.
00:09:58For sure.
00:09:59All right, now, here come them sugar drawers.
00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.
00:10:12But it was just my imagination.
00:10:16Yo, yo, yo.
00:10:17Snap out of it, Uncirkey.
00:10:19Ranger shit is real.
00:10:21South Central wasn't Bill No Day.
00:10:23So can you pull it off?
00:10:24Or what?
00:10:26Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?
00:10:28Tonight.
00:10:29Tonight?
00:10:30Tonight.
00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't Bill No Day.
00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.
00:10:35I should be saying shit.
00:10:37Niggas be fading.
00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school.
00:10:41Tonight.
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.
00:10:45Yeah, it is.
00:10:46Tonight is the Unity in the Community School dance, fool.
00:10:50And it's a lock-in.
00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is,
00:11:00let me explain.
00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment
00:11:05and keep them away from gang violence,
00:11:07we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleepover.
00:11:11In a gym.
00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?
00:11:15Wrong.
00:11:16Instead of a lock-in,
00:11:18they need to call it the get-it-in.
00:11:20Because that's all that's happening all night long.
00:11:22Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.
00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.
00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.
00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand
00:11:41and a major label record deal.
00:11:43Their lives changed forever,
00:11:45and they're coming back this year to judge
00:11:46and give another act a ticket out of the hood.
00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.
00:11:51We better get to class.
00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.
00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.
00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.
00:11:56This school don't run us.
00:11:58Extra me and any...
00:11:58Quit trippin'.
00:11:59Y'all with the big dogs, runnin' this school.
00:12:02School don't run us.
00:12:04They're right, too.
00:12:06Langston.
00:12:19Tarty, tarty, tarty!
00:12:21Get your little hot-pocket-sized ass to my office!
00:12:24Give it to me, give it to me, give me the phone.
00:12:26In here, sir.
00:12:29It's a little ass on in here.
00:12:32Huh, ain't that a bit?
00:12:34Hey, the damn.
00:12:35That's what's wrong with you, kid.
00:12:36Your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.
00:12:39I'm about sick of it.
00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be there to throw your ass up.
00:12:43I wouldn't play it.
00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.
00:12:45That's right.
00:12:46I'm trying to...
00:12:48Ooh, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, that, that, that.
00:12:54Ooh, yeah.
00:12:56Stop lookin' at my gun!
00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.
00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!
00:13:07I mean, my faculty.
00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Miss Johnson.
00:13:11She hear every damn thing.
00:13:13Everything.
00:13:14Yeah, he is a bitch sometimes.
00:13:16I need to talk to you about that little button naked dance you just did out there on the
00:13:22quad just a minute ago.
00:13:27Well, I'm not circumcised either.
00:13:31And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.
00:13:35Yeah, join the club!
00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.
00:13:40You got a Jeremy Shepard dick, I got a Jeremy Shepard dick.
00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick.
00:13:45That's what you got.
00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.
00:13:49I know it.
00:13:50When your little dick gets a little blanket lint on it and cookie crumbs and stuff like that,
00:13:54it's hard to blow off.
00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.
00:13:58You ain't got to use a condom.
00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.
00:14:02That little ball pop up.
00:14:04Mo' pleasure.
00:14:07Principal Rogers.
00:14:08What?
00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?
00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.
00:14:14I want to ask you something.
00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?
00:14:19The Rangers?
00:14:19No, they're my friends.
00:14:22That's what I'm talking about.
00:14:23See that?
00:14:23See that?
00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.
00:14:26I'm going to tell you something, Jabberda.
00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.
00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.
00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?
00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids,
00:14:36they're going to fuck one of y'all up up and around here.
00:14:38Somebody's going to bend you, spin you, and go up in you.
00:14:40This is my school.
00:14:41And I ain't going to play that.
00:14:42I don't like one of them there a bit.
00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?
00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason.
00:14:51And no, I'm not.
00:14:53I'm going to tell you something, Jeff, bro.
00:14:54You're going to try to start a race ride.
00:14:55You better leave them little Mexican kids along.
00:14:58They're going to jump on you.
00:14:59Yeah, four to five of them are going to jump on your little ass.
00:15:01They're going to have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.
00:15:03They don't play that bullshit.
00:15:04Look at that.
00:15:06There.
00:15:07Pimp shit.
00:15:09You think it's a gang?
00:15:11You think it's a gang?
00:15:12You're going to end up on first, first, first, first 38?
00:15:17First 38.
00:15:18I thought it was...
00:15:19Yes, 38, nigga.
00:15:21Yes.
00:15:21Mom, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in.
00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.
00:15:26And I need to hear a quick and a cacket lick his ass.
00:15:28All right, great.
00:15:29I'll see you later.
00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.
00:15:38Huh?
00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?
00:15:41Yeah, come on.
00:15:42Get your little nose ass out of here.
00:15:44Get on out of here.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:50I hate the dance.
00:15:53I hate the dance.
00:15:55I hate the dance.
00:15:57Oh!
00:16:00I didn't get, uh...
00:16:16What the fuck?
00:16:18It seems like today's your unlucky day.
00:16:21Day?
00:16:23That's funny, fool.
00:16:26Hey.
00:16:27Man, why are y'all messing with me?
00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.
00:16:35It's your day-day.
00:16:37You have a real important phone call.
00:16:43Who's this?
00:16:44I want my money, but I'm going to kill you.
00:16:47What?
00:16:47Niggas speak English.
00:16:49Who's this?
00:16:51It's Junior.
00:16:53He just got out.
00:16:54And he wants his money.
00:16:56Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.
00:16:59It's rude.
00:17:02My bad, Junior.
00:17:03I didn't know it was you.
00:17:05How did you get out?
00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.
00:17:08I want my money, but I'm going to kill you.
00:17:12Look, man, I got your money.
00:17:14Don't worry.
00:17:15Sir, 25 cents for another minute.
00:17:19What did he say?
00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.
00:17:24I don't speak Spanish.
