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00:03What?
00:04Did you fall asleep?
00:05No.
00:06Are you face down on the desk?
00:09I'm thinking.
00:09Uh-huh.
00:10It's been over an hour.
00:11No, has it?
00:12Mm-hmm.
00:12I haven't heard any typing.
00:14Typing fuck over and over doesn't count.
00:23You told me to lock you in.
00:24I know.
00:25Did you want out?
00:25Yeah, of course I want out.
00:26But I have to write.
00:27Keep me locked until dinner.
00:28Okay.
00:31Do you want me to let you out?
00:31No.
00:32That was a test.
00:32Right.
00:33I can't.
00:34Okay, here.
00:35Inspiration.
00:42That's the spirit.
00:43Love you.
00:44Fuck you too.
01:11Does it suck?
01:12No.
01:13No, it's great.
01:13And Diane?
01:14The mother?
01:15It's gold.
01:16Trust me.
01:31There's the phone.
01:33Hello?
01:33Les?
01:33Hello?
01:33It's me.
01:34Look outside.
01:36Okay.
01:36The door's still locked.
01:37I know.
01:37After I found you, Dan comes from the garden house.
01:39I think they would both agree.
01:40It's a different side, right?
01:41Am I?
01:42Yes.
01:42I did a thorough inspection.
01:43No bugs of any kind.
01:44What about Roomba?
01:45Shutdown.
01:45Magoo?
01:46Boarded.
01:47Are you going to work?
01:49Yeah, I have to.
01:50Please don't.
01:50I'll hide in your pocket.
01:51I won't make a sound.
01:52The lab is a very dangerous place.
01:53There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
01:54What am I supposed to do?
01:55Sit around and wait?
01:56I'll go crazy.
01:57You could explore the dollhouse.
01:58Explore the?
01:59It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
02:01I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
02:03There's more.
02:04There is.
02:04Yeah, what about the 162 bottle, dual zone, fully stocked wine for it?
02:08And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor gifted
02:11Martin that I miniaturized it.
02:12Martin didn't want it?
02:13No, no.
02:13He's allergic to touch.
02:15But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research and I got carried away.
02:18I don't know.
02:19Les, my heart is racing.
02:21You know?
02:21Am I okay?
02:22Does it have to do with my size?
02:23Do I need to be worried?
02:24No.
02:24Just a little panic attack maybe?
02:26It'll pass.
02:26Just breathe.
02:28There you go.
02:29Okay.
02:30But Les, are you really so close?
02:33Yes.
02:34Really though?
02:35Really.
02:35Trust me.
02:44Bye.
02:57I'm in a dollhouse.
02:59I'm safe.
03:00I'm just...
03:00I'm just anxious.
03:02Need a cappuccino.
03:04Yeah.
03:06I have food.
03:09Oh my god.
03:12I am safe.
03:15I can relax.
03:18I can relax.
03:19I can relax.
03:21I can relax.
03:26Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
03:28Jesus!
03:29Dolly Christ!
03:30Are you nuts?
03:31Vivian has got this place on lockdown and you want to Shrinky Dink Chunky Public.
03:35It was just a question.
03:36Okay, wait.
03:37Well here's a question.
03:37We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
03:41Yeah.
03:41So can you stick to corn?
03:43Yeah?
03:43Head in the other direction.
03:44Minkorn, babe.
03:45It's just a passing thought.
03:46Great.
03:46Well, we will pass.
03:48Unless, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
03:50You know, look.
03:51There'd likely be hundreds of animal trials.
03:54Maybe thousands.
03:55And realistically...
03:56Of course.
03:56Animal trials.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Yeah, what was I thinking?
03:59You'd be scared there for a minute.
04:00Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know,
04:03a cat or some other animal as a test case first.
04:04That would be insane.
04:05Yeah, negligent even.
04:07You're my rock.
04:08Where would I be without you?
04:09High school physics teacher.
04:16You're in my office.
04:18It was unlocked.
04:18Well, it should be.
04:19I unlocked it.
04:20Why?
04:20I wanted to make sure you got this.
04:22New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
04:24You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
04:26And this.
04:27So I can keep track of your every movement.
04:30No more secrets, Dr. Little John.
04:33I don't have secrets.
04:34Everyone has secrets.
04:38Is that a cat?
04:39No.
04:40My shirt squeaks.
04:45Hold on.
04:45What do you think?
04:46I do not have time for this.
04:48Neither do you.
04:54Hey.
04:55You ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
04:58Help me and help Mindy.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Go, let's go.
05:00Stop.
05:01Help me.
05:05Help me and help me.
05:06No.
05:09Wait.
05:10I donated all of this to Goodwill.
05:12Didn't I, Space Golem?
05:16Last shrunk everything.
