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Your.Friends.and.Neighbors. S02 - E03

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00:12Yeah, I got it.
00:14This is my favorite part.
00:15I fucking love this.
00:17I'm coming up.
00:19You know what strikes me when I watch this?
00:21I mean, apart from the obvious.
00:23I mean, what the fuck, right?
00:26What strikes me is how you're moving.
00:29You're not sneaking around.
00:30You're not rushing through it.
00:32Cool as the other side of the pillow, man.
00:35You're a pro.
00:36Well, if I was such a pro,
00:37you wouldn't have that video there, would you?
00:38Yeah, well, don't beat yourself up.
00:42My security system isn't installed yet,
00:44but I always plant a few hardwired iPros around the house.
00:47I deal with a lot of dangerous people,
00:49and I have cultivated a level of paranoia
00:51that most people would find excessive.
00:55Please sit.
00:58I can't explain.
01:00Can you really?
01:05Is this a Thomas Crown affair kind of thing?
01:08Rich guy, so bored with his life,
01:10he risks it all just to feel alive.
01:13Oh, let's be honest.
01:13You're not that rich.
01:15I mean, this place, any of it legit?
01:18You managing some money?
01:19Just trying to dig myself out.
01:21Well, look, man, no judgment here.
01:23I like a guy who colors outside the lines.
01:25I appreciate that.
01:27But look,
01:29I just got to tell you,
01:30I'm really sorry about this.
01:31It's nothing personal.
01:32You know, I just figured you'd never miss it.
01:34The thing is, that's where you're wrong.
01:37See, because that book
01:38isn't just a first edition Wharton in mint condition.
01:42It was a gift for my wife.
01:45And it means more to me
01:46than I could ever explain.
01:50I assume you still have it?
01:54Not exactly.
01:57I'm going to need that book back, Coop.
02:04I'm late for a meeting.
02:08So, to be clear,
02:10you're not going to turn me in?
02:15How about you just worry
02:16about getting that book back?
02:40A paper shadow in a house of stone
02:45The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
02:51I never knew how far the ride was going to go
02:55Till I look back at the smoke
02:59You can't keep up with the Joneses
03:04Don't want to run for the roses
03:14Sometimes I wonder why
03:16Sometimes I wonder why
03:19I just don't have the Joneses
03:24Don't want to smell the dying roses
03:29I got my pocket full of roses
03:34I don't keep up with the Joneses
03:53Please rise
03:56I hereby declare on oath
04:00That I absolutely and entirely
04:11So help me God
04:13So help me God
04:15Congratulations, citizens
04:42Good morning
04:43I'm late
04:46You look nice
04:47Oh yeah?
04:48I was worried that this blazer screams
04:50My brother doesn't think
04:51I can handle this job
04:53So, yes to still mad?
04:55Let's not do this right now
04:56I didn't say you couldn't handle the job
04:58And I didn't say I was still mad
04:59Allie
05:00I gotta go
05:02How are you getting there?
05:06If you take me
05:08I will consider forgiving you
05:32You go ahead
05:33You fake fucking bitch
05:42Mel Cooper?
05:43You recognized me
05:45Of course
05:46How are you, Jeff?
05:48God, you look exactly the same
05:51Well, must be that portrait
05:53tucked in my attic
05:55I wish I had one of those
05:57So what do I owe the pleasure?
06:00Um, you know, you saw my daughter recently
06:03Tori
06:04Yes
06:04Bright kid
06:05Yeah, a little too bright sometimes
06:06Uh, she did call her interview pro forma
06:10God, I'm so sorry
06:11You know, she has just not really been herself
06:16To be honest, we've just, um
06:19Been going through some stuff at home
06:24Are you okay?
06:29Do you mind if I come in for a minute?
06:32Yeah, sure
06:32Come on in
06:33I'm not bothering you?
06:34No, not at all
06:35Come on in
06:35Okay, thank you so much
06:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
06:40Okay, first day of school
06:46Oh my God
06:50Private school kids make me nervous
06:52Oh, come on
06:53They're gonna love you
06:54Well, of course they're gonna love me
06:56Everyone loves me
06:57I'm worried I'm gonna hate them
06:59That's the spirit
07:02Thanks for the ride
07:03Yeah
07:05Be nice
07:11Coffee
07:13Thank you
07:14Mm-hmm
07:34Disappointment tour round two
07:37Good luck
07:47Good morning
07:48You look tired
07:50Thanks
07:51Hey, hey, hey
07:53My mind's made up, Dad
07:55I'm not
07:56Trying to change it
07:57Really?
