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00:05Hey, Chelsea.
00:06Hey.
00:07Happy birthday.
00:08How'd you know it was my birthday?
00:09Oh, Jen Cook told me about your party.
00:11Are you fucking kidding me?
00:13Oh, from Jen Cook.
00:16Wow, Chelsea surprise very special milestone 40th.
00:19Shh, it's tonight.
00:21Don't say anything to her.
00:23I guess she CC'd you by accident.
00:24Another one incoming.
00:26This time it's a reply all.
00:27Oopsies, teehee.
00:28How do you take someone off an email?
00:30If she had two brains, she'd be twice as stupid.
00:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, there's more.
00:34This time she forwarded it to the IT department.
00:36How do I scrub my entire email history from the beginning of time?
00:41Here comes the brainiac now.
00:42Hey, Chelsea.
00:44So, casual question.
00:46What are you up to tonight?
00:48Attending the surprise party I'm not supposed to know about.
00:51Who told you?
00:53You did.
00:53A bunch of times.
00:55Okay, my laptop has too many buttons, so it's like a trap.
00:57Hey, I just wanted to let you know I can't make your surprise party.
01:01It's my first annual meet and sauna night.
01:03Yeah.
01:03We meet for six, we meet at six.
01:05Sorry, Jen.
01:05A bunch of us already RSVP'd to Taser's Meat Fest.
01:08It's going to be awesome.
01:09What, can I come?
01:10Oh, my girl, yes.
01:11Chelsea, you have to attend your own surprise party.
01:15I'm just not really a surprise person.
01:17Well, everybody secretly wants a surprise party.
01:19Oh.
01:20Well, just cancel your party.
01:22What?
01:23Why?
01:23It feels very cancelable, right?
01:24I just got that click.
01:25Maybe I'm attending, but I'm probably going to bail energy.
01:28No way.
01:29I already dropped the girls at their mom's, and I've had ribs smoking for a day now,
01:32so they've got to be in tonight.
01:33Nice.
01:35Well, it's just that, uh, you know, I put a big deposit down at the pipe.
01:45All right, I'll...
01:48Come.
01:49Sorry.
01:50It's going to be really fun.
01:51It's just going to be us conk gals, you know?
01:54Girls night!
01:55Meat night!
01:55Girls night!
01:56Meat night!
01:57Girls night!
01:57Meat night!
01:58Girls night!
01:59Girls night!
01:59Meat night!
02:00Gotcha.
02:01Good one.
02:02Meet Smash.
02:03Meat night!
02:04Have fun tonight, girls.
02:05Sad I'm going to miss.
02:06Fuck you, Todd.
02:11Who keeps stealing my lasagna?
02:13Do I look like Garfield's bitch?
02:15Exactly.
02:16A hundred fucking percent.
02:18Luckily, I brought my backup spaget.
02:19Four minutes!
02:24Ice fucking cold.
02:26Here, out of the way.
02:27You take his butt in line.
02:29Oh, what?
02:30All of a sudden, you're no electrician?
02:31Yeah.
02:32Oh, that's the good duct tape.
02:33Why is a car fixing the microwave?
02:34I can do whatever I want.
02:36Just help yourself.
02:37No, no, no.
02:37Oh, I'm sure.
02:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:40Guys, lots of backseat workers here.
02:42Don't see any of you lifting a finger to fix it.
02:44Who the hell microwaves egg salad?
02:45You eat your Cheetos with milk.
02:50Oh, hey, Audrey.
02:52Here you are.
02:53Uh, kind of busy.
02:54Microwave exploded.
02:54I'm not stealing it.
02:55So, I need you to help me with Chelsea's surprise party.
02:59She's not really a surprise person, so...
03:00I know.
03:01All the more reason to double the fuck down, you know?
03:06So, I need you to pick her up and take her to the venue.
03:09Miss Kong.
03:10Um, you see Chelsea on the surprise party email.
03:13I know that, Janet.
03:15Don't hinder me.
03:16Help me.
03:17Just pitch me some fun party ideas.
03:19Penis straws.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Um, I went to a party once, and there were penis straws there.
03:25And they were...
03:27a lot of fun.
03:28Penis straws.
03:29Well, now you have my attention.
03:30Of course you do.
03:31Hey, bendy or...
03:33or rigid?
03:34Rigid.
03:36Rigid and, um, hot pink.
03:37And kind of, uh, curved at the end.
03:40Like, there's like a question mark.
03:42Like it was asking,
03:43do you want another spicy margarita?
03:45Yes, I do, Mr. Straw.
03:46Wow.
03:48Um, well, Chelsea's gay,
03:50so maybe don't hand her a drink with a tiny plastic dick on it.