05:21this was my night
05:24but what if it doesn't fit
05:27what if it does
05:42beautiful okay
05:43can we get one of Justin's with mine
05:44yes
05:51on one two
05:51okay so if you pop it square
05:53the next big idea tomato red
05:57he's not a coat rack you know
05:59fuck him
05:59moving you to the ice cracker country
06:03these are the moments when every fiber of my being
06:05urges me to retreat
06:07to remain unseen unexamined
06:09comfortably small
06:12but this
06:13incredible prize
06:15is a beacon of courage
06:17reminding me that
06:18when you take that risk
06:19and when you make that leap
06:21and when you refuse to be small
06:24that is when great things happen
06:26I need to thank my agent
06:28and my publisher
06:30and most importantly
06:32my book editor
06:32Terry
06:47oh my goodness
06:48one more
06:48one more
06:49sorry I saved the best for last
06:50because I never forget
06:50my husband
06:51Les
06:52Les Littlejohn
06:53you did it
06:53no seriously
06:54he chained me in my computer
06:55and locked me in my office
06:55so that I would finally finish this book
06:57there is no book
06:59without you
06:59so
07:00love you
07:01thank you
07:19Terry
07:20oh god
07:21oh god
07:23fuck
07:25fuck
07:25fuck
07:27this is
07:28this is
07:33917
07:35917
07:35917
07:36917
07:37917
07:38917
07:38917
07:38who remembers anyone's number anymore
07:44star 69
07:44is that still a thing
07:46maybe star 69
07:46okay
07:51lady
07:51lady
07:52this is an emergency
07:53my life is an emergency
07:54what happened
07:54what happened
07:54okay listen
07:55I didn't want to tell you
07:56but I did something bad
07:57well I didn't do it
07:57I mean it wasn't my fault
07:58but I just need
07:58I need Terry's number
07:59Terry
07:59it's a long story
08:00and I'm not going to say anything about
08:01you know I just
08:02but I need to speak to her
08:03okay well just take a breath
08:04and I won't say relax
08:05or calm down
08:05please don't
08:06but just know that I'm taking care of everything
08:07and it will only be a couple more days
08:09and then call Terry
08:10okay
08:10no less
08:11just you know
08:12enjoy the house
08:13and eat and drink
08:13and try on another dress
08:15and I'll be home before you know it
08:18lady
08:18are you still there
08:19yeah I'm still there
08:19enjoy this vacation
08:24okay you know what
08:25you're right
08:25I will
08:26alright bye less
08:30we need to retrace our steps
08:37yes
08:38sorry to start to impose
08:40but um
08:40Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer
08:43who are you again
08:43I'm Janet
08:44in Richard's department
08:45yes Richard
08:46where is Richard
08:47he's um
08:47having a polyp removed
08:48he'll be back shortly
08:48so what do you need Janice
08:49Janet
08:50uh um sorry
08:51uh Carl
08:51Carl
08:51the um
08:52chemical freezer is the new protocol
08:53oh the fucking protocols
08:56it's um
08:57what is that
08:58oh um
08:59I think that was installed overnight
09:00what for
09:00for um
09:01motivation
09:01what
09:02the 30 day deadline
09:03as per the contract
09:04yes I got it
09:06Carl
09:07I'll talk to Vivian
09:08I'll be your security clerk
09:09it's okay
09:12what
09:13something wrong with the reader
09:14um
09:15it says employee
09:16what does yours say
09:19employee
09:19my badge is the same
09:20as Janice's
09:26dozens
09:30hundreds
09:32eight packs of economy
09:33sized toilet paper
09:33eight times 21
09:35couple of days
09:36my ass face
09:37go in
09:38trust me
09:42is it wrong
09:43I don't want to go
09:44no it's not wrong
09:45but
09:46New York
09:47St. Louis
09:48New York
09:49I think you're gonna love it
09:50I mean the house is huge
09:52we're gonna have so much space
09:53and your office is near this apartment
09:54and we have a pool
09:56I love pools
09:57I love you
10:00I love you
10:01why else would I live in New York
10:03for St. Louis
10:05Lindy I get it
10:06I did get it
10:07you just got to the top
10:08we're leaving New York
10:10but I'll be missed
10:11right
10:11and then I'll be back
10:13yeah
10:13yeah
10:16how long again
10:16do you think
10:17two years
10:18maybe three
10:18tops
10:20two three
10:21that's perfect
10:22my next book will be written
10:23Terry will be thrilled
10:24it's gonna be great
10:25trust me
10:28I do
10:31I don't
10:34I bet he could make me big right now
10:35but he won't
10:36I'm his fucking lab rat
10:37I'm his sixth inch
10:38all Nobel Prize
10:41someone's here
10:45hello
10:46Lindy
10:46it's me
10:47Richard
10:48okay
10:51hello
10:55the office
11:01Lindy
11:02I'm gonna go around the back
11:20Lindy
11:21wherefore art thou
11:23Lindy
11:26hey
11:31who are you
11:32no
11:32what the fuck are you doing
11:33what the fuck are you doing
11:34sorry sorry
11:35sorry sorry
11:35oh wait wait wait wait
11:36you must be Lulu
11:38why do you know my name
11:39because I work with your dad
11:40at the lab
11:41my name's Richard
11:42okay Richard from the lab
11:43are you stalking us
11:44stalking
11:44no no no no
11:45no no no
11:45no no no
11:46I'm not stalking
11:46I was in the neighborhood
11:48and I just thought I'd come by
11:49and wish the family
11:49Merry Christmas
11:50and you know
11:51and peep into the windows
11:52my dad's not even home
11:53which you should know
11:54working in his lab and all
11:58I am an employee
12:00and a physicist
12:01and a creep
12:02okay
12:02okay
12:03I am seeing this from your
12:04vantage point
12:05and I understand
12:06the intimations therein
12:07so I will not
12:08bend your ear any longer
12:10okay so
12:11maybe you can just
12:12take these
12:12write now to home
12:13and you know
12:14wish your mother
12:14Merry Christmas
12:15for me
12:16is she home writing
12:16my mom doesn't write
12:17she doesn't write
12:18okay
12:18that's not
12:19you can go now
12:19Richard from the lab
12:20I am gonna go
12:21I'm just gonna go
12:21yeah
12:22sorry for your troubles
12:23and Merry Crimbo
12:26whatever
12:44one semester down
12:45seven to go
12:45unless you graduate early
12:47like me
12:47love dad
12:55in the name of science
12:56these protocols must end
12:58no
12:59no
13:00no
13:02I cannot do my work
13:03with these protocols
13:04in place
13:05how can you not see that
13:06I see a frustrated employee
13:12I'm also
13:14just a scientist
13:16standing
13:16in front of another scientist
13:18asking her
13:19if she really believes
13:20the protocols
13:21are more important
13:22than changing the world
13:23do you remember
13:24the feeling of being
13:25so close to a breakthrough
13:26on a precipice
13:27of something monumental
13:28and the only thing
13:29that matters is the work
13:30you don't eat
13:31you don't sleep
13:31you don't see your family
13:32what family
13:33it's just the work
13:34it's the science
13:35it's the math
13:36it's the vision
13:36come on
13:38you feel it too
13:39you know I'm going to
13:39crack this wide open
13:40and change the world
13:41so join me
13:42as partners
13:43not corporate versus labor
13:45but scientist to scientist
13:47let's make history
13:48together
13:50partners
13:51partners
13:55is that a cat
13:55what no
13:56I hear everything
13:57I see everything
13:58I can even
13:59smell everything
14:00Dr. Littlejohn
14:01show me
14:02show you
14:02in the name of science
14:04show me
14:06it was the last
14:07unauthorized experiment
14:08I swear
14:08I didn't even know
14:09what I was thinking
14:17I do
14:18you're thinking bigger
14:19than fruit and vegetables
14:19Dr. Littlejohn
14:20am I?
