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00:04Welcome to the Manor House. The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Couple Goals.
00:19This is SOS Survive or Surrender.
00:23Welcome to the Backstab Man.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes, sir.
00:30Who's ready to play a little game?
00:32But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:38Oh my God, are you joking me?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:52What the book is?
00:54Yes!
01:00Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:09Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:18And there's only one rule.
01:21Start.
01:22Start.
01:22Goal.
01:23Celebrity captured.
01:25Celebrity captured.
01:26Tonight.
01:28Football legend Harry Redknapp joins Mission HQ.
01:32Hard and fast.
01:33Fast and loose.
01:35As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show, The Perfect Pooch.
01:41Hosted by broadcasting royalty, Claire Balding.
01:45Anything could happen.
01:47Get ready for madness.
01:49Oh no!
01:50Mind game.
01:51I'm in charge.
01:52I'm the captain here.
01:53And mayhem.
01:54I'm ready.
01:55Get back.
01:57There's a man in the bush.
01:59Oh my God!
02:00This is celebrity sabotage.
02:07It's a new day at the manor house, which signals the return of our celebrity mischief makers.
02:13We're back!
02:14We're back!
02:15Oh, it feels great!
02:17Oh my God!
02:18What a day!
02:19Yes!
02:20Every time I come back, I feel like I'm home.
02:22I miss you every time we go away.
02:23Let me just talk for a second.
02:25Let me take the stage.
02:26Come on.
02:26I feel very confident.
02:28We've been here 104 weeks.
02:29Yeah.
02:29And I feel like I've finally got it on lock.
02:31Yeah?
02:32Yeah.
02:32Nothing can stop us today.
02:33No, it can't.
02:34Who do we think we're going to have this time, man?
02:36We need someone we've got.
02:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:38Maybe someone physical.
02:40They're just like, ugh!
02:50How are we doing?
02:53How are we doing?
02:54How are we doing?
02:55I'm so happy.
02:57This is great.
02:58What an honour.
02:58What an honour, mate.
02:59This looks like we're playing for a Saturday's match.
03:03What's going on?
03:04I ain't got a clue.
03:05What's happening?
03:06I'll be honest, we feel unbeatable, don't we?
03:08We feel completely unbeatable.
03:09And now with you, adding into the mix.
03:11It's just added and we are.
03:12It could all go wrong.
03:13It could all go wrong.
03:13Nice.
03:14Nice words.
03:15You're the gapper.
03:16I'm used to going into the teams that are losing and trying to...
03:19Turning it round.
03:20You know, yeah.
03:20I feel under pressure.
03:23Oh!
03:23Oh!
03:25Come on over.
03:26Oh, my lord.
03:26Celebrities.
03:27Five contestants are on their way.
03:30However, they're not alone.
03:32They'll each be joined by a canine companion.
03:35Oh!
03:37It's a dog show.
03:38What?
03:38The contestants think they're here to take part in a brand new dog competition show.
03:44Called...
03:45The Perfect Pooch.
03:46Oh!
03:47The Perfect Pooch!
03:49And that's not all.
03:50Celebrities, please welcome Rue.
03:53Your sixth saboteur.
03:55No, stop.
04:01Hey!
04:04Hey!
04:07Guys, we're now looking after Sam Thompson, a dog and an elderly person, all in one episode.
04:11This is...
04:12It's like, what's going on?
04:14Rue!
04:17Oh, look at the contestant!
04:20I'm Remy, I'm 28, I'm from Surrey, and I live with my dog Frankie.
04:25Oh, look at Frankie's face.
04:27Frankie looks at me, hey, and so does Remy, look at her outfit.
04:30Yeah, yeah.
04:30Frankie might not look fierce, but she is a fierce competitor, and we will knock the other dogs out of
04:35the competition.
04:37I'm Elaine, I'm 62 years old, and this is my dog Misha, who is a great day.
04:42If I had a dog, it would be a mediocre day.
04:45Mediocre day!
04:46I love her so much, she's, she's, yeah.
04:49Sorry, gotta be careful what I say on TV, haven't I?
04:52I can't say that.
04:54I love her more than the grandkids, can I?
04:57I'm James, I'm 45.
04:58This is low-key the Pomsky, he's four and a half years old, we're both really competitive, so yeah.
05:03I bet I spoke to bring home the win on this one.
05:05Low-key is so low-key, I forgot about it.
05:08He's so low-key.
05:09He's very cute.
05:10My name's Megan, I'm 32, and this is Olive, she's an 18-month-old Cocker Spaniel.
05:15I would love to say that we're gonna win, because I'm so competitive, but it is down to Olive.
05:21Megan's got her same hairstyle as Olive.
05:23Can we just say that Olive is looking up at her mum, like, to say...
05:26You what?
05:27I'm Amber, I'm 24 years old, I'm from Scotland.