08:01I just wish you'd walk me through it
08:03Get some sleep, Dad
08:05Get some sleep, Dad
08:15Okay
08:19Everything looks good
08:23It does?
08:24Mm-hmm
08:25I take it this pregnancy wasn't planned
08:27Definitely not
08:28Yeah, no
08:30Wait, why does the baby look poorly planned?
08:33The baby's fine
08:34It's just that you're at the end of your first trimester
08:37Normally you would have come in sooner
08:38Yeah
08:38I guess we just figured we were safe, you know, with my geriatric uterus
08:43The updated term is advanced maternal age
08:46That's not much better
08:47Grace, let me assure you
08:49You have the uterus of a 25-year-old
08:51Just like your ass
08:52Okay
08:52Hey, Doc, there's just the one in there, right?
08:56Are you serious right now?
08:56Well, I'm just asking, all right?
08:58I've had enough surprises lately
09:01What are the surprises that you had?
09:04Well, isn't this enough?
09:07Feeling okay, Mr. Choi?
09:09Looking a bit pale
09:11Yeah, you want to lie down, hon?
09:13I know how exhausting this must be for you
09:17Thanks, I'm fine
09:18Okay, so, music
09:21Let's talk about it
09:24What's music about for you guys?
09:28Um
09:30Think of the songs that really made you feel something
09:35Or what
09:37The ones that really hit you
09:40Why did they hit you the way that they did?
09:43Was it the lyrics?
09:44Was it the melody?
09:46The rhythm?
09:47The bass?
09:48Come on, guys
09:48There's, like, no wrong answers here
09:57Yes
09:58Yes, go ahead
10:00Uh, you're supposed to be teaching us chord progressions
10:02Oh, yeah, well, we'll get to that
10:03I just
10:04I don't want this
10:06Class to just be
10:08About music theory
10:11I mean, it's literally called music theory
10:13Seriously?
10:14I mean, you do know chord progressions, right?
10:16Yeah, of course I know chord progressions
10:23Okay
10:26How about a simple one, four, five chord progression in D major
10:29Um, I will start
10:32I'll play you the chords
10:33And then you guys can
10:35Play them back to me
10:36Sound good?
10:38Cool, okay, great
10:39So it starts on D
10:43And then it goes to G
10:45Spying on your senior crush?
10:47Oh, hey
10:50Oh, no, that's, that's my aunt
10:51She got the gig
10:53Yeah, it's her first day
10:55Cool
10:57So why are we spying on her?
11:00I'm not
11:01I mean, it's, uh, the thing with Ali
11:04She kind of marches to her own beat
11:06So do you, right?
11:09It's not the same thing
11:11I guess music runs in the family, huh?
11:14Not mine
11:15My dad thinks he's a musician
11:16But he thinks he's a lot of things that he isn't
11:19Seems pretty cool
11:20Yeah
11:21He's not
11:29Hey
11:35You should come over sometime
11:37Yeah?
11:37The house has this recording studio in the basement
11:39My dad outfitted the whole thing
11:42Cool, yeah
11:43So y'all come?
11:46He's this hunter
11:47It's just hanging out
11:48Doesn't mean we're engaged
11:54The Wharton book
11:55I need it back
11:57Sure
11:58Can I see your library card?
11:59Lou, come on
12:00Why would you possibly need it back?
12:03Not me, the owner
12:06You got caught
12:08Yeah, it's a long story
12:09Yeah, it's a long story
12:09But it's all good
12:10I just
12:12He just wants it back
12:13Well, it's a long story
12:14Well, he can't have it
12:14Why the hell not?
12:17There was a dog market in Pura only once
12:21I don't know what that means
12:22It means
12:24That's not how this works
12:26The book's gone
12:27Sold to a collector
12:28What are you talking about?
12:29You had it for like two days
12:30I'm good at my job
12:31Sue me
12:32Well, can you get it back?
12:33No
12:34Why not?
12:35Because that is not how this works
12:36Yeah, you said that already
12:37Apparently it bears repeating
12:39Well, can you put me in touch with the buyer?