14:21I don't usually
14:21underestimate men
14:22oh
14:23well yes I am
14:24I am going to have
14:25to confiscate her
14:25is that necessary?
14:26she's now company
14:26proper
14:26she's a he
14:27Mr. Redoux
14:28you named him
14:35how wonderful
14:39I would consider
14:40lifting a few
14:41of the protocols
14:42should certain missing
14:43lab equipment and chemicals
14:44find their way back
14:44to the lab ASAP
14:45uh-huh
14:45one water truck
14:46one remote control
14:47two animal cases
14:47yeah I did hear something
14:48about that
14:48let me see what I can do
14:50he's so warm
14:51he is warm
14:55of course
14:56the temperature
14:57um
14:59so you'll take good care of him?
15:00all the best
15:01I mean
15:01yes
15:02and you'll keep track
15:03on his finals?
15:03yes
15:03and this will be our
15:04little secret animal trial
15:05yeah
15:06and you will perform me
15:07immediately of any
15:07abnormal results?
15:08yes
15:09I love this cat
15:10fine yes
15:10go
15:16we'll be best friends
15:17forever
15:29hey Vivi
15:31I'm just picking up
15:32a few things
15:32and I'm heading back
15:33to the lab
15:34you okay?
15:35uh yeah good
15:35yeah I found the wine
15:37gonna take a nap
15:39you can't
15:39what?
15:40well hello to you too
15:41walrus
15:44I can get to the lab
15:45see what he's hiding
15:47yeah it's a long way down
15:48but
15:49okay right?
15:51I agree
15:52let's do it
15:53uh
15:58uh
15:59what the heck
16:03uh
16:04uh
16:04uh
16:05uh
16:05uh
16:17dad
16:19Lulu
16:19you're home
16:20yeah
16:20you told me to come home
16:23for the vows
16:23at the gray house
16:24oh yes of course
16:25the vows
16:25yeah
16:26yeah
16:27where's mom?
16:27oh Lulu
16:28so good to see you
16:28it's so good to see you
16:30so how was the
16:30how was the last semester
16:31and your finals
16:32uh
16:32good
16:33um
16:33fantastic
16:34good
16:34yeah it runs in the genes
16:36you love science
16:36yeah
16:37um
16:37hey
16:38some weird guy
16:39from your lab came here
16:40what who?
16:41Richard
16:41why?
16:42I don't even think he knew
16:43oh
16:43well he's harmless
16:44he's not a duck
16:44but he's a good scientist
16:46dad
16:46yeah
16:47you're being
16:47really weird
16:48I am
16:49we've been hugging
16:50for like five minutes
16:50sorry
16:51I'm happy to see you
16:52my work's being crazy
16:53speaking of crazy
16:54where's mom
16:54oh she's
16:56we gotta get a bit of water
16:58from the kitchen
16:58we're in the kitchen
16:59the deeper kitchen
17:00um
17:00so I think mom
17:02uh
17:02has had
17:03um
17:04an emotional breakdown
17:05no no no
17:05shh
17:06oh
17:07is she upstairs
17:08yeah
17:08yeah
17:08no no
17:09she's not
17:09she's
17:09yeah
17:10she's
17:10your mom has gone
17:11to the
17:11to the
17:12the gray house
17:12yeah
17:13okay
17:14so hurricane lindy
17:15is tracking
17:15where these
17:16what happened
17:16don't say that
17:17I don't know
17:18what you're talking about
17:18she's gotta be like
17:19at least a five
17:19am I right
17:20oh these phrases
17:20you're using
17:21that's not a nice
17:21thing to say
17:22at all
17:25what's with the dollhouse
17:26what's that tube for
17:27well I'm cleaning it
17:28because I wanted to
17:28decorate it for the holidays
17:29like festive
17:29you're still shrinking
17:30things for the dollhouse
17:31let me see
17:32oh
17:33dad
17:34what
17:34are you okay
17:35yeah I'm okay
17:36I'm fine
17:36but you
17:36I think
17:37I think you should rest
17:38you gotta rest
17:39you gotta rest honey
17:39because you've been
17:39traveling from college
17:40and there's a lot
17:41and you know what
17:42I'm gonna fill your fridge
17:42downstairs with so much
17:43so much good stuff
17:44that you won't even feel
17:45the need to come upstairs
17:45and better still
17:46I'm gonna
17:46I'm gonna give you my card
17:47so you can just get
17:48whatever you want
17:48so you're good
17:50I knew it
17:51I'm the villain
17:54yeah
17:56fuck that
17:57stick to the plan
17:58that's my ride
18:03shit
18:03yeah
18:04it's good
18:04right
18:06get me Debra
18:07at New York or not
18:08right now
18:08what I said
18:08get her
18:09okay so
18:09two words
18:10George Saunders
18:11two more
18:12get her
18:18I've got Debra
18:22Debra
18:22hi
18:23the happiest of holidays
18:24to you and yours
18:25absolutely not
18:26oh
18:26hear me out
18:27this isn't about me
18:28I um
18:28I didn't submit
18:29Lindy's story
18:30visibly my uh
18:30misstep regarding
18:32Mr Saunders
18:32and allow me to
18:33sincerely apologize
18:35once again for
18:35besmirching the New Yorker's
18:37reputation in the process
18:37uh
18:38my humble request
18:39comes at the behest
18:40of the author
18:41who has a few
18:42minor tweaks
18:42and would love to hold
18:43off publishing
18:43until a later date
18:44I heard a rumor
18:45you may be getting
18:45your own publishing imprint
18:46if there's anyone
18:47that you think
18:48I should meet
18:48say the word
18:49oh quite the opposite
18:50visibly your humble request
18:52fuck right off
18:54hey so that was brutal
18:56get me David Remnick
18:57oh god
18:58going over Debra's head
18:59can't wait
19:00okay
19:02I got David
19:04David Remnick
19:06my old pal
19:07happiest of holidays
19:08to you and yours
19:08yeah it's Debra
19:09nice try
19:10fuck off
19:12so
19:13out
19:18Wendy
19:19Wendy
19:21Wendy
19:22she said
19:22man
19:30she displays
19:31she says
19:32bisschen
19:42she says
19:46she says
19:47she claims
19:47she says
19:48she says
20:03What the fuck?
