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00:00:27Back
00:00:30My beautiful sane daughter
00:00:33I literally never have to worry about you
00:00:36That's nice, mum
00:00:37Yeah, we'll call you the sane one now
00:00:40As you should
00:00:41Excuse me, I just need to take this
00:00:45Yeah, hello?
00:00:47Mm-hmm
00:00:47Okay, okay, bye-bye
00:00:49Is this a bad time?
00:00:52Apologies, the government just needed to run some budgets to have passed a very sane person
00:00:56God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client
00:01:07What's that?
00:01:10I need you to help me
00:01:12Hello?
00:01:14I need you to help me
00:01:15What's going on?
00:01:19Can I borrow your white noise machine?
00:01:21What?
00:01:22Please
00:01:26Ryan?
00:01:28It's 4am
00:01:29My room sounds like ghosts
00:01:31Get out!
00:01:33For God's sake
00:01:49So we built the mountain
00:01:51By digging out a mighty hole
00:01:54And thought of the sweet car
00:01:57Read every rock and stone
00:02:01But now the hole's deeper
00:02:03Than anybody ever planned
00:02:05I need your tips
00:02:07I need it
00:02:10So we say to
00:02:12But I can't do this evil on my own
00:02:14I haven't wrapped the house in nearly 30,000
00:02:16Call the director
00:02:19Is this too early?
00:02:20Early?
00:02:21I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night
00:02:23Wow
00:02:24They do say mental illness is hereditary
00:02:26I barely
00:02:27You slept anyway
00:02:28I hate that you're so far away
00:02:30Okay, I'm in Surrey
00:02:31Bad enough when you move back to your flat
00:02:33Look, I am fine, Mum
00:02:35I'm in my stable girl era
00:02:37I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me
00:02:39I use retinol and HelloFresh
00:02:41I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake
00:02:43Has anyone heard from Eddie?
00:02:45She come in?
00:02:46She's
00:02:48No, there's no way
00:02:49It's been a year
00:02:50She didn't even RSVP, which
00:02:52I'm not even thinking about that, Mum
00:02:54Just stop worrying, okay?
00:02:55I'm allowed to be worried, Maggie
00:02:56It is your first time leaving town since the lithium poisoning
00:03:02I said it's your first time leaving town since the lithium
00:03:04Look, I heard you, Mum
00:03:05Just
00:03:06I need to get going, okay?
00:03:07What on earth does this maid of honor need you so early for?
00:03:10I don't know
00:03:10Bridesmaid stuff?
00:03:12Filming awkward TikToks
00:03:13And matching satin pyjamas
00:03:14And telling someone her skin looks clear
00:03:19I am a normal person
00:03:22Normal?
00:03:23Who wants to be normal?
00:03:24I do
00:03:25Well, if you get overwhelmed or feel bad in any way, just call me
00:03:29I won't, Mum
00:03:29This is going to be a nice, easy chill
00:03:32This is not one of your kooky, hackneyed town hall weddings
00:03:36Where the bride wears a jumpsuit and drinks lager from a can
00:03:40This is the home counties
00:03:42We take this seriously
00:03:44I have barely slept
00:03:46Mercury cried all night
00:03:48No, did he?
00:03:50Simone has had a complicated reaction to her premarital juice cleanse
00:03:56I will never forgive Heat Magazine for what it did to us
00:03:58So, to avoid my brother saying I do to a woman wearing an adult nappy
00:04:03I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were
00:04:08Yes, those were Simone's choices
00:04:10I suppose she wanted her culture represented, too
00:04:14Please wear them so as to differentiate yourselves from the staff
00:04:19Um, Flopsy, is it?
00:04:21Yeah
00:04:21Um, why, um, why does my sash say this?
00:04:27My reputation as a maid of honour, a role I take extremely seriously, is immaculate
00:04:33I am in constant demand, and this is my brother's wedding
00:04:37My favourite brother, the only brother that isn't balding
00:04:39And as, from what I understand, you have a bit of a reputation as somewhat of a loose cannon
00:04:46I think this would be a better fit
00:04:49Off you go
00:04:51Now, I have written down your bridesmaid's tasks in extremely simple terms
00:04:58So, I am assuming there are no questions
00:05:02I left Simone lying face down in an antique chamber pot, so I ought to be
00:05:06Uh, what does train the swans mean?
00:05:08Is assist Jessie Ware slung for something?
00:05:10I have not heard a thing from her fourth bridesmaid
00:05:12Has anyone had contact with her? She's ignored all communications
00:05:18Uh, no, no, she, she won't be coming
00:05:27And if I see anyone vaping, they will be fined
00:05:36I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over
00:05:40What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to her?
00:05:42Nothing
00:05:43I think it's grand
00:05:44Anyways, we only have to deal with her for one day
00:05:45Simone has done worse for us
00:05:47Like when she sucked off Stormzy's weird old Rudy's to get us back staying
00:05:49Oh, exactly
00:05:50Well, strapping fuckers, because things are about to get worse
00:05:52Worse than unpaid labour
00:05:53Do you remember Simone's ex, Jack
00:05:56Jack Pearl
00:05:56One who couldn't stop telling us that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse
00:05:59Oh, he was awful
00:06:01He used to sniff out a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound
00:06:04Yeah, where he's starting to turn up and ruin the wedding
00:06:06Oh, for fuck's sake
00:06:07Hot girls are meant to marry Rich, is there right?
00:06:09He wouldn't really turn up here
00:06:10Simone seems to think he might
00:06:11He has previous
00:06:12After she got engaged, she tried to break into her house
00:06:15It is wild that we just let straight men run loose
00:06:17Yeah
00:06:18So we need to keep an eye out
00:06:20For what?
00:06:20A Trilby?
00:06:21The opening cords will can't stand me now
00:06:23I've got potstar to wrangle
00:06:25Yeah, well, I've got gargoyle's wax
00:06:29No one said this right-gone shit was easy
00:07:05Oh my god, sorry
00:07:07I just, it suckered onto me and I could feel it's like monster tongue
00:07:11There I was, thinking I'd given you the simplest tasks there were
00:07:16I could do it, I just
00:07:18Once I get these gloves on, I will be de-leaching at speeds never seen before
00:07:22See that you are
00:07:23Um, if I do everything on my list, which I will
00:07:29Could I have a normal bridesmaid?
00:07:34Perhaps
00:07:35Perhaps
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:50Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:52Oh
00:07:53Oh
00:07:54Oh
00:07:55Oh
00:07:55Oh
00:07:56Oh
00:07:56Oh
00:07:57Oh
00:07:57Oh
00:07:58Oh
00:07:58Oh
00:07:58Oh
00:07:59Oh
00:07:59Oh
00:08:06I'm sure I see someone in the PX room, but when I look back, there isn't nothing there.
00:08:12What happened to you?
00:08:14The swans have a very aggressive communication style.
00:08:16We're working through it.
00:08:17I take the swans over Jessie Ware any day.
00:08:19She is insane.
00:08:20I found her in the kitchen, necking cooking sherry, and when I tried to grab it off her,
00:08:24she called me a slur.
00:08:25She called you a little bitch.
00:08:26And I consider that a slur.
00:08:27What's with the meat, huh?
00:08:28Oh, I was just feeding the altar boys.