12:42You're kidding, right?
12:44You got caught, Coop
12:45You think I want any part of that?
12:47Lou, come on
12:47If I don't get that book back
12:48He's gonna call the cops
12:50No, just make another deal with it
12:52No, that's not how this works
12:57Please, Lou
12:57Please
13:04I'll make the call
13:05But that's all I can do
13:07How much is in there?
13:08The hundred grand you gave me for it
13:10That's not gonna cut it
13:11I sold it for two
13:13It's called turning a profit
13:14Mr. Money Wiz
13:16I don't have $200,000 laying around
13:18You're probably gonna need closer to three
13:19Jesus Christ
13:20Like I said
13:21Good at my job
13:23At least one of us is
13:27Whenever you're ready
13:28Action!
13:30I'm your man Nick Brandis
13:31And this is Off Brandis
13:33The triple-double's latest greatest segment
13:35Where we rank the biggest air balls of the week
13:37On and off the court
13:39If anyone's had an off-brand moment
13:41I'm here for it
13:43Let's go!
13:48All right, hey Cam, make sure you follow him
13:53He's on fire, man
14:14He missed the walk-through
14:16Shit, that was today?
14:18Yeah, it's been on your calendar
14:20Long before this shoot was
14:23This gym expansion has to be a priority, Nick
14:26Your people should have checked with me
14:28No, no, it's on me
14:30With escrow closing on the new house
14:32And now the show
14:32I haven't been paying attention
14:33I'm sorry
14:36Hey, never apologize for working hard
14:39All right
14:40Former athletes have a window
14:42You're in yours
14:45Can't be expected to be across
14:47Every detail of your business
14:48That's why you pay me
14:50Power of attorney?
14:52Yeah, yeah
14:53It's just so I can keep the gyms on track
14:55While you're becoming America's
14:56Most beloved sports person
14:57Ah
14:59Should I have my lawyer review this?
15:00I already sent it over to Doug
15:02It's boilerplate
15:03He's fine with it
15:04You got a pen?
15:05Oh
15:05Okay
15:14Uh, everything okay?
15:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:17Why wouldn't it be?
15:18Uh, I don't know
15:19You just seem kind of nervous
15:21I'm always nervous, Nick
15:22No, more than usual, I mean
15:29Well, actually
15:31Grace is pregnant
15:35Get the fuck out of here
15:37You serious?
15:38I am
15:39Congrats, my man
15:40Thanks, thank you
15:41Oh, I thought you were getting yourself snipped
15:43I was
15:44I was
15:44I missed the appointment
15:46And I hadn't gotten around to rescheduling it yet
15:48Okay
15:49Yeah
15:51Well, uh, fuck it, let's toast
15:53Okay, yeah
15:56Here we go for you
15:58And there's two
15:59And three kids
16:02You?
16:02Yeah
16:03I know that's an accident
16:06But you know what?
16:08It's a happy accident
16:13Oh
16:14What?
16:15What?
16:17What the hell is that?
16:18That's my next endorsement deal
16:20It's called a straight shot
16:22Non-alcoholic whiskey
16:25That's a terrible idea
16:28Have you already committed?
16:30Not yet
16:30Don't
16:31Why not?
16:32You get the experience
16:33Without the poison
16:34Nick
16:35The poison
16:36Is the experience
16:38Okay?
16:41Tor?
16:42In here
16:43You're home
16:47What does that smell like?
16:48To you
16:49Ew, mom
16:50Smells like dog piss
16:51Yeah
16:52I'm gonna kill that damn dog
16:55Nice, mom
16:56Well, I don't mean literally
17:02Why are you all dressed up?
17:05Am I?
17:14So listen
17:15And
17:16Please don't be mad
17:18Not a great star
17:22I was able to make some calls
17:26And Princeton is still on the table
17:31I'm sorry, what?
17:33I got them to reject your rejection
17:39I'm the fucking place, mom
17:41It doesn't have to go
17:41It just means you have options
17:43You don't know when to stop
17:44Options are good
17:46Okay
17:49I'll just decline again
17:54Not unless that's the last time you want to see your phone
17:57I'm 18, mom
17:59And on the family plan
18:00Dad's plan
18:00He feels the same way I do
18:03Right?
18:03Well, this is my life
18:07And why don't you tell me what you want to do with it?