05:30This is Farrah, she's a two-year-old Australian Shepherd.
05:33Oh no, that makes me feel quite bad, she's come all the way from Scotland to do a fake show.
05:36To win money.
05:37To win money, to win money, see, that's why I love you, GK.
05:41And hosting the perfect pooch...
05:43Who's coming out the door?
05:45...is the perfect fake dog show presenter.
05:48It's Claire Balding!
05:50No way!
05:51I'm having a crisis, I love Claire.
05:53Hello!
05:54Hello!
05:56So nice to have you here, welcome to my cottage.
05:59Claire Balding is great.
06:02Brilliant.
06:02Welcome to the perfect pooch, it is lovely to see all of you here.
06:08They always say that dogs match their owners.
06:10Frankie and Remy do look quite similar.
06:11Actually, Frankie looks like Elaine.
06:15Do you know what I mean?
06:16Like the same face.
06:18And over the next two days I'm going to be setting you a series of challenges
06:22to see who will emerge as best in show.
06:27Claire!
06:28Are you ready to do some sabotaging, Claire?
06:31Yeah!
06:33Right, we're going to get your tails wagging because it's nearly time for your first challenge
06:38and this is called Pause and Pose.
06:41You are going to get the chance of strutting your stuff on the catwalk or as we like to call
06:47it, the dog walk.
06:48And I am not going to leave you on your own to prepare for this.
06:51To guide you, to advise you, to inspire you, we have a podcaster, an influencer, a dog mother herself.
06:59Wait!
07:01Wait!
07:01The one and only GK Barry.
07:05Oh.
07:06My.
07:07God.
07:08So if you're ready, I'm going to wish you good luck and I shall see you on the dog walk.
07:14HQ Alert.
07:16Oh.
07:18HQ Alert, rude.
07:20GK.
07:21You must become the perfect pooches fashion expert.
07:24Love this.
07:25Dressing him up.
07:26I dress my dog up all the time.
07:27I do.
07:28I do.
07:29Joe.
07:30You must disguise yourself as a big pile of dog toys.
07:36Not the first time, weirdly.
07:37Come on.
07:38Then head to the groom room and await further instruction.
07:41Okay.
07:42And remember, there's only one rule.
07:44Don't get torn.
07:46If you do, there will be consequences.
07:55Wait!
07:56There they go.
07:58Joel!
07:59Joel, you look amazing.
08:01GK, get to the pink room, guys.
08:04This is not going to go well.
08:08Wow!
08:10Feels like I'm in GK's bedroom.
08:12Yes.
08:12Yeah, yeah.
08:13Get into the dog bed.
08:15In the dog bed?
08:16Oh, perfect.
08:18Get down a little bit.
08:20It's actually really comfy.
08:22Very good, isn't it?
08:26GK, Joel.
08:27We have Misha coming in.
08:30Hello!
08:32Hello!
08:32Hello!
08:33Hello!
08:33It's a horse.
08:35Elaine!
08:36How are you?
08:37I'm fine.
08:38We're matching.
08:39Totally still, Joe.
08:40Totally still.
08:41Hello!
08:42Hello!
08:43Okay, and this is Misha.
08:45Okay.
08:46What vibe are we going for today?
08:48I'm going for, like, a dancing diva.
08:52Joel, you cannot move.
08:53That dog knows there's something going on in there.
08:55So, we're going for diva, dancing.
08:58It goes out there.
08:59Okay.
08:59Misha knows something's up.
09:01Joel, she can smell something.
09:03Do you think Misha would like the wig?
09:05Joel!
09:06Joel!
09:07Yeah.
09:07Yeah?
09:08Joel, Joel.
09:08She's in a wig.
09:09Misha's sleeping you.
09:11Joel!
09:13You coming?
09:13Okay, so I think maybe we should get her on the big bike.
09:16No, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
09:17Oh, yeah?
09:17Erm, yeah?
09:19GK, you're doing a fantastic job.
09:21Oh!
09:23Misha.
09:24Wow.
09:26That's a midlife crisis if I've seen one.
09:28I feel like now she's Misha.
09:31Wow.
09:31Good girlie.
09:33Joel is literally right there next to Misha.
09:35As long as you feel good.
09:36Woo!
09:38Celebrities, it's time for your first mission.
09:41GK, you must convince Elaine to spray her hair red so it matches Misha's dog wig.
09:47Oh, no!
09:49This mission is worth £3,000.
09:52A lot of money to start with.
09:53Right, Elaine.
09:55I want us to go all out, yeah?
09:58Now you're going to have to take my word for this, okay?
10:03I'm going to do your hair red.
10:05And it will wash out.
10:06Oh, God.
10:09Would you let me do that?
10:10Yeah, yeah.
10:11You swear?
10:12And you and Misha can be like the red twins.