00:08:31Listen, I have a weird feeling that someone is, like, here, watching us.
00:08:37Yes!
00:08:39I meant to be more like a pearl has entered the oyster.
00:08:45Jack Pearl.
00:08:46So we should split off.
00:08:47Distracting everybody else now, aren't we?
00:08:50No, no, no, no, don't.
00:08:51I meant, I need you to put your bridesmaid's dresses on and meet me in the main hall as quickly
00:08:56as possible.
00:08:57If you can manage that?
00:08:59Yes.
00:09:03Off you go.
00:09:06God, who pissed on her, Arga?
00:09:07Just do what she says.
00:09:09I'll be going to hunt for Jack Pearl later.
00:09:11If she's dressed as a sheer or something, I am going to shank Simone.
00:09:14I'll be bog-standard.
00:09:15Pastel-sat and bait.
00:09:16Don't worry.
00:09:21Brian, your tabard is unacceptable.
00:09:23Okay, well, um, first off, what the fuck is a tabard?
00:09:27So we're actually wearing these...
00:09:30World War I nurses' uniforms.
00:09:32Is that a problem?
00:09:33God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:35I love war.
00:09:36Yeah, it just seems like a weird tradition, even by the aristocracy standards.
00:09:41Sister Peggy Beale saved my grandfather's life off the Battle of Cambrai.
00:09:48Trampled by a horse, poor fellow crushed his skull to smithereens.
00:09:55Somehow he pulled through, thanks to Sister Peggy who tended to him day and night.
00:10:02Upon his return home, he did two things.
00:10:07First, he vowed to honour Sister Peggy at every family wedding from that day forth.
00:10:19And the second thing?
00:10:21He stabbed every horse in the stable to death.
00:10:25Wow.
00:10:26What an honour to represent the British Army in this way.
00:10:35I mean, I'm Irish, of course, but you can't help but respect the Empire.
00:10:41To ignore, like, 90% of the history and focus on things like the tea and the fun uniforms a
00:10:46lot.
00:11:07Good nurse, what would your grandfather say about you?
00:11:11Okay, Uncle Albert, let's get you back to the rest of the family.
00:11:14We've actually been looking for hours.
00:11:21Eddie.
00:11:24Are you wearing a bindi?
00:11:26I had no idea you were coming.
00:11:28Yeah, it was kind of a last-minute decision.
00:11:30Huh.
00:11:32Okay, um, hug me then, bitch.
00:11:39Oh, I had no idea.
00:11:41Why would you?
00:11:42Where the fuck have you been?
00:11:44California, mostly.
00:11:45Oh.
00:11:46So somewhere that definitely does have Wi-Fi, then?
00:11:48Turns out there's more to life than social media.
00:11:55I'd love it if we could talk.
00:11:58One-on-one.
00:11:59It's kind of why I came.
00:12:00Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:12:03Right.
00:12:04Now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived, Eddie, is it?
00:12:09I'm putting you in charge of making sure the chapel is ready to go.
00:12:12The rest of you back to your time.
00:12:13Oh, actually, Flapsy, I've done all mine.
00:12:17You've moistened the taxidermy?
00:12:19You've cut the Nazis out of the portraits?
00:12:21Yeah, yeah, that one took a while, but, um...
00:12:23Oh.
00:12:25I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised.
00:12:29So...
00:12:30The sash.
00:12:32Oh, yes.
00:12:34This is for you.
00:12:36It's from Simone, hence the quality of the fabric.
00:12:39No, no, no, I'm...
00:12:40It's too close.
00:12:41Sorry, um...
00:12:44You said if I...
00:12:46If I finish all my tasks, I could have a normal sash.
00:12:50Oh.
00:12:52I'm not sure that's quite what I said.
00:12:55Why don't we see how you do during the ceremony?
00:12:57If we can avoid any big scenes, then we'll see...
00:13:00We need you.
00:13:01The flowers are pink.
00:13:03The flowers are what?
00:13:05If that florist thinks she'll work in Surrey again, she has another thing coming.
00:13:08First the ribbon debacle, and now this.
00:13:10I'm...
00:13:18So, could you show me to this chapel?
00:13:36It's nice.
00:13:39But, it's haunted.
00:13:43But, like, according to Ryan.
00:13:45Ryan thinks the Dolphin McDonald's is haunted.
00:13:50So...
00:13:52How have you been?
00:13:55I'm sorry, I haven't reached out.
00:13:58I needed time to think about everything, but...
00:14:04Also about us.
00:14:09Look, this might be hard to hear, but...
00:14:20I need you to attack the man that's behind those flowers.
00:14:37Diamond weapon!
00:14:38Oh, God, not Jack Pearl.
00:14:41That's plastic, by the way.
00:14:43I am here to object to this wedding like it's Shrek.
00:14:46Oh, you are not the Shrek.
00:14:47You are the...
00:14:48Fuck what?
00:14:49Are you seriously going to ruin Simone's wedding just because she wants me the poor choice to go out with
00:14:53you?
00:14:53Go out with me?
00:14:55We're married!
00:14:57Yeah, didn't know that part, did you?
00:14:59Got married in Vegas.
00:15:00Simone thought it didn't count because she was wearing a bikini at the time, but it did!
00:15:04So I'm here as a lawfully wedded husband to stand up against bigamy!
00:15:09Ow!
00:15:09Get off!
00:15:10Don't touch me!
00:15:11I've got the law on myself!
00:15:13Have you always been nuns, you two?
00:15:14Shut up!
00:15:15Could you not have just sent her a text?
00:15:17She blocked me.
00:15:18Can you believe that?
00:15:20Like, we was partners.
00:15:22Yeah?
00:15:22And now, it's like, we're strangers.
00:15:25You know?
00:15:26I know.
00:15:28It's hard to be the one that's still in love.
00:15:33Yuck.
00:15:33I don't love her.
00:15:34I just want a hundred grand to stay quiet.
00:15:36Oh, you are such a fucking...
00:15:37Fuckwad!
00:15:39What was that?
00:15:40Swanwit!
00:15:41Guys, kick off us into any.
00:15:42We need to get them out of here.
00:15:43Anya, I assume you brought the birds?
00:15:45They've accepted me as their leader.
00:15:47Good.
00:15:48I think they might be able to help.
00:15:52You can't do this to me.
00:15:54My cousin knows Rob Winder.
00:15:56Now what?
00:15:57We can't leave him up here on his own.
00:15:58Help!
00:15:59Help me!
00:16:00I've been kidnapped by witches!
00:16:09Oh, God.
00:16:11Flopsy's asking where we are.
00:16:12Um, just in the attic, babe.
00:16:14No!
00:16:15Why would you tell her that?
00:16:16Do you not say that?
00:16:17No, I did.
00:16:17My thumbs have millennial smartphone muscle memory.
00:16:20Oh, God.
00:16:21She can hear them only.
00:16:22Okay, okay.
00:16:23Just let me think.
00:16:24She's coming up here.
00:16:24Oh, she can't.
00:16:25It's not birthed.
00:16:26Oh, my God.
00:16:26How?
00:16:26It's an alarm.
00:16:27I'm just giving birth.
00:16:28There's no baby.
00:16:29Hang on, I can try a book.
00:16:30Hello, it's me.
00:16:34The noises.
00:16:35Tell her I've had, like, an episode.