20:06I'm so curious.
20:20Please, Richard, here are my, were you at my house earlier?
20:24Um, no, I was in the neighborhood.
20:27Stop, stop.
20:27I don't care.
20:28Don't do it again.
20:29Reset.
20:30Richard, here are my thoughts.
20:31The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic, and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate into the solution to control
20:36the temperature.
20:37Through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
20:40Thoughts complete.
20:41Bob's implemented thoughts.
20:42NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive and NO3 negative ions.
20:47Complete.
20:48I'll implement his thoughts.
20:58Complete.
21:06Let's make history.
21:27Five seconds.
21:3110 seconds i knew it you can do it 15 seconds 20 seconds
21:59a significant success subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds an increase of 28.7 seconds
22:07huge progress in the name of science richard oh bob the explainer
22:14i sound like it came from in there
22:22lindy you fucking liar
22:27um maybe we should give him some privacy i found it 30 seconds and explode oh you don't know what
22:33you
22:33saw i'm so close my tiny fucking ass i've never let you explode
22:42you can't keep me prisoner i'm not a fucking lab rat listen to me no never i want to tell
22:48the world
22:48what you've done to me no i don't trust you how long until you can fix me for real i
22:55need the truth
22:59i don't know you don't know that's the truth you can't say when it could be tomorrow but it could
23:08be weeks months or never no not never my theory is sound i just need to figure out the math
23:13and i know
23:14it must have looked like a disaster but i'm making really good progress you know yesterday was two
23:17seconds sitting is over 30. i'm scared is this my new life no it's temporary i promise
23:25i want to trust you but i can't
23:27in a minute we'll just go okay well i'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer to hide
23:33my height
23:33my autonomy and not my dignity please thank you i'm gonna need something too
23:38stop locking me in the dollhouse well that's for your safety but lose the cameras yeah i know you're
23:44spying on me also for your safety and i'm not spying on you there's no audio on in this series
23:47of daily chickens oh like a mental patient like a loving husband with a miniature wife
23:51fine but then i need a working laptop and toothpaste that i like and and my lipstick
23:57my favorite lipsticks in my purse coming yes yes fine deal make a list
24:08love you fuck you too
24:11love you
24:31oh god
24:35oh
24:36oh
24:37Terry
24:39come on
24:40oh my god
24:42oh my god
24:42oh my god
24:43come on
24:47okay
25:01is she dead what who is who dead lindy you thought i died that's the only reason les would call
25:07me
25:07you sounded scared i was oh wait how do you think i died what were you imagining threw yourself in
25:13front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal uh-huh yeah but you're gonna
25:17fix that lindy i tried tried period that sounds very defeatist that's not you come on i i really
25:24really really really really need it i hate to say it this is my fucking problem your ex emotional
25:27whatever fuck sent the story in i'm about to get my own imprint i cannot be associated with this
25:31shit what about our friendship is this friendship or business both well that that's the problem
25:37isn't it the the lines have blurred and we haven't conducted business in 15 years
25:42look lindy i love you i always will but but you're toxic it doesn't matter who sent the story
25:49into the new yorker it's out there and if it's out there and you have to deny it you're toxic
25:56i see well then by that logic if i were to put it out there that you knew about the
26:02story and
26:02encouraged me to submit it anyway and then you had to deny it you're toxic but you wasn't no not
26:09if
26:10it's friendship but if it's just business i'll keep you posted friend oh thank you friend
26:20oliver your friendship is so toxic i love it get me jackie fucking ball we're in my fucking office
26:23fucking tomorrow thank you god conclusions the regrowth process induced excessive molecular
26:27tension surpassing substratural limits of plant cells this tension compounded by a sudden an extreme
26:32rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction this is key oh it's me i've been miniaturized
26:37immediate suspension i'm in the laboratory i'm in less's death store he's taking me home to a doll
26:40house help me detonation bang and so wait what recommend richard what what personal call hang
26:46up hang up come get me i'm in the door i'm in the door open the the top hello
26:51apologies it was um it was my mother it's just a tiny issue recommendations
26:56immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound x44 do we read
27:05do you think you'll tell your daughter about me lindy wouldn't want hurricane lindy blowing
27:11through your special bond what was it category five what category is shrinking your wife to six
27:16inches tall it was five and i'm very sorry what is the matter now anyway i think it would traumatize
27:24her i think she'd blame me i should probably move the dollhouse my prison within my prison
27:31you know uh dr carmichael says fuck that bitch whoa lindy that is a red light reaction can we
27:37please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response
27:45silence is the silent killer of a relationship i will take my foot off the brake and although i may
27:52sit here quietly it's not silence i feel like we have achieved the yellow light and will proceed
27:57with caution as dr carmichael says why don't we revisit us in the morning i as half of us agree
28:10well this um this is the gmo tomato that stands for genetically modified organism and um this gmo tomato
28:16really has the power to revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it the gmo tomato
28:20is disease and pest resistant it has a longer shelf life it has enhanced nutrition and it reduces
28:26the need for fertilizers so win win win win win smells good too
28:39sam incarcerated bill grandpa warren great grandpa jeff gross
28:55that's not how you spell little john mr mcgu
29:14at least he gets out
29:38this is gonna be a lesson as a double green light face