18:10I want to figure it out for myself
18:13I know that technically you're an adult
18:16But your prefrontal cortex is not fully developed
18:18Until you're about 26 years old
18:20So when you're making decisions
18:21Okay, don't do that
18:22You are not my therapist
18:23No, but I see plenty of kids your age
18:25Not anymore, you don't
18:30What do you even do all day?
18:33I don't think it's me you're really mad at
18:36Yeah, no, it's 100% you
18:38Oh, I told daddy you were doing this to punish both of us
18:41I guess I was wrong
18:43I guess it's just me
18:45Right
18:46Or have you considered the mind-blowing possibility
18:49That not everything is about you
18:51You just told me it was 100% about me
18:53Jesus Christ, mom
18:55That was about not respecting my choices
18:56Oh my god
18:57I am trying so hard not to disrespect your choices
19:00Good
19:00Because I think you lost that right
19:02When you chose to attack your husband's ex-lover
19:04And get fired
19:06You keep trying to shove me into making the same decisions you made
19:09But I look at you
19:11And all I can think is
19:12Why the fuck would I want to be like you?
19:41Yeah, it's all right
19:48I'm from my first-hand movie, I'm in India!
19:52Hey!
19:52How are you now?
19:54How are you?
19:58How are you now?
20:00Hey!
20:00Hey!
20:01How are you now?
20:03Woo!
20:04Woo!
20:05Woo!
20:05Woo!
20:06Woo!
20:12Hey.
20:13Hey.
20:17What?
20:19You look terrible.
20:20Okay.
20:21Careful.
20:21A lot of people end up dead around me.
20:23I've got to watch myself, don't I?
20:25So what shithole are you taking me to?
20:26Martins.
20:26Supposed to be the hottest place in town.
20:28What, was that a mistake?
20:30I'm just trying to keep a low profile, and it's...
20:32Martins is very good.
20:33You're embarrassed of me.
20:34What? No.
20:35I'm joking.
20:35Come on, Sam.
20:36I get it.
20:36You were shunned.
20:37Shunned is a strong word.
20:38You don't want to walk right into the belly of the beast.
20:40Exactly.
20:41I know just the place.
20:42Great.
20:59Lou.
21:01The buyers agreed to meet lunch tomorrow.
21:04I'll send you the address.
21:05Okay.
21:06Great.
21:07You want to thank me?
21:09Don't look like an amateur.
21:10If you look like an amateur, I look like an amateur.
21:14Okay.
21:15It's not okay.
21:16I have a reputation to worry about.
21:20Coop.
21:21You there?
21:22Yeah.
21:22I'm here.
21:23Don't look like an amateur.
21:25Got it.
21:25You got the cash?
21:28I'm about to.
21:30God help us.
21:31Hey, listen.
21:32I know this isn't just business as usual for you,
21:34so I just wanted to say thank you, and I really appreciate it.
21:39You're gone, aren't you?
21:42She's not there.
21:47Hey.
21:48Hi.
21:49Congratulations.
21:50Oh, thank you.
21:52Oh, goodness.
21:54Oh.
21:55How does it feel?
21:55Oh, I don't know.
21:57It's nice to finally feel like I belong, you know?
21:59Oh, I got you something.
22:03Oh, shut up.
22:05No.
22:06I told you not to steal one of these for me.
22:08Come on.
22:09I wouldn't steal a gift.
22:10I bought it at the store.
22:12Like a person.
22:20You went to Cartier for me?
22:26Well, it's very basic.
22:28Rich bitch.
22:28Well, there's a gift receipt in the box if you want to exchange it.
22:31I wouldn't have.
22:36Thanks, school.
22:37Oh.
22:37This means the world.
22:40So now what?
22:42Well, I'm already working on getting my parents here.
22:44I even hired a lawyer and everything.
22:46That's terrific.
22:47Good for you.
22:47I just have to prove that I make enough money to support them both,
22:50which is not gonna happen on my housekeeper's salary,
22:53so I'm still very much into doing the thing that we are definitely not doing.
23:00I'm gonna need every damn I can get.
23:04Well, speaking of, I think Barney's gotta sort it out.
23:08Really?
23:09Can you explain to me again how my money is gonna grow in Nick's gyms?
23:14No.
23:15Not really.
23:16In fact, it'll probably get smaller, but at least it will look legit.
23:20According to the IRS.