00:16:36No.
00:16:37That way I can stay up here with Jack so we can't escape.
00:16:39The rest of you can go be bridesmaids.
00:16:40No, Megs.
00:16:41If someone needs to stay, I'll do it.
00:16:43Straight wedding is a boring as fuck anyway.
00:16:44No.
00:16:45It has to be me.
00:16:46Flopsy won't believe it's anyone else.
00:16:47It's her only choice.
00:16:48Just go!
00:16:52The bells.
00:16:54The bells!
00:16:58The bells.
00:17:44You're too small to subdue him.
00:17:47I've heard any complaints.
00:18:02So, do you want to have that talk?
00:18:07Not now.
00:18:09Let's just watch the wedding.
00:18:10Let's go.
00:18:27I don't know.
00:18:50Oh, my God, Maggie, are you feeling better?
00:18:52Yeah, all good, thank you.
00:18:55I'm fine.
00:18:58Done?
00:18:59Yep.
00:19:00Well, it's got him trussed up in an outer service loom.
00:19:02I'm not sure what he's going to do with him exactly.
00:19:04No, he'll be fine.
00:19:05He's done this sort of thing before.
00:19:08She's almost like a fool.
00:19:14Fuck Flopsy, man.
00:19:15She's got a rabbit's name.
00:19:17I can't believe we missed the food.
00:19:18I am starving.
00:19:19Will we go pillage a pantry?
00:19:21We've always wanted to see a pantry.
00:19:23Well, then, we must.
00:19:27Hurry up.
00:19:28For the servants, see all the leftovers.
00:19:29We are the servants.
00:19:33Not to brag, but I will find a kitchen using only my nose.
00:19:36Yeah, I believe it.
00:19:37Eddie?
00:19:39Finally!
00:19:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:44I'm so late.
00:19:44I got lost finding our new apartment.
00:19:47I ended up somewhere called Tottingham,
00:19:49and this guy with no teeth, he tried to sell me a horse.
00:19:57Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:58This is my friend.
00:19:59Hi, I'm Whitney.
00:20:01You must be Maggie.
00:20:05I must be, yeah.
00:20:07God, I bet I look a mess.
00:20:09I literally grabbed whatever was at the top of my suitcase and ran.
00:20:13No, no, no.
00:20:14You look stunning.
00:20:16Oh, thank you.
00:20:23Drinkies?
00:20:24Let's do it.
00:20:28Well, yeah.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Why are you dressed like Florence Nightingale?
00:20:33I could be a millionaire if I had the money.
00:20:40So, has it been awful?
00:20:43No, not awful.
00:20:47Did you tell her?
00:20:49I was going to, but then there was this whole mad drama.
00:20:52Yeah, it's okay.
00:20:54It's okay.
00:20:55I'm here now.
00:20:57I want to help.
00:20:58Yeah.
00:21:00And you'll feel so much better once you sit her down and say,
00:21:04I'm sorry, but I cannot have you in my life anymore.
00:21:08Look, I'm going to do it.
00:21:12Soon.
00:21:18Just not tonight.
00:21:25Cheer up, little boy.
00:21:28Today is a wonderful day.
00:21:36Mercury.
00:21:41Would anyone like a ginseng gummy?
00:21:46It'll really help regulate your energy levels.
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:51I mean, I've also got echinacea, milk thistle, ginger chews.
00:21:58Yeah, or I've got, like, expired femme fresh wipes.
00:22:04No?
00:22:05Fine.
00:22:07I'm going to go and chew.
00:22:11For a black hat.
00:22:23Hey, if you're worried about vaginal odour, I can send you a link to an amethyst suppository my friend Wave
00:22:30sells.
00:22:30I mean, it'll really help.
00:22:32So it's amethyst suppository?
00:22:35So, like, like a stone tampon.
00:22:42Sorry.
00:22:43Sorry.
00:22:43It does sound a bit medieval.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:48Yeah, I guess it does.
00:22:51Yeah, I guess it does.
00:22:52But it has helped a lot of women.
00:22:55I actually did a series of videos on the Vagina Earth Connection.
00:22:59Oh, okay.
00:23:00You're a filmmaker.
00:23:01No.
00:23:02No, God.
00:23:03No, I don't even own a television.
00:23:05No.
00:23:05I'm a light worker, but I primarily produce content for social media.
00:23:10I just found that that's the best way to reach people and connect with souls all around the world.
00:23:15Is that Eddie fucking Rushton?
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:19Tony.
00:23:21Oh, a non-progression wainers.
00:23:23Oh, my God.
00:23:24Buy one, get one.
00:23:26Where the piss have you two been?
00:23:28I've been hangless at Superstore for months.
00:23:30Hi.
00:23:31I'm Whitney.
00:23:32Congratulations.
00:23:33Sorry, Whitney.
00:23:34This is Tony.
00:23:34Tony and Guy, drag queen to both the stars and the gutter.
00:23:39How are you, babe?
00:23:41I heard you got mercury poisoning.
00:23:42Did you eat too much tuna?
00:23:44No, not mercury.
00:23:45Lithium poisoning.
00:23:46You ate batteries?
00:23:47What have you been up to?
00:23:48Down the drag mines, as ever.
00:23:50I actually had this last-minute gig come in for tonight.
00:23:52I'd usually tell them to fuck off.
00:23:54You don't say no to Barbie and Skipper, do you?
00:23:56Wait, what did you just say?
00:23:57Barbie and Skipper?
00:23:59Oh, my God.
00:24:01I have a secret show at Peg.
00:24:03It's going to be epic.
00:24:05Barbie and Skipper, like the dolls.
00:24:07They're drag queens, but, like, so much more.
00:24:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:09They've got a podcast of books.
00:24:10And YouTube series that we used to watch on repeat.
00:24:12Oh, no, I still do.
00:24:12I still do.
00:24:13We always said if they ever came to London, but they never have.
00:24:15The Skipper has the accent.
00:24:17Oh, my God.
00:24:17He's got a sticker.
00:24:18Please.
00:24:19We have one of the previous.
00:24:19Babe, do you have any idea how many fit men I have in my DMs right now asking me the
00:24:24same
00:24:24thing?
00:24:25No offense, but I'm not going to pick the straight girls.
00:24:27Straight-ish.
00:24:28Come on, Tony.
00:24:28We'll do anything.
00:24:29I never made you settle your wet mouth tab.
00:24:31Hmm.
00:24:34Okay, look.
00:24:35I need this wig.
00:24:36My friend Cher's been styling for me, but she's being a bitch and refusing to give me it.
00:24:39We can get your wig.
00:24:40We can.
00:24:45Oh, God, sorry.
00:24:47I just totally disrupted your flow.
00:24:50God, what a loser.
00:24:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:53We're being a bit...
00:24:55It's just, this is kind of a dream of mine.
00:24:58An old dream, but...
00:25:00But we have to honor our old dreams to make space for new ones.
00:25:04That's beautiful, though.
00:25:06I know we had other plans today, and I was going to start looking for a job.
00:25:08No, listen, the only plan that matters is the universe's.
00:25:14He said that's the address.
00:25:16All right.
00:25:17Watch out, though.
00:25:18Cher can be, how you say, a cunt.
00:25:23I'll need it by eight.
00:25:24If you're not there, I'll fish you down.