10:15Okay, yeah.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Okay.
10:16Okay.
10:17Well done, GK.
10:18You've absolutely nailed that.
10:20Okay, I'm going to do it.
10:21I'm going to do it.
10:22Fair play, Elaine.
10:23Any allergies?
10:24No.
10:25It's too late now anyway.
10:27Okay.
10:29Wow, wow, wow.
10:31Do you have a partner?
10:33I do, yeah.
10:34And he's bald.
10:34He's turned into a salon.
10:35He's bald?
10:36Yeah.
10:36You're going to put him to shame with this red barnet, Elaine.
10:39I'll tell you that.
10:40You know what?
10:40I can't believe Elaine is just letting her spray her hair red.
10:43Even Misha can't believe it.
10:46Look at that!
10:48Look at that!
10:49Misha!
10:52Misha's like, what the hell?
10:54Oh, guys, this is...
10:57Look at that!
10:58Look how red it is!
11:00Oh, my God.
11:02Do you know what, Elaine?
11:03I think this really works.
11:05Yes!
11:08Fair play.
11:09I'm so proud of Elaine.
11:10Okay, outfit, 2-2.
11:12She's so sweet.
11:14She's just so game.
11:15Mission alert.
11:17Oh, got another one.
11:19Jill, you must secretly steal Misha the dog's wig,
11:23so they fail to present matching looks on the dog walk.
11:27How is she going to do that?
11:29Oh, my God.
11:31This mission is worth...
11:323,000 pounds.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35This is impossible.
11:36I don't know how he's going to do this.
11:38She's right there.
11:39Elaine's right.
11:40GK's got to take Elaine away.
11:41Right, tell GK, send her to go and get changed.
11:44I'll stay here with Misha if you want to quickly go get changed.
11:47Okay, yeah.
11:47I can make some small talk.
11:49Got some feet?
11:49Yes, please.
11:51Joel, while she's getting changed, you've got to go and get that wig.
11:54Joel, I don't think Misha's going to come to you.
11:57You've got to go for it.
11:58You've got to get across the room.
12:02Go on, you've got to go.
12:04How are you getting on, Elaine?
12:05Sorry, I know the outfit's a little bit difficult.
12:08I'm getting there.
12:08I'm getting there.
12:09It's all good.
12:09No rush.
12:10Just tell me when you're nearly ready and I'll give you a countdown.
12:13Joel, you've got to go for it.
12:14You've got to get across the room.
12:16Get up and run.
12:17Get the wig.
12:18I am coming.
12:19I am coming.
12:23I am coming.
12:24Joel's just pooed his pants.
12:30I am coming.
12:31Go on, Joel.
12:31I've always believed in you.
12:33Go on, Joel.
12:36Go on, Joel.
12:38Okay, I'm ready.
12:39Get back in.
12:40Get back in.
12:40Joel, get back.
12:42Oh, my God, it's ready.
12:43Go back.
12:56No.
13:06No.
13:10Oh, Elaine.
13:13Oh, my God.
13:13Oh, my God, Elaine.
13:15Oh, my God, I'm obsessed.
13:19I love it.
13:20Joel, do not move.
13:23Tootu is fab.
13:24How did she not move?
13:25Oh, my God, Elaine.
13:25She just walked straight past Joel.
13:28Amazing. Right.
13:30I think your dog walk ready.
13:32Right. Are you ready?
13:33Yeah. There you go, Misha.
13:35Misha's so excited to get away from me.
13:37Thank you so much, Elaine. Thank you.
13:39That was crazy.
13:40Wow. I've never seen anything like it in my life.
13:43What was that? Yeah, you try.
13:47Joel, I'm not being funny.
13:49There was no way we were passing that one.
13:51He couldn't get to Misha. He couldn't.
13:53She wasn't having it.
13:57This is payback time for all the times when I've jestered her off.
14:03Look at her. She's beautiful.
14:05She looks stunning. Great.
14:07Do you feel confident in it? Yeah, I think so.
14:09You should. I think it's amazing.
14:12This outfit here, the both of them, this works.
14:16Oh, yeah. Give us a royal wave.
14:20Wow. I love it. I love it.
14:24I love it.
14:25It's a look, right? I love it.
14:27I like that you're colour-coordinated.
14:30Harry, get her on a horse.
14:32Can you pretend you're riding a horse, please?
14:34Whee!
14:34There we go. Enjoyed that.
14:36With all the furry fashionistas through the groom room,
14:39the pooches and parents are ready to strut the dog walk.
14:44OK. I feel very confident. I dressed them today.
14:48Yes, and they were all happy with that.
14:49Well, I don't know about happy. I spray-painted a woman's hair red.
14:52Did you?
14:53Mission alert.
14:56Oh!
14:57Mission alert!
14:58Celebrities, the contestants are about to take to the dog walk,
15:02so it's time for your next missions.