23:22Fucking America, man.
23:24Tell me about it.
23:28So what's up?
23:29What are you talking about?
23:31You didn't come all this way just to give me this.
23:34Come on.
23:40How many times did you become a United States citizen?
23:44I figured it was worth the drive.
23:48Don't get soft on me now, Coop.
23:50No, that's not gonna happen.
23:56Okay, I'm gonna go back in.
23:57Okay, enjoy yourself.
23:59Thanks again.
24:00You're welcome.
24:10You take all your dates here?
24:13Uh, historically, the women I've dated would probably not appreciate the pleasures of the pizza joint.
24:19You need to date different people.
24:21Yeah, I'm trying.
24:22Cheers.
24:23Cheers.
24:25All right, so tell me about yourself.
24:27Where are you from?
24:29South Boston.
24:30Wow, really?
24:31A Southie.
24:32How'd you lose the accent?
24:33Years of practicing in front of the mirror, trying to sound like Molly Ringwald.
24:39You were driven.
24:40I was.
24:41Looked it out of there as fast as I could.
24:44Yeah, but it stays with you, doesn't it?
24:45I mean, no matter how much money I make, the Westmonts of the world always make me feel like the
24:49kid with the stinky lunch.
24:51Ugh, tell me about it.
24:52I thought I was in and then, you know, one wrong move and I'm out again.
24:55Yeah, one wrong move.
24:57Yeah, well.
24:58Well, that's a spectacular undersell.
25:00It's not like you used the wrong fork for your salad.
25:02Look, I'm not saying I don't deserve it.
25:04Mistakes were made.
25:06You know, I was, I was under duress.
25:09Is that an explanation or an excuse?
25:11Can it be both?
25:13Whatever gets me the second date.
25:16All right, here you go.
25:17Oh, you are not ready for this.
25:19Thank you very much.
25:20You're welcome.
25:21All right.
25:22Back to you.
25:28Oh, my God.
25:29How fucking good is that?
25:30Oh, my God.
25:31My work takes me all over the world.
25:33And everywhere I go, I always find a little hole in the wall pizza joint because I always have the
25:36best slices.
25:37Speaking of which, you haven't told me what it is you do.
25:41Yeah, it's boring.
25:43Also, in European culture, it's considered ghost to even ask.
25:46Well, we're in Westchester, so you should have a walk.
25:50I own a shipping company.
25:54Would you like to elaborate?
25:55What is it that you do with a shipping company?
25:57We have, we have container ships.
25:59Mm-hmm.
25:59And we move merchandise from point A to point B.
26:03That's it?
26:04That's it.
26:05That's it?
26:06Mm-hmm.
26:06That's it.
26:07It's exciting, right?
26:08You have so much money.
26:10I have a lot of ships.
26:12Okay, so you're either being evasive or it really is that boring.
26:16Can it be both?
26:17Mm.
26:18Touché.
26:19All right, enough about me.
26:20Walk me through it.
26:21Mm.
26:21How does the hottest girl in South Boston end up in Westmont Village?
26:26Mm.
26:26Still.
26:27I wasn't the hottest girl in South Boston.
26:28That was Heather Burns.
26:30Heather Burns.
26:31Yes.
26:31Mm.
26:32Where is she now?
26:33Still there.
26:34Yeah.
26:34He came middle school.
26:35Respect.
26:36Okay.
26:37How's she looking?
26:38She's still hot.
26:40Would you like her number?
26:40Do you want her number?
26:41Do you want her number?
26:42I just want everybody from South Boston.
26:43All right.
26:44We could drive there right now.
26:48Oh, God.
26:55These fucking kids.
26:57They sit there like fucking robots.
26:59They got no energy, no engagement, no excitement.
27:04Matt.
27:06I think the job is less me teaching the music and more just trying to get them to give
27:11a shit.
27:14Well, if anybody can do that, you can.
27:16Says the guy who thinks I can't hack it.
27:22I thought you forgave me for that.
27:24I did.
27:26But it doesn't mean you stopped thinking it.
27:29I don't know what I think.
27:30This is some strong shit, man.
27:32It's medical grade.
27:33Get over here!
27:34Get it!
27:34Get over here!
27:35Get it!
27:35Get it!
27:36Get it!
27:36Get it!
27:36Get it!