00:17:25Where's my money, puto?
00:17:27Who's this day-day?
00:17:31$2,000 by midnight,
00:17:33or Junior's going to kill you.
00:17:39$2,000.
00:17:43$2,000?
00:17:44Man, where am I going to get that from by midnight?
00:17:47Daddy, you cool?
00:17:48Hell nah.
00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit
00:17:51my wack-ass father did.
00:17:53Uncle D smoke?
00:17:54Yeah, that lying-ass nigga Darren.
00:17:56See?
00:17:57My mom thought it'd be a good idea
00:17:59for me to go visit him in prison.
00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.
00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.
00:18:04Hi, Daddy.
00:18:07Whose goddamn white baby is that?
00:18:09This is your baby, okay?
00:18:10He's just light-skinned.
00:18:11Mm-hmm.
00:18:13That one might be mine.
00:18:15That one right there.
00:18:16I'm not totally sure.
00:18:17Just because you name him Darren
00:18:18don't mean he belong to Darren.
00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.
00:18:23This baby is light-skinned,
00:18:24but not light-skinned.
00:18:26That is a white child.
00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
00:18:30That is a Slavic baby,
00:18:32a Viking from Iceland.
00:18:33That's a good...
00:18:34That baby got $7.30 as a credit rating
00:18:36right now as an infant.
00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.
00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.
00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.
00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?
00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.
00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.
00:18:52So, clearly, you've been having some conjugal visits
00:18:55with some other motherfuckers other than me.
00:18:57That's not my baby.
00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.
00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.
00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.
00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?
00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?
00:19:13Uh-uh, nuh-uh.
00:19:14Hey, Darren.
00:19:15I talk to my mom like that, man.
00:19:17Be respectful.
00:19:18You're absolutely right.
00:19:19I apologize for that.
00:19:22It's just that this bitch...
00:19:23There you go again.
00:19:25...your mother was misbehaving.
00:19:27I'm sorry.
00:19:27I should have set a better example
00:19:30in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.
00:19:34All right.
00:19:35So, could I please speak to my black son privately, please?
00:19:39If that be okay with you, Darren?
00:19:41Mm-hmm.
00:19:41I mean, meaning no disrespect, sir.
00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.
00:19:45Come on, baby.
00:19:47Oh, raggedy-head, sir.
00:19:49Oh, yeah.
00:19:51Yeah, excuse me, son.
00:19:53This is my first white baby.
00:19:55What's up, man?
00:19:57I'm in a jam.
00:19:59What?
00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident,
00:20:04and I need, uh, like, 13,000 cigarettes,
00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol,
00:20:12and then, like, 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.
00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market
00:20:18if you can handle that for me.
00:20:19I appreciate it.
00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?
00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...
00:20:27Wait, you got to do a flashback within a flashback?
00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.
00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.
00:20:33That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.
00:20:36So now, what had happened was...
00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes, ever.
00:20:44But one day, the cash was on the line,
00:20:47I'd been sipping that lean,
00:20:48and it caught me slipping.
00:20:52What's this got to do with me?
00:20:54It's your problem.
00:20:54Uh, I didn't have the money,
00:20:57and in lieu of the money,
00:20:59I told Junior and his crew
00:21:01that I had a rich son
00:21:03in a famous rap group,
00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000
00:21:07don't mean nothing
00:21:08when he clocking all the dollars
00:21:09out there, Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.
00:21:12What?
00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.
00:21:14I ain't got no money.
00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?
00:21:20If you didn't learn nothing
00:21:21from your white brother,
00:21:22it's learn, always look
00:21:24on the bright side of life.
00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?
00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning,
00:21:31but they're already trying to make me
00:21:33make small booty payments,
00:21:35and I only got a small booty to work with.
00:21:39Look here, man.
00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hole.
00:21:42You understand what I'm saying?
00:21:44They don't take debit or credit
00:21:46or nothing in here.
00:21:47It's just hold, okay?
00:21:49Now, I've been holding on to it for 16 years.
00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now
00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups
00:21:56and some cigarettes.
00:21:58Speaking of which,
00:21:59I need you to do me a favor.
00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?
00:22:04That's disgusting, man.
00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?
00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga.
00:22:10What do you think?
00:22:11I pulled them out my ass.
00:22:12You ain't got to smell it.
00:22:13I just listened to it.
00:22:14I know, I know it's time.
00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds
00:22:17before they snatch me up out of here
00:22:19because I'm a gangster.
00:22:21But look, I need you to save my spankster.
00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,
00:22:26you better lock me down.
00:22:27Some father I got, huh?
00:22:29Now I got to play junior by midnight.
00:22:32Anyway, you get them draws yet?
00:22:35I'm just messing with you.
00:22:37Come on, bro.
00:22:37You got P.E.
00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?
00:22:41Yeah, man.
00:22:42I seen you near the far, looking all in that flake and shit.
00:22:46Hey, let's keep this junior thing between me and you, though.
00:22:49It's 11 o'clock.
00:22:50Get y'all ratchet ass in the class.
00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.
00:22:59Go ahead.
00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.
00:23:01But the struggle is real.
00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence,
00:23:07and he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.
00:23:09And probably me, too, once he finds out
00:23:11I'm trying to get his sister's panties.
00:23:13Are those panties really worth dying for?
00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.
00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.
00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said.
00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs
00:23:28being purged of fires sparkling in lover's eyes.
00:23:36Get your asses up for some aerobics.
00:23:39Stay your asses up!
00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today.
00:23:42Don't make me mad.
00:23:43Come on, now.
00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?
00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight.
00:23:49And to the leg.
00:23:51Woo!
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:53Come on, guys.
00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?
00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.
00:23:57Come on.
00:23:59Not that.
00:23:59Yeah, side to side.
00:24:00Yeah, side to side.
00:24:01Oh, yeah.
00:24:03Keep going.
00:24:04Ooh.
00:24:06Beat the dance.
00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dash.
00:24:11Not so hard, okay?