29:42this is gonna be a lesson as a double green light face
29:47richie
29:48uh wait are you real i come bearing me my love
29:53and this
29:56richie
29:59this place
30:02is dead to me
30:10that's my daughter
30:16richie
30:17oh my god
30:19i i i can't believe it
30:21i just
30:22oh my gosh
30:23wait you
30:23you shrunk yourself
30:24i did
30:24i have so many questions
30:26i have all the answers
30:27oh god i'm so relieved
30:28i'm excited
30:29it's ow
30:30oh you'll get used to that
30:31wow
30:31that's less
30:32that's less
30:32yeah he's walking around
30:33what
30:34that's nice
30:34you need to hide
30:35get in the closet
30:35oh that says do not enter
30:36ever
30:37no we're not
30:37it's fine
30:38it smells really bad
30:46good morning
30:47morning
30:48coffee and a chat
30:49yeah sure
30:57oh
30:59is this really necessary
31:00i just want you to be safe
31:01anything can happen
31:02okay enough with that already
31:04wait
31:04that was a red light reaction
31:06my green light response is
31:08i appreciate your concern
31:11and my green light response is
31:13i know the circumstances are not ideal
31:14and i am truly truly sorry about that
31:17oh
31:17the red lipstick
31:20and toothpaste
31:23oh i
31:24but i will monetize them when i can
31:26um
31:26but i did get a travel size toothpaste
31:27so it's a little bit smaller
31:28and helton has these new protocols
31:29so i will
31:30i will find a workaround
31:31thank you
31:32oh
31:32and about lulu
31:33i thought a lot
31:34about what you said last night
31:35and i will speak to her
31:36about the accident
31:37about me
31:37about hurricane lindy
31:38it's inappropriate
31:39and it's hurtful
31:41i appreciate that
31:42thank you
31:42about you
31:43and the accident
31:44um
31:44i do think that our current situation
31:46would traumatize her
31:47and sadly
31:48i could see her blaming you
31:49if not handled properly
31:49and so i
31:50i would like to propose
31:51accessing dr carmichael's
31:53marital toolbox
31:54and employing the upf tool
31:55do you agree
31:56i agree
31:57one condition
31:58oh
31:58i'm open and i'm present
31:59we stick to the definition
32:00of united parental front
32:02no backdoor deals
32:03that was once
32:04i apologized
32:05and i have grown
32:06fine
32:11this is kind of nice
32:12isn't it
32:12yeah
32:14except for the tiny elephant
32:15in the room
32:15fair enough
32:16i promise i didn't forget
32:17about the laptop
32:18it's just
32:18new investor
32:19new protocols
32:19got it
32:20no problem
32:26hi
32:30oh
32:31is he gone
32:31wait
32:33and
32:34okay
32:35we're clear
32:35you're not going there
32:36there are cameras though
32:37but we have time
32:38he takes a while
32:38before he checks them
32:39let's go
32:42i should change
32:44um
32:45how did you
32:46get up here
32:47i'll show you
32:52richie
32:52oh i could cry
32:53hidden stairs
32:54you
32:55you built this
32:56well you know
32:57i have a degree in engineering too
32:58of course you do
33:07follow me
33:11freedom
33:11oh you're a genius
33:12richie
33:12well i actually am
33:14yeah
33:14but there's more
33:15more but i love
33:16stairs
33:18what
33:20what is this
33:20so we can get where we're going fast
33:22i brought desdemona
33:22where's desi taking us
33:24all the way
33:31you thought of everything
33:32and i brought everything
33:34everything
33:36everything
33:36everything
33:37wait how did you get past
33:38the new protocols
33:39i don't know
33:39maybe i'm a badass
33:41yeah maybe you are
33:42come on desdemona
33:43give me a little more
33:51in my sleep dreams last night
33:53i had an epiphany
33:54it's the middle of the night
33:55and i wake up to find a gun
33:56pointed to my head
33:58the assailant has one question
33:59and i must answer correctly
34:00or he'll pull the trigger
34:01and the question is
34:02how do you
34:02me
34:03overcome 30 seconds
34:04to fragmentation
34:08isolation
34:09isolation
34:09isolation janet
34:10it's janet
34:11that's what i said
34:11oh um
34:12yes janet
34:13now if we think of the
34:13where's richard
34:14um he's taking a mini sign
34:15sabbatical to care for a loved one
34:16i don't understand that sense
34:18he's not here today
34:19nor will he be here tomorrow
34:20he's absent for an
34:21indeterminate amount of time
34:22and to his loved one
34:22has recovered
34:23can you do that
34:23according to the protocol manual
34:24yes
34:25who's the loved one
34:25company policy precludes
34:26disclosure of said loved one
34:27i reject that
34:28i need richard
34:29i could be your new richard
34:31temporarily
34:33reset
34:34where was i richard
34:35uh janet
35:04isolation
35:05you want me to introduce myself
35:06i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know me from the world
35:10pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one of you
35:13who's hungry
35:16yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart
35:19hilton good to see you we break for lunch in half an hour
35:21oh yeah but i've had in and out burgers flown in from california
35:24in half an hour that sounds great
35:25uh no one wants a cold burger
35:28we are on a very tight schedule in my lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently
35:32installed doomsday clock looming over us
35:33that's not a clock
35:35that's me
35:36looming over everything that's mine
35:37this lab
35:38you
35:38these people
35:39every millisecond belongs to me
35:40so i get to decide what to do with it
35:42and right now
35:43it's burger
35:44time
35:47fine
35:49we'll break now
35:50and we'll return 10 minutes early
35:51okay
35:52great
35:52you hear it everyone
35:53come on
35:54let's go
35:54burger time
35:55let's go
35:56science science
35:57you need to put some food in your mouth
35:58so science can come up your brain
35:59oh hey
36:00i got animal style for you
36:01awesome les
36:02my suggestion
36:03eat every last bite
36:04of your burger
36:18lulu
36:20steffi
36:21i'm gonna pull over
36:25hi
36:25how are you
36:26they still let you work there
36:27oh yeah
36:28new management and i don't steal as much so
36:30oh right
36:30i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh
36:31i gotta keep this job now that i'm like a serious
36:33college student
36:33you're in college
36:34don't act so surprised
36:35sorry i didn't
36:36no it's fine i uh
36:37i go to forest park
36:39community college it's uh