15:06Sam, you must become the photographer,
15:08and may the contestants strike doggy poses on the dog walk.
15:12Oh, that's good.
15:14Each successful dog pose is worth £300,
15:17and there is a maximum of £3,000 up for grabs.
15:21Oh, yes!
15:22Harry, you must pose as the lighting director of the show
15:25and await further instructions.
15:28Oh!
15:28Harry, we're going into the field together!
15:30I'm scared we'll even put a plug in the wall
15:32in case it goes off.
15:34Ha-ha-ha!
15:35I'm just going to go pizza, aren't we?
15:37No.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:41I must say, I like the hair and I like the shirt.
15:45The moustache is tickling my nose.
15:47You look like you're both on the run from the law.
15:50Feeling out.
15:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:52Look, you haven't even noticed a ponytail.
15:54I guess I'm so young.
15:55Oh, no, for that, I'm like...
15:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:00Oh, G.K., you forgot about us, have you?
16:03Oh, hi, Judy, how are you?
16:04Hi, Claire.
16:05Hello, Judy.
16:06This is trouble.
16:07When you guys see Harry and Sam,
16:09you are going to lose your minds.
16:12Oh, my days.
16:13Do you think we'll recognise Harry and Sam?
16:15Almost certainly.
16:20Oh, my God, Claire.
16:22Oh, that is good.
16:24G.K., are you OK?
16:25Hello, Al.
16:26You look the same.
16:27No, I don't.
16:27I've got a nose.
16:29Hi!
16:30How are you, Claire?
16:31Oh, hi.
16:32Harry.
16:33Harry, you look absolutely fantastic.
16:35Right now, I'll be honest,
16:36you look like you're trying to contact your wife on a Ouija board.
16:39Don't you look fantastic?
16:40Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi.
16:44Oh, wait.
16:46Oh, wait.
16:48Brand-new crew members Phil and Al are in position,
16:52but can they convince the contestants to strike doggy poses
16:55without getting caught?
16:58So, first up, we've got Elaine and Misha.
17:02Oh, my word.
17:05Yes.
17:06Got it.
17:08Misha's wearing that red ring.
17:09Oh, wow.
17:13That's it, girl.
17:14The pink works.
17:18Oh, well done.
17:19Sensational.
17:20That was terrific.
17:22So good.
17:23So all you've got to do now is your photo poses.
17:26That is where our lovely photographer Phil comes in.
17:28Oh, my God.
17:29I loved it.
17:30Just the bit of that was absolutely delightful.
17:33Oh, my God.
17:33Here he goes.
17:34Beautiful.
17:34Here he goes.
17:35He's going to try and get you to bring that energy again.
17:37Oh, Elaine, dance with me, baby.
17:39Yeah.
17:39Dance with me.
17:40He's so Austin Powers.
17:42So what we're thinking, if we're okay,
17:45is we're going to go like doggy styles, really.
17:49Al, do you mind just getting the light down?
17:51Thank you, mate.
17:52So if you wouldn't mind, just all fours, please, Elaine.
17:56Perfect.
17:57Look at you.
17:58Yes, Sam.
17:59That's one.
17:59That's great.
18:00Do you know what?
18:01Just cock a quick leg.
18:02Ha-ha!
18:03Cock a quick leg.
18:04There we go.
18:05Yes, sir!
18:07We got that.
18:08Elaine, thank you so much.
18:09That is absolutely beautiful.
18:11Thank you so much.
18:12It was fun.
18:13Not sure about the photographer.
18:14Gravy, baby.
18:16It was a bit weird.
18:17That's a bit weird.
18:19Next up, we have got James and Loki.
18:24Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:30Oh, my god.
18:31He's amazing!
18:31Oh, my god.
18:32He's so good.
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:41Look at myself.
18:43Amazing!
18:44So good!
18:46Watch out, Britain's Got Talent, genuinely.
18:49I want you to get on all fours like your dog if that's all right.
18:52Well done.
18:53Roll over, roll over.
18:55Do a little roll, do a little roll.
18:57Oh, yes, please.
18:58The tongue out, tongue out, tongue out.
19:01Yes!
19:06Beautiful! Beautiful!
19:07The still photos were great.
19:09It's a proper immersive wolf experience.
19:11Next up, then, we've got Remy and Frankie.
19:15Yes, Quaim.
19:16Oh, look at them!
19:19Do a little sad puppy dog idea.
19:22One paw, give us one paw.
19:24Give us one paw.
19:26Yes, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
19:30Next up, Amber and Farrah.
19:33Hot to trot.
19:35Oh, look at them.
19:36They are!
19:37This is unbelievable.
19:39A little roll, please, if that's okay.
19:41Oh, look at that.
19:43That is absolutely great.
19:45Harry just said, do you want some more red, Phil?