00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.
00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance.
00:24:19What's a B3?
00:24:21Man, you got to keep up with the acronyms
00:24:23if you're going to be a ranger.
00:24:24B3 is big booty.
00:24:26Thank you.
00:24:27Come on, J.X., let's roll over there right now.
00:24:29I like that.
00:24:30J.X., that's your new name.
00:24:32Yeah, that's right.
00:24:33Dougie's with it, boy.
00:24:35That's the Frederick Douglass right there, you old nigga.
00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?
00:24:40Come on, love.
00:24:41You little homie with us.
00:24:42Um, sorry, Langston.
00:24:44I ain't know.
00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?
00:24:48Uh, me?
00:24:50No.
00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.
00:24:54Ah!
00:24:55Hey!
00:24:55Ah!
00:24:57Ah!
00:24:57Ah!
00:24:58Yeah, that's it.
00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.
00:25:01What?
00:25:03What?
00:25:04What?
00:25:04What?
00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my catasthenics, huh?
00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.
00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.
00:25:14We don't like it.
00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.
00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?
00:25:20You gotta like it.
00:25:22Okay!
00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.
00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.
00:25:29Check it out.
00:25:30Who painted your back?
00:25:31Leonid wrote DaVinci?
00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.
00:25:34Hey, I'm so disrespectful.
00:25:38She fuckin' up, she fuckin' up, got me dancin' on her butt.
00:25:42She fuckin' up, she the baddest in the club.
00:25:45She fuckin' up, got me dancin' on her butt.
00:25:47She fuckin' up.
00:25:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.
00:25:50You got ass, then shake that.
00:25:52If you got ass, then shake that.
00:25:53If you got ass, then shake that.
00:25:53You got ass, then shake that.
00:25:54Then drop and bring it back.
00:25:56If you got back, then bring it back.
00:25:57And if you bad, you can make it clap.
00:25:59Hold on my lap, snap.
00:26:01Bag turned around, no mama touchin' the ground.
00:26:03I can't run if it's a brawl, may the rain, the bitch drown.
00:26:06Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds.
00:26:08Got me feelin' like a hound, sniffin' for kitty I found.
00:26:12Attractin' all the women with them big old booties.
00:26:14No time for no games, and I'm supposed to be a rookie?
00:26:17Switchin' in them heels, make a nigga wanna heal.
00:26:19I'm a dog starin' at ass, till my paws get a feel.
00:26:22Shout it, what's the dilly?
00:26:24These niggas can't get with me with my twenties and them fifties.
00:26:26Yeah, sittin' on them titties, right?
00:26:28Take a back.
00:26:29And all these niggas lookin' like, really, what?
00:26:31He gettin' to the money, it's funny.
00:26:33These all the women is really attracted to me.
00:26:36Now I'm denyin' ratchets and steady stackin' this money.
00:26:38She fuckin' up.
00:26:39She fuckin' up.
00:26:40Got me dancin' on the butt.
00:26:42She fuckin' up.
00:26:43She the baddest in the club.
00:26:45She fuckin' up.
00:26:45Got me dancin' on the butt.
00:26:47She fuckin' up.
00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.
00:26:50You got ass, then shake that.
00:26:52If you got ass, then shake that.
00:26:53You got ass, then shake that.
00:26:54You got ass, then shake that.
00:26:55Got ass, then shake that.
00:26:56I'll tell you what.
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Whoa.
00:27:00Whoa.
00:27:00Whoa.
00:27:00Whoa.
00:27:02Yo, we killed that.
00:27:04We definitely gonna win tonight.
00:27:05Bro, you already know sup.
00:27:07I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.
00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight.
00:27:11Nigga, yeah right.
00:27:12You know her daddy a pastor.
00:27:14What?
00:27:15Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?
00:27:17My fault.
00:27:17I'll repent.
00:27:19Yo, yo, check that out.
00:27:20That's confidence right there.
00:27:22Yeah, they still ain't gonna smash.
00:27:24But it needs to be confident.
00:27:26I don't know, bro.
00:27:27This old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league.
00:27:30How can you get my name out?
00:27:32You blew it, y'all.
00:27:33Don't strip.
00:27:34You're gonna see it.
00:27:35No you won't, little nigga.
00:27:39I mean, we saw a ranger again, bro.
00:27:41Oh, man.
00:27:45Hi, Mrs. Johnson.
00:27:47Hello, bitches.
00:27:51Hi, boys.
00:27:55Damn.
00:27:57Stop looking at my bitch!
00:28:00Uh, students, it's 12, 13.
00:28:04Lunch time, reduced lunch, free lunch, hell.
00:28:09No lunch.
00:28:12Hey, man, look at these little niggas.
00:28:13I need some moves.
00:28:14Moves?
00:28:15Oh, man.
00:28:16Man, that's why the rangers is gay.
00:28:17What's up?
00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?
00:28:19You heard what he said, fools.
00:28:21Y'all gay.
00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with.
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:26Cue these niggas off, yo.
00:28:27I don't little niggas funny.
00:28:37Uh, yeah.
00:28:39Look at this.
00:28:39Uh, it's ranger gay, man.
00:28:42Look at these suckas.
00:28:43We run this school.
00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it.
00:28:46Hot.
00:28:46Like your mama coochie or something.
00:28:48That shit don't stop.
00:28:50Plunger.
00:28:50Dude, you ass stout.
00:28:52Plumber.
00:28:53I don't understand something.
00:28:54What?
00:28:54Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman?
00:28:57For lunch?
00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry.
00:29:00Could've been your pups, but I got jipped by the monk.
00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way.
00:29:04That shit is stankin'.
00:29:05Woo!
00:29:05How you put up with that stench?
00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch.
00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch.
00:29:12Met your mama freshman year.
00:29:13We've been fuckin' ever since.
00:29:15Nigga, ain't that about a bitch.
00:29:17Look at your gears.
00:29:18Either this or the rim.
00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print.
00:29:21Can we tell Joe, let him know who you with?