36:40oh yeah great
36:42so what are you studying
36:43psychology
36:44uh gonna help people out with your bullshit
36:46you're gonna start with yours
36:48um
36:49how's uh
36:50good
36:50made it through finals
36:51you know it's so weird seeing you
36:52my mom was just asking about you
36:54she always liked you you know
36:55yeah
36:57um what did she say
36:58oh you know she just asked why we stopped hanging out
37:00oh
37:01what did you say
37:02i told her you turned into an asshole
37:03hmm
37:03funny
37:04i wasn't kidding
37:05okay yeah i get it
37:06okay you you fit in i didn't
37:08i think you didn't want to fit in
37:09i think you wanted to be an asshole
37:10easy there psych 101
37:11i'm just saying i remember you know
37:12like before
37:14before
37:14before you decided you want to get the fuck out of here
37:16we used to laugh
37:18a lot
37:23mr jones
37:28mrs berns
37:29what are you doing tonight
37:30i know the door guy at crabby pete's
37:31no idea necessary
37:32well
37:33who's gonna be there
37:34oh
37:35everyone you shut out during high school
37:36hmm
37:37a warm room
37:38hard pass
37:38come meet my college friends
37:40they don't know you
37:41clean slate
37:42you could guess
37:43have
37:44fun
37:44or
37:45i could
37:46feel miserable
37:47yeah but isn't that like
37:48you're buying
37:50you know it
37:52good to see you cracking a smile
37:54sardonically
37:54right yeah i'll text you
37:55bye
38:08is this how you got it
38:11what is all this
38:12i recreated our first milestone date
38:15the bistro would watch you
38:16the campus square
38:17the snowflakes
38:18the place that you said you were your happiest
38:20sorry what is going on right now
38:21oh okay i forgot one thing
38:22oh
38:24richie how did you get in the house
38:26oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks
38:28you can learn like anything on youtube
38:30like anything
38:35oh shit
38:36oh shit
38:36shit
38:36just freeze
38:51that was a good idea
38:55run
38:56oh come on run
38:57oh come on run
38:58oh
38:59close her
39:00close her
39:00oh
39:02yeah yeah yeah
39:04i know
39:09i present jackie baldwin
39:10hi
39:10hi
39:11take a seat
39:12miss leland the flight was just heavenly
39:15oh you've got a little taste of first class
39:17oh miss leland
39:18oh sorry
39:20whoa i'm sweating
39:21miss leland would you um
39:22i'm sorry would you mind pinching me so i know i'm not dreaming
39:24this is crazy
39:25maybe just a little squeeze
39:30see jackie
39:30this is real
39:32i'm real
39:32the uh
39:33the six figure book deal i'm offering is very real
39:35oh my goodness
39:36professor little john sending me to you is just
39:39too real
39:40i mean
39:41miss leland how do i even begin to thank her
39:43well i should be thanking her for sending you to me
39:45lindy is a once in a generation writer
39:46a voice that cuts through the noise
39:48a book editor gets one of those if she's lucky
39:49and here i am starting on a second
39:52you are just one signature away
39:54writing your name to my own imprint
40:00oh sorry
40:08you know terry
40:10i should probably have my lawyer look at this first
40:13you have a lawyer
40:15she's close by
40:15how close because i uh
40:17do you need to be getting back to it
40:19well i'm sure you have a minute for a once in a generation writer
40:22you're a quick study
40:24i unleash hell
40:25no punchline
40:26you got my text
40:27sure did
40:28terry meet hell
40:29i'm a lawyer
40:30and her cousin
40:32once removed
40:33oh you might want to
40:34check your phone
40:40oh i see
40:43looks like we both have a google alert for professor little john
40:47okay here it is
40:48buried
40:48an nda
40:50good thing i know where to look
40:52we're not total rooms
40:54excuse me i just need to use the restroom
40:55i'm waiting a moment
40:58the old evo
40:59elevator
41:00yes i can use the SupRow elevator
41:01Esther
41:02sweeney
41:13you
41:14need to take
41:17sATE
41:20sEM
41:21salut
41:22is
41:24i can't
41:28give her a
41:30that
41:35Yeah, you don't know what I was going to say.
41:37Enlighten me.
41:37That was bullshit.
41:38This is still my lab.
41:39I am the head scientist.
41:40Follow me.
41:59Is this?
41:59Allowed?
42:00No.
42:01Does Hilton know?
42:02No.
42:03So I guess everybody does have secrets.
42:05And now we have two.
42:06But.
42:09In the name of science.
42:11He looks happy.
42:12Is that your scientific assessment?
42:14Yeah, observation is foundational.
42:15So beyond observation, how's he doing?
42:17Strong vitals, good appetite, clean fluids, solid feces.
42:19What more could one ask for?
42:20Also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing.
42:23Interesting, but not harmful.
42:24Quite the opposite.
42:25Happy, as you've observed, is accurate.
42:28Don't waste your energy on Hilton's antics.
42:31Think of him like an overbearing father with a sense of humor akin to pull my finger.
42:34There is no pleasing him, and he can only please himself.
42:38I have been told that an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me.
42:42A scientist who's been to therapy.
42:44Since we're getting personal, I have no problem with it, but I have been to therapy.
42:48Couples therapy.
42:49So, here you go.
42:50You are surprising.
42:52Which is surprising.
42:54I'll bite.
42:55I can do personal.
42:57How did it go?
42:58Okay, I'll bite back.
42:59It's ongoing.
43:00Dare I say complicated.
43:01Vivian, you have no idea.
43:03Les, you got my name right.
43:03You just called me Les.
43:07Which, please do.
43:15Is this an awful lot of Union Station on Market Street?
43:18Richard, what's the fucking plan?
43:19Gotcha.
43:20Okay.
43:22You've had a phone this whole time, okay?
43:24Because I asked for help, and you brought me a piece of fucking pie, but we have a phone.
43:28Okay, so.
43:28Here's the plan.
43:29Hit me.
43:30I, Richard Paul Ware, willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love for the greatest love
43:37story ever told.
43:38You will pen our story, inspiring lovers for generations to come, thereby earning a second Pulitzer.
43:43Then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny people, but only in size, not in spirit,
43:48not in heart.
43:50Happily ever after.
43:53That's the plan?
43:54Yeah, that's the plan.
43:55So you, uh, I just, why, though, would you shrink yourself without a plan to make us big again?