00:25:27Good luck with ours.
00:25:28You'll have to un-cremate them first.
00:25:31Oh, is your dad's...
00:25:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:34He passed when I was 12.
00:25:37It's actually how we first connected.
00:25:41Oh, that's so lovely.
00:25:46What, are you sure we can't just get a tube?
00:25:47This place is in, like, zone 10.
00:25:49I didn't even know it existed.
00:25:50Uber, then.
00:25:51You said it would be 80 quid.
00:25:51That's mad.
00:25:52We'll keep the spare car key in this stupid key safe here.
00:25:55We don't even need to knock on the door.
00:25:56Well, you don't want to give my heads up.
00:25:57But it's just in case he thinks it's been stolen.
00:26:00Like, stolen by a stranger rather than a close friend.
00:26:03He won't care.
00:26:04Oh.
00:26:13So.
00:26:16You are a light worker.
00:26:17I am.
00:26:19Which is what?
00:26:19Sorry.
00:26:20Oh, yeah.
00:26:22It basically means that I have been put on this earth to spread light and eradicate darkness.
00:26:28Oh, well.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:30Like Batman.
00:26:31No.
00:26:32No.
00:26:32He's changed the code.
00:26:34Shit.
00:26:34I thought this was a slam dunk.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:36Well, this is how Patrick Swayze does it in Dirty Dancing.
00:26:40So we're just going to...
00:26:41This is here.
00:26:42Yes.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:46I'm okay.
00:26:47It's just...
00:26:48Where...
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:51All right.
00:26:54Just, like, shield your eyes and I'll...
00:26:56What are you doing?
00:26:58Hey, violence is never the answer, Maggie.
00:27:00No, it's not violence if it's against a car, is it?
00:27:02It's just like...
00:27:04Oh, I didn't even smash anything.
00:27:06Excuse me.
00:27:07I'm afraid I have a weapon.
00:27:13Oh, I'd love it if that could stop.
00:27:15Oh.
00:27:16Sorry.
00:27:18Oh.
00:27:20You're...
00:27:21You're back.
00:27:22Only just.
00:27:23Yesterday, actually.
00:27:24But I've been emailing you for a year.
00:27:26No.
00:27:27I'm off grid.
00:27:27Out of the Matrix.
00:27:29You don't have a phone?
00:27:30No.
00:27:31Oh.
00:27:32Well, I thought it was very, um...
00:27:34Amish-chic of you.
00:27:35It's not Amish to disengage from something that's literally killing people.
00:27:38Phones are killing people.
00:27:39They're worse for you than smoking.
00:27:41Hi.
00:27:42I'm Whitney.
00:27:43And you...
00:27:45Must be Will.
00:27:47Sorry.
00:27:47Just back to the phone thing again.
00:27:49You have a phone.
00:27:51To serve my higher purpose of spreading light via social media.
00:27:54Otherwise, you know, I would throw this thing into the ocean.
00:27:57Trust me.
00:27:59Sorry, were you breaking into my car?
00:28:02Can we borrow it?
00:28:03Just for the afternoon?
00:28:06Of course.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Sure.
00:28:19I'd love it if we could talk.
00:28:21Maybe when you, uh, bring back the car.
00:28:34So we all hate Will now, then?
00:28:36I don't hate anybody.
00:28:37Hate is a poison.
00:28:39The friction between the old and the new can often feel uncomfortable.
00:28:42Well, then, maybe the new should smooth itself out a bit.
00:28:45To liberty or Jehovah's.
00:28:47What?
00:28:47Because I'm one of the other two Jehovah's up here this week.
00:28:50And I'm not being funny or not, but I don't think I'm for you.
00:28:52No, no, no.
00:28:53We're afraid of Tony's.
00:28:54Tony and I, we came here to get her wig.
00:28:58Maybe she's coming down?
00:29:01Uh, Cher, sorry.
00:29:02We're actually in a bit of a hurry, so if you could just...
00:29:04If you think it can intimidate me, you're fucking wrong.
00:29:08I've got a taser in here that because it's 3D printed, I don't know how to use it.
00:29:13Stop throwing hairpins and just give us the wig.
00:29:16Did Tony tell you she's been shagging me stepdad?
00:29:18She's torn my family apart.
00:29:20Me mother's had to go impatient.
00:29:23That's almost impossible to defend.
00:29:25Maybe if I try and talk to her one-on-one, I'd...
00:29:27All right, I'd be happy to try.
00:29:29Um, no offense, Whitney, but I think you might be a bit too American for someone like Cher.
00:29:34Well, Whitney should go.
00:29:35She's always so calm in the face of chaos.
00:29:37Okay, I'll just really throw a hairdryer at you, but...
00:29:39Cher?
00:29:40My name's Whitney, and I'm a lightworker specializing in interpersonal relationships.
00:29:46May I come in?
00:29:53What's that?
00:30:01So, you were saying earlier you were looking for a job.
00:30:03What about your wet mouth money?
00:30:05I can't live off that forever.
00:30:06Besides, I need to save that for...
00:30:10I need to save that money.
00:30:13And is Whitney looking for a job, or...
00:30:15Did she make money off TikTok, or...
00:30:17I knew you'd take her.
00:30:18No, I just...
00:30:19Look, I know she's kooky and different to you,
00:30:22and she might use words that you think are stupid,
00:30:24but Whitney has helped me so much.
00:30:28When we met, I, uh...
00:30:30I was in a really dark place.
00:30:34I was sat on a beach in Malibu, and I...
00:30:42I'm lucky to have found her.
00:30:44We've basically spent every day together since.
00:30:47Well, then, I'm excited to get to know her better.
00:30:51Hold on.
00:30:53She's boxing up the wig for us.
00:30:55Oh, amazing.
00:30:56So, once we're back at the apartment,
00:30:57I just need to start the staging process straight away.
00:31:00Thanks, Cher.
00:31:01And sorry about your mum.
00:31:03Whitney's right.
00:31:04I need to let it go.
00:31:06Wow.
00:31:06And Whitney, you are just so impressive.
00:31:10Personally, if Tony had called me a cunt,
00:31:12I would struggle to get past that.
00:31:13But with the power of light,
00:31:14I guess anything is possible, so...
00:31:16What?
00:31:17Oh, I'm...
00:31:18I'm so sorry, did Whitney not say...
00:31:20Would I?
00:31:21That stepped, that shagging rat,
00:31:23let the gumption to call me a cunt, Cher.
00:31:26Remember the grounding exercise I taught you?
00:31:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:31:30You don't need to be...
00:31:31You don't need to be...
00:31:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:31:34no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:34It's not hygienic.
00:31:35No, no, no, no.
00:31:36Let's...
00:31:36Okay, put the lighter down.
00:31:37Cher!
00:31:38Oh!
00:31:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:31:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:42Oh, God!
00:31:43Have some of that.
00:31:44Oh!
00:31:47Oh!
00:31:48Oh!
00:31:53Oh!
00:31:58Crazy.
00:31:58You need to talk.
00:32:05I'm so sorry, you guys.
00:32:09I just assumed Whitney to share the full truth, so...
00:32:14I'm such an idiot.
00:32:16So, no Barbie and Skipper?
00:32:19Oh, no, no, no. I'll get us in.
00:32:23How? Those stickers are like gold dust. It's prints at the roundhouse all over again.