00:29:24Bitch.
00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy.
00:29:26In the back of your neck, look like grits.
00:29:28Hominy.
00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie.
00:29:32Oh, nobody knows.
00:29:34Tell the truth we threw these loose, huh?
00:29:35Honestly.
00:29:36Come out the closet with your promise ring.
00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga.
00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure.
00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga.
00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas.
00:29:52Yo.
00:29:55Listen.
00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't arranging material.
00:29:59Uh.
00:30:03Uh, students, you think I'm playin'?
00:30:07I'm walkin' round here, I'm lookin' for ya'.
00:30:08Get your little goat-smellin' answers in your class.
00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin', don't make me sneak up on ya'.
00:30:15Ha!
00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me, give me the funk.
00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?
00:30:23It's pot.
00:30:25Hold on.
00:30:35Smoke weed, have a day.
00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front.
00:30:42I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit
00:30:44and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.
00:30:46I got all his albums.
00:30:48I fucks with hoes.
00:30:59It was just my circumcision.
00:31:05Miss Moreno, late again.
00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley.
00:31:11You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch.
00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch, comin' up in my class all late and shit.
00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's, it's not even like that.
00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?
00:31:25Well, actually, I, um, I have something.
00:31:28Uh-huh.
00:31:29Um, and it works, uh...
00:31:33I mean, I liked it.
00:31:35It's formatted correctly.
00:31:37The words were beautiful.
00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it.
00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?
00:31:42No, you're perfect.
00:31:44It's perfect.
00:31:46Thanks.
00:31:49Oh.
00:31:50You decided to actually do some work.
00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit.
00:31:56Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.
00:32:00What?
00:32:01To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.
00:32:04Miss Billingsley...
00:32:04Don't talk back to a pimp.
00:32:06Respect my gangster.
00:32:17Miss…
00:32:22I was like, one dip.
00:32:22She's notBRNDing on you.
00:32:30Like this, yes!
00:32:31Well, I won't tell you...
00:32:31Frankly, is it?
00:32:31Nobody wants you to keep me.
00:32:33You stay quiet.
00:32:41So good.
00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems
00:32:45Like an eternity
00:32:47Too fearful for speaking
00:32:50Too nervous for flirting
00:32:53My words escape me
00:32:55Yet flourish from the page
00:32:57Maybe it's not yet my season
00:33:00My love ferments with age
00:33:03I guess I must wait
00:33:05I confess I must say
00:33:07You are my star
00:33:10You are my star
00:33:13But I am just a glimmer
00:33:15In the galaxy of your existence
00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance
00:33:19Burned by your heat
00:33:21I've yearned for so long
00:33:23For you without me
00:33:26Is like a singer with no song
00:33:29Yet still
00:33:31You are my star
00:33:38Oh shit
00:33:40That motherfucker
00:33:41Was hella dope
00:33:55Students it's three o'clock
00:33:57School is over
00:33:58The school dance is tonight
00:34:00No gang attire
00:34:01No lace front
00:34:02No thongs
00:34:03No cecesters
00:34:04See you tonight
00:34:12Hey man where the hell is your clothes
00:34:14Horse got the munchies
00:34:16A maiden
00:34:16Smooth move back there in class
00:34:18My son
00:34:20Now it's time to rope this filly
00:34:21Damn it's your time for me
00:34:23Here she comes
00:34:23Jason
00:34:25Jason
00:34:27Oh my god
00:34:29She gave me an A
00:34:31She even wrote
00:34:32Your poem was the shit
00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you
00:34:37I mean
00:34:38You're talented
00:34:39I've seen you
00:34:41Really?
00:34:42I mean
00:34:43I got the vocals
00:34:44Just
00:34:45Not much of a songwriter
00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that
00:34:50Yeah
00:34:52That would be cool
00:34:54I guess I owe you now
00:34:56Nah you don't owe me
00:34:57It's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool
00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy
00:35:03That was really stupid
00:35:04That was you
00:35:04Shut up
00:35:05Shit
00:35:07Excuse me?
00:35:08Huh?
00:35:08I said shut up all them haters
00:35:10And uh
00:35:11Give me your number
00:35:14Okay
00:35:24So
00:35:25You should give me a call sometime
00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together
00:35:30Yeah
00:35:30I'd like that
00:35:34Fuck you
00:35:34That's how you do that
00:35:35Oh and
00:35:36Aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?
00:35:38Uh
00:35:38Yeah
00:35:38Uh-huh
00:35:39Cool
00:35:40I'll see you there then
00:35:42Yeah
00:35:45Give me a nigga
00:35:46That's how you do it nigga
00:35:47That's how you do it
00:35:48Hey I'm certain
00:35:49She give you the drawers yet?
00:35:53Oh man
00:35:54I'm working on it bro
00:35:56Look you finally got a little confidence
00:35:58Yeah
00:35:59Got a little bit of swag too
00:36:01The youngster got the number
00:36:02I can't believe it
00:36:03That's right
00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it
00:36:05But get ink on his dick when he jacking the walls
00:36:07Pop pop pop pop pop
00:36:09Ah shit
00:36:11Who raggedy ass shit is that?
