00:11you can't live without but not for very long that's why we're here to give you
00:15everyday safety tips for the most common emergencies tonight what to do if you
00:21find yourself stranded on a giant Adirondack chair in an open meadow nobody
00:27around at first you'll be asking yourself all kinds of questions for example is
00:32this safe where did the chair come from did ancient giants bring it here to
00:35worship it like Stonehenge why is it called a hinge anyway don't worry all you
00:41need is a song sunblock a map a guitar the top-selling business book and a gallon
00:46jug of hair regrowth formula first use the sunblock for sun protection you don't
00:53want the chair to get ruined by those harmful UV rays plus you'll make it
00:57slippery enough this will be a good way to pass the time safely as you wait for the
01:07Hawks who like to hunt for lunch between 11 and 1 o'clock now's a good time to break
01:13out that saw build yourself a conference room table as the Hawks swoop down to
01:18peck out your brains first out your guitar like the annoying guy in a college quad
01:23please refrain from pecking my brain and have a seat because we're not meat then
01:29simply use your knowledge from chapter 8 of the business book negotiating with
01:34tactical silence bargain with the Hawks by harnessing the power of quiet
01:38intimidation by saying nothing you're signaling your willingness to walk away
01:59congratulations the Hawks have just agreed to be your personal courier service for three years
02:04weekends and holidays included that job starts today circle your location on the
02:10map and add something to grab people's attention then use a string from your
02:14guitar to tie the map to a honk and have to drop it off in the big city all that's
02:19left to do now is wait
02:26some tech pros looking for an opportunity to network with venture capitalists found the
02:34house
02:35it's the perfect time to deploy your hair recrow formula
02:50I know what you're thinking how can we throw a money party without bluegrass music
02:55well dot if any financial crisis it's important not to let anything go away
03:00to waste that's where this empty chug comes in
03:09your guests are going to get sweaty from dancing and making it rain they'll probably want some
03:13water and that's when you tell them we're all stuck in a giant adirondack chair and there's
03:19nothing to drink don't panic when you've got party goers from the big city who have money
03:25to throw around and no sense of rhythm there's a good chance one of them is aired to a candy
03:29bar
03:29fortune he'll call his wealthy uncle for help hooray we're saved
03:51tune in next time when we teach you what to do when you wake up with a stiff neck so
03:56you can't see the
03:56meteor coming in next time we don't even know if there's going to be a next time because our
04:01show hasn't been renewed for more seasons yet goodbye i thought people liked us we're all about to die
04:08well that's a bit dramatic but i know how you feel sis animaniacs brings laughter and hope to
04:13so many across the globe so without it yes a little piece of all of us would die no we're
04:19really all
04:20about to die oh well if that's the case we better think of a good way to end the show
04:27there's a lot
04:28of pressure on our last lines oh i know what about
04:39so
04:44so
04:45so
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