27:40There was a study done at Harvard where they took a bunch of ordinary rats and they separated
27:46them arbitrarily into two different cages and then they labeled the cages.
27:50One they labeled really smart and the other they labeled dumbest shit.
27:55They wrote dumbest shit on a cage at Harvard?
27:58The point is, then they took a bunch of students and they had the students take a rat
28:06from each cage and they had the rats run a maze.
28:08And do you know what happened?
28:11The dumbest shit ones couldn't do it.
28:13That's right.
28:13The rats were all exactly the same.
28:16But because of the labels, the students had expectations of them and so the rats lived
28:21up to those expectations.
28:24Why are we talking about this?
28:27Because I am the rat.
28:30And if you think I'm going to fail, I probably will.
28:42Anyway.
28:46Maybe it's time you let me find my way out of the maze by myself.
28:55Tori.
28:56Hey.
28:57I can't with mom.
28:58I'm moving in.
29:04You saw her too, right?
29:13First, my back went out.
29:15Then, I got caught red handed.
29:17Now, I had pawned something for 100,000 bucks that I would have to buy back for twice that
29:22at minimum.
29:23It was all putting a serious dent in my pride.
29:26Not to mention my cash flow.
29:28And the irony was, I would have to hit multiple houses at the exact moment I was starting to
29:33wonder if I was even any good at it.
29:36Right this way, sir.
29:42The fuck?
29:46Ash?
29:48Surprised?
29:51Surprised as a word.
29:53I'm the buyer.
29:56What?
29:57Bon appetit.
29:59Mmm.
30:00You have to try this crudo man, it's fucking insane.
30:04You bought your own book back.
30:05Yeah, I told you.
30:06It means it's the same thing.
30:07a lot to me how did you track it down well the hot books market's not really a large one
30:14so this whole idea of me chasing around trying to find it that was just for fun exactly team
30:19building okay well no harm no foul uh wait i'm still at 200 grand yeah here's 150. give me
30:28another week i'll get you the rest how you gonna do that you're gonna rob somebody else
30:34come on i got a better idea sit down
30:42okay look i'm looking to move some money into a hedge fund or establish a position however the
30:48fuck you say yeah well i'm not really in that business anymore but i can introduce you to some
30:52guys a bailey russell fund talking about excelsior excelsior is jack bailey's baby he runs it and
30:59pretty much hates me well you're going to be coming in with 400 million bucks so i think he'll
31:04get over it you're investing 400 million dollars you don't need me you'll be fighting off every
31:10firm in town with a stick i'm sure you're familiar with the office of foreign assets control of fact
31:16yes how the did you get on the ofac list i ship cargo all over the world let's just say
31:26the u.s
31:27government is not on speaking terms of some of my clients and the new administration has a big fat
31:32hard-on for me my assets such as they are are vulnerable to seizure so i have to diversify quickly
31:39you can't ask me to do that i'm not asking it's against the law you robbed my house this is
31:45different
31:45yeah i don't think it is listen even if i could get you into excelsior which i cannot
31:50there is no way that your money clears compliance you're saying you can't do it i'm saying no one
31:56can you don't become what you want you become what you believe oprah said that good get her to
32:06manage your portfolio come on coop there's 17 000 people on that list you seriously expect me to
32:10believe there's not one sdn investing in bailey russell funds
32:17look man it's a zero-sum game you can help me out or you can get arrested again no it's
32:24just
32:24straight blackmail look we're driven men you and i we've worked hard for what is ours and we'll do
32:31what we have to do to keep it so i know you get it i'll give you 48 hours to
32:38come up with a plan
32:40you want to split a chocolate cake how are you with gluten can we get two forks please there are
32:45moments in your life that you regret in hindsight and then there are the moments you're already
32:50regretting even while they're still happening i knew it was a bad idea to get involved with owen ash
32:57but i couldn't see a way out of it and if nothing else i had to marvel at my unrivaled
33:03ability to take
33:03a bad situation then make it so much worse beep well chaim
33:17how's your new roommate i'll let you know when she starts talking to me how are you
33:26you know i've been better you know why she came to you right because i'm her father
33:32because you're the vacation parent the fun one okay are you mad because she's pissed at you or
33:39because she came to me seriously you were always at work i was the one who had to hold the
33:43line
33:44you'd maybe emerge for a couple of hours on weekends but all bets were off you never said no to