00:36:14You should bring your ass up boy
00:36:15Nigga that's your mama
00:36:17Aw hell no
00:36:21God damn this boy gonna make me get out of the goddamn car
00:36:24Ah here to see what happened here
00:36:26She not all the way my mama
00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit
00:36:31Shit
00:36:32Get it cus
00:36:33Motherfucking shit
00:36:34You know that you cus
00:36:35I said on two cus
00:36:37Nigga you lying
00:36:38Actually she's a doctor
00:36:39I swear
00:36:40Don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school now
00:36:43Come on
00:36:43If she let you go we gonna be in my crib
00:36:44Alright I'm gonna hit yourself
00:36:45You ain't gonna hit shit
00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way
00:36:49Mama this is my friend
00:36:50You ain't got no fucking friends
00:36:51You ain't got no fucking friends
00:36:54Cus
00:36:54Cus
00:36:56Cus
00:36:56Hey hey hey hold on hold on hold on
00:36:57What's that
00:36:57Hey man come on cus
00:36:59Mama cus
00:37:00Old lady cus
00:37:01You see me out here dancing
00:37:02Crip walking and shit
00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag lady
00:37:05Yeah bitch you interrupting his swag ho
00:37:08How about I interrupt your life
00:37:09Ah shit shit they got red
00:37:10Everybody chill
00:37:11No no no no no
00:37:11Hey hey look at me
00:37:13I'm not worried about the little squirt gun you got nigga
00:37:15I got pussy ass tougher than you
00:37:17Yeah it's on top of your lip bitch
00:37:18Shut up fucker
00:37:19Alright
00:37:36What seem to be the problem person
00:37:37You know no
00:37:38Everything cool around here we straight
00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school you grown ass niggas
00:37:44You're trying to gang bang you need to bang a job
00:37:46I done told you about selling drugs around here
00:37:49Come on okay ain't nobody into that
00:37:50We ain't into that life we just say no to that
00:37:52Ain't that right my niggas
00:37:53Excuse me say what
00:37:54I said we say no to drugs
00:37:55Come again say what
00:37:57N-n-n-no
00:38:00Percy you think you slick I'm on your ass
00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit
00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies man
00:38:06It's OG little pretty thug
00:38:08You know what it is
00:38:09A pretty thug
00:38:10A pretty thug
00:38:11You look like a pretty little chimpanzee
00:38:15Not when I do this
00:38:18Amazing
00:38:19You look like OG meerkat
00:38:22Meerkat?
00:38:22Yeah you look like a little meerkat
00:38:23All four of you is short
00:38:25You understand?
00:38:26Y'all love you can do a flip under the bed
00:38:30N-nigga are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?
00:38:33You up here at the school with some Heelys on
00:38:36I'm crazy
00:38:37Now let this student
00:38:39In this beautiful supermodel
00:38:42Thank you baby
00:38:43Come on through
00:38:44Let's give it a
00:38:44See this
00:38:45Let's see here
00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here
00:38:48Hit me again
00:38:49Built like that goddamn cop
00:38:52Call me when you wanna ride too motherfucker
00:38:55Yes lord
00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard
00:39:00Trust and believe
00:39:02I stick my face in her ass
00:39:03You get stuck
00:39:05That's how I got your daddy to knock me up
00:39:09Knock me good enough
00:39:10I want you to stay out of my woman's face
00:39:12I don't want that bitch
00:39:13Yeah get on out of here
00:39:15All what?
00:39:15All what?
00:39:16Let's roll
00:39:17Let's roll
00:39:17You sure?
00:39:18You sure?
00:39:18Start bitch
00:39:19God damn it
00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here
00:39:23Easy cub, easy cub
00:39:24Easy, easy cub
00:39:26A fucking piece of shit car
00:39:32Fuck this raggedy motherfucker
00:39:34I don't give a fuck bitch
00:39:35Go around bitch, go around
00:39:38I don't give a fuck
00:39:40Fuck you looking at that motherfucker
00:39:42Now, fuck
00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD eyewitness ride-along
00:39:49So this is what we like to do all day
00:39:51Survey the land and look for evildoers
00:39:53I don't like picking up bitches
00:39:54What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?
00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?
00:39:58I love picking up bitches
00:40:00I don't see it in the camera
00:40:01Holy shit!
00:40:02Rock the cock block!
00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here
00:40:06We're in hot pursuit
00:40:08They're pulling over
00:40:09And we got ourselves a hot tamale right here
00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here
00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby
00:40:18Rock the cock block!
00:40:21Rock the cock block!
00:40:22Take them down
00:40:23This is what we're doing right here
00:40:25Hold on, I got you in the back
00:40:26Turn the music down!
00:40:28Huh?
00:40:30Turn the music down!
00:40:32Huh?
00:40:33Turn the fucking music down!
00:40:35Hold on, I can't hear you
00:40:36The music is so loud
00:40:37Let me tune it down!
00:40:38Bitch, I am, carry me
00:40:39How fast you were going?
00:40:41Um
00:40:43Apparently not fast enough
00:40:44Officer, since you caught him
00:40:47Obviously these guys are on drugs
00:40:49Okay?
00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?
00:40:52Any weapons?
00:40:52No, sir
00:40:53I mean, I'm
00:40:54Male
00:40:56Officer
00:40:57Penis?
00:40:58It's penis
00:40:59It's French
00:41:01Okay, penis
00:41:02All we got is these brownies
00:41:03My grandmother made
00:41:04In this non-alcoholic grape drink
00:41:07To wash it down with
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Can I have some of that?
00:41:11Where's the drink?
00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?
00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?
00:41:15This isn't a restaurant
00:41:16I'm starving
00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today
00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them
00:41:21Your grandmother made these?
00:41:22Yes, sir
00:41:23These are amazing
00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show
00:41:25This is ridiculous shit
00:41:27Get out of the car!
00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative
00:41:31So that these perps treat you with respect
00:41:33Cop locked!
00:41:36Hot pursuit!
00:41:37Hot pursuit!
00:41:37Hot pursuit!
00:41:38Two black men in a wide world's voice
00:41:40Going down Fairfax
00:41:41Roger that, Officer Penis
00:41:43It's penis!
00:41:47Power 106
00:41:48The heavy hitter T.J. Bellyfell
00:41:50With the only last hand
00:41:51Baby, baby, baby
00:41:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:41:56Get your shout-outs on
00:41:58Power106.com
00:42:00Tonight, we're broadcasting
00:42:01High school!
00:42:06Yeah, man, I don't have to make you work the corners
00:42:09Make us some money, man
00:42:10Whatever, home
00:42:12I can feel the burn
00:42:14This thing works
00:42:14Feel like Bruce Lee?
