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00:28To be continued
00:30Somebody stop this thing!
00:35We're coming for you!
01:09Sorry!
01:17Oh no!
01:18Where'd he go, boy?
01:22Wait!
01:24Trolls?
01:25This doesn't make any sense!
01:49I'll take that!
01:57Good job, boy!
01:59Let's go!
02:04Oh!
02:05You're not a troll!
02:07I'm not, but even if I was, wouldn't I be a rock right now?
02:10It's daytime after all!
02:11Sorry for being jumpy.
02:13Some trolls cleared my field last night and took my goat.
02:19But how are there trolls inside of the wall?
02:23Which side of the wall do you think you're on, kid?
02:28Ah, we must have followed the train tracks through when we were chasing that thing.
02:32Mum would kill me if she knew.
02:34Do they normally climb this close to the wall?
02:36No, but they're everywhere lately.
02:39As if the Vitra tunnels weren't bad enough.
02:42Hmm.
02:44Well, I'm going in to eat my dinner now.
02:47Pardon me?
02:48I also have a dinner engagement.
02:51I would appreciate a prompt return to my neighborhood.
02:55Of course.
03:01Bye!
03:05Hey!
03:06This isn't where I live!
03:22Hi!
03:23Bye!
03:23Hi!
03:24Oh, hey!
03:42This is a frog.
03:44Who's new?
03:45предположions,
03:45Oswald Game.
03:45Hi!
03:55Hey, sorry I'm late.
04:01Your mom and the elf said we had to wait for you.
04:04It is standard protocol.
04:06Now we can pass the pie.
04:08How's David?
04:10Huh?
04:10He went to David's house.
04:11That's where you came from, right?
04:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:14David's fine.
04:15We just watched a video.
04:16The pie, please.
04:17Must have been an exciting video.
04:20Why is there dirt on your sweater?
04:22Yeah, we prayed in the garden afterwards, so, you know.
04:26Could you continue this discussion after you pass the pie?
04:29Yes, of course.
04:34Bon appetit, everyone.
04:36Oh, finally.
04:39Who's that?
04:41That's it.
04:41I'm taking this to go.
04:46Hello?
04:47Sorry to interrupt dinner.
04:49Oh, come on in.
04:50This is important.
04:52I'm Eric Altberg, new head officer of Trollberg Safety Patrol.
04:56This is Gerda Gustav, my associate.
04:58Associate deputy officer.
05:00You can call me deputy for short, though.
05:03We're here regarding Hilda.
05:05As in me?
05:07Has she done something?
05:08She has.
05:10Something quite serious.
05:13She's won our first annual safety patrol student essay contest.
05:19This is not a drill, ma'am.
05:21She is the official winner.
05:22That's wonderful.
05:24Hilda, you didn't tell me you'd entered an essay contest.
05:27It was just a school thing.
05:29We all had to write essays on the same topic.
05:31Trolls.
05:32Heralds and preparedness.
05:34Hilda wrote a vivid description of her own encounter with a troll.
05:37She was nearly eaten alive, but before her final escape, she managed to pluck her sketchbook from his gaping maw.
05:42Oh, thrilling stuff.
05:44Particularly the illustrations.
05:46You never told me about that.
05:49Of course she didn't.
05:50Why cause you unnecessary distress?
05:52It all turned out in the end, such is the life of an adventurer.
05:56Eh, Hilda?
05:58Exactly.
05:59We could all learn a thing or two from her.
06:02Hmm.
06:02Hilda, as the winner of our contest, you have been selected to participate in a ride-along with a safety
06:09patrol tomorrow.
06:10We're conducting a thorough inspection of the city's troll defenses.
06:13But tomorrow's a school day.
06:15Well, Principal Magnusson feels that this experience provides educational benefits that justify a day outside the classroom.
06:23Yes!
06:23Subject to your approval, of course.
06:28Mom?
06:31Oh, all right, then.
06:33Excellent.
06:34Until tomorrow, Hilda.
06:36Until tomorrow.
06:43Congratulations.
06:44You could have said something about that essay, though.
06:46Never mind the troll.
06:47It wasn't really a big thing.
06:49I mean, I don't tell you every little thing that happens to me.
06:51Hmm.
06:52Apparently you don't.
06:55So my essay offered a broad historical perspective on troll safety.
07:00Heavily footnoted, I presume?
07:02Absolutely.
07:03Oh, sounds delightful.
07:04To be fair, Hilda's piece is more of a compelling read.
07:07Congratulations on your win.
07:09Thanks.
07:10I think this is the first time I've ever won anything.
07:12So, what's the big prize?
07:14I get to go with safety patrol to look at the troll defenses.
07:17Hmm, I wouldn't miss school for that.
07:28I take it back.
07:31You're riding in that thing?
07:33I hope so.
07:35Well, I'm glad I never turned in my essay.
07:37The thought of going up in one of those makes me queasy.
07:40Oh, please.