00:32:28Yeah, I've many options, but first, I should probably just call my agent.
00:32:35Vanessa? You're still with her?
00:32:37Right. Yeah, after that dinner party.
00:32:40And he told me all about it.
00:32:43Yeah, no, things are great.
00:32:45There's actually, my new play has been shortlisted for an award, so...
00:32:48Really? Like a big one?
00:32:50Yeah, like the biggest.
00:32:52Actually, I've never even longlisted before, so...
00:32:55Congratulations.
00:32:57Thanks.
00:32:59I've never just...
00:33:04Hello?
00:33:05Maggie.
00:33:07I'm sorry, but this graveyard has terrible reception.
00:33:09Vanessa, hi!
00:33:11I'm just wondering if you could help me out. I'm trying to get tickets to this thing tonight.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:15Yeah, it's a drag show, and...
00:33:20I don't know if you know anyone who works in that area, or...
00:33:27Sorry, Maggie, I couldn't hear you. There are people nearby grieving loudly. Did you say a drag show? Like a
00:33:32gay thing?
00:33:33Yeah, yes, very gay.
00:33:35Rupert could probably help.
00:33:36Rupert.
00:33:37Rupert Everett. He's an old friend. He'll be at the Mandalay Club from six, if you want to go and
00:33:42ask him. He doesn't take calls.
00:33:44Yeah, yeah, I know it well.
00:33:45I'd come with you, but Hilary Mantle snuck a clause into her contract that I had to polish her gravestone
00:33:50once a month after her death. I'll send you the...
00:33:55Done and done. We just need to go and schmooze Rupert Everett, and we'll be all gravy.
00:34:00Rupert Everett? Cool.
00:34:01Rupert Everett. That is cool. We can go get changed at mind, and then head over to the Mandalay Club.
00:34:07Oh, we actually should go back to our apartment, because we kind of need to get settled and, like, freshen
00:34:14up.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:15But we could meet you at this peg place later. Right, Maggie? You don't need us, do you?
00:34:23Of course. I'll handle Rupert.
00:34:29Oh, sorry.
00:34:50Oh, hi. I'm, um, I'm Maggie Donovan.
00:35:03Oh, um, okay, thanks.
00:35:07I am all set.
00:35:09Ah, that'll be Maggie.
00:35:10Thank goodness you're here.
00:35:12Oh, here I am.
00:35:13Darling, they've arrived.
00:35:15Ah.
00:35:15Ah, you must be Maggie.
00:35:20You know, when Vanessa said she was sending you over, I thought, finally, somebody cares about me.
00:35:28Ah, who?
00:35:31Now, you're a little bit, uh, little, though.
00:35:36We need to get a French maid's uniform altered.
00:35:38Don't start with that.
00:35:39No, wait, squeeze me, darling.
00:35:41We're trying to inject some glamour into the proceedings.
00:35:44Darling, behave. This is your third assistant this month.
00:35:47What? No, no, no, sorry. No, no. I'm actually a playwright.
00:35:51Oh, yes, darling, that's what they all say. The last one didn't like the costume either. You know, you just
00:35:57can't get the star.
00:35:58No, no, seriously, no. I'm just here to see if you can help me to get tickets for this thing
00:36:04tonight.
00:36:06You know, it's a teensy little bit early to be asking for favours, darling, but I admire your spunk.
00:36:13Oh.
00:36:13Come on, let's go and get a martini.
00:36:15Ah.
00:36:18No, I'm not a bad boss, Mandy.
00:36:21Despite what the various court filings may say, I'm simply a world-renowned actor with a taste for the finer
00:36:28things in life.
00:36:29Is that a crime?
00:36:31Oh.
00:36:37Now, I do ask that my silk items be hand-washed by you in front of me. I love to
00:36:44watch.
00:36:45Look, I am not actually your... average assistant. No, I am. I'm so much more.
00:36:51Ah. You're a perineal masseuse.
00:36:54Sure. But I'm also just really on top of your schedule. In fact, you happen to have an appearance at
00:37:00Peg tonight, so we better get going.
00:37:01An appearance at Peg. What's Peg?
00:37:05Oh, it's a really cool gay club. You will be introducing two drag queens at their show.
00:37:09Why the tit would I be doing that? I don't do appearances. I'm Rupert fucking Everett, darling.
00:37:13The fee... is astronomical.
00:37:19Why didn't you say so before?
00:37:21Oh.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:23He's fine.
00:37:25We're good.
00:37:26Up, see.
00:37:35Okay!
00:37:37Okay!
00:37:38What life will you do with the bricks?
00:37:41Yes.
00:37:41Rubio, let's go!
00:37:43Ooh!
00:37:44We are here!
00:37:45Oh my god, bitch!
00:37:47Hide!
00:37:51Wonderful. Is this your deal? Darling, do you have any Adderall?
00:37:56He's kidding. He's kidding, I think. We should just kill him.
00:37:59Oh, my God. There you are. Counting it a bit fine, babes. Where's the wig?
00:38:05Well, hello. Hello.
00:38:07Sorry, Tony. Cher wouldn't give a chance. She was just being very difficult.
00:38:10That little bitch. I'm sorry. I had to escort Rupert inside. He can't get out here with the cramps.
00:38:14The fucking neck of you, Cher Friar.
00:38:18It'll be fine. Hi, we just have a VIP with us if we could just...
00:38:22Name?
00:38:23So we are not on the list, but I just know that Barbie and Skipper would want a gay icon
00:38:27of this caliber in the audience.
00:38:28Will somebody please give me a fucking upper? Are you joking?
00:38:33It really isn't, but please just be cool.
00:38:34What? Have I told you about coming back here?
00:38:37Daddy needs his upper you.
00:38:38Get him out of here before I call the police.
00:38:40Police? No, I think you are mistaken.
00:38:41This man's been terrorizing us for years. He's the reason that Stabber's got complex PTSD.
00:38:47You're in violation of our ten restraining orders, you utter fuckhead.
00:38:51Co-dama, I repeat, co-dama at the front door.
00:38:55Co-dama?
00:38:56Oh my god.
00:38:56You set my fucking wig on fire!
00:38:59Yeah, and I'll do it again!
00:39:00Because no one calls shit!
00:39:02Ryan a punch!
00:39:03And gets away with it!
00:39:05Why don't you tell her that, you villain!
00:39:06This is why everybody hates straight people!
00:39:11Straight-ish!
00:39:12She's not coming in.
00:39:13No shit.
00:39:13Fuck off, babes.
00:39:15And stay fucked off!
00:39:21Ryan? Oh my god! Ryan!
00:39:25Oh my god, you had to help us get in!
00:39:26We were...
00:39:32We are too old for this, Maggie.
00:39:36Today was insane, but this is not who I am anymore.
00:39:39I promise, I have changed.
00:39:41You will see.
00:39:41I will show you.
00:39:43I...
00:39:44I think I can help.
00:39:47What?
00:39:49Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I thought, you know, maybe we need a plan C.
00:39:56So I reached out to my online community, and the universe provided me with a DM from a guy whose
00:40:04mom owns this whole club.
00:40:06Look, there is no way that is some weirdo in his basement looking for attention.
00:40:09No, I think that's him now!
00:40:11Eddie!
00:40:12Eddie!
00:40:14Eddie!