00:42:15We better start rehearsing
00:42:17If we're gonna win the talent show tonight
00:42:19I got some cool moves
00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches
00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us
00:42:25And call us bitches
00:42:26You talking about disrespect?
00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you
00:42:28I said pretty bitches
00:42:30Disrespecting you
00:42:31Is calling you ugly bitches
00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch
00:42:34Them bitches don't know
00:42:35Ay, he does have a point
00:42:37Thank you
00:42:38Damn, he's kind of cute
00:42:39In a little chocolate smurf type of way
00:42:41It's me, baby
00:42:42You see
00:42:44You guys can't be serious
00:42:46Do you hear your friends?
00:42:48Come on, you guys
00:42:48Let's go inside
00:42:50This bitch over here
00:42:51Acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna
00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking
00:42:54You little Mexican bitch
00:42:55You see she over here
00:42:56Trying to get it
00:42:56Let your girl get it
00:42:57Over here fucking up games
00:42:59Stankin' bitch
00:43:00Mexican bitch
00:43:01Bitch
00:43:02Bitch
00:43:03Shit
00:43:03Let's go
00:43:04Let's go
00:43:07We are funny
00:43:08He out
00:43:09Look at this bitch
00:43:12What was that you call my sister?
00:43:14The fuck?
00:43:15The fuck you all rolling up on four cubs?
00:43:17You must don't know
00:43:18He can't know
00:43:19He can't know
00:43:20I said
00:43:20Stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch
00:43:22That's why I said cubs
00:43:24This nigga got me fucked up
00:43:26Man, show him what you do
00:43:27Aw, shit
00:43:27It's back here
00:43:28There you go
00:43:30Okay
00:43:31OG, little pretty thug, nigga
00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box
00:43:33Don't do it
00:43:34Calm down
00:43:34You know how you get
00:43:35Six feet under, nigga
00:43:36You hear me?
00:43:37Fineral service
00:43:38It's seven now
00:43:38It's seven feet
00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on a brochure
00:43:41Boy
00:43:41Lights out, hear me?
00:43:43Okay
00:43:44Okay
00:43:44Okay
00:43:45You got me fucked up, cuz
00:43:47Come back, come back, come back
00:43:48You got me fucked up, cuz
00:43:48Come back, come back
00:43:49Pretty thug, nigga
00:43:50You understand?
00:43:51You don't know, ask somebody
00:43:52Don't fuck around
00:43:53You get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga
00:43:54Okay
00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?
00:43:57I said OG, little pretty thug
00:43:58Come again, say what?
00:43:59I'm telling her
00:44:00Oh, shit
00:44:02This nigga real
00:44:03Oh, shit
00:44:03This nigga real
00:44:04Oh, shit
00:44:06This motherfucker's strong
00:44:07Fucking thug, nigga
00:44:08I killed you, bitch
00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ
00:44:10What the fuck?
00:44:12Hey, man
00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man
00:44:14Give us a light
00:44:14Grenade this nigga, man
00:44:16Pray to him
00:44:17Pray to him
00:44:18He did the hell
00:44:20Put him down
00:44:21He don't deserve it
00:44:22Hey, man
00:44:22I can get this
00:44:23Cholo, nigga
00:44:24Damn
00:44:25I can get pretty for this shit
00:44:26I'm gonna get you pretty
00:44:33God damn
00:44:34Get it through you
00:44:37Shit
00:44:38Oh, shit
00:44:39Sticky fucking
00:44:40Hey, man
00:44:41Shoot where you go
00:44:42Hey, man
00:44:43I feel that shit
00:44:45Enough
00:44:46Enough
00:44:46I'm gonna get you
00:44:47Give me nice
00:44:48Boom
00:44:49Time's out of here
00:44:50Shit
00:44:50I always wanted to do that, eh
00:44:53Hey, man
00:44:54Grab my gun
00:44:55You doing so right?
00:44:57Grab my gun
00:44:58You doing so right?
00:44:59I did my gun
00:45:00I can't understand
00:45:01Oh, shit
00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga
00:45:04With Jesus on his face
00:45:04Now, come on
00:45:05In the name of our law
00:45:06Don't do it
00:45:06Fall back, Hulk
00:45:07Fall back
00:45:08Okay
00:45:09Hey
00:45:17What's that you said
00:45:18About my sister
00:45:20Little about mine, cuz
00:45:28No bullets
00:45:30This motherfucker
00:45:31Put no bullets in his gun
00:45:33What a man
00:45:34That's like your life
00:45:35You can play
00:45:36No
00:45:36No
00:45:39Jeez, that's a new voice
00:45:41This is something new
00:45:41This shit
00:45:42Fuck that shit
00:45:44Gotta come on, nigga
00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up
00:45:46I'm not getting out
00:45:47I'll tell you how they're going to show it
00:45:49These niggas got me fucked up
00:45:50Y'all got me fucked up
00:45:53All the way up
00:45:53Hey
00:45:54You took it like a real geno
00:45:56Rattle me, nigga, man
00:46:01Oh, shit
00:46:01We met at the World Star
00:46:03Hey, that shit crap
00:46:04Hey, nigga
00:46:05I killed them niggas off
00:46:06Hey, you did, though
00:46:07Good shit
00:46:07Hey, y'all
00:46:08You hear that, niggas, man
00:46:09Look whose mom
00:46:10Finally let him out the house
00:46:11Man, y'all wack
00:46:12You hating because my mama care
00:46:14Ghetto-ass mama
00:46:15She care about gunplay
00:46:17For real
00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star
00:46:20Check it out
00:46:21She got a million views
00:46:22Is it tight?
00:46:24Yeah
00:46:28Loser
00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone
00:46:30To call Nastassia?
00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?
00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone
00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager
00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know
00:46:39So I'm mad nervous, y'all
00:46:42For sure
00:46:44Call her
00:46:44And I'm gonna call George Kush and light up this blunt
00:46:49No more words
00:46:51You know what?