44:04Richard, you have no fucking plan at all.
44:06Do I have that right?
44:06Well, no.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:08No, no, no, no, no.
44:08Why did I think that you would have any answers?
44:10I thought you were going to save me.
44:12Oh, my God.
44:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
44:14Les and the team are going to solve the formula eventually like they're so close.
44:16They're like, no, no, no, no, no.
44:17Once they solve it, we can choose tiny bodies, big love, big bodies, big love.
44:21Choose?
44:22You think I would choose this?
44:23Ah, I used to run out of battery.
44:25I should have, I should have packed the charger, but I put the pie in instead because you said
44:28it was your favorite.
44:28I'm walking away before I punch you in the fucking throat.
44:31What?
44:31I, wait, wait, should I follow you?
44:33No.
44:33The train has left the station, okay?
44:36I'm going to get the next train.
44:37I'm going to get the next.
44:37No.
44:38It's the end of the line, Richard.
44:39All right.
44:40And the end of the metaphor, okay?
44:42All right.
44:42Do not fucking quote Shakespeare.
44:45Lindy?
44:4715 years of silence.
44:48Not 15 years of silence, but 15 years of silence.
44:52And now my dream, my imprint, my publishing imprint.
44:55Harry Leland Publishing.
44:57Simple, elegant, dignified.
45:00Slipping through my manicured fingers.
45:03Does she care?
45:04No.
45:05Does she demand more?
45:06Yes.
45:07Are we still friends?
45:09I don't know.
45:14You help her.
45:16Who helps you?
45:19Me.
45:23Transactional relationships are unsustainable.
45:27Unlonely.
45:32You are good people.
45:34I know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that.
45:38More opinions don't equal truth.
45:43You are so wise.
45:52You got me in a twist.
45:55I like that.
45:57A lot.
46:04May I ask?
46:06Are you married?
46:08You may.
46:12Oh.
46:13Are you married?
46:14In a way.
46:14Is he, or she, he, he, is he, um...
46:17Alive?
46:18In a way.
46:19Oh.
46:19We're starting with alive.
46:20Isn't the term alive binary in its nature?
46:22A living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain characteristics that differentiates
46:26it from non-living matter.
46:27In a way, my husband cannot be differentiated from non-living matter.
46:30May I ask?
46:31No.
46:31We're done here.
46:32But it felt good to share.
46:34Oh, no.
46:35What?
46:35I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure.
46:37A seizure?
46:38What?
46:38She could die.
46:40Okay, I can't lose her.
46:41Her?
46:41Uh, sorry, him.
46:42Clearly.
46:43Are you okay?
46:43Yes, I just love the fucking cat.
46:44Okay.
46:45The seizure has stopped.
46:46His heart rate is back to normal.
46:47Okay, good.
46:48My heart is racing.
46:52Your pulse is excessively high.
46:53The wrist, excessively sweaty.
46:57But, uh, nothing can happen to that cat, okay?
46:59Mr. Magoo is fine.
47:00I'm more worried about you.
47:02I appreciate your concern.
47:03I, uh, go.
47:05Excuse me.
47:10Oh, come on.
47:11Where is she?
47:14Oh, come on.
47:15Where is she?
47:15Where is she?
47:16Where is she?
47:16Where is she?
47:17Come on.
47:18Oh.
47:24I'm utterly alone.
47:36I was just looking for you.
47:37Why?
47:38I wanted to tell you how much I loved your speech.
47:41What are your notes, Professor?
47:43No notes.
47:43Very fission use of your words.
47:45Yeah, sure, right.
47:46Fission again.
47:47Listen, I know that you didn't want to do anything,
47:49for graduation,
47:50but I wondered if you and I could go get milkshakes at Mandy's.
47:55Not ten.
47:56Yeah, uh, I know.
47:58I just thought it would be, you know.
47:59Nostalgic?
48:00Yeah, you busted me.
48:01I'm so uncool, so.
48:04It's just ice cream.
48:05What do you think?
48:06Okay, I can't.
48:07Um, I'm leaving.
48:09For where?
48:10College.
48:10It's June.
48:11College starts in the fall.
48:12Didn't Dad tell you?
48:13He got me, like, some internship or observation, whatever thing.
48:17Uh, no.
48:19No, Dad did not.
48:20Dad did not what?
48:21Lulu's summer plans?
48:23I didn't tell you?
48:24No.
48:25Well, it was very last minute.
48:25Um, I thought I told you.
48:27Sorry.
48:33Where are you going?
48:36Didn't I tell you?
48:42You're the second person today, drowning sorrows in a milkshake.
48:45Oh, yeah?
48:46Huh.
48:47Was it another mother?
48:51It was me.
48:54How are you sad, Ever?
48:56I'd ask you the same thing, but I've read your work, and I mean that with all respect and
49:00a head to chest.
49:02Do I know you?
49:03No, no, no.
49:04I know you, and I love you.
49:07In full transparency, I work at the lab with your husband.
49:10Oh.
49:11Well.
49:13Too bad.
49:16Yeah.
49:21You know, I would be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much I admire
49:28and adore your enough.
49:30But no, look, your ability to capture the weight, the burden of the mother's complicated emotional
49:35relationship, not only with the daughter, but with herself.
49:37Come on.
49:37That is a master class.
49:38It is a master class in dimension and in heartbreak.
49:41And in a lesser right of hand, it could come across as cartoonish or salacious, but I
49:45was, I am, you know, it stays with you.
49:47And deeply moved by the daughter's ability to thrive under the complex emotional circumstances
49:51thrust upon her.
49:53It is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help.
50:00I just wanted to give that daughter a hug.
50:03It's reductive, I know, but it's true.
50:09I could really use a hug.
50:11This might be overstepping, but I would be happy to provide one.
50:16Okay.
50:29Is this okay?
50:30That's perfect.
50:34Your mom's here.
50:35Yeah, okay.
50:35Thank you, Barbara.
50:39I should, I should go.
50:40Okay.
50:43She doesn't like to drive at night.
50:45The sun's out.
50:45It's setting.
50:56I am alone.
50:59We're all alone.
51:10We're all alone.
51:19We're all alone.