03:53Good point.
03:54I will drink them.
03:55I will drink them all.
03:56All right?
03:57Expedite those now, Janet.
03:59Come on.
03:59I will see you and Chelsea tonight at the party.
04:02Okay?
04:03Pick her up.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:06Fuck my life.
04:07Shit.
04:08Where the fuck are you taking us, Taze?
04:09Ooh.
04:10Wait till you see what I got you for tonight, boys.
04:12Let's put the fucking hat.
04:13It's a banyan.
04:14It's a banyan.
04:14It comes in the bathtub.
04:15Jesus Christ.
04:15Look it up.
04:17There she is.
04:19There's no fucking way that's up to code.
04:21Yeah.
04:22My code.
04:22I'm just kind of doing my own thing.
04:24Come on.
04:24Does it even have a carbon monoxide detector?
04:27Loser detectors, I call them.
04:28Smells good.
04:29You know, we could just call 911 now and save them a trip later.
04:32It's already so sweaty in here.
04:33Yeah, can you pre-book an ambulance?
04:35Come on, man.
04:35The heat's good for you.
04:36Oh, nice touch, Taze.
04:38Where the hell did you get these?
04:40Not bad.
04:41Imperial Valley Hotel Express.
04:43Nothing but the best for my butts, right?
04:45Steam, sweat, heat ribs.
04:48Yeah, buddy.
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:49Hey, turn up the music.
04:51Get in there.
04:52What?
04:52Yeah, boys.
04:53Get up, boys.
04:54I'll throw some more logs on the forest.
05:00Can we get some frozen margs, please?
05:02Make it three.
05:03Sorry, senorita.
05:04No ice.
05:06Machine.
05:06Es muerta.
05:07Machine no work.
05:08Machine no work?
05:09This is a bar.
05:10And yet, this is where we find ourselves.
05:12Sunglass.
05:13They're here.
05:14They're here.
05:14They're here.
05:15Everyone hide.
05:16Everyone hide.
05:17Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
05:18I cannot stress this enough.
05:19She knows about this.
05:21We're here.
05:22Surprise, surprise, surprise.
05:24Just what I wanted.
05:25Don't you love it?
05:26So, everyone, come out wherever you are.
05:29Surprise.
05:32Happy fucking birthday.
05:33Oh, hi.
05:35Surprise.
05:36Surprise.
05:36Oh, peanut struts.
05:38Oh, ah.
05:39Ah, so thoughtful.
05:42Thanks.
05:43Holy shit, my bag is sweating now.
05:46Oh, God, I got the meat sweats.
05:48God.
05:48Pass me a beer, would you?
05:50Here you go, bro.
05:50Get her in you.
05:52Oh.
05:53That'll work, too.
05:56That'll cool, y'all.
05:57That is a good idea.
05:59Do it, Dewey.
06:00My turn.
06:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:02Yeah, so could do.
06:04Come on, Dewey.
06:05What you got?
06:05That's that one.
06:06Yes, dude.
06:08Hey, boys.
06:09Where's the meat?
06:09Hey, get in here.
06:11Close it up.
06:11Keep the heat in.
06:12Oh, sorry.
06:13I'm late.
06:13I'm ready to get crazy, boys.
06:14Where the fuck were you?
06:15Oh, is that my duck blind?
06:17You bricks already started eating with Elvin.
06:19Another bear.
06:19Immediately.
06:20Get a little rumbly in the top.
06:22Oh, he is.
06:23He's ready.
06:24Knock, knock.
06:25Knock, knock.
06:26Knock, knock.
06:26Knock, knock.
06:26Knock, knock.
06:27Knock, knock.
06:27Knock, knock.
06:27Knock, knock.
06:34Knock, knock.
06:35Knock, knock.
06:37Here we go.
06:39Ready?
06:39Oh, we are Day Girls.
06:41Yes.
06:42Yes.
06:42Boss of the birthday girl.
06:45And Janet.
06:46Don't post that.
06:47Janet.
06:47Too late.
06:48No, no.
06:49Janet.
06:49Our entertainment is 30 seconds away.
06:52Who's 30 seconds away?
06:54What did you do?
06:55Brace yourselves, ladies.
06:56I don't like the sound of that.
06:57Okay.
06:58Close your eyes.
06:58No, thanks.
06:59Come on, close your eyes.
07:00Come on.
07:00The surprise is almost here.
07:01Okay.
07:03Ooh, high tech.
07:08Yeah.
07:08It is like we're at a rock concert.
07:12Ladies and ladies, happy Chelsea night.
07:16Open your eyes.
07:18Oh, ladies.