00:40:15Oh my god!
00:40:17You!
00:40:17You!
00:40:19It's really you.
00:40:20I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:40:23I mean, not physically, but on Instagram.
00:40:25Oh my god.
00:40:26This is me.
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:29You...
00:40:30know each other?
00:40:32I saw something like this in your soul contract, remember?
00:40:36A cherished old friend would return to your life.
00:40:40Yeah, I had no idea it would be Crent.
00:40:43Listen, can you start Monday?
00:40:44What?
00:40:45Oh, oh my god.
00:40:46Look at me getting ahead of myself.
00:40:48I'm just so excited about this good luck.
00:40:50It's for your day.
00:40:51It is.
00:40:52It is.
00:40:53I love that.
00:40:55I love you.
00:40:56Oh, sorry.
00:40:57You just did a bump.
00:40:58Anyway.
00:40:59Mummy just bought Walthamstow and gave me a building, so I'm opening a bar, and you get
00:41:03to manage it.
00:41:04Eddie!
00:41:06Oh my goddess.
00:41:07Sorry.
00:41:09Finding Eddie a job was our next step.
00:41:11Oh, amazing.
00:41:12Let's go inside and talk business.
00:41:16Eddie.
00:41:17This is such a blessing from the universe.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Sure.
00:41:28I knew you'd say yes.
00:41:30Okay, come with me.
00:41:31Oh, hey guys.
00:41:32This is Eddie.
00:41:33My working class friend.
00:41:35Come on.
00:41:36Come on.
00:41:37Come on.
00:41:38You two mad.
00:41:59Hello?
00:41:59Hey Maggie.
00:42:00Sorry.
00:42:01It's uh...
00:42:02This isn't Will, is it?
00:42:03I blocked you years ago.
00:42:04Oh.
00:42:04Well, I got a new number.
00:42:06Look, don't hang up.
00:42:07It's about Whitney.
00:42:09What about her?
00:42:10Eddie sent me a few texts when she first got to LA, and then went completely AWOL.
00:42:15Not a peep since then, and now, she reappears with this spiritual guru slash influencer.
00:42:22Something feels off.
00:42:24Okay, well, you're a nerd.
00:42:27Do some research.
00:42:29Dig up some dirt.
00:42:29Or something.
00:42:30I can do that.
00:42:31Piss off Princess, we're having a party.
00:42:34Ah.
00:42:36And now, they have to be killed by me.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:39Suit yourself, something.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:42Oh.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:47Oh!
00:42:58Ow.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:00Oh, oh.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:03I
00:43:34I
00:43:34Hey, sorry, I'm just mid-spin
00:43:35Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing
00:43:37That's what killed Mr. Pig
00:43:39Yeah, good point, I'll call it a day
00:43:43So, how are things with Eddie?
00:43:45Is she enjoying her new job?
00:43:47Ah, do you think I made the bar too low?
00:43:52I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design because of my breeding
00:43:55It was actually kind of odd
00:43:57Oh, Eddie!
00:43:59Yes, Cren
00:44:00Time Out magazine is coming tonight and it's like you don't even care if they think my bar is enchanting
00:44:05Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you
00:44:08I've got other more important things to be directing my mental energy to right now
00:44:11Like what?
00:44:12Like my own inner peace
00:44:14And how to protect it when different energies come into my soul space
00:44:17And can old energies merge with new energies or should I just...
00:44:20I went to a bar in Milan where none of the staff wore shoes
00:44:23Maybe that's the answer
00:44:26Well, I think she's loving it, yeah
00:44:28I haven't actually seen her since the drag show
00:44:30But I've just...
00:44:31I've just been really busy with my Depop
00:44:35And I found a lot of old Jane Norman tops
00:44:38And the kids are going well for them, so...
00:44:40But you'll see her soon, yeah?
00:44:41Oh, sure!
00:44:42Yeah, I just want to let her settle in, I just don't want to seem like a crazy stalker
00:44:52You know, Cren, Whitney always says that listening is more powerful than talking
00:44:56Is that aimed at me?
00:44:58I'm a fantastic listener
00:44:59Look!
00:45:07I'm fine
00:45:10Whitney thinks I should cut out...
00:45:14Meat
00:45:15And I get it, because meat does kind of cause chaos
00:45:19But I think I'll really, really miss it
00:45:27You can still talk
00:45:28Oh, okay
00:45:31Well, um...
00:45:32I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
00:45:34Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
00:45:38Because chicken is not really meat, right?
00:45:40Like, a bird is more of a plant than an animal
00:45:44So I think you have as much meat as you can while Whitney's away
00:45:47And then if it shuffles your chakras, you know you have to give it up for good
00:45:52Right, listening time's over
00:45:54Are you sure you'll take the rest of the day off?
00:45:56Very sure
00:45:58But from anything else, it's basic employment law
00:46:00Yes, but this is my chance to show mother that I have what it takes to be a nightlife tycoon
00:46:05slash corporate landlord
00:46:06I've managed to set this place up so it actually functions
00:46:09Which is all you need to be mentioned in a listicle about hinge date venues
00:46:13Yes, I know, but Betty...
00:46:15And also, isn't the journalist literally your father's mate?
00:46:17You of all people should know how nepotism works
00:46:19Yes, but I want a big splashy rave
00:46:21You think I'll get a big splashy rave?
00:46:24I'm not sure what they'd rave about
00:46:25This place lacks any real identity
00:46:30What do you mean?
00:46:31I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay
00:46:32Who?
00:46:33But there is nothing lodgy about it
00:46:41Can I borrow your phone?
00:46:44Just make sure you put yourself first
00:46:47I know Betty is very important to you, but you've come a long way in the last year
00:46:50And I don't want you to get you
00:46:52Oh!
00:46:58How dare you hang up on you?
00:47:00I didn't hang up on you mum, the conversation was over
00:47:04Look, I need a shower, Eddie invited me over
00:47:10I don't know
00:47:10I don't know
00:47:10I don't know
00:47:10There's some disgusting hippie warehouse full of mice and rats and shit
00:47:15Yeah...
00:47:15A friend of Whitney's lent us the place
00:47:17He's doing a walk across India to raise awareness for people who raise awareness
00:47:20So you're not paying anything?
00:47:22I don't know
00:47:22Whitney looks after our finances
00:47:24Oh
00:47:26Speaking of my girl
00:47:27Whitney, where's she at?
00:47:29She's so excited to get to know her better
00:47:32She's out of town
00:47:32She'll be back tomorrow
00:47:33What?
00:47:34Oh, that's such a shame
00:47:36It is, yeah
00:47:37Just because Thursday's my soul reset day
00:47:40Which Whitney usually supports me through
00:47:42But I thought
00:47:44Maybe
00:47:45You could help instead?
00:47:47Oh
00:47:49Okay, sure
00:47:49Yeah
00:47:50I've never done a soul recycling before
00:47:54But I...
00:47:55Maggie, this is my spiritual practice
00:47:56Don't take the piss
00:47:57No, no, no
00:47:58I'm not
00:47:58I'm really not
00:48:00Okay
00:48:00I was gonna start with a cleansing sound bath
00:48:02Amazing
00:48:03I would love to bathe sound
00:48:05I really...