51:52What are you doing?
51:53I'm going home.
51:54Because of the showdown at high noon over burgers?
51:56In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
51:57Great galloping god, what are you not getting here?
52:00Okay, there's a new gun in town, and he's wearing a black hat, but he has got the money.
52:04Fine, whatever, he started it.
52:05That's adult.
52:06I have to go home, Martin.
52:07Okay, you know what?
52:07Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet.
52:09This does not look good.
52:10Oh, fuck him!
52:11Him!
52:12F me!
52:13F everyone!
52:13Okay, you know what?
52:14You are tying your own shoes.
52:14The elements are family emergency.
52:16What?
52:16Is it?
52:17Yes, people could be dead.
52:18What people?
52:18People!
52:18Who?
52:19What?
52:19People!
52:28Do we like that guy?
52:29We might.
52:30Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit?
52:32You know, I can pull up the presentation, watch him shake, bake, and shit.
52:36Not yet.
52:37He's not useful.
52:39Okay, it's your call.
52:41Until it isn't.
52:42That's not what we discussed.
52:44As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me, I have final say when
52:48it comes to the talent.
52:50The talent, sure.
52:53But, my gut's a poke.
52:56You can't help yourself, can you?
52:58Neither can you.
53:01Poke a poke.
53:02Don't.
53:03Poke a poke.
53:05Do not.
53:08What?
53:09I'm not touching you.
53:10Oh, you're gonna go?
53:11Oh, really?
53:11Okay, well, that's childish.
53:14Oh, God.
53:15Not now, Nils.
53:16No time for questions, no time for comments.
53:18No problem.
53:20I'm on to something bigger.
53:20Oh, yeah?
53:21Bigger than me on the story.
53:22Not anymore.
53:23What?
53:25Whatever.
53:26I gotta go.
53:37I'm not failing.
53:38We're here.
53:38Look, we're walking through the doors.
53:39It's gonna be fun.
53:40It's gonna be great.
53:41You said you were coming earlier.
53:42What happened?
53:42This is earlier.
53:43Where a damn watch?
53:46What's up?
53:46Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu.
53:48We go way back.
53:48Lulu?
53:49Mike.
53:50Hey.
53:50Go find me when you get a break, okay?
53:51Anything for you, boss.
53:53Wow.
53:55You got ID?
53:57What?
53:57ID!
53:58Yeah, I, it's...
53:59I'm just kidding.
53:59You look 21 to me.
54:00Oh.
54:05Cute, right?
54:06I hate him.
54:26I will save myself.
54:34Come on, fucker.
54:44Oh, my God.
55:07This isn't goodbye, space-cullen.
55:09It's over now.
55:22Mic drop! Mic drop!
55:26You did the thing at graduation, right?
55:28The, uh, the mic drop?
55:29Mic drop.
55:30Yeah, that was me.
55:31My grandma hated your speech.
55:33And, uh, I hate my grandma, so thank you.
55:35Hey, I told you, you stupid assholes.
55:36It's her.
55:37It's a mic drop.
55:39See? No one cares.
55:41Fun, right?
55:42Sure.
55:43Are you at Forest Park?
55:44No. Are you kidding?
55:45Just a question.
55:46Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
55:48Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote,
55:50My Brain Go Starts With Black?
55:52That's your mom?
55:53We read it in class.
55:55Your mom's childhood.
55:56The dinner table. Wow.
55:57The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
56:00There's a lot of truth in fiction.
56:01Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
56:04What the fuck kind of question is that?
56:05So defensive.
56:06Not tracks.
56:07Hey, mic drop.
56:08Hey.
56:08What?
56:09Shots.
56:09No.
56:09Shots.
56:10Lulu.
56:10Lulu.
56:10Let's go.
56:11She...
56:11Please don't.
56:12No, it's not.
56:13We're doing shots with mic drop.
56:26You look, uh...
56:28Filthy.
56:28I was going to say strong.
56:29So that's my phone.
56:31I'm impressed.
56:32That?
56:33Well, I hoped you would be.
56:34I'm driving.
56:35You're what?
56:36Wait, wait.
56:37We're leaving?
56:38Yeah.
56:38We'll come back and loot the place.
56:41Where are we going?
56:43Into the sunset, Richie.
56:44It's the dawn of a new day.
56:49I'm a little worried.
56:50Emma's you.
56:51What are you talking about?
56:51Oh, we need to get you some water.
56:53Water's done.
56:53It's just stuff and, like...
56:54Oh, okay.
56:55Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
56:58Funny.
56:59She's drunk.
57:00Steph, I'm going to go.
57:01I'll see you after the New Year.
57:02Okay.
57:03Ah!
57:04Ah!
57:04Ah!
57:05What the fuck?
57:10Psycho?
57:10Let's go.
57:13My God is high.
57:14Oh, my God.
57:15What?
57:15What is wrong with you?
57:16I'm sorry.
57:17I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
57:19You're acting like a bitch.
57:19Me?
57:20I'm a bitch?
57:21I think you overreacted.
57:22I get it.
57:23Your mom's a trigger, but...
57:24Wait, wait, though.
57:24Is that, like, your professional opinion?
57:26Wow.
57:27Huh.
57:28Okay, look.
57:29You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
57:32Okay?
57:32I'm just being real.
57:35Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
57:37No.
57:37Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
57:41Hmm, yeah.
57:42Uh, well, you might want to read it.
57:44Oh?
57:44Why?
57:46Because you're just like her.
57:49My trouble.
57:57Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
57:59Don't be a dick.
58:00Okay.
58:01Word to the dipshit.
58:02I don't give a fuck who likes me.
58:04Uh, bullshit.
58:06Fact.
58:07No, you care too much.
58:08And it's showing.
58:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
58:38Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
58:40I don't care.
58:41I don't care.
58:41Just leave it.
58:42Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
58:45End it.
58:46Yes.
58:49I, I, I just cleaned that up.
58:51Here, let me, let me.
58:52No, no, no, please.
58:52Just don't.
58:53Please.
58:53Just stay where you are.
58:54Do not move.
59:03Stay.
59:11Mindy.
59:13Mindy, where are you?
59:21Oh, fuck.
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