19:46More red?
19:47Actually, put it down a little bit, if that's all right, Al.
19:51Pull your hands up like that.
19:52Yeah, then one of these, one of these, one of these look in the pools.
19:55There we go, absolutely beautiful.
19:58Harry said, do you want more red, Phil?
19:59More red, Phil?
20:00Phil, more red?
20:01No, no more goddamn red, Al.
20:02We've had enough red.
20:03Wrap me up, send me to the moon, because we are finished.
20:06Thank you so much.
20:09I don't know how we just did that without laughing.
20:12Well done, everyone.
20:13That was unbelievable.
20:16Harry, what do you think of all of this, man?
20:17Phil's a long way from managing Tottenham.
20:24And finally, we have got Megan and Olive.
20:27But I don't feel like...
20:28Yeah.
20:29What a song, baby.
20:31What a song.
20:32This is Dancing With Bells On.
20:34Yeah.
20:38Very good.
20:40Well done, well done.
20:43Fantastic.
20:43Really good, well done.
20:45Right, Phil is going to take over and do some action shots.
20:48Mission alert.
20:51Celebrities, you must sabotage the photoshoot so it can't continue.
20:56What?
20:57Yeah.
20:57This mission is worth £3,000.
21:00How the hell are we going to do this?
21:04Harry, you're going to have to kill the lights.
21:07Yeah, no problem.
21:09Babe, honestly, unbelievable.
21:12Unbelievable.
21:13Let's do this.
21:14Babe, give me some more dancing.
21:18What's going on?
21:20Al, what's going on?
21:22Harry, try something else.
21:23What's going on over there?
21:25Harry, try another lever.
21:27There we go, babe.
21:28Oh, no!
21:29What's going on there?
21:30Phil, you all right?
21:32Yes!
21:34Yes!
21:35Oh, gosh, are you awake up?
21:36Phil, stand forward over and mash the camera.
21:40Al, have you...
21:40Oh, no!
21:42Oh, no!
21:44Oh, no!
21:46Are you okay?
21:47Phil, are you all right?
21:48Are you all right?
21:48I've dropped my camera.
21:49Are you okay?
21:50What's going on?
21:51I've dropped my camera.
21:53Phil, are you all right?
21:54Oh, no!
22:06Big Al, what have you done there?
22:09Phil?
22:10Do you want more red?
22:10We don't want any more colours, Big Al.
22:14I can't take your photos.
22:16I feel absolutely terrible.
22:17I'm shaking like a pooing dog.
22:18Good girl.
22:20Good girl.
22:21We're so sorry.
22:23Sorry, Olive.
22:24Sorry.
22:24Thank you, Olive.
22:25Didn't you get enough blue, Phil?
22:27We don't want any more blue, Big Al.
22:30The dog walk was probably the most chaotic bit of Morris dancing I've ever done in my entire
22:35life, and then everything went black, and I had no idea what happened after that.
22:41I mean, you guys were fantastic.
22:44We're a very good team.
22:45We're doing okay, but I think there's more left in the ship.
22:48We can bank more money for the guys.
22:50Yes, Gaffer.
22:50He's fifth.
22:51Right, let's be having ya.
22:52Yeah!
22:55Celebrities.
22:56Your first day of sabotaging the perfect pooch is over.
22:59Yes, come on.
23:01And you've added £9,000 to the prize pot.
23:06That's going great.
23:08Get some rest, because tomorrow there is more doggy sabotaging to come.
23:13Hands in, hands in.
23:14Here we go.
23:15One, two, three.
23:17Sabotage!
23:26Here we go.
23:28All right guys, half time.
23:30Great day yesterday.
23:31Performed well, everybody.
23:32All done your part.
23:34But we need more today.
23:36Yeah.
23:36Today's the big day.
23:37Where we can really get some money for these guys.
23:39Let's get it done.
23:40Come on!
23:41Love that!
23:47Hey, Ruth.
23:49Hello, Ruth.
23:50Hello, Ruth.
23:51Good morning, Claire Balding.
23:53Hello, good morning, Joel Donis.
23:55The contenders are coming in.
23:56Exciting.
23:57It's going to be a big old day of sabotaging.
23:59Oh, my word.
24:01We're going to need you more than ever, Claire Balding.
24:04I will be encouraging them to keep going whatever happens.
24:07They trust you.
24:09That's the problem.
24:10Like the nation.
24:14Rue is watching the TV.
24:16Yeah.
24:16Yeah.
24:17He sabotaged them.
24:18He sabotaged them.
24:19He's got his eye on the prize.
24:20Hello pooches.
24:22Hello parents.
24:22And welcome to day two of The Perfect Pooch.
24:25You're Claire.
24:26Today, a very different challenge.
24:29This is all about speed, precision and concentration
24:33as you take on this very different agility course.