00:48:06If you're tired, it won't work
00:48:08You have to focus
00:48:09No
00:48:09No, no
00:48:10That was just like
00:48:12Nervous excitement
00:48:13Like when a dog yawns
00:48:14But
00:48:16I really wanna know
00:48:17More about it
00:48:18Like
00:48:19Everything you've learned
00:48:20From Whitney
00:48:21Cause it's
00:48:21It's obviously helped you a lot
00:48:22And um
00:48:23And I think that's really great
00:48:26Okay
00:48:26Cause I need this
00:48:27After a week of full time Krent
00:48:29Oh right
00:48:30Krent is your boss now
00:48:31In name only
00:48:32He knows who's really in charge
00:48:33He does whatever I say
00:48:40I've got a shitload of logs here
00:48:41For uh
00:48:42Rent-a-ford the Goldman Sachs
00:48:46Okay
00:48:49Sorry
00:48:54Let your eyelids
00:48:57Slide generously closed
00:48:59Over your eyeballs
00:49:01And
00:49:02Wait for the sound I make
00:49:04To start moving through your root chakra
00:49:14Is it like one of those sounds that only animals can you hear?
00:49:17I'm just warming it up
00:49:17Okay
00:49:23Can I try?
00:49:33Oh my god
00:49:36Is this the thing I'm good at?
00:49:38Oh wow legs
00:49:38Whitney always says the ball responds best to those with true inner serenity
00:49:43Do you feel super serene?
00:49:46Almost
00:49:48Overwhelmingly so
00:49:49It's
00:49:50It's almost
00:49:50Like I've been
00:50:00You're so soothing
00:50:03Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
00:50:05Wow, Maggie, you chanting?
00:50:08Yes, I learned it in primary school. It's really common in Ireland.
00:50:12I'm one of your money among all...
00:50:22Salamander...
00:50:22Ah, Jesus, what was that?
00:50:24A landline, Maggie.
00:50:26Oh, hey.
00:50:31Hello?
00:50:34Wait, Mia, slow down.
00:50:36Jesus!
00:50:37Okay, I'm on my way. Just stay calm.
00:50:40It's calm. I'm calm.
00:50:45Grant's done something even dumber than I thought him capable of.
00:50:48I have to go down there.
00:50:49Oh, no.
00:50:51I totally understand. We can just hang out another time.
00:50:54Actually, could you come with me?
00:50:56I really need to stay grounded.
00:50:58It would be great if you could be my soul anchor,
00:51:00seeing as you're just so mellow today.
00:51:03Absolutely.
00:51:08It's too hot.
00:51:11Okay, guys, the log piles still just look like log piles.
00:51:15Pooey, you've ruined the surprise.
00:51:17Oh, my God.
00:51:19You felt the part with tiny saunas.
00:51:22Okay, I'm just...
00:51:24I'm just...
00:51:25Take a deep breath and think of bedtime.
00:51:31Grant, can you please explain yourself in the least infuriating way possible?
00:51:34When you're a business owner, you have to take risks and be bold.
00:51:38That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
00:51:39So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
00:51:42Stay home.
00:51:43And then it came to me.
00:51:45Lodge by K.
00:51:46Lodge.
00:51:47Ski lodge.
00:51:48Alpine luxury.
00:51:50Now, what do you think when you think alpine luxury?
00:51:54Saunas.
00:51:55So you get a drink and maybe some olives,
00:51:57and then you take those olives into the little hot cup.
00:52:00Isn't that so chic?
00:52:01Right. First things first.
00:52:04Hey, what are you doing?
00:52:05Let's turn off all my saunas.
00:52:06Well, that's very much the idea.
00:52:09Well, we just leave and pretend we never saw this.
00:52:12Get rid of the saunas.
00:52:13My saunas? No.
00:52:15This bar cannot house five saunas.
00:52:17The heat will get us shut down.
00:52:18Get rid of them.
00:52:19But I love them.
00:52:20Get rid of the saunas, or I quit.
00:52:27Besides, I'm sorry for the everything.
00:52:29It will all get sorted.
00:52:31Just please don't leave.
00:52:32It's done.
00:52:33Are you happy?
00:52:34They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
00:52:35Tomorrow?
00:52:36So after timeout comes,
00:52:39call your mate and tell him to come another night.
00:52:41Oh, they're not coming.
00:52:42They text Elliot to say they can't make it.
00:52:44They're sending someone new.
00:52:46A man called TJ.
00:52:48According to his Instagram,
00:52:50he loves social housing and hates the elite,
00:52:53whoever they are.
00:52:54Maybe a band?
00:52:55Thank you, Krens.
00:52:56That will be all.
00:53:00Oh.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:01Come on, let me just...
00:53:05Oh, why is this still so hot?
00:53:07Apparently they take hours to cool down.
00:53:09Between that and the fact that this place now
00:53:10has the carbon footprint of an airport,
00:53:12he has really outcranted himself.
00:53:13We need to shift these saunas.
00:53:15What happened to the mans with vans?
00:53:17They used to be everywhere.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:19Maybe I could find one on Tinder.
00:53:21I just...
00:53:22Are you okay?
00:53:24Yeah, totally.
00:53:25I think, um...
00:53:26I think the sound bath just really, like,
00:53:27relax my muscles, you know.
00:53:29Or maybe Jay knows someone.
00:53:31Survivalists have vans, right?
00:53:33Yeah, you have to take this.
00:53:35Aw, thanks, Max.
00:53:37You're really helping me out today.
00:53:40Maybe I can't handle a week without Whitney.
00:53:53I found something.
00:53:55I've been deep in the way-back machine all day.
00:53:58And boy, my wrists are tired.
00:54:00How did you know I was here?
00:54:04Did I post this?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07What the fuck?
00:54:10Stressy bestie.
00:54:11So, Whitney.
00:54:12She hasn't always been this hippie guru.
00:54:14No, this is her.
00:54:15Literally three years ago.
00:54:17She was a slime influencer.
00:54:18And she...
00:54:19God, it's hot in here.
00:54:22She's got an internet history as long as my extendable duster.
00:54:24I mean, we need to tell Eddie what we found here.
00:54:27Right.
00:54:28Yes.
00:54:29Um, not, not, not today.
00:54:31Um, today, I am an anchor.
00:54:33Right, but she needs to know who she's going into business with.
00:54:36I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money.
00:54:39We need to sit her down right now.
00:54:40You still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry?
00:54:43Um, get in here.
00:54:44What?
00:54:44She'll be with you shortly.
00:54:46Just come.
00:54:48What's his name?
00:54:49Chins?
00:54:49He only sold Xanax and poppers.
00:54:51I think Chins found gods.
00:54:54Hey!
00:54:55Let's get some music on in here.
00:54:56Come on, let's pop up the jam.
00:54:58Come on.
00:55:00Let's dance.
00:55:02All right.
00:55:03Oh, you know!
00:55:14Maggie?
00:55:17Mag?
00:55:19Sorry, I was just checking the floor, for heat damage.