33:50her
33:52she was always so good she was good because i was on it brush your teeth drink your milk do
33:57your homework
33:57be home by 11 get off your screens you can't leave the house wearing that outfit
34:03whenever they came to you for permission for something you'd be like what did mom say
34:07yeah because i was backing you up you were passing the buck oh please
34:13i gave everything i had to those kids and somehow i'm the asshole well if the shoe fits
34:29you're just thrilled you get her all to yourself well it's not the worst
34:37if i'm being honest my house can be a little lonely i mean i lived with you guys for 18
34:42years
34:44it's honestly kind of nice to have her slamming doors and rolling her eyes at me ain't it
34:56this will run its course mel she's gonna need her mom
35:02but she's gonna be gone soon
35:06yeah even if she doesn't go to college she's
35:11off on her way
35:15god it just doesn't seem that long ago we brought her home from the hospital does it
35:21yeah i remember the hospital you came to pick us up and forgot where you parked no i was a
35:27little bit
35:27stressed walking around first kid being structure for an hour 20 minutes tops god you thought tori
35:34was gonna die of exposure it was cold no it wasn't
35:41first kid yeah for sure
35:52you have these kids this family and it's your whole world and then you realize everybody leaves
36:01first tori's gonna go then hunter and then
36:07who am i gonna be
36:10some lonely old hag living in a big empty house
36:17well i mean if you want to downsize we can talk no fucking way get out of here
36:33how the hell did this happen
36:37we were never supposed to get this old
36:45we blinked
36:55oh hey
36:58not a big deal but uh i just got a bill for three thousand dollars for something called a mona
37:05lisa
37:05oh that is a skin treatment it's for your yeah
37:17smile
37:24whiskey hey hey hey look at that
37:34yeah i already took out my usual thing
37:40oh
37:41one park technologies your father-in-law very clever yeah
37:45okay now i get to pay taxes well legitimate income's expensive
37:55would help if i had some sense of future cash flow
37:58yeah about that things are gonna be a little
38:02quiet for some time quiet i just got everything set up
38:08what did you do i got caught i'm sorry what
38:12koop am i exposed to you you're fine jesus barney it's a legit question who caught you
38:18i want ash why the hell would you rob ash why the hell wouldn't i he's like some kind of
38:23arms
38:24deal or something is that true i don't know that's the rumor
38:29well now he wants me to manage an investment for him
38:33so he caught you robbing his house and now he wants to hire you what am i missing here he's
38:38on the ofac list
38:42yeah it's a sizable investment how sizable extra large
38:54controversial thought maybe this is your ticket back to the big game
38:59you are taking this surprisingly well i know right crime suits me oh no
39:17so don't take this the wrong way but
39:21you know this better than usual yeah good
39:32it's gotten into you why can't uh can't a man put a little energy into pleasing his wife
39:40you sure can
39:51also
39:54i'm not gonna work for your father
40:04i'll get you a towel
40:07anymore
40:08not a chance i could see he was scared because he talked as much as he did
40:12i don't get it johnny hey about these two other guys
40:15i'm looking at cubick's filmography
40:18can you do it after the movie is over i want to be able to contextualize as i go
40:22this is one of his first features yes i know it's impressive
40:28it's fine i guess
40:31it's fine you guess dad it's the killing it's a masterpiece
40:35which you'll never get to see if you don't press play
40:40i take it you'd rather not talk about
40:44about mom gate is that what we're calling it
40:49god it's just i don't know it's just not very evocative i'm sorry i haven't focus grouped it yet
40:56can we just watch the movie
41:03you mean there's gonna be two other guys in on the deal we ain't gonna know who they are
41:07that's right
41:14this setup is insane
41:17yeah my dad likes to flex even when no one's looking
41:23hey hunter good to see you bud hey
41:28did you need something or
41:30huh no no no no i just heard the music it sounded really nice wanted to see where it was
41:34coming
41:34from you play really well thanks you know i play a pretty mean guitar if you ever feel like jamming
41:41no shit gotta tune these
41:45ah
41:48i'm gonna bounce
41:50leave you guys to it good to see you pal
41:58sorry about that was any good i don't know i've never seen him play
42:04i feel bad for all these guitars wasting away you should see his fencing gear that he's used maybe
42:08like twice adhd and unlimited budget is a bad combination well my dad plays golf and watches old
42:16movies till he falls asleep so that sounds awesome