07:41Dirigibles are perfectly safe.
07:43Looks more reliable than a waft.
07:45But less cozy.
07:46Hmm.
07:46Hilda!
07:48There she is.
07:52Looking forward to seeing the city from the air?
07:55I think so.
07:58Eric Allberg!
07:59Welcome to Edmund Allberg Elementary School.
08:02We're so honored to have a descendant of our famous namesake deliver an address to our students.
08:07The honor is all mine.
08:10I bear a striking resemblance, wouldn't you say?
08:15And Hilda, I hope you'll be on your best behavior today.
08:19Bit of a wild card, this one.
08:21I'm sure we'll get along famously.
08:24I'm a bit of a wild card myself.
08:27Let's get on with the speech, shall we?
08:30And so, children of Trollberg, the next time you awaken from a nightmare in which a troll rips you from
08:38your bed, rest assured that your nightmare shall never become a reality on my watch.
08:45Here I stand, with one of your fellow students by my side, a girl who has felt troll breath on
08:52her cheek.
08:53Woo!
08:54Together, we shall ring in a new era of security.
08:58It begins with the sound of a single bell.
09:04But my bell shall be followed by another and another.
09:16Um, Mr. Allberg, I'm not sure all this bell talk is such a good idea.
09:21Come, the skies await us.
09:28Thank you, Mr. Allberg, I'm not sure all this bell talk is such a good idea.
09:28Take us up, Deputy Gerda!
09:33What a thrilling send-off!
09:35A little loud, but thrilling nonetheless!
09:46Wow, you can really see how far the city stretches from up here.
09:50Yes, I think even old Edmund the Troll Slayer will be surprised at how much Trollberg has grown.
09:55Why did they build a city in the middle of Troll Country, anyway?
09:58Why not?
09:59The Trolls weren't doing anything special with the land.
10:02Coming up on a bell tower at two o'clock, sir.
10:10When you look at that, there's no bell in there at all.
10:13That is a violation of the Bell Tower Act of 1892,
10:16which clearly states that all bell towers must be equipped with working bells.
10:20And we're going to make sure that they are.
10:22Bring us around.
10:24We must check all the others at once.
10:33Some kind of localized weather system.
10:35Oh, no.
10:37Um, maybe we should go around it?
10:39Nonsense.
10:39Safety waits for no one.
10:41Engines on full!
10:52Steady ahead.
10:52That's the last time I let you take the scenic route.
10:56Oh, right!
10:57You didn't seem to find me, you were...
10:59Well, excuse me.
11:05What was that?
11:09The nerve of some people.
11:12Get control, deputy.
11:14It is not responding.
11:16That's not good.
11:23Oh, come on.
11:26Oh.
11:30Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:50Well, I think that concludes the airborne inspection for today.
11:56And maybe we'll leave this out of the report.
12:00Well, I won't be leaving it out of my report.
12:09Our newly designed safety patrol car, fully loaded with anti-troll devices.
12:14This baby has an automated bell, inflatable shields, and 25 canisters of grade A troll repellent.
12:21I thought that stuff didn't really work.
12:24Oh, it works all right.
12:25Safety patrol is on the roll.
12:30If you ask me, the biggest threat to public safety around here is the cod sandwich at the Salty Maiden.
12:35Nobody knows for certain what's in it, but it's not cod.
12:40Investigate cod sandwich.
12:42Yes, but what about trolls?
12:44They say a troll can walk along the ocean floor and march up on shore, pretty as you please.
12:50And what defense does the harbor have against such a thing?
12:53Why don't you just stick a bell down there to be sure?
12:55Oh, there's an old bell down there all right, but it hasn't been rung in, oh, three, four hundred years,
13:01give or take.
13:02Fascinating.
13:05As a sparrow scout leader, I trust you're up-to-date on the troll's safety protocol manual?
13:10Of course.
13:11I know it by heart.
13:12It's been the same for years.
13:14Not anymore.
13:15The old one was rather thin by my standards.
13:18I'm sure you'll memorize the new one in no time.
13:20Hop up, Hilda.
13:28Hello?
13:30Who's supposed to be manning this station, deputy?
13:34That'd be me.
13:38You are the keeper of the bell here along the wall?
13:41For quite some years now.
13:43What is the current threat level assessment?
13:45Between claiming where they shouldn't and carving things into the rocks, I'd say kids do more damage to the wall
13:51than trolls.
13:53But I'll admit that I've seen more trolls than usual around here in the past couple of weeks.
13:58And do they come close?
14:00Funny you should ask.
14:01Last night, I made myself a sandwich.
14:04What kind of sandwich?
14:05Oh, good question.
14:08Cucumber, I think.
14:09That's my favorite.
14:10You are not sure?
14:12Could have been watercress.
14:14Oh, who cares?
14:15Please, go on.
14:17I like to sit up on the wall and enjoy a midnight snack.
14:21But this time, I got up there and dropped my sandwich.
14:24Sandwich yet to be identified.