24:37For the second challenge,
24:39whichever pooch manages to scamper, snake and spring
24:42through the course in the quickest time, wins.
24:45There's going to be an independent umpire
24:47of each section of the course.
24:48There will be penalties for any failed stations.
24:54Mission alert.
24:58Joe, you must disguise yourself in a bush by the sit and stay station.
25:03And distract Misha and Frankie.
25:06So they both fail to stay on the spot.
25:08Oh, me and Misha.
25:10Facing up against each other again.
25:11You wanted this, Joe.
25:12You wanted this, mate.
25:13Me and Misha have some unfinished business.
25:15Yeah, yeah.
25:16Each attempt is worth £3,000.
25:19So there are £6,000 up for grabs.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23That's so much money.
25:24Shall I push up?
25:26Push up, Joe!
25:27Come on!
25:30Oh!
25:32Look at that!
25:34Oh, wow!
25:34Oh, my God.
25:36Like a green ninja.
25:37I'm sliding all over the top.
25:39But you've got, like, an action belt.
25:41You've got, at the back of it, you've got one of those launchers.
25:43You could do with sticking one down the front of your pants, actually.
25:46Yeah.
25:46This is amazing.
25:48Come on, look.
25:48Open the door.
25:49Open the door.
25:50Here we go.
25:51No one will know.
25:53No one's gonna know.
25:54Oh, God, they're gonna know.
25:58Go, go, go.
25:59We need you to lie in the grass so we can see what you look like.
26:06Oh!
26:11They're coming.
26:12Joel, they're coming.
26:15I'm in.
26:16I'm in the bush.
26:17Oh, God.
26:18None of that.
26:21Joel?
26:22Yeah?
26:23Elaine and Misha are on the course right now.
26:27Wow.
26:28Joel?
26:29Yes?
26:30I don't think you've got any chance of doing this.
26:34Good luck.
26:35Please, welcome to the course.
26:36Elaine and her great Dane, Misha.
26:40Elaine's ready.
26:43They're off.
26:45Now, Misha has to stay.
26:48Sit.
26:49Sit.
26:50Wait.
26:51Wait there.
26:53Stay.
26:55Stay.
26:56And what Elaine doesn't know, but Misha might notice,
26:59is that Joel Dornet is right there in the bush.
27:03Get the sausage.
27:04Get the sausage.
27:04Now.
27:05Now.
27:05Now.
27:06Misha.
27:07Misha, come.
27:08Come.
27:09Misha, come here.
27:10Go on, Joel.
27:11What's this?
27:12What's it?
27:13Misha, what's it?
27:13Come on.
27:15Come on.
27:15Misha, come here.
27:16Get the sausage out.
27:17Get your sausage out and throw it.
27:39get the sausage out get your sausage out and throw it
27:50sideways but come straight through to elaine oh man i think he lost his bottle of it and they
27:56are off and away on the agility course oh and look at that perfection damn it oh look at her
28:07dancing
28:08oh my word she's doing it she's all the way through you can see the whole tunnel good go
28:13oh that is terrific oh and the clock stops well done
28:22this is gonna be harder than i thought joel you're doing okay look you you failed yesterday
28:27and again today we have got subs on standby but you may have to be substituted but don't worry
28:34please don't substitute me harry please don't i know they've got jordan north on the phone
28:42beaten by his nemesis misha joel's last chance lies with remy and frankie
28:47but will he bank the three grand or end up in the doghouse here we go sit down good frankie's
28:59gonna
28:59have to sit and wait now's your time yeah yeah throw a sausage oh wait don't come here no no
29:08no
29:08come frankie mommy can't get her attention yeah okay this is good this is good squeeze this is good
29:14can we start again sorry there's something in there that's got her is there a camera in there or
29:20something oh no a little bit of trouble down there what could that be something in here
29:32that's there's a man in the bush oh my god what is that oh no no no no no no
29:40no no who is it
29:41it's nothing joel done it is that you oh what is going on
29:53code red code red joel you have been caught oh god just follow me and i promise you
30:02i promise you it's all gonna make sense frankie come with me as well should we follow him yeah follow
30:06me
30:17it's all right
30:19joel as you have been captured please break the emergency glass
30:26remy you are not on the perfect pooch what
30:31you are actually a contestant on a secret game show called celebrity
30:38sabotage you now have a big decision to make stop it on the table there's a briefcase containing
30:47two thousand pounds that's a lot of chicken frankie you can choose to take this money right now or you
30:54can
30:54stay and help us keep any further sabotage missions under wraps and at the end of the show you'll take
31:01your equal share of the prize pot of up to 30 000 pounds frankie what shall we do
31:22we're gonna stay
31:23it was crazy i am completely gobsmacked i can't believe that we're not actually part of the perfect
31:32page hands in pause in hands in everyone's in and balls in one two three
31:39me and frankie will keep all of the celeb secrets joel as you were caught in the act of sabotage
31:46you will be punished please proceed to the lock-up where you must stay until further notice
31:52oh my god
32:10he's already born we haven't even started these boards the weakest link has been put in jail
32:15yeah oh god harry's been gunning joel all day and then now we can move on forever yeah yeah