07:19Good to go.
07:20Take it away.
07:22Oh, God.
07:24No, ladies.
07:25Oh, we did that part.
07:27Surprise, Chelsea.
07:29Ellie?
07:31What the fuck?
07:33I can't help myself around meat.
07:35Yeah, boy.
07:36That's all good.
07:36Makes me crazy.
07:37Is it the five pounds I made or the 12 beer you just drank?
07:39Small sips.
07:40I think you're making it worse.
07:42This will pass.
07:43I once had an uncle who ate two rotisserie chickens in one sitting, bones and all.
07:48He crushed a colopoid, burped for 30 seconds, and then rolled along and let nothing fucking happen.
07:55See?
07:55Get it off.
07:56Progress.
07:57Get it off.
07:57I'm still feeling like shit.
07:59The food belt that must have reached his lower stomach by now.
08:01We need to exercise it out of him gently, like a baby.
08:04You better rock up, buddy.
08:06You better rock up, buddy.
08:06Work with me.
08:07Come on.
08:08Okay.
08:09Cool, cool.
08:10Everyone's looking loosey-goosey.
08:13Yeah?
08:13Good times.
08:14Hey, quick ask.
08:15What now?
08:15You fellas help me move a small fridge?
08:22Absolutely not.
08:23It's in my basement.
08:24We can move it up the back of my steps to my garage real quick.
08:26Fuck you, dude.
08:27If we got the momentum, then maybe we can get to the L-shaped couch, too.
08:30Not fucking happening.
08:31Fuck you.
08:31That's fair.
08:32That's fair.
08:33You do your thing.
08:33You digest.
08:34But enjoy the freshly scented room.
08:36See you in five minutes.
08:37Fuck!
08:42Where'd you find him?
08:43A parking lot?
08:44A dude dash.
08:44It's like a food delivery app, but for erotic dudes.
08:50Why?
08:51Sorry, Chelsea.
08:51I tried to tell them.
08:52Couldn't get a lady stripper?
08:54Well, I could have, yeah, but they were way more expensive.
08:57And besides, he's like a local talent.
08:59Oh, and ladies, if you could give me a nice review, you know, it doesn't have to be nothing
09:04wrong.
09:04Just like, you know, showed up on time, easy on the ice.
09:07Just, you know, five stars.
09:09No stars.
09:09This is not happening.
09:11Do you think she's having fun?
09:12Hey, Chelsea.
09:14Happy birthday, girlfriend.
09:16Living the dream.
09:19Call her the beast.
09:21Half appliance, half curse.
09:23She's been down here 14 years, boys.
09:26Nobody's moved her.
09:28Not because they didn't try, because she didn't want to be moved.
09:32She survived a flood, a blackout, and a bear attack.
09:36Fuck.
09:37What kind of bear?
09:38Big.
09:39She may give off some chemical smell, but she still makes ice.
09:44And that noise.
09:45Chemical shmagma.
09:46That's how she talks.
09:47If you listen close, she'll speak to you.
09:55Some mother fuckers!
09:57Oh my gosh.
09:58Hey, man.
09:59Fuck with you, man.
10:00How's Sarnia?
10:01Uh, Namibia, actually.
10:02Uranium conference was a total cock stretch, but happy to be home.
10:05Where are all the kids?
10:06Kids?
10:07What kids?
10:08I wouldn't miss Mary Frances's birthday.
10:10Hmm?
10:10About that, Matty.
10:12I just needed help moving this fridge.
10:13What?
10:14He lured everyone here and love-bombed us with sauna ribs.
10:18Yeah.
10:18You always ask why I don't trust?
10:20This is why I don't trust.
10:21Come on.
10:21I've helped you all move some sort of shit at some point or other.
10:24Don't even pretend like I haven't.
10:25You helped me move a small ottoman once, and you kept the fucking thing.
10:29Oh, that's where that came from.
10:30Fuck it.
10:31Enough talk.
10:32These hernias aren't going to bulge themselves.
10:34The sooner we do this, the sooner we can get back to drinking.
10:37Yes.
10:39It's alive.
10:41You should know what's coming from.
10:44Fossil kit.
10:46Oh, sweet.
10:47I need more meat.
10:49Is that a sausage?
10:52He's at stage eight.
10:53Hallucinations.
10:54Okay, ladies.
10:55Break's almost over.
10:56Don't forget your tip.
10:57Oh, five stars from me, Billy.
11:00What?
11:01What do you say?
11:02When we're spinning around the horn for old time's sake?
11:04Hard pass.
11:05No.
11:06How hard?
11:07What?
11:07You in a relationship or in love or something?