00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record
00:46:54You know I hold the record for most videos
00:46:56Retired on 106
00:46:57But I've never done it
00:46:59And this one is smashing it
00:47:00How many days has been over?
00:47:01Kill you
00:47:01178 days
00:47:03And go
00:47:03Hey
00:47:04Hey
00:47:04Hey
00:47:05Hey
00:47:05Hey
00:47:05Hey
00:47:08Hey
00:47:08Hey
00:47:09Hey
00:47:09Hey
00:47:09Hey
00:47:09Hey
00:47:09Hey
00:47:13Hey
00:47:15Yo, it's Jason
00:47:23Who the hell is Jason?
00:47:25What do you want with my daughter?
00:47:27Umm, hey sir
00:47:29It's Jason
00:47:30And I want to speak with Anastasia, sir
00:47:32Man you didn't answer my question
00:47:33Who are you
00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?
00:47:36Umm, me and Anastasia are assmates
00:47:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:08I thought this was your cell phone.
00:48:12I lost my cell phone.
00:48:14This is my home phone.
00:48:15What's up?
00:48:17Uh, nothing.
00:48:19What's up with you?
00:48:21Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie.
00:48:24Yo, sex, baby, I'm gonna get none.
00:48:26Excuse me?
00:48:27Uh, nothing, nothing at all, nothing.
00:48:31Um, um, I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in later on.
00:48:36Uh, I guess so.
00:48:57Straight crash and burn.
00:48:58Got all shook when her dad got on the phone.
00:49:01It was downhill from there.
00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.
00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.
00:49:07You niggas in mi casa, fool.
00:49:09Confidence, bro.
00:49:10That's all it is.
00:49:11Stop being so fucking nervous.
00:49:13Yeah, virgin.
00:49:21Who was that on the phone?
00:49:23Nobody.
00:49:23It was just a friend from school.
00:49:25He was helping me with homework.
00:49:26Oh, yeah?
00:49:27He was helping you out.
00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he, uh, a negrito?
00:49:32What does it matter?
00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.
00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?
00:49:37Papa!
00:49:38Papa!
00:49:39Don't papa me.
00:49:40Okay, I know how suave black guys are.
00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo holding their giant penises.
00:49:48All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone, it was all deep.
00:49:52He's got a giant palo.
00:49:54No, he doesn't.
00:49:56What?
00:49:56What did you say?
00:49:58Nothing.
00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...
00:50:03Which means what?
00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.
00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby with a big penis running around this house,
00:50:12touching all my shit, and leaving him for me to raise.
00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.
00:50:17I'm a virgin.
00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom and get pregnant when I was 16.
00:50:23All right, well, you know, at least I stuck around to take care of my children.
00:50:27Those black guys come around with the cool talk, and they get you in bed,
00:50:30and when you get pregnant, they turn into magicians.
00:50:34Magicians?
00:50:35Yeah, magicians.
00:50:36Like the rato we saw at the casino, David Coppertone.
00:50:38Yeah, Coppertone.
00:50:39He was good.
00:50:39Yeah, it was funny.
00:50:40The rabbits?
00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.
00:50:42They disappear.
00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic.
00:50:46All right, I'm telling you, because I want you to take care of yourself.
00:50:49I care about you, mija.
00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.
00:50:52Worry about your sons.
00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.
00:50:56Hmm.
00:50:58Or this one, the 18-year-old who still wears slippers because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.
00:51:03Mm-hmm.
00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.
00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.
00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.
00:51:14Who asked you to talk?
00:51:15And sabes que, why are you always here?
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:18Why are you always here?
00:51:20What do you mean?
00:51:21I'm family.
00:51:22How are you, family fool?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:24How are you, family fool?
00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado, El Machete, who married Consuela, who was
00:51:33married to Pablo before and then escaped to the U.S.
00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me.
00:51:37And then he disappeared.
00:51:39So I don't know what to do, so I just came here.
00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.
00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?
00:51:48My gosh, my boy.
00:51:50Shit, she might have a point.
00:51:52We ought to try to function, we ought to try to function.
00:51:54Power of the sex, DJ Felly Fowl.
00:51:57The moment you get ready for me is going down.
00:51:59After we search, y'all, we're going to lock y'all asses in.
00:52:02Give away at the talent contest, and we're making some stars tonight.
00:52:06You know how we do.
00:52:07Y'all ready?
00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.
00:52:11Monic Vista, let's get.
00:52:13We got the rejects in the house.
00:52:16Two different days, two different women.
00:52:18Dish, dish, dish, bang.
00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.
00:52:21I'm not a family guy.
00:52:22Got a lot of women.
00:52:23Brand new dead.
00:52:24That's the Peter Chris.
00:52:25Don't hit it, don't hit it.
00:52:27They hear we selling Kreese lines, rock around the building.
00:52:29So Koki hit a steward, grab his nose, he's doing vicious.
00:52:31Ratchets poppin', but Shelton call him Thanos.
00:52:33Now go and move your arm, fuck your honey, y'all runnin', runnin'.
00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.
00:52:38Smokin' kaijin, turn his tunas to a function, function.
00:52:41Blow six, I don't need you buvin'.
00:52:44Tell them ever cuffin', Peter Griffin t-shirts.
00:52:46All my, all my love it.
00:52:47Oh snap, the Rangers in the house.
00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.
00:53:01Hey Ranger boys, better behave yourself tonight.
00:53:06I'ma behave on that ass tonight.
00:53:08Damn, Miss Johnson got a cage.
00:53:11Hey, wait, I ain't gonna lie, she is nice looking.
00:53:14Come on, man, what you really supposed to be worried about is Anastasia nice?
00:53:21Nigga, this ain't the Disney channel.
00:53:22You better go handle that.
00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you, fuck boy.
00:53:26All you gotta do is catch it.
00:53:29I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm good.
00:53:30I don't really know what to do though.
00:53:31I know what this little nigga need.
00:53:33Seven minutes to heaven.
00:53:38Hey!
00:53:39Everybody got their name in the hat?