32:23mission alert
32:30sir no you must hide inside the tunnel and ensure olive and farrah don't get through
32:39oh there i'm gonna block the tunnel each successful obstruction is worth two thousand pounds so there
32:46is four thousand pounds up for grabs oh it's so much money please don't fail because i really don't
32:55think i can handle you being in this prison with me i think we're good claire claire oh here he
33:03comes
33:03the puppy dog in itself if you need help blink twice claire right next contestants yeah are on
33:11their way oh my god so go hide oh we're doing it this is a disaster waiting to happen keep
33:18going a bit
33:18more that's the best yeah there stop there please welcome megan and her cocker spaniel olive
33:29okay oh flying up to join her olive is quick to cross the course she's coming she's coming
33:37olive good girl can sam get her to stop through through
33:44oh my god that's okay oh she says that's okay good girl lovely bit of words that take a grab
34:04i'm gonna bleed at the mission and he's stuck in a tunnel
34:11bitches of that ass next up are amber and farrah we need to bag this money are you are you
34:18here with
34:18me sam i've got you jude i'm in
34:22come good girl here she comes if that's the whole thing i would if that's important
34:30oh look at her fly she's coming right through you now this is going to be the interesting bit
34:51oh
34:51tunnel tunnel tunnel oh look at her fly she's coming right through
34:54now this is going to be the interesting bit
35:00oh and she stopped in the middle of the tunnel come on get galley you're all right
35:06good girl it's okay oh yeah well done sam oh we've done it ru
35:13farrah you can see that fire is turning around looking back into the tunnel
35:18she's going back with the sausage up and down over the seesaw and through the finish line
35:23amber and farrah well done
35:29tell sam welter well done sam i've never seen a tunnel like that before no with the shape yeah
35:36exactly it is a very unusual tunnel very unusual tunnel you should try to tell people there's
35:41somebody in there yeah many congratulations thank you so much to amber and farrah good girl
35:47farrah normally loves tunnels we always do a lot of work with tunnel traps because usually she will
35:53go for the tunnel and choose the tunnel over any other obstacle but i think because of the shape of
35:57this tunnel she's really confused so i don't blame her oh my god she just punctured claire bolden yes
36:10sorry i'm just i'm just i'm getting it all wrong
36:14docent silly my mom's gonna kill me for that yes good yes she should i love you so much
36:27there was one stage power was gonna come from behind and we thought that would be that would
36:32have been a bit dicey yeah mission alert what
36:37harry posing as the umpire oh incredible such a good umpire you must fail james and
36:43loki on a technicality twice forcing them to restart the course oh my god this mission is worth
36:51three thousand pounds oh my god
37:00yes harry wow one two three
37:04three thousand pounds
37:10i'm gonna have to say hello nice to see you clear are you all right yes
37:13he's actually doing the voice he's doing his voice he's methodizing
37:16character harry how do you want me to play it hard and fast fast and loose cliff hard and
37:22fast fast and loose right oh i'll try and take that advice on board
37:30that's great right anything could happen
37:37harry remember you're in charge and your decision is final please welcome to the course james and his
37:44pomsky loki james do you want to just pause in front of me here obviously i'll be judging but i
37:50just want to introduce you to our referee for the day james it's a pleasure to meet you likewise
37:55i am in charge at all times my decision will be final thank you very much tally ho tally ho
38:01and all
38:01the best james walks forward very calmly and he's going to ask loki to sit place and stay place
38:15look at that for a fast backwards walk
38:19come here comes loki blow whistle but james has been ordered to restart sorry james loki just
38:29started before i made the signal so if you could just return to the start
38:36what do we need to do differently you didn't start when i say you you didn't didn't start when i
38:41said
38:42so uh if we could just do it again that would be fantastic and i'm just listening for one whistle
38:48one one whistle yes i'm in charge i'm the governor here so you know not a problem
38:59so once again on the start line james and loki
39:03come here we go good boy good boy good boy come come on me on me
39:09look he's terrific stand by to fail him on the polls
39:13up and over the a-frame being told by james to touch the wall like now then
39:23blow blow oh look because he missed one at the end mr. poll was that wrong he missed a poll
39:31and
39:31and caught the poll so we'd have to go back to the start again i'm afraid oh my god he's
39:37gonna get caught
39:37very sorry okay I'll restart the clock to here yeah all the way back yes it's a
39:43complete restart oh he's livid bloody hell oh Loki's so sweet here we go again
39:55Loki still full of enthusiasm James being extremely patient over the a-frame