11:10Oh, is it with that dude down at the marina with the pet bald eagle?
11:13Who are you talking about?
11:14You know, the guy with tattoos on his wing.
11:17How do you know that, Billy?
11:20Everybody knows.
11:22You okay, buddy?
11:24Yeah, I've never been happier.
11:27Oh.
11:27Um.
11:30Okay, I think I got it.
11:32What do you think?
11:33Come on, get your fucking shit together.
11:35Post it.
11:36Anyway, are you like sticking around?
11:39Because I've got this new number.
11:40Hey, dude, real showstopper.
11:42I could really use some assistance.
11:46Fuck off, Billy.
11:47Your agent's on the phone.
11:48Oh, shit.
11:49That must be the right commercial.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:51I have been with some fucking losers.
11:53Yeah, I have.
11:54Really, you gotta type.
11:55Except for Chelsea.
11:57I already got one.
12:01Is this your wedding cake?
12:03Yeah, my third one.
12:04Got some from the second one in here somewhere.
12:07My lasagna.
12:08That's my copperware.
12:09What?
12:10My name's on it.
12:11No, it's not.
12:12Dewey, snap to it.
12:13Come on.
12:26Dewey, right there.
12:27Bullshit.
12:28Look, none of you assholes helped when I had to move.
12:30All right, I had to drag a futon up three flights of stairs.
12:33Hazer said he wasn't built for staircases.
12:36Oh.
12:36What the fuck are you actually built for?
12:38Calimony, apparently.
12:39Come on.
12:40All right, Rex.
12:41Not that bad.
12:42All right, I'll take that fire corner.
12:43It's not as heavy.
12:44My back's...
12:44Damn, I want that corner.
12:46Look.
12:46Back off.
12:47I'm gonna count us in.
12:48One, two, three.
12:51Lift.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Dewey, fuck.
12:54You gotta lift when you say lift.
12:55Okay, all right.
12:56Fuck's sake.
12:57Come on.
12:58Heave.
13:01Duck walk.
13:02Oh, duck walk.
13:03What is a duck walk?
13:04Shut the fuck up.
13:04I'm on the duck walk.
13:05Have the right.
13:06That's not a word to do.
13:07All right.
13:09No, no, no.
13:10You're stuck.
13:11Damn.
13:11Chip, it's a guy.
13:12I'm stuck.
13:13Careful.
13:15You okay?
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17You all right?
13:18It's okay.
13:18I'll get it.
13:19It's all right.
13:20It's all right.
13:20Let's keep going this side.
13:21Careful.
13:22Ah, my hand.
13:23Fuck.
13:24Motherfucker.
13:25I like this beast.
13:26Because it should be left to die like the animal that it is.
13:29You're taking this piece of shit to the dump right now.
13:32All right.
13:33Regroup.
13:34Come on, guys.
13:36One.
13:38Two.
13:39Three.
13:40Dewey, if you say lift and don't lift one more time, I swear, I'm going to fold you in half
13:43and stop you in this fucking fridge.
13:45Okay.
13:45I will lift and lift.
13:47Holy fuck, this is happening.
13:49Out of my hand.
13:50I'm pinch.
13:51I'm pinch.
13:52Stop.
13:52Leave.
13:53I've got to beat.
13:54Come on, guys.
13:55Watch out.
13:56Watch out.
13:56Watch out.
13:57Yes.
13:58Yes.
13:59This thing's not being the hiding hole.
14:01It's a sprinting gold rifle.
14:03And there goes the free on my hand.
14:04Hey, great work, Dewey. Hey, take a breather. You'll be fine.
14:08Okay, enough. Why are we even trying to move this piece of shit?
14:11Piece of shit? Because this is all I got left from my dad.
14:15What?
14:16Yeah, that's right. Before he got sick, my dad loved pickling.
14:19Pickling?
14:20He started all here in the beast.
14:22You know, it kept him busy during some trying times.
14:26He loved it. He pickled everything. Eggs, peppers, pig's feet.
14:30Okay, you lost me at pig's feet.
14:32Sourbrotten?
14:33Sourbrotten.
14:34It's good.
14:34Yeah.
14:35And after he passed, everything else got sold.
14:38His clothes.
14:39Terrible.
14:40Stereo.
14:41His prosthetic leg.
14:42Oh, jeez.
14:43Except for this beauty.
14:44She stayed.
14:45The fuck?
14:46Yeah.
14:47Oh, oh, oh.
14:49Oh, no.
14:50You know that people invited him to his house?
14:51Oh, no.
14:52Billy, you wheeze.
14:54Why don't you worry? You're letting this happen, please.
14:58I'm sorry, man.
15:00Thanks, guys.