14:27I'd be a son of a wolf if there wasn't a troll but a meter away who swooped in and
14:32took it.
14:36But you didn't ring the bell?
14:38Why would he?
14:39The troll got what he came for and left.
14:41Hilda, please.
14:42This is official safety patrol business.
14:44Now, the bell.
14:45Yep, no need to make a fuss.
14:47I had no idea that trolls even liked sandwiches.
14:49Yes, but what kind?
14:51There's so much we don't know.
14:54And next time, ring the bell.
15:01This section of the wall seems to be in need of some upkeep.
15:04I will schedule a maintenance team first thing in the morning.
15:09What's wrong?
15:10I don't know.
15:11It's just, today isn't what I hoped it would be.
15:14I don't think I've learned anything about trolls or safety.
15:16You have a point.
15:18A surprising amount of sandwich-based information, though.
15:22Wait.
15:22I know this place.
15:27These tracks run through the wall.
15:29Definitely a security week point.
15:32I ran through here yesterday, actually.
15:34Right into a circle of trolls.
15:35And I thought, that's weird.
15:37What are they doing inside the wall?
15:39But of course, they weren't inside.
15:40I was outside.
15:41You found a circle of trolls near here?
15:43Um, yes.
15:45Show me.
15:56They looked a lot calmer yesterday.
15:58Troll meetings can be short on decorum.
16:04Deputy Gerda, I think some photos are in order.
16:08Get your camera.
16:09On it, sir.
16:10This will look great on the front page of the newspaper.
16:13Hiroke enough?
16:14Very nice.
16:15Yes.
16:16Wunderbar.
16:17Ha.
16:18Ha.
16:18Oh, yeah.
16:19Majestic.
16:20Mm.
16:21Ja.
16:22Just one more.
16:23No, make it two.
16:24Okay, this is ridiculous.
16:26Light?
16:27That is a good one, sir.
16:29Work it.
16:29Mm.
16:30This will look great.
16:36Let's get one more.
16:38Come here, Hilda.
16:39I really think we should...
16:41Oh.
16:43Behind me, like so.
16:48Now, look frightened.
16:51Yes.
16:52That's very good.
16:54Look out!
16:55Look out!
17:17Come on, let's go!
17:19Not without the camera.
17:21Are you kidding me?
17:30We have to get out of here.
17:33They second the motion.
17:34Retreat!
17:44Wait!
17:45Come on!
17:47Ha-ha-ha!
17:49Wait!
17:50No!
17:53Stop it!
18:01Oh, my God.
18:32Oh, my God.
18:41No! I am okay!
18:55Any idea where we're going?
18:57There's a farmhouse nearby. Come on!
19:02They're following us.
19:04We're almost there!
19:08Help! Trolls! Let us in!
19:10Open up, citizen.
19:11This is no request.
19:13You are in direct violation of several Trollberg city safety regulations.
19:17Oh, no!
19:24What's all this racket?
19:29Oh, knight.
19:34Exhilarating.
19:35Shh!
19:48Now what do we do?
19:50There's nowhere to go!
19:54The Victor Tunnel!
19:57If we're careful, I think we can make it.
19:59We've just got to wait for our moment.
20:03They already took my coat.
20:05What more do they want from me?
20:12Oh, no, you don't!
20:23Now!
20:35Now!
20:39Never forget, I am Eric Ahlberg, defender of Trollberg and enemy of Trollkind.
20:55You and your stupid bells!
20:58Did you even read my essay?
21:00The bell just made the troll upset.
21:02Exactly.
21:04What?
21:04Trolls might not be afraid of bells, but they are deeply annoyed by them.
21:10It's a surefire way to rile them up.
21:14Why would you want to do that?
21:19In the old days, all old Edmund had to do was wander into Troll Country and BOOM!
21:25He's famous!
21:26Nowadays, it's not so easy.
21:28It's one thing to take a stand.
21:30But if you want to make history, then you have to make it happen.
21:35And that's what I intend to do.
21:40Did you hear that?
21:41They found us.
21:44Phew!
21:44You two okay?
21:46We're fine.
21:48I'm going home now.
21:50These tunnels go right under the wall into Trollberg?
21:53Now that's a major security breach.
21:58Your inspection of the city's defenses revealed quite a few weaknesses, you say?
22:03Indeed it did.
22:04Including a hidden network of tunnels under the wall.
22:07But the safety patrol shall fill in each and every one in the coming weeks.
22:11No trolls will be tunneling into our city on my watch.
22:16The truth is that today, on his watch, Alberg almost got himself eaten by a troll.
22:22We elves pride ourselves on the accuracy of our historical records.
22:26So you can rest assured that my report will give a true accounting of today's events.
22:31Which shall be widely read among elf-kind.
22:34Well, at least a bunch of tiny invisible people know the truth.
23:04Well, I'm the will.
23:10You'll see.
23:12The truth is my brother.
23:12You were full of friends.