40:00lovely touching good boy thank you just going side to side now through the good
40:09boy it's gone okay tunnel there we go and Cecil to finish
40:19brilliant James thank you so much well done
40:37well done well done I would say the umpire was pretty harsh yeah I think some of the
40:45rules are a little bit different than what I'm used to that those are the rules so
40:47I guess you have to abide to finish it off the way you did yeah on that umpire
40:54oh mate it was absolutely beautiful it was beautiful to behold look at him laying here
41:00though he's looking right at him I'm looking right at him I'm looking right at him I'm looking right at
41:02him
41:02HQ alert Joel your punishment is complete you may now leave the locker
41:20oh you actually smell a bit yeah good well well done some of you incredible thank you but I tell
41:39you
41:39what Joel full credit for still being in that thank you very much I sort of is part of me
41:44now you do
41:45look like it's a part of you missing actually in it mission alert I haven't seen one of these what
41:54does it mean celebrities it's time for your final sabotage mission oh and this one is for Claire and Rue
42:05oh
42:05oh oh Rue my love
42:08tell me what what during the winners announcement ceremony you and Rue must knock over the golden bone trophy
42:15so it is destroyed this mission is worth five thousand pounds
42:23it's worth five grand fire we are rooting for you
42:28oh this just has to be believable because everyone's looking at her
42:44oh my god we're in how she's gonna do it how's Claire actually gonna do this
42:49yeah we all believe in you
42:52uh huh poochies and parents I have made my decision and I can announce that the winner of the perfect
43:03pooch
43:04taking home this glorious trophy the golden bone
43:08is
43:16oh my gosh he's out he's out hello Rue this is Rue he's my little dog he's so sweet
43:23come to me Rue Rue what are you doing here Rue Rue oh no he's gone the wrong way he's
43:30gone the wrong way oh I'm so sorry hang on let me scoop him up because this is a good
43:34boy you're not meant to be here
43:35no you're not meant to be here oh my gosh you've got this Claire you've got this
43:41you want to do all this with me what is it I know what is
43:46oh oh oh yes Claire oh no no no yes yes yes Claire yes Claire
43:59oh god guys can I get the art team here please quite quick
44:02thank you have we got another one no that's it
44:06oh I feel so sorry for Claire she's mortified isn't she
44:10but the art department coming please
44:15guys this way please I'm so sorry I'm so sorry what's happened here I smashed it have we got
44:21another one of these we got another one Claire Claire Claire but but there's something there's something
44:27at the base of that not properly not well yeah I mean it's just blaming the bases
44:34blame the base yeah but if you're working with animals unexpected things are going to happen
44:39it's not like the golden bone even matters the perfect pooch isn't even a real show
44:43is it Claire
44:47he does have a point take a look at this
44:55gk you must convince Elaine to spray her hair red
44:58do what Elaine I think this really works
45:01Sam make the contestants strike doggy poses
45:05give us one paw give us one paw beautiful oh my god Sam hide in the tunnel and ensure Olive
45:13and Farrah don't get through
45:21Harry you must fail James and Loki on a technicality
45:24Loki just started to quite make the signal oh my god oh jesus
45:34I give you Sam Thompson
45:38Julie Love
45:40J.K. Berry
45:43Mr. Harry Regan
45:46and Joel Domit
45:49hello
45:49you all think that you've been taking part in the perfect pooch but you've actually been
45:57contestants on a brand new secret game show called celebrity sabotage
46:02you sabotaged me
46:04I did well that's not all because earlier today one of you caught me red-handed in a bush
46:10and that person was Remy did you yeah I spotted well Frankie spotted him
46:17for every sabotage mission we successfully completed
46:21we've been building up a prize pot
46:23oh my gosh
46:24and I can reveal that the prize pot you've won for everybody to share
46:30is 21,000 pounds oh my god which means you're going to go home with 4,200 pounds each
46:39oh my god thank you
46:41we could not have done any of this without the help of Claire Balding
46:46Ru isn't even my real dog I only met him yesterday
46:50I can't believe it's not the perfect pooch and it's celebrity sabotage I had no idea
46:55I am so excited to win money and I'm skint right now so I'm very excited and yeah we could
47:02have a holiday
47:03I never expected this
47:05I absolutely cannot believe it I feel so overwhelmed and very emotional I can't stop crying
47:12oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god we've won over 4,000 pounds you don't
47:22know how much
47:22that means to me that is like you know that's yeah that's that's just yeah I will remember this
47:31for life yeah absolutely oh my god yeah I'll never live it down
47:43next time on celebrity sabotage do we kill people welcome to the backstabber let the games begin
47:54there's a rat in this team go beg go go go go no way
48:12hey
48:12I
48:13yeah
48:20yeah
48:21yeah
48:22yeah
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