15:03This is fucked.
15:04No, thanks for breaking the mood, Backwoods.
15:06They could finally decide to show up to the moving part.
15:08You guys said you wanted some fucking help?
15:10Have at it.
15:11Let's fucking get it!
15:13Good luck.
15:15All right, thanks for helping.
15:17We're going to take a break.
15:18Good luck.
15:18Got some ribs and beers upstairs.
15:19Oh, God.
15:23At least I left this shithole and made something out of my life in the big show.
15:29Is that you?
15:31Absolutely, birthday girl.
15:33And what's with all the fucking dicks?
15:35God.
15:36Look, I got one here.
15:37Let me sign up for you.
15:37For your birthday special.
15:38For me.
15:39You know...
15:40So, uh, what's your deal?
15:41Like, uh, accounting?
15:43Uh, office clerk?
15:45Uh...
15:45Nope.
15:45Oh.
15:46Big boss lady.
15:47No.
15:48I work for her.
15:51Like, look at that.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:53You work for that train wreck?
15:55Send it.
15:56Yep.
15:57It'll be on my tombstone.
15:58Baby sat on Nepo Baby all day at work and made her a ton of money.
16:02Died lonely.
16:06I'm going to go get aggressively fucked up now.
16:09This is 40?
16:10This is 40?
16:11Oh, no.
16:12Oh, you have to take one of these.
16:14Please.
16:17Ah!
16:20Sorry.
16:25Video message?
16:26Really?
16:27Hey, Chelsea.
16:28It's Donnie again from Corn Pulse.
16:29You didn't return any of my other calls, so I'll get right to it.
16:33Our VP of Operations just stepped down.
16:35You free for a chat?
16:44Ah, shit.
16:45Fuck, that thing's stuck.
16:47That's not going anywhere.
16:48I guess I can't use my back door anymore.
16:52Dewey, what the fuck?
16:54Ah, Miles's free on exposure.
16:57Probably under 400 OEL.
16:58He'll be fine.
16:59You know, Taser, I'm so sorry.
17:01I didn't know your father passed.
17:04It's, uh...
17:05But, you know, the way you spoke about him, it was so vivid.
17:07It was like he was still alive.
17:09He is.
17:11I lied.
17:12What?
17:13I made up all the stuff about the fridge and all the stuff about my dad.
17:16I wanted the fridge to seem more meaningful so you guys would help.
17:18Even the sauerbraten part?
17:20Yep.
17:21Dick moves, man.
17:22You conned us.
17:25I went back from the heart.
17:28No!
17:30Oh, honey!
17:34The beast is toast.
17:37Sorry, Chase.
17:38I really needed that.
17:40Glad I could help.
17:41You did shit.
17:42Useless.
17:42Taser, your dad would have been proud of you.
17:46I just know him.
17:47Were you not here for his dad's alive part, or what?
17:50Maybe.
17:52Well, time to move that L-shaped couch, boys.
17:54Come on.
17:54No way.
17:55Fuck yourself, man.
17:57Fuck!
17:58Yeah, we're not.
18:01Hi.
18:05What's happening now?
18:07He's dead!
18:11He's hitting on her.
18:12Okay.
18:13Safe.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:14You need to watch that, Maine.
18:15In the middle of thunder!
18:19Okay, get back a little bit.
18:21And the feeling of thunder!
18:24Hey!
18:25Get down from me!
18:27That's what I'm saying!
18:29Take a low in love and grace!
18:31I'm sorry!
18:33That's what I'm saying!
18:34That's what I'm saying!
18:35That's what I'm saying!
18:36I'm sorry!
18:37I'm sorry!
18:38I'm sorry!
18:38I'm sorry!
18:51I'm sorry!
19:07I'm general because we all know.
19:11I'm sorry!
19:11OK, so let me get this shot on it!
19:14straight you were in the game you did erotic dance yeah i did for a bit i did the swinging
19:20cage
19:20and advanced pull yeah those are my two specialties you did pull no man i'm self-tied
19:26that's that's impressive yeah i ran as pheromone rush you know that's ringing a bell yeah i'm not
19:32surprised you know back then i was cut i was ripped i had a nice kind of physique going but
19:38now you know what i'm on i can see it oh ain't to leave you for the ladies bud but
19:45yep good yeah
19:47yeah you guys ready i fucking love this song
20:14the best thing about me ain't a woman
20:21it's a prerogative to have a little fun fun fun fun yeah fun uh-oh uh-oh
20:28you're totally crazy forget i'm a lady
20:31men's shirts short skirts uh-oh uh-oh really go wild yeah
20:37they're winning in style uh-oh uh-oh
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