00:53:42For sure.
00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.
00:53:45Seven minutes to heaven.
00:53:46I picked two names out this cat.
00:53:49Y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.
00:53:52First two names are...
00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.
00:53:59Let's get it.
00:54:01You're a nasty hoe.
00:54:04Seven minutes.
00:54:06So what's up, Becky?
00:54:09Absolutely nothing.
00:54:10For seven minutes.
00:54:13Come on, don't be like that.
00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?
00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip.
00:54:26This is what super cops do.
00:54:29Right, Largney?
00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?
00:54:32I've had three of these things.
00:54:35The best.
00:54:36You laugh when you look at Goat's ass.
00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!
00:54:50I think you're beautiful.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53I think you're beautiful.
00:54:56You're beautiful.
00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!
00:55:00I'm driving!
00:55:01I like you!
00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?
00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?
00:55:11What?
00:55:12What kind of question is that?
00:55:14That's what I thought.
00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.
00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.
00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile.
00:55:24And the dimple that only comes out when you laugh.
00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.
00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.
00:55:34You're gonna tell me twice.
00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.
00:55:41I love the white chocolate.
00:55:43I normally don't date what we're...
00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?
00:55:46Get to the dance!
00:55:47The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?
00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.
00:55:52What are you doing?
00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?
00:55:57Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.
00:56:01You better watch them out.
00:56:03Sit up there talking about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.
00:56:06Yo, what the hell is going on out there?
00:56:09Uh, Principal Rogers, uh, as soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.
00:56:15Yeah, you do that.
00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.
00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.
00:56:19You take it easy.
00:56:20Get to the dance, nigga.
00:56:23Will do, sir.
00:56:31Hey, y'all give it up for the supersizer, y'all!
00:56:33I love the supersizer, y'all give it up for the supersizer.
00:56:36All right, man.
00:56:37Eh.
00:56:38Go back.
00:56:39All right.
00:56:41Song for the 80s.
00:56:44Mm.
00:56:46Do the shit.
00:56:48Do the shit.
00:56:49Do the shit.
00:56:49Do the shit.
00:56:56Next two names are Jason and Anastasia.
00:57:02Come on, shit, huh?
00:57:03OK.
00:57:04I guess y'all not feelin' the supersizer.
00:57:07Fuck you, man.
00:57:08The new boys on their way.
00:57:10You still got the talent contest comin' up.
00:57:12The three girls, the rangers, the jerk-out kids.
00:57:15It's a huge money trying to win.
00:57:16Two thousand...
00:57:17Seven minutes.
00:57:18Let's do this before you practice.
00:57:20Come on.
00:57:26Never done this before?
00:57:28Nope.
00:57:29Me either.
00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?
00:57:33Yeah.
00:57:34Very.
00:57:37And then the mission is nice.
00:57:41Hi, 106.
00:57:43We're now broadcasting live from Monta Vista High School.
00:57:46It's all about unity in the community, and we're waiting on the new boys.
00:57:49We make it all out of the city.
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01:17:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:42No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:13No, no, no, no.
01:18:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:12No, no, no, no, no.
01:19:30No, no, no, no, no.
01:19:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:14No, no, no, no, no.
01:20:28My tiredest bitch, nigga.
01:20:30This shit I don't like, nigga.
01:20:33Fuck my shit.
01:20:47Nigga, I'm sweating all around my second belly, nigga.
01:21:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:22:11¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:22:37¡Ay!
01:22:46¡Has visto eso!
01:22:53EL SUNDAY
01:22:58¡Oh espera!
01:22:58You guys are lost last minute
01:22:59And why'd I interrupt your
01:23:00Oh she's dead
01:23:01Which is good
01:23:01You see R. Gonzalez
01:23:02Wait wait wait wait
01:23:03I forgot my line
01:23:04Sir just help me
01:23:05I only got one spate
01:23:06ya
01:23:06You gonna break the whole jail down
01:23:09with your strong stomach
01:23:10I got delicate anchors.
01:23:12Muerto.
01:23:14Muerto.
01:23:16Who you asking for?
01:23:17Other homies.
01:23:19Clap on, clap on, nigga.
01:23:21You dead, bitch.
01:23:23You want it?
01:23:25Don't move, don't move, don't move.
01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga.
01:23:31OG little pretty thug.
01:23:32He's gonna say what?
01:23:33Nigga, I'm saying my name. OG little pretty thug.
01:23:39Lights out, nigga.
01:23:40Okay.
01:23:41You hear me? Lights out for you, nigga.
01:23:43Yo.
01:23:46That shit's gotta be answered.
01:23:48I'm gonna fuck, my bad.
01:23:49I'm sorry, was that my lie or his line?
01:23:51What? I messed up.
01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line? Hmm, yeah.
01:23:54Shit, lights? Wait, what is it?
01:23:56Sorry.
01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight
01:24:00for the lockout.
01:24:02You heard right.
01:24:06So, I hear you, uh, need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?
01:24:10Uh-huh.
01:24:11So, I hear you need, um, a teacher tonight.
01:24:14Volunteer for the lineup?
01:24:15See ya.
01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.
01:24:19You can keep doing it, honey time.
01:24:21I'm sweating!
01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.
01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up.
01:24:27Is that cut?
01:24:28Is that cut, dammit?
01:24:31Function.
01:24:32Function.
01:24:34This joint right here, right here, is only for the sexy people.
01:24:39So all you fine motherfuckers, get out there and dance.
01:24:45Dance, I said.
01:24:46I don't care if you black, white, Asian, even my Spanish people like.
01:24:53Yeah, I'm sexy tonight.
01:24:55Yeah.
01:24:56So you turned up all the way.
01:24:58Then fuck what them haters say.
01:25:07What?
01:25:10Fuck what them haters say.
01:25:13Oh yeah, oh yeah.
01:25:15We sexy.
01:25:16Oh yeah, oh yeah.
01:25:25¡Gracias por ver!
01:25:59¡Gracias por ver!
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