00:55:24but um none of this um none of this is on fire so can someone help there are two more
00:55:32of these
00:55:33in the abbey lee well what's in there ice i got loads of ice i thought we could make ice
00:55:38sculptures
00:55:38i mean how hard could it be edward scissor hands did it and he was literally part scissor but it's
00:55:43boiling hot in here so we get air corn i mean the planet right no but credit that he coming
00:55:48off of
00:55:48these things will melt oh i know i forgot something what are you doing here she she brought me here
00:55:56and then she will not be in there he he is lying he begged me to get in there please
00:56:02don't make me go
00:56:03in the hot place again mommy he was being crazy and and and i i knew that you wanted to
00:56:07be a calm
00:56:08woo woo shippy whoa this is my healing journey no i i didn't mean i knew you were full of
00:56:14shit no eddie i would i would never two days without whitney and this is what happened just
00:56:17get out both of you get the out of my bar get the out of krent's bar
00:56:31eddie so what do we do now
00:56:38i cannot believe it wasn't the fact that i'm sedated that
00:56:41fucked things up it was just you i have a fire in my mouth it's burning me
00:56:47everyone keeps asking me what to do
00:56:51it's like how should i know you know just because i'm the owner of the bar and the only person
00:56:58who
00:56:58stands to benefit financially from its success i should know what i'm doing is the fair hey
00:57:04before i lost my vision i remember thinking that the sauna was really nice
00:57:08the seat was comfortable and i love the man in the red cloak who showed me the passage to hades
00:57:13thanks man and maggie you're a good friend you're trying what else can you do
00:57:22oh okay if no one minds i'm gonna take myself to the nearest hospital
00:57:28listen we can turn the stupid fucking saunas into little private rooms pretend it's all on
00:57:33purpose if we can make the whole place look like a proper sleep friend we're gonna go back in there
00:57:39and we're gonna turn your stupid mistake into a beautiful triumph ready what are you doing
00:57:46is that some kind of street code
00:57:48i don't know
00:58:08i see
00:58:10I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see
00:58:14it, everybody's
00:58:15know it, where you think you're going and going, where we're scouting up, handle
00:58:20there, you don't have a body, you don't have a body, you don't have a body, you don't
00:58:23have a body, you don't have a body, I'm so mad, you know my middle of the party, like
00:58:28I told you, don't trust me, what's up here, I stay in order, stimulation's over now
00:58:32with a camera, it's a stop, I'm not a bad shit, I stay in this shit, I'm not a
00:58:44listen, it looks worse than it is, anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini
00:58:51knows how to clean up a blood stain, so
00:58:58oh dope, you came, I'll step on your mullet, it looks not niff, I saved you a seat, cause
00:59:09this is impressive, god, seriously, it actually looks so good
00:59:23Eddie, OMG, the last 90 minutes have literally been the hardest of my life, I had to learn
00:59:29things and answer questions and then Maggie her time, her pride, by admitting she wasn't
00:59:36so great with a power tool, right Crance, it was so funny, it was so funny, we did so many
00:59:44laughs, I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos, but you fixed it, thank you,
00:59:56Eddie, the timeout man is going to be here any minute.
01:00:00Do my cellar pets look fresh?
01:00:01Get Eddie a jumper, and I'm just going to pee.
01:00:05That's it.
01:00:33I don't know what to say, but you're crying out loud.
01:00:42I don't know what to say, but you're crying out loud.
01:00:56Do you think he likes my tree?
01:00:59I think I should talk to him.
01:01:02You have to trust me on this one.
01:01:03That man will not like you.
01:01:06Boiler, just down there, bros.
01:01:09What?
01:01:10I don't have a code switch.
01:01:12No, no, no, no.
01:01:14Get it.
01:01:16I swear, oh God, they're going to find a text I sent to my ex-girlfriend.
01:01:20Maggie, Maggie.
01:01:22It's okay, don't panic.
01:01:22I think I can get Elton to sing Candle at her fume.
01:01:25No, this can't be.
01:01:26You can't do this to me.
01:01:28Maggie!
01:01:29Oh, mummy, turn off the big light.
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:37Ah.
01:01:39Ah.
01:01:42Ah.
01:01:43And that is as far as we've got.
01:01:48We're still workshopping it, obviously, but I think it's going to be ready for the public
01:01:53really soon.
01:01:55What?
01:01:55Our Scandi Noir murder mystery immersive experience is literally the theme of the bar.
01:02:03Did you guys not warn him?
01:02:06We thought it would be fun if he felt real fear.
01:02:10Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume.
01:02:13You're a detective.
01:02:13No, he's still in character.
01:02:14Eddie, why are you?
01:02:15And he'll give away the ending if we let him.
01:02:19This is his baby.
01:02:19He loved the killing.
01:02:21Yo, I've been to more escape rooms and punch drunk shows than I'd like to admit, but this?
01:02:27This was legit.
01:02:28Yeah, I fucking love it.
01:02:31You do?
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:33The cozy winter shit, that was boring, but the horribly realistic dead body, yeah.
01:02:38That was fucking cool.
01:02:40Still feel kind of sick, but time out will love this.
01:02:44When's it launch?
01:02:46Let's let Maggie clean up, and Kren will tell you all about it.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52I can't actually tell you much, because I don't really understand that myself, but Kren's
01:03:00giving us a massive casting budget.
01:03:02Where do you find actors?
01:03:03Gumtree?
01:03:04Leave it with me.
01:03:11Genuinely, thanks for today.
01:03:13Oiled Willisai, you're a great soul anchor.
01:03:20I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me, as I am, now.
01:03:26What?
01:03:27I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult.
01:03:31Thanks.
01:03:34Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again, like it did last year,
01:03:39but you've changed.
01:03:41I can really see that, Will, on the other hand.
01:03:45Wait, what did Will do?
01:03:47He basically declared his love for me, after the abortion.
01:03:51Whitney helped me see how toxic that was.
01:03:53She's helped me so much.
01:03:57It's like, before I met her, I'd been holding my breath, like, since Dad died, and now I'm breathing again.
01:04:19I wanted to learn from Whitney.
01:04:22Really.
01:04:24Maybe she could help with my scalp thing.
01:04:28Me and Whitney are moving to Devon.
01:04:30We're starting an intentional community down there.
01:04:33That's where she's been this week.
01:04:37Wow.
01:04:40Well, um, I have always wanted to spend more time on trains, so it'll make it work.
01:04:49Maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together.
01:04:51Eddie?
01:04:52I tried calling you.
01:04:53Are you okay?
01:04:54Hi.
01:04:55Hi, Kylie.
01:04:56Oh, Maggie's here.
01:04:58She really helped me.
01:05:00There was this whole Krent-related emergency.
01:05:03Hey, wouldn't it?
01:05:05Maggie really wants to learn from you, Whit.
01:05:07She responded so well to your techniques today.
01:05:10If that's okay with you?
01:05:12Of course.
01:05:15Anyone with an honest heart is a welcome in my world.
01:05:21You look stunning.
01:05:22Do you have a facial or something?
01:05:24I wasn't on vacation, Eddie.
01:05:27I was securing our future.
01:05:29Of course.
01:05:30I'm so sorry.
01:05:31You worked so hard for us.
01:05:35I guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:41Wow.
01:05:42Well, that light certainly is blindingly white.
01:05:49I'm so sorry.
01:05:50I'm so sorry.
01:05:50I'm so sorry.
01:05:50I'm so sorry.
01:05:51I'm so sorry.
01:05:52I'm so sorry.
01:05:52I'm so sorry.
01:05:52I'm so sorry.
01:05:52I'm so sorry.
01:05:52I'm so sorry.
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