42:24you always make me look so much cooler hotter
42:38you need to do something about that girlfriend
42:53sit here
43:12andrew cooper you are under arrest for breaking and entering in grand larceny
43:19it's not yours if you can't keep it
43:23it's not yours if you can't keep it
43:24it's not yours if you can't keep it
43:53it's not yours if you can't keep it
44:01hey hey warm-up shot
44:08so did you come to play yeah something like that all right lay it on me
44:18well we're gonna need to set up four different shell companies two overseas two here
44:23and a handful of intermediary accounts great my guys can take care of all that well i'll need to
44:29oversee it the treasury department doesn't have the resources to scrutinize every transaction but a
44:34billion dollars it's not exactly going to fly under the radar
44:38the number was 400 million where'd you get a billion oh a billion one actually uh the amount of money
44:45i
44:46invest has to be less than 40 percent of money under my management to avoid triggering a kyc check at
44:50baylees and k-y-c know your customer
44:56see this is why i need you because you know all this
44:58shit so you kick back to 600 once we get into excelsior right if we get into excelsior
45:03we're getting it you know i take a four percent management fee
45:10your fee is me not having you arrested remember it come on let's get loaded and toast our new
45:17partnership it's not a partnership you're blackmailing me things can be true at the same time
45:38hey hey hey get out of here you go go on
46:07hi hi hi you just you left this over at my place oh
46:15what the what the is this you're welcome
46:47what's up i have our next house
46:53yeah i i don't think i can do it my back's been seasoned up all week come on coop i
46:59have a good
46:59window they're away for a week easy in easy out just like ash well i was feeling better then and
47:05now the pain's been pretty tense so i don't think i can do it it's a good window coop i'm
47:10sure it is
47:15okay well then how about you drive and i go in that's not how we do it well maybe we
47:21should change how
47:22we do it if your back is going to be a problem it's not a problem i just need a
47:27little time
47:32okay feel better viejo thank you
47:38jesus i'm sneaking up sorry make some noise you know i'm gonna have to hang a bell around your neck
47:47is your back bothering you yeah
47:53never get old my friend
47:57something on your mind yeah
48:01i'm wondering how to write a breakup text that's easy you don't
48:08breaking up should always be done in person always yes whether you're dating or you're
48:13breaking up the rules are the same what rules don't be a dick
48:18it'd be so much easier just to write a text i'm sure it would
48:25something happen uh yeah what's her name delilah
48:36ash's daughter huh yeah yeah she's pretty cool
48:43well you gotta deal with morgan first in person okay then see what's up
48:53all right well good talk you want a beer yeah no nice try but you can give me one
49:02okay okay thank you
49:07so
49:58We're looking for a different fee structure, okay?
50:01Listen, I sat on your side of the table long enough to know when it's bullshit.
50:11Nothing beats the thrill of hitting the street with a big chunk of change.
50:16Even when the change in question isn't yours, and you're hitting the street under duress.
50:23I was the toast of the town.
50:27Everyone singing for their supper while they paid for mine.
50:31Don't waste your time chasing Medallion.
50:33Roanoke outpaced them two years straight.
50:36Where I thought Roanoke was a closed fund.
50:38For some people.
50:40It was surreal, really, how fast I could slip back into it.
50:44The pattern, the ball busting, the bullshit.
50:48And I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me that had missed it.
50:51Because this, I knew how to do this.
50:55Bullshit.
50:56We want to be in the Angie Cooper business long term.
51:00What about the fee structure?
51:01We could talk about it now.
51:02For the first two years?
51:03Well, it was great catching up, Coop.
51:06I knew you'd be back.
51:07It's just a question of when.
51:09I don't believe you.
51:10The game hadn't changed.
51:11It never does.
51:13And I had to remind myself that I was here to play a different one.
51:17And that game was just getting started.
52:02Other people have already finished using moi and I'll explain myself.
52:02The Greenе is just putting up the firmware movies.
52:03The stream is probably another historical editorial себе.
52:04You don't believe you'll be able to figure out breve alphabetically.
52:04You don't believe me now.
52:04I didn't know what?
52:04That's a good attitude isn't going—
52:05You were a stupid attitude to a buyer,
52:05Some people have believed you should've taken theيع